Bangkok Reports

The looks of the SW's has gone way down hill (Nana lot and around SUK). They are not-so-pretty and constantly working you now. Lousy methodical BJ's, sudden squirms while doing the doggie to make you pop out, requests to drink and eat minibar stuff, req's for cabfare, or for grub from the SUK street vendors where if you don't ask up front you might get a bill like room service at the Landmark. This is because of all the goobers looking for that GFE that indulge this kind of behavior. These little weaslettes need to be kept constantly in check. I tossed one out when she called me "Dahling" before she had a chance to get in the shower. I tell them that using that word will get them fired on the sah-pot. I sense trouble when the eager beaver in the lot trys to delay things in the room. That was fun. I had to physically push several out if they did not get moving after 5 minutes, but still had money to go get a new recruit. In the lot the recent ejectee might call me Bah or ting-tong but I'd counter on how their Jeem, sah-mell like old som-tam-lao with my nose pinched. These people need to lose a lot of that "face" they talk about. It was a dice roll to get a good one but one has to get an immediate handle on the situation so no money is wasted. Another I ditched at the thing where you launch your little boat w/incense and candle on the river. She gave great knob and was my first in Asia to play with clit while getting dawged from behind but I could see she was going to be a Klingon. I just ducked and enjoyed watching her frantically search for me, the new arrival she was trying to latch onto. I found it better to get a # from a girl working a commercial venue to come to the hotel the next day and keep it business like. They were far more willing and able to please when they are in touch with their station in live. All this GFE nonsense is where these hoze get their attitude. I saw so many dudes far better looking, younger and "cut" than me with narly assed women. They'd look at me puzzled when I'd ask them "what's a lonely guy like me gottah do tah get a date in this town". I think maybe they have a sense of duty. In the small subdivisions in Thailand and the PI where my friends with their ugly wives live all have neighbors with the same affliction.

When I made the mistake of going a couple of weeks before xmas, about 8 years back when all the young british and eurostuds where there all that was left for me was the more crafty, older dragons (late 20's). The watermassage places still rocked. THEN, suddenly right about Xmas eve, the place cleared out until the 1st and the only other punters there were Arabs, Israelis (you can tell them apart by the facial hair) and subcontinentals. The odds get really good again between the 24th and the 1st because the younger lads must have gone home to their families. That was my take. The old dragon took me for a stroll down soi 8 to see my wandering eye and tried to get me to check into a small, family Chinese hotel away from the water. I couldn't get rid of her. She stalked me all the way to Bangkok. The hotels were still full of budget backpacker family tourists. This was before the Russians overran Pattaya.

[QUOTE=Artful]Hi

I arrive in Bangkok for the first time on Christmas Eve in the late afternoon. I'm sure Bangkok on Christmas Eve will be chaos (in a fun way), but what happens on Christmas Day? Are most things closed or is it business as usual?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BuleDaddy]The looks of the SW's has gone way down hill (Nana lot and around SUK). They are not-so-pretty and constantly working you now. Lousy methodical BJ's, sudden squirms while doing the doggie to make you pop out, requests to drink and eat minibar stuff, req's for cabfare, or for grub from the SUK street vendors where if you don't ask up front you might get a bill like room service at the Landmark. This is because of all the goobers looking for that GFE that indulge this kind of behavior. These little weaslettes need to be kept constantly in check. I tossed one out when she called me "Dahling" before she had a chance to get in the shower. I tell them that using that word will get them fired on the sah-pot. I sense trouble when the eager beaver in the lot trys to delay things in the room. That was fun. I had to physically push several out if they did not get moving after 5 minutes, but still had money to go get a new recruit. In the lot the recent ejectee might call me Bah or ting-tong but I'd counter on how their Jeem, sah-mell like old som-tam-lao with my nose pinched. These people need to lose a lot of that "face" they talk about. It was a dice roll to get a good one but one has to get an immediate handle on the situation so no money is wasted. Another I ditched at the thing where you launch your little boat w/incense and candle on the river. She gave great knob and was my first in Asia to play with clit while getting dawged from behind but I could see she was going to be a Klingon. I just ducked and enjoyed watching her frantically search for me, the new arrival she was trying to latch onto. I found it better to get a # from a girl working a commercial venue to come to the hotel the next day and keep it business like. They were far more willing and able to please when they are in touch with their station in live. All this GFE nonsense is where these hoze get their attitude. I saw so many dudes far better looking, younger and "cut" than me with narly assed women. They'd look at me puzzled when I'd ask them "what's a lonely guy like me gottah do tah get a date in this town". I think maybe they have a sense of duty. In the small subdivisions in Thailand and the PI where my friends with their ugly wives live all have neighbors with the same affliction.[/QUOTE]
Could anybody translate this. please.

[QUOTE=Duniawala]Could anybody translate this. please.[/QUOTE]

Plus I didn't use the proper queen's angrit. Oh bloody hell, I must be an unpolished bloke from New York. A London School of Economics grad would refer to me as being "rather tarty"...

Here's Duniawal's suggestions for a punter from a previous post:

For a first time visitor, please do dress well, use colognes and perfumes,
and act as a gentlemen. If you do become a frequent visitor, you will find that the good attitude will pay off in big returns.

I shower and shave quite a bit but I might wear the same clothes for days and I NEVER wear cologne. "Please DO dress well". (give me a break!) A proper washing of your bottom after you evacuate your bowels would no doubt be in order as well.

Be polite and courteous even if you don't like the TG who is pushing herself
in your face. If you like a certain girl, treat her well. A few extra bahts as tips will get you more mileage. I am not saying to overpay, but pay the going rate and tip only if you are happy.

Now all you punters DO Carry On and be a gentleman or I shall throw my steel hanky at you!!

[QUOTE=Duniawala]Could anybody translate this. please.[/QUOTE]

He's blaming the lack of quality he sees at Nana on guys that are not as controlling and tight with their money as he is.

With exceptions, usually your choices are - Hot Girl, GFE, Low Cost: Pick any two.

Cheers!

F2

Hot Girl, GFE, Low Cost: Pick any two

This is THE fundamental mongering equation.

[QUOTE=Fox Two] Hot Girl, GFE, Low Cost: Pick any two.
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I loved it! Good stuff.

[QUOTE=BuleDaddy]The looks of the SW's has gone way down hill (Nana lot and around SUK). They are not-so-pretty and constantly working you now. Lousy methodical BJ's, sudden squirms while doing the doggie to make you pop out, requests to drink and eat minibar stuff, req's for cabfare, or for grub from the SUK street vendors where if you don't ask up front you might get a bill like room service at the Landmark. This is because of all the goobers looking for that GFE that indulge this kind of behavior. These little weaslettes need to be kept constantly in check. I tossed one out when she called me "Dahling" before she had a chance to get in the shower. I tell them that using that word will get them fired on the sah-pot. I sense trouble when the eager beaver in the lot trys to delay things in the room. That was fun. I had to physically push several out if they did not get moving after 5 minutes, but still had money to go get a new recruit. In the lot the recent ejectee might call me Bah or ting-tong but I'd counter on how their Jeem, sah-mell like old som-tam-lao with my nose pinched. These people need to lose a lot of that "face" they talk about. It was a dice roll to get a good one but one has to get an immediate handle on the situation so no money is wasted. Another I ditched at the thing where you launch your little boat w/incense and candle on the river. She gave great knob and was my first in Asia to play with clit while getting dawged from behind but I could see she was going to be a Klingon. I just ducked and enjoyed watching her frantically search for me, the new arrival she was trying to latch onto. I found it better to get a # from a girl working a commercial venue to come to the hotel the next day and keep it business like. They were far more willing and able to please when they are in touch with their station in live. All this GFE nonsense is where these hoze get their attitude. I saw so many dudes far better looking, younger and "cut" than me with narly assed women. They'd look at me puzzled when I'd ask them "what's a lonely guy like me gottah do tah get a date in this town". I think maybe they have a sense of duty. In the small subdivisions in Thailand and the PI where my friends with their ugly wives live all have neighbors with the same affliction. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bearsk]Hot Girl, GFE, Low Cost: Pick any two
This is THE fundamental mongering equation.[/QUOTE]
I prefer to take the first two, but can get all 3 at Tulip (well moderate cost=value for money).

[b]Another Fundamental:[/b]

You cannot loan money to Thai girls.
You can make it clear its a gift not to be repaid.

But essentially the more you loan or give, the longer the time until you will see her again.

If a very large amount, you will never see her again.

Giving small amounts leads to continous requests for more. This can be O.K. if you insist on receiving service first.

On a tangent ...

Supporting a non-P4P GF will always turn out more expensive than P4P if calculated on a per fuck basis.

Its rare that you can save money with a GF and still get a lot of sex. A GF is O.K. if you only need sex 3-4 times a week. A wife would normally provide you a lot less than that! LOL ;)

Even entertaining a girl on a date can be expensive.

Those guys who can get Giks to have sex at no expense at all, are really doing well. Unfortuantely I don't have that much charm as to get a lot of freebies. :(

So P4P has to fill in the gaps and its economical in Thailand. :)

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Those guys who can get Giks to have sex at no expense at all, are really doing well. Unfortuantely I don't have that much charm as to get a lot of freebies. :([/QUOTE]

I see you are talking about me :D

Well, charm has little to do with having a sex gik, all you need is to live here. Most of these girls are married or have a steady Boyfriend already, you are here for her when she wants a change of pace, a fuck or something else.

I usually never call my Giks, just an Sms to wish them a good day. They like the fact that they can call me whenever they want to see me. I am down to 2 only now so I guess I will visit some P4P venue often (and report of course).

Mick, there is no such thing as No expense at all. I always offer gifts (one way or another) to my Giks. They never ask for anything but I see they expect a little something now and then.

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]


Its rare that you can save money with a GF and still get a lot of sex. A GF is O.K. if you only need sex 3-4 times a week. A wife you would normally provide a lot less than that! LOL ;)

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Ain't this the truth. My wife and I had a discussion. If we go a certain amount of time without sex then I'm heading out for a night on the town. She isn't a fool and seems to know exactly how I can be deprived before doing her wifely duty.

i live in BKK. i reognise nothing of what you say. i treat ladies well, i pay thm well. they take good care of me, they give me great service.
ever wondered if it maybe had something to do with your own attitude?

[QUOTE=BuleDaddy]
I shower and shave quite a bit but I might wear the same clothes for days and I NEVER wear cologne. [/QUOTE]
A fresh shirt and strong underarm deodorant are a must.
Thai girls don't really go for manly stench, because Thais have no BO.

[QUOTE=Bold Focker]There has to be a perfectly good reason, so send your answers, on a post card to "Bold Focker"[/QUOTE]

Well Bold, I like both places, Pattaya and Bangkok. Bangkok is not more expensive imho. Bangkok is just different. I don't know where in Pattaya you get a Beer for 35 Bath, but in the Gogos, there is not much difference between BKK and Pat.
Bangkok has a better Freelancer scene. In Pattaya you might find FL at beach road, but you must be lucky to find a pretty one. In Discos are FL, but in BKK the selection is better, imho. In Pattaya the most pretty FL have Foreign Sugar Daddies or Sponsors, so they can choose their customer for the night and usually the like the very young guys. I am 39 and in quite good shape. In BKK Discos I have no problems to get the most beautiful girl in the club, in Pattaya they often stick together with teen or tween guys.

Hotels are not really more expensive in BKK than in Pat. Ok, if you go to Soi 33 there might be other prices, but in Pattaya I were this time in the Nova Platinum Hotel. Nice rooms with big bed, nice and modern, with pool and wifi. It was 1900 Baht per day, in BKK I were in The Davin Soi 4. Same equipment same price.

For certain the hotels in Pattaya are cheaper than Bangkok. Pattaya 500 - 1000 baht are the most common, Bangkok 1000 - 2000 are most common, so 2X.

100% of the girls in Pattaya are w-hores, Bangkok maybe 80% the other 20% are part timers, more freelancers in Bangkok. Maybe 1 - 2% are not in the game and you can meet them ...... no idea where to meet a Thai that is not a HO, never met one.

Many places in Pattaya for a 35 baht bottle of Tiger or even Heinekin. Bangkok, not really. Gogos are much cheaper in Pattaya, again no question. Many gogos to drink all night for 50 - 55 baht drafts, Bangkok none except happy hour. Soi Cowboy happy hour 60 - 70 baht bottles, 55 drafts several places.

Overall, Pattaya is about half the price of Bangkok. Girls in Bangkok much much better. Many times go a whole night in Pattaya without seeing a good looking HO.

[QUOTE=BuleDaddy]The looks of the SW's has gone way down hill (Nana lot and around SUK). They are not-so-pretty and constantly working you now. Lousy methodical BJ's, sudden squirms while doing the doggie to make you pop out, requests to drink and eat minibar stuff, req's for cabfare, or for grub from the SUK street vendors where if you don't ask up front you might get a bill like room service at the Landmark. This is because of all the goobers looking for that GFE that indulge this kind of behavior. These little weaslettes need to be kept constantly in check. I tossed one out when she called me "Dahling" before she had a chance to get in the shower. I tell them that using that word will get them fired on the sah-pot. I sense trouble when the eager beaver in the lot trys to delay things in the room. That was fun. I had to physically push several out if they did not get moving after 5 minutes, but still had money to go get a new recruit. In the lot the recent ejectee might call me Bah or ting-tong but I'd counter on how their Jeem, sah-mell like old som-tam-lao with my nose pinched. These people need to lose a lot of that "face" they talk about. It was a dice roll to get a good one but one has to get an immediate handle on the situation so no money is wasted. Another I ditched at the thing where you launch your little boat w/incense and candle on the river. She gave great knob and was my first in Asia to play with clit while getting dawged from behind but I could see she was going to be a Klingon. I just ducked and enjoyed watching her frantically search for me, the new arrival she was trying to latch onto. I found it better to get a # from a girl working a commercial venue to come to the hotel the next day and keep it business like. They were far more willing and able to please when they are in touch with their station in live. All this GFE nonsense is where these hoze get their attitude. I saw so many dudes far better looking, younger and "cut" than me with narly assed women. They'd look at me puzzled when I'd ask them "what's a lonely guy like me gottah do tah get a date in this town". I think maybe they have a sense of duty. In the small subdivisions in Thailand and the PI where my friends with their ugly wives live all have neighbors with the same affliction.[/QUOTE]

BuleDaddy,

not checked out the site for weeks (usualy a couple of weeks before a visit and never while there or when I get back - too depressing, back 3 weeks now so think I can face it again!!) but your posts have made me smile a lot today!! What an attitude!! :-)

Johnthescot