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Never A Dull Moment With A Squirter
[QUOTE=JjBee62;2501807]Okay, here's the blow by blow report from Energy.
First thing in the door madam sprays your hands with hand sanitizer and sprays some in the direction of your feet, then takes your temperature. Probably had my temperature checked 15 times yesterday. I'm glad they're not using rectal thermometers.
Energy is somewhat of a tradition for me. I have to do it once a trip. The waiting areas have every other seat blocked off and there was 1 guy waiting for a lineup. That gave me a chance to get a preview of the girls. Pretty much all 7's in the lineup. The best looking one rushed in and out too quick. Otherwise I'd have taken her.
I ended up choosing probably the oldest in the lineup, I'm guessing 32-36. She was a short flaca, all natural and had a bit of spunk in her attitude. Got to the room, she put on some music, 80's rock, and I grabbed a quick shower.
Laid down and she started a massage. Not too bad of a job and went overboard on my feet, oiling them up and rubbing them on her tits. She did some believable fake moaning, before I pulled her up for some DATY.
She was clean, no odor, pH was good (when it makes your tongue tingle her pH balance is off indicating something isn't right in cooterville). Ended up hearing a lot of "asi, asi, ooo asi" before the squirting began. Fortunately, I have experience with squirters, so she just soaked my chin and chest. Took a few minutes and then worked her back up to another squirt..[/QUOTE]After reading your long awaited report, and it's a doozy I might add, I started laughing because a friend of mine has an obsession for squirters, and sent this photo of one that he has over to his place a few days ago. He apparently does all kinds of weird stuff with her, like having her squirt into a glass.
As far as getting pissed on, well I've actually only experienced once, and I didn't enjoy it much, but sounds like your expert in this arena so I will leave it at that.
Glad to hear your off to great start of your vacation, albeit a wet one.