Bangkok Reports

Soon after checking into my hotel two weeks ago I decided to check off one on my Bangkok Must Try list. Walked to the beer garden on Soi 7 at 3 pm and sat down, place was somewhat empty but I saw 6 or 7 ladies, some with guys and others chatting in pairs. Got a bottle of beer and one semi-attractive woman motioned for me to come join her and her friend, both not really my type but I thought it would be fun to see what their game is. Nit, who waved me over, did all the talking, she was obviously interested in getting a customer, wanted 2000. I asked if DFK would be provided, "I really like to kiss. " Her friend smiled, got up and moved to a different table as Nit scowled, "not like to kiss, only with boyfriend. " I replied, "oh, you have a boyfriend?" Nit said, "no. " I was feeling belligerent so I countered with, "well maybe if you kissed on dates you would have a boyfriend. " She started to go off on me for being rude so I moved back to my original table.

A few minutes later a nicely dressed woman walks into the place and heads for the restrooms, "I like your shirt" and touches it as she passes by me. Coming back she asks "may I sit with you?" I bought her a beer and another for myself. I am highly attracted to her, Dollar, but tired from my flight. Her english is perfect and we seemed a good match, so I scheduled for her to meet me at my room for 2 pm the next day. She knocked on the door wearing a sexy dress and carrying 2 big cold bottles of Chang beer. I think, wow, that's so cool. She showered and poured beer into the hotel glasses then we proceeded to have a great chemistry sex. Dollar is in her early 40's, has natural C cup breasts, gave passionate BBBJs and lots of DFK. The next day I get a text message from her, "I miss you. " I'm thinking, cynically, she's having a slow day. But I walk to where she's at on Soi 11.

Thought I would be a gentleman and walk her back to my hotel. Get there, she's at a bar, I can't remember the name, and she's completely inebriated. Totally smashed. Can hardly stand up. Great, she's an alcoholic. Just gross. Tried to explain to her why I divorced someone similar and she just turned around and wobbled her way out the door. 2 hours later I had a great time at Kiss Massage with Ceela, so damn easy to move on in Bangkok.

[QUOTE=TigressWanted;2241636]A few minutes later a nicely dressed woman <snip> I walk to where she's at on Soi 11[/QUOTE]I'll be staying on Soi 11 next week. If you have a pic, I wouldn't turn down a talented, well endowed cocksucker for a few relatively sober hours.

[QUOTE=TigressWanted;2241636]Dollar is in her early 40's, has natural C cup breasts, gave passionate BBBJs and lots of DFK. The next day I get a text message from her, "I miss you. " I'm thinking, cynically, she's having a slow day. But I walk to where she's at on Soi 11.

Thought I would be a gentleman and walk her back to my hotel. Get there, she's at a bar, I can't remember the name, and she's completely inebriated. Totally smashed. Can hardly stand up. Great, she's an alcoholic. Just gross. Tried to explain to her why I divorced someone similar and she just turned around and wobbled her way out the door. 2 hours later I had a great time at Kiss Massage with Ceela, so damn easy to move on in Bangkok.[/QUOTE]Well, sure, but maybe you could have gotten even better sex with Dollar again for even less than what you paid last time. Just saying.

[QUOTE=Ebauche;2241769]I'll be staying on Soi 11 next week. If you have a pic, I wouldn't turn down a talented, well endowed cocksucker for a few relatively sober hours.[/QUOTE]Sorry, didn't take any pics, but if you see a lady with medium length brown hair, wide face, perfect English, a royal blue pant suit on, with white pin stripes, between Soi 5 & Soi 11, on the streets or in any bars, that's her. And in reply to the other guy about getting better and cheaper sex with a woman who is totally smashed, no thanks, been there done that with my ex. I run away, not walk, from alcoholics. But Dollar is in fact quite fun when reasonably sober.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2241522]If its really gnarly (like last night) I take the MRT at Asoke and switch at Sala Daeng, or vice versa, ride to Sala Daeng and then use the MRT.
[/QUOTE]Thanks for detail. I would try it if my regular girl should live there. I did have a girl staying in a spendy high rise on Thonburi side for a bit, but she could not afford it really.

"Gnarly" is interesting word, that usually applies only to trees or very twisted stuff in my part of the world. Is it at all like English "ropey" or Canadian "hosed" (which are also unknown back home)? I guess must be special USA usage or slang, since not familiar with it.

[QUOTE=TigressWanted;2241636] Dollar is in her early 40's, has natural C cup breasts, gave passionate BBBJs and lots of DFK. [/QUOTE]I think the name Dollar is a little unlikely (still could be wrong). So hard for a Thai to pronounce Dollar at all close to how it should be. Likely an invented working name. Tora (originally a Japanese word) is more likely, and Thais pronounce it somewhere close to Dollar but more like Dtoh-Lah. I heard the word Tora used many time for a Soapy MP section giving body slide but I think came with the implication of big natural tits (to be used for massaging you).

Another possibility is her name is Dara which basically means a "star". Relatively common Thai name. In my early Soapy days I had a lot of trouble to pick the difference whether mamasan was talking about the Dtoh-Lah (Tora) section or the Dara section. Sounded so similar to me at the time, due to funny Thai sounds.

Another obvious possibility is Western name Dora, since Thais do not pronounce letter L or are at all like English, so that they often sound interchangeable.

I generally have had bad experiences with drunks. So I think good decision to pass. You can still fuck her another day when she is in much better condition. Just slightly tipsy can be good as makes Thai girls more passionate and out of control.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2241541]Thai language does not have plurals so most bargirls don't do plurals two well at all.

The only option is for the girl to ask for "two drink (s), one tequila and one coke". Everyone know knows "tequila coke", is not a mixed drink, right? LOL.

[/QUOTE]LOL. Actually, no. I am not really a drinker so I could not tell you what combinations of liquids are to be found in 99% of the cocktails listed on a drink menu. Or what was just "invented" 6 months ago in Thailand and is now all the rage. You know, "Oh, have you tried the new cocktail out of Bangkok? It's called the "Thai Bargirl Scam". You mix teguila and coke! Fantastic!"

Besides which we are talking about Thai people. Everyone knows you don't put ketchup on pizza, right? And how about ketchup on French Toast? Everyone knows you never do that. Yep, many Thai people do both. I've seen it.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2241846]LOL. Actually, no. I am not a drinker so I could not tell you what combinations of liquids are to be found in 99% of the cocktails listed on a drink menu. Or what was just "invented" 6 months ago in Thailand and is now all the rage. Besides which we are talking about Thai people. Everyone knows you don't put ketchup on pizza, right? And how about ketchup on French Toast? Yep, many Thai people do both. I've seen it.[/QUOTE]In China I have to remember to say no bacon no fried egg on my burger. Or noodles No mayonnaise too.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2241821]I think the name Dollar is a little unlikely (still could be wrong). So hard for a Thai to pronounce Dollar at all close to how it should be. Likely an invented working name. Tora (originally a Japanese word) is more likely, and Thais pronounce it somewhere close to Dollar but more like Dtoh-Lah. I heard the word Tora used many time for a Soapy MP section giving body slide but I think came with the implication of big natural tits (to be used for massaging you).

Another possibility is her name is Dara which basically means a "star". Relatively common Thai name. In my early Soapy days I had a lot of trouble to pick the difference whether mamasan was talking about the Dtoh-Lah (Tora) section or the Dara section. Sounded so similar to me at the time, due to funny Thai sounds.[/QUOTE]Just checked my LINE, yep, she goes by Dollar, her photos there she's a redhead, 10 years younger, with a gorgeous smile.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2241815]Thanks for detail. I would try it if my regular girl should live there. I did have a girl staying in a spendy high rise on Thonburi side for a bit, but she could not afford it really.

"Gnarly" is interesting word, that usually applies only to trees or very twisted stuff in my part of the world. Is it at all like English "ropey" or Canadian "hosed" (which are also unknown back home)? I guess must be special USA usage or slang, since not familiar with it.[/QUOTE]Gnarly is a description of something extreme. Can be extremely good or extremely bad. For non-Americans interested in our slang you can try [URL]www.urbandictionary.com[/URL] to find meanings of phrases you may not understand.

Syzgies I was surprised you used the term "no way Jose" in a recent post. That is American slang few non-Americans would understand.

Certainly you must have seen Fast Times at Ridgemont High with Phoebe Cates?

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSOESfsNd4w[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovqke9RiMXs[/URL]

[QUOTE=Beijing4987;2241851]In China I have to remember to say no bacon no fried egg on my burger. Or noodles No mayonnaise too.[/QUOTE]Fired egg and bacon is common place through the world for "Burger with the lot". However I also always remember now to request no Mayo on everything. Nothing worse than a soggy burger. In Soi 11 was once given salad bowl with shredded salad swimming in an immense lake of Mayo and I don't use normal Mayo at all. Was hard to explain to them that Mayo should be served separate so we can ignore it, and I wanted to eat my salad with my main course steak or whatever it was. LOL.

How Thais need Mayo and ketchup on Pizza is strange. Ketchup goes on almost all western origin foods somehow, including steak, chicken, grilled pork, fish, potatoes, bread, you name it, as ET says. Yesterday a Chicken Kebab was ordered on my behalf. I remembered to ask for no Mayo so what happened, mushy from a sweet very slightly chili tomato sauce. Just did not go with the chicken in my view, and I hate sweet sauces on savoury food anyway. A squeeze of lime juice (no sugar) would work for me. Normal on Kebab OS.

[QUOTE=Allover;2241883]

Syzgies I was surprised you used the term "no way Jose" in a recent post. That is American slang few non-Americans would understand.[/QUOTE]Don't be silly, this rhyming slang has a totally obvious meaning, I could have written just "no way" only, and must have appeared in many American movies and TV shows (since I know it well). Other rhyming slang does not always have an obvious meaning. I would be very surprised if this one was not totally understandable.

You can't say "a gnarly beautiful girl", right? So I am sceptical about "extremely" being correct.
I did read just now that Gnarly should mean "very difficult" in North America.
Maybe a "gnarly problem" where other countries would say a "knotty problem"

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2241907]Fired egg and bacon is common place through the world for "Burger with the lot". However I also always remember now to request no Mayo on everything. Nothing worse than a soggy burger. In Soi 11 was once given salad bowl with shredded salad swimming in an immense lake of Mayo and I don't use normal Mayo at all. Was hard to explain to them that Mayo should be served separate so we can ignore it, and I wanted to eat my salad with my main course steak or whatever it was. LOL.

How Thais need Mayo and ketchup on Pizza is strange. Ketchup goes on almost all western origin foods somehow, including steak, chicken, grilled pork, fish, potatoes, bread, you name it, as ET says. Yesterday a Chicken Kebab was ordered on my behalf. I remembered to ask for no Mayo so what happened, mushy from a sweet very slightly chili tomato sauce. Just did not go with the chicken in my view, and I hate sweet sauces on savoury food anyway. A squeeze of lime juice (no sugar) would work for me. Normal on Kebab OS.[/QUOTE]Well, not really. A fried egg is not common on a hamburger in the US.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2241888]Certainly you must have seen Fast Times at Ridgemont High with Phoebe Cates?

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSOESfsNd4w[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovqke9RiMXs[/URL][/QUOTE]Nope. Sounds like a girly movie. I vaguely remember seeing Phoebe Cates showering nude under a waterfall or something similar in a clip from some movie. Not Blue Lagoon, but similar. Probably did not actually watch any of her movies, or forgot which one. She might not have been slender enough for my taste. LOL

I remember an early computer game called "Adventure", possibly before your generation, which included going through a maze of "twisty Gnarly passages" (if remember right).