We keep getting older and they stay the same age.
Yes, I believe that the story happened and is true. However, since the facts were so detail oriented and specific, my guess is that you told a true story about yourself and changed it to the 3rd person.
In any event, I am here for a brief vacation, after a long dry spell in the states. I was concerned that it would be difficult to find chicas because of the holidays and Covid-19. However, the girls are available and plentiful.
My first day here, I went on a rampage and hooked up with 3 chicas. Drank a four loko in the morning, not knowing that the four means "equivalent to four shots."
My total notch count for the trip so far is 4 chicas that I met in El Centro and Lleras.
1. 19 y / o spinner originally from Cúcuta. She is my favorite, however, she was pretty loose for a person weighing less than 100 pounds. I think she just had a baby, so that may have something to do with it.
2. 28 y / o with the classic paisa Pocahontas face. Her son is 13, so she had him when she was 15. Which is crazy, but normal in Medellin. She has a plastic butt, which I can't stand. And I'm noticing that fake butts are even more prevalent now. She doesn't work out, yet she has rock hard abdominals. Which leads me to assume that a lot of these chicas get liposuction on their stomach. I asked her if she was on birth control and she had no idea what I was talking about.
3. 27 y / o also with a classic paisa face and is 3 points hotter than any chick I could pick up at a bar in the states. I told her that she was my (insert notch count) bang, which was funny and she pulled out and blunt, so we blazed and made it all the more memorable. Unfortunately, I did some math when I got home that night and estimated what her notch count is, which left me with a tingling feeling of jadedness. My guess was that she probably has banged at least 2,700 to 3,000 guys, so I hope that I can forget that knowledge sooner rather than later.
4. 23 y / o from Cali with a hard body and is a great spinner. However, her hair hadn't been washed in a week. Still, she was fun.
I am being meticulous with checking ID's. Two girls in el Centro said they were 22 and 26, respectively and also looked that age. However, since they didn't have cédulas with them, I had to say thanks but no thanks.
This country got hit hard by the government restrictions and Covid this year. Driving around, you will see for rent signs on many former stores, restaurants, etc. I love and respect the people of Colombia and noticed that the people in Medellin are resilient in these difficult times.
Hope everyone is having a safe holidays. Cheers!
Choca Monger, Hahaha, you really are a worthless troll!
[QUOTE=ChochaMonger;2516139]I was waiting to hear what the girl did wrong. Instead, I read that she behaved honestly in her dealings and even returned with more coke and condoms. She even brought his Macbook back, which she reasonably held as collateral for his unpaid fuck fees. She did not bring her pimp or the cops to negotiate with him. LOL! On the other hand, the john sounds like a paranoid schizophrenic coked out of his brain, overly aggressive, impulsive, and a bit of an asshole. Luckily, he was dealing with a rational level-headed hooker and all ended well for both parties involved.[/QUOTE]Sorry forum, but this guy needs to be exposed as a worthless troll who has no real value in anything he posts.
- You can't tell what this girl did wrong? -.
Dude, she claimed to be of age and showed up with a fake cedula. You are not aware that you will die a horrific death in a Colombian Prison for fucking underage girls. There is even a treaty with the USA Where the USA government can locate you in the states and bring you to justice for underage girl. Like, what the fuck can't you tell about that is wrong on her part. She did this during a quarantine too! This is what you call "HONEST BEHAVIOR"? You call this being a "rational-level headed hooker"? What the fuck is wrong with you bro. Like really. I am in awe of how you get by with that logic. You can't be that stupid. You obviously are literate, so the logical conclusion is your just a worthless piece of shit scumbag who is the lowest form of human-being. You are an internet troll my good sir hahaha. You must have absolutely nothing positive in your life at all, so you have to hide in the shadows like a coward and indiscretely troll on people's posts. If I am wrong, please reply back and inform me of any of your contributions to society and I will gladly apologize, but I don't think you will. I am quite certain your just a worthless troll and your glory days are longggggggg behind you, if you even had them which I doubt as well.
-You say she reasonably held his laptop as collateral?
Again, What the fuck bro? Like, no one can be this dumb. He negotiated before what the agreement would be. I clearly wrote it out for anyone to read. 200 K on arrival and 500 k in the am When its less risky to hit an ATM up. The girl gladly agreed. It was never negotiated to hold his laptop as collateral. That was never discussed. This is something that was done outside of negotiations and the vast majority of mongers would dread having to do and would never agree to it. That is why the chica did it as she was leaving. Obviously she would never propose that during negotiations as no one is going to agree to it. Now will a chica agree to be paid partially upfront and partially in the am, sure especially during quarantine where business is probably non-existent. There is nothing "reasonable" about upon you leaving his apartment, you just decide to hold his laptop as collateral, especially now that you know you can because its probably a fact she is underage and can blackmail him. In his story he expressed, her reasoning for taking the laptop was she was simply afraid going home without the money would result in her never getting paid. Like I stated and you should read, the dude was not happy about it, but he understood her situation and eventually agreed to let her take it. He always intended to pay her and proved this by allowing her to take the laptop. If she had a proper cedula, there wouldn't be a reason to leave in the first place and he could have paid her in the morning like they agreed. It was not his fault she had no cedula.
-You say the dude was Schizophrenic for demanding the girl leave once he concludes she is probably not of age?
What monger in their right mind would not develop some level of concern upon learning that the prostitute that they just slept with is not of age and the consequential ramifications of their actions could result in a lengthy tortuous prison sentence in a third world nation. Add in the strange bizarre behavior of the girl. Add in the manager waking up and watching the door to the building who at any second can knock on the door and check on the apartment with the whacked out chica making a substantial amount of unnecessary noise. Add in the police consistently driving by the apartment and the raging party across the street. I cannot fathom how any monger could not be concerned in that situation. For a man not to become worried in that situation just shows he is so descensitized from lack of stimuli that he is a shell of man and should not even be considered human. This must you Chica Monger. You must be such a loser, you feel nothing and cannot logically assess possible dangers in your life, or you can and like I stated earlier, you are an even lower form human, yes you are the internet-basement dwelling-societal draining- troll. I am quite certain that is what you are in life.
Again, to this forum, I apologize for wasting space, but I feel its important people should know this guy has no intent on providing any useful information for this forum other than being a troll and trying to find satisfaction through critizing other members posts.
