Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2984866]It seems as if my posting about Thai bargirls in this topic gives you a sad.

Sorry, but I'm not going to post about other men. There are specific websites for that, you should go check them out.

As for my harem, they're just the same bargirls some of you see every day. I just prefer going with ladies I have gone with before. Unless I am in the mood for someone new.[/QUOTE]It's all good. This be the rants thread so it's just a big mess. You seem to post about Sub quite a bit though. It's all in good fun though. The other threads are for posting about girls. This thread is for absolutely nothing of any importance.

There are two kinds of men in this world: those who consume with purpose and those who stuff their faces like desperate street urchins at a langar line, hoping for a taste of something greater than themselves. This is the eternal strugglethe sacred war between the enlightened and the hopelessly basic.

Take floss, for example. Not the pathetic string one uses to clear the debris of mediocrity from their decaying teeth, but chicken floss the woven fabric of civilization itself. If your raisin bread isn't buttered with peanut butter, strawberry preserves, and a dignified mound of floss, then frankly, you're existing in the shadow realm of taste. It's protein, it's texture, it's the culinary equivalent of divine intervention.

Floss is power. Floss is vision. Floss is a statement.

While some of you are out here bumbling around like lost rickshaw-wallahs, trying to over look compensate for your own mediocrity, the true connoisseurs are moving in silence, stacking floss like a Sadhu stacks blessings.

As Guru Nanak once said, Man jeete jag jeet conquer your mind, and you will conquer the world. But some of you can't even conquer the art of presentation. Stumbling through life in ill-fitting shirts, cologne applied with the subtlety of a Punjabi wedding procession, and an aura of desperation so strong it could be bottled and sold as a mosquito repellent.

And yet, some of you dare to walk these streets, thinking you are Rico Suave, when in reality, you are more Rico Soggy, drowning in your own delusions. The wind whispers your insignificance, the streets remember your failures, and the floss remains untouched by your unworthy hands.

A real man carries himself like a proper Sher Punjabi unbothered, unshaken, always three steps ahead. While the uninitiated are still fumbling with their cheap leather wallets, counting out loose change, the true greats have already paid, tipped, and walked away without a second glance.

And speaking of true greatness, let's talk OG Vet Movesthe kind of strategic genius that separates the enlightened from the oblivious. Some of you are still out here burning baht like clueless farangs, while the true masters operate on a higher plane of financial awareness.

Why pay 80 baht for a Coke when you can order tap water, pour it into an empty Coke bottle, and sip with confidence? That's an OG Vet Move.

Why waste baht on a tuk-tuk when you can attach yourself to a local food cart and let the wind carry you to your destination? That's an OG Vet Move.

Why spend money on hotel WiFi when you can lurk outside a Starbucks and steal their signal like a true cyber-nomad? That's an OG Vet Move.

Why pay for a massage when you can just fall down in public and let concerned bystanders rub your back for free? That's an OG Vet Move.

Why pay for an overpriced beer when you can refill an empty LEO bottle with tap water and hold it like a prop while you talk to girls? That's an OG Vet Move.

Why drop cash on a full meal when you can strategically walk past street vendors, engage in deep conversation, and take free sample bites until you're full? That's an OG Vet Move.

Why rent a room when the real veterans know the exact 24-hour McDonald's locations with soft booths and air conditioning? That's an OG Vet Move.

Why even buy toilet paper when 7-Eleven gives out napkins for free if you look just desperate enough? That's an OG Vet Move.

Why pay for a ride when you can hop into the back of a pickup truck, start yelling about "family emergency," and let the kindness of strangers take you where you need to go? That's an OG Vet Move.

Some of you still out here living like clueless backpackers, dropping baht on nonsense while calling yourselves veterans. Meanwhile, the real ones are out here stacking, saving, and spending only where it counts like a true Ludhiana businessman who just closed a deal and knows exactly where to reinvest.

As the old Indian saying goes, Jis the lathi, ohda pendathe one with the stick makes the rules. And right now? Some of you are holding nothing but empty promises and broken dreams.

But enough philosophy. My chicken floss is waiting.

In the words of Eminem


Im the shadow in the corner, watch me creep,
Lyrical puzzles while youre stuck in sleep.
Minds a maze, no map, just guess the way,
Spitting riddles, like Im drunk but got something to say.

Got the puzzle pieces, scattered in my mind,
Words like smoke, I leave em behind.
Eminem wrote this, dont ask why,
Catch me in the cryptic, where the answers die.

[QUOTE=Oakie;2984804]Just another sad rant from a late party crasher, who discovered millions of mongers were having a good time in THE sex DisneyWorld. For most a nice break from the Real World and a chance to engage in a fun fantasy that they are rolling like rich celebs, for a couple of weeks or a couple of months every year. Most mongers can return to reality when they are back in the Real World....[/QUOTE]I like good writing, and this is good writing. Insightful, witty and doesn't take itself too seriously. And it makes me think. For long posts other than field reports, that's a rarity on the Thailand forum. Good job again, Oakie.

[QUOTE=PhilipMarlow;2984981]I like good writing, and this is good writing. Insightful, witty and doesn't take itself too seriously. And it makes me think. For long posts other than field reports, that's a rarity on the Thailand forum. Good job again, Oakie.[/QUOTE]Actually, I found it to be just the opposite. Poorly written, obvious, stupid and simply more of the OP recycled folksy wisdom that hides his true feeling of superiority over others. It makes me think. Why does the [B]Twat-from-the-DR[/B] make such long poorly wittten posts in a portion of ISG county threads where he has never visited?

Anyone impress by anything [B]Twat-from-the-DR[/B] writes are idiots themselves and they know nothing about Thailand. That is the only way they could have anything good to say about him. Unless like [U]AllBitch[/U] they are having homosexual fantasies about him.

[B]When you see me bow![/B]

Lotta words just to say you hate white people, you deranged street sweeper.

Say no to the green apple. Yuck! Glad I'm done with that box. Took couple months, but horrible taste. On a new box, orange. Had this before and tasted much better. Yum. Dorm girls wearing me out.

[B]How you like Mr. Happy Cats meow?[/B]

[QUOTE=PhilipMarlow;2984981]I like good writing, and this is good writing. Insightful, witty and doesn't take itself too seriously. And it makes me think. For long posts other than field reports, that's a rarity on the Thailand forum. Good job again, Oakie.[/QUOTE]Philip, buddy, we need to talk.

This right here is a cry for help. A textbook case of displacement, classic avoidance behavior, and a desperate plea for validation wrapped in faux literary critique. And honestly? I'm concerned.

See, when a grown man starts clinging to the nearest contrarian opinion like a life raft just to passive-aggressively lash out at the person who bruised his delicate ego, we're not in the realm of rational discourse anymore. We're in deep, uncharted emotional waters. And I fear you're drowning.

I get it, really. That whole prostitution legality debacle left you feeling exposed, vulnerable perhaps even humiliated. But instead of processing that discomfort in a healthy way, you've chosen to align yourself with this post?

This post you have endorsed reads more like the note of a man teetering on the edge, desperate to prove that he's above it all, yet frantically grasping for approval from the very people who wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire. And here you are, applauding it like it's a masterpiece, not realizing that all you've done is hand over the last shred of dignity you had left.

But here's the good news: It's not too late. There's still hope for you. All you have to do is step away from the keyboard, take a deep breath, and accept that being wrong about Thai law isn't the end of the world. Clinging to the DR Twat like a therapy doll won't save you. In fact, it's only making it worse.

Please, Philip before it's too late. Seek help.

[QUOTE=TConor;2985002]In the States there are too many better steak places.[/QUOTE]So you live in the Shithole country of the Dis United States of America! That is why you took umbrage to my statement while we were having a discussion about merits of purchasing [U]Thai Gold[/U]. You were coming at me from the perspective of privilege being beneficiary of the current Musk / Trump Co-Presidency movement to take the United States of America back to the days of the Three-Fifths Compromise.

I hope you are a citizen and you are white. Otherwise you are likely to get fired or deported!

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2984943][B]Shut the fuck up until you return to Thailand.[/B] ya *****! The only thing you are writing about your [U]bar girls[/U] are the WhatsApp messages you are receiving. They are writing because you give them free alcohol and pay them to sit on your face. Other clients fuck. Makes them have to put work in. [B]They consider you easy money![/B]!

[B]When you see me bow![/B][/QUOTE]Here's a hint for you:

Licking pussy is part of something called "foreplay". Not all of us are Short Time guys.

[QUOTE=Allover;2984873]I happen to be heavily involved in investment real estate.[/QUOTE]You don't own any investment real estate in any country other than in the Dis United States of America. So, don't be trying to tell a person that is involved in investment real estate in multiple countries what you know about Thailand. [B]Because you dont know[/B].

[QUOTE=Allover;2984873]But I wouldn't waste my time buying a Pattaya condo to rent out.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't bother buying a GOLD ETFs. ETFs are for people too stupid to make their own investment decisions so they do as your homosexual partner the [B]Twat-from-the-DR[/B] says:

[QUOTE=Oakie;2984741]The only ones that consistently make money are the money managers, who charge fees for their "expertise" and "advice" whether the market rises or falls!

If they were really experts, they wouldn't have to sell their "expertise" to try to make a buck. They'd be busy using it to get rich![/QUOTE]If this is the case and I know you agree with him because you are always on your knees kissing his ring and (doing who knows what else while you a kneeling in front of him) then a ETF fits exactly what he is describing.

Everyone knows that Vanguard the only mutual fund company owned by the shareholders themselves. Consistently charging the lower fees in the industry for index mutual funds and active ones.

[QUOTE=Allover;2984873]Flying business class of course unless they upgrade me to First class.[/QUOTE]Can I fly business class? No I cannot. I cannot afford to. So, now you know all the talk about my flow and my stack was just that talk. But what I can do is this:

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2984594]Here is what I do / did:

[U]11/09/2023[/U]: Buy at 32700.

[U]02/14/2025[/U]: Sell at 46750.

46750 - 32700 = 14,050/ Baht increase. Let's do a little trader math: [B]+42.97% in 15 months[/B]. Now making that kind of return is not for everyone. So, please continue to do what it is you do what is best for YOUR portfolio. I simply providing an example of what is actually possible with [U]Thai Gold[/U].[/QUOTE][B]Here endith the lesson for you![/B]

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2985009]Say no to the green apple. Yuck! Glad I'm done with that box. Took couple months, but horrible taste. On a new box, orange. Had this before and tasted much better. Yum. Dorm girls wearing me out.

[B]How you like Mr. Happy Cats meow?[/B][/QUOTE]Forgot the pic. LOL.

[QUOTE=PhilipMarlow;2984981]I like good writing, and this is good writing. Insightful, witty and doesn't take itself too seriously. And it makes me think. For long posts other than field reports, that's a rarity on the Thailand forum. Good job again, Oakie.[/QUOTE]Thank you Mr. Marlow:

Your're a brave man!

You could be singled out for self appointed opinion monitor Mr. Everything's growing list of candidates who merit special attention and rehabilitation efforts.

And, if that doesn't bring you into line with his version of approved discourse, you may be elevated to the Daily Hate List, which he and his new pal and business associate, Sudsy, meticulously maintain.

I'm happy to deal with them, but I don't like to see brother mongers get caught up in the crossfire.

I'm always happy to have my writing skills critiqued by such obvious illiterates, as our Ranting and Raving Tag Team.

It's a gift that keeps on giving!

Just some corrections to the recent "guide" to Thermae.

The joke about Japnese is not 4 4 4, but 3, 3, 3. 3 in, 3 minutes, 3000. I've never heard the joke 444 in 30 years there. Four is not a good number in Thailand and is not used optionally as it is bad luck.

The bulk of Asians that go to Thermae used to be japanese. , about 10 years ago it began to be Korean, now over the past 3 years the primary Asians are the chinese, followed by the Koreans and the japanese. You can tell girls that specialize in these Asian Folks by their makeup and Anime type trendy dress.

Thermae closes at 2 am. It is not open till 4:00 am And hasn't been for years. The closing time is as of last month when I was there last.

The short time rooms are 800 b. Never less. All the girls will always steer you right upstairs unless you have your own place and they won't use another hotel unless the short time rooms are all taken.

If you want to be marked as a tourist or rookie in the place, walk counterclockwise. The etiquette is to enter, get your drink to the left and then proceed to walk around the bar in a clockwise fashion.

There are no ladyboys inside the bar. There are no ladyboys outside the bar and within a 100 yards or so that are not obvious ladyboys. You're not going to get fooled, but unless you know how to recognize a lady boy, you best not try. I have never heard once of anyone ever being fooled deliberately by a ladyboy in that area.

Thermae is a fabulous venue and has been so for 30 plus years that I have been going there. My suggestion would be that if you do want to hit this candy store, you search out the word thermae here to get a correct picture of the etiquette, how it works, Etc.

[I]Accusing someone of homosexuality is a tried and true ISG insult that reveals more about the individual making the accusation than the accusation itself. In the United States of America you have the right to remain silent. I choose to do so. I suggest you do also or prove your accusation. [/I]

Written by:[B]SubCmdr[/B].

[B]February 20, 2025[/B]

[B]DR Rants and Stupid Shit Forum[/B]

Hey Stub, how does my urine taste now?

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2984866]Sorry, but I'm not going to post about other men.[/QUOTE][B]YOU LIE![/B]! Let's start with why are you writing about me? I am a man.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2985052]Heres a hint for you: Licking pussy is part of something called "foreplay". Not all of us are Short Time guys.[/QUOTE]I appreciate the update on basic human sexuality. We have all been fucking in our lives for how many years on average? Yet, you actually have the nerve to say some dumb ass shit like that to me you [B]mother fuck[/B].

[B]Get the fuck outta here with your bullshit![/B]

You just being straight disrespectful up in dis *****. But dis be the RANTS Thread so it's allowed. I am also allowed to put your dumb ass in check. So here we go!

Bro, you already know my position:

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2970246] SubCmdr is not a big fan of licking pussy.[/QUOTE]So I don't know why you are getting all bent out of shape over something you know about me and have commented on multiple times. When I hire a girl to be my prostitute. She is there to pleasure me. So, I am not interested in performing [I]foreplay[/I] as you describe it:

[B]Music, Drinks, Jedi Mind Tricks, Vulcan Mind Melds, Jedi Mind Fucks[/B]

[B]ROTFLMAO![/B]

Here is my hint to you. I keep lube on my night night stand. But you know what? I rarely have to use it!

Why? Because my prostitutes hit my bed wet! I reach down to touch their pussy and 90% of the time they are wet.

Why? Because I am presenting something to them that is new and different as a member of a [I]demographic[/I] that is unique in the customer space for them!

[U]Example[/U]

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2852547][B]I love quoting myself because I find me to the best source of information for me.[/B]

Had my first no show from Thai Friendly a few nights ago. We had an agreement and a time. Then 30 minutes after the agreed time she was not at my door. And when I reached out only silence. And so we have the beauty of Thai Friendly. Two edged sword. Got to always have a backup plan. Contacted another girl on Thai Friendly and she was DTGP. She was there in 15 minutes. Sweet!

So, she comes through the door, kicks her shoes off. The girls always kick their shoes off in the same place in my room. Except the cleaning girls. They kick their shoes off outside of my room. I always tip them. They are trying to make a living as a "regular girl". Many of you up in here cannot wrap your head around the concept. But I digress.

She is tall. 178 cm I would guess. I'm never good with weights, but she is long and lean. Not my usual body type. But that is the fun of being a trick. Hiring prostitutes that are not in your wheelhouse. Especially at these prices.

She walks over to me gives me a hug. Puts her hand on my chest, rubbing it and says, big muscles. [b]Tells me I am her first black man[/b]. Then asks: Do you have a big dick? Does not give me a chance to answer. Goes to her knees and snatches my shorts down. And looks. Touches. Says, she is a little worried. Cause if I get too big, she is not going to be able handle me. Gave her a towel for the shower and off she went. Came out of the bathroom laid her clothes down. Got on the bed and unwrapped herself like a present for me. Damn. What a nice body, long lean, firm, nice size breasts on the slim frame. So I have her get into my standard dick sucking position. Face down, ass up! Sucked my dick good, felt the back of her throat. Long legs, puts the pillow underneath her hips (she knows she in for some deep penetration. And we are in missionary, damn that pussy was tight, literally I could feel her walls splitting.

And she is making these sex appropriate noises when I go deep. Not loud, but enough for me to know that she is feeling it (you know I am penetrating that thing) and I am going deep and bumping her cervix. She can take some dick. It's no lie what she said to me. Her pussy feel like she is holding on with my dick with her fist. And on top of a banging body and being a good fuck, she had a lovely personality. Offered up her friends for a threesome. What more can you ask for?

[B]1000 THB - ST.[/B][/QUOTE][U]PRO TIP[/U]

My foreplay for prostitutes is (since most do not want to kiss) touching and kissing their [U]erogenous zones[/U]. That way I stimulate them sexually without overtly being sexual. Their bodies react, over powering their minds. It is my [B]Jedi Mind Stimulation[/B] of their bodies and minds. It works great for me. Throughout my entire life. With girls in transactional and non-transactional relationships. Put a little work in and think outside of the box. Learn what they are. Learn where they are. Experiment and see what works with you. You have a harem. So you have an experimental control group.

[B]Why are you always challenging my bonafides[/B]?

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2971433]As for SubCmdr, I have no doubt that he is in Pattaya, although his mongering reports are few and vague.[/QUOTE]Every time you do it I am forced to slap you down like *****. Using an intellectual open hand instead of a fist like I would normal do. I do it out of respect for you. Because your big head, [I]I know it all[/I] and I am going to tell you about it attitude, needs to be put in check on occasion. You have a good heart! But sometimes while you have your fingers on the keyboard they betray you.

Now let me give you a piece of unsolicited advice:

[B]Subcmdr aint no one 2 fuk wit![/B]