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[QUOTE=Puta Playa]How much Thai does the typical Pattayan monger need to speak in order to have a good experiences like this at reasonable prices?[/QUOTE]Absolutely zero. In fact better no Thai than bad Thai, though they're used to that too in Pattaya.
[QUOTE=Sonic Bam]Good advice from you - to yourself perhaps.[/QUOTE]
Did I break the rules by asking him if he is gay? Is that an insult, or what do you mean?
[QUOTE=Primo Bolan]Did I break the rules by asking him if he is gay? Is that an insult, or what do you mean?[/QUOTE]
So you are the self-appointed expert on Thai grammar and more interested in being a smart arse than politely pointing out the error.
In this wonderful, politically correct, metrosexual world of course your question was not insulting. Then again, not everybody wants to live in such a utopia and would find that harrassing, insulting and belittling.
Now where's that "ignore" button ....... Ah, there it is. Goodbye.
[QUOTE=Sonic Bam]...
Now where's that "ignore" button ....... Ah, there it is. Goodbye.[/QUOTE]Sonic Bam,
I always knew that you are gay ... real men do not need the "ignore" button :) .
Khop khun, kaah!
Giotto
-Sawadee ka, take me to Pattaya. Ill have to try that.
[QUOTE=Primo Bolan]-Sawadee ka, take me to Pattaya. Ill have to try that.[/QUOTE]Very funny! Ha ...... ha ........................ yawn!!!
Giotto
sorry for the non thai speaking attempt. Khap or whatever..
[QUOTE=Suntangh R]Hi Uncle 70!
You don't like Asians. Or what? Any affiliations to KKK or such organisations[/QUOTE]To all my Asian friends who have miss-interpreted my message, I would like to say that I'm sorry for not fully explaining myself, which I'm about to do now.
I LOVE Asian people and consider you guys to be very lucky, because you have the facilities for having fun so close to your homes. I lived in China for a few years and enjoyed the available services whenever I could. I really have nothing against you guys. Actually I envy you.
My idea was to somehow provide the same services around Europe, US, or Australia, where they are not available. I was considering the money needed for the flight to Asia, plus the accommodations and food. I think it's possible to provide higher level within a cruise ship, for the same money. Of course the calculation only works for "short" trips (maybe up to 7 days), as for longer stays the flight cost becomes negligible.
The reason I was asking only the "Non-Asian" guys is because it would make absolutely no sense for Asian guys to fly to Europe and take the cruise. This for sure would be a waste of money.
Sorry again if I accidentally hurt anyone,
UN LE70
[QUOTE=Un Le70]
The reason I was asking only the "Non-Asian" guys is because it would make absolutely no sense for Asian guys to fly to Europe and take the cruise. This for
UN LE70[/QUOTE]
That's exactly how I interpreted your message - it was not an ethnic exclusion (that makes no sense for a businessman like yourself), but more a geographical one.
the night was primed for success. my gunners were going to eek out a win against chelski and their degenerate captain, and i was going to score big time with a superb cutie from walking street. at least that was the plan.
the night started well enough...got to ws around 8pm, which is the earliest i have ever arrived. and truth be told, i think that's a tad too early. some bars were still closed, and the others were quite slow. first stop was baccara. i had been here the night before, enjoyed the large atmosphere, but didn't see any girls yesterday to my liking. i thought my luck might turn. sadly, the girls were quite ordinary. the atmosphere was still pretty good - large open bar, large comfortable seats lounge chairs at the bar's edge, which is a nice touch). i saw a couple of girls who were just about worth looking at, but certainly not bf worthy. i drank my draught, enjoying the lack of aggravation from pushy dancers or mama sans. but then one of the dancers started to scream. the would let out these periodic screeches which were supposed to indicate excitement (some doosh was tossing ping pong balls). but even later, when no doosh was to be found, the girl continued to let out the annoying screeches, thinking it drew positive attention to her. finally, that just was enough for me and i left.
next stop was airport. same story - ok girls, raunchy crowded atmosphere, but not to my liking. next was baby dolls - i haven't been in here for about a year, and i kinda liked it. the girls were a little to my taste - long legs, sexy woman-type, not the child-molester fodder in most of the other bars. but i had inclinations towards going back to roxy to try to get one of the three beauties that i had primed the night before. so i pulled the check from the can and as i did this, the waitress scurried over at the very same time that i caught sight of a magnificent set of legs in the mirror. i was temporarily confused by the sudden sensory overload as well as the mirror-effect, so i paid up and then set about trying to figure out what my eyes had found a moment ago.
so she was on the other side of the bar, on one of those raised solo-stages. holding a set of hanging chains and doing her little dance number. but what r
i was about ready got me was that there was a soft spot light aimed right at her legs, and no where else. so all i could see, literally, were her absolutely superb legs. long, toned, shapely and looking just juicy as hell. damned, they were good. the change then arrived, and i lingered a few moments, looking at her across the room. our eyes finally met, and she kept my engagement for perhaps 10 seconds, and then i broke away. i got up and walked towards her and the door, and as i approached, she gave me one of those one-eye-brow raises, like 'well stud? whatchoo got?' i paused, took note of her number, smiled at her, and ducked out through the curtain. must return here before i go back states side.
next was up the escalator to peppermint. i found no girls to my liking here, although i did see two big-breasted girls (d-cups, that's for you). one seemed chubby, but the other was big-boned but slim, with large tatas. but nothing else stood out, so i paid and bailed.
it was now 9:45pm, and i wanted to try to get laid before the arsenal game, so i needed to get cracking. so i made it over to roxy.
i walk in, and two of the three girls from yesterday were there. one of them recognizes me and giggles, wai. i smile, waive. the other girl, the one with the magnificant ass and legs, looked confused and asked her friend who i was. hmm, not a good sign.
drink arrives, i am seated right in front of where my two girls are dancing, and so we can't help but enjoy the somewhat awkward looksies.
then the girl who recognized me gets picked up by a japanese guy, and off she trots to change. ok, one down, one to go. i switch on the tractor beam look and direct it towards the superb ass and legs. at first, she is completely unaware of my presence. so i just take the opportunity to (i) make sure there is no one else to my liking in the bar (which there wasn't), and (ii) give her a thorough look-over.
so she has long dark hair (of course) and vbery light skin. her eyes are slightly deep-set, and very caring...intelligent too. her lips are full abnd perky, and her nose is, well, just a tad too large to be honest. it is a very prominent nose, raised up quite fully outof her head, and very un-thai to be honest. but i could live with this nose, considering everything else this girl had going for her. her breasts are covered, but that doesn't matter one bit. she has legs that are just to die for - shapely, perfectly proportioned, you know, the kind of legs you see on the skywalk in bangkok and wonder how thai women all have such great legs. and of course, the bum. oh my, the bum. what can i say, except holy cow. this is, in my opinion, the best ass in all of pattaya, perhaps of all the girls i have seen in both bangkok and pattaya. yes, it is that spectacular - great, round, fleshy, symmetrical, yadi yadi yada.
ok, so i am giving her the 'come hither' look, and she doesn't even see me. but i persevere. eventually she sees me looking, and then the flirting begins. she looks at me for a moment, then away to her left. then back at me, and then off to her right. she's just checking to see how consistent my gaze is - am i really interested? or was the eye-lock just a passing coincidence? she looks several times while she is doing her little dance on the stage. meanwhile, i am totaly engrossed in her physical features. i notice that she has cute, well-tended hands. she seems to have a flat chest, but i can't really tell because it is covered up. i notice that her knees, of all things, are turning me on like never before. i notice that her legs seems very, very shapely, although quite soft. hmm, i wonder what the fat-to-muscle ratio in those legs is...
suddenly she bolts. she moves off to her right, weaving through the line of dancers on the stage and exits stage left. she goes around the other side of the stage (not my side) to the bathroom, almost purposefully avoiding my gaze. but she walked with such purpose and without meeting anyone's eye gaze that i had a feeling i would have her in my lap pretty soon.
5 minutes passed, and i looked rather disinterestingly at the residue on the stage. and then finally she emerges from the back, and walks in my direction. she was walking past me, and not to me, so i shifted in my seat, which caught her attention, and i offered out my hand to help her up onto the raised seat. she smiled and took my hand. as i grasped her hand, i felt the skin softly caress my hand, and as i tightened my grip on her fingers and felt her tighten her grip on mine, i knew this girl was coming with me tonight.
she sat down, and we began the ritual.
her: what your name?
me: kumbu (not my real name, obviously). what's yours?
her: om.
me: om?
her: om.
me: om. om. om.
her: yes, om.
me: was that om (rising intonation) or om (falling intonation)?
her: om (rising intonation).
me: om (rising intonation)?
her: yes, om (rising intonation).
me: ah.
<awkward silence>
me: where are you from om (high intonation)...i mean, om (rising intonation)?
om: umm...me no speak engis. solly, one mo time?
me: oh crap, this is going to need extra work. where...are...you...from?
om: oh, udon thanii
me: ah, udon thanii.
om: you know?!
me: er - no.
anyway, the english situation was exceptionally bad. she could barely understand a word i said, and i couldn't get much out of her in terms of information. ordinarily, that would be a total deal breaker, but damn, as i spoke with her, my hand kept brushing against her thigh, and shit it was fine. i am not the typical groper, by the way. i don't go in there and grab every tit and ass i can. instead, i play it cool, and try to figure out whether we will click using other more subtle methods. so the thigh-brush was as much contact as i got at the beginning, and it was driving me nuts.
so we struggled to talk for 10 minutes, no mama san trying to sell her off as soon as possible. i bought her a drink, which she did not ask for but appreciated greatly. i then bought her another drink, as i tried to figure out whether it would be a crash-and-burn if i took her home, or whether it would work out. i was leaning toward the latter. while the communication barrier was immense, we still had some pretty good chemistry. i was able to crack a couple of jokes which did not require english, and she laughed in the most delightful manner. she grabbed my bicep, squeezed a little, then almost surprised, she squeezed a lot more. not sure if this is a practised routine to make all guys feel like they are surprisingly muscular, but it worked on me.
i began to touch her knees a little, then her mid-thigh, then her calves (not sure how i pulled that off, but it was groovy). eventually a friend of hers approaches and tries to settle the deal. i tell her that i will decide on a bf with the girl directly, but thanks for trying to facilitate.
eventually i ask her if she wants to go with me, and she smiles and says 'sure.' ok, sure means yes, right? right.
so she scampers off to some mild teasing from the girls on stage, and returns 5 minutes later wearing a frilly white dress which made her look like a beautiful country maiden. white? really?
so she takes my hand and we walk out into the crazy circus of walking street. as we walked back to the hotel, i discovered a couple of things, first, she was far smaller than i thought. she stood maybe 5'1" or so, which is a lot slighter than i expected or am used to. but she is so well proportioned, i failed to even notice her height in the bar. oh well, i'll have to see if the suv fits in her garage. the second thing was that she was extremely attuned to me. that is, as we walked, she kept touching me, switching hands, using the other hand to rub the outside of my hand, or the crook of my elbow. it made me think that this was her way of mating with me - you know, from animal planet, when the female begins the ritual of coupling by grooming, touching, rubbing, etc. well, it began on the cobbles on walking street. third, as we had to occasionally walk one behind the other to avoid being crushed by a speeding motocy, i looked down at her legs and just marveled. they are really, really phenomenal legs, my friends. she could easily be a professional leg model - perfectly shaped calves with milky smooth skin, toned and perfectly proportioned. i am totally a leg-man, and so i was just dripping wet with anticipation all the way back to the hotel. fourth, i noticed that it was around 10:45, so my gunners had not even started to rip into chelsea yet. the plans i had for this cute little bum was so extensive that it seems i would miss the game. oh well, i am sure they can cope without me.
she was hungry a little, but rather than demanding a meal, she said we should just drop by a 7-11, which we did and she grabbed some sausage and condiments, a pack of milk (?) and off we went - easy as pie. that's nice.
we got into the hotel and tried to chat over her meal. the chatting had gotten easier, but it was still a struggle. but eventually she showers, and then me, and then the fun began.
the fun consisted of some general vague pecking around the face, along with some gingerly petting and caressing. she was quite stand-off-ish, not in an angry way, but more in a starfish way. it seemd like she was just uncomfortable with the whole situation. ok kumbu, time for you to work your magic. so the pecking went slowly, and i chatted with her in pseudo-thai as best i could. the use of a few words of thai really made her feel more confortable, and soon she started to babble in thai, to which i mindlessly agreed and nodded, for fear of breaking her slowly elevating mood.
cutting a long story short, all of this warming-up culminated in her climbing ontop of me and giving me a deep, warm, embracing, open kiss. it was somewhat unexpected, but this signaled that i had managed to pry open this delicate little petal and the nectar was inside waiting for me to plunder. so plunder i did.
her breasts are indeed small, but i suckled them for a good 10 minutes. my hands found their way down her legs all the way to her ankles, and i just caressed her body, up and down, and back again. i ravaged her with my mouth and hands, dick safely kept under the towel around my waist. i was trying to warm her up, or rather, wet her up, before i unsheath my sword. she began to respond, writhing a little, breath gasping ever so slightly. as she moved her body from left to right, i took that opportunity to slip my hand beneath her and get my first, most grateful grab of that ass. ooooooh, it did not disappoint one bit. it was soft yet firm; full and extremely pleasing. i could not help but to let out a deep, appreciative moan as my hands sunk into that delactable flesh.
anyway, we kept at the body kissing. i never offered daty, nor did she offer it. the reason is because around 10 minutes into the heavy petting, she jumped up and said she had to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url]. i heard her peeing in the bathoroom (she seemed to have a bladder the size of a horse and a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] stream to match - damn), and that just put the kaibash on the daty for the evening. but i enjoyed everything else about our time together.
eventually the body kissing led to my hand fingering her pussy, which was remarkably wet. that made me feel pretty good about myself - that i had gotten this remarkably beautiful woman all hot and aroused. it doesn't always happen, and so when it does, it is satisfying. we kissed as i fingered her, and she seemed to enjoy that combo a great deal.
so now it came time to see if the geometry was ok. her small body frame worried me a little. little kumbu is just a tad large for these small asian girls, hence i prefer the larger bodied girls. but i was going to give it a shot anyway. as i slipped the condom on, she says something in thai which could only have been something to the effect of 'how the fuck do you walk around all day with that thing between your legs?"
anyway, she spread her legs, and i gently inserted. surprisingly, it went right in - she was not tight at all. for a 25 year old, she was remarkably loose down there. hmm. i actually prefer that, since it allows me to fuck as long as i want, so giddy up.
we went at it for a really long time. a really long time - i was drenched in sweat by the time i finished, and i think she came two or three times. it was ridiculous. i think this nightly-sex-for-three-weeks-in-a-row thing is what helps me with the staying power. anyway, it was good; it was satisfying, and it will be repeated again in the near future.
so we showered seperately, and then into bed and she fell asleep with her head in the crook of my arm.
in the morning, i had to high tail it outta there to get back to bkk for work, so no time for morning sex (although she did offer). kissed her good bye and she kept saying that next time i come back i have to visit her at roxy. yes, i think the 2000baht she got has something to do with that.
so in sum, i think the most beautiful ass in pattaya is well worth a shag, although it is a lot of work given her english problems. but i definitely intend to return, since i think a repeat visit will be far easier. and that ass ain't gonna lose any of its luster over the next few days either.
when she left in the morning, the first thing i did was to log on and check the score for the game the previous night. behold the end of our title aspirations. and then the depression began.
[QUOTE=Kumbu]The night was primed for success. My Gunners were going to eek out a win against Chelski and their degenerate captain, and I was going to score big time with a superb cutie from Walking Street. At least that was the plan.[/quote]I like the style of your prose. Enjoyed reading it!
[QUOTE=Un Le70]To all my Asian friends who have miss-interpreted my message, I would like to say that I'm sorry for not fully explaining myself, which I'm about to do now.
I LOVE Asian people and consider you guys to be very lucky, because you have the facilities for having fun so close to your homes. I lived in China for a few years and enjoyed the available services whenever I could. I really have nothing against you guys. Actually I envy you.
My idea was to somehow provide the same services around Europe, US, or Australia, where they are not available. I was considering the money needed for the flight to Asia, plus the accommodations and food. I think it's possible to provide higher level within a cruise ship, for the same money. Of course the calculation only works for "short" trips (maybe up to 7 days), as for longer stays the flight cost becomes negligible.
The reason I was asking only the "Non-Asian" guys is because it would make absolutely no sense for Asian guys to fly to Europe and take the cruise. This for sure would be a waste of money.
Sorry again if I accidentally hurt anyone,
UN LE70[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the clarification and I didn't mean to open a can of worms for you in my own response. But here is some food for thought.
Asian aren't exclusively in China or Asia... there are tons of Asians living in the continents you mentioned in your response and I think you would be very surprise if you started this venture how many might sign up. On the surface a fuck boat cruise sounds very nice since when it comes to the little head doing the thinking the objective and results are the same. We don't think any different than white folks, certainly I don't.
LBM, put me back on the list....
I like your reports.
PB
I visited the three Sabai Soapy massage places at Second Road near the Big see in North Pattaya. The lineups at Sabailand and Sabai Room I wasn't very impressed with. Not bad looking but too old and looking a bit too 'professional'. Then I went to Sabai Dee, which is the biggest one and the furthest one north opposite the mall.
At Sabai Dee they have a second seating area for I guess the higher-end girls. I don't know if they're called 'sideliners' or not, but the regular window has girls for 1, 800, while in this second seating area they're 2, 000. There were only around half a dozen girls there, but a couple of them were young and cute enough to be tempting.
The girl I chose was I think she said 22, and slim and cute, but with not so good teeth. She was friendly, and flexible and open about my unusual preferences. I like to be a bit submissive or humiliated a bit by the girl. She seemed to be happy when I explained a bit and let her know that I wouldn't be expecting intercourse.
She didn't allow any blow job or DATY, but she allowed me to kiss and suck her feet, and wasn't shocked when I asked her to do a few kinky things. She even seemed to enjoy it. I guess its a bit different than the run of the mill, but I always wonder how many guys are into that type of thing. For all I know, maybe she's seen it all before.
She stood over me and rubbed her feet all over my face, let me suck her toes, and sat on my neck as I lay on my back, to kind of cut off my air. While she sat there giggling at me, she reached back and used her long nails on my nipples, while I masturbated. She also slapped me a few times at my request but she didn't seem to like that. After I came she cleaned me up and I gave her a 300 baht tip. (by the way at this soapy you pay the 2, 000 baht fee before going upstairs with the girl).
Anyway I think that guys who are into what I'm into might find it at these soapies. I wonder if any other guys have recommendations of places to find this kind of girl in Pattaya. I don't want the mistress type, I just want to be treated like a slave by a very cute fresh looking girl, preferably 18-23 or so.
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[QUOTE=Lordberners]I visited the three Sabai Soapy massage places at Second Road near the Big see in North Pattaya. The lineups at Sabailand and Sabai Room I wasn't very impressed with. Not bad looking but too old and looking a bit too 'professional'. Then I went to Sabai Dee, which is the biggest one and the furthest one north opposite the mall.
At Sabai Dee they have a second seating area for I guess the higher-end girls. I don't know if they're called 'sideliners' or not, but the regular window has girls for 1, 800, while in this second seating area they're 2, 000. There were only around half a dozen girls there, but a couple of them were young and cute enough to be tempting.
The girl I chose was I think she said 22, and slim and cute, but with not so good teeth. She was friendly, and flexible and open about my unusual preferences. I like to be a bit submissive or humiliated a bit by the girl. She seemed to be happy when I explained a bit and let her know that I wouldn't be expecting intercourse.
She didn't allow any blow job or DATY, but she allowed me to kiss and suck her feet, and wasn't shocked when I asked her to do a few kinky things. She even seemed to enjoy it. I guess its a bit different than the run of the mill, but I always wonder how many guys are into that type of thing. For all I know, maybe she's seen it all before.
She stood over me and rubbed her feet all over my face, let me suck her toes, and sat on my neck as I lay on my back, to kind of cut off my air. While she sat there giggling at me, she reached back and used her long nails on my nipples, while I masturbated. She also slapped me a few times at my request but she didn't seem to like that. After I came she cleaned me up and I gave her a 300 baht tip. (by the way at this soapy you pay the 2, 000 baht fee before going upstairs with the girl).
Anyway I think that guys who are into what I'm into might find it at these soapies. I wonder if any other guys have recommendations of places to find this kind of girl in Pattaya. I don't want the mistress type, I just want to be treated like a slave by a very cute fresh looking girl, preferably 18-23 or so.
[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size][/QUOTE]Try the castle you get what you ask for, give them a signal, or whatever you guys do when it gets dangerous, its on 3rd road, next to darling bar, that girl wouldn't blow you? Should have told her to fuck off and threaten to tell the boss, she would have changed her tune.