Phuket Reports

Hi guys,

No doubt my post is somewhat premature because I won't be there until September but if anyone has any busty (slim and stacked) referrals I would be happy to return the favor if you go to Cebu, Subic or Dominican Republic. I'll be staying at Phuket Orchid Resort which I understand is very nice. If anyone has stayed there and tried the massage girls there I appreciate the intel. I will be taking Nok airlines from Bangkok. Nok features really cute, scantily clad Thai stewardesses. I wonder if they are available for takeout during layovers? Cheers.

After running some errands last weekend some time freed up before my plans for dinner. So being in Phuket Town literally 5 minutes from Katherines I went there without contacting or checking lineup availability. Considered checking New Angel and Monroe but didn't want to waste time.

Walked in and 6-5 girls available at 5:30 pm so not to bad but quite average impression. The one my gut inclined to take by looking at her body language and eyes / smile looked a bit chubby and I wasn't hungry for that. I ended up picking Bonus at that time labeled as number 15. In retrospect you should always listen to your gut.

The girl is petite with a very nice body but I'm quite certain she has had a baby. She has the most impressive augmented breasts I have fondled. Basically they seem to put her fat in front of the implant and just by easy touching you can't feel they are fake. Personality wise she seems naughty and very friendly so I think I just caught here on a bad day or maybe to much work?

Standard SOP head to room for shower but she dimmed the room really dark which is a warning sign when they don't even ask and as well turning on some of her music. To mend relations I try to follow suit and see if her mood can be improved.

Her massage was cut short and no B2 B maybe rushing the time for something but her BBBJ was god despite also being cut short and included some enjoyable playing with my balls. Some people might be upset by the hustle she's trying but I really can't complain when a 22-25 year old got my manhood in her mouth and I am finger deep in her pussy.

Sex turned into some kind of race with her trying hard to get me to cum quickly. When she noticed that was not happening was had some decent fucking positions. Finally got a taste of her naughty mind and dirty talk which enhanced the experience. That said not much to complain on but for me to come with condom and she trying to rush it will take some time so finally agreed to let her finish me with a HJ.

So if I would guess all was over within 50 minutes which is nothing I experience in Katherines before. I also didn't recognize the reception staff but maybe there has been some change in management? Anyways was an OK experience just felt a bit SOP which can happen if it would have been really bad I would have given her and the reception my view. Off I went lighter then before arriving as intended. Seems like they date stamp the gallery now so you can easily see who goes into rotation. I won't swear on it but that is what I figured!

I still think it is higher value then Christines despite never going there other than turning around when checking line. Maybe it has improved please correct me if I am wrong but next time I will most likely try a new place if I am in the area!

Was at Karon Beach for approx a week but was "family holiday" so options and time was limited.

Did careful research looking for tell tale signs of more than just a rub. Unfortunately no brothers could provide me with definite go to place before I left.

First punt was disaster. Despite choosing place and girl that looked promising got big fat nothing. Even massage was poor. I thought WTF Is this thailand?

Gave her 20 baht tip. I think she realized my "disappointment". Think place was called Apple massage.

Next decided to be more straight forward. Tried place where 2 Soi's meet in a you shape just up from the Chook Bar.

After choosing the one who looks the most likely again. Said that we go to private room. She said yes. Well we just went up stairs to curtained off areas. I said where is the room she said we are the only ones here.

Anyway she seemed more focussed on $$ than a good perf. Asked for 2000 - I said no 1500 - this plus 400 massage fee I thought was adequate.

Got a little DFK, CBJ, FJ covered. Wanted to rush. Wasn't impressed.

After 2 less than impressive performances I thought f this lets wait till Bangkok.

So sorry if you are going to Karon Beach, errr I mean Little Russia, I hope you have better luck than I.

I skimmed the thread but didn't find anything definitive. There doesn't seem to be a "recommendation thread" so apologies if this is in the wrong place.

Since it's my first time mongering I thought I'd start with the basics. Can someone recommend a first timer a good place (near Patong Beach preferably) where I can get my dick sucked good- a proper BBBJ+CIM.

Going there in a few weeks. I don't mind to pay a little premium for quality as I don't want the first go to be a hit or miss. Recommendation on girls, places, everything. Any dressplay / themes (schoolgirl is hot af) is a plus.

I can't take the girl to my hotel, so preferably any establishment with rooms, and of course best looking and young girls. Soap massages might be nice but I'd really have to go without a condom as I lose all feel with them. So some GoGo / BJ bar it is I guess.

Will happily report any and all experiences, just want to get off to a good start.

[QUOTE=Sarada;2277766]I skimmed the thread but didn't find anything definitive. There doesn't seem to be a "recommendation thread" so apologies if this is in the wrong place.

Since it's my first time mongering I thought I'd start with the basics. Can someone recommend a first timer a good place (near Patong Beach preferably) where I can get my dick sucked good- a proper BBBJ+CIM.

Going there in a few weeks. I don't mind to pay a little premium for quality as I don't want the first go to be a hit or miss. Recommendation on girls, places, everything. Any dressplay / themes (schoolgirl is hot af) is a plus.

I can't take the girl to my hotel, so preferably any establishment with rooms, and of course best looking and young girls. Soap massages might be nice but I'd really have to go without a condom as I lose all feel with them. So some GoGo / BJ bar it is I guess.

Will happily report any and all experiences, just want to get off to a good start.[/QUOTE]To my knowledge I don't know if what you are looking for exist. I know that Rockhard a gogo used to have a room but no clue if they still do. Suzy Wong 1 looked a lot smaller then I remembered so don't think you can go down and dirty in the back anymore. That said most venues open late in Patong so your best bet might be looking for a massage girl that agrees to your preference in for example Soi Kepsap. If you could take a trip go to Katherines massage Phuket Town and prebook a girl that list the service you want and confirm at the same time it is still valid.

Long story short, I ended up with a freelancer, a 19 yo Thai girl named Ferry.

After chatting for few days (she had bad / rudimentary English) decided I book Summer Breeze and she comes over.

Agreed to meet 20:00, she eventually arrives around 21:00. Whatever, since it gave me time to prepare.

Good body, cute-ish face, nice ass, not my type of boobs (I like firm), outie.

I suggest we shower together, se says (laughingly) she's shy and I'm a little puzzled, but wanted to give her her space so not a problem.

I take a shower afterwards, come back and she's lying on the bed on her stomach. I start to touch, finger, eventually turn her around and try to fuck her mouth.

I notice she's not very into it (doesn't like to suck). I can't get properly hard if my partner doesn't even want to be there, so it goes on back on forth in different positions to get a good blowjob. No chance for penetration and would need condom anyway (had some) but I hate things are they make me lose all feel and mood.

She did try to get into the mood a bit and slide on top of me, but I could see it was awkward for her.

Eventually se says she doesn't like sucking (and she's bad at it) so I just give up and take a shower again. I talk to her that she obviously doesn't want to be here, and can leave, trying to say it's okay and being a bit positive about it that she doesn't feel the need to stay. She's watching some youtube videos on her phone to disregard the situation and not talking, barely answering questions. I say I can pay, but not full amount. She says she can do handjob but I decline, and a bit later that "OK suck" but the damage was dealt earlier. I have no interest in her as she's obviously not okay with the situation.

Asked and said I was her first customer ever (believe if you want), but taking into account her age, inexperience and non-enthusiasm, fake moans (these I kinda get), I would not be surprised if that was the case.

She of course wants full, but after some back and forth I end up giving her half of agreed (1000 THB, she asked) and tried to explain she didn't even do anything, basically (almost fully passive). I don't really care about the money "lost", more of the principle. She leaves without a word after grabbing the money, obviously pissed.

All in all, a 0/5 for a first freelancer. Don't recommend, somewhat bad attitude. Didn't go for DATY because I want to minimize risks, and maybe actual penetration would have been good if gotten up to that point.

Summer Breeze standard room (2 people) highlights:

- walk-in rate 1500 THB, seems to be lower than on internet. You need your passport to book. You leave your key in the lobby when going out, they have 24/7 someone there.

- very comby bed, slept good.

- small-ish room, shower / toilet, bed, table with chair, few cabinets for clothes, safebox.

- good AC (in my room at least).

- water pressure is nonexistent (biggest gripe).

- fridge stocked with beer, ciders / equivalent, few candy bars, soda.

- very helpful staff, good breakfast options, some understand / speak pretty good English. Big plus.

- they call when you have a guest to send her / him up, and call after the guest leaves that everything is OK. Dunno if they take the girl's ID.

4/5 considering the location (like 1 min to Bangla Road, my room was silent from the untzuntz), general quality and price.

Not fancy, but good enough for 1 week stay and / or if you just want to drag in girls from BR.

I'm one week in Patong now and seriously disappointed in the quality of massage girls. They are all 6 or less. I've checked many many shops at various times (afternoon, end of afternoon, early evening, late evening) and various locations (the 4 areas with mostassage shops) but hardly find a nice girl.

Had one acceptable girl today, FS for 1600. Overpriced.

[QUOTE=Komnetkijken;2282832]I'm one week in Patong now and seriously disappointed in the quality of massage girls. They are all 6 or less. I've checked many many shops at various times (afternoon, end of afternoon, early evening, late evening) and various locations (the 4 areas with mostassage shops) but hardly find a nice girl.

Had one acceptable girl today, FS for 1600. Overpriced.[/QUOTE]I didn't go around as much but I had the same impression last few visits. Will try a new approach next time to see if I can find where all are hiding.

[QUOTE=MakeItOrBreak;2284159]I didn't go around as much but I had the same impression last few visits. Will try a new approach next time to see if I can find where all are hiding.[/QUOTE]I found the prettiest one were on the soi next to the Holiday Inn but they charged a couple of hundred baht more.

[QUOTE=GDreams;2284242]I found the prettiest one were on the soi next to the Holiday Inn but they charged a couple of hundred baht more.[/QUOTE]I think you're referring to Soi Kepsap. Mediocre quality there as well. Those girls don't have any massage skills, only work for the extras. Some of them look ok, but IMHO not better than elsewhere.

[QUOTE=Komnetkijken;2284462]I think you're referring to Soi Kepsap. Mediocre quality there as well. Those girls don't have any massage skills, only work for the extras. Some of them look ok, but IMHO not better than elsewhere.[/QUOTE]No I am not. Holiday Inn is on the next Soi along.

The following report is about my first experience at katherines massage at phuket and was so good that I had to write it doen. As detailed as I can so I don't ever forget.

I was horny from yesterday because I went to bangla road nightlife but had no shot because I was tired and almost fell to a ladyboy happy massage (tall woman, strange voice).

After some online research I wanted to visit Katherine's Massage parlor. Due to advise I made a line reservation with Emma for 3 pm.

When I arrived Emma seemed to be a bit tired and unmotivated. But her beautiful face and hot body with big tits and nice hips I could not decline my reservation.

After 2000 damage for 90 minutes (guess Happy Hour) We went upstairs and I had a drink while she was getting some equipment. When she came back we went for a shower together.

She explained that she was tired because she worked up to 5 am last night. I told her I wynt her to feel good and relaxed so today we will switch things up and I will massage her! She smiled at me and now I got into her.

We washed each other in the shower and that was already smoking hot because she turned her back to me and while she was rubbing her soapy ass at my dick I soaped her tuned but soft see cups and twisted her super nice nipples, kissing her neck, altering by soaping her pussy. Damn, that was one horny tease promising a AAA+ session.

We went to bed where she lay on her back and pulled me over for heavy french kissing while stroking my cock. I had to stop her because I really want to hold my promise and said she should turn around for massage. She laughed and asked how do I know how to massage? I said just enjoy and if its not ok tell me to stop. She. Laughed and turned around. Having a good time is the goal.

I started to oil her back which hold some nice angel tattoos. She also has a diamond on one of her boobs tattooed. I started massaging her back and shoulders and back. Went down to the ass, up again and while moving up I slided my dick up and doen between her oily ass. Lord, so hot! She moaned, seemed to enjoy my hard cock between her ass cheeks.

I went down to her butt again, massaging cheeks and legs, went between the legs, carefully sliding to the pussy and asshole, oiling it up. She moans up every time I got there. I intense the pussy massage, sticking in one finger, kissing her ass. She was nice and hot inside, I also rubbed my thumb on her asshole.

I told her to turn around for front massage. Oiled her boobs up, massaged all front beside the face and fingered her pussy some more. After a while she pulled me to her again and we french kissed heavily again. She stroked my dick at the same time which was very pleasing.

Then she asked me if its too hot and if she should change the A/C. We both stand up, she switched the buttons on the wall, looked at my dick, smiled at me and went on her knees. OMG I loved this! No. Condom, no ask, she knows what men wants! Blowjob was intense sucking, she slided with her long. Tongue to my balls and sucked them very good. All that while having eye contact and smiling at me because she saw that she is doing an excellent job I even could fuck her mouth a bit, didn't try to deep throat but didn't want to make it too porno.

I saw she was fingering herself after some time while sucking. I suggested 69 therefore to help her. She had nice pink pussy and no smell so I enjoyed licking and sucking her vagina, softly biting her ass and legs while she started with sucking balls intensively before going real hard on sucking my cock.

After 69 she turned around to me and we make out heavenly french kissing again. I love that dirty mindset. She wants to fuck, I can't decline that wish by the cute braced smiling Thai girl so she reached for condom but before putting it on she sucked dick again like she was really hungry for cock.

Next she pulled condom over and pulled me into missionary. I began real nice and slow, she clam me very close to her, so I rubbed my belly over hers while penetrating her slowly. I started to go faster but slowly increasing and almost blow the load but I just didn't want to do the minute man to her so I pulled out quick and instead french kissing her again. She smiled like she knew, what a bad girl.

I recovered and as you guys know if you made that spot once then you will be able to go for longer. Now I moved up to fuck her upfront holding her legs and have a good look how dick sliding into pussy, all the way from start to end of my dick. Great view!

I closed her legs for more intense, she was moaning heavily while I kissed and licked her toes. I opened legs again but bend over to her while her legs on my shoulder. She was flexible girl so I could kiss her again while fucking her.

Before my peak I pulled off again and lift her up to sat her down on my legs while sucking her tits. She began to ride me now. Slowly she was slipping my dick all inside her and started moving forward and backward, rubbing her clit at me. I enjoyed the view and feel of her tits while I am. Deep inside her vagina. I smack her ass, rub her whole body, grab her neck and put my thumb into her mouth. She sucked my thumb dedicated while riding my cock back and forth with devotion. She even bite me when I tried to pull out my thumb, not bad but she really was at it or at least she was acting excellent.

I started to actively drill her know while grabbing her ass really hard, she moaned heavily and when I almost came we relaxed and looked at each other. She said she came, so we kissed again for some time while she is still sitting deep on my dick.

She recovered quick so we both sit up, dick still inside the pussy and now we both fucked while sitting to each other on bed leaning back. She looked so gorgeous while she was rubbing her tits moaning while. My cock drilled into her hole, I will never forget!

We changed to doggy position so I stand up from bed while she offered me the perfect spot. I fucked her in doggy for some time and then pushed her down to her stomach on bed. Put a pillow under her first for better angle. When she closed legs in that position with that nice chubby ass I went so wild and could not hold any longer so I announced heavily breathing I will come now. I was so sweetened and exhausted I rested inside her pussy for some minutes and she smiled like she knew she did a fantastic job which she obv did.

We lay on bed for some conversation afterwards. She told me she really enjoyed time. With me and it felt to her like boyfriend experience. She would like to meet and change numbers but she is working for parlor and has no time for meeting except I rent her for 2 h for 13500 baht for 24 h.

From experience I don't think a second visit will ever be that good as the first one so I don't think I will go for her again but instead hold this as my truly 9.5/10 experience.

On my last days in Phuket I decided against a visit to Suzy's but instead go for a massage hunt at soi kepsap. Walked around the streets and got approached a couple of times until I finally found a nice looking lady smiling at me. She was cute and massage fee was 400,we later arranged FS but told its 2500 for FS. I declined but offered 1500 so we hit at 2 k but I still think she melked me here. Well, she was cute AF and had her whole back covered with tattoos, 2 kios on ass and now how to flirt with me so I couldn't resist.

We had decent massage and good fuck with little kiss, BJ with condom and little space 7/10.

So for that price I decided on my last day to leave Patong but go to Phuket Town again for another girl of Katherine's.

Had an appointment with Nadia. Very cool chick, good small talks and flirts, BBBBJ and French kiss even though she didn't had this listed as service so I really think she liked me like she told me, don't want to go to deep in details this time so another very nice session at Katherine's would say 8/10 since she was hot but not that same league as Emma when it comes to tits and pussy.

She gave me very good GFE though, cuddling and telling me she wasn't to go with me. Total damage 2000+350 tip. Katherine's is the way to go if you can't take them from streets to hotel guys.

Good reports Rick, especially on Emma. You're right, Katherines and the close by massage shops there are the ones to go to but can be a bit of a trek without a car for those who head straight to Patong. I've had a couple of decent massage shop experiences in Patong and others (particularly Bangtao, see Mine and Gunners reports on that one), but my preferred method is freelancers in Phuket.

Many people here have bad experiences in Patong / Phuket and like to put it down, but I like it. The freelance scene is pretty good and for those of us who don't like the late night clubs, it's pretty easy to gather some numbers for daytime action when they are not otherwise engaged. The girls are a lot more chilled out too. Had some incredible experiences over the years with some absolute stunners who have become my regulars and first call when I land in Phuket. Treat them you would a Thai GF, take them for lunch, treat them well and pay a little over the odds (the extra 500 - 1000 THB is much more valuable to them than it us us) and it will reward you in spades. That's the game, pretty easy to learn how to play it. Also Phuket is just a much more pleasant location for when you're not mongering. Get out of Patong and go and explore, I mean you can't be fucking 24/7. Right?! Erm, right?

Refreshing to see positive reports with detail, good work!

[QUOTE=RickFlair;2286888]On my last days in Phuket I decided against a visit to Suzy's but instead go for a massage hunt at soi kepsap. Walked around the streets and got approached a couple of times until I finally found a nice looking lady smiling at me. She was cute and massage fee was 400,we later arranged FS but told its 2500 for FS. I declined but offered 1500 so we hit at 2 k but I still think she melked me here. Well, she was cute AF and had her whole back covered with tattoos, 2 kios on ass and now how to flirt with me so I couldn't resist.

We had decent massage and good fuck with little kiss, BJ with condom and little space 7/10.

So for that price I decided on my last day to leave Patong but go to Phuket Town again for another girl of Katherine's.

Had an appointment with Nadia. Very cool chick, good small talks and flirts, BBBBJ and French kiss even though she didn't had this listed as service so I really think she liked me like she told me, don't want to go to deep in details this time so another very nice session at Katherine's would say 8/10 since she was hot but not that same league as Emma when it comes to tits and pussy.

She gave me very good GFE though, cuddling and telling me she wasn't to go with me. Total damage 2000+350 tip. Katherine's is the way to go if you can't take them from streets to hotel guys.[/QUOTE]

At DavidRim thanks mate, this one got so detailed because of Emma: really really good experience here. I had an even hotter looking girl in samuibut she wasn't that into me than I was into her or she was too tired I don't know. I just forget easily when things went meh, then the reports aren't that detailed.

ID love to pick up freelancers for long therm but unfortunately I'm not travelling alone. I will be excited looking forward to my next Thailand trip though.