Moscow

Jake,

Seems to me I remember Passpartout mentioning a big dance club south of town where he had a lot of success picking up dyeffki. There was some discussion about it a while back. I don't remember the name right off hand, but you could look through Passpartout's (probably not the correct spelling) posts to find it.

That's all I can think of (and I take my Geritol regularly :) )

удачи вам

Jack,

The club you mentioned is the Up and Down, located near the metro proletarskaya.
Please note that i haven't been there on the last 6 months, so i can't guarantee that it is still good....things move quickly in Moscow.

I've been today to Loutch restaurant....amazing big bar, classy, ine of the best decoration i have seen in Moskva, full of beautiful diev. Food is not too bad, but clearly not a place to eat, but more to be with your mate, drinking some cocktails at the bar, and trying to make contacts with all dievs who are waiting for that.
Adresse is pirogovskaya ulitsa 25, outside the savodoe calstio, in the south, bit worth the trip.

Can someone advise me in wich bar or specific place Izmailovo hotel complex I can found girls for maximum 2000-2500 rubl?

Thanks

Of course i do not have an extensive knowledge of all countries, but i would rather say Spain.
Prague is not too expensive as well.

[QUOTE=Poturu]In your opinion what country or place is cheapest for sex in Europe?[/QUOTE]Define cheap.

By the time you take into account the total cost of sex in Europe, I think there is no cheap sex in Europe anymore. Even in tiny Moldova, the poorest country in Europe, sex is not cheap, after you add up all the costs involved.

If all you are looking for is cheap sex, then your best bet is Asia or Latin America, not Europe.

Friday evening, the gf is on her way to her province to visit parents so I am on my own to perpetrate "crimes" this week end!. I got a flu and not feeling too well so I am browsing mamba trying to select my "pizza delivery" girl for the night but then I decide what the heck let's go out and try to grab a freebie. I tend to avoid foreign cock infested bars but I have never been to Real McCoy so I decided to tick the box and have a look for myself. I am walking down by the end of Tverskoy Bullvard and just in front on me a taxi stops and a lady comes out of it stumbling. She takes her heels off and starts walking with drunken baby steps. I quickly assess the situation, look around and decide to approach her and offer assistance in the form of a stable arm to guide her walking. She is blonde, shortly, heavy Russian makeup, well dressed but on the chubby side although she is revealing a phenomenal couple of white water melons. She is coming from her Institute party, her heels are killing her but home is not too far just around the corner and ooooh I am a foreigner she was twice on holiday abroad and she loves foreigners. Here I am in front of her flat door, am I really having a lucky day?. I shall wait outside, she has a friend inside (later I learnt it was her mother). So I wait a couple of minutes and when I thought I shall make a move to revert to my original Real McCoy plan she comes out of the flat with a smile in her face: "paidiom kushat! " (let's go eating!). Fuuuuck me. The closest restaurant she is pointing at is quite posh so there is no way in the world I will fork a meal (I would rather get a mamba girl, right?), I convince her instead to have a walk first (in my apartment's direction to guide her to my bedroom like a sheep to slaughter). To cut a long story short, chubby big titty doll gave me a hell of a walk since she was stumbling so badly that I was fearing she was going to break an ankle so the one mile walk became a nightmare of stops and restarts, heels on and off and to make things worst (by that time I already realised she was mentally fucked up) she kept repeating me the same stupid questions and alternated laughter, kissing and crying in equal an unpredictable measures. After a good 40 minutes of punishment and public embarrassment, finally we made to my flat. Halleluiah!. But that time and with the outdoor exposure flu was kicking in but I was very horny and I thought all in all her tits were worth the effort. How wrong was I. To start with she could barely move and was laying in the sofa, I was really fearing she damaged her ankle's ligaments and I would have to endure a "hospital scene" but I gave her pain killers and the pain someone stabilised. Then I proceed to tear down the mental challenge and defences: of course I will call her again, no I will not leave Moscow tomorrow, we could go out together etc. Cigarette, shower and finally there she is in the bed, ready for action. Melons playing, good oral and then when I am about to wear the "raincoat" surprise surprise, she does not like condoms!. Well baby, not in my book, I don't know you, you don't know me. "so why don't you do it, do you think I have "spid" (AIDS in Russian)". No of course not, you are nice decent girl it is just that. I don't want to have kids. Long Silence. She cries and cries and cries. "I can not have children, I can not have children!. I tried and tried for 10 years, doctors said I can not have children!. Fuck me, do I have a magneto in my face for the weird types?. Operation "mental healing" starts: cuddles, kisses, good wishes words etc. Let's have sex with condom ok?. After a few minutes of pumping she is warmed up and close to climax but then jumps out and takes the condom off to give me oral again. "Ia ne zhochu", Ia ne zhochu" and then attempts to jump on my dick to fuck without it!. No way! I said no, another day we do without condom ok but not today alright? OK. Back to square one, hand on drawer, let me get another condom, uhhhhmmm, nothing here, nothing there. Shit I don't have any condoms left!. More attempts to insert her bare pussy into my dick, more refusals, more arguments, more crying and laughter. In the middle of this mess, a strange feeling of satisfaction invades my thoughts. How lucky am I for not being a 28 years old Russian chubby girl. How lucky for not having to beg for sperm, how lucky for having more things in life than fulfilling motherhood. Yes, life sucks for her and I pity her. The session continued with more "petting" and oral but we left it since she insisted "that is not real sex" and got pissed off. Oh well, then the usual "operation return" starts. She still wants to eat but not in a million years I would take the drunken, small chubby big tittied sperm hunter doll with me after the nightmare I went through. I am feeling I'll, really really I'll, it is better if you go home and we meet again tomorrow alright?. I lent her my mobile so she calls home (forgot mobile and keys) and pushed her to a cab (150 rbls), more kisses, spokoini nochi. Little mistake to lend her my mobile since 15 mins later she kept calling me non stop so I switched the phone off and now will have to block her phone number.

A cheap night of sex for 150 Rubles or a lost Mamba opportunity for 8000?

VM,

Is it the Chinese who say, "If you save someone's life, then you are responsible for that life." ??? Sounds like you just had a practical lesson in that philosophy.

Great story, and typically Russian. I think I would stick with the Mamba girl for 8,000: better to pay more for something you will enjoy. Plus you won't have to worry about a drunken sperm hunter calling you at all hours. I think it is encouraging, however, that a Russian woman still longs for insemination the old fashioned way.

BTW - most modern keyboards have a RETURN key, sometimes also labeled as ENTER. If you press this key, it will create something called a paragraph. You might try it on your next post. Everyone will enjoy your writing more.

nice report VM? we all recognize the great Moscow here, I mean everything is possible on this city, i like this more than everything else. Each nez night is a potential crazy night.

VM,

I think you lived something you can tell to all your friends and make them die for envy !

Nevermind you did not fuck here, as Passepartout wrote right, such things can happen only in Moscow !

From nothing... you can end, with just a bit of lucky, to have an unforgettable night....in Moscow !

That's why I love Moscow, cause there is a huge potencial to score girls just going out to have fun !

Actually I am addicted to German FKK, great and cheap sex, but I miss so much night as you had....


[QUOTE=Stravinsky]...BTW - most modern keyboards have a RETURN key, sometimes also labeled as ENTER. If you press this key, it will create something called a paragraph. You might try it on your next post. Everyone will enjoy your writing more.[/QUOTE]

LOOOL :D

Stravinsky

I allowed myself the literary freedom of avoiding proper punctuation so I could evoke feelings of distress and anxiety for the outcome in the reader as I went through the events in that night. I fully accept the experiment is not welcome and take note for the next one then!

[QUOTE=Stravinsky]VM,

Is it the Chinese who say, "If you save someone's life, then you are responsible for that life. "? Sounds like you just had a practical lesson in that philosophy.

Great story, and typically Russian. I think I would stick with the Mamba girl for 8, 000: better to pay more for something you will enjoy. Plus you won't have to worry about a drunken sperm hunter calling you at all hours. I think it is encouraging, however, that a Russian woman still longs for insemination the old fashioned way.

BTW. Most modern keyboards have a RETURN key, sometimes also labeled as ENTER. If you press this key, it will create something called a paragraph. You might try it on your next post. Everyone will enjoy your writing more.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Passepartout]nice report VM? we all recognize the great Moscow here, I mean everything is possible on this city, i like this more than everything else. Each nez night is a potential crazy night.[/QUOTE] VM, Ditto on all that has been said so far. The truth is stranger than fiction.
Some jobs just require a professional. The amateur will cost you less, but the results may vary.
Udachi

I like your report VM. Would like to mention that in the freebie market the issue of devushkas not wanting to use condoms commonly arises. I have had my manhood challenged, accused of implying they are diseased, girls breaking down in tears so I would fuck them without a jacket.

First of all, I would like to say Hello, to all those members who have been contributing here for a long time. I started using ISG couple of weeks ago and decided to register today so that I could contribute my wealth of knowledge, especially after some veterans like Pyzdets have decided to call it quits.

I'm a native moscovite with an english education (4 years college and 3 university). I think I can provide some interesting information as I party nearly every weekend (thanks to my health which at 27 is still ok. And I have a vast network of friends which helps survive in this evil city))

Anyways, for my first post I would like to give my point of view on a few points that have been discussed here previously. I will try to write as much as possible:

1) Tochkas. Never really liked that whole driving in a taxi experience. Me and my friends used to get girls from tochkas a lot when we were 19 as we didn't have access to strip-clubs (girls in moscow prefer older gentlemen to younger guys as they think they all are dead-end perverts.))

Anyways, one of the reasons I don't like tochkas is because the girls that work there are mostly alcoholics or drug abusers. Plus the prices for a decent girl tend to be quite high 12000-15000 for a 7. If you get an 8+ for that money count yourself lucky.

I had a lot of bad experience taking girls from tochkas because the girls like to tell you depressing stories and in general most girls from tochkas are depressing and not fun to spend time with. Plus there's always a possibility that cops can stop you and demand a bribe for the girl because in 99% cases they don't have any ID on them

2) Clubs. Having lived for a long time in Berlin and London I have noticed that Moscow is all about the money. In a bad way. Sure. Money makes the world go round but say in Minsk (Belarussia) the girls in clubs are more interested in who you are and what you represent rather than what you have in your pocket, what watch you're wearing etc. I think that girls in Moscow clubs have got that old soviet mentality, that from all the cities in Russia, Moscow is the only place to go if you want to make a decent living. Hence 90% girls in Moscow clubs are gold diggers.

However, let's focus on the positives. Clubs are a good way to find a partner for the night. Usually these girls won't ask you for money if they decide to spend the night with you, but you will have to 'invest' in order to get her to come with you. By investing I mean buying her drinks. Which are not cheap at all, maybe a meal or in some cases cocaine.

If we're talking about places. Then I would recommend Krysha club. It's an afterparty club with hardcore FC but the best about this place is that all the strippers and hookers that didn't find any work go there at around 5 AM and the quality of these girls is very very high. But then again, there are some girls that will go with you for free, some for drinks, some for drugs and some not at all.

One valuable lesson that I've learned is that a lot of people are making the same mistake by trying to have sex on the first night. It is better to meet a girl in a club, chat with her, get her some drinks, then get her number and call her the next day. The chances of sex increase dramatically.

Other clubs for pick-ups include RAI (don't like it as it's full of young idiots with money who think they're really badass) and ofcourse SOHO. I hate SOHO a lot, because this place shows what Moscow is all about. All that fakeness comes out in this place. Expats like SOHO because there are a lot of beautiful girls but 99% of them are sukas, gold diggers and putanas that charge crazy prices. I would never recommend this place to a local or a friend of mine who is visiting Moscow.

3) Strip-clubs

In my point of view best place for picking someone up for sex or just a good time out.

There are a lot of strip-joints in Moscow but only few of them are up to standard.

My favorite is Dejavu (located close to old Metelitsa casino behind Ypiter photo shop on Noviy Arbat). A lot of members of IGS who work and live in Moscow might know this place as it used to be called Spearmint Rhino.

This place is not a brothel, but if the girl like you it's possible to take her home or partying with you. Most of the girls are 7s there, but there are couple of 8s and one 9. Plus what I like about this place is that every 15-25 min they do promotions when for 1000 rubles you get 3 dances instead of one.

I took a lot of different girls from that place, some of them wanted money (nothing much, like 5000), some just wanted to spend a good time with, and some offered to have sex there. Saying this I have to warn you, that sex on premises is only allowed if you know the manager. Who actually is a very cool guy.

Dejavu is very nicely designed, and was the only place in August where there was no smoke from the fires and its always cool there in terms of temperature.

If you have some extra money to spend and you're looking for a 9 than you have to go to Egoist Gold. I don't like this place because its very expensive (me and a friend had to pay 25000 to take a girl with us home; private dances cost there 3000 for 2 min of lazy dance), the girls there are rude and cocky, but they are so very beautiful that you forget about their disadvantages.

If you want to have straight sex, then you need to go to 911 which is situated close to Petrovka, where the Phantom casino was. There you can have sex on premises for 11000 rubles, but the girls there are mostly 7's with probably one 8.

Anyways, that's it for my first post, hope you have enjoyed it and it was helpful. Will try to post here regularly with valuable tips and advices.

nice to see with us some native russians, thanks for the valuable post. i totally agree on soho..it sucks (in the bad meaning I mean...)

[QUOTE=Tribeta]First of all, I would like to say Hello, to all those members who have been contributing here for a long time. I started using ISG couple of weeks ago and decided to register today so that I could contribute my wealth of knowledge, especially after some veterans like Pyzdets have decided to call it quits.[/QUOTE] Tribeta - Welcome to ISG. Glad to have another local to help with good information for those of us who drop in occasionally to Moscow. Excellent first post with good information. Keep it coming.
Udachi