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Honestly all this pussy tightness conversation is just funny. Sure there can be some differences here and there but for the most part a lot of guys say all pussies provide good pleasure. Maybe it doesn't really matter how tight it is? LOL. rOFL. mAN And when finding a good escort there are so many things that are way much more important than a stretch mark or a scar....rolf...rolf...rolf...rolf.
[QUOTE=Blakman;2490723] Any nightclubs open on LA 70.
.[/QUOTE]This is a video of a guy walking La 70 is from about two weeks ago.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOb01Vm8aMM&t=9s[/URL]
[QUOTE=Woodman09;2490787]From my Facebook -- this in Medellin. Danger- Danger! Tinder Girl to avoid See photo
From my Facebook -- this in Medellin.[/QUOTE]Well if you don't mind saying, what did she do? The original post has a picture of a girl and a danger warning, but no explanation.
[QUOTE=ILuvThePussy;2491089]You could just print it out and rescan it.[/QUOTE]There are lots of ways to forge a document, but I'm not here to give advice on that. I'm letting people know that it's pretty easy to see if you changed a PDF with Adobe.
I was stunned first when my 8 LOL told me she was 32, but then she said she had 4 kids and I said no way. Not a visible mark or surgery to cover anything. She's a well maintained lady. Actually be interesting to see if she comes see me for my cheap rates LOL. Anyways So yes you are missing out on some good girls and pussy. But dammit when you get the girls with saggy titties, stretch marks, and jelly tummies from having a baby. You just be like wtf. Here take the money its okay lmao.
[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2490982]I won't argue your selection criteria may have a higher yield for the kind of pussy you want. But you have fallen prey to the "Bad Toupee Syndrome" and inexperience. Everyone makes fun of a bad rug, but the good ones you don't notice because they are so good. So all toupees are not bad, you just notice the bad ones (I think that analogy is getting too dated because everyone gets hair transplants and Rogaine, now jaajaja).
But having a kid does not automatically wreck every girl's pussy or body. Far from it. That is mainly determined by genetics. Plenty of girls snap back. I've posted pussy pics here of three or four of my regular girls so far, and I guarantee you cannot tell which two have kids. Don't bother guessing because I won't tell you and I know your guesses would be random. There is not a stretch mark to be found among them and their pussies are tight. In fact, as I have said before, my purrfekt Colombiana is young, employed, with a young child, and preferably a mom at home who can watch the kid at a moment's notice. Nothing motivates a girl like taking care of a kid. Even money, except of course the money she needs for the kid. There are plenty of girls who only sell their bodies when their kid is sick or has an expense.
I tell a chica her pussy is her second face, and it has to be cute jajaja (I am sharing too many pearls in my posts, I'm going to start charging). Asking your screening question ahead of time is fair enough, I'll sort out the ones you don't choose after the fact, jajajaa. I never hesitate to ask a girl to send a close up foto of her pussy ahead of time with the comment, "Mustrame tu cono rosado y tu dulce agujero," or "Show me your pink pussy and your sweet hole" (another pearl). I suppose if she is dealing with a plate of lasagna down there your might get a foto of a stunt pussy, but I have had good luck with follow up to the pussy pics.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Turgid;2491017]Not necessarily. I have had chicas without kids whose pussies were loose and chicas with kids who were tight. You have to know their boyfriends; if she has no kids but her boyfriend has a humongous dick she's not going to be tight.[/QUOTE]I tend to disagree. Size matters much less than the number. He should ask the girls on Tinder "how many dicks did venture into your pussy?" and accept only those who met less than 4 or max 5. Good luck for the quest!
[QUOTE=ILuvThePussy;2491089]You could just print it out and rescan it.[/QUOTE]LOL. Exactly. I have seen no reports saying you have to submit a certified electronic copy of anything and someone will call or perform in-depth analysis to verify...
You just have to show up with proof of a negative covid pcr or whatever the hell. You guys make stuff too complicated. Show up with what they asked for, hand it to them IF they ask for it, and keep your mouth closed. If they don't ask you shit, you don't say shit.
It is like how I sometimes talk myself out of pussy by saying too much when the chick was almost virtually laying there ready for me to stick my dick in. I just had to spout off some bullshit to go and ruin the mood or pisz her off.
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2490897]How would you know if the chick is insane in bed until after you have already agreed on a price?[/QUOTE]Her photos show her drooling and wearing a straitjacket?
[QUOTE=IamLookin;2491071]I am returning to the promise land on October 24th. I am going to stay at an apartment for 7 days and then have to leave the apartment. I still will have 2 days left Sunday until Tuesday of that following week. I want to know for a short stay what is recommended? I want to stay somewhere where I can take girls up without a surcharge. Not interested in Centro areas. Looking for something in laureles or Poblado that isn't too expensive. I will be at the San Peter and want to try something different the last 2 days. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Check out Hotel Ibis in Ciudad del Rio. Super close to Poblado, CDR is kind of cool in itself, and I think Ibis is historically visitor-friendly. Looks like a room for two for two nights is $78.
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2491103]LOL. Exactly. I have seen no reports saying you have to submit a certified electronic copy of anything and someone will call or perform in-depth analysis to verify...
You just have to show up with proof of a negative covid pcr or whatever the hell. You guys make stuff too complicated. Show up with what they asked for, hand it to them IF they ask for it, and keep your mouth closed. If they don't ask you shit, you don't say shit.
It is like how I sometimes talk myself out of pussy by saying too much when the chick was almost virtually laying there ready for me to stick my dick in. I just had to spout off some bullshit to go and ruin the mood or pisz her off.[/QUOTE]This what happened in the DR, people would just show up with a paper, or a screenshot that said negative, and one lady in a suit would look for the word negative and just waive you through. But Colombia seems to be more organized with their process and probably stricter.
[QUOTE=Frank11;2491090]Honestly all this pussy tightness conversation is just funny. Sure there can be some differences here and there but for the most part a lot of guys say all pussies provide good pleasure. Maybe it doesn't really matter how tight it is? LOL. rOFL. mAN And when finding a good escort there are so many things that are way much more important than a stretch mark or a scar....rolf...rolf...rolf...rolf.[/QUOTE]It matters a lot how tight they are, at least for me, if it isn't a tight squeeze, I can't come, and the topic that hasn't been brought up about this is, how big the guy's dick is.
So for all the guys that don't have thick beer can dicks "grueso" in Spanish, meaning thick, it's just another variable in the tightness of a pussy. Lot's of women actually don't like guys with dicks that are long, but have a preference for thick dicks. If a women is loose, meaning she opens up like a house after a while, I don't repeat. A lot of times I talk to my buddies about this topic, how tight or loose the women are. I'm sure there are parallel discussions amongst women as well. Like, that guy has a pencil thick dick! LOL.
[QUOTE=Kazeu;2491074]A baby on the other hand, is another story. I find it hard to believe that doesn't leave some irreparable damange down there. But there are always exceptions.[/QUOTE]Don't forget that we live in 2020 - Vaginoplasty is a procedure that aims to "tighten up" a vagina that's become slack or loose from vaginal childbirth or aging. Some surgeons claim it can even improve sensitivity.
I whole-heartedly agree. Some of the girls I see have kids and you really have to hunt for the see-section scar (if they had one). Pussies are still tight and sweet. No stretch marks. Some of those pussies look beautiful (I too compliment them on a beautiful pussy. If they have one). Some girls who have no kids have pussies that look like they've had 10.
I also have been known to ask for a foto to see what I'm going to get, especially sex I enjoy giving oral sex so much. I have gotten a few that are a bit scary.
[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2490982]I
But having a kid does not automatically wreck every girl's pussy or body. Far from it. That is mainly determined by genetics. Plenty of girls snap back. I've posted pussy pics here of three or four of my regular girls so far, and I guarantee you cannot tell which two have kids. Don't bother guessing because I won't tell you and I know your guesses would be random. There is not a stretch mark to be found among them and their pussies are tight. In fact, as I have said before, my purrfekt Colombiana is young, employed, with a young child, and preferably a mom at home who can watch the kid at a moment's notice. Nothing motivates a girl like taking care of a kid. Even money, except of course the money she needs for the kid. There are plenty of girls who only sell their bodies when their kid is sick or has an expense.
I tell a chica her pussy is her second face, and it has to be cute jajaja (I am sharing too many pearls in my posts, I'm going to start charging). Asking your screening question ahead of time is fair enough, I'll sort out the ones you don't choose after the fact, jajajaa. I never hesitate to ask a girl to send a close up foto of her pussy ahead of time with the comment, "Mustrame tu cono rosado y tu dulce agujero," or "Show me your pink pussy and your sweet hole" (another pearl). I suppose if she is dealing with a plate of lasagna down there your might get a foto of a stunt pussy, but I have had good luck with follow up to the pussy pics.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2491103]LOL. Exactly. I have seen no reports saying you have to submit a certified electronic copy of anything and someone will call or perform in-depth analysis to verify...
You just have to show up with proof of a negative covid pcr or whatever the hell. You guys make stuff too complicated. Show up with what they asked for, hand it to them IF they ask for it, and keep your mouth closed. If they don't ask you shit, you don't say shit.
It is like how I sometimes talk myself out of pussy by saying too much when the chick was almost virtually laying there ready for me to stick my dick in. I just had to spout off some bullshit to go and ruin the mood or pisz her off.[/QUOTE]Option 1, drive to a lab and get a real test.
Option 2, find someone else's test (because posting your medical data online is the new selfie or just borrow a friend's since involving your friends in your crimes to avoid paying $200 is rule number 1 in bro code), then edit it, and hope you don't get caught entering the country, while in country, while exiting the country, any other time you try to visit Colombia, or anytime at all because if Colombia discovers it they can report it to your home country. They have been fighting insurgents, money launderers and narcos for decades, but I'm sure you can outsmart them using $15 online software and a printer / scanner.
I know this is all facetious, but faking a PCR test is more complicated than getting a real test. And honestly, most of us would misspell our name, miscalculate the 96 hours, use someone's test that showed they have Covid and not change the result, or use a PAP test instead of a PCR test.
My love I want to have fun with you 200 mil plus Taxi. Baby that's a lot. I can't. I stayed 4 months in laureles recently I don't pay that much. My love 200 mil no taxi. I really cannot. I will be here 2 months. I am so sorry. I guarantee you will have a good time with me plus I give a nice body oil massage but I only pay 120 mil including taxi. Okay my mi amor. I accept your offer. I will wait for you to come.
I said more things but added info will cost you LOL.