Dubai Reports

Due to various visitors over the last few weeks I've not managed to get out to the usual spots of late so have visited a couple of reliable AMP's in the Wasl Road area for some light relief. I have family across at the moment so popped out for a quicky yesterday while they enjoyed the wonders of Souk Madhinat. I was surprised when I went in that I didn't recognise any of the girls, there are normally a couple of familiar faces. The papa-san told me he had just had a new shipment in from China (I know them so they don't give me the crap about being Thai or anything like that). The major problem with this is that almost none of them spoke any English.

AMP's have never been known for having a lot of A-listers as many of you know but there were certainly a couple of very acceptable girls in the looks department. I choose a tall slim girl in a nice red dress, not the prettiest but a nice smile and seemed up for it. Off we went to the room, I was warned before that she didn't speak an English but I could live with that, I have a couple of basic Chinese phrases that could get us going. It was actually quite funny back in the room, the girl was very obviously from somewhere way back up in the woods. When she took of her dress she had a nice pair of pink panties on, the trouble was they stopped just below her boobs, kind of indistrial girdle size for a skinny PRC. This was obviously her idea of sexy, it was my idea of turn-off. Noen-the-less I have to give her good marks for effort, off she went on a BBBJ, a bit mechanical maybe but not a bad effort finishing (with a good bit of help from me) with CIM and no complaints. Afterwards I got her to get some baby oil and give me a hand job, she had obviously never done this before and I have to say had a unique technique, intersting but in the end had the desired result.

I do remember 11B writing in a report a coupleof months ago about how being nice to the newbies can pay off further down the line. This girl was a newbie not just in temrs of only arriving in DXB but I suspect also in what western mongers look for and expect. As I say, I would give her good marks for effort and she does have potential and was willing to learn so, hopefully if I go back in a couple of months she'll remember me and show me her recently learnt skills:.)

I'm not sure if she is typical of the new girls there, hopefully some of the others will at least be more experienced but always interesting to open the packet and get something different each time.

Keep it Cocked,

Zing

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I have to agree, however there I met Miss Y who has been one of my longest term favorites... go figure

Some of the girls are of the heavy armour division, others are OK, but the male clientele is sometimes spooky. From time to time you meet some russians (if you are interested I can lend you the encyclopedia of Russian criminal tattoo).

GIven that my best experience was the first one, on Christmas Eve, so maybe I will try my luck again this year :)

[QUOTE=Krypto Knight]I've been once and really hated the place. It had a local, clicky vibe to me.

I didn't like the music at all and I wasn't in the least bit impressed with the girls. Also the way the club is set up and lit everyone approaching a potential "date" is completely on display.

Combine all this with a 100AED entrance and I swore I would never go back...and I haven't.[/QUOTE]

I stopped by as there had been some interesting reports here of A-listers from Cyclone/Rattler making a home there. I didn't see anything that I would call A-list. Mostly PRC and Africans. Maybe 4 CIS. On the good side, it is very short walking distance from the Four Points downtown and the Philipino rock band was good (though not quite as much as the Seaview one).

[QUOTE=Unirii]I stopped by as there had been some interesting reports here of A-listers from Cyclone/Rattler making a home there. I didn't see anything that I would call A-list. Mostly PRC and Africans. Maybe 4 CIS. On the good side, it is very short walking distance from the Four Points downtown and the Philipino rock band was good (though not quite as much as the Seaview one).[/QUOTE]Thursday probably not the best night for A-listers as a lot of the ones I know normally have telephone bookings at the weekend (Thurs, Fri nights).

Tuesday this week was apparently OK between 11pm-12 according to my sources, though I would think it's never going to be as abundant in there as Cyclone, or even dear old Rattler.

If there's little action at least it's an easy walk to the rest of the Golden Triangle, especially at this time of year.

I went back again Friday around 0100 and found it MUCH emptier than Thurs and only a handful of working girls.

[QUOTE=Unirii]I stopped by as there had been some interesting reports here of A-listers from Cyclone/Rattler making a home there. I didn't see anything that I would call A-list. Mostly PRC and Africans. Maybe 4 CIS. On the good side, it is very short walking distance from the Four Points downtown and the Philipino rock band was good (though not quite as much as the Seaview one).[/QUOTE]

Someone posted awhile back that nothing interesting ever happens with their WG's so they don't have anything to share. Here's what I've had happen recently:

(1) I took a girl from KuBu for a short time back to her apartment. As usual, there was about 5-6 girls in a 2 bedroom apartment. The girls filed out of the room that we were to use and we got down to business. She was sweet but there wasn't any special connection. Anyway, we finished the deed and got dressed. As if they had been listening at the door (or maybe watching), the girls immediately filed back in and each one hugged me and kissed me on the cheek as they came in. It was if I had just fed their family for the next month. Then they brought tea and chocolates and insisted that I partake. Everyone was very pleased with me. Honestly I don't feel so welcome in my own mothers home. Just strange. So I was a little bored and tried to discreetly snap a few pics of the girl with my camera phone. I got busted of course and expected to get severely reproached. Nope, she just giggled and went to pose over by the wall. You get caught taking photos of a WG without permission and see what happens to you.

(2) A Transistrian (meeting one of those is strange enough in itself) from KuBu was back at the hotel and decided she didn't like my goatee and told me she was going to shave it. "Fine, whatever", I said. Then she grinned and said "with my teeth". Ok sure, blah blah, let's get down to fucking. So we're kissing and she's on my neck and her head jerks back and there's a sting on my chin. WTF? She's picks a hair out of her teeth and just smiles in an I told you so sort of way. Cute the first time, but she was serious about the endeveaor and I lost quite a few hairs before I could convince her to quit.

(3) Took a girl back to her place for a quick afternoon play. Open the door to the apartment and the first thing I see is a massive naked black dude coming out of one room and going to another. The girl looks at me and says "room busy now, we wait". I like my tawdriness a little less tawdry and I'm thinking about backing out when the doorbell rings and a young Indian guy comes in trailed by one of my girl's friends from the bar. They walk in to what looks to be the damn laundry room. My girl sees I'm getting impatient and starts yelling towards the room the black guy went in to, "Oxana, hurry up, Oxana!". No response (duh) so she bangs on the wall. I'm mortified, christ, the guy is trying to fuck, leave them alone. Meanwhile there's some commotion from the laundry room and naked midget (or damn close) girl comes running out to me, demanding to know how much $35 is in Dirham. I say multiply by 3.6 but she just looks at me blankly. I figure it out and tell her about 130 Dirham. Then the Indian comes running out, saying "but they use 3.5 rate in the bars, don't they? don't they? that's five dollars difference!". Yet another couple bursts in the front door and leans against the wall to wait for a free slot. While I'm trying to convey that I really don't fucking care about his five dollars, my girl is at it again yelling "Oxana, Oxana, hurry up!". Too much drama for me. I gave the girl 50 AED for her time and left. It's a shame, she looked great and came at a bargain price but what a dysfunctional apartment!

[QUOTE=Unirii]...No response (duh) so she bangs on the wall. I'm mortified, christ, the guy is trying to fuck, leave them alone.[/quote]Why I always take the home field option, the pounding on the wall the equivalent of her saying "you come quick", as if THOSE ever work...

[QUOTE=Unirii]Meanwhile there's some commotion from the laundry room and naked midget (or damn close) girl comes running out to me, demanding to know how much $35 is in Dirham. I say multiply by 3.6 but she just looks at me blankly. I figure it out and tell her about 130 Dirham. Then the Indian comes running out, saying "but they use 3.5 rate in the bars, don't they? don't they? that's five dollars difference!".[/QUOTE]LOL. Been a LONG time since I've heard THOSE prices... Sometimes what seemed a good idea at the time, isn't... The funny thing is, if you saw it in a movie, you WOULDN'T believe it...

Nice reports, and again, thanks for the hotel feedback. BIG difference between "copy" and "original" passport.

[QUOTE=Steamer33]Thursday probably not the best night for A-listers as a lot of the ones I know normally have telephone bookings at the weekend (Thurs, Fri nights). ...
If there's little action at least it's an easy walk to the rest of the Golden Triangle, especially at this time of year.[/QUOTE]Very true - this time of year is great; I enjoy it while I can. So nice last night I was thinking of just sitting at the 'Snake's outside bar. Only trouble with THAT plan was that there were a)no girls there [sometimes a few], and b)no girls sitting at the outside tables. Hmmmm, THAT should have told me something, but...

Flash back to late afternoon. Thinking of calling someone for the evening. Miss HSSH? Haven't seen her in awhile, not since last month when she postponed and I then cancelled her arrival. She is RESPONSIVE, but a bit of work, and I do care that she enjoys. Pass. Miss Stunner? She puts a LARGE dent in the budget (not saying she's not worth it, she is), but it's a long weekend, so... Pass. Matter settled when I fall asleep on the couch.

Wake up at 9. Trouble/good thing with being old - after Thursday night's romp with an old acquaintance, average looker (much preferred the old hairstyle to the new), but fun girl, I'm rather satiated. But as it is the weekend, I put clean sheets on the bed, thermostat turned up to 24C.

There's only going to be a few girls that will meet the high threshold tonight, so check the wallet, make sure I have the "appropriate" bills - A 500 just doesn't get you that much at the "better" bars, so make sure I have some 100's in there - DON'T expect her to make change. Rather than get there early, I decide to delay my arrival until primetime.

[b]Rattlesnake, Friday, 23:00 - 00:00[/b]
Immediately feel 'Snakebit - long gone are the days of easy parking. First Seaview, now the 'Snake - won't be long before there's no parking in all of dxb. All the cars should have been a warning.

2nd warning: no girls at the patio entrance, looking for some business without paying the entrance fees.

3rd warning: no girls at the outside tables.

4th warning: see several lookers walking out, [u]accompanied[/u]. You snooze, you loose.

Ignoring all, pay my 50 dhs, no drink, and walk inside. Too late to get my money back. The crowd quickly calls attention to the poor layout - impossible to see. Try the up and over via the pool tables, but the far side is blocked off - party. OK. THE girl I'm looking for, Smoker, not upstairs. Back into the scrum.

Canary is there, would not expect her to last long tonight. Ask her how's business; she replies "so-so", which translates as "bring the wallet or 2nd tier tonight". Twin towers are there, but this is dxb - they've been usurped by even taller twin towers. Both are older, but they would be a pair to climb and yodel. I don't even show up on their radar.

See Smoker, not much hope, but figure what the hell, I've already paid my 50 dhs. We've had "problems", she [u]before anything happened[/u] wanting to change LT to short; I asking her to leave, sans taxi fare. But business is business, so... I ask what my chances are - about the same as winning the Sheik Zayed Road ice skating race. "No LT tonight"; I note she doesn't bother to mention what price LT would take. OK, looking for the double header at this hour, and I don't plan on sticking around for the 2nd game.

Do see some "friends", one asking if I've replaced the departed Miss Fav. Unfortunately not. All in all, it's as [b]Steamer[/b] says - the highend quality thin in numbers. Get some smiles from the cookie-cutters, but none make it over my threshold tonight. I'm thinking do I want to try the Seaview [small, but there is the band, and maybe...], or the better chance York. I'm thinking York, Miss SG too much to hope for; still..., when...

Through the crowd, spot Miss Yakuza. I've seen her several times, though it always seems that when I do see her, I'm not going to pull; when I am going to pull, I don't see her. I have her number, and although promising to call, have never done so (hate negotiating over the phone). She is looking GOOD tonight. Eye contact, exchange smiles, and she FIGHTS her way across the flowing stream of people to my side. Things looking up.

Times awasting, so quickly get down to business, asking for a price quote. She replies with "how much you pay?", so we do THAT dance for awhile. She finally relents; "1000". Now, she's cute, but not THAT cute. I politely decline, but she does ask me to make a counter offer. It's cut to the chase; "700". She passes, but asks about "1-shot". Seems we have nothing to discuss here, so I change my radar from target to surveillance. She gets busy responding to some sms's...

I THINK I catch a glimpse of another ITS (itch to scratch), can't tell if she's headed out the door or into the toilet. Well, I can check ONE of those, so step outside. Nothing, and, again telling, NO girls sitting outside. Back inside for one last look... Miss Y steps up with a "Let's go". Perhaps the messages were not what she was hoping for. I don't want to grind it in, but do want to make sure there are no misunderstandings - 700, and not an early departure. OK with her, I'm happy, and off we go.

Have to say, in the light, she's better looking than I thought, though the rack was an engineering marvel, not exactly disappearing, but certainly shrinking... Number of incoming sms's, which are becoming irritating, "BROTHER sick back home"... Yea, OK, but they must be up EARLY, china time... Nice time, mutual enjoyment. I'm happy, until...

EARLY morning, 6am, another flurry of sms's, the beep-beep-beep of the incoming ones, her tack-tack-tack as she replies. Plus, her phone bright enough to be called a flashlight. 7am, she shortcircuits my irritation with the "I want go home NOW. MOTHER sick..." Damn, that is a FAMILY in distress.

I AM sympathetic and tell her she can use my computer to call home to check things out. Hmmm, "strangely" enough, that won't be necessary; she needs to go home NOW. Knowing that a morning wakeup is a forlorn hope, it's "OK, GO", my attitude being 'up and out'.

She's now concerned, asking me not to be angry. I'm not, and despite her concerns, I'm not going to shortchange her. The agreed 700 readily handed over (will only happen once), and petty as it is, it's principle: no taxi fare. She's offering to return later, but I've already moved on. She could very well have things to take care of, money to transfer back home, but a true pro takes care of business first, keeping the customer happy. I'm not.

All in all, one of those where the promise did not live up to the reality. No problem, now I know. The search for knowledge continues.

'Snake Mix: Lot of PRC's, number of africans, smattering of CIS. I'd think PRC and african hunters would be happy - some potential; CIS seekers would do better to look elsewhere.

The last couple of days for me was too busy and tiresome. So I decided to go out with my friends on Thursday to Dubai for a good relief and accordingly infromed our inhouse joint that we will be going there at night . During the course of my training I got a call from my inhouse joint in Dubai that there is a newly opened joint in Sharjah and If interested , I should check it out. It seemed like a good idea.As soon as the training got over, I went along with 2 of my office collegues\friends to check it out. It is a one bedroom apartment on the corniche road after bank street. Since this joint opened only a week ago there were only 3 girls . 2 from Jakarta and one Indian Keralite. The Keralite girl looked shy and had a cute face. I took her for ST , she seemed to be thin ,so not good as far as body is concerned, but she suprisingly gave me a good BJ. I hope later on there are more options as far as girls are concerned and more joints like these in Sharjah. It will save us, Sharjah mongers drinking and driving up and down from Sharjah to Dubai.

Another email from the infamous PRC

"how are you darling i wait to see you.when you come to here let me know. take care"

She really thinks I am going to be a repeat customer and waste my precious time in Dubai with her again. She was one of the worst fucks I have came across no scratch that, she was the worst. Random ridiculousness. Any one of you guys want to give her ride? please pm.

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Very true - this time of year is great; I enjoy it while I can. So nice last night I was thinking of just sitting at the 'Snake's outside bar. Only trouble with THAT plan was that there were a)no girls there [sometimes a few], and b)no girls sitting at the outside tables. Hmmmm, THAT should have told me something, but...[/QUOTE]It's too cold for the girls to sit outside at the moment for any length of time, especially if the wind is gusting. My GF went to Snake this week just to meet one of her clients for a pre-arranged telephone booking. He was slightly delayed and she tried to wait outside for him, but got so cold after 5 minutes she paid the entrance fee just so she could keep warm.

So no girls at the tables outside is not necessarily an indicator of what's inside on a chilly night.

[QUOTE=Unirii]I went back again Friday around 0100 and found it MUCH emptier than Thurs and only a handful of working girls....[/QUOTE]As I explained in my earlier posts, Thurs-Fri probably the worst nights for Majestic. Try Monday or, better, Tuesday and go a bit earlier, 10.30-11 or the best will have already been snapped up or moved on.

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Oh no, say it ain't so, not the Hyatt... That's across the river. But afraid you are right....[/QUOTE]Yes, but on a brighter note if anyone wants to venture across the creek I went to Hyatt Regency last night to collect my GF at about 1am. Certainly no traffic problems at that time and easy parking.

Lots of action in the club, big queue of WGs waiting to get in with quite a few A-listers, or close to it.

The other good news is that there was a decent handful of decent-looking WGs, mainly PRC, in Carpenters bar next door. And it's free to get in there. Whether they were there because they couldn't get in Premiere or couldn't be bothered to queue I don't know.

However, the girls will definitely demand much higher prices there, a la Cyclone of old. My GF got 400 US (not AED) for 1 hour. Obviously he was an out of towner, but that's why the girls are there - they're after the "suits" that are on a bit of a business jolly and can afford to throw their cash around.

However last night there was definitely more quantity and quality than Snake and they can't all be demanding and making those sort of bucks, can they?

Steamer33

Sorry, forgot some important details:

Premiere: Mainly CIS, rest PRC not African

Carpenters: Mainly PRC, couple of CIS, again no Africans.

Steamer 33

[QUOTE=Bpd81]She really thinks I am going to be a repeat customer and waste my precious time in Dubai with her again. She was one of the worst fucks I have came across no scratch that, she was the worst. [/QUOTE]So why did you give her your email address?? :)

[QUOTE=Bpd81]"how are you darling i wait to see you.when you come to here let me know. take care" [/QUOTE]I know she's going to be heartbroken since she's sending that e-mail ONLY to you. :)

Hi

I read sometime back that F was in Syria and would be back in Dubai soon. Any further news regarding her return to UAE would be welcome.

Faisal