Asuncion

[QUOTE=Rock Harders]Hi Artisttyp-
I would recommend staying in the center of the city rather than in Villa Mora, which is considered the "new" center. There are many hotels in this area, and the super low-cost options probably do not have a website. I stayed at the Hotel Chaco, Granados Park Hotel, and Hotel Excelsior during my several trips to Asuncion. All were somewhere in the $60-$80 USD range per night. All three are in the center of the city, near the privados (which are your only real option for mongering in Asuncion) and near many cheap restaurants, shops, and supermarkets. The Hotel Chaco is located in a slightly shabbier area than the other two hotels I mentioned and probably can be booked cheaper; I know for a fact that they give a Peace Corps nightly rate of about $12 USD, what if any documentation you need to get this rate I do not know. There were several good privados within walking distance of the Hotel Chaco, and the front desk guy will arrange to have girls sent to your room if you so require.
My guess is you would be ok to just show up in Asuncion without a hotel reservation provided you speak Spanish and there is not a big Mercosur convention going on during the time you are there. The people in Asuncion are really easy going and it is not a dangerous city, so you will have no problem asking around for a cheap hotel if that is what you are looking for.
Suerte,
Rock Harders[/QUOTE]

Thank you for your response.


Artisttyp

Hi folks,

I am in ASU as off last Wednesday. And planning to stay for a longgggggg time

Need to buy some wheels. And rent a place. Right now I am kindda busy doing this. Besides GF is with me. So have to be VERY carefull as they are MUY celosa.

Right now I stay in a german runned Hotel close to Centro. 24 euros a day with breakies. Clean. Save. No questions asked and GF friendly. Has a pool too. ! And free wireless internet.

If someone wants to hook up please PM me. I speak English, german, spanish and Dutch.

Chaoo,

Johan

Hey Johan,

Amigo are you CRAZY?

I pay about 4 euro por dia. (750.000 GS por month)

Read one of my threads for further infos about this hidden gem of a hotel.

Saludos,

GB / Manuel

[QUOTE=German Buttman]Hey Johan,

Amigo are you CRAZY?

I pay about 4 euro por dia. (750.000 GS por month)

Read one of my threads for further infos about this hidden gem of a hotel.

Saludos,

GB / Manuel[/QUOTE]As a future visitor to ASUN/Paraguay I would enjoy reading your reports; however, your signature shows only 1 post here, the post I just quoted from.

Perhaps you posted on another forum?

Let the rest of us Paraguay-interested folks know your experiences and of the "hidden gem."

Always appreciative of good information.

Thanks.

hola all!

sorry, but i cant create threads in here, because i dont have a payed membership, but i will send out a money order to the states, just hoping it will arrive (its hard here in paraguay, they steal so much at the offices its insane)

my hotel (direccion)

edificio weimar
pettirossi 527 /casi peru
habitacion (room): 17

this hotel really only costs 750.000 guarani (150 dollar) por month, totalmente amoblado, you have everything here from hechideria (refrigerator) to television, a nice big modern bed (at least in my room, hehe) and a quite clean bathroom with shower and warm water.

you can warm up your food with gas and you will have wi-fi for internet working for around 6 hours every day, more or less. streets are dirty outside but thats normal in asuncion, and even more so at mercado 4 where iam at, hehe.

u all can visit me anytime or also when u feel like going to the clubs or malls etc picking up chicas and looking for a partner to team up!

iam young, 23 and single, consider myself a stylish guy, always good dressed and pimped up, but my spanish is still "improving" and far from good, although iam living here for 6 months. learning a totally new language is a pain in the ass!

johan we must get in contact, du sprichst ja deutsch? soy aleman!

i want to either get women from the streets (much harder) or the semi pros from the shopping mall or diario etc, because iam looking for a novia or maybe marriage too! the vip putas are fucked up and steal the money from an gringo plus they are careless and ignore me as a person, just caring for money. but i have read all of johans postings and i believe hes more experienced/successful with picking up girls/women in paraguay. those are the boys you need to have around!

about my experience of girls and women in paraguay generally:

they are generally either very shy or ignorant, or in rare ocassion very open or curious.

i have seen women turning their faces or even whole body back on me because of shame (mostly young ****d street hookers)

i have seen women not responding me, being totally ignorant. well, or maybe this is because my weak spanish or once again because they are ridicolously shy.

i have seen woman being fascinated, and starring at me or standing close to me in the supermarket, waiting until i would speak to them.

there is still lots to figure out for me.

well, anyways guys, just hang on for a bit, i ll send out the documents asap and when iam able to post threads here, i ll provide u with more info and reports. there are lots of non pros here, you have to digg deeper and that will be my theritory.

sorry for the long posting, but its boring alone here, i do need backup ; )

saludos!

manuel

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hola all!

sorry, but i cant create threads in here, because i dont have a payed membership, but i will send out a money order to the states, just hoping it will arrive (its hard here in paraguay, they steal so much at the offices its insane)

my hotel (direccion)

edificio weimar
pettirossi 527 /casi peru
habitacion (room): 17

this hotel really only costs 750.000 guarani (150 dollar) por month, totalmente amoblado, you have everything here from hechideria (refrigerator) to television, a nice big modern bed (at least in my room, hehe) and a quite clean bathroom with shower and warm water.

you can warm up your food with gas and you will have wi-fi for internet working for around 6 hours every day, more or less. streets are dirty outside but thats normal in asuncion, and even more so at mercado 4 where iam at, hehe.

u all can visit me anytime or also when u feel like going to the clubs or malls etc picking up chicas and looking for a partner to team up!

iam young, 23 and single, consider myself a stylish guy, always good dressed and pimped up, but my spanish is still "improving" and far from good, although iam living here for 6 months. learning a totally new language is a pain in the ass!

johan we must get in contact, du sprichst ja deutsch? soy aleman!

i want to either get women from the streets (much harder) or the semi pros from the shopping mall or diario etc, because iam looking for a novia or maybe marriage too! the vip putas are fucked up and steal the money from an gringo plus they are careless and ignore me as a person, just caring for money. but i have read all of johans postings and i believe hes more experienced/successful with picking up girls/women in paraguay. those are the boys you need to have around!

about my experience of girls and women in paraguay generally:

they are generally either very shy or ignorant, or in rare ocassion very open or curious.

i have seen women turning their faces or even whole body back on me because of shame (mostly young ****d street hookers)

i have seen women not responding me, being totally ignorant. well, or maybe this is because my weak spanish or once again because they are ridicolously shy.

i have seen woman being fascinated, and starring at me or standing close to me in the supermarket, waiting until i would speak to them.

there is still lots to figure out for me.

well, anyways guys, just hang on for a bit, i ll send out the documents asap and when iam able to post threads here, i ll provide u with more info and reports. there are lots of non pros here, you have to digg deeper and that will be my theritory.

sorry for the long posting, but its boring alone here, i do need backup ; )

saludos!

manuel

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Hi guys,

I'm planning to make a trip to Asu in July. Does someone now somethink about a bar (or a disco, I don't know) called Club 54 or something like that, where I heard there are some pros or semi. Pros. That you can pick up at night?

Thanks for the info.

hi there,

yes i speak german. but as most people here don't i will post this in english.

right now i am living in asu with plans to settle down here. have rented a house with my novia and i am waiting for my permanent visa to get ready. whcih is a pain in the ass as burocrazy is high here: .(

ok buttman. here we go:

1) if you do not speak spanish the girls with charge more. thats everywere the same in south-america, so py is no excepcion in this. make sure you learn the basics in spanish. allthough some country hookies also speak guarani. whcih i also don't speak.

2) my compliments to your hotel. its really cheap! are you sure it's not a love motel? lol i stayed some time at a german run hotel called "las palmas"near centro and paid 23 euros a day including breakies, internet and a pool. realy clean. and save place with friendly staff. i can recommend it highly. the desk guy (and one girl) do speak german. you can bring in hookies if you don't overdo it be friendly with the guard. that helps.

3) please be carefull when walking arround mercado 4. the place is full of pickpockets and the peeps here "smell"gringo from 200 meters distance always keep low profile. never flash out money. and let your rolex or nokia n 95 cell phone at home to me this place looks a bit like asia. open market style place. kindda fun. i love it, but its a pain to get a space for your car.

4) you do like street action? well here's a new one for ye. down near the harbor (el puerto) there are many many brothels which you can go and fuck for low prices (i heard off as 75.000 g for an hour). but. never go there alone. and never after dark. take some bathslippers and a towel and a bar of soap with you. hehehehehehe. when you was there you know why some of the ho's are outside. be carefull some travos are among them, so better "check"before ye do anything

5) send me a pm with your cellphone number and we get in contact. i speak spanish, german, english and dutch and have a car here. (which doesn't mean i will act as your baby sitter. hahahahahah) i need to be carefull as my novia is kindda celosa and freaky. so i need to plan my hookie trips carefully.

6) the girls here love blonde tall guys. so thats maybe an advntage for you. learn spanish and you can pick up some freebies as well! well maybe it cost ye only a meal and some softdrinks. and after that off ye go to a motel!

mercado 4 and the malls are full of tasty young girls! the university areas are also good playgrounds.

take care. auf wiedersehen.

johan

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Hi Johan,

Good to see u are still around.

You are right, I figured there are lots of Creeps and "strange" guys at Mercado 4, especially around night. They try to get in conversation with me or offering to drink beer but I just say I dont have time, trying to not be too rude to them.

Though Iam still going often along that street there even at night, because Iam not really afraid, Iam no pussy, but yes its prolly more dangerous in darkness, though less crowded.

I got bitten in the arm by a Travesti in centro some weeks ago, and she stole me 200.000 Guaranies and a Fake Gold Chain (but only worth around 30 Dollar haha)
She was prolly from the Chagueritas, Iam sure that name ring some bells for you, so I decided I wouldnt give her a beat up, if u got the Gangs against you, its save to say better book your flight back to motherland.

Well not sure if I will directly go to the fuck casas, as I said Iam looking for amateurs or even better simple girls next door from the club or mall. You are kind of a Routineer, Iam the Youngster, so I want to take it easy.

I know I need spanish to convince them but most girls and women seem so interested in a young white guy from what I can see, they simply act very shy but u can feel it by the way they look at you when you leave them -
I SO love the Psychology of Attraction!

PS: I recently became "friends" with a 28 yrs old Puta who lived in Germany for 3 years, she speaks German quite well and she is very helpful and supporting, she even lent me money for some time after I got robbed. She lives at the same hotel and she has excellent social skills. I told her the same story, that Iam careful with Putas and would prefer to get to know normal women, she replied "every woman in Paraguay is a Puta" I laughed my ass off so hard after that one, man ;)

Anyways, cant write PMs but make sure to check back some time later,
Correo is damn slow here, and I dont know when I will be Premium Member.

So long,

Saludos,

Manuel

Does Chacaritas ring a bell for me? Hell YES. Just stay the f*ck outta there.! Asuncion is relatively harmless compared to other large LA cities. But this barrio need to be avoided at all costs! (realy)

One thing I didn't understand how the heck a trannie can bite you? I see some of these trannies along the mainroads if you go from asu to Fernando and San Lorenzo. They always stand with their ass towards the road so you can't see their faces. Get it? I must admit some of them look realy attractive. Allthough when you get to see their faces that should wake you up

PY woman Putas? Well I don'ty know about that but they all need money more or less and love sex. So 1+1=2. Hell I think even many Euro girls are putas too. LOL. If you find girls that do NOT need money they are "chuci"girls (from rich parents) and NOT very likely to hit the sack with any guy NOT driving arround in a NEW SUV car with a rolex on his wrist Here these kind of show off MTF's are all over the place. Just go a Saturday evening to "Faces"and you'll see what I mean.

Thing is to find a good quality-performance ratio. Hahahahahah

PY woman love assertive man. So if you act shy I am afraid you will get nowere.

A Puta that lends you money? . OO man you have to bring me in contact with her. I allready love here. LOL I hope you are not the jealous kind of guy.(just kidding)

What ever you do. NEVER EVER MARRY anyone here! You can just live with a woman and if you make a kid just recognise it by notary. But do NOT marry her. As after a divorce you will get CREAMED over. And have to pay a LOT or money! Prenuptials don't work here for gringos.:.(

One thing is realy BAD about PY woman. And that is most of them hate anal action:.(that is MY experience.

Anyways. Close to the BUS terminal some real gems can be picked up IF you speak the lingo! The area is packed with cheapo love motels. They are clean and save. No questions asked. So better use them. Never go to a putas place. Unless you realyyyyy know her and trust her., . But then again can anyone trust any puta?

Yes I am still arround. And hopefully will be for a long time

Johan

Hey until what date will you be there? I want to stop in and see how it is there, I speak spanish and make a good wingman, get your pm working, out!

Hi Johann,

long time no speak, I see your travels have finally landed you somewhere.....
Somewhere I am quite curious about as well.
Can you describe PY a bit?

What's the mentality like? I know you are an astute and seasoned expert in this field!
What are people doing to pass time?
Are they fun to be with?
How is the food?
How cheap is it really?
Are there decent places? Photos on Flickr look a bit gypsylike....
Is there reliable Internet to be had?
Do they have an economy at all? Are there any opportunities?

Right answers bring one more gringo to town......

I am currently looking for a place to crash Jan-Mar 2010. In the competition:

Florianopolis
Piriapolis
Chile Coastal (Zappallar?)
Paraguay

(I know, strange competition for Paraguay, but I would be looking for a relaxed sceenic or country lifestyle not too far from a bigger city, with Internet, beach of course is a bonus, but if the lower cost is substantial, I can live without it. Anyway I want it leisurely, no technomusic beaches.....)

Any helpful thoughts for this EU refugee?

Yo Burnie.

I've lived off and on in Paraguay for years. In January its unbearably hot in Paraguay. Everyone in their right mind that has the means is in Brasil. Camboriu is the main destination for Paraguayans going to Brasil but Florionopolis is also a good beach destination. I personally dont like florionopolis lay out. The main city is on the bay side with crappy bay water. The good beachs (ingleses) and what not are on the ocean side and are less populated. Camboriu is set up more like Copacabana with city on surf.

As for mongering, its more expensive in Florionopolis but the city is far better that time of year. Same with camboriu. I will avoid paraguay at all costs during their summer. If it was that or back in the US of course id take paraguay but its not ideal in their hot shweaty summer even though theres still putitas to be had.

The food in Paraguay is downright nasty dude. You will most likely get the diarrhea trots if your eating out. Be carefull where you eat. They do have excellent steak and its cheap but just be warned about their food cause even if its tasty going in you may pay for it later. Sanitation is as bad as ive seen anywhere in SA.

Its got some good pussy for good deals but the city is a disaster if you ask me. I personally prefer to pay 30 dollars or so for a piece of poontang in BS AS over 15 in Asuncion. Mainly cause asuncion is a heap of dung in all reality. Its got some nice golf clubs (hotel yacht), but for the most part its unappealing.

Paraguayans are pretty cool and the violence is way lower than in Brasil.

Overall, I like Paraguay certain times of the year and for limited amounts of time... It gets boring, especially if you figure your shag lasts 30 min-1 hour and then your stuck in a sheeat hole for the reaminder of the 23 hours or so.

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Mar del Plata in Argentina would also be a great spot to check out for Jan and Feb. Then, maybe make your way back to PAraguay in March when it should be a bit cooler.

The poontang over in Mar del is a better deal than in florionopolis and its really party time over there from dec-feb. In my opinion, the gauchinas in Brasil are hot as hell but they got plenty of fine ladies to shagg over at Mar del too.

Id completely forget about Chile as I didnt like their monger scene compared to Argentina, Brasil, Paraguay. There are however, some nice non-pro poosays over in chile for sure but you may have to date them a bit before they deliver the flower.

Jerry,

many thanks for the good advice!

I see limited career oportunities at the Paraguayan turism board for you from now on, although the city report was really helpful. As I am looking at the overall package - not just cheap and accessible - I will avoid Paraguay in summer and look at southern Brasil, Uruguay and Argentina instead.