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[QUOTE=Red Mosquito;1291266]Now the sad part- This girl- for whatever she was worth in looks- gave ot away when she opened her mouth, absolutely maid like accent, totally a momo seller kinda stuff- I was slightly turned off for I like to have some good conversations going with my girls before stinging them but despite of my adjusting my level again and again, I could not reach her level of talks to keep her interested. Anyhow, I soon came to terms with the fact that you cannot have Salman Rushdie and Padma Lakshmi rolled into one, ever so thought of going with the flow.[/QUOTE]RM Fantastic report. It seems you scored big time you dog you! I am heading out for clubbin after few pegs down and saw this report. The part which made my night and really cracked me up was what you mentioned above seriously too funny!

Thanks for the excellent report, actually I received a call from Pr that a new girl has joined his gang and he offered to take her services. But unfortunately as I had to attend official get together I refused and said that I will visit him in the coming week.

Can you please reserve some space, so that I will also join with you on jupiter.

A lot of thanks VVV for wonderful find Pr.

[QUOTE=Red Mosquito;1291266]I am currently reporting from planet Jupiter, where I landed post a mighty, heavenly, out of this world, thought provoking, shockingly good, drained out, full force experience which catapulted me out of the earth's stratosphere and I woke up on planet Jupiter.[/QUOTE]Great narration and a very good FR. Many a times the chase & the hunt becomes more interesting than the hunted. But man, you scored well in all, the hunt & the hunted.

BTW, I think you got your current location wrong, you said Jupiter isn't it. But RM I can see that you are on Venus. Please check with your neighbours.

Cheers

Thanks Red Mosquito for the comprehensive reports giving also an insight of the scenes. I would not like to be your inbox tho' as I can imagine the flood of PM's now.

Her skills compensated for the lack of intellect, for sure. If you are really lucky it is the other way round, when the woman talks you into outer space, but then the price tag rises just about as rapidly, doesn't it? The 2K for ST was a steal!

[QUOTE=Red Mosquito;1291266]I was slightly turned off for I like to have some good conversations going with my girls before stinging them but despite of my adjusting my level again and again, I could not reach her level of talks to keep her interested. Anyhow, I soon came to terms with the fact that you cannot have Salman Rushdie and Padma Lakshmi rolled into one,[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kattar Puneri;1291351]Her skills compensated for the lack of intellect, for sure. If you are really lucky it is the other way round, when the woman talks you into outer space, but then the price tag rises just about as rapidly, doesn't it? The 2K for ST was a steal![/QUOTE]Yes KP, I told myself to lay easy and not ask her the dictionary meaning of ' mongering', ' apartheid', ' horny' etc. I decided to lay still and let her do what she knew best. You can't ask your AC repair guy whether Greece will exit Euro or not, neither can you ask your tyre puncture repair man about age of MF Hussain. .

This girl was an expert in matters of the sexual kind, so I let it be. On women of intellect, I have dated a few and mongered with a few (not necessarily same ones) , but its difficult to say whether high intellect girl will be good in bed or vice versa or anything- this girl was atleast a hungry one in bed, and that suited me pretty well.

[QUOTE=Bionicman;1291339]Thanks Red Mosquito for the comprehensive reports giving also an insight of the scenes. I would not like to be your inbox tho' as I can imagine the flood of PM's now.[/QUOTE]Bionicman, you are a dear friend. Always space in my heart and my inbox for great guys like you. Write anytime, I will reply ASAP. How's it going otherwise? I love your one liners putting the other blokes to shame most of the time, so glad I have not been at the receiving end of any! Truly inspiring & hilarious stuff. Cheers.

[QUOTE=Stun Gun; 1291272]Great narration and a very good FR. Many a times the chase & the hunt becomes more interesting than the hunted. But man, you scored well in all, the hunt & the hunted.

BTW, I think you got your current location wrong, you said Jupiter isn't it. But RM I can see that you are on Venus. Please check with your neighbours.

Cheers[/QUOTE]No, I double rechecked. I am on Jupiter, had it been Venus, I would have been filing ten FRs a day. Had it been Mars, fellow men would have been running for cover.

[QUOTE=Shyams; 1291271]Thanks for the excellent report, actually I received a call from Pr that a new girl has joined his gang and he offered to take her services. But unfortunately as I had to attend official get together I refused and said that I will visit him in the coming week.

Can you please reserve some space, so that I will also join with you on jupiter.

A lot of thanks VVV for wonderful find Pr.[/QUOTE]Come come Shyam ji, I am telling you, once you shoot your load off, the recoil will be so strong that you will tear through the roof and reach Jupiter straight away, saying hullo to INSAT 1B and IC on the way.


Cheers to all, keep buzzing'

Red Mosquito

[QUOTE=Horny Landoora;1291270]RM Fantastic report. It seems you scored big time you dog you! I am heading out for clubbin after few pegs down and saw this report. The part which made my night and really cracked me up was what you mentioned above seriously too funny![/QUOTE]Hey HL, how's it going with you? Awaiting your experience and FR of yesterday where you were going clubbing and mongering. I am sure you had good luck and with your radar properly tuning after your earlier experience in one club where you found a decent girl to be WG, I am sure you would be hitting home runs every now and then.

Keep us posted man!

[QUOTE=Red Mosquito;1291474]--- No, I double rechecked. I am on Jupiter, had it been Venus, I would have been filing ten FRs a day. Had it been Mars, fellow men would have been running for cover. ---[/QUOTE]Hats off to you RM. That could be you and only you. ROTFL, ROTFL, ROTFL.

[QUOTE=Red Mosquito;1291475]Awaiting your experience and FR of yesterday where you were going clubbing and mongering. I am sure you would be hitting home runs every now and then.[/QUOTE]RM, no such adventures last night. Was just plain ol clubbing with the mates. Some drinks and some eyeing of beauties. Desi dames filled with attitudes. Sometimes just the guys having some fun is good!

Am kinda bored of the usual stuff available, so the radar is on scan of good chicks! So far no luck and as with the heat there is a dry spell! Lets hope for arrival of monsoon at earliest for bringing respite from heat and also change in fortunes!

[QUOTE=Horny Landoora; 1291496]RM, no such adventures last night. Was just plain ol clubbing with the mates. Some drinks and some eyeing of beauties. Desi dames filled with attitudes. Sometimes just the guys having some fun is good!

Am kinda bored of the usual stuff available, so the radar is on scan of good chicks! So far no luck and as with the heat there is a dry spell! Lets hope for arrival of monsoon at earliest for bringing respite from heat and also change in fortunes![/QUOTE]HL,

I agree 1000% on this whole friggin' business of desi babes filled with a lotta attitude. I don't mean to attract them to strictly monger on the first night, but I have seen this growing up, and I see this day in and day out, that most babes I end up meeting through friends, acquaintances, parties- are all full of attitude with an empty head compartment. I guess we ourselves have to be blamed for all this mess of girls not being grounded enough, because with a skewed male female ratio, these damsels get a lot of lift from junkies who are no good themselves and because of this, their attitude flares up. Rarely do I get to meet girls who are earning well, have things to be proud or confident of, and have a mature head on their shoulders.

Most of the times its yap yap yap yap in accented English and then I have to don the mosquito garb and prick the balloon. I don't get this- you and a million other mongers in India will have it in their balls to do the impossible, would be doing good for themselves professionally, would have a large circle of friends and be generally honest to themselves. These fake damsels are a distress to the mind to converse with, and probably only good to bed once.

Sorry I went astray from the topic of mongering, but sometimes somethings touch a raw nerve.

Take care HL,

Lets see who gets to Bonk his girl with a happy heart tonight- Djoker or Nadal.

[QUOTE=Red Mosquito; 1291266]Hullo fellas,

I got up, got dressed, promised to her will come again and asked for for a few snaps, which she readily obliged. Snaps attached. The screw up. (and its always there, unless you go to a SPA and take a shower later) is that your body and clothes start smelling of a different kind of perfume which is kinda cheap and lady like- Its happened with me in Vegas, Thailand, Pattaya, Houston, Macau, Reno, Mumbai, NCR- everywhere- Hate to know all the time that I am smelling like I have just come from a *house, and no, sorry, the Terre D'Hermes, The Armani Black Code, The Azzzaro's don't work. Nothing works. You are almost always trading on thin line. Shit!

Ratings.

Body- 10/10.

Attitude- 8/10 (I couldn't have much talks, dead talks)

GFE- 9/10 (The BBBJ blew me away and sent me to Jupiter!)

WIR- Yeah Yeah Yeah.

This is your friendly neighbourood monger Red Mosquito signing off.

Until next time,

Ciao.

Red Mosquito.

P. S. : Thanks to good friend Shyams for Pr* number.[/QUOTE]If I am speaking about the same girl (the flat is on the second floor) , she's pretty co-operative girl. There are other girls in the same flat, don't even think of trying them after you have tried her.

[QUOTE=Red Mosquito; 1291501]I agree 1000% on this whole friggin' business of desi babes filled with a lotta attitude. I don't mean to attract them to strictly monger on the first night, but I have seen this growing up, and I see this day in and day out, that most babes I end up meeting through friends, acquaintances, parties- are all full of attitude with an empty head compartment.

Lets see who gets to Bonk his girl with a happy heart tonight- Djoker or Nadal.[/QUOTE]I agree to the extent of attitude. Taking mongering out of the perspective I go clubbing quite often when I travel. Its usual to have a chit chat with a girl at these places and you converse on various things. In Delhi atleast if you say HI to a girl she acts as if you just verbally assaulted her! Then they act with such attitude as if they are royalty and would have nothing to do with you. Ok if this happens like sometime you understand but 90% of the times girls in Delhi I have encountered always behave as such. Mumbai is far better if you ask me for clubbing and night outs. Delhi has only beaten every other place in the world in one area if you ask me.PRICE thats about it! Anyhow gotten used to the attitude now so nothing to feel bad about but finding it tough now to pay for the bills to have a good fun time at clubs or night outs with booze prices over the top!

And BTW my money is on Nadal!

[QUOTE=Horny Landoora;1291604]In Delhi atleast if you say HI to a girl she acts as if you just verbally assaulted her![/QUOTE]Hey. Well the clubbing scene is no better in Pune, exactly similar reactions from girls here as well;.p. Mumbai mite be better if you say, no idea about clubbing scene in Mumbai though.

A personal tragedy kept me away. Sorry for not reasponding.

[QUOTE=Samir1199;1291140]It's pretty known around here. Did you try out NE or local babe? If you want to try out other options, try the one in the basement of mall in Sec 18.[/QUOTE]Hi Samir,

Which mall (as there are many) , and if you can provide the name o the SPA and what are the damages?