Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=RobertLong;2268224][URL]https://britishcondoms.uk/durex-play-stimulating-massage-2in1-200ml.html[/URL]

Does anyone know if this product is selling in Thailand? Sounds like it is worth a try. I hate to order all the way from UK.

Please advise RL.[/QUOTE]I gather this is a gel but you should have said so. Beware of "stimulating" products as girls may find them irritating or claim to be allergic to them.

Why try to make something suitable for both massage and pussy lube? May end up weak for both purposes. Same as why go to a Hair dresser shop if you really wanted a fuck. Might get a bad haircut and a bad fuck.

I am yet to find really great lubes in Thailand. Mostly too sticky and dry up quick, however if anyone knows very superior ones, I would like to hear. I find I can get much better products in Europe, so they go in the suitcase, along with Italian coffee (at a good price) etc.

[QUOTE=RobertLong;2268224][URL]https://britishcondoms.uk/durex-play-stimulating-massage-2in1-200ml.html[/URL]

Does anyone know if this product is selling in Thailand? Sounds like it is worth a try. I hate to order all the way from UK.

Please advise RL.[/QUOTE]This website sells my condoms that I've mentioned before, a buck for each if you order 72 isn't too bad. [URL]https://britishcondoms.uk/pasante-unique-bulk-condoms.html[/URL].

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2268314] however if anyone knows very superior ones, I would like to hear.[/QUOTE]Astroglide is a good one. It's the one girls in SW are using. They used to sell the small bottle for around 150 baht (very convenient because you can put it in any pocket's trousers) but recently I have been told that they only sell the bigger bottle at around 300 or 400 baht.

[QUOTE=Breadman;2268315]This website sells my condoms that I've mentioned before, a buck for each if you order 72 isn't too bad. [URL]https://britishcondoms.uk/pasante-unique-bulk-condoms.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]I ordered from them before. That is why I get their emails. I didn't like their condoms. I prefer to go with the 03's you can get at 7/11. Thin enough to get the feeling of the pussy. I lack in sensitivity, that I think comes with aging. So I was interested by the ad that says "tinging" it sounds like it aids in the feeling when applied. I assume you apply before you put on the condom so it doesn't get in the pussy. I would try it if I can find somewhere.

Syzygies brings up a good point in that it might irritate the ladies. But I would think that testing was done before release of the product.

Never ever use the condoms that the ladies provide. Cheap and thick. They get them free at clinics I think.

RL.

[QUOTE=RobertLong;2268460]Never ever use the condoms that the ladies provide. Cheap and thick. They get them free at clinics I think.

RL.[/QUOTE]Good point.

Left Angeles City on Dec. 31 for Bangkok. Met up with Crazy4 Thai in Nana around 8 PM. We visited a couple of his favorite small bars (no Hillary, etc.) and met up with other expats. Man, these bars were serving complimentary delicious Thai food because it's New Year's Eve. I sure had my fill. At around 10 we decided to visit a totally nude go-go joint in Nana Plaza. Funny thing is both of us couldn't remember which bars feature total nude. So we walked through the whole Plaza. Most bars were so full that they shut down the entrances. We finally went into Angelwitch and watched several acts. We were still there when the new year was ushered in. We called it a night around 1 AM. I really had a great time. Crazy4 Thai was great company. He has lived in Thailand for over 7 years. I am looking forward to hooking up with him in Hua Hin on Jan. 5th.

After so much mongering in AC, I wasn't interested in getting laid. I didn't even think of it. Anyway, I only saw one hottie in all of Angelwitch's lineup.

On Jan. 1st, I woke up late, when out for lunch in Bang Rak, then explored the Silom-Patpong area, mostly looking for the restaurants I had looked up on Google and food blogs. Then I went for a 2-hour legit body and foot massage. Had dinner, then got back to the hotel to do some work and write this report.

Tomorrow It' Be Tulip or something. Will report.

Funman13.

[QUOTE=FunMan13;2268477] At around 10 we decided to visit a totally nude go-go joint in Nana Plaza. Funny thing is both of us couldn't remember which bars feature total nude. So we walked through the whole Plaza. Most bars were so full that they shut down the entrances. [/QUOTE]Name of the Nude bar? I have not seen any totally nude bars in Nana Plaza since 1990's.

[QUOTE=RobertLong;2268460]
Syzygies brings up a good point in that it might irritate the ladies. But I would think that testing was done before release of the product.
[/QUOTE]Some girls fine with any gel. Some extra sensitive and claim a reaction from certain gels but not all. Regardless of the testing.

One Farang girl claimed to be allergic to latex but her condoms were also latex as far as I could tell, so maybe she had problenms with a certain brand coated with some other substance.

Has anyone tried "Issey massage" located just near Siam BTS in the same road as one of the Lek massage places (there are at least 2 in the area). I have walked past them a few times and there are always youngish very cute ladies hanging around outside trying to get you in. I mean some of the younger (18 to 25 ish) ladies are extremely cute!

I looked them up on tripadvisor and there are tons of shocked reviews like "the lady separated me from my boyfriend and then tried to give him a Penis massage for THB 1000" . 555.

Just wondering because they are very cute but come across as a little scammy. Anyone been there?

[QUOTE=BubbaBoy;2268554]Has anyone tried "Issey massage" located just near Siam BTS in the same road as one of the Lek massage places (there are at least 2 in the area). I have walked past them a few times and there are always youngish very cute ladies hanging around outside trying to get you in. I mean some of the younger (18 to 25 ish) ladies are extremely cute!

I looked them up on tripadvisor and there are tons of shocked reviews like "the lady seperated me from my boyfriend and then tried to give him a Penis massage for THB 1000" . 555.

Just wondering because they are very cute but come across as a little scammy. Anyone been there?[/QUOTE]If they charge 1,000 for a HJ I would avoid it.

Try Magnum Bareskin. Very Comfortable. The thinnest Magnum. Just get them on Amazon or [URL]wallmart.com[/URL].

The super-thin Japanese brands like Crown are too tight and don't have enough lubrication. Overrated.

Separately, Are you planning to go to Rio this year, to compare? I was there in 2006. It was Amazing. Many 9's and 10's with a 10 attitude. Great Party atmosphere in termas.

Judging by the latest reports, Sao Paulo has a lot more 9's and 10's now and Rio has become a second choice for mongering in Brazil. I am just curious how Rio is these days and would rather hear it from you. All your reports are very informative and well written. You could be Rick Steves for mongers.

Happy New Year!

The other day I was reminded of an anecdote I may or may not have already shared with the readers of this forum. Some Western tourist was talking about how he had been accosted repeatedly by a motley array of ladies, all of them excitedly calling out to him: "lady boom boom!" Now the poor fellow evidently didn't get it and then, unbelievably, ventured to suggest that Lady boom boom must be the patron saint of Thailand.

Well, if that is so, then I have found a perfect match: Tik at Kasalong. If not a saint at least she is the blowjob queen of Bangcock. She takes that long, smooth Viking horse cock all the way down her throat. Besides she is not bad looking. At thirty something she is in fact very attractive with a very firm body and a face to match.

Tonight I went back to KL and took Shirley, She was having a snack with her friends. Most of the other ladies were not nearly as good looking. To be on the safe side I carefully inspected what little remained of the food they had been eating, making sure there was no hot sauce. I love pik nam pa as much as anyone but it is not conducive to a good blowjob.

Now Shirley is cute as a button. I kind of think I took her about a year ago. But I would have remembered a name like Shirley, right. Maybe she worked next door under another name. So she promised she had not eaten anything spicy, then gargled with mouthwash BUT the mouthwash kind of irritated my willie. Now junior is kind of tired these days but Shirley helped me along very nicely with her mouth. I unbuttoned her tight-fitting blouse and uncovered those perky little school girl boobies of hers. Very nice. Next time I plan to take her upstairs.

Nothing like that at Crazy House I arrived at bit early around seven and it took until abut 7. 30 until I saw any T&A. And the girls were not very pretty at all, and all shaved. Not like last New Year's eve.

Cheers!

SZ,

You may be correct. I usually hang out in Soi Cowboy for that. That's probably why we cannot remember!

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2268516]Name of the Nude bar? I have not seen any totally nude bars in Nana Plaza since 1990's.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RoamingViking;2268704]Happy New Year!

The other day I was reminded of an anecdote I may or may not have already shared with the readers of this forum. Some Western tourist was talking about how he had been accosted repeatedly by a motley array of ladies, all of them excitedly calling out to him: "lady boom boom!" Now the poor fellow evidently didn't get it and then, unbelievably, ventured to suggest that Lady boom boom must be the patron saint of Thailand.

Well, if that is so, then I have found a perfect match: Tik at Kasalong. If not a saint at least she is the blowjob queen of Bangcock. She takes that long, smooth Viking horse cock all the way down her throat. Besides she is not bad looking. At thirty something she is in fact very attractive with a very firm body and a face to match.

Tonight I went back to KL and took Shirley, She was having a snack with her friends. Most of the other ladies were not nearly as good looking. To be on the safe side I carefully inspected what little remained of the food they had been eating, making sure there was no hot sauce. I love pik nam pa as much as anyone but it is not conducive to a good blowjob.[/QUOTE]I liked the choice at kasa too. Had a great BJ from slim and petite Som. Wish I'd taken her upstairs at the time. V cute. Also Muoy was more rotund but good head.

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