Day 5: A little less conversation
Weeks in Pattaya can become one-dimensional, a daily diet of bars and girls and not much else. I felt I needed something more to stimulate my brain so after breakfast Macca and I went to the Sanctuary of Truth, a very impressive temple a short distance north of Pattaya Beach. We walked there from Terminal 21 and it took about 25 minutes. Admission was steep at 500 baht as it included a compulsory guided tour but it was an interesting place to visit.
We walked back via Naklua Beach which is much nicer than Pattaya Beach. I ate a tasty spicy grilled beef dish at a beachside restaurant and washed it down with a Chalawan pale ale, brewed in Phuket. It was very nice indeed, as was the scenery. This beach seems popular with Russian couples and and we saw a few stunners in skimpy bikinis. At the south end of Naklua Beach there are some nice coves and interesting rock formations.
My feet were screaming submission by the time I reached my hotel, blistered mercilessly by the new flip-flops I was wearing. No time to feel sorry for myself though, after a couple of hours recuperation it was time for another bar-crawl.
At 8. 30 pm I met Macca at Annie Jacks, his favourite bar. There was an exceptionally pretty girl wearing a red dress right next to the entrance and several others who were definitely worthy of a lady-drink. There's very little pressure on drinks which is why the bar seems popular with expats.
We then went to Las Vegas Agogo, to see if the girl I met two years ago working at Terminal 21 was there. She wasn't but I bought a drink for an extremely pretty girl. 'She's the most beautiful girl I see in Thailand so far' declared Macca. She spoke good English so the conversation went beyond the usual smalltalk. I asked her what job she did before she started working at the bar and she told me she was a taxi driver for five years! You don't see taxi drivers like her in England!
She told me the bar-fine is a very steep 1500 but comes down to 1200 after midnight. She quoted 3000 short-time, which I'm sure could be haggled down. A girl quoted me the same in Sugar Sugar last year and immediately accepted 2000.
There was an old couple sat on the next table easily in their 70's, presumably a husband and wife. It was an odd sight seeing them holding hands watching the topless girls on stage. Next to them was a man in an Elvis wig, which gave me opportunity to tell a few Elvis jokes to Macca as he ate an omelette at a small stall at the entrance to Tree Town. The 'all shook up' one went down particularly well.
I spotted a pretty girl I bought a ladydrink for a year ago in Area 52 but she was with a Korean customer. I pointed out a slender dark-skinned girl to Macca who I've noticed keeps looking over to me. 'She's pretty' I said. 'Nah you've had a nightmare there' he replied brutally. Life would be boring if we all had the same taste.
It was 11 pm and Macca wanted to find a relaxed bar to watch a football match, which was my cue to go solo and find a girl. I'm finding on this trip I often reach a point late in the night when I'm not interested in the time and effort (and expense) of trying to find a girl in a bar, I just want to find the quickest route in to a girl's knickers as possible. I walked up soi Honey but the only girl that caught my eye was a big-boobed cutie I fucked on my last trip, who has probably been rode more times since than the motorbike taxis on Beach Road.
So inevitably I ended on soi 6. It was as busy as I've ever seen it, lots of girls lining the front of every bar and a river of men streaming down the centre of the road. I love this place. The only thing I'd change is banning the nuisance cars that cruise down the road, usually just some tourists having a perv. Get out of the car and walk like the rest of us you lazy fuckers!
I saw plenty of nice girls on my first recce, my favourite of whom was a pretty little thing outside Kim Jong Un's favourite bar Love Missile. However, I was on a mission tonight. Earlier I'd been chatting with Macca and I said it would be amazing to step back in time and visit Pattaya when all the girls were just naturally pretty and dark-skinned with no tattoos. That was what I was looking for tonight, a beautiful untainted Isaan girl.
I saw a prime candidate outside one of bars. Again sadly I have to keep the name of the bar to myself because ElMexicant will try to post a photo of the girl. She was very skinny with dark skin and long frizzy hair down to her bum. She was a cheeky monkey with a mischievous grin too so I couldn't resist taking her inside for a drink. After a nice chat I asked her how much and she said 400 for the room and 1000 for her. Deal. She was wearing tight white shorts and I followed her peachy bum up the stairs to an excellent room with a mirror next to the bed, always a bonus.
She was a great kisser, soft and sensual and her pussy was so tight I had to be careful not to shoot my load too soon. At first I was very gentle with her but soon we were fucking hard. It looked great in the mirror, especially pounding in to her doggy-style, or when she was riding me. It was some of the best sex of the trip so far.
After we showered and got changed, I paid her and we walked down the stairs and re-entered the bar. There were several Thai policemen chatting with members of staff. It all seemed quite jovial, perhaps they were checking IDs.
I got a songthaew along Beach Road and then limped like an old man along soi Diana and soi Lengkee back to my hotel.
I'm really enjoying this trip so far. Pattaya is buzzing again and there are far more nice girls.
Tomorrow I'm going on an all day bar-crawl on soi 6 with Macca.
Please advise how do you arrange day time dates?
I prefer to have sex during the day and start early LOL. This allows me to stagger the sessions by few hours which is what I need for recharging the battery. However, in Pattaya, I have run into almost total failure while trying to arrange day time dates. All FLs on BR told me they work till 2 PM so need to sleep. Only 2-3 agreed, only one actually showed up. Others dozed off again after responding to my text around 11 AM.
Starting the day around 7-8 pm puts me in awkward position, I am not in mood for another session for next 4 hours and there are hardly any beauties worth the trouble on BR.
How do you guys score day dates?
Day 6: An afternoon on soi 6
Today we planned a bar crawl on soi 6, so I optimistically put three condoms in to my pocket before setting off. Feeling lazy I jumped on the back of a motorbike taxi to take me there which meant I was early for my 4 pm meet with Macca.
We slowly walked down the road and opted to start at Wrath. There were 20 girls and the standard was excellent with three or four definite candidates, my favourite of which, a tall tanned girl with a lovely face, was commandeered by a Japanese gent. The girls wore police uniforms but I've never seen police in shorts that small back in England.
Next I was coaxed in to Offshore Bar by a distinctive girl with curly hair and jewel decorations around her eyes. We got good seats at the front, not just giving us an excellent view of the girls at the front of the bar, all wearing tight pink tops and black miniskirts, but girls in adjacent bars too. I bought a drink for a lovely girl with fair hair. I was interested in her so enquired about prices. She didn't understand so called over an older girl.
"400 for room, girl price up to girl" she said.
It never ceases to amaze me how some people claim there is one set price for girls on soi 6. There are easily over a thousand girls working each night, of varying shapes, sizes and ages, ranging from chubby 40 year olds to slender cuties who could be dancing around a chrome pole at one of the top gogo bars. The large majority of girls will still ask for 1000 but the younger, prettier ones will ask 1500 and the occasional standout may try for 2000. If they ask 1500 or 2000, offer 500 less and in my experience they'll accept.
The girl I was interested in became distracted in buying jewellery from a vendor walking past, so I decided to abort and we headed to another bar. Macca chose because he saw a guy from Memphis he wanted to talk to about music, in doing so becoming the first man in soi 6 history to select a bar based on its clientele. While Macca chatted in Brent-like fashion to his new black friend, I surveyed the talent. There was a pretty girl with a lily in her hair. A lot of these bars are quite similar really, 20 girls with about two or three contenders.
Then I spotted an incredibly cute, fresh-faced girl previously hidden from vision on the opposite side of the bar. I waited until she looked in my direction and waved her over. She was tiny. Her English was minimal but she made an effort, using a translation app on her phone several times. I couldn't resist, she was 20 years old and had the face of an angel. She quoted 2000 but accepted my 1500 counter-offer.
She took her high heels off at the bottom of the stairs, piling them on a rack with dozens of other shoes, and led me up to a stiflingly hot room. She was tiny in bare feet, less than 5 foot. The sex was great. She was an enthusiastic kisser and smiled almost the whole time. After an inexperienced blowjob we fucked in multiple positions, culminating in her riding me, sat bolt upright, cute smile on her face, as I squeezed her tiny tits. God I love Pattaya. We lay next to each other afterwards and she was in no rush to get back to the bar. At one point I thought she had fallen asleep.
I walked down soi 6 and saw Macca in Playpen, which had a collection of slightly older girls. Again we sat at the front and watched a river of men walking past. The place was heaving. A middle-aged Korean man was vlogging, holding a stick with three phones attached to it and pointing it in to girls faces in front of each bar. In the past this would have resulted in the girls hiding their face but instead they posed for him. I bought some meat skewers from a vendor opposite. The old lady said they were chicken but I have my doubts.
After a drink in Poison, we went to another bar nearby. I remember this bar as I fucked a lovely big-boobed girl here a few trips ago. There was a collection of nice girls wearing tight yellow tops but as I was admiring them, pondering to offer one of them a lady-drink, a fight broke out between two of the older girls. It was a proper catfight with blows traded and culminated with the girls rolling on the pavement, having to be separated by the other girls and three security men. Later we found out that one of the girls had discovered some of her money went missing and accused the other one.
A girl with curly hair attached herself to me and kept rubbing my dick, which with stunning predictability fell for her underhand tactics and rose to attention. She quoted 1500 but accepted 1000. I picked her because her feisty nature suggested she'd be a tiger in the bedroom and I wasn't disappointed. She deepthroated me, fixing me with eye contact, then when we were fucking in mish she said "you wan fuck me, I wan fuck you too" pulling my hips hard in to her. It was an energetic session.
In the bar I told her I'd pay her 1000 "plus tip if you make me smile", so I did my usual joke and put 5 baht in to her outstretched hand. After receiving the customary playful punch to the gut, I gave her an additional couple of hundred baht notes.
It was her turn to play a joke on me as we walked down the stairs, telling me she was 15. "Why you not believe?" she said innocently but when she saw the nervous expression on my face she burst out laughing. Macca was still in the bar downstairs and grumbled that I'd been up in the room for an hour, which I can't believe was the case. But maybe it was, it's easy to lose track of time.
It was 10 pm when we went to Repent. Macca still hadn't taken a girl but was interested in one of the Hello, girls on the street, a classical Thai beauty. I made several comments suggesting he should buy her a drink but he said my interfering was annoying him and making him not want to take her. I couldn't understand his logic but backed off. Another customer bought her a drink shortly afterwards and she looked even more beautiful as she breezed past.
Another girl with a playful sense of humour tempted Macca in Wrath, the bar we'd started our bar-crawl on over six hours earlier. There was an arrogant man wearing a sombrero on the next table, loudly telling his friend how he was the king of soi 6. So imagine my amusement when he began talking numbers with a girl.
'I pay you 1000' the Mexican said. The pretty girl nearly snorted up her sangsom and coke in derision.
'2000' she said.
'Okay chica, I pay you 1300, final offer' he said, leaning back hands clasped behind his head, maraca bulging in his pocket.
'2000' she repeated.
'Okay, okay, you got me. 1500, let's go he said, a sense of rising panic on his face.
She shook her head.
'Okay 2000!' he snapped before following her up to the room for a session of the most perfunctory sex imaginable.
On the one hand it's amusing seeing guys like this get schooled by a 20 year old fresh from the province, but on the other hand it's people like our Mexican amigo here who drive up the prices for the rest of us.
After finishing my drink I suddenly realised I'd barely eaten today, so went to get a burger at McDonald's on Beach Road. The arrangement was for Macca to meet up with me after he'd squared his bill and we'd then go to Walking Street where he planned to meet his favourite girl and long-time friend in Classroom. However it didn't work out that way. Macca didn't meet me at McDonald's and I couldn't find him anywhere. I suspect he either hastily went with a girl on soi 6 or went to see his favourite girl at Classroom on his own.
I was tempted to find a girl but I felt tired and a bit drunk too, so decided to head back to my hotel. On a spur of the moment though, I rang the buzzer on the songthaew and jumped at the foot of soi 7. I thought it might be useful to see what it's like, in case I fancied visiting on another night, but the girls were too old for my liking.
However that changed when I walked in to Myth beer-bar complex. At one of the bars near 2nd Road I locked eyes on a girl I recognised. Her eyes widened and she sprinted out of the bar and hugged me so hard she nearly knocked me off my feet. It was a girl I barfined two years ago, when the place was sleepy after covid and bars closed at 11 pm. On that trip pretty girls were much harder to find but I saw a diamond in the rough at Joy Bar, and we spent the night together. Her mamasan had told me I was her first ever bar-fine and to take care of her. She had been extremely shy and barely spoke a word of English but two years later has blossomed and speaks conversational English. I promised her I'd return tomorrow night, it was great to see her again.
Where do you think he met her?
The question of the title is slightly rhetorical because there's no way you can know, so I'm asking for educated guesses.
People talk on here about the attractive of the girls in Pattaya and truthfully there's very few actual 10/10's. However, one day a few months ago I was sitting in Starbucks on Beach Rd and there was a young white guy looked like in his late-20's and I overheard him talking to I'm assuming his friend on the phone saying "I got another one coming right now. ".
Two minutes later, a gorgeous girl walks in. I mean a true 10. She couldn't have been older than 22. Way better than the girls you see working Soi 6 or any bars. She sits at his table for a 1 minute chat and then they walk off.
What are your guesses as to where he found these gems?
Strange and odd at the same time
Is not just me or is it sorta really weird, when Owen gets her panties in a wad, if a bar girl gets her picture posted (taken from the bar's own public web page) on forums. Especially, when the person in question is going around Pattaya trying to film clubs, bars, girls, and customers for YouTube content. Then claims someone overpays when a higher end GoGo bar girls get 1000-1500 for ST. I swear again those COVID vaccines have done a number on quite a few people's brains that they become senseless.
