Lisbon

[QUOTE=ExExpatriate;2699223]IMO, the sites that both advertise and provide reviews shouldn't be trusted on the latter. Many or most are fake. Also, such sites are not 100% photo verified.[/QUOTE]That makes sense because Monica Melo has a good review on eurogirlsescort. But I found a bad review here.

[QUOTE=CBuilder;2699278]That makes sense because Monica Melo has a good review on eurogirlsescort. But I found a bad review here.[/QUOTE]A sure sign that a site is running fake reviews is when they are all of the exact same length. Also, you can usually tell they're fake if they are written in the same style, although this is hard for a non-native speaker to spot. Really I think that this board (for Lisbon) is probably the best resource. I'm planning a one month trip mid-June and I've already got a list of 10 must-see girls, thanks to this board. I'll probably give reports on all of them, just to "give back." I really appreciate this board and wish I'd discovered it prior to my trip to Lisbon earlier this year.

[QUOTE=CBuilder;2699278]That makes sense because Monica Melo has a good review on eurogirlsescort. But I found a bad review here.[/QUOTE]OMG, Monica is awful. Her reviews on the local board also show a slide. Once upon a time, she was good. But she's been a bottom feeder for quite a while now.

This is where I must disagree with Mongerer. Maybe EP doesn't bother with fake reviews. I don't think they do. But some of their girls absolutely do.

[QUOTE=CBuilder;2699278]That makes sense because Monica Melo has a good review on eurogirlsescort. But I found a bad review here.[/QUOTE]In post 4134 I list the EP ladies who have a preponderance of good reviews over bad.

It is not in any particular order, other than listing the relatively younger ladies first, since the guy I put the list together for seemed to want younger ladies.

However, the first one on the list Carlota d'Almeida is not technically young, she just still looks young. She has always been EP's highest ranked lady, but she is not consistently available since she tours Dubai as a freelancer sometimes. She has years of excellent reviews. I think that post 4134 is a good resource, but don't necessarily go in the order listed.

There is positive correlation between the good and bad reviews on Eurogirlescort and this site and the the local Portugal review forum.

Monica Melo is the exception, but please read her review on Eurogirlescort more closely.

"Sometimes the time just flies and these two hours passed incredibly fast. Monica was very responsive and clear over the WhatsApp and the arrangements went very smoothly, with her doing the extra effort to meet my requests that I expressed before the meeting. From the moment she entered my hotel room it felt as meeting up with an exlover. Lots of ease, laughter, a sense of trust and companionship, and just joy of being together. She looks like on the photos, her skin smells beautifully and she was definitely very attentive, giving the impression that she really loves her work and enjoys seeking ways for both to enjoy time together. It all felt like really meeting a whole woman. Her English is absolutely good enough to have decent conversations something important to me and not so often the case in Portugal."

"Meeting up with an exlover. " What the serious fuck. No guy has ever used that term favorably. No John has ever used that term in a review. Her skin smells beautifully? The only part of a lady most guys ever smell is the area slightly north of her clitoris and labia.

Yes, it is a fake review. Fortunately, you have ExExpatriate to warn you off from her.

For some reason EP has a big heart when it comes to her. The local review board indicates that she once worked as an independent and did car dates.

Most of the EP ladies are college students and / or young single moms with good jobs who do some escorting on the side.

Personally, I think the favorable review of Mia Tavares on Eurogirlescort seems real. It is short and appreciative and written the way a John writes. If you see her, please let us know how she is.

It's not like all reviews on that eurogirls site or massage republic are fake, but some obviously are. Maybe most are.

Just think about this from the lady's perspective. On an advertising site, their review sits right there with their ad. It is part of the ad. Forums are more reliable, but things can get lost on them. They are a bigger investment of time, both to keep your notices fresh and to gain credibility. Moreover, bad workers actually need fake reviews on the regular, to counter the real, negative reviews that will inevitably appear from the angry, misled customers.

A note about how EP advertises, based upon what their girls tell me. The agency has a website and automatically posts to certain other advertising sites, like Apartadox. Past that, the girl in question promotes themselves. So, whenever you see an EP girl featured somewhere, that is her paying for that. New photoshoot? Her doing too. If you see an obviously fake review for, say, Monica Melo or Vera Guerra, it was them. Whatever EP does, it does across the board.

There is just a lot of work in integrating the Eurogirlescort and Massage Republic reviews into the overall process. There was just a review in the Dubai forum of a lady who interests me, and her positive review here on ISG correlates nicely with the three reviews on M. Are. But with Massage Republic, not only are there many fake reviews, but you need to Google the phone number to be sure that number doesn't appear for multiple women in multiple cities.

In general, EP and its ladies actually hate the review system, Monica Melo the ex-lover notwithstanding. So I just don't see them doing fake reviews, even at the individual lady level. Sara Valente got an interesting favorable review on Eurogirlescort that says a repeat customer loves her and how she is willing to try new things each time. I asked her once about some of her negative reviews that go along with her many great reviews on the local board and she seemed rather irritated and said some of them are fake (presumably the negative ones). In fairness, one of the negative reviews says she has an Azores accent. She is a very white Portuguese girl, and while she spoke fluent English to me, I didn't pick up an African accent. So he either saw someone else, or it is a fake review.

Some of Sara's negative reviews (and as I said she has mostly positive ones) say she has a witchy face. As I posted before, I think this picture is a very good representation of her.

[URL]https://www.yahoo.com/news/tried-8-mcdonalds-breakfast-sandwiches-130800780.html[/URL]

I am more focused on body, attitude and performance than anything else. She is friendly, fun, loves sex and seems to really cum, is adventurous, has big natural breasts on a thin frame, and does the best BBBJTCIM of any girl I have been with. And I found her face to be cute enough.

But it is difficult to reconcile my good opinions, and of her many 8, 9 and 10 out of 10 reviews with the few other 4 and 5 out of ten reviews. We just all have different tastes, I guess.

Incidentally, EP just updated its site and now charges more for anal sex for the girls offering it.

[URL]https://escortprivada.com/escort/sara-valente/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escort/sara-valente/3116/?list=3b61lo[/URL]

Hostility to reviews is certainly not unique to Portuguese girls. For a while, the large American review site dedicated to higher-end escorts was inaccessible to Americans. I asked a girl during the session what she thought about that. She said she was happy about it since she was tired of reading about the color of her butthole in reviews (I thought it looked fine). I was rather startled since I had found her through that site via her great reviews and she used it partially for screening. It seemed to me that she would appreciate the site. I guess the takeaway in writing reviews to not make the girl mad is:

Don't say you didn't find her face pretty.

Don't say you thought she was fat, and.

Don't say her anus isn't perfectly pink.

Maybe now I finally understand women.

The other valid criticism of the review process is that it tends to favor the older ladies. The longer a lady works, the more she gets reviewed. That is why I was excited to see the one new favorable review of Mia Tavares on the Eurogirlescorts site. We all hope it is valid because her pictures are smoking hot. Another new EP lady with fantastic pictures but no reviews at all is.

Margarida Vaz. Hopefully she gets a review soon.

[URL]https://escortprivada.com/escort/margarida-vaz/[/URL]

But the other reason we all use the review system is to simply avoid getting ripped off. One of the funniest reviews here on ISG from like eight years ago was of Mia Santos, who actually took a call on her cell phone and booked another session while the guy was pumping her in doggie style. Her reviews on Eurogirlescort has three negative reviews that she is an awful escort and a scammer. So we know not to see her.

[URL]https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escort/mia-santos/86282/?list=zi4ps[/URL]

[QUOTE=ExExpatriate;2699475]It's not like all reviews on that eurogirls site or massage republic are fake, but some obviously are. Maybe most are.

Just think about this from the lady's perspective. On an advertising site, their review sits right there with their ad. It is part of the ad. Forums are more reliable, but things can get lost on them. They are a bigger investment of time, both to keep your notices fresh and to gain credibility. Moreover, bad workers actually need fake reviews on the regular, to counter the real, negative reviews that will inevitably appear from the angry, misled customers.

A note about how EP advertises, based upon what their girls tell me. The agency has a website and automatically posts to certain other advertising sites, like Apartadox. Past that, the girl in question promotes themselves. So, whenever you see an EP girl featured somewhere, that is her paying for that. New photoshoot? Her doing too. If you see an obviously fake review for, say, Monica Melo or Vera Guerra, it was them. Whatever EP does, it does across the board.[/QUOTE]

I concur with Mongerer on general points there. I was focusing on fake reviews before, but a separate problem are real reviewers who are jerks. On the local board, for example, a large chunk of regular participants are just plain cheap and think the ladies should have frozen prices back in 2010. Others are very hard or impossible to please, and think that is the world's problem. Etc. Etc etc.

The thing being, where does one run into what problem?. Jerks are found on forums. Fakes are found on advertising sites. More or less.

Whenever I have time -- meaning a misstep won't ruin the whole visit because I won't have the chance to make up for it. -- I make a point of trying it on with a lady it looks like I might fancy, but is unreviewed and know nothing about.

BTW, Mongerer -- the Azores are in the mid-Atlantic and the overwhelming majority of the residents are European Portuguese. A lot wind up immigrating to NJ or Boston for work. So, saying Sara sounds Azorean is basically like saying she sounds like she is from Minho -- it would be like an American complaining about a strong Missouri accent. He wasn't calling her African, just so you know.

[QUOTE=Merrona;2698025]Hello everyone,

Does anyone knows whether there are reports of the following girls?

[URL]https://www.portalprivado.com/en/best-escorts-portugal/escort-lisbon/escorts-lisbon.php?acompanhante=1237[/URL]

[URL]https://www.portalprivado.com/en/best-escorts-portugal/escort-lisbon/escorts-lisbon.php?acompanhante=1205[/URL][/QUOTE]Well, we have an answer on the first one you asked about, Carolina Morais.

Unfortunately it is bad news.

An experienced reviewer took one for the team and it was awful. He has given 9 out of 10 reviews to the other ladies he saw.

Fortunately, the other lady you asked about is still getting excellent reviews.

Here is the translated review of Carolina Morais, she of the stunningly great photos (which almost unfortunately he said are accurate).

"General Information.

Name: Carolina Morais.

Nationality: Brazilian.

Age: 21.

Place of Service: Luciano Cordeiro near the old White Elephant.

Price: €100 30 min. 200€ 1 h.

Hours: 10 h to 00 h.

Services.

Vaginal: With condom (obviously), normal.

Anal: No.

Oral: No condom (At cost).

Kiss: No.

Minute: Yes.

Massage: No.

CIM: No.

CIF: No.

GFE: No.

Physical Appearance.

Height: 1.72 m.

Hair: Smooth dyed blonde.

Skin: Same as pictures.

Brown eyes.

Weight: 60.

Face: 9.5/10.

Gorgeous but then the rest spoils everything.

Tits: 8/10.

Artificial, beautiful, but firm.

Butt: 7/10.

Legs: 7/10.

Feet: Normal.

Tattoos: several as in the photos.

Similarity to the Photos: 9/10 from the waist up.

Very reliable photos.

Attitude, Hygiene and Presentation.

Attitude: 1/10 Bad.

Attitude.

Attendance: 3/10.

Presentation: 6/10 She.

Was wearing make-up, but in normal clothes.

Punctuality: 1/10.

Delayed by more than half an hour.

Time Control: 5/10 Left well ahead of time, but scored in order to be in control.

Hygiene: 5/10.

Space.

Building: Small motel on Luciano Cordeiro.

Room: Typical hotel room. Good looking.

Performance.

Kisses: 0/10.

Vaginal: 5/10.

Normal, something wide already.

Oral: 2/10.

Bad, bad, bad.

Massage: 0/10.

No.

Unfortunately my first breakthrough is also my worst TD and worst experience in bitching.

In short, markup done.

Focus on the oral issue having to be natural to which she replied that it would be so as long as it was clean and hairless.

Appointment, and as I live close by 10 minutes before I call and nothing, I call again and nothing, I had already thought I was going take a bath and unfortunately there she calls me to apologize but that she had gotten lost in the appointments.

Unfortunately because the summary I make of this TD was almost the same thing as picking up the notes and having it caught fire.

When I arrive at the place I recognize the same, it is a very pleasant space that the GPS who are in Trombinhas use to go with customers, I had already been there a couple of times.

As soon as I arrive, she comes to me from the hallway and I thought to myself, this promises; the girl is beautiful and very good looking. And so the positive ends, as soon as he opens his mouth, the voice that I didn't like much on the phone sounds even worse, I didn't realize if it was from the day that it was all spoiled or if her voice was just like that.

We went into the room, he asked how long he was going to stay and he started right away with the story that normally he was taking longer now and that he worked in a house (it must be the trombinhas) and that normally it was this and that and that he had to pay beforehand because with her it was like that.

Meanwhile talk, talk, talk and I'm thinking you're here wasting time but it's ok for me to see how far the girl's impudence went and it went quite far, I must have thought I needed a psychologist, meanwhile there you start to undress and I was already halfway there too, here comes the first disappointment the ass is quite flaccid and in need of gym, in the photos you can't see it but in the video if you look at the second 9 you can get an idea and by chance I had noticed that detail but It's a little more flaccid than I even expected.

She starts to stroke the body that looked like she wanted to tickle me, I direct her attention to the smallest one and she doesn't, after a while she asks if everything is ok, she should have been waiting for him to get his dick just looking at him. She says that that way you can't put the condom on and I tell her of course not that she has to put it on and that I said I sucked without and I start to show a bad face; after that, she starts to suckle badly and sometimes she didn't even feel anything from such a bad nipple, there I put my hands on her breasts and says that she can't, because they are sensitive because of the operation, in fact it is noticed that they must be recent and they are beautiful but too hard. That was all I could feel in the brief contact I had with them.

I ask if I can suck her in that case and she says yes with an air of freight, there I am a good bit back from the oratory arts and she is almost without reaction and clearly holding back any reaction, the situation of being hairless for her is not worth that my beard was 3 days old and as it hadn't been washed it had that sweaty smell, so I wasn't there long.

Then I ask to come upstairs and it was the best part, it was set up with a slow pace, but it was the eye fuck scene, the view from there was very good, the Hardware from the waist up is top, too bad the software is installed, I think it will be the mercenary 3.0.

Then I asked to eat her from behind and I gave a few stronger thrusts after a while and she started to say that it couldn't be that rough, here I was already in "quesafuck" mode, then we rotated to the PMM and I've never fucked a doll inflatable but it should be more or less this; I ended up thinking exactly this.

In short, eye fuck, very bad posture, zero professionalism.

I won't be able to find it again anytime soon.

It went very wrong with me, but it may be that other confreres do better for him."

Thanks for the information. Yes, it is bewildering why some guys spend so much money on a voluntary activity and never seem pleased.

[QUOTE=ExExpatriate;2699810]I concur with Mongerer on general points there. I was focusing on fake reviews before, but a separate problem are real reviewers who are jerks. On the local board, for example, a large chunk of regular participants are just plain cheap and think the ladies should have frozen prices back in 2010. Others are very hard or impossible to please, and think that is the world's problem. Etc. Etc etc.

The thing being, where does one run into what problem?. Jerks are found on forums. Fakes are found on advertising sites. More or less.

Whenever I have time -- meaning a misstep won't ruin the whole visit because I won't have the chance to make up for it. -- I make a point of trying it on with a lady it looks like I might fancy, but is unreviewed and know nothing about.

BTW, Mongerer -- the Azores are in the mid-Atlantic and the overwhelming majority of the residents are European Portuguese. A lot wind up immigrating to NJ or Boston for work. So, saying Sara sounds Azorean is basically like saying she sounds like she is from Minho -- it would be like an American complaining about a strong Missouri accent. He wasn't calling her African, just so you know.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kephren0;2699327]A sure sign that a site is running fake reviews is when they are all of the exact same length. Also, you can usually tell they're fake if they are written in the same style, although this is hard for a non-native speaker to spot. Really I think that this board (for Lisbon) is probably the best resource. I'm planning a one month trip mid-June and I've already got a list of 10 must-see girls, thanks to this board. I'll probably give reports on all of them, just to "give back." I really appreciate this board and wish I'd discovered it prior to my trip to Lisbon earlier this year.[/QUOTE]One good thing about looking at different review sites is that it gives some assurance of accuracy.

Joana Montenegro has now received very favorable reviews on eurogirlescorts, the big American review site dedicated to high-end escorts, and on the local Portuguese review site. And one of her best Eurogirlsescort reviews was written in French. That would be a lot of effort to fake, and in fact impossible since the reviewer on the local Portugal site has done multiple reviews. So there is benefit to looking through all the various sites.

[URL]https://escortprivada.com/escort/joana-montenegro/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escort/joana-montenegro/158766/?list=5e22yo[/URL]

Here is the translated version of her 10 out of 10 review on the local review board, which confirms CIM and puts her age at 25 to 27 as of now.

"Another trip to Lisbon and another big PHODA with a girl from the EP!

I had been walking around for some time with Joana's photos in mind and that's when I decided to take the risk, since I didn't find any reports of meetings with this companion. I had communicated the day before via WhatsApp and since then Joana seemed approachable and friendly, judging by the way she wrote to me.

Arrived at the appointed time, insisted on receiving only at the end. It's round face. She asked to go take a shower and for me to accompany her. In that piece of conversation, she immediately created a good atmosphere and made sure I understood that she knows that the amount she asks for is high, but that she likes to repay her according to the value.

It's time to take off your clothes and enjoy that fantastic body: you have the right weight, good body, high qb and ass and big tits, just the way I like it. Kisses on the way to the toilet. She washed me and I washed her, I made sure to be thorough.

After drying, already in the room, a few more kisses followed, as time went by and she started the oral. Very good and with all the technique, in such a way that I don't even need to detail. He asked if he wanted to cover up and move on to sex, but said he preferred to continue oral, maybe with a 69. He agreed without hesitation and with a naughty smile and got on top of me. He rubbed himself all over my face as he made me one of the best brooches I've ever received, to the point where I started to question who was eating who.

However, I was already in risk containment when I asked to put on the condom, which he insisted on putting on with his lips and without breaking eye contact.

She started at the top, in a good cowgirl. First she does all the work, then she holds the position and I do my best underneath. Wheel for reverse cowgirl, what a sight that fantastic ass bouncing around with my dick stuck there.

Then I addressed the topic of anal (advertised in the ad). She explained that she probably wouldn't make it with my size, but that she would be happy to at least try. I ended up giving up, because it was being visibly painful. She said maybe next time she'll take a plug to "set the stage" before the Excalibur arrives. I understand and I don't take it wrong.

So, back to that tight and appetizing vagina, now on all fours. And it was resting on that phenomenal fart until I couldn't take it anymore.

At the end, already on the verge of the explosion, I asked her to make the final effort to suck, so that she could end up on her face. And so it went, in great abundance, half still in her mouth, half in her face, with her jerking off with one hand and covering her eyes with the other.

I look at the clock and 56 minutes have passed. Good timing. I was able to lie down for a few minutes to give some kisses to recover and for one more shower, before each one went to his life.

It was a very well spent hour with company that lived up to expectations. As I wrote in a previous review, there's nothing like sex with delivery associated with some comedy and a good atmosphere, to elevate the experience to what I consider to be the best that an escort can provide. And for that I give Joana a 10/10!

Treat me well, because Joana is a sweetheart and deserves all the affection.

To be repeated!

Pussy_hound69 out!

Technical data.

Nom de guerre: Joana Montenegro (EP).

Nationality: Portuguese.

Age: Says 21, must be around 25.

Height: Tall qb.

Weight: Perfect.

Color: Chocolate with milk (so, but so sexy).

Hair: Black.

Eyes: I don't remember.

Face: Beautiful.

Body: Perfect (as in the pictures).

Chest: Big and natural.

Tail: Big and very nice.

Belly: Perfect.

Tattoos: I don't remember (but I don't think so), but I had a tongue piercing.

Oral: natural: 10/10.

Vaginal: 10/10.

Ambience: 10/10.

Anal: Yes (we tried, but it didn't work).

Kiss: Yes, very well.

Hygiene: Impeccable.

Location: Hotel.

Price: 150€/ h.

Time control: We fuck without looking to watch.

Payment: In the end".

[QUOTE=ExExpatriate;2699810] the Azores are in the mid-Atlantic and the overwhelming majority of the residents are European Portuguese. A lot wind up immigrating to NJ or Boston for work. So, saying Sara sounds Azorean is basically like saying she sounds like she is from Minho -- it would be like an American complaining about a strong Missouri accent. He wasn't calling her African, just so you know.[/QUOTE]Exactly. And even the so called "Azorean accent" is mostly from the São Miguel island. And it can surely be quite hard to understand.

[QUOTE=KamaLeo;2700411]Exactly. And even the so called "Azorean accent" is mostly from the So Miguel island. And it can surely be quite hard to understand.[/QUOTE]Well, Sara's English is fluent and she speaks it like a middle-upper class dialect-neutral person from the USA Midwest (excluding Missouri), so unless those Islanders learn to speak English better than Portuguese, my money is still on it being a fake review like she said some of them are.

Saw Bianca recently. EP girl.

Easy WhatsApp communication, her English is really good. Showed up on time and with no drama. Very pretty and her body was fantastic. I'm not a fan of bolt-ons but hers looked good. Also, not a fan of the excessive lip plumping. But still very pretty and best of all very friendly. You probably need to take more control than I did because if you don't lead not much will happen.

Good BJ, very tight for sex as it seemed to not want to go in. Excellent conversation after.

I do recommend.

Hey guys,

I'm only in Lisbon for a couple more days, and I don't have much time to do a research. So, would anyone be able to give a few recommendations for incalls not too far from Alfama / downtown area? I noticed that EscortPrivada is one of the more popular sites, but from what I understand they only offer outcalls. If anyone could just give a few incall recommendations for a guaranteed good time, would really appreciate it!

Go back to post 4140. With two exceptions, every one of those independents has incall. The two exceptions are the former EP ladies. But you still have lots to choose from and they are among the highest regarded independents in Lisbon.

[QUOTE=CasualHobbyist;2700597]Hey guys,

I'm only in Lisbon for a couple more days, and I don't have much time to do a research. So, would anyone be able to give a few recommendations for incalls not too far from Alfama / downtown area? I noticed that EscortPrivada is one of the more popular sites, but from what I understand they only offer outcalls. If anyone could just give a few incall recommendations for a guaranteed good time, would really appreciate it![/QUOTE]