Dubai Reports

Unfortunately, a number of ladies, not understanding the risks, will carry vaseline. Especially given there is less risk from [b]LE[/b] if stopped and searched - as Sporadic's article points out, vaseline can be used as lip gloss. Better to have your own supply of SAFE water-based lube around if so unfortunate that it is required :) Can always toss before going home. Or pass to the lady, suggesting she fill her jar/makeup dispenser with such.

Another suggestion for [u]avoiding friction[/u]:
When you're out at the bars, be a traffic cop - don't let 1 lady cut in on another without giving the first a clear "no thank you". Several times, the most recent Thursday night, 1 lady cut in on another, poaching, and it almost came to a fight. 80% fault the "cutter", 20% the punter, for letting her get away with it. Certainly animosity and friction remains.

Better to give a clear indication of "not interested" so it's clear the first is just wasting her time. Unfortunately, security is not exactly unbiased when said events occur.

[QUOTE=Sporadic]Given your acumen little Eric, I suggest 1500 Dirhams is the difference. ;)

WG means "Wonderful Girl", did you think it was something else?

To put things in perspective, Piper would get it for nothing, Bravo would not bother, and she would not even speak to me. :([/QUOTE]As I newcomer of the Forum I checked the official Abbreviations of the forum
"WG Working girl. A prostitute."

So you undertsand my confusion about working girls not being allowed in the club!
So according to you Wonderful Girls are young sexy CIS girls or something else? And they are not allowed in the club? Why?

Eric,

Yes, WG does mean Working Girl.

Yes, they are allowed in the club, the original post had a small typographical error, that possibly caused the confusion.

In the Regal, they tend only to allow CIS and FSU (Russians and Stanis) into the club, they tend not to allow Chinese or Africans.

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Unfortunately, a number of ladies, not understanding the risks, will carry vaseline. Especially given there is less risk from [b]LE[/b] if stopped and searched - as Sporadic's article points out, vaseline can be used as lip gloss. Better to have your own supply of SAFE water-based lube around if so unfortunate that it is required :) Can always toss before going home. Or pass to the lady, suggesting she fill her jar/makeup dispenser with such.[/QUOTE]Cool suggestion! KY jelly or a competing brand of water-based lube. I also carry a small plastic bottle (with spray pump) of 90% strength rubbing alcohol and a small plastic bottle of hand sanitizer. Though the DXB mongering scene is excellent, often you run into personal hygiene issues. My Medico friends tell me it is a good idea to clean the little head with at least 70% isopiril alcohol spray after an exercise (with a P4P partner specially!). Whether this helps or it is merely psychological- I don't know- but I do it routinely. From what I hear it does have some merits. Condom is a must, though I have been offered ( to my horror) BBS more than once, in conformation with recent posts from some of the punters. Hand sanitizer is specially useful during in calls though I don't avail this facility often.

Finally, mongering is like driving a car. There is certain amount of inherent risk the moment you are on the road. Sensible use of seat belts and passive restraints like airbags reduces the risk but does not completely mitigate it.

Cool Nomad

Fellow members,

I have posted this a while a go but still need the info, any reply is appreciated. Thanks

Unfortunately I do not visit Dubai as often as I would like to but happily will be there next week ;-)). I normally prefer to stay in a hotel that is both GF and has its own hunting ground so I used to stay at the Sheraton Diera, it had a nice small club (forgot the name) with mostly stanis and was gf too. Apparently this has changed anybody has new info on this, and maybe recommend a hotel with similar setup? And by the way is IBIS gf?

Thanks

Obviously very belated but just wanted to share my experiences of a couple of days in Dubai during Ramadan as I know there's always concern over the effect it has on mongering.

Although I can't compare to the scene outside Ramadan, I had a couple of great days and found absolutely now problems either in getting ladies or liquor. I spent the first night in Jockey's. While the talent wasn't stunning there were enough 6's and 7's and a fair spread of nationalities, PRC's African's and CEE's. I ended up with a lady from the PRC. Great body but the face wasn't quite on the par, not quite "body from baywatch, face from crimewatch" but there was a little mismatch. We chatted and had a laugh, but to be honest what clinched it for me was when I asked how much and she replied "up to you". Even though in reality you end up paying at least the going rate, at least you know she's going to give you a good time. And boy she certainly delivered. For the second night I went to the Metropolitan and again ended up with a PRC girl (again can't remember her name). Must admit with a couple of months passing, and a fair few bevvies sunk on the night, all I can remember was that we had a good time. Oh yes and that PRC's don't shave their armpits: (.

Apart from the relief that Ramadan in Dubai wasn't the barren Oasis I was fearing the overwhelming impression I got was of how strange the "Blingdom" of Dubai was. Although I'm sure the reality of those living there is very different from visitors; from a visitor's perspective it all seems to be about striving to be the biggest, tallest, richest, strangest, newest. A little like Vegas without the class.

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[QUOTE=Sporadic]It also has a rather interesting story.
[url]http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=424[/url][/QUOTE]I like the guy's witty writing style, including his line that vaseline "... protects baby’s bottoms, and is invaluable to virgins." Excellent juxtaposition.

[QUOTE=Slugger]Easy !!

1. Cash

2. Develop a soft tissue back / shoulder injury, (fall off log, play golf, fall off horse etc), require physio, set up limited company for $100 in your location, generate headed paper or steal some, invoice yourself for weekly therapy at $100 a pop and send to your health care insurance provider.

Dont forget to practice your winces and awkward-door-opening technique at home before roling out the injury.

3. Start sending Nigerian 411 fraud emails.

4. Write a best-seller, mine were 'How to make money out of the mentally ill' and 'Renegade Nuns on Wheels', available from all good airport bookshops.

That will be 100 Guineas management consultanct fee please.

S.

And remember, it's only kinky the first time.[/QUOTE]

Jesus F Christ! And all I aksed for was a few frigging fudge deeds! Swiping cards on the arse of a girl, swanky moteors boats vs pussy putty, getting buggerred on the sand dune by the arab mules! wow, mucho gracias mateys. i will beahve and go to the himalayas for nirvana.!

Wortha good laugh though. I am going to ask the smae questions ina few other fora for my much needed continued entertainment!.

But thanks guys for indulging, and the couple good suggestions. If I find something worth your while I will revert. Tilll then wankawillies!

Nice summary Roadlover!

Just to give a straight answer I was on secondment to the Dxb office on full tax free salary and 1/1 leave, as I often said at the time "every hour in Jockies is an hour at home!"
My company paid for accommodation in a good GF serviced apartment (Winchester Grande), in addition a per diem allowance was paid cash for ‘meals’ – obviously this was beer money! The girls were paid for from my pocket. I managed to keep this going for three years before being ‘forced’ to go resident.

Most of the expat professional residents in Dxb are on significant allowances. In my case I was paid an excellent tax free salary and additionally received housing and transport allowances paid cash in advance. You could choose your own accommodation and vehicle. The allowance was enough to cover a good standard of villa or apartment and run a decent new car. In my case I went for a modest 2 bed apartment in Bur Dubai just off the triangle (Mankool) and ran a used Audi 6. This left enough for girls beer and food, in that order, without touching the salary. I spent two years as a resident.

Hope that gives you some insight into the way it works for some.

I enjoyed my time there but wouldn’t want to return – but never say never – except as a visitor for a bit of fun occasionally. I was considering coming over in December but now it looks like February, besides I find the swinging party scene in Spain excellent – and its free!

MK

[QUOTE=Sporadic]Eric,

Yes, WG does mean Working Girl.

Yes, they are allowed in the club, the original post had a small typographical error, that possibly caused the confusion.

In the Regal, they tend only to allow CIS and FSU (Russians and Stanis) into the club, they tend not to allow Chinese or Africans.[/QUOTE]Thanks a lot Sporadic! This is what I wanted to hear! I will surely spend some time there during my stay!

[QUOTE=Mikito]Fellow members,

I have posted this a while a go but still need the info, any reply is appreciated. Thanks

Unfortunately I do not visit Dubai as often as I would like to but happily will be there next week ;-)). I normally prefer to stay in a hotel that is both GF and has its own hunting ground so I used to stay at the Sheraton Diera, it had a nice small club (forgot the name) with mostly stanis and was gf too. Apparently this has changed anybody has new info on this, and maybe recommend a hotel with similar setup? And by the way is IBIS gf?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

I just did an IBIS search in the Dubai hotel information and see what just come up.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=547892&highlight=IBIS#post547892[/url]

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=611365&highlight=IBIS#post611365[/url]


Just try it sometimes, the search bottom.

For your other question, please check the venue list I posted the other day and there you might find some good clubs you like and maybe if you crosscheck them against the hotel list you might find something you are looking for ;)

Cheers Spelman

[QUOTE=Sporadic]I have read 'Renegade Nuns on Wheels' but you also wrote "Drug crazed lesbian boot lickers" right?

Universal truth: Two sets of books. One the wife/tax man/boss knows about, and one more for extras. ;)[/QUOTE]


That one was ghost written.
I was working on my plan for world domination at the time and trying to mutate sea-bass so they were ill-tempered enough to put frickin' lazer beams on their heads.

DBX in 10 days und counting Mr Bond.
Not that I am dwelling on it, or excited, or anthing.

S.

[QUOTE=Sporadic]Eric,

Yes, WG does mean Working Girl.

Yes, they are allowed in the club, the original post had a small typographical error, that possibly caused the confusion.

In the Regal, they tend only to allow CIS and FSU (Russians and Stanis) into the club, they tend not to allow Chinese or Africans.[/QUOTE]

Bless.
Perhaps he should concentrate on finishing his homework in time for the paper-round.

Trying to explore new bar with live music and minimum cigerette smoke, on my freinds recomendation we went to Chelesea Hotel in bur Dubai. It is behind new gold souq. It has a bar called players longe. It has a good Canadian band and the lead singer keeps the crowd going. Good crowd, no hookers. After a couple of drinks we went to our inhouse Russain joint near to that hotel.

[QUOTE=My Kapitan]Nice summary Roadlover!

Just to give a straight answer I was on secondment to the Dxb office on full tax free salary and 1/1 leave, as I often said at the time "every hour in Jockies is an hour at home!"
My company paid for accommodation in a good GF serviced apartment (Winchester Grande), in addition a per diem allowance was paid cash for ‘meals’ – obviously this was beer money! The girls were paid for from my pocket. I managed to keep this going for three years before being ‘forced’ to go resident.

Most of the expat professional residents in Dxb are on significant allowances. In my case I was paid an excellent tax free salary and additionally received housing and transport allowances paid cash in advance. You could choose your own accommodation and vehicle. The allowance was enough to cover a good standard of villa or apartment and run a decent new car. In my case I went for a modest 2 bed apartment in Bur Dubai just off the triangle (Mankool) and ran a used Audi 6. This left enough for girls beer and food, in that order, without touching the salary. I spent two years as a resident.

Hope that gives you some insight into the way it works for some.

I enjoyed my time there but wouldn’t want to return – but never say never – except as a visitor for a bit of fun occasionally. I was considering coming over in December but now it looks like February, besides I find the swinging party scene in Spain excellent – and its free!

MK[/QUOTE]
Good reply MK but some of us expats not as wealthy as others so we have to save our cash by foregoing other pleasures or save cash by doubling up with the girls and pay less per girl for MFF and MFFF :) - well thats my reasoning.

Enjoy Kz