Day 1: Review Kasalong Bangkok BJ Club
A bit about me. Many guys seem to just want the cheapest sex possible. I'm wanting more of an upscale place, an experience, something to remember. I don't really have a budget and think that even the most expensive thing in Bangkok isn't really expensive (vs. A $800/ hour NYC escort). I'm not bragging at all- just want to share so if you are looking for a different experience then you can ignore.
Anyway- have been in BKK 2 days for business. Finally snuck out late afternoon on Friday. I read 100 pages back and really wanted a soapy massage. I'm right on Sukhumvit and seemed to have easy access to girl central station. I'm really unimpressed. The girls hanging outside the massage parlors are old, or decrepit, or paunchy, or just not attractive. Most have bad teeth. The places don't look so great, either. OK. I've done the massage parlor thing (love it in Vegas- BBFS if you give HER a massage at first. And in Shanghai where she straps you in a chair, ass in the air, and tongues away). But I haven't been to a BJ bar. So I read the review for Kasalong that told me where to find it. I imagined an actual bar with guys sitting around, girls with tits out, drinking, having fun, maybe a cock out, ready for a BJ there or elsewhere. Boy was I wrong. A throng of see-minus girls outside, a bitter "bartender" inside and 2 empty see-shaped nasty couches. OK, I need to get off and I haven't experienced this before, so what the hell.
I know to treat a girl to a drink, talk to her, etc. I offer her a beer and she buys it but doesn't drink it. Talk to her, no English. Same with the rest of them. The girl whose beer I bought I was not interested in. So she took me outside and I picked the most Thai one- Dao. Blondish hair, a bit thick (which I Love), the best teeth of the bunch (still a 6/10).
Sat on a couch awkwardly and tried to loosen her up. At least she didn't ask 5 seconds "upstairs?" like the first one. So we hand-roamed a bit but she was obviously waiting for me to want to get it over with. Fine. It's under $20 so just get it over with then I can say I've done a BKK BJ bar.
We go upstairs and it's just so mechanical. She washes my dick off in a sink with cold water. That's odd. Then I take off my shorts and sit down on a towel. She takes off her top and her tummy is a bit more than the shirt led on, but she has nice thick tight thighs, good butt, and tiny perky breasts with long hard nipples. Half a handful but turned me on incredibly. She actually gives a very good BJ- tongue flicks got me hard. Ball sucking was so soft and careful (usually I hate that because it just hurts) I almost came without manipulation. I was able to hold off and she gave a wet and warm BJ with no teeth and her hand stroking me. She let me take her hand away so it was all mouth with a hand caressing my balls, and her other one under my balls and me playing with her titties. I came hard and even before I was done she pulled away and put it in a towel then sucked the rest. OK, it's been 3 days. Shoot me.
I wouldn't go back. No atmosphere, not a great "experience." But to get a great BJ for under $20 (albeit in a dirty / unsanitary looking place) I guess it's ok. I tipped her another $85 as my bill was $915 and I gave her the change.
My LOS trip in June. Part 1
Thanks to the information on the forum, and some great responses from some members I PM'd here, I had a pretty good trip. So. Time to pay back with trip reports. Part 1 here is my first night in Bangkok, the other nights where in Pattaya and will continue on the Pattaya forum.
OK, feel free to tsk-tsk me. Made obvious careless errors in my excitement. I was there the second week of June.
So I snuck in a LOS bolt-on few days to a business trip at the last minute. Didn't make a lot of detailed plans, it was very spur-of-the-moment. Having been to Thailand many times in the last 3 decades I figured "What could possibly go wrong?" LOL. Well, times have changed. Its been six years since I've been there. So here is Part 1 of my report.
Flew into DMK on Air Asia (it was really cheap) and took the A1 bus from DMK to Mo Chit (Chatuchak Park MRT station also) as recommended on the forum here. Cheap, just 30 baht. Grabbed the MRT (the escalators are easier than the BTS with luggage, but BTS is also right there) and rolled down to Sukhumvit, another 33 baht. If you arrive between 7 AM and 11 PM, I would recommend this as the best way to get there from DMK. Up the escalators, out the door and around the corner and you are in the hotel.
Stayed at South Sukhumvit Suites hotel, mainly for convenience. My plan was to just spend one night in Bangkok (needed to take care of something there) and then head down to Pattaya for a few days are&are. The hotel is right at ground zero, around the corner from Soi Cowboy. Girl friendly, they call when she leaves your room, etc. The usual. Rates are on the high side, but room is excellent, staff is great, internet is fast and reliable, so I was set. Had booked it on my phone from the airport just as I was coming to Bangkok earlier that day.
Got organized, then ran out and took care of money exchange (Vasu on Sukhumvit has the best rates) and then prepared to grab some eats and then party time. Ate at some local place on Soi 23 - decent and cheap. With lots of Soi Cowboy girls in the various food establishments around there getting ready for their night.
Took a walk through, and not much change from six years ago, other than the fact that a high percentage of Thai girls are now what I call fat (many of you may prefer the bigger tits and thighs though, I prefer the classic tiny slender look myself. YMMV) and most are covered with tattoos. Damn, they look like a graffiti wall in the ghetto. Not my cup of tea, but some prefer that. Whatever.
So I looked into Baccara and like last time, nothing sparked my interest. Peeked into a few others, and ended up sitting in my old standby Suzie Wong. Tried to hunt down the gal I had six years ago, but in this business that is a long long time and no one even remembered her. A few halfway decent gals, I bought a couple of drinks (including for mama, which I often do) but after an hour or two I just figured it was time to move on. Stopped for a drink in like two other places, can't even recall their names anymore, and walked past Long Gun. Verified it is still the wildest place in Cowboy, with full nudity, pussy shows, the works. Reminiscent of old Pat Pong decades ago. And decided what the fuck. Haven't watched pussy shows in like 15 years, I'll check it out.
So I went in and the selection of talent was large, with at least half a dozen fitting my criteria. Ended up with a very very cute gal 'Lena', mid-20's, who was super affectionate, some English, nice figure, good hair, all good. Ended up spending like 2-3 hours drinking and watching the shows, bought additional drinks for one or two others that I liked, it was all great fun. Until.
I told my gal I want to barfine her and she go to my hotel with me, and she gets squirrelled. First newbie mistake: before the second drink or any significant time or financial investment in the bar, always make sure the gal goes with customers. I did validate with another girl when she was on stage that my girl did go with customers, but not always with any customer. Second mistake: when things seem to be going well, verify that she will come with you later. Now arrogantly, I consider my game good enough that a provider will come with me if she comes with anyone. LOL. I got a comeuppance that night! Maybe it is because she was young and cute, and I am fat and older than dirt, but whatever. So. Turns out she will not come with me that night. She tries finding me other company, but at this time I was already getting an attitude (my bad). So I paid my tab and walked out. Fuck this bullshit.
It was getting late, but I wanted company so I went to Tilac down the street; decent lineup, and the door girl was excellent. Dumb mistake #3: door girls who are not dancing on stage don't go with customers for whatever reason. I bought this gal a drink, and asked her if she barfines, and when she confirmed she did not, I then discussed what I was looking for and she helped me find another gal in the bar that fit my specifications. I went through the drink&interview process for two of them, but in the end I paid for the drinks and stalked out all pissed off. Everyone that fit the most important criteria (petite, slender, long black hair, attractive) failed the other criteria (no or very few and small tattoos, no silicone tits, no oddball facial piercings). Once they validated that the minimum is 2000ST /4000 LT, that trashed the deal. For that kind of money, I want what I want, and will not settle for less.
I said fuck all this noise, I'm heading to Pattaya tomorrow, and I went back to my hotel and crashed (instead of heading over to Nana for the late night bar-closing FL scene). My plan was to get a good rest, and hit the ground in top form in Pattaya. And hopefully my attitude would significantly improve. Verdict: Bangkok (and probably me as well) are not what it once was.
Part 2 continued in the Pattaya Reports forum.
A night out in a different Neighborhood
[QUOTE=Kirsia123;2060294]Hey Natty, Thanks for the advise on Grand Hyatt.
I understand that Spasso is in Grand Hyatt and hence my interests in the hotel.
I have RTFF and my following questions
1. Is Mixx about the same type of scene as Spasso? I assume it it a bunch of reasonable to good looking FL?
2. Is Mixx located close to Spasso?
[/QUOTE]As you know, Spasso is a FL pick up bar in the basement of the Grand Hyatt. Girls who come here are mostly Thai, nicely attired & coiffed, speak English fairly well, and are on average between the ages of 27 and 37. The accepted price is between 4000 baht and 5000 baht for ST. I have never had a Spasso girl that was in a hurry to leave. They have all been very nice girls or should I say ladies. 555. The best time to come here is Thurs, Friday, and Saturday night between 11 pm to 1 am. The last Friday of every month is special theme night. When I was last there it was Cowboy and Indian night with some very attractive Thai girls, working for the bar, dressed appropriately. These girls were not FL's, but most if not all the girls sitting or standing around with a drink in their hand are FL and here for takeout.
Mixx is in the basement of the Intercontinental across the street from the Grand Hyatt. A lot of Spasso girls migrate over to Mixx later in the night after Spasso closes its doors if they have had no luck. The makeup of Mixx girls is more varied the Spasso. There is a larger percentage of imports in Mixx and a significant presence of non P4 P girls. The price for Mixx FL's starts at 4000 baht, but the sky is the limit depending on the girl, what she thinks of herself, and her ethnicity. The non P4P girls are there to have a good time. If you got game, some charm, can dance, and are willling to buy a bottle; they can be had, but not for a fee.
As I wrote previously in the Hotel thread, I like to stay in the neighborhood for a couple of nights per trip just so I can have a little fun in Patpong early and later on in Spasso & Mixx. A typical Thursday or Friday night for me starts out in Patpong around 8:30 pm. I really like Kings Castle 1 & 2. At present, there are a lot of very pretty girls in these two bars making these two Go Go's very competitive IMHO with my favorite Nana and Cowboy Go Go's. KC Barfines are all over the place. I think there are 5 different barfine levels starting out at 500 baht and going up to 1800 baht for their top Agency girls. It is easy to tell the 500 baht barfine girls from the 1800 baht barfine girls, but not so easy to tell a 1400 baht barfiner from an 1800-baht barfiner. On the two consecutive nights that I last paid a visit, I barfined a different girl each night. They were both 1800 barfine girls. They both looked real good to me and as for their service; one girl was in my top 5/ the other girl was in my top 10 girls of my whole trip. Enough said. I went to Spasso later after I was finished with my honeys, but did not take any Spasso girl this last trip. So, I am looking forward to going back and spending more time in Kings Castle both 1 & 2 and checking out Spasso.
TIP: if you start out the evening at Patpong and find a girl you like, barfine her. Don't hold off because of what you think you might find in Spasso later. A sexy cute Thai bird in your hand is worth two or three in the bush.
Back to my typical night out in the neighborhood: if by 11 pm I have not found Miss Right in the several Patpong bars I like to frequent, King's Castle 1 & 2, Badabing, and Electric Blue; then it is time to head to Spasso. At 11 pm on a Thursday, Friday, or Saturday night Spasso is usually going strong with plenty of FL's and unfortunately an almost equal number of sausages. Yes, it is a sausage fest. I don't know where these guys come from, but they are always there. Additionally, it is roughly a 50/50 split between NE Asians and Westerner sausages and some of these guys are wearing fucking sportscoats. Unbelievable! Me, I am dressed up wearing a collared, short sleeve, polo shirt ie an informal golf shirt and fresh laundered jeans. That is me in dress up mode. LOL. In any case, despite the male customer turnout, there are plenty of girls to choose from and they ALL want to make your acquaintance. There is none of that Thermae bull crap going on here although these FL's are older than the Thermae crowd, but better dressed, better educated, and many holding their own nicely. I usually flirt with a couple of the prettier girls and if I like one I let the conversation eventually get around to what everybody came for. My night is usually all set after spending an hour in Spasso.
But once in a while when I can't find what I am looking for and it is around 1 am, then I feel it is time to head over to Mixx. On other nights, I may have just said goodbye to my Patpong girl and put her in a taxi, so I wonder over to Mixx to see what's up. I am usually not disappointed. For some reason this bar, or Discotheque, or whatever you want to call it attracts some very sexy girls both out of towners as well as the local FL talent. The bar opens at 9 pm, but the best time to come here is between 12:30 am to 1 am and the place keeps going strong until way past 3:30 am.
In summary:
Patpong - Kings Castle 1 & 2, Badabing, Electric Blue - 8:30 to 11 pm.
Spasso - 11 pm to 1 am.
Mixx - 1 am until 3:30am although the joint does not close its doors until at least 4 or 5am on weekends.