Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2976883]"Alright, listen up, His Royal Highness of Horseshit..[/QUOTE]Your little boy shows some promising signs of greatness in his Writing Stupid Shit in Thailand course but he sometimes stoops to name calling and cliches, which is beneath him. When he reads out his work in front of the class, his cute turns of phrase are well received by the quieter and better behaved trolls, but he does himself no favours by occasionally resorting to hackneyed old tropes. Your little boy could have a great future in front of him, as a troll writer for Trump for example but he must really try harder to avoid the stale insults and use his mastery of English to its best advantage.

Although he is quite popular with the girls we pass on our Beach Road outings, puberty issues affect him and others badly. Although these issues should clear, along with their acne, when they begin to menstruate, your little boy should keep his eyes on the prize and not what is in other boys' panties.

Yoursw etc.

Ms Suzy Wong.

Class 3 B.

I hereby present to all of you my totally original and not at all boring catchphrase which I use to end every one of my posts with. Are you guys ready? Here goes:

How are you gentlemen liking me at this present moment? (pretend I made the effort to bold this type).

By Anubis' ballsack. I love this forum. I get to let off steam and be as obnoxious as hell cause it's ranting time baby!

But honestly though, I wish I had the guts to quit my job, but there's a pretty high chance that decision will be made for me anyway. A red line that cannot be crossed and of which that day I'll finally walk away. Sure, I'll be anxious at the loss of income, but by Satan's beard, I betcha I'll be relieved too. I cannot wait to get back to Bangkok!

[QUOTE=MamaGuevos;2976866]ElMexicant, this forum is not about you. I am certain you are a gorgeous hunk of a man, whose toenails reduce women to impuissance to resist your sexual energy, but no one gives a shit about your masculine Punjabi Prince powers.[/QUOTE]Let me say this clearly Mamma's Huevos, I have [B]NEVER[/B] been called handsum man by any "working girl" ever. Not in girly bars, on the street, Soi 6, Nana, Cowboy, or any place you can think of in Thailand where there is pay 4 play action. Nunca. Never. By Jehovah's jockstrap, the only person to ever call me handsome was a 90 year old lady wandering the slums of Klong Toei. I was there bravely looking for cheap eats 30 baht full meal deals and cheap 500 baht desperate pussy. Gems can be found anywhere if you look hard enough. They do tours here too. You can watch cock fights with roosters in the day and with LBs at night.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA1XuHkIcFk[/URL] - [B]Klong Toei Slum for Cheap Eats and Cheaper Girls[/B].

Anybody remember the street walker girls in Bangkok who flooded to the railroad tracks at night? Just 1000 baht and looked equally as decent as Thermae girls. I walked those sad and lonely dark tracks at night under a full moon searching for my Fallen Angel until my feet got sores. As Asmodeus arse can be my witness to this glorious feat. Speaking of feet and toenails. Let me remind you, the non-believer, of my foot being saved in timeless tits, while being pampered. It's NOT the physical / body me. It's my SPIRIT that they are drawn to. Maybe it's my heel locked Ekidens (Pegasus and Alpha Flys) that I wear. The feet to boobs pics below speak for themselves.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2972351]Gym closed today. [B]WTF[/B]. Went to get a manicure and a foot scrape at some random beauty salon. I was a walk in. Damn heels were dried and cracked from wearing flip flops all the time. Girl who serviced my beautiful feet wasn't bad looking. She did a gentle job. See after pic. Still some dryness but got some foot cream for that. Long story short. The whole time she kept sticking my foot against her tits and between her legs. Pressing against those boobs and her punanni. This was just a normal beauty salon as there were girls getting their lashes done and face exfoliated next to me by other salon workers. I was the only guy. When she was done she just smiled, thumped my dick through my shorts, and giggled. The rest in history in beast mode.

Why does this stuff happen to me all the time? Gym girls, grocery store check out girls, my female personal trainer, female roommates, dorm girls, hostel chicks in same room, and so on. Guess [B]GOD is GREAT![/B].

Me reminded of how much civie game can be had if you got that IT.[/QUOTE]I often forget that these forums have mainly scarecrows and lions searching for bravery and brains. Who here will be their Wizard of Oz? Perhaps some of these players such as myself can advise the rest on the civi game. Let me give you my 2 pesos to be a mack daddy or daddy mack.

[B]1. If you are at a Costco in Asia, like Japan or Korea. The girls offering food samples are often very cute. Not like the old witches in the western countries. What I do do is ask can I try whatever she is offering and stand there with my mouth open and let the girl feed me the food sample. It's sad that bros on here have forgotten or have never flirted before and don't even know how.

2. Next time you get into an elevator that is crammed. Push your way past everybody and make room for yourself next to the hottest girl, lick your lips, and sniff her. When she looks, you smile.[/B]

Be brave my friends, don't let the lies of Lilith get your soul. May Krishna be with you!

[QUOTE=MamaGuevos;2976866]ElMexicant, this forum is not about you. I am certain you are a gorgeous hunk of a man, whose toenails reduce women to impuissance to resist your sexual energy, but no one gives a shit about your masculine Punjabi Prince powers.[/QUOTE]Points for the toenail line.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2976609]You sure about that?

[B]Who the fuck cares?[/B] I know I don't. I live in the present. No matter what you say about how things used to be they are not like that now.

Here your leader [U]Oakie[/U] is blaming the internet for the decline of Sosua. Were Koreans a problem back in the day?[/QUOTE]You live in the present only because you weren't there 20 years ago you [B]dumb motherfucker.[/B] Had you been there I am sure we would have heard all about your hanging in the club with your big, black dick. Imagine if the exchange rate was 45 to one or better. We would never hear the end of your stack and flow bullshit. Business class air tickets were much cheaper too for those who really had their stack and flow in order.

FYI the western man was king. Older gents could pull any girl from any club. There was no competition from the Korean and Indian bros.

At ElMexicant, don't try to make yourself look lie a playa, the railroad tracks girls were never more than 500 Baht, and that was for long time.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2977176]At ElMexicant, don't try to make yourself look lie a playa, the railroad tracks girls were never more than 500 Baht, and that was for long time.[/QUOTE]I guess I ruined the market by over paying. Trifling truffle of railroad girls were scamming me 15 years ago? Oh well of Samara Morgan. Chalk it up to Bangkok rite of passage. At least the slum girls pricing were cheap, unless their going rate was actually only 300 baht. Now that I think about it. Was a shady old bike taxi dude that introduced me to the slum girls. By the old and new gods, that guy was probably playing Malcom in the middle man and keeping 100-200 for himself. Guess I can't hate the playa, I can only hate the game. Next time I go to the Klong Toei slums to eat, I need to swipe me some forks and spoons. One for all and all for one, even in punishment. By the great Shiva, her 4 arms, 5 swords and red dot special, I will enact my revenge of the nerd.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2976610]Why do mother fucks who love CockBang come to Pattaya, goto the worst area of the the city then complain that CockBang is more sophisticated? [B]That is some dumb mother fiuckin shit to me[/B]. If you don't like Pattaya stay your ass in CockBang!

I hapen to not like CockBang. I prefer being able to walk to the beach and 10 minutes and have a girl deliver her pussy to my front door within the hour and take my [B]Big Black Dick[/B] until I am satisfied. I like not having to wear long pants. I was up on the roof top bar at the Marriott. 450 TBH a drink mother fucker. Wine 515 THB. My stack could handle it. I was in shorts mother fucker. Most of the old ugly, fat farangs were in shorts too.

[B]Keep your fucked up sophisticated ideas to your mother fucking selves. Are you still paying for pussy? Then STFU![/B][/QUOTE]I think the issue with people coming from Bangkok and not liking Pattaya is an easy one to figure out. They don't go to the right places. End of story. As I have lived and mongered in both places consistently, I think I can give a pretty good overview on what the problem is. Mongers coming from Bangkok with a negative attitude will attract a bad experience. Why do I know this? It's simple, Pattaya has something for everyone. If you want to be a cheap Charlie there are options. If you want a more relaxed environment there are options. If you want to be a Baller there are options. If you want to only deal with freelancers there are options. Therefore, there is only one problem. The guys with negative experiences in Pattaya just didn't go to the place or places that are suitable for them. But to say that there are no places that would be suitable for them wouldn't be correct. Like I said Patiya has something for everyone and I would go as far as to say that there isn't one person in this forum that could convince me otherwise. Again this is my 2 cents worth you mother fucker LOL. You thought I missed that little comment in the other thread, didn't you? I don't miss a thing LOL. You lost the bet so just know that I pay my girls 5000 Baht short time so get your stack ready.

[B]Big Black Dick[/B]! Why do mother fucks be hating? That is the question. [B]Big Black Dick[/B] envy, sure, it's a thing.

[QUOTE]First time a poster has constantly referred to his penis as his big, black dick[/QUOTE]Black shoe polish does not help. [B]Is it about the color?[/B] No. It is about the size.

It is in the genes. You either have the DNA or you don't. Does [I]Big White Dick[/I] exist or is it a myth?

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2977499][B]Big Black Dick[/B]! Why do mother fucks be hating? That is the question. [B]Big Black Dick[/B] envy, sure, it's a thing.

Black shoe polish does not help. [B]Is it about the color?[/B] No. It is about the size.

[/QUOTE]I hate to break this to you, but it is NOT about the size. I've had more than one "normal" chick and one "pro" tell me that size is not important. They agree that what / how you use it that matters. You don't need to be a sex therapist to understand that penetration of only 2 or 2. 5 inches is sufficient to get a chick off. I've never been told that they'd like a dildo the size and color of a radiator hose.

Sam.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2977499][B]Big Black Dick[/B]! Why do mother fucks be hating? That is the question. [B]Big Black Dick[/B] envy, sure, it's a thing.

Black shoe polish does not help. [B]Is it about the color?[/B] No. It is about the size.

It is in the genes. You either have the DNA or you don't. Does [I]Big White Dick[/I] exist or is it a myth?[/QUOTE]Thank you, Administrator, for the IGNORE list function.

[QUOTE=MrHawaii;2977648]Thank you, Administrator, for the IGNORE list function.[/QUOTE][B]Another one bites the dust![/B]

[QUOTE=Stykler;2972271]For those complaining about SubCmdr and his inane ramblings, can I point you towards the forums Block functionality. Once you have blocked the likes of SubCmdr the only trace of them is when some unfortunate quotes his dumb ramblings. Give it a try, your 2025 will be better for it.[/QUOTE][B]Another one bites the dust![/B]

[QUOTE=Downandup;2971332]Do what I do and [B]block[/B] the lunatic. I'm here in Pattaya and I have no time to read the postings of a guy in a basement half a world away.[/QUOTE][B]And another one gone, and another one gone; Another one bites the dust (yeah)![/B]

[QUOTE=WestCoast1;2972547]SC: Fairly simple answers.

1) Sometimes I don't log in when reading the ISG website. When not logged in, I can see your posts (but can't reply directly as I'm not logged in).

2) When I am logged in, I can not see your posts directly, but I can see all or parts of your messages when other members quote your posts.

My reply to Allover was meant to be generic, for anyone who found another member's post (s) offensive. The two suggestions (Ignore List and Report Post) would work for any posts that anyone considered offensive (not just SC's).

Party on gents.[/QUOTE][B]Hey, I'm gonna get you too; Another one bites the dust![/B]

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2972523]I've taken the plunge. Hes gone.

Folks please don't quote our resident Hood Rat, MessBoy aka SubCmdr. A campaign of ignoring and non responding should hopefully drive him back into the slums wherein he belongs.[/QUOTE]Thank you everyone for your declarations of how much you love reading my work!

[B]ROTFLMAO![/B]

[QUOTE=MrHawaii;2977648]Thank you, Administrator, for the IGNORE list function.[/QUOTE]It's even better when people don't even quote the rodent. You would never hear or see anything from the narcissistic parasite at all.

I am reminded of the fact that the Classical Greeks depicted their gods and heroes with small genitals, since large genitals were indicative of primitive, stupid animals.

Alright you little drama magnets. This needs to be said because, frankly, the sheer contradiction here is giving me whiplash. You all know the deal: this forum has an ignore button. A beautiful, simple function designed for one thing and one thing only to help you block out the noise, the big black dick, the Punjabi Prince, or whoever else you dont like, even me. Got a poster whose words make your blood pressure spike? Boom ignore button. Problem solved, right? Wrong.

Here's the kicker: the ignore button only works when you're logged in. Let me say that again for the folks in the back. If you're lurking without logging in oh, I don't know, maybe out of sheer masochism you are still going to see every single post from that person you supposedly can't stand. Yet instead of just. Logging in and letting the magical button do its thing, you stick around, unfiltered, and read it all anyway.

But wait, it gets better! Even when you're logged in, and the button is doing its job, you STILL go out of your way to reply, quote, and analyze every word of the person you're supposedly ignoring. Oh, bravo. You've not only defeated the purpose of the ignore button, you've created an entirely new Olympic sport: Competitive Contradiction.

Let me break this down for you: This is like me firing someone, changing the locks, and then leaving the back door wide open with a neon sign that says "Hey! Come in anyway!" It's madness. It's chaos. It's amateur hour at its finest.

So here's the deal: If you really want to ignore someone, IGNORE THEM. Log in. Use the button. And for the love of all things holy, stop replying to them like it's your job. Otherwise, just admit you love the drama and stop pretending you're above it.

Because right now, you're not ignoring anyone. You're just pretending to, and it's not fooling anyone. Now, go log in and actually use the tool like a grown-up. End of story.