Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=RobertLong;2238876]But I have never been interested in going to the site. I don't know why, just after seeing the photos I was disappointed. I would argue with you on the point about offending the Japanese tourists. The number one tourist attraction in Honolulu is the USS Arizona Memorial in Pearl Harbor. The Japanese arrive in bus loads. The numbers are amazing.

RL.[/QUOTE]Then don't go there. I didn't exactly say one should plan his trip to Thailand around a visit to that WWII museum or to even make a side trip to Kanchanaburi to see it. LOL. Only if you are going to be in the area, it is worth spending some time there where looking at or walking on the Bridge is done and finished in 5 minutes and the cemetery is a look to your left as you drive by experience.

And I did not say the Japanese tourists avoided the museum because they are ashamed of the photos and evidence of their brutal wartime atrocities on exhibit there. Just that there is so relatively little promotion of it by and in Thailand. Who knows, maybe those Japanese tour group sales pitches feature giant headlines about how no trip to Thailand should happen without a stroll through the history of Japanese atrocities against Thais, Burmese, Western European Farangs and so on but they just can't generate much interest in it.

On the other hand, I would say Americans promote the hell out of a visit to Pearl Harbor for any tourists from every country in the world.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2238792]Well, you didn't mention it when you mentioned the Bridge and cemetery, I don't think I have seen it cited on the tour van banners, I have mentioned it to at least 3 tourists and expats who went there to see the Bridge and they didn't know it was there even though they are into WWII related topics, I only knew about it because I bothered to open a dusty brochure on a dusty rack at my nearby hotel, the hotel driver who took us from the hotel to the Bridge had no idea where it was even though it is within a 5 minute walk of the Bridge, we had to ask 3-4 vendors on the very soi it was located on where it was before we found one who knew (I was with a native Thai speaking gf, btw), when we got there we had to practically blow an air horn to pull an attendant out of hiding to sell us an entrance ticket and during the hour or so we were there on a Saturday with huge crowds down the soi gawking at the Bridge, we saw only three other couples and 1 family, all farangs except one couple, in the place.
[/QUOTE]It is possible I missed that museum and was taken to something else as I don't recall it being that large. Too long ago now. Alzheimer's setting in. I did go to some sort of museum, recall some artifacts and a lot of depressing photos, and was a little bored by it to be honest.

A quote from Wikipedia (just slightly confusing LOL):

"The major railway bridge described in the novel and film didn't actually cross the river known at the time as the Kwai. However, in 1943 a railway bridge was built by Allied POWs over the Mae Klong river renamed as a result of the film Khwae Yai in the 1960's at Tha Ma Kham, five kilometres from Kanchanaburi, Thailand Boulle had never been to the bridge. He knew that the railway ran parallel to the Kwae for many miles, and he therefore assumed that it was the Kwae which it crossed just north of Kanchanaburi. This was an incorrect assumption. The destruction of the bridge as depicted in the film is also entirely fictional. In fact, two bridges were built: a temporary wooden bridge and a permanent steel / concrete bridge a few months later. Both bridges were used for two years, until they were destroyed by Allied bombing. The steel bridge was repaired and is still in use today".

So there is a railway bridge over the River Kwae Yai (sounds closer to Quare than to Kwai LOL) in the town, maybe repaired after being aerial bombed. However little to do with the wooden bridge depicted in the movie with Alec Guiness starring. On Google Maps it seems nothing like 5km from the town. Much closer. So is it relevant at all?

Here is what some others wrote on internet:

JR Armstrong:

"It is technically in Tha Makham, and runs over the river Kwai Yai, though if you're travelling there you will want to ask for Kanchanaburi, which is the nearby town. It is still standing, though it was destroyed and rebuilt during the war, and has since had extensive repairs / modifications. It is near the end of the line, where the war memorial stands at Hell's Pass on the Burmese border.

Note that if you're after the bridge of the film of the same name, that movie is fictitious, and the river was not even called by that name until decades later. The name may have been fictionalised from another river in the area, Kwai Noi (little buffalo), which now merges with Kwai Yai (big buffalo) to become Mae Klong, which was the name of the River Kwai at the time. ".

Elise Rollon:

"The real Bridge on the River Kwai during the JEATH War or World War is located at the JEATH War Museum basement.

No, it is not standing or not being used until now. The Bridge on the River Kwai (the black one) you see in pictures right now is a new bridge.

If you want to see you can go on a day tour to the Kanchanaburi Province to see the original bridge (parts of it) at the JEATH War Museum and to see the new bridge (black one) that is still being used by people and by trains. ".

Despite these, I don't see any evidence there is a Kwai river at all. Just an English misspelling and mispronunciation of Kwae. Kwai means buffalo, but Kwae does not. So "Little buffalo" and "Big buffalo" are actually big buffalo bullshit.

If you ask a Thai about river Kwai, they generally have not heard of it, as the main river in Kanchanburi is called the Kwae. Actually Kwae Yai joins to Kwae Noi on google Maps to become Mae Khlong. From what I read above, Kwae Yai section was originally called Mae Khlong as well, a little guess work here, since all the info is contradictory on the face of it.

Here is the new bridge (or is it a war time one repaired? Certainly not the one referred to in the movie:
[url]https://goo.gl/maps/paPhgCA4WSR2[/url]

There is also a Hell Fire Pass museum about 80 km from Kanchanburi town toward the Sai Yok Yai waterfall. So okay Some artifacts in the Jeath War museum are probably the real thing.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;2238290]Fanfinfin has no restriction by nationality. However, it's entirely in Thai language and clearly geared towards the Thai market, so if you don't speak Thai, it's less accessible (but with enough patience, anything is possible). They even have a "/ farang" page, a half-hearted attempt to present what I guess are Farang-friendly girls, but it's still in Thai.

The procedure is simple: browse the site, add the girl to your Line by their Line ID (shown on the site and free). Then, arrange the meeting and activities through there. Some girls might not be able to read / write English, others might not like Farang (usually ask for a higher price, no thanks), but you'll eventually be able to arrange a session with someone. Confirm the price, activities and meeting place / time in advance.

In the profiles, the girls generally list the areas they're available in, their schedules, dos / donts and prices. Reading the profiles before contacting them is useful and makes the process smoother (so they don't have to answer the same questions 20 times per day, in a foreign language no less).

As for translating the profiles, thai2 english site is more useful than Google Translate. However, as on most monger sites, there's plenty of slang (no fresh, small milk) so direct translation is of limited use, you need to figure it out yourself.

Most girls seem to prefer outcall, either at their room or an ST hotel of their choice. Some can come to your place, if you're lucky to be within their coverage area.

Out of 3 sessions I had so far, all girls had a rather pleasant attitude, and delivered on what they promised (2 leisurely shots for 1200-1500 baht + hotel). For what it's worth, I speak Thai, have been around for a while and tend to pick girls who seem interesting, rather than just going for the hottest looking photo out there. It's a small sample, so YMMV, and for an average tourist the results might not be as good.

Why only 3 sessions so far? I dislike is the overhead of arranging things online. Overhead tends to be at least 3 h from first message to the meeting, contact does not always result in a meeting, and you might find yourself braving traffic and searching for a building on a small soi in a distant part of Bangkok (like Ramkhamhaeng or Ngamwongwan). I must say Fanfinfin has made me pessimistic about the entire online prostitution scene. It's has a wide selection, decent prices, ok process (direct contact) and sessions tend to go well. Unfortunately, for me it's simply far less fun than strolling along Sukhumvit and talking to the eager girls back in the good old days.

Once you're with the girl, if you ask, the girls can invite you to member-only Thai groups with even more providers than the website (posting inviting pictures and offers). Seems interesting at first, but it gets a bit tedious after a while, and is not the kind of content I want arriving to my Line constantly.

If you speak zero Thai or don't care to go out of your comfort zone, I imagine this scene could be frustrating, but it can be done with patience. Prices sure beat that big Farang-oriented "escort" site by a factor of 3, and selection is better too.[/QUOTE]Excellent information. Three hours invested per session! Ugh! That does make it less than appealing.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2238850]There is a lot of Opposite Speak and willful self-delusion on the dating sites.

Girls who say they want honesty and hate liars are often the ones most likely to agree to meet you at 3 pm and might finally own up to not having even left their room yet at 6 pm. And when they arrive will be the most dramatically different than their photos. But not in a good way.

Girls who come across as the most demanding of total fidelity for the rest of their and your life even before the first date will turn out to be so lacking in positive attributes you can't imagine any man maintaining fidelity to her all the way to the end of the first coffee meeting, much less for life.

Girls who warn you not to even THINK about bedding them down on the first date do so because they already know from countless times before that all it takes is for you to lay your open palm on their blue jeans covered thigh in a movie theater to cause them to leave a wet spot on the seat and prove to you before that first date night is over they've got the roundest heels and fastest spring-loaded legs in Bangkok.

So too is the case with many "looking for a serious relationship" girls on the dating sites. I suppose some of them are simply saying "I am not a hooker" in other words. But almost every dating site girl I have enjoyed for dating fun with no real focus on turning it into a marriage proposal originally said they were only looking for "a serious relationship". And almost without exception they hang in there to see me again and again after a wink and a nod understanding that I most certainly must be banging tons of other girls between our occasional dates.
[/QUOTE]Ha ha. Amusing stuff. Yes demand honesty but are not honest.

I do believe there are girls out there looking for a serious relationship, in droves. Really means they want a rich man to look after them so they don't have to work hard any more, and good sex would be a bonus. However many of these women have aged and not kept their body in best possible shape to attract men easily, and some do not have any English, so puzzles me how they expect to catch a Farang husband.

Even my long term GF seems to be allowing herself to put on a lot of weight now. Once was skinny (40 Kg). I fear she will be a fatty before much longer, and I have no experience fucking fat girls at all. Used to have very hot body, but just starting to decline now (too much beer I guess). Permanent relationships is not a great idea. LOL

[blue]Here the link to test. This is not the thread to do that.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?370-Add-Test-Messages-Here[/blue]

I'm fat, 63 and have a nice heart, open wallet and nice condo. I'm smoking them right now on TF and Tinder. I never go older than 30 and haven't paid more than 2000 LT. I do my cruising at night or on the BTS. It beats walking in the heat. And I hate lower Sukhumvit.

She used to work for Boss Massage on Sukhumvit soi 24/1, and no she is a freelancer on soi 4. When you go down the soi, you will find her on the right side after Hooters. She is quite regular there. She is 30+, slim body, silicone boobs. Regular sex is 1000 thb I think and A-level is 1500 thb. She will bring you to a hotel nearby. She is the kind that delivers PSE: BBBJ, CIM, DATY, 69, DFK, RJ, etc. I recommend, and she is funny and relaxed.

To admin: I have read the rules regarding posting pictures. I do not believe I infringe on them but if it is the case, it is by mistake.

So. I guess after reading multiple threads, I am a bit confused and have a naive question. Is there any reason to believe that agencies such as bangkokgoldenescorts or bangkokdreamsgirl or absolute-angels may have hotties with total fake pics? And what are the chances that one will land up in a bait and switch? The reason I am asking is that finding someone of your type may not be that easy for grab whether at bars or freelancers on streets or on dating sites. Especially when you are traveling on a short trip. And even if you are able to find one, what are the odds that they could deliver what you want and don't get into drama afterwards. So in my understanding it may be true that agencies might be bit more expensive, but from time and service perspective for a short visit, wouldn't you say agencies might be better bets?

And I totally get the kick of scoring a hottie on street but the odds are a bit puzzling to me.

Any thoughts?

So funny and so true. I had one girl I found on TF tell me while negotiating cost and time of meeting out of the blue she says no ass! OK I didn't even ask. After 1/2 hour of bed time she asks to do her ass!!

Figure that one out.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2237751]In my experience, all of the BJ bars are expecting the customer to pay up front, at least for the initial BJ. I could be wrong, and forget the system at Loli-tas. [/QUOTE]Afterskool definitely doesn't, I was there about a week ago. I'm a regular (ish) there so theat may be why I don't pay until I'm done.

Most guys know Smooci is hit or miss, but a lot misses. Those photos are tricky. So here's some more valuable intel. My top choices that have been Monkeypaw verified are Vanida and Gita. They delivered as advertised and look accurate as in their photos. So for those of you follow Monkeypaw's lead on looks, beauty, and service. You know what to do. As for the girls I've reported on and recommended, I can make them famous. Call it Monkeypaw's power of popularity. Vanida and Gita, sexy, hot bodied, and PSE available. Forget what's listed on Smooci. It's all about how much game you have once in the room and how horny you can make the girl. Extra tips will help as well. Enjoy.

[QUOTE=ShinyMewtwo;2238725]Hi bro,

I like your stories they are often very entertaining but I have a question for this particular case. How come that last guy has your number? Is he a friend of yours or something? This seems a bit strange or did he grab her phone and contacted you on line or something?

Cheers.[/QUOTE]You are asking, who is he? He's just like you and me. We all find gems and treasures here and there. I like to share most of mine, Read my reports and posts carefully. The devil is in the detail. Good luck in your hunt. For those who succeed, sweet rewards await. And trust me, there are those who do eventually get this whole Monkeypaw business.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2238986]I do believe there are girls out there looking for a serious relationship, in droves. Really means they want a rich man to look after them so they don't have to work hard any more, and good sex would be a bonus. However many of these women have aged and not kept their body in best possible shape to attract men easily, and some do not have any English, so puzzles me how they expect to catch a Farang husband.[/QUOTE]I'd agree, but they have their bar set very high. They all think they should be able to land a multi-millionaire with very little effort, and this coming from daughters of farmers, many of whom have not or have barely finished high school. A bit unrealistic and that is why many of them settle for the big bucks they can make in the bar if they are good looking. But of course those looks don't last forever. I see many "old bargirls" who were young and pretty and thought too much of themselves and now are way past their "sell by date" and really have few options. And that will happen to many of these young cuties as there are few that hit the million dollar lottery, and if they do, many will mess that up as well.

[QUOTE=RobJones;2239038]So funny and so true. I had one girl I found on TF tell me while negotiating cost and time of meeting out of the blue she says no ass! OK I didn't even ask. After 1/2 hour of bed time she asks to do her ass!!

Figure that one out.[/QUOTE]Simple man, her pussy was in pain. I have a regular girl that only offered me her ass when she had serious pussy pain. Normally she does not like it that much. Must be well over two years since she last offered me her ass. A rare exception, however she did have experience in it for sure.

Look I only make a wild guess. Who knows her mind in reality, she could be crazy. Could be she liked you so much, she really wanted to please. Maybe she figured you would cum in a hurry in there. LOL

An ex Snow White girl June had been away for months. I had done her ass before (maybe just once), and she offered again. However she really could not relax it any more (out of practice). So I just could not get the dick in there (too tight and unrelaxed).

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2237733]I don't think the girl cares so much about how far your hotel is if you take her LT. However, you must adjust your expectations on the amount of time she spends with you and you pay for her taxi home. I used to have a girl come visit me in Pattaya from her Thai bar in Sri Racha but I let her go at 1 pm instead of 3 pm since she had longer to travel back home to get ready for work.[/QUOTE]What's the scene like in sri racha, IE generally number of girls, quality and price, I have been to ban chang, rayong and ban phe rld's so any new playgrounds are a curiosity, your response will be greatly appreciated esp if you point me to its location as well.