Giotto's Lodge in Bangkok

[QUOTE=Piper1]Giotto - when you've finished with your strap-on adventures (what an image!), please tidy up Room 114 for my return next week. Looks like I may be accompanied by the cute blonde French girl from Dubai I told you about. No problems bringing her to the Lodge (I'm sure she'll love it), but I'm working on how to get her to agree to a photo-shoot.

Masks! That's it! Masks! :D[/QUOTE]Pipeman,

You really prefer "French" now? Let me give you a "Greek" advice: To bring a Farang woman to Bangkok is like bringing owles to Athens!

Btw.: Room 114, Double Jacuzzi ... I think you need some more "Thai" support in there, I will have Mrs. Nympho waiting for both of you in the Jacuzzi. You then can "complete" your duties from your last visit...


Giotto

Merci for the good advice, Monsieur. But if you see her, you will know why! Ooh la la. Small slim cute bod, shy and naughty, big blue eyes. Plus, a long-term investment for me as a Dubai Mia Noi. Bringing her to BKK for a few days will hopefully reap its rewards. I did promise her travel and adventures after all, and I like to keep my promises. ;)

[QUOTE=Piper1]...I did promise her travel and adventures after all, and I like to keep my promises. ;)[/QUOTE]Pipeman,

wait...you promised her --- adventure???

OK, I will reserve a room for her (and me :)) !



Giotto

[quote=giotto]pipeman,

let me give you "greek"[/quote]umm, i like you giotto, but not that much. thanks for the offer, but no thanks!

(out of curiosity - does it involve 1ball's strap-on? it wasn't bad. i mean, it looked good, i mean - ah forget it!)

oh my god - is it too late to book peep inn instead?

:d

[quote=piper1]umm, i like you giotto, but not that much. thanks for the offer, but no thanks!

(out of curiosity - does it involve 1ball's strap-on? it wasn't bad. i mean, it looked good, i mean - ah forget it!)

oh my god - is it too late to book peep inn instead?

:d[/quote]pipeman,

that is too much! it is definitely a declaration of war, this self-arranged quote. besides that it is against the forum rules, too - so i will have you banned now. to even think about giving you "greek" creates a spontaneous desire to visit the restroom.

i don't know what mr. vice president and you did last time here at the lodge, when you shared the same room, but i really don't want to get involved in that. but all the hotel heard you shouting "hit me with your rhythm stick! hit me! hit me!" nobody of the hotel guests who were there that day will ever forget that.

peep inn seams to be the best solution for all of us. i will arrange the reservation for you.


giotto

Hit me slowly, hit me quick, hit me! HIT MEEE!

I really wish I could go back to work. Too much time on my hands.

[QUOTE=Piper1]...
I really wish I could go back to work. Too much time on my hands.[/QUOTE]Yes,

life is soooo boring. What would we do without the ISG :) ? Could spiked drinks might be an alternative...


Giotto

Business is good in the moment.

Yesterday a new experience for all of us: The first customer ever who rented TWO rooms for one night.

He checked in with his Thai GF in the old building and was not seen all afternoon. Then he spent a lot of time in the Sports Lounge and met the love of his life.

So he decided to rent a second room in the new building for that night, and disappeared.

Eversince we speculate, how this guy manages it to sleep in two beds same time :) ?


Giotto

You guys are having too much fun on the forum and you are giving all the rest of us images that we don't need.

Giotto, how are the politics in Bangkok the last few days? Have things quieted down? less tourists?

I will be there in March and will be sure to come by and visit the lodge, can you arrange another staff party :-)

PIT

[QUOTE=PassinThrough]You guys are having too much fun on the forum and you are giving all the rest of us images that we don't need.

Giotto, how are the politics in Bangkok the last few days? Have things quieted down? less tourists?

I will be there in March and will be sure to come by and visit the lodge, can you arrange another staff party :-)

PIT[/QUOTE]PassinThrough,

Can we really have too much fun :) ?

Things are quiet in Bangkok. Life returned to normal, including the daily traffic jam everywhere. It seams that the army is busy to solve their internal problems.

Up to now nobody knows who committed those bomb attacks, and the available information is mainly based on rumours and not on facts. It is desturbing but typically Thai.

The stock market recovered yesterday a bit, but we see huge amounts of outflowing foreign investors capital (3 Bio. US$ since the BoT imposed their measueres in late December). Surprisingly the THB is regaining strength, which is basically the best news of the past few days.

We had no cancellation of room reservations up to now, but a bit lower incoming reservation requests. But yesterday the numbers picked up again.

My personal opinion is that Bangkok is still one of the safest cities of the world, and that there is no reason to be really worried in the moment. But - if more bomb attacks will happen then we might see a serious impact on tourism in Thailand.

The actual leaders of the country have understood the message and intensify their security measures and grip on the political power. They know that history will wipe them out if the process of destabilization will continue.

Party: As usual there will be 2 parties every month: On the second Saturday of each month there is the MAIDS PARTY, and on the last Saturday of the month the SWIMMING POOL PARTY.

Hope to see you here.


Giotto

Giotto,

You are right, there is no such thing as too much fun.

Glad to hear things have calmed down and are back to normal. I will keep my fingers crossed that no more bombs go off but even that would not cause me to change my plans. The threat of random bombs never stopped me from going to Northern Ireland or any other place, why start with Thailand :-)

Looks like I will miss both parties, guess I will just have to start my own. I will see you, or at least the lodge in March.

PIT

Great potential: just remove her glasses, and loose her curly hair, remove her short pants and sandals, and with those flashing eyes she could really turn on every customer - even the thickiest ones.

So far Guido asked me a Thb 5 barfine, saying nobody wants her, but with some make-up we could increase it to Thb 1500 without problem.

And in addition, she told me she likes "sandwiches".. especially with a Sinatra musical background of "My Way".

I am so sorry I was unavailable this night, but I look forward for some deeper conversation after the "transformation".

Name available on PM.

As part of the Livingstones audit department, I shall add a few comments on the rooms:

- Beautiful and high quality curtains, they keep the lights out;

- Solid bed, can handle 3 people easily - even if you jump hard;

- DVD players available on request, not multi-standard but can play the stuff bought on the street - so when you are sleeping, one girl can climb on you and watch an erotic movie while providing a good pumping;

- I am afraid about those jacuzzi's, they are brand new, but some spare parts are quite shaky - hard sessions will cause damages.

- Restaurant provides personal service and quite good thai food mixed with chicken schnitzels (German specialty).

On the minus side: still no hamac hanging on the pool, or waterpipes in the bar, and the music (or the dj???) still needs some rejuvenation.

But I have the privilege of receiving discounts on my room simply by posting some nasty reports on this forum. How can life be better? Keep smiling.

[QUOTE=SexWithSmile]...But I have the privilege of receiving discounts on my room simply by posting some nasty reports on this forum. How can life be better? Keep smiling.[/QUOTE]SexWithSmile,

After your attempt of barfining the wrong person yesterday your discount is cancelled.


Giotto

Just as info for all those who suffered our low water pressure:

We decided to purchase a new system of pumps and water tanks - getting the quotations in this week.

The problem will be fixed soon (and hopefully our old water system will make it for the remaining few days).


Giotto