Merrylin Hotel Sauna: Now Open with Fist Class Facilities and WET LAND!
Merrylin Hotel Sauna: Now Open with Fist Class Facilities and WET LAND!
It's finally reopened. Merrylin Hotel Sauna in Pudong across from the Intercontinental Hotel is back in action.
Frankly, it's first-class all the way. Facilities as good as you will find as they are similar to Riverview and Heting.
A vast new WETLAND (or Water Mill in local lingo) area is well conceived and looks great. Similar in layout to the (now closed) Golden 18 in Puxi, these WET ROOMS are just the right size. They have the WET AREA with Elevated Table, Split Bottom Chair for Leather Cheerio cleaning and maintenance, and Wall Shower for a tag team soap fest.
DRY SIDE has a big square bed, massive ceiling mirrors, (no Red Rope Bar) in-room water cooler for Fire and Ice BBBJ, automated temperature controls, and brand new carpet.
I've been checking on this place for months. It made no sense what was causing the delay. But it went on forever. On several occasions I verified the extent of the renovation by going to the forth floor on the hotel and walking down the stairs. In short, the entire third floor was gutted and rebuilt from scratch. This place has no resemblance to its old "Yea Baby" Austin Powers feel. Perhaps the only thing that is in the same place is the hot tub, which is in fact in the same physical location. But it has been completely overhauled.
Best way to describe the newly renovated place is this: It's on-par with Heting. Definitely, it's that nice. The reception area is marbled and recessed from the elevator. Locker room is to the right and is classy. Shower area is totally new, has private stalls, and great shower equipment. The changing area is further back form the shower area and is rather large.
From here you move further back on the third floor (relative to the past layout which was semi-circle) to another counter.
At this point I noticed something that caught my eye (other that the smoking hot rawhide queen at the counter) : A large STAIRCASE to the left of the counter obviously ascending to the FORTH FLOOR. What the Fuck? I pivot left and start for the staircase, but the new Hammer Commander guides me right. To the FISHBOWL!
A NEW ONE! No more painting to slowly raise, but instead a very wide and modern FISHBOWL with platform and one-way glass.
Line up had about 10 girls that were all new. The uniforms caught my eye: Fishnet Tops! By the way, at this stage of the game I had no idea of a WET LAND set up. All I knew was that there was a new staircase left, and now, a whole bunch of girls in Fishnet Tops. To be sure, at that moment it occurred to me that I had only seen Fishnet in a line up in one other place, and it was a WETLAND. So, I had a hunch, and focused on TITS gouging up against the Fishnet.
There were 5 of the girls I would have done anytime. The others I disn't really examine that closely because NOW I WAS FOCUSING ON TITS AND FISHNET. In the hope that the Motherfuckin' Merrylin had been restored as a WETLAND.
First girl in the linkup form Hunan (sorry, got to hold onto this number) was spectacular. Perfect TITS in full view through the fishnet! Really, these were specimens and if a WETLAND was in fact at hand, then this had to be it. But, four other girls were rocking the house with tits and one had the slutty librarian thing going on. I must have spent three or four minutes trying to decide.
In the end, first girl in the line up won the day. And what a fuckin' choice. She was a rare find that can only be compared to girls form 3 or 4 years ago. Perfect 34C tits, very cute face, absolutely perfect model-quality skin and teen, world class bubble-butt to kill for, and all that packed into a 100 pound package.
We ascended the stairs and to my surprise there was a hallway from here to next-year. ON THE FOURTH FLOOR. How clever! On the BACK SIDE of the fourth floor. Why? Because if you take the lobby elevator to the fourth floor, you will find the banquet room area. It has a long hallway with banquet rooms to either side, terminating an a large banquet room that holds about 100 people. But to the rear of the banquet room corridor to the rear side of the hotel's forth floor, is the newest high-end WETLAND in town.
Since I described the WET AREA above, I won't go through that again.
As for service, hey, the girls are new. Don't expect Porn Stars just yet.
As for my girl, it was her first week on the job. The room we used was brand new and had not even been used before.
She said "I'm new at this, so you'll have to help me out a little". Fucking Yea! Call me Mr. Helper! I will fucking assist you lay out the plastic sheet on the table! I will guide you through the process should you falter! And I don't mind that not seeing any Nuru Gel. Get the FUCKING SOAP! It will be just fine! (Don't even know if Nuru is available. I was interested in the COMMITTEE OF 36C TITS in the FISHNET.)
Pretty good slip and slide for a newbie with AMAZING TITS with ELEVATED the enjoyment.
We did a great shower down, move to dry area, off the charts session, great attitude, and lots of energy to boot.
Seems like the session was about 70 minutes, but I lost track of time.
Total damage was 880 RMB and a boatload of fun.
In summary, what a fuckin project. It must have cost millions to renovate the place. But it was worth it, as this place is just as nice as Heting, Bodi, or Riverview plus it has the marked advantage of LOCATION.
As with all newly opened venues, service will take time to improve. My experience was great because I hit it off with the girl and that makes up for skill deficiency. (Wish they were all deficient that way.)
I would say that if the place starts to get overrun with foreign mongers, then they might either charge a Tool Premium or find a way to cut down on the flow. Given their location, it's easy to imagine them being closed for "Renovation" on a regular basis if things get to out of hand with the massive hoards of foreigners parading to the area.
Only time will tell.
And one more thing: If you've got a Tool the size of a can of spray paint (I don't) , and your favourite movie is "A Man Called Horse" then get you some of those oversized Jimmy Hats and take them with you and ask for plenty of lube. In this way you won't scare the newbies to death, as many of them have a fear factor of foreign tools. I talked to my girl about this and she said that many of the girls had never done a laowai. So, might as well go slow, break them in, and not drive the fear factor through the roof.
Now, go forth and help develop the talent and break in this new place!
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