Monterrey

So I have a better idea while I fend off life, work and taxes taking all my free time to plan out my 5 day escape:

-are SA girls used to visitor guys lining up multiple dates in a week / day?

-are strip clubs back open?

I have been flying into Monterrey for the last 12 weeks or so. Every Friday as I head back into the US, when I get to the airport check in desk, they require you have a negative test for Covid, preferably printed.

However, they make it very easy to get this. At the Monterrey airport terminals they have testing centers. They can have and print your results in 1 hour, so get there with plenty of time. Another option which I actually use is to get there a day before my flight, get my test and go right back to work. The next day I get to the airport at normal time and pickup test result prior to getting boarding pass.

Only had one issue when I use to get test results at the airport prior to flying, and that was the testing center had no internet and could not process the test or the payment. Luckily they resolved it in about an hour but that cause me to miss my flight.

Good Luck.

[QUOTE=Conick2000;2562915]Hilarious 😂 Why do you say this?[/QUOTE]Because I know I will orgasm with my right hand. Reynosa used to be the shit. I would go to Lipsticks and then bang in 10 in 2016. Then two years later, there was nothing but fatties. Finally, there were no women at all. Customs guy was asking where I went in Mexico. I said a gentleman's club where there was nothing but gentlemen. The normal stuff customs agent did all he could to hold in a belly laugh. Forget Reynosa. Go to Monterrey. Like a $20 bus ride from Reynosa, and I never have had a problem.

Arrived Saturday 4 pm. Took bus. There was one checkpoint on MX85 that took unusually long almost 45 minutes to get thru.

Going to try SA route in this visit but first, want to use Saturday as my hall pass and do spas and clubs.

Walked by Matehuala, they assured they're open till 2 am. They're pushing for no cover charge and banner reading Now hiring dancers please please apply.

Ordered Uber, and went back to same spa I left off at. Garza 1044. Was hoping to see girl I last banged and another girl for trio. There was a different cute girl there I eyed for a bit, they said Steffany was working the other location today, Arteaga 1007 3 blocks away. I walked there.

Walked in about 4:30 and Steffany was just wrapping up leaving for day. There was a curvy girl I liked, said she does CIM with swallow, I thought maybe if I have time later this trip.

Walked around to 2 different MichelDepa places, no good girls on tap, so retreated back to first place, Garza 1044, cute girl was still there. Was starting to work a sweat from all this walking. Her name is Amber.

Amber, long black hair, some tats, small see-section scar but no other baby damage, the are bolt-one. Did one hour no limits, started with a good BBBJ, then did mish w / DFK, then first shot right to her mouth, a lot of leche some splattered her face and body and floor.

Round 2 after shower, she skipped cuddling and went right to BBBJ, cowgirl, and some doggy. I noticed I was lagging on the uppity up for second attempt. Not sure if too small pill or byproduct of second vaccine last week. Barely finished a second serving into her boca, wasn't much, we still had 20 minutes but I was wiped.
Total damage=1100p for hour with CIM Repeat? She seems promising

As I was leaving, the English speaking hostess was there, so asked about trios. She said place is on twitter as Samaras06805958. Trio is 2000 p, more of tag team, but if you want full Lesbian girls going on each other, it's up to the girl and they likely add extra. Maybe will look into it Monday or Tuesday.

Uber: it is becoming a hassle to get around town. Not many Uber drivers and ones assigned are clear across town 15 minutes out and I'm just going 1 or 2 miles down the street. I broke down and rode with an actual taxi cab, negotiating before getting in. It was weird, glad I had pesos. Might drive my personal car next time.

Sushi, power nap, and off to Matehuala. Got there at 10:30 pm and people were leaving and building was pitch black. WTF? I thought they said 2 am, WTF is this? Then BOOM lights flipped back on, people cheered did a 180 and ran back inside LOL. I guess a power outage? Never happened again for rest of night.

Got seated next to two gringos, also from Austin, my luck they're probably on ISG reading this. One guy a repeat Monterrey stripper, showing a buddy his first outing to Monterrey. Their first ever night in Matehuala. Neither spoke Spanish. The recipe for much hilarity to ensue.

They said they wanted to see bars / night clubs to meet civilian girls.

I explained ground rules, explained the privados, had to coach them to not cave to the pressure of waiters pushing them to buy ficha drinks.

One of the guys after I told him privado with girl 500 and house fee 120-200 p shouldn't run $25-35, he came back saying with no Espanol and flaunting USD not MXP he was fleeced for $95. Dang.

First girl I nabbed flaka Monse, BJ was extra, oops, total 700 p and long drawn out house fees somehow came to 480 (Second girl, after Austin duo left, girls formed a fish bowl, I picked cute aztec girl, Mia. 1 am, Mia turned out to be super wasted from a long night of ficha drinks. Lost her balance almost busted my balls falling over, almost hit her head doggy style, I stopped to check on her, didn't finish.

I bring my own supply of condoms since club charges I think 50 p. Not sure if it's a valid concern or a push by the club staff but girls are turning away BYO condom attempts, saying they use a fresh supply by the house. I call BS.

Got contact for the Austin duo, see what's up with them this weekend, but also get to SA already.

[QUOTE=CenTexCrash;2564168]Arrived Saturday 4 pm. Took bus. There was one checkpoint on MX85 that took unusually long almost 45 minutes to get thru.

Going to try SA route in this visit but first, want to use Saturday as my hall pass and do spas and clubs.

Walked by Matehuala, they assured they're open till 2 am. They're pushing for no cover charge and banner reading Now hiring dancers please please apply.

Ordered Uber, and went back to same spa I left off at. Garza 1044. Was hoping to see girl I last banged and another girl for trio. There was a different cute girl there I eyed for a bit, they said Steffany was working the other location today, Arteaga 1007 3 blocks away. I walked there.[/QUOTE]Great report. I am leaving tonight. Short trip, but lot's of fun.

Switched from Verizon to TMobile. Works great, no issues. Thanks for the advice.

As if finding an Uber driver is hard enough, Google Maps is NOT partaking in switching Maps pins over to Uber which has been so helpful over the years! What used to provide two options, Uber and Bolt now it just has Bolt.

It's still possible to copy paste but kind of annoying.

In the end, doesn't really matter there's no drivers.

I visited MTY last December and had a similar bait and switch with ADH. In my case, the girl was great, but it really put me off on the agency. From what I've heard, ADH will take any booking and just send whoever is available.

I also had an experience with Luces Azules. It was the actual girl from their site and I had a great time. What was a little unsettling was that her driver / handler dropped her off and was at my door to collect payment upfront. There was a minor discussion about price (I was quoted lower by the booker), but he was fine with it. In my limited experience, I've never had someone come with the girl, but this might have been because the appointment was past 10 pm.

[QUOTE=CenTexCrash;2564209]As if finding an Uber driver is hard enough, Google Maps is NOT partaking in switching Maps pins over to Uber which has been so helpful over the years! What used to provide two options, Uber and Bolt now it just has Bolt.

It's still possible to copy paste but kind of annoying.

In the end, doesn't really matter there's no drivers.[/QUOTE]Screw Uber, use Didi, cheaper and must faster for pickup. Uber I was waiting on average 15-20 minutes even in San Pedro.

Now that I am living in SA, MTY is super close. I am totally living the dream. I can make the trip in just under 5 hours, even with traffic. People are finally returning to normal life. They are relaxing the restriction for Covid. Still masks are required, but much more relaxed. Everything is back open and SA rocks even more now.

I am not saying San Pedro is Moscow, but you can find some stunning girls. Honestly some of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen in my life. There is tall beautiful girls running around all over the place where I stay and they are so humble, just incredible. Let's be clear these girls are not hanging out in Central MTY and San Pedro is expensive at first, but I have lowered all my lodging costs, not to mention I can drive. I have worked out deals with Hotel and Apartment I stay at, perfecting the game.

[QUOTE=DramaFree11;2564235]Screw Uber, use Didi, cheaper and must faster for pickup. Uber I was waiting on average 15-20 minutes even in San Pedro.[/QUOTE]FYI I haven't been to MTY but my last visit to GDL I had a problem trying to get an Uber or it was more expensive than in the past. The person I was with said to use InDriver. It is not only people with personal cars but also taxi drivers. You state where you want to go and name the price you are willing to pay and if any interest they will accept or give you a counter offer if your price is to low. Most times it was cheaper and faster than Uber. Didi for me just isn't reliable.

Some responses to previous posts:

[QUOTE=CocrBrotheler;2560592]This is why I just like to visit the teibols / MPs / spas. Are the teibols open?[/QUOTE]According to the Twitter feeds of both Euforia Spa and Barrio Antiguo Spa (detailed in my November 2020 MTY trip report), both of those casas were indeed open while I was most recently in MTY. And while I have visited casas around the world, I tend to not prefer them, as their cleanliness is usually directly related to the motivation of the on-site housekeeping service. There have been a few times where I jumped into bed with a WG at a casa only to land in the cold jizz of the previous client who used the room.

[QUOTE=Elvis2008;2560559]Sorry, you had a bad trip Quagmire.[/QUOTE]Thank you for your kind words. Mongering can be good and bad. The important thing that folks who read my reports need to remember is that I'm going to be honest about my mongering experiences. I can get on ISG and lie my ass off about my mongering experiences, but at the end of the day, false information helps nobody.

[QUOTE=DramaFree11;2560477]I am looking at Moscow or Minsk over the winter.[/QUOTE]I look forward to reading your reports on those locations. Moscow has been high on my travel radar for a while now, especially after I had a great time in Saint Petersburg just a few years ago (read my report in that forum). It will be interesting to see what happens in Belarus, given the recent airplane shenanigans that happened there a week or so ago.

I'll begin this trip report by saying if you're new to ISG and the Monterrey forum in particular, you'll want to go back a few pages in this forum and read my "Monterrey Trip Report for November 2020." Some of the things that I discuss in greater detail in that trip report will be passively mentioned below.

1) Transportation: I arrived in Monterrey on Aeromar:

[URL]https://www.aeromar.mx/en[/URL]

I won't go into any detail about airport connections or how I got down to McAllen, Texas. But I will say that the Aeromar flight from that city to Monterrey was only 40 minutes, with only about 20 people on an airplane that holds around 72 passengers. Since Aeromar uses the ATR72 model aircraft, which loads and unloads passengers from the rear of the airplane, you'll want to sit in a seat near the rear if you want to be one of the first passengers to deplane and one of the first to be in line at immigration at the airport.

2) Lodging: For my time in Monterrey, I was once again lodged at Hotel Krystal Monterrey:

[URL]https://www.krystal-monterrey.com/[/URL]

I checked in at the front desk, received my room key card for a King Junior Suite, went upstairs, and walked into the same exact room that I had in November 2020. Talk about being in the Twilight Zone! The hotel has brought back their breakfast buffet (Thursday through Sunday), and for 260 pesos, you get eggs cooked your way (omelette, scrambled, fried) and a selection of fresh fruit, yogurt, cereals, pastries, coffee, and juice.

As was the case in November 2020, I was once again intercepted by a doorman while bringing a WG (Magaly) through the front door of the hotel after meeting her outside. The doorman walked up and asked if Magaly was with me, and when I said that she was, he escorted her and I over to the front desk. The receptionist asked Magaly if she was going to spend the night, and when she said that she wasn't, the receptionist asked for her identification card and then placed it in a secure spot on the reception desk.

When Magaly and I got up to my room, I asked her if it was common practice for receptionists to ask for identification cards. She stated that practice never happened to her when she visited love motels, but it indeed did happen at various hotels throughout Monterrey. So, it does appear that Hotel Krystal Monterrey is one of several hotels that checks and holds the identification cards of WGs visiting clients.

3) Costs: With COVID vaccines being administered, the pandemic on the decline in numerous countries, and confidence in travel increasing, I found costs to be higher in Monterrey now than they were in November 2020. An exchange rate of over 19 pesos per dollar then had fallen to 18 and a half pesos per dollar now. A taxi from the airport to the hotel had nearly doubled in cost, from 300 pesos to 550 pesos. And a King Junior Suite at Hotel Krystal Monterrey, which was around 40 dollars per night late last year, had risen to around 67 dollars per night during this recent trip to Monterrey.

4) Food: One of the nice benefits of staying at Hotel Krystal Monterrey on the edge of the Barrio Antiguo is that several great restaurants are within easy walking distance from the hotel. I once again had great meals at El Rey del Cabrito, Asador La Vaca Argentina, and La Divina. At El Rey del Cabrito, start with the queso flameado (melted cheese) for your appetizer and then choose the pierna (leg) portion of cabrito. At Asador La Vaca Argentina, located in the Liverpool shopping center on Melchor Ocampo, I started with the chorizo criollo (Argentina style sausage) and finished with the "La Vaca" ribeye steak. Finally, at La Divina, located behind the Museo de Historia Mexicana, I first chose the queso fundido (melted cheese) with chorizo and then finished with the ribeye anejo.

5) COVID test: Due to the length of my stay at Hotel Krystal Monterrey, my COVID antigen test was arranged and paid for by the hotel.

During the check in process, I informed the receptionist that I would need a COVID antigen test during my stay. The receptionist stated that hotel personnel would look into the issue and get back to me as soon as possible.

The next day, the receptionist contacted me and stated that my COVID antigen test was scheduled for the next day at 1030 AM and that I would need my passport and a printed copy of the itinerary of my return flight to the United States.

On the day of the test, the receptionist made a copy of my return flight itinerary. I was loaded into the hotel van and driven to a Farmacias del Ahorro (the Plaza Fiesta location). While the hotel employee paid for the test (350 pesos total, including tax), I waited in a short line outside to be tested. After a wait of only a few minutes, I was brought inside the testing area. The details of my passport (name and date of birth) were entered into a computer, a nasal swab was taken, and the test was performed. After only 5 minutes, the test result came back negative, not surprising since I've been fully vaccinated since late April. The test result was entered into the computer, a form was printed, and the physician who performed the test signed the form. I checked the form for accuracy, jumped back into the hotel van, and was driven back to the hotel. The total time, from pickup to test to drop off, was only 50 minutes. During the check in process for my return flight, the Aeromar ticketing agent carefully reviewed my signed test result before issuing me my boarding pass for my return flight.

6) First Session: For my first session, I chose Magaly from Alicia Dolls House (ADH):

[URL]https://www.aliciadollshouse.com/monterrey/escort-foranea-exuberante-magaly/[/URL]

I contacted ADH around 5 PM and requested a three-hour appointment with Magaly from 8 PM to 11 PM for 4800 pesos.

I met Magaly outside in front of the hotel at 815 PM. She arrived wearing a bustier-type white blouse and jeans. We exchanged pleasantries, got intercepted by the doorman on the way into the hotel, and eventually made it up to my room.

We made small talk and I discovered that she's childless, 25 years old, from Caracas, Venezuela, and spends time in both Monterrey and Mexico City working as a WG. The pictures on her ADH profile are accurate and she's all-natural with no enhancements. Over the course of two hours, it was MISH, DATY, doggy, and cowgirl. After two huge loads from me during that time, I decided to cut her loose an hour early because it was a complete struggle just to fuck her. She gently complained a few times that I was "muy grande" and no amount of "piernas arriba, por favor" (legs up, please) from me helped motivate her. In fact, during prone bone, my Trojan Bareskin actually ruptured because she had her legs nearly closed. Would I repeat with Magaly in the future? No, because I paid for a session, not a wrestling match. And on top of that, her immature, clock-watching attitude didn't help, either.

7) Second Session: In November 2020, I had a great session with Aitana from ADH, who told me that she was from Culiacan. Wanting to recreate that experience with a different WG also from Culiacan, I chose Ana from ADH:

[URL]https://www.aliciadollshouse.com/monterrey/desde-culiacan-nuevas-fotos-ana-ensename/[/URL]

I contacted ADH around 1230 PM and requested a two-hour appointment with Ana from 8 PM to 10 PM for 3200 pesos.

I met Ana outside in front of the hotel at 845 PM. She arrived wearing jeans, a black, sheer top with black bra underneath, and a small zip-up jacket. Since the doormen were busy assisting arriving guests with their luggage, Ana and I were able to walk through the lobby of the hotel and go upstairs to my room without being stopped.

We made small talk and I discovered that she's childless and 19 years old. The pictures on her ADH profile are not accurate. As she got undressed and the session went on, I became increasingly convinced that the Ana in the ADH profile was not the same Ana in my bed, as she was shorter, heavier, and had flat lips and a flat ass but did have natural big tits (the fourth letter of the alphabet).

Over the course of two hours, it was DATY and MISH with two pops. Despite thinking that I was a victim of bait and switch, the session with Ana was better than my session with Magaly, since Ana was playful and smiling, with a better personality and a genuine enjoyment of DATY. Would I repeat with Ana in the future? No, because as I mentioned, the Ana that I had for my second session in Monterrey was not the same Ana on the ADH website.

8) Third Session: If you've read any of the numerous trip reports that I've posted on ISG over the years, you might get the correct impression that I'm a fan of youthful spinners. So for my third and final session in Monterrey, I chose Naty from ADH:

[URL]https://www.aliciadollshouse.com/monterrey/naty-escort-petite-universitaria-atrevida/[/URL]

I contacted ADH around 215 PM and requested a two-hour appointment with Naty from 8 PM to 10 PM for 3200 pesos. At around 730 PM, they contacted me to confirm the appointment. Believing that this WG was actually going to arrive on time, I headed downstairs 15 minutes later, stood outside in front of the hotel, and enjoyed the light show from the thunderstorms popping up over the city.

Around 845 PM, ADH sent me a message and apologized for the delay in Naty arriving at the hotel. They claimed that the thunderstorms resulted in her being late, and said that she would arrive in 10 minutes.

Thirty minutes later, at around 915 PM, Naty still hadn't arrived and I contacted ADH. After apologizing and blaming the weather, the driver, and Naty herself, they offered a discount of 400 pesos and said that the two-hour session would be 2800 pesos. I accepted and continued to wait for Naty.

Twenty minutes later, at around 935 PM, ADH contacted me and said that Naty had arrived and was wearing a blue dress. I looked around at the benches under the trees of the Plaza Hidalgo in front of the hotel and spotted a seated gal in a blue dress.

I approached the gal and she stood up. It was immediately obvious that the Naty in front of me was absolutely not the same Naty on the ADH profile, as this Naty was tall and far from petite, had hair that was cut above her shoulders and with blonde highlights, and had tattoos, specifically her entire right arm covered in them and a massive, gaudy rose tattoo in the center of her chest below her neck and above her cleavage. I told her "no eres la misma chica" (you're not the same girl) and started showing her the pictures on her profile. She claimed that the tattoos had been hidden on her profile for her protection but I disagreed. Even her ADH profile has no mention of tattoos.

She told me that if I wanted to cancel our appointment, I needed to pay a cancellation fee. I asked her how much the fee was and she stated 500 pesos. I told her again that she wasn't the same girl listed on her profile and besides, the appointment was for 8 PM and not 930 PM. She repeated that the cancellation fee was 500 pesos, and at this point, I've had it. I turned and walked quickly away from her and in the direction of the Sanborns located next to the hotel. I took a slow, clockwise, ten minute walk around the back of the hotel and to the front again. By that time, Naty had left, so I simply went upstairs to my room. ADH never sent me a follow-up message demanding payment or asking me what happened, and to avoid any further complications, I blocked them on WhatsApp.

So that's it. Apologies for taking so long in getting this report posted, but as you can see from my many other reports posted on ISG, I believe in fully-detailed, hyper-specific reports that other mongers will find useful. Still, comments and questions are welcome from ISG members. If anything looks weird once admin publishes my report, I'll be sure to come back to this forum with a clarification.

On a final note, I've had a couple of weeks to think about why ADH is now practicing bait and switch, especially since I got great service from them back in November 2020. I've come to the conclusion that ADH doesn't remove profiles of WGs who no longer work with the agency and simply has other girls pretend that they're the same ones listed on the now-outdated profiles. Because of that, I can't recommend ADH to anyone here for now. Besides, if ADH lied to me twice for just a few thousand pesos, what are they telling their clients who are requesting more expensive sessions, especially the Platinum Level WGs who are asking for 14000 pesos for a session of just a few hours?

[QUOTE=Sol12;2564286]FYI I haven't been to MTY but my last visit to GDL I had a problem trying to get an Uber or it was more expensive than in the past. The person I was with said to use InDriver. It is not only people with personal cars but also taxi drivers. You state where you want to go and name the price you are willing to pay and if any interest they will accept or give you a counter offer if your price is to low. Most times it was cheaper and faster than Uber. Didi for me just isn't reliable.[/QUOTE]I tried that app, it works. Didi works great, no reason to change. Uber has went up big time on there prices in the states, I refuse to give them my money.

I went to Monterrey for the Memorial weekend. Besides not knowing where to get the Visa, things went off without a hitch. I took the bus, but no one stopped and boarded it to check paper work. Partied in Monterrey and came back today. Anyone ever stop to smash chicks in Nuevo Laredo? It seems super convenient but I've heard stories so I just past through.