Bogota Reports

If you need a secure guided tour throughout Bogota's brothels, I'm your man.

Mr Two Fingers.

Sounds like way too much work for inconsistent results, if I had the luxury of patience and time I may give it a try. But in Bogota finding what you are looking for for cheap is easy, I'll stick to spas, agencies and indies. But thanks a lot for your report, much appreciated.

[QUOTE=Gimmedub;1830207]So I've sprouted for a SA account in Oct and more recently mid-Dec. Before I share my experiences I think it's worthwhile to also share a bit about myself. I'm a mid-30's non-Caucasian middle class, Spanish speaking male who's been playing in Colombia for 10 years and more recently living here for longer periods of time. I only spend a night in Bogota on average every month and while I am easy-going I'm definitely not a push-over. In short I can't stand bullshit and call them on it.

That said SA takes a lot of work to weed through the crap. I'd say the 8's-10's are on there expecting big money 500 mil+ for a few hours but they start out even higher like iPhones or shopping. My response is good f-ing luck as we're not on the same planet. The 6's-8's who are in the mid-20's can make it worthwhile and here's my experiences:

1) 22 yr old who isn't my build per-say (I prefer the tall slim volleyball types) but was fun chatting at dinner where she ended rubbing my chest and stroking me under the table at the JW. We didn't discuss any $ and ended upstairs where she gave some great head and an enthusiastic ride for a few hours. I gave her 200 mil and an Uber home.

2) 27 yr old who again not my build per-say but was fun chatting with. Dinner and drinks but only wanted to be wined and dined that night. No sex but no money either. I have a feeling though the next time would be straight to bed with no money expected as she made it clear she was only on the site because her boyfriend isn't paying enough attention to her.

3) 21 yr old who's a 7.5 - body could use a bit of toning at the gym. 250 mil straight to bed. Ended up spending 3 hrs together and a true GFE. Would I call again. Prob. If nothing more interesting pans out.

I've collected a few more whatsapp #'s of those who expect 200-300 mil for a few hours but it's clear they're pros while I was hoping for a more exclusive non-pro mistress type arrangement.

Would I spend more time / money on SA. Probably not as I think I can spend the same amount of time hunting in Santa Fe or Chapinero where I know it's 60 k (or less). That said unicorns may exist and that 9. 5 who wants to be only with you and expects 200 mil for the night is out there.[/QUOTE]

For some reasons that is beyond logic, Pussy House is always slow on Saturdays, I was there las Thursday and it was jumping. Thursdays and Fridays are the two best days. However I must agree Pussy House does not compare to the places in Santa Fe, but it is a good option on Chapinero (to me anyway), and yes, the place across the street sucks big time, there is another place on Caracas and 64 I believ it is that is my plan be from Houston, it is a hit and miss, I have had a good time there before, met two hotties for OOC fun, one of them (a solid 8 in my book) was ready to head to Cartagena with me for a three night sex vacation for one mill. (well worth it to me) but I had to cancel, who knows I may take on that trip one of these days.

[QUOTE=Parkinsons;1829494]Absolutely agree. As a matter of fact, I just came back from the Pussy House and it sucked. How can it be so lackluster on a Saturday night? It wasn't because I went too early, as it was pretty packed with customers. I could count the total number of girls on my both hands. Compared to Santa Fe, the Pussy House is just too isolated as a destination. If it sucked, you can't go club-hopping as in Santa Fe. (I did go across the street to the other place, and it was no better.).
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My subscription in the big American review board is about to expire, but for completeness I thought I might mention that a review just appeared for Mariana of Eroticasbogota and it was pretty mediocre. No DATY, the BJ was covered, she was mechanical, and left after one shot (long before the hour was up).

I also wanted to note that my posts in this forum were in response to a post by WJefFurry requesting information about who might come to his hotel. I have an interest in Colombia so I noticed his post. Others more knowledgeable than me posted more useful information.

Did he say thanks? Did he do a trip report?

No, he did not. So WJefFurry if you ever come back to this forum, please contribute. Otherwise you represent everything that is wrong with ISG.

[QUOTE=Mongerer88;1820829]Thanks Soldierb11 for the hotel information regarding the W. If you do not mind me asking, are any of your long-time regulars proficient enough in English so that a non-Spanish speaker would enjoy a full day with her?

I had to upgrade my American site membership for an upcoming unexpected trip so I was able to see the details of the reviews for I referenced.

The one guy who constantly reviews the ladies from Escortsincolombia is a very experienced reviewer, so those reviews are not fake. However, he is easy to please. He has seen a couple of ladies throughout the world that I have also seen that he gave 10's in appearance and I would have given them 7's and 8's. He liked both Andrea and Paula, but he seemed to like Andrea ever so slightly better. Both do BBBJs, supposedly to completion, and Andrea did Greek. Of course this is secondhand information, so take it with a grain of salt.

The guy who reviewed Danna at Eroticasbogota has at least one other review. He said she did BBBJ but it did not appear to be to completion. She allowed multiples and enjoyed a shower together. She was bubbly and fun but not terribly experienced as she handed him the condom to roll on. Her English is very basic.

Hope this helps the guy with two posts who was trying to find an escort. If you see someone, please do a review and let everyone know the current guest-friendliness of the W for your adventures.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TwoFingersEsc;1830522]If you need a secure guided tour throughout Bogota's brothels, I'm your man.

Mr Two Fingers.[/QUOTE]Hello 2 fingers,

I will be going to Bogota in March. I may take you up on your services. But is there anywhere you can show me that is a "Bar / Nightclub type area" where non-pros (college girls looking for extra cash etc) who may be selling there services I prefer the experience where its like I am "picking them up" and going back to my place.

I agree 100%- definitely not worth the effort!

[QUOTE=Toreador;1830685]Sounds like way too much work for inconsistent results, if I had the luxury of patience and time I may give it a try. But in Bogota finding what you are looking for for cheap is easy, I'll stick to spas, agencies and indies. But thanks a lot for your report, much appreciated.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TwoFingersEsc;1830522]If you need a secure guided tour throughout Bogota's brothels, I'm your man.

Mr Two Fingers.[/QUOTE]What would your fee be?

I am planning a little 4 day getaway down there.

I am Hispanic seasoned traveler but I am curious as to the benefit of a guide.

Anyone ever had experience with clubrosa. Co? Interesting ladies, some very attractive in my opinion. Contacted them via WhatsApp and they responded. Lots of questions for them but wondered if anyone had partaken? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Soldierb11;1820470]Whether or not big western chain hotels are guest friendly depends on what kind of guest and how many you are bringing in a day. I've stayed at the W 3 times since August and have not had a problem because the two girls I see in Bogota do not dress or act like working girls and when they come visit me they register at front desk and then stay with me for 2-3 days. If that is what you define as chica friendly then I would agree a lot of the hotels are. If however you are bringing girls in that look like hookers every 4 hours then you will have a problem. At a minimum they will charge you for the extra guest even though you reserved a room for two persons. Your two persons are you and the first girl you bring in. Girl #2,3,4 and so on might incur you charges of $50 or more. So if you plan on several sessions a day I would definitely be looking at some of the apartment hotels that are available and don't care how many girls you take up a day.[/QUOTE]Can you suggestion some apartment hotels that won't charge for every body that you want through your door?

[QUOTE=Flyer1999;1831099]Can you suggestion some apartment hotels that won't charge for every body that you want through your door?[/QUOTE][URL]www.viaggio.com.co[/URL] Just book and pay for 2 persons and there will be no problem during all your stay. Your "guests" have to show cedula after 9 pm but that is for your own safety.

[QUOTE=Flyer1999;1831099]Can you suggestion some apartment hotels that won't charge for every body that you want through your door?[/QUOTE]Lloyds apartahotel. I posted a report on it in August.

One night I met up with a cupid chica. We've been communicating a few days before my trip, she was always very (too) eager to meet, so I know what the deal was -- when on the day we were supposed to hook up, she messaged me "are we meeting for real? If so I need to let the club know I won't go in and instead will spend time with you. " She asked for 500 K for TLN, I countered and settled on 300 K. In person she's every bit as pretty as her profile pics, although a little much on the skinny side. Turned out she's a student by day and working girl by night -- at "The Mansion". (Read back 20 pages or so and someone has written about this place.) Supposedly a high class joint in the north. She told me the club charges 300 K an hour for fun time PLUS 150 K for room fee. Not sure if she was exaggerating to make me think she deserved more. She also showed me some pics of her with a Florida gentleman who invited / paid her to go on a Cartagena vacation, never having met her and after communicating online only. Well guess what, her attitude sucked so I let her go after a few hours and 2 pops.

On another day I was up in the north seeing a dentist (thanks to a fellow board member's recommendation). Afterwards, since I was nearby, I thought might as well go pay the "Mezzanine" a visit. The name of the building is actually something else (which I've forgotten), but thankfully I identified the place by the big letters "Mezzanine". With shops next to one another in a retail setting, this reminds me of the BBSs in China. I walked up, turned the corner around the back and went to a random shop. Chose a young cutie, agreed to 100 K for an hour and went to work in the closet-sized room. She is a college student, has nice natural boobs, fun; and I asked her for possible later hookups. She said takeout is 180 K each time, and 500 K TLN. (what's up with 500 K and these girls in the north? Later in the day we exchanged WhatsApp and she asked if she could see me. I told her I want to, but I don't have 500 K. Then, doing my best Grownman impression -- I bartered for her service. You see, I have this 7" Android tablet that I bought on black Friday (2014, for like $30 LOL) and a bottle of designer perfume purchased from a T. J. Maxx. Although unopened and still new-in-box, these items are so old their depreciated value is like nothing to me. Negotiated 2 hours 2 pops for these gifts, she came to my hotel in the evening. A very GFE 2 hours was had, and she was very grateful for the gifts. This turned out to be the best fuck I had the whole trip.

Met up with Arcangel one afternoon and went browsing in Chapinero. Was handed a business card for a new place it looked like, Calle 59 #10-19, Only 2 below-average girls were available, both wearing some kind of uniforms that are cross-between medical and Star Trek. We were quoted some crazy price like 145 K for half an hour. No thanks. Kept on going, to "the Secret Place" on Calle 60-bis -- upstairs joint behind the metal door. Price was more in line with others, like 40 K for half hour (but only one girl was available -- who was kind of cute by the way.

Walked one block north to Calle 61 and Caracas, it was a strip club on a second floor. I didn't made the connection at the time, but this joint was Las Divas -- across the street from the Pussy House. In the early afternoon this place actually wasn't bad. I saw about 6 or 7 girls and at least half of them were doable. Quoted 50 K for half an hour but I didn't partake. I had to be somewhere else so I left Arcangel to take his pick.

Although Santa Fe has the "low class" reputation, cheaper pussies can be found in the casas in Chapinero. On the morning before my flight home, I went to Calle 64 #15-30, Banged out a nice looker for 30 K / half hour! 30 K is the basic fuck fee -- 10 K upsell for massage, 20 K for kissing on the lips, etc.

Odds and ends: Sundays are slow in Santa Fe. Girls take the night off and many clubs aren't open.

The bar "Texas" has the cheapest beer in Santa Fe for 3 K.

Ever wonder how the stage strippers make money when the Colombian dudes don't make it rain with peso bills? The clubs pay them directly. A girl told me 15 K for 3 songs is the going rate.

Tuesday night. Some places close early. The talent was off the chain though at Fiebre Sex! Pulled a young Chante Moore lookalike and 50 K later my sac was drained.

Join a bike tour or go ride on the Ciclovia on Sunday. Fun non-mongering activity.

[QUOTE=Parkinsons;1832420]Although Santa Fe has the "low class" reputation, cheaper pussies can be found in the casas in Chapinero. On the morning before my flight home, I went to Calle 64 #15-30, Banged out a nice looker for 30 K / half hour! 30 K is the basic fuck fee -- 10 K upsell for massage, 20 K for kissing on the lips, etc.[/QUOTE]Yeap, and many of these girls are semi Pros, young and / or brand new to the business, unlike most girls in Santa Fe. Not as convenient as Santa Fe but it is a matter of knowing where to go. On my last visit I went to Chicas 2000 on 71, at least 12 girls in the lineup, half of them very doable.

[QUOTE] Ever wonder how the stage strippers make money when the Colombian dudes don't make it rain with peso bills? The clubs pay them directly. A girl told me 15 K for 3 songs is the going rate. [/QUOTE]When not in stage they also make money from liquor sold to customers (if seating with them) from a 1/2 bottle of aguardinte sold, they get 12 k, customer buys them a Smirnoff, it is 3 k for them.

[QUOTE] Join a bike tour or go ride on the Ciclovia on Sunday. Fun non-mongering activity.[/QUOTE]The Ciclovia is one of many fun non-mongering activities in Bogota on a Sunday, want a challenge? Walk up Monserrate, enjoy the number of hot girls in tight yoga pants walking the path. No worries, there is beer and food along the way.

Parkinsons. Thanks so much for your reports, very informative, accurate and entertaining to read.

Had a layover. Long enough that I didn't want to just wait it out in the airport so took my suitcase to the storage area which is on arrivals at the end (door 1) and hopped an uber to Santa Fe.

Santa Fe was rocking. Started with a slim 23 yr old natural for $50 mil in paisas. Then after that walked around a bit and went inside California. Had a 3 mil beer and a 35 mil 22 yr old. Finally mustered enough energy for one more punt with a sexy natural 8 from fiebre for $56 mil.

Pinged my Uber back to the airport and slept through the red eye.

Total costs are $224 mil. Not a bad layover.