Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2065517]I like taking Thai girls to different places. Especially to other countries. I find that they see me differently after we take a vacation together and we end up becoming much closer. That's not always the case, there have been a few disasters. But I would say that 80 percent of the time it's been great.[/QUOTE]I suggest work up to it. Don't take a girl away for several days unless have already had her for 24 hours plus on more than one time, then try a weekend, and finally multi-days. These measures are to ensure compatibility and to find out if she can have a good time or not.

I have broken my own advice when know the girl well for significant time.

Make sure her period isn't going to start as soon as the trip starts.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2065397]
The other more important issue is money: the girl, if she really likes you, should be able to make an excuse to her bosses and get out of going to work for 5 days easy peasy. [/QUOTE]That is a very optimistic viewpoint and dependent greatly on where the girl works. Some girls I know hardly ever show up for work in a bar. On other hand, some girls can be in big trouble for going absent for no valid reason, or at least it is going to cost them. Just depends on the establishment, and employment rules.

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[QUOTE=Syzygies;2066301]I suggest work up to it. [/QUOTE]Thanks Syzygies and everyone else, great to have you experienced fellows sharing with newbies like me.

I think you are right, I'll take it slow and work up with a couple of all day / nights and see they go before leaping into a Holiday with the girl.

I have a 24 hour layover in Bangkok so will suggest we get together then and 'test' the waters.

Owe you all a beer if I ever meet you in the flesh.

Cheers.

Have you ever replied to a PM from some random punter asking for advice and then not receiving a reply back? Not even a single word of "Thanks" ?

Such behavior really pisses me off, and I decided that the effort I put into replying might help some newbie. So here is the reply in a post form. Hope it helps someone.

Good luck with your first trip. No matter what you read on these forums, nothing can prepare you enough for the sensory assault that awaits you in BKK.

Let me try and break it down for you:

1. Hotels: I do not know what your budget is or where you are staying, but I advise you to stay on Sukhumvit Road, as close to Asok or Nana BTS. Should not cost more than $50 - 75 a day unless you are looking at true 5 star accommodations.

2. Food: Food will be no problem for you. There are plenty of options. When in doubt, head to Terminal 21, they have a good food court with plenty of options.

3. Transportation: BTS and MRT connect most parts of BKK very well. Get a map. Get a local SIM card with data and use Google for navigtion. If you take a taxi, insist on meter fare only. If the taxi refuses, simply say thank you and look for the next one. Motorbike taxis usually charge between 50 to 100 baht for any trip, but they can be dangerous as they drive recklessly. NEVER take a tuk tuk in BKK. They will rip you off.

4. Currency: Plenty of exchange outlets in the city. They take all currencies. But best to carry money in USD.

5. The main topic. GIRLS. This is broadly categorized into 5 sources:

A. Oilies: Plenty of oilies in BKK. Annie's and Tulip are very famous. Go there, you won't be disappointed as first time visitor. The method is the same in both places. Walk in, get a drink, talk to mamasan and tell her openly without any moral reservations what you want from the session. Choose a girl from the shortlist and have a good time. Do not expect a GFE here, these places are designed for PSE.

Be. Soapies: There are many soapies in BKK too. If budget is not a problem, I recommend The Lord. You can also try Amsterdam, Emannuelle, etc.

See. Gogo bars: Gogo bars are concentrated in 3 places. Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy and Patpong. These can be great sources of entertainment but also expensive. Some places are known to be discriminatory towards people from certain ethnic backgrounds, be aware of this and do not pick a fight. If you are turned down, simply walk away and find another bar. In these places, again get a drink, call a mamasan and ask them how things work. Am sure you have read enough about this on the forum.

The. Nightclubs / Discos: The most popular ones are Insanity, Levels, Spasso, etc. All around Sukhumvit. Spasso can be expensive. Other places, its really upto you and your game. Most places get going after midnight. Thermae is another place you might want to visit, but I doubt you will have success there. The place caters largely to Japanese customers. But a drink there is no harm.

E. Online: If you have RTFF you will know the popular apps to use for online hunting. Personally I have had fantastic success with Badoo and ThaiFriendly.

Lastly, there are escort sites which I avoid like a plague for two key reasons: Most sites use photoshopped pictures and the girl who arrives is not the one you booked. They are insanely expensive.

I also would avoid street walkers if it was my first ever visit. My objective is to get laid in a safe, convenient and efficient manner. And that can be achieved withing an hour of landing in BKK.

Have fun.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2066572]Have you ever replied to a PM from some random punter asking for advice and then not receiving a reply back? Not even a single word of "Thanks" ?[/QUOTE]It happens all the time. It's gotten to where I don't reply to PMs unless I know they are good contributors to the forum.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2066572]

Let me try and break it down for you:

[/QUOTE]Nice, concise information. Hopefully every newbie reads this first before asking the usually silly questions like "can I get a hotel for $80?

[QUOTE=Zeus9;2066171]I've had some good times at Spanky's over the years. I prefer it over Crazy House on Soi Cowboy. Its not as crowded, but busy also. Was the girl's name that you BF'd Diap, or jiap (It means little chicken in Thai)? I once barfined a girl there that sounds just like the one described above. She looked 23, but was really 38. Super nice body with no baby ever. I also barfined her ST for 2500. She was a feature in their Hawaii 5-0 show.[/QUOTE]Yes it does sound like Jiap. She had been at Spanky's for a few years but left AFAIK. She is a really great girl. Sexy and appears to love her work. I must get back there and LT.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2066299]Yes absolutely correct, Jiap or Luuk Jiap in Thai means a baby chick (chicken) (of the fluffy yellow type), and Jiap is a common female Thai nickname. Sounds a bit like Gee-up.

Sometimes girls stuff a fluffy yellow sponge up their pussy to protect uterus or because having a period. This is also known euphemistically as "Luuk Jiap" or "Luuk Gai".[/QUOTE]Not to be confused with "Luuk Hei" (son in law) Maybe my Mai Yai thinks I look like a fluffy yellow sponge that needs to be inserted and I am hearing her incorrectly.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2066572]
4. Currency: Plenty of exchange outlets in the city. They take all currencies. But best to carry money in USD.[/QUOTE]Good post, however number 4 will normally only make sense when you're from the USA.

When you're not from the USA it makes no sense to buy USD first and then buy THB with the USD. Unless for some specific reason your home currency is very weak compared to the THB and at the same time very strong compared to the USD, ánd at the same time the USD is very strong compared to the THB.

[QUOTE=Mogwai;2066604]Good post, however number 4 will normally only make sense when you're from the USA.

When you're not from the USA it makes no sense to buy USD first and then buy THB with the USD. Unless for some specific reason your home currency is very weak compared to the THB and at the same time very strong compared to the USD, nd at the same time the USD is very strong compared to the THB.[/QUOTE]If your currency is weak against the THB it will be extra weak against the USD as well, especially if the USD is strong against the THB. Currency traders would ensure that what you have explained wouldn't happen, they would close up an arbitage such as this in seconds. If you are travelling to several countries then taking USD, even if it isn't your home currency, isn't a bad idea. You occasionally come across countries where you need to get a visa and they only take USD. Not many, but some border crossings and smaller airports around Asia can be like this. Also, USD's come in small bills where other currencies, such as the Aussie dollar, have a large, lowest bill. For the Aussie it's $5. Sometimes a few $1's can be handy.

[QUOTE=HorneeFalang;2066598]Not to be confused with "Luuk Hei" (son in law) Maybe my Mai Yai thinks I look like a fluffy yellow sponge that needs to be inserted and I am hearing her incorrectly.[/QUOTE]Now you are getting a bit silly / baffling. Son-in-law is actually "Luuk Kher-ee" and "Mai Yai" probably means "not big" so is that your dick you are referring to? No obviously not, but I am not intuitive enough to get your point at all.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2066572]Have you ever replied to a PM from some random punter asking for advice and then not receiving a reply back? Not even a single word of "Thanks" ?
[/QUOTE]I feel for you. Years ago I got so many PMs of questions that would have been better asked of the general forum. Many of these questions did not appeal to me, personally. Some were too difficult to answer, maybe even silly. It filled up the in tray needlessly, very fast. Even was a hassle to keep checking my PM inbox. Was easier just to turn off PMs in the end.

On the main forum, those that like the question can reply, or those who believe they have worthwhile useful experience. However we can ignore posts of no interest.

PMs ought to be only for your personal friends to message you or perhaps to share contact numbers for those that desire it. However then it's easier to use Line, Whatsapp, email, etc.

Groups that form little PM networks are essentially saying they want their only exclusive sub-forum, perhaps free of certain types of posters.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2066572]1. Hotels: I do not know what your budget is or where you are staying, but I advise you to stay on Sukhumvit Road, as close to Asok or Nana BTS. Should not cost more than $50 - 75 a day unless you are looking at true 5 star accommodations.[/QUOTE]One can easily get a good hotel at $50 on Sukhumvit. My guess is that most of them are Guest friendly too.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2066572]2. Food: Food will be no problem for you. There are plenty of options. When in doubt, head to Terminal 21, they have a good food court with plenty of options.

3. Transportation: BTS and MRT connect most parts of BKK very well. Get a map. Get a local SIM card with data and use Google for navigtion. If you take a taxi, insist on meter fare only. If the taxi refuses, simply say thank you and look for the next one. Motorbike taxis usually charge between 50 to 100 baht for any trip, but they can be dangerous as they drive recklessly. NEVER take a tuk tuk in BKK. They will rip you off.
[/QUOTE]Just take a local Traveller Sim Card at the airport. I got one of AIS for 299 THB. Then you can google Map for food and transport. Always ask for meter in a Taxi.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2066572]4. Currency: Plenty of exchange outlets in the city. They take all currencies. But best to carry money in USD.[/QUOTE]Its a good idea to convert into USD if you are carrying extra money or if you will be travelling more than one country. But if you will be only travelling in Thailand then better to convert your country's currency to THB. Don't take the risk of carrying INR or IDR to Bangkok and then getting it converted to THB.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2066572]A. Oilies: Plenty of oilies in BKK. Annie's and Tulip are very famous. Go there, you won't be disappointed as first time visitor. The method is the same in both places. Walk in, get a drink, talk to mamasan and tell her openly without any moral reservations what you want from the session. Choose a girl from the shortlist and have a good time. Do not expect a GFE here, these places are designed for PSE.

Be. Soapies: There are many soapies in BKK too. If budget is not a problem, I recommend The Lord. You can also try Amsterdam, Emannuelle, etc.[/QUOTE]The most robust way of getting laid there for a beginner. I did the same and no regrets. A good heuristic would be to choose from the girls who smile at you in the lineup.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2066572]See. Gogo bars: Some places are known to be discriminatory towards people from certain ethnic backgrounds, be aware of this and do not pick a fight. If you are turned down, simply walk away and find another bar.[/QUOTE]I am a Desi so didn't even bother with these. If there is discrimination against you, just remember its for business reasons and nothing personal. Just find another one. At these places if you spend like a pauper don't expect to be treated like a king.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2066572]The. Nightclubs / Discos: The most popular ones are Insanity, Levels, Spasso, etc. All around Sukhumvit. Spasso can be expensive. Other places, its really upto you and your game. Most places get going after midnight. Thermae is another place you might want to visit, but I doubt you will have success there. The place caters largely to Japanese customers. But a drink there is no harm.
[/QUOTE]Went to Thermae and it was filled with Japs / Koreans. Got lucky there and brought a girl back to hotel. Question to seniors, is the quality of girls same in Insanity and Levels compared to Thermae?

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2066572]E. Online: If you have RTFF you will know the popular apps to use for online hunting. Personally I have had fantastic success with Badoo and ThaiFriendly.
[/QUOTE]I would not recommend this for a beginner. I had bad experience from WeChat. And Badoo does not work for me. Maybe use this for shits and giggles but nothing seriously as for some men its a time sink without good ROI.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2066572]I also would avoid street walkers if it was my first ever visit.
[/QUOTE]Is it because of lady boys or is it because they give poor service?

Peace and joy.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2066299]Yes absolutely correct, Jiap or Luuk Jiap in Thai means a baby chick (chicken) (of the fluffy yellow type), and Jiap is a common female Thai nickname. Sounds a bit like Gee-up.

Sometimes girls stuff a fluffy yellow sponge up their pussy to protect uterus or because having a period. This is also known euphemistically as "Luuk Jiap" or "Luuk Gai".[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. I'm always looking to enhance my knowledge of all things Thai, 555! This country is endlessly entertaining to me. I did know about the sponge, but not the name. But naming it after a fluffy chicken makes it instantly memorable. The gogo girl also told me she was named that because she likes to talk / chirp a lot.