Punk or Goth Girls in Lisbon
Hi, I'm visiting Lisbon in a couple of weeks and am looking for Suicide Girl type escorts. Does anyone know of punk / goth girls in Lisbon. Heavily tattooed, dyed neon hair, etc. ? I would appreciate any leads anyone could provide me.
Lisbon. Full report, May 2022 - Mostly a sad place
Hi,
So, as you know I like to write a full report on places I go to. From the beginning till the end giving as much as possible important information to the visitors. You may see my reports on Rio, Brazil or Kiev, Ukraine for example. Since I travel quite a bit due to my work and I also have a bit more money (not a millionaire but still) I like to try as much as I can.
So here is my report for Lisbon, Portugal - 4 day. You get mediocre service from Brazilian girls at the price of European girls.
It is my first visit to Lisbon and I must say I was very much disappointed. Maybe it is because it's my first time I don't really know where to go and how things are working out but still it was disappointing. I really thought it would be nice with some Brazilians without the need to fly across the ocean but the service was very bad mostly.
Some general points about Lisbon:
1. Everything starts late. I like to do things (and sex) in the morning. You have no one to talk with before 11 am or even noon. Massages are open at 11 or 12. I set with some ladies to come early morning to my hotel (9 am) they did not respond until 13:00 saying "I just wake up."
2. Everything starts late also in other places. I went to a swingers club (see below). It says it opens at 23:00. I was there at 23:00, and no one was there. At 2 am when I can not even have my eyes open people started to arrive but still yet almost no fucking. Read later on. I really prefer when things start on time, like in Germany.
3. You can negotiate the price. Girls say 200 euro per hour, some say 150 euro for an hour (I like to book to my hotel). You can negotiate at least some of them to 120 euro per hour and I think it ain't worth even 60 euro. But I am ahead of myself.
4. Staying: I made a mistake and stayed inside Lisbon. I did not like it. Nothing really much and anyway it is quite hard to walk around in Lisbon. I took the Holiday Inn hotel which at least had a pool. My recommendation for you is to take a hotel in Cascais which is much nicer. Some of the girls actually come from Cascais so anyway you have to wait for them and other girls are late anyway. So at least be at a more beautiful place. If you want to bring a girl from the city to Cascais you will have to pay for the Uber and it is around 30 min drive. I still think it is worth it.
5. Many girls are late. Very late. Everything in Lisbon is late. They say it is 20 min, it will take 50 min. Just keep it in mind.
6. There are almost no escort agencies in Lisbon (I think it is illegal) so you have to work directly with the girl. It has its advantages talking with the girl directly but also some disadvantages which you can not receive*a bit more honest information about the girl. This is why in Prague for example I only work with agencies.
7. I expected more from the food in Lisbon, I was also culinarily disappointed.
8. Most of the communication is by WhatsApp.
Here are my reports:
I mainly used the main websites:*[URL]https://www.apartadox.com/[/URL] and*[URL]https://mulheresvip.net/[/URL] and*[URL]https://escortprivada.com/[/URL].
The good things, most of the girls' photos are real. The bad thing is that they are HEAVILY photoshopped and the level of service varies a lot.
First day.
Carolina Belmont - 9: Great success.
I arrived at 9 am to the hotel and called Carolina Belmont -[URL]https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhante-de-Luxo-Carolina-Belmont-6095.html[/URL] - the only good thing I had in Lisbon. She was beautiful, very warmly talking and sexy. She is originally from Portugal and I had a great time with her. Even took her to the pool and hung out a bit. So I have been with her for two hours and then I told her she is so nice I want to see her again later tonight to go to a swingers club together. But meanwhile I wanted to try some other girls. I had such a great time with her, I was sure I was at the opening of a great success strike. I was wrong.
Iris Simoes - 4: WARNING.
Next arrival was Iris [URL]https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhante-de-Luxo-Iris-Simoes-6503.html[/URL] She looks good in the photos with her face. But she was late for 1. 5 hours! I asked her to bring a Bikini. She did not bring it but then I saw why. She has the most ugly stretch marks*in her stomach I could ever see. It was terrible. She was Brazilian. 150 euro.
Jessica Souze - 4: WARNING.
So I was very disappointed with Iris that was late and was not good looking. I tried Jessica who promised*me she likes BDSM. [URL]https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhante-de-Luxo-Jessica-Souza-6251.html[/URL] - again it was terrible. She was 2 hours (yes 2 hours) late. She does not look good, and she knows very very little about BDSM. Big disappointment. She was Brazilian. 150 euro.
So in the evening Carolina came again with her friend and we ate at a nice restaurant with not so good food. Then we had a nice threesome which was ok and then I went with Carolina only to the swingers club. Carolina was awesome but the club was not good enough.
1. It was big. Which is nice. Facilities were not top, but quite good. Everything was VERY dark. Too bad, like literally no light you could see.
2. There were many people but very much little action. I could not wait any longer. I was too tired. Next time it is better to come at 2 am although it says it starts at 23:00. Maybe there is some action around 3 am or 4 m. Stupid.
3. With all the rest, I could live, but the biggest problem was they were smoking everywhere. I hate smoking and I could not avoid it.
Second day:
Erotic Massage success - 8.
After a few disappointments I decided to try some massages. I just started walking after opening Google Maps searching for Erotic Massage. It was quite hard to find. Some of the places were closed and some were actually with the wrong address.
Eventually I arrived to [URL]https://www.tantricmoments.pt/en/[/URL] and got it with Luna [URL]https://www.tantricmoments.pt/en/galleries/luna-tantric-therapist-and-sensual-masseuse-in-lisbon[/URL] which was very nice and gave me a nice real body to body massage, 180 euro with happy ending.
Soraia Albuquerque - 5: WARNING.
Later on I tried Soraia. [URL]https://escortprivada.com/escort/soraia-albuquerque/[/URL] she is from Portugal. She arrived on time which is a good start. But unfortunately she does not look good enough. It is her real photo but she has her back twisted and she does not stand up straight. She is also a very simple girl. 150 euro lost.
Third day:
I was overwhelmed by the disappointment*of escort girls' low level so I tried more massages.
Went to [URL]https://deliriospa.pt/massagistas-femininas-profissionais/[/URL] and decided to go in with Jade [URL]https://deliriospa.pt/massagista/jade-nacionalidade-portuguesa/[/URL] - she gave me mediocre massage quite boring. So I decide to change to*[URL]https://deliriospa.pt/massagista/yasmin-nacionalidade-brasileira/[/URL] Yasmin which was nicer. Overall 7. 5 is my experience from the massage. Not very good like the one yesterday but not too bad. 180 euro for Jade 1 hour and 100 euro for Yasmin extra half an hour.
I decided to go to Cascais for a massage. [URL]https://sensualcare.pt/clientes_vip_nuru/[/URL] Nuru Massage. They say they are in Lisbon but currently only the Cascais branch is open. This is a massage place but it is actually a sex place. I got in with Layala. [URL]https://sensualcare.pt/layala[/URL] and I was stupid. I took the expensive body to body massage for 180 euro for 1 hour. I got the worst massage I could ever get. The girl has no idea how to do a body to body massage. Always take the cheapest massage possible first and then extend. Anyhow, the good thing is that she immediately offeredme sex for extra 50 euro. So I took it. I got inside of her and she got her period! Disgusting. 230 euros.
Fourth day:
When I went out from [URL]https://sensualcare.pt/clientes_vip_nuru/[/URL] I saw Rayca which looked very nice so I booked her for tomorrow morning to my hotel at 10 am. She arrived on time. [URL]https://sensualcare.pt/rayca_nuru/[/URL] - but again I made the mistake of taking the full body massage which is expensive. The girl is very cute, good looking, and has a nice butt, but she has no idea how to give a massage. She just put some oil on my back with one hand and that's it. The good thing, she immediately offer me some sex and so I added more money and had actually some good sex with her. I did not bargain with her since I did not have any more time in Lisbon and had to take the flight to Frankfurt. Been to Frankfurt that night to Palace FKK which was terrible too but that's the right forum for it.
Lisbon, I probably will not be back soon.
My favorite EP girls are both back as independents
I recently commented that Anna Balthazar, one of my two top EP girls ever, had returned as an outcall-only independent. She is advertising on Apartadox now as Adriana Rossi.
[URL]https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhante-de-Luxo-Adriana-Rossi-6565.html[/URL]
I was with her twice in 2020 and 2021. She is a Mom in her late 20's and it shows, but I don't mind that so much because she is very much my type in all senses. Her reviews on the local board were generally favorable, although the only recent one was negative.
Now Maria Gomes is back as an independent, outcall-only girl too. She is now Rita Gomes.
[URL]https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhante-de-Luxo-Rita-Gomes--5628.html[/URL]
Maria / Rita retired in 2020. She is also a Mom and in her middle 20's, and there are some signs of that. But was all-around magnificent all the same. Her old reviews on the local board were all in the 7 to 10 range.
I have been with neither since their return. But my previous experience with both was excellent.