Phuket Reports

I stayed at Blue Ocean Resort in June and had no problem with guests. Their policy is 300B joiner fee but the lady told me to claim 2 guests on the register to avoid the fee.

Not a 4 star hotel but a nice, clean place for 800B-1000B in low season.
http://www.blueoceanresort-phuket.com

Gwailo

Divine Baal, You wrote:

"But you can always book a double room and say that your missus will arrive later. Then the hotel has no case if you get a GF to your room. Just say she is the one you waited for."

Not the case I am afraid to say, when you register they will want the name of your "missus", if the girl you try to take to the room is asked for ID they will be able to see the name is different. The only way around this problem is to choose a girl friendly hotel, I am afraid I don't know any in Phuket, only Bangkok.

Applecoc,

The monsoon just messes up the visability. It's reasonably safe to snorkel all year. Most dive boats will take you out if they're going someplace "snorkel friendly". Not much good shore diving. Kata and Kata Noi have some interesting rock formations but nothing like a coral reef.

FD

Stayed at Thara Patong (www.tharapatong.com)on my last trip there. No problem with the girls. Talk to Somporng ( the "LB" manager) first and make sure he knows it's double occupancy. Book the room next to the pool. It's awesome. You just walk out of the back patio of the room and into the pool. It's a little more expensive ( I paid 2,900 bahts for 3 nights and gets the 4th night free) than the regular rooms but it's worth it. Walk right out to Beach Rd and about a nice 10 minute walk to soi Bangla. Nice place will go back again.

I am headed (pun intended?) to Phuket October 1 for a few days. If any of you forum members are going to be in the area, let me know if you'd like to meet up. This will be my first ever visit to Thailand. I have not scanned through all the past reports on Phuket, but if anyone has a favorite night spot or two, I'd be much obliged.

My goal each night will be to find one girl (and maybe two) who will like me enough and feel safe enough to go back to the hotel with me. I'm staying at a hotel that most likely is on the high end, but thanks to my points, it won't cost me anything. However, most reports seem to suggest that hotels can be sticks in the mud when it comes to having a girl come over (let alone TWO girls). I'm going to have to make sure when I check in that the hotel staff understands and accepts the fact that I am going to be spending some time with my girlfriend. (I don't think they'll be paying such close attention that they'll notice it's a DIFFERENT girlfriend every night! But I could be wrong.)

Later, dudes.

MrVee,

You’re going to have great time in Phuket. Since you already have done some research you probably know that Patong Beach is the center of the P4P action in Phuket. In particular Bangla Road and the many soi's (Soi Eric, Soi Easy, Soi Gonzo, Soi Sea Dragon, etc) that run off of it. However, my favorite is the Tai Pan Disco near the intersection of Bangla Road and Rat-U-Thit. Try it round about midnight. It can get loud in there but there are plenty of freelancers and a great atmosphere as well. Also, try the Tiger Disco (upstairs) on Bangla Road. I've had good luck in there as well.

And if the rainy season is over by early October you'll have an even better time. You might also consider renting a motorbike and taking a trip around the island and its many beaches. Find some honey to act as your “guide”. If you do, take care, there are many accidents involving motorbikes. Thai’s and many farangs have their own ideas about driving. You might also want to take a day trip to one of the nearby islands (i.e. James Bond Island). Good luck. I’ll be going back there in November.

MrVee,
You have a lot to learn about Thailand my friend. First of all you will have no problem finding a girl to take back to your hotel, the hard part will be deciding which one. I was in Phuket for 4 days this June and had no trouble finding a real cutie for 1000 baht LT (long time---all night).
With regard to the hotel allowing guests, I have never known a hotel to stop you taking a girl to your room but most will charge you what they call a joiner fee----maybe 500 baht, this is a scam but there is not much you can do about it. It is no good telling the reception that she is your girlfriend because you would have to register her details when you book in, they have heard it all before, it is unlikely you will be able to smuggle the girl in as most hotels have 24 hour security.
The busiest area in Phuket is probably Bangla Road, Patong, watch out for the ladyboys though !!

Patong seems to be going down hill. The whole place has become a tourist trap. It's hard to find locally priced services (food, laundry, shopping, etc). Even at night nothing gets cracking at the bars until 9pm or 10pm. The girls don't seems real happy about doing anything other than making you drink. Drinking is cool but man can not live by drinks alone. I'm here for the nookie. The place is dressed up nice but it's not as fun as it use to be.

The prices in Bangkok have gotten out of hand. Damn tourist inflated the prices now BK is all fucked up. Some places selling 125 baht beers. Hell even paid 95 baht for a fucking coke. Bar fines and asking fees are ridiculous. It's sad. Pattaya is the last safe haven unless someone knows some other good spots in the country.

There is a BJ bar in Patong????
And what about Go-Go bar??
I know very well Samui and Pattaya but i was only 1 time in Pukhet (3 days) 7 years ago.

There is no BJ bar in Patong that I know of. If anyone knows of one I'd be glad to learn where.

There are go-go bars but the only one I checked out was Rock Hard. The only girl in there that interested me wanted 2000B ST or 3000B LT on top of a 600B BF. I passed and found a lovely lady from Udon Thani walking down Bangla Rd and she was happy with 1500B LT.

Gwailo

Dear fellow mongers,

I am usually a player in Beijing and Singapore, but for the first time will be heading down to Phuket - no pun intended.

Anyway, I am looking for a really good high end spa massage place as I need to unwind from a very busy month. Can anyone recommend a good place?

Also, is there any action to be found in these high end spa resorts? Behind closed doors, can I get any services?

Thanks so much for your helpful advise in advance. Should any of you pass by my neck of the woods, let me know and I can return the favor.

Best regards,
GENTS

I am planning a trip to LOS, part of the time will be spent in Phuket. Any feedback on the following hotels will help.

Harrys Beach Hotel
Casa Summer Breeze
Patong Villa

Guest problems?
Joiner fees?
Management?

Thanks!

Harry's is close to everything, It may not be girl friendly, but after 11 pm the back door by the restaurant is the only way in. I have never been confornted(including the next morning) or charged for a guest and I have never seen a staff member after that time. I have stayed there 3 times.

The hot water is hard to find, and the decor will remind you of Sponge Bob or the Flintstones but for the price and location cannot be beat.

Come back from Patong from 10 days and missing it already.
Spent a lot ot time with Apple again.
She is cut and she is complete.
The picture attached is from a previous trip, I didn't brought my camera this time but she is still look good.
She is always in Crocodile and later in Tiger Disco.

Missing her littler and tight pussy.

This board section seam to be quite dead.
What's happen guys anybody like Phuker anymore???

Let's post again and share info...

Mongering regards to all the monk....

WS

Hi,

Like a few on here i'm looking for girl friendly hotels in patong

The Sea Sun Sand was mentioned earlier on 150 baht joining fee that doesn't sound too bad.

I've found it online for £25 a ngiht, so i'm interested.

One question what is the best way to get from the airport, how much are hte local taxi's the hotel has an offer of 700 baht.