2006 Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Ralph Kramden]Please see my reply to this in the General Reports section.

And then there's their army.....take away the technology and they couldn't fight their fuckin' way out of a paper bag. Even with it they spend more time killing their allies and civilians than the 'enemy'.....fuckwits.[/QUOTE]

You are correct, now we have "don't ask, don't tell and female paratroopers who have to take their Tampax to the field. Drill sergeants are mentors now, not the asskicking mean son-of-bitches they were in my time. "Blanket parties" for people who fucked you over and a good fight every Saturday night. And if you lost, the DI's would kick your ass the next day. Now our soldiers have little weiney arms from pushing computer buttons all day. Not bulging biceps from a million push-ups and pull-ups, or broken noses and loose teeth from hand-to-hand combat training. God, I miss the good-old-days.

Guys,

This is not too much of a report, but being a new guy arnd, I'll be visiting Bangkok some where in June, and I'll be near Siam Square.

I wonder if theres any good places to pick up some hot Thais?

[QUOTE=Retired Army]The worst are the English teachers, most of whom are just plain losers.[/QUOTE]Not most, all.

[QUOTE=Bleahhh]Guys,

This is not too much of a report, but being a new guy arnd, I'll be visiting Bangkok some where in June, and I'll be near Siam Square.

I wonder if theres any good places to pick up some hot Thais?[/QUOTE]No, no, no, no, no.

[QUOTE=Bleahhh]Guys,

This is not too much of a report, but being a new guy arnd, I'll be visiting Bangkok some where in June, and I'll be near Siam Square.

I wonder if theres any good places to pick up some hot Thais?[/QUOTE]
Sorry to break the news, but the hot Thais will be going to Hatyai for a hookers convention for the month of June and possibly into July. The cold and ugly ones will be available along the Chaopraya river banks in Ayuthya. Please do write up a FR after your foray.

Good one Duniawala

[QUOTE=Duniawala]Sorry to break the news, but the hot Thais will be going to Hatyai for a hookers convention for the month of June and possibly into July. The cold and ugly ones will be available along the Chaopraya river banks in Ayuthya. Please do write up a FR after your foray.[/QUOTE]

Of course there is this one too:

[QUOTE=Coma Boy]No, no, no, no, no.[/QUOTE]

... liked that one too! Will have to start a collection of all the ways to say RTFF. Maybe a new thread? Call it "Brain Surgery"

[QUOTE=Bleahhh]Guys,

This is not too much of a report, but being a new guy arnd, I'll be visiting Bangkok some where in June, and I'll be near Siam Square.

I wonder if theres any good places to pick up some hot Thais?[/QUOTE]


There aren't any, I mean ANY hot Thais near Siam Square. Trust me I know. Coma Boy knows, too.


However, there are some very cool-looking TGs in and around Siam Square and I'm sure none, I mean NONE would give you the time of day.

KINGS COURT 2

Wondered into here a few hours after going to Akane. Had just wanted a drink and a perve, but u cannot do this in thi part of the world! sat the bar and had a nice piecee whos name was "lucky" come + sit next to me. She was doign the tounch feeley stuff, holding my hand, rubbing my leg, all good, but I was a spent force and I told her this. but as they do, they don't really take no for an answer. She said ST in upsdatirs hotel, all up 3000 baht. OK i said but I told you I was a spent force. She promised to make me cum.

Lucky was 23, nice bod, beautiful tits. God I am a sucker for big tits, and they were nice, big and round. SO we head to the room and shower togetjer. Than its to the bed for some action. I take off the towl and she goes to work with DFK. God i love that and my hands go instantly to her jugs. She kept sayign u come back and see me tommorrow. Yeah i'll see I said. SO i'm on her tits suckign away and Lucky is giving me a HJ and moaing. I motion her to suck and she does. (CBJ) Nice technique, really concentratin on the head, and occaisionally on the shaft. Then she motions that she wants it and starts to climb on top, where she just grinds away on my cock. Feels good and she has a good rhythem going. I motion her down for some more DFk and shes gettign into it. throwing herslef back and lettign out a yell that could be heard I reckon throughout the entire ST hotel.
From there I roll on top and start to pump, but I know already that I'm strugglin to cum, and ol' lucky knows it. I worned her.......SHe gets on top fpr more rhythemtic action and holds up 2 fingers. What the hell r u on about I say? (Later on she was to say that she gave me 2 short times - I fucked her for 45 mins.)

ANyway we tried more of her on top, me on top, then I thought why not doggie.......so i decide to take my time occaisionally thrustign deeply inside her which she moans gently. After awhile I'm buggered and tell for her to give me a HJ. So he does, but then she reaches down and starts kissing me again, but grabs my hand and motions for me to jerk myself off. Fair enuff, but whilst we are DFK, she leads my other had to start fingering her while we r making out + I am jerking off. HEr pussy was wet as wet could get and whith the senstaion of her sucking my tongue, it got all too much and i cum all over her leg.

SO we shower then she tries to diddle more money out of me (500 abht more), I tell her we had a deal and give her 2000. Then she says I'm alittle bit sore, and i reply "thats what they all say baby" and we walk ouit. Where she sees one of her mates and I reckon starts to bad mouth me in Thai. Stiff shit. Good root can't knockl her for that. nice body too.

[QUOTE=Bleahhh]Guys,

This is not too much of a report, but being a new guy arnd, I'll be visiting Bangkok some where in June, and I'll be near Siam Square.

I wonder if theres any good places to pick up some hot Thais?[/QUOTE]

Nothing for you here. Better stay home and save your money.

Interesting report but beware:

Typing whilst jerking off leads to serious typos.

Hi! Has anybody stayed at Chaophya Park Hotel on Rachadapisek road before?I am arriving next week and wondered if it was girl freindly. Thanks for any info

I will be visiting Bangkok on these days in case anyone wants to monger as a group.

[QUOTE=DanTheMan]KINGS COURT 2, .....She said ST in upsdatirs hotel, all up 3000 baht............ I tell her we had a deal and give her 2000[/quote]which one was it 2K or 3K ?
[QUOTE=DanTheMan]and holds up 2 fingers. What the hell r u on about I say? (Later on she was to say that she gave me 2 short times - I fucked her for 45 mins.)[/quote]WTF, are you joking, so 3K (or was it 2K) ST allowed only for 22.5minutes per session ???
[QUOTE=DanTheMan]After awhile I'm buggered and tell for her to give me a HJ. So [b]he[/b] does[/quote] :D take Coma Boy's advice !
[QUOTE=DanTheMan]but grabs my hand and motions for me to jerk myself off.[/quote]She was bored/tired/fed up and wanted you to hurry up and cum, 3K (or was it 2K) to jerk yourself off :D
[QUOTE=DanTheMan]SO we shower then she tries to diddle more money out of me (500 abht more)[/QUOTE]After everything else she got away with, i really don't blame her for trying !

Tell me you never RTFF in your life and you just got off the plane and that you promise to now RTFF and learn from these mistakes, please tell me that !

DR,

I will be there. Where will you be staying?? I most probably in siam square.

Besides, is it safe to go BKK now as the election in on the 2/04/2006?? Will this be a issues???


[QUOTE=Dr Robert]I will be visiting Bangkok on these days in case anyone wants to monger as a group.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Coma Boy]Interesting report but beware:

Typing whilst jerking off leads to serious typos.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the advice, I'll remember that :-)