Wow, holy smoke! Crash landing! Okie Dokie Dr Jones, hold on to your potatoes!
I was doom scrolling and just kinda zoning in and out of my weekend nights of fear before having to go back to the office Monday and I came across the most interesting thing about Pattaya.
Did you guys know about the: Pattaya Flying Club?
It's the phenomenon of farangs that throw themselves off condos (hence the flying) to end their lives in the most spectacular way. Apparently, the past 2 years there have been quite a number of jumpers:
[URL]https://www.nationthailand.com/blogs/news/general/40038653[/URL]
[URL]https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/2736170/foreigners-fall-to-their-deaths[/URL]
I mean, obviously some of these cases, they might have been pushed, or thrown over, but still. The point is that there seems to be a number of foreigners that go to Thailand to die. Digging in deeper to all this, I found a reddit thread where people spoke about one of my fav movies ever, Leaving Las Vegas, where Nic Cage ostensibly does this. He's given up on fighting his demons and his depression and his addictions and just wants to go out with a bang. Maybe that's what some of these jumpers are doing. I mean, if you got to go, why not go with a bang?
Granted, a lot of it has to do with the farangs running out of money because apparently their Thai girlfriends or wives wipe them clean financially. But that can't be true, just can't be true. Cause if it was true then why do more and more farang dudes show up to shack up with Thai chicks then? That's the very definition of insanity ain't it? Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result.
Also, idiot backpackers, am I right? [URL]https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/special-reports/2971156/bar-deaths-leave-bad-taste?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=organic_content_recirculation[/URL].
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Rent time means cheap sex 500 baht
[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2991115]How to get discounts from girls.
BeeBee typically asks for 1500ST. But when you have that something special about you. It's easy to play games with these girls. I just message during the afternoon. Tell her I spent my daily ATM limit drinking and all I have left is 820 baht. Pretend to be drunk (off Coke Zero) at 5 pm-ish. And whallah, she accepts the 820, thinking I am easy pickings for some quick cash. Instead, I bang her hard for 45 minutes. Make sure my wallet only has 820 and hide the rest of the cash. This works like 50% if the time with me and repeats, sometimes new ones too. Punjabi Prince playing his games again. Way too easy to spot out the money hungry and sex addicts. LOL.
But then again, I compare this to Sidney Sweeney trying to pay 820 baht to bang some Punjab. It's nice to be one of the desirables and just not a international trick. Had once a Middle Eastern looking girl offer me 1000 baht to fuck. I said "no. " Punjabi Prince problems?
[B]Dont hate the playaz, hate the gamez. [/B][/QUOTE]End of the month. I have a special page in my Big Black Book of girls who are sex addicts, nam kang addicts, and just plain dumb like the previous post. She needs money for upcoming rent and enjoy the act of fucking itself, especially with a hansum Punjab lover boy. Anyways, messaged me for a meet in her room for some fun. 500 baht past midnight all inclusive OG Super Vet special. All else and all other times, she asks for 1500. Must be nice to come to Pattaya and get bargains like this. How I wish I was in Thailand instead of living rent free in somebody's head. But of course, only takes 2 minutes to write them up. Though they be like 6 in a row, under so many different accounts. That's when you know you've made your mark on his butt and renamed him Tobias like in Oz. LOL.