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[QUOTE=Syzygies;2228610]Good "American Food" exists? LOL What is that like? The sports pub I like has good quality western food, such that I don't normally order Thai food there. However for price, local food is a better idea. I never take potatoes or French fries (hardly even eat rice) and don't eat the burger bun, because don't need the bland junk filler items degrading my body and health. Don't risk your future health by eating a lot of shit, is my motto. Nearly all the other expats in the pub are far too fat from eating rubbish and maybe drinking too much beer.

I would probably be horrified by ETs American breakfast. Waffles would be a no no. Syrup the extreme worst possible.[/QUOTE]LOL. I didn't say it was "healthy" American food. Just "good" as in flavor and culinary pleasure. If you want "healthy food", I would stick to bird seed and clear water, I suppose.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2228610]Good "American Food" exists? LOL What is that like? The sports pub I like has good quality western food, such that I don't normally order Thai food there. However for price, local food is a better idea. I never take potatoes or French fries (hardly even eat rice) and don't eat the burger bun, because don't need the bland junk filler items degrading my body and health. Don't risk your future health by eating a lot of shit, is my motto. Nearly all the other expats in the pub are far too fat from eating rubbish and maybe drinking too much beer.

I would probably be horrified by ETs American breakfast. Waffles would be a no no. Syrup the extreme worst possible.[/QUOTE]We grow up liking a particular taste in food guess I'm a bit spoiled coming from a City on the West coast that is multi-culture some consider it to be one of the best in the world. Being Chinese American aside from the seafood dishes consider many of the Thai dishes very similar and the majority of the time I'm eating just that. Here in Pattaya you won't go hungry but never yet have I found a Mexican place that hit the spot like at home, nor a pizza, hamburger, baby back ribs, most of all a decent breakfast. I'm not starving it is what it is here in Thailand but I'm always looking and trying just happy that it is being offered so when I get the urge it is there but it doesn't hit the spot like at home. I grew up 1 block for the Italian district, a block from Chinatown and hop skip and jump from little Mexico.

I get home if I'm lucky once a year leaving tomorrow and looking forward to visiting some old places!

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2229114]What did she say when you countered with a lower offer? Or, as an alternative, propose improving the deal for yourself until it reaches a level of Value For Money to justify paying something within range of 5000 baht? Now, that's something not really possible on Smooci, right?.[/QUOTE]Counter? I don't counter stupid, unless she fits every fantasy I have and I just have to have her. If she would have said 3 K I probably would have played because at that moment in time, Value for Money for me was maybe 2 K if she looked as good as her pics.

I'm here for the food and temples, the pussy is a bonus and I got all the time in the world.

Went into Billboard the last Friday of my trip and noticed a ton of new girls, many in different colored bikini's. Turns out Butterfly's sound system went down and they sent their girls over to Billboard to work. Ended up taking two cuties back to my room from Butterflies for an attempted threesome. Got both into the bed naked, went down on both and would finger one while I ate out the other. Got a bit of a BJ from the one but then they started to chat with each other and the one got up to get her phone to translate something for me. The translation was "we can not handle the terrain" ie they were dick scared. I said ok, you can go. We all got dressed and back I went to Billboard and got a full refund for the barfine. Only cost me a lady drink in the end and a little lost time. Worked out well in the end because I got one of my favorites after the bar was closing down, she was waiting for me in front of my hotel for the cost of the two barfines that I got refunded.

Was running low on condoms so picked up some at the family mart. Said XL on the package but they sure weren't XL to me. Barely rolled halfway down. Funny thing was every time i'd pull back out of the girl it would start to roll back up. Started to feel really good so I pulled out and noticed the rubber ring was now around the base of my dick and the condom was only covering the head. Almost bareback. Funny thing was the girl was ok with it.

The old 827 at billa is gone. New one isn't anything to write home about.

And what's with Bacca's LT. 6 k for 4 hrs! Not good! 239 is asking for 8 k! Scandalous.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2229135]Counter? I don't counter stupid, unless she fits every fantasy I have and I just have to have her. If she would have said 3 K I probably would have played because at that moment in time, Value for Money for me was maybe 2 K if she looked as good as her pics.[/QUOTE]Not sure why you would need to label someone "stupid", for sure your not going to get brownie points.

The reason that "hottie" blocked you because probably "she" checked your wechat moments and realized your not East Asian. 99% of wechat users in Bangkok are ladyboys looking primarily for East Asian customers. Why? I'm guessing most east Asian customers would rather give in and pay so they go away rather being shamed for being tricked. IMO.

[QUOTE=Lanick;2229213]The old 827 at billa is gone. New one isn't anything to write home about.

And what's with Bacca's LT. 6 k for 4 hrs! Not good! 239 is asking for 8 k! Scandalous.[/QUOTE]Haha 239 used to one of my regular girls. She can be a * at times. I wrote several reviews about her in the past. But she's hot as fuck right? I miss her, but the last time we fucked, afterwards she wanted to go hang out at Demo. I wanted to sleep, so I handed her "only" 5 or 6,000 for two hours. I can't remember because it was awhile back. She started whining about how I used to give her 8,000 for LT. I said, you are hot and can fuck, but honestly, your math and perception about time is off. Two hours is short time and I just gave you a lot of money for short time. Now get the fuck out. I kicked her out. Honestly, I was getting bored of fucking her and wanted a reason to swap her ass out without feeling guilty. Greed was enough for me. Of course she went back and told a few of the girls I did not pay her correctly. But when I gave details to the story to them, they looked at her stupid. He paid you normal long time money for most girls for only short time. And told her she should be happy. But those tits are amazing. Honestly, I think I paid for those indirectly.

[QUOTE=StinkyFeet;2229258]Not sure why you would need to label someone "stupid", for sure your not going to get brownie points.

The reason that "hottie" blocked you because probably "she" checked your wechat moments and realized your not East Asian. 99% of wechat users in Bangkok are ladyboys looking primarily for East Asian customers. Why? I'm guessing most east Asian customers would rather give in and pay so they go away rather being shamed for being tricked. IMO.[/QUOTE]The sentence was meant to say "stupid prices". And I blocked her. And thanks, I'm well familiar with how we chat works.

That now being clarified, I'm still looking for some action in Thonburi as I am frequently way too lazy to scoot downtown.

[QUOTE=StinkyFeet;2229258] 99% of wechat users in Bangkok are ladyboys looking primarily for East Asian customers. [/QUOTE]Last time I counted them it was only 25% and they are looking for anything that has a dick and money, not just East Asians.
And a dick is not even mandatory.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2229135]Counter? I don't counter stupid, SNIP [/QUOTE]Maybe you meant to say: I don't counter stupid offers?

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;2229129]We grow up liking a particular taste in food guess I'm a bit spoiled coming from a City on the West coast that is multi-culture some consider it to be one of the best in the world. Being Chinese American aside from the seafood dishes consider many of the Thai dishes very similar and the majority of the time I'm eating just that. Here in Pattaya you won't go hungry but never yet have I found a Mexican place that hit the spot like at home, nor a pizza, hamburger, baby back ribs, most of all a decent breakfast. I'm not starving it is what it is here in Thailand but I'm always looking and trying just happy that it is being offered so when I get the urge it is there but it doesn't hit the spot like at home. I grew up 1 block for the Italian district, a block from Chinatown and hop skip and jump from little Mexico.

I get home if I'm lucky once a year leaving tomorrow and looking forward to visiting some old places![/QUOTE]So what you really mean is you like good quality Chinese, Mexican, Italian food etc. Not so much is specifically American food.

In Bangkok you can get a decent Burger and most things you mention. Not sure about ribs.

I don't do those. I would be scared of being given sweet sauce. For me sweet does not really go with meat for most types of meals, since childhood.

I hate sweet and sour dishes. Good Chinese seafood for me, should also not be sweet.

For me "sugar" is the biggest poison we over consume. Just it kills us very slowly.

I have no clue what a "decent" breakfast is. It means quite different things to different people. Most expats are well over weight from eating too much crap starting at breakfast. I try to control my BF to be small and healthy and contain fibre. Still a coffee addict though.

Today cooked rolled oats with berries and some left over BBQed fish and left over Mara (bitter gourd) soup. Essentially a combined BF and lunch. Not easy to do this type of meal in Italy unless make it all yourself. In Italy was hard to find restaurants at all suitable for me. We can do much better in Bangkok, buying stuff in the market, or cook for yourself.

Italy was the worst country for me to be in, to try to stop gaining weight, as Italian cuisine is so carbohydrate dominated, and often so bland and boring. So perhaps my least favourite International cuisine. These days I really try to not eat Italian as much as possible.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2228200]I could easily do Fha as pic is my spec. Of course if she is too far from the pic, maybe I would change my mind. Funning spelling Fha. Should be "Fah" I guess. Fha also appeared on website for the other sister shop I recall.[/QUOTE]Just got scammed. Ordered an Fah outcall and they sent Ploy along instead. And she's not as good as Fha as described below. Hummmmm.

Was running around doing my old man retired errands (IE nothing important) like a sweaty fat pig yesterday afternoon, and started feeling a voice in my belly screaming for food. Because I was Thaied out (I live between two totally local street markets with takeaway galore) I decided that American food was the ticket and meandered to Hooters where I had lime sodas and Happy Hour Wings, which were disgusting yet edible. The waitress was cute and friendly and we had the usual conversation, where you from, where you stay, you have Thai GF, why no GF, why you stay there, no falang, etc. The rumble in my gut satisfied, I felt a stirring in my loins and it was only 7 pm, so I walked to Kasalong. Yuck. [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url], yuck. Magic Table, yuck. Well time to go home and Line somebody so began messaging away. So busy messaging I ended up taking the wrong line so I jumped off at Phrom Pong. Wait. 7th heaven is here.

Wandered over there and sucked up the fact that it is about twice the price, paid my fee, got my free soda. And chose Soda off the Ipad, who turned out to be this tiny non English speaking little thing with braces and a cute bobbed haircut. She looked like a schoolgirl. Duh. The perv Japanese look. She even had Hello Kitty bloomers. She spoke a little Japanese so we had a pidgen convo, she patted my fat belly, called me Papa, washed me down and went to work with all the obligatory squeals which usually drive me nuts but sounded so nice muffled. Quite a wonderful job I may add and it took the edge off. Wash me down, get dressed and head back home! A wonderful late afternoon.

[QUOTE=Lanick;2229527]Just got scammed. Ordered an Fah outcall and they sent Ploy along instead. And she's not as good as Fha as described below. Hummmmm.[/QUOTE]IMHO Ploy on the website looks better than Fha. How did Ploy look when she arrived? Similar to pics or not? Photoshopped?

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2229796]IMHO Ploy on the website looks better than Fha. How did Ploy look when she arrived? Similar to pics or not? Photoshopped?[/QUOTE]My thoughts also. Figure wise Ploy is OK but facial complexion was P.S. Liberally. Most if all tho, service wasn't great. I just couldn't get into the mood if you know what I mean. My recommendation is that don't bother.

I did call the shop afterwards saying they sent the wrong girl. In a typical Thai fashion they said, yes, Fha was busy. So we sent ploy. Can't argue with that logic.