The worst choice in Lucka 18
Horniness is a bad advisor. Saturday in the late afternoon. I'm looking on Odloty for potential targets. I'm trying to get some of them on the phone knowing well that on Saturdays it's always more difficult compared to weekdays from Monday to Friday. I finally get Malgosia ([URL]https://www.odloty.pl/pl/ogloszenia-towarzyskie/warszawa/wola/malgosia-gotowa-na-wszystko/193392.html[/URL]) on the phone. The pictures are not really promissing but talking with her in Polish works quite good. The address is in Lucka 18 - the Location well known since years. We meet 45 minutes later. I was really looking forward as she promised in advance a full menu of Services: rimming, BBBJ, two shots within one hour no problem, even anal is possible.
Malgosia opens the door, she is friendly and welcoming, a nice smile on the lips and after paying 200 zloty I get access to the bathroom. The towels hard as stone, but that's what I know since years. Back to the room Malgosia is still wearing the lingerie as it is shown on the photos.
From now on a 180 degree turn to what has been promised one hour before. She tried to give me a BBBJ, but without any feeling or technique. She pulled the condom over my cock and took me in amazone position. My horniness led me to a fast first shot. So far so good. Conversation in Polish language. Now she told me how easy the Polish language is. I was surprised and asked her what other languages she knows to speak. Her answer: a little bit English. OK, perhaps her massage skills are better. Not at all. But she was convinced to be a great massage woman. Another talking period. I was waiting for the second round to begin.
But I was also Aware that, compared to many other women, from the very first beginning of our date there was only one condom on the desk Close to the bed. Still 20 minutes to go. I gave her a sign that it's time for another BJ. Her answer. No, time is over and I still Need time to take shower. OK, perhaps disappointing on one side, but to be honest Malgosia isn't so pretty that a second attempt would have been a great period to expect. Thus I took a Long shower to ged rid of the oil and used two additional towels.
Finallly she really asked me whether I was happy with her service. No, I was happy to leave. The worst session in Lucka 18 since five years - I got there some great experiences, especially in September 2014 with a young girl who I met three times in one week, but as so many she never has been seen later.
In the headline of the ad Malgosia is promoted to be "ready for everything", but in truth she doesn't want to do anything but massage. Save your money for other women
MERO Massage. Could do better
An early Monday afternoon. Not easy to get a potential Apartment Girl on the phone. An alternative could be MERO Massage ([URL]http://mero.waw.pl/[/URL]) in ul. Chmielna, only a few metres away from Zelazna street. My first visit there in 2014 together with Tatiana was my best experience all over the years (ok, in Wroclaw I got in November 2016 and in May 2017 excellent massage Services in Paradise SPA. A place you can't compare with Mero, because the Features are of best quakity, huge bathrooms, very comfortable rooms). Tatiana left the Location meanwhile. Someone wrote that she was joining another massage team, but he didn't mention which one.
On the phone I asked for Ania as I prefer massage women with a certain age expecting their Service to be more experienced compared to a Young Girl. With Maja I was last year and it was not the highend massage. OK, I was immediately told that Ania should be off for outcall. Maja and Karolina, the last one not appearing on the Website are available. I opted for Karolina not asking for Details.
Half an hour later in front on the gate I used the Polish domofone to get opened the door. A voice in English language asked me who I am and if I have a date. Access to the Patio and finally Karolina opened the apartment door. Young Girl, 20 years, Polish origin, nice body and firm boobs size be-see. Long blond hair and 160 cm tall, slim body. The perfect small [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] with a shy but smiling face who, in case you see her in a FKK Club, is one of These you immediately want to take on the room deciding from the optical Point of view.
In the massage room Karolina asked me for the Kind of massage I want to have. On the Price list there is indicated one hour for 140 zlt. With Tatiana three years ago a wonderful experience. Karolina explained in simple English that body-to-body is 180 zlt with the possibility to work it out also on the mattress which would be placed alongside the table. I prefered the table as the space in the room isn't existing and the use of the table also gives you the possibility to look into the mirrors on both sides. Final question how to finish the service; handjob is in the standard price as well as the alternative of a covered blowjob, but BBBJ amounts to 50 zlt extra. No, I gave her 200 zlt on the desk.
After having taken the shower, I took the face-down-Position on the table. Karolina undressed herself and an oily spectacle took place. The massage isn't super erotic. A few seconds she touched my balls but her gliding on my body was nice. Meanwhile half an hour was over since my Arrival. I was asked to Change in dorsal Position. Once more oil and I felt like a Sardine. Nice conversation and vocabulary check in Polish and erman language on the main parts of a human body.
This part of the massage was quite short and not at all erotic. Quite early she took my cock in order to get into the final round. I told her not to rush as we still got more than enough time. But she answered that I still have to take shower blablabla. OK, simple handjob ending in squirting of my sperm. I was not happy, took another longer shower to get rid off the oil and get dressed.
The Change of 20 zlt I didn't get back. That's use there at Mero and a great difference to Paradise SPA in Wroclaw there it's suer correct and the women really happy when tipping them later in a generous way as the service there is always upper Level.
A wasted day. Part 1- Kamila
Today I spent the day scouting several incalls. Luck was not on my side.
I decided to check out Kamila for 150 zl. Her photos looked half decent so I thought just how bad can she be. It was pretty bad. A fat blonde opened the door. When I asked whether this was her, she said to wait in the room for her friend to show up. When Kamila walked through the door she was probably in her late 30's. Body not too bad, but I couldn't get pass her face. When I said no thank you, she offered a discount for her and the friend at the same time. I presume she meant the elephant. I hit the road running at once.
Address: Grochowska.
[URL]https://www.odloty.pl/pl/ogloszenia-towarzyskie/warszawa/saska-kepa/kamila-prywatnie/192389.html[/URL]
Real Viagra Fresh And Worked
[QUOTE=HornyMonger;1889850]The shop in the below post has re-opened and the shop's number is the same as last year
and the shop is at 730250162. As you can see, it's the same.
As usual, to avoid losing time, I called the shop at the number above right after I landed in Warsaw to pick up some Viagra to get ready for my mongering activities. Now the number to the shop is working again.
If you call and cannot call through, try calling again later, and it will work.
The service, as MongerNick pointed out, is still outstanding and prompt. It still provides Genuine fresh products that work great.
It offers money back guarantee that the products are genuine and fresh!
Anyway, it sells high quality Viagra as before at the same low price, which is a lot cheaper than other shops; because the expiration date is again more than three years away, I picked up enough packets this time to last me 6 months and to get a boost before starting my mongering activities. I saved many hundreds of zloty, which is more extra money for mongering.
I am now heading towards Centrum to bone this young good-looking chick; hopefully she'll be horny because she's going to get a good pounding. Of course, I took a pill already. I've compiled a list of subjects to bone; so I'll just go down the list.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Uoykucf;2072952]I stopped by Warsaw and called the number to the shop in the above post written by Horny Monger.
(if you are not using a Polish simcard, you must dial +48 before you dial the shop's number.).
They just had a fresh new stock coming in. I bought 10 packets because they are so fresh with date of 02/2021, more than 3 and half years away!
It seems they just come out of the pharmaceutical company.
I am certain that I'll finish them long before then.
Probably should have bought more.
I've tested them and they worked great as always.[/QUOTE]"more than 3 and half years away!
That's so fresh!
As I wrote earlier, when I was in Warsaw, I too called the shop mentioned in the above post.
I bought 36 tablets of 100 MG Viagra or 9 packets.
There were indeed fresh and didn't expire for more than 3 years.
But now more than 3 and a half years away. That's even more fresh than the time I bought mine.
The most important thing is they have always worked.
A suggestion on the avoid side
Consider avoiding anyone "servicing" from ul. Rozlucka (in the area of Goclaw). Messy apartment with no privacy and the massive lady in charge knocking the door after 35 minutes, and then again after five. Go there at the risk of your own deception, similar to mine.
Wish I had better things to say.
Lured by her photos I took the plunge. Her ad said 200 zl for massage, oral, and sex. I was greeted by a very pretty blonde with a nice body in her early twenties. So far so good. She collected the fare and left for a minute or two. Once back in the room she suggested we start with oral. No complaints. From here things just went straight to hell! First she takes out a rubber for the blow job. When I asked why she said "this is just how it is". OK, nice attitude! After a few minutes of her sucking the condom I knew this was going nowhere. I asked her to get on top. She did but was looking away the whole time and very mechanical. This was not working for me so I got on top. She did not allow any body contact and positioned her body all the way to the side in such a way where the only point of contact was my dick going in and out of her. And to boot she did it in a very dramatic fashion, pushing me away every time I wanted to shift. This was going nowhere fast. I told her to get on all fours. Took her from behind, but at this point I was so turned off that I couldn't finish. I asked her for a massage. She said that it can be for only a couple of minutes since she's not going to do a massage and sex. On the phone she said cum twice and massage. I knew this was going to be a waste of time so got up and left after perhaps a total of twenty minutes. She said "fine!" since "I already paid". True, I paid for a mistake that I will warn others about. One of the worst experiences ever!
Such a shame since the girl was really pretty. Contrary to her ad title, not a virgin, not erotic, and no massage!
Ad: Virgin Erotic Massage.
Address: Aleja Krakowska.
[URL]https://www.odloty.pl/pl/ogloszenia-towarzyskie/warszawa/centrum/virgin-erotic-massage/172715.html[/URL]
