Report on Cyprus, August 2005
Greetings to all gentlemen keeping this somewhat quiet thread alive! I did my homework and read the reports covering the last 12 months. Doing so I've known that the Greek southern part of the island is a rip-off in terms of our hobby. Locals confirmed this state. Rates for nighter with an Eastern European beauty starting at 100 ranging up to 250 CYP are definitely a bad taste joke. So I kept off.
My residential location was Limassol, a strategic position from where every site on the island is reachable during an 1 day trip. On a Tuesday I decided to enjoy some p4p-action on the Turkish side of the island. It's advisable to avoid the crowdy weekends! After ordering the last operating service taxi at around 6pm I set off towards Nicosia (a service taxi is a door to door service and is shared by up to 8 passengers; they charged for the route Limassol - Nicosia 5 CYP). Short time past 7pm I got off at Lidras Street, the main pedestrian and shopping area of Nicosia. It was too early for nightlife, so I decided to spend the time till midnight walking around, shopping and having dinner. Around 10pm was time to undertake the next step. A short taxi ride brought me to the crossing point at the Ledra Palace Hotel. 10.30pm I walked the few hundred meters of neutral area crossing the demarcation line between the Greek and Turkish zones. Grabed a climatized state-of-the-art new Mercedes cab which shifted me directly to Imparator Club for 4 CYP. It seemed to be a good deal because the ride took quite long.
At approximately 11pm I entered the club. From outside it's looking like a multi-storey hotel building. Courteous staff conducted me to a table where other guests sat at. Easy to strike up a conversation with them. Sumptuous decoration and furnishings suggesting a Roman emperor's palace (indeed, imparator = emperor). There was a selection of about 15 young women in their 20ies. Incredible cute babes with fresh, mouthwatering, slim bodies. Later on I was told that they are Russians and their country of origin was Transnistria - a renegade republic belonging to Moldavia with its capital at Tiraspol. These girls come on a 6 months contract and change every half year. They were not allowed to approach the guests in order to animate them to buy lady-drinks. One after the other the girls performed sensual dances and striptease on the stage. Finally they danced topless keeping their thongs on. After dancing they took a seat in front of the guests. They looked really bored and sad. No direct communication with the ladies. Deals had to be intermediated by staff. I faced a lot of misunderstandings due to lack of English on staff's side. Only one barkeeper had a decent command of English. I made my choice and told the staff I'd like to leave with my preferred lady upstairs to the room for overnight. They told me this would be first possible after closing time at 1.30am. Till this time the ladies would provide room service only 1 hour for 70 USD. Overnight service would start at 1.30am and last till 8.30am for 130 USD. So I ordered drinks and waited for 1.30am. As time was so far I experienced a big surprize: the babe who I pointed out before, was already reservated. Due to the darkness in the club they provided me a pictures catalogue to choose another girl from. Every lady I liked to take upstairs was allegedly booked. The staff suggested only one of them who would be free, however she didn't meet my preferences. I declined and was ready to leave. The reason for all these misunderstandings was the non-existing English communication skills of the staff. The only one decent English speaking barkeeper eventually managed to make an arrangement. I was finally offered a black-haired quite attractive babe. I agreed without hesitation. Could be possible they persuaded her to service me although she looked overtired and exhausted. I pulled out the bucks but they didn't take it. They said that the arranged girl would come to my table and I had to hand the money out to her. After doing so I was guided upstairs to the room.
The room was clean and fully equipped with bath, aircon and TV. Once in the room she displayed a quite desinterested and bitchy attitude. She spoke only Russian and Turkish. We communicated via isolated English words and signs. Notwithstanding her mood she turned out to be cooperative and provided a correct service including drinks and a wide range of sexual practices. I enjoyed her tight body doing massage, squeezing and sucking her nipples, fingering her fully shaved honey box and screwing her from behind. We slept a little bit in between twisting and rubbing our bodies each other. During the morning hours I pressed gently her head towards my hammer and she started giving me a deep BBBJ caressing my rocks with her finger-nails. Afterwards I went into DATY. We continued with a straight passionate shag till complete exhaustion. Next morning the staff ordered a taxi which brought me back to the check point and charged me 5 CYP for this daytime non-climatized ride. Oh well!
Final note: the language barrier is a serious source for misunderstandings. It is advisable to make reservations for ladies. Paying a visit with a Turkish companion would save time and prevent embarrassing situations. The northern side of the island is highly competitive and beats by far the market in the south.
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Cyprus - From Top to Bottom - sort of....
well not really, there are seemingly all manner options in cyprus – i had less than a week with more or less full work commitments but did wish to spin down from the north to the south. my interest was piqued once again by the reports in isg and also there were some unanswered questions about the imparator club on the turkish side from ortos, an isg member, that had received excellent reviews previously but there had been a question about current services that required investigation and answering. i managed to check out 5/6 cyprus clubs in the time available from high to low in quality and geography.
summary for those without time to review the entire post, as it is a long one.
cyprus has many opportunities for play – personally i wouldn’t make a trip specifically for playing - a few disappointments; expensive to get to from europe let alone n. america; a two tiered pricing policy everywhere for locals and foreigners – hard to trick them with greek and turkish being the respective languages – i’ve run into this in other places as well but for some reason it seemed to annoy me more in cyprus; and then a very annoying, on the greek side, requirement that girls are only released from the clubs at 3:00 am – making work the next day very problematical. finally, not too many up to date posts from isg members in the cyprus thread to judge current levels of service and activity. pricing overnight (remember the 3:00 am for a starting time) is about cyp 110 or roughly usd 250 club fee and girls fee inclusive. turkish side a bit early start can be negotiated say, 1:00 am for roughly turkish lira 220 – usd 150. there is a large difference in what a ‘local’ will pay and you as a foreigner for the same girl and service. quality of the girls range form very high to abysmal. much more in the lower category island.
if you are going to be in cyprus for work or pleasure at the resorts – go for it by all means.
turkish side
you go on foot through the no-mans’ zone to a booth to get your visa for the turkish side – took about 20 minutes early evening – can’t remember the cost exactly – think it was about 6 usd for 24 hours.
i checked into the royal hotel late afternoon on the turkish side – it was mentioned as being one of the best in isg posts. cost about 60 usd a night with breakfast – single, more on this later.
it took 3 very annoying room changes – with unpacking and packing clothes each time to get a room where the air conditioning worked properly – lost an hour and a half on this with trips up and down to the lobby. rooms ok but a bit threadbare like the rest of the hotel except the casino in the basement. bad start and put excess in a bad mood..
imparator – turkish side
took a taxi to imparator – was really looking forward to it. about usd 10. it was a disaster.
the girl line-up sitting on chairs alongside the dancing area was one of the worst i’ve encountered. no direct contact allowed with the girls. it was ‘pick her out and take her’. no one could speak more than a few words of english in the place and i’m pretty much used to limited english in many places i travel to – my turkish is non-existent. told the manager that i wanted to take out a girl overnight back to the royal. the manager had about 20 english words, was rushing around like the proverbial chicken with his head cut-off and had one of the worst speech impediments- stutter - that i have heard in english. he said: no, no no girl to hotel – you must stay upstairs – explained that i had a hotel – no girl to hotel stay here in room for an hour or all night 20 cyp pounds for room.
in the line up there were 2 out of 12 that were remotely do-able, how sad is that?. asked about one – no, she is on her period just dancing – ok – manager and assistant kept coming back aggressively - ‘take girl to room.’. excuse me? where is brother vegamar from isg and his turkish skills when you need him? the only other do-able one looked like she was on slow motion from fuck fatigue. when i went back to the bar to ask about her – she started up the stairs to go up to one of the rooms in slow time and steps. pretty much all heavily worked over moldavians etc – but definitely they got most of them on the bottom shelf, if not in the bargain bin. but no bargains by any stretch of the imagination for the mongers
the clients were all locals – turks – they were paying about ½ of what i was asked for which was from memory about 100 cyp for the night – 60 cyp for an hour. it was too ridiculous to even consider. the place was dark and dingy and in need of a complete overhaul, and i had had more than enough so called a taxi to leave with my tail between my legs. really i cannot recommend imparator from any angle. it can only be done with a turkish speaking mate and even then there wasn’t anything there to recommend it. so, a disaster, probably one of the worst as compared to expectations and i won’t even consider going again. it didn’t do anything to put positive thoughts into my head about the turkish side..
traveling back in the taxi on a rainy night, there were at least 4 or 5 very large clubs with light’s ablaze set far back from the road to town. the driver said about a couple of them – “good clubs”. i asked him to stop at playboy’s which i had also seen a reference to on isg – i needed to at least try to retrieve something of the night and the lovely royal hotel room if at all possible..
a very much different story at playboy, thankfully.
playboy – turkish side
arrived with the taxi guy – who entered and stayed in the club for 2 hours – drove me and a friend back to the royal later – so he did get another fare in the end – me .
playboy was like another planet after imparator. bright and my spirits were rising , very modern design. a smallish club but big enough. there were only 6 girls and me on a sunday evening!!! sunday night seemed to be slow at 11:00 pm on arrival. one bartender spoke some english at least. the girls were all ee – mostly moldavians/transdneistra- all russian speaking . and at least 5 were very doable!! bliss. these must have been on the 2nd shelf with a few jostling for a place on the first shelf in tiraspol. did i mention that imparator was a s**t hole ? playboy definitely wasn’t. what a difference a taxi ride makes.
when i said that i wanted to speak with a girl – bartender said it will cost you a drink before you do. hmmmm – here we go again, i thought. drinks were about usd 4.
one lady, a very attractive brunette was moving very well while dancing and looked excellent sitting. here the girls were about 5 meters away and in well lit conditions asked the barkeeper if she was available – answer: ‘no having her period just dancing’. my forehead hit the bar top – obviously i needed to take my estrogen detector in for service and re-calibration.
choose another one – tiraspol, and she could leave at 1:00 and not the 3:00 am on the greek side. smallish girl – pretty, with good moves but not as much as the first dancer but then again…… i was thankful.
the girls live immediately behind the club in a motel – she left and got changed, while i waited with my taxi friend in his car and she emerged in 10 minutes or so in a very nice longish black dress – italian it seemed a gift she said. we left for the casino at the royal – she won us$ 60 with my seed money and was very, very happy after at first refusing to play since ‘i know nothing about this’ red and black – she hit the red just about every time. night cost turkish pounds 220 – all inclusive. very good service levels and nice body – from tiraspol with a 2 year old daughter – didn’t really show – very active. didn’t try anal but everything else was provided and was a very willing participant. pretty much a gfe as she was happy with the pre-session visit to the casino and the $60 winnings which basically about doubled her income for the night– and my general handling of her not as a piece of meat which i am sure they often get. night clerk at the hotel hit me up for an extra usd 30 which was put on the bill, since i had a guest.
only caution as we were getting started after a good and full warm-up – she was on top, started to slide her pussy over my cock and was just about to go bareback when i caught her, and said we will use a condom. she was a bit startled as she was getting into it well and said ok we use condom. i am pretty sure that she was ready to bareback. no issue about condoms after that at all and we used a few of them to very good effect.
after a couple of very good rounds covering most positions and very good bbbj, she asked if i minded if she slept for an hour as she was getting tired. “but i promise that i will be standing up straight after my sleep” – lol. so, nap time and about an hour and half later i was ready to go again. started nuzzling her and she began to stir. still half asleep, she moved down to little excess and i thought that we would be in for another bbbj exercise, i was wrong. after getting little excess himself fully standing up, she rolled over on her side in a spoon position and grabbed little excess and inserted him. the she went into a 90 degree angle with her body to mine. she was clamping down on little excess so firmly that it felt like being in a waffle press, as i imagined it – flat as a pancake the poor fellow. tough at first to make any inches in and out but slowly we began to pick up speed despite the continued pressure on my little fellow. starting to feel real good. then our little ludmilla began to call out to her russian ancestors in a stream of russian that i could not understand but it sounded as if she was telling them that she was very much enjoying herself. as we reached a crescendo, it happened. damned if i didn’t pull a muscle/charley horse from the exertions in my calf muscle. that stopped it for me immediately as the pain was intense. ludmilla also immediately turned around with eyes as big as saucers from excitement, disappointment and wonder – what? what?
i had to get up – hop around the room trying to relax and straighten out the muscle – put my foot up on the wall to press it flat and so stretch the muscle. agony. don’t you hate it when that happens? must of looked like a demented twit.
the muscle settled down a bit , allowing me to lie down again, no way was i going to be able to continue our previous activity. so what did miss l.do?
good girl – she decided that the remedy would lie in a nice squatting cowgirl with no pressure on my leg. immediately began pumping and doing the work and soon i released. good girl. finished later with a last bbjtc before she got dressed for the taxi that arrived in front of the hotel for her at 8:00 am.
playboy and ludmilla restored my faith in the turkish side – i would like to try it again and some of the other clubs – but think that a turkish speaking mate is required to push to costs down a bit nearer to local level and importantly communicate with the management. they are not really ready for international isg mongers from overseas on the turkish side, at least in my experience as good as it was in the end..
nicosia.
elysee – have been there once before – a so so session. what struck me immediately was that the level of girls visually was far above the other side – with the exception of the 3/6 in playboy. there are some near fsu stunners at elysee.
management is fully conversant in english and of course greek.
you can interview a girl for a few minutes before buying her a drink. mostly ee girls again from a wider geography – ukraine, moldova etc. pretty classy place all around – opposite from the holiday inn across form a big parking lot – so less than 10 minutes walk.
first one spoken to, i didn’t get very good vibes. bye bye. next one – fine – ukrainian – not the best looking one of the bunch but sympa as they say and very ok with some personality. arranged for an afternoon session as i couldn’t see waiting ‘till 3:00 for delivery and up for a morning meeting. ludmilla had also drained me a bit.
as i always try to treat them well – casino for an hour on the north side – this time it was sushi at the holiday inn sushi restaurant when she told me that she liked it. you pick them up at the elysee at 12:00 and have them until 5:00. i like this schedule – only issue is if they are out from 3:00 am till 8:00 or 9:00 they can be a bit tired and shop worn - you can’t know if they were going to work or not that night.
this one seemed to be fresh when i arrived to take her form the elysee. she was wearing a dynamite low cut dress. had our sushi and a drink or two with it with chats and her relaxing by the minute which is the reward for the effort. the waiter was nearly falling over himself to be attentive and look at her boobs. up to the room for a fine afternoon. again, all services but didn’t inquire about anal. very, very satisfactory, without the dramas of the night before with ludmilla but a good afternoon as i had hoped for. cost was cyp 90 all up – it’s a little cheaper than the overnight option. if you speak greek it is even less. so elysee - good surroundings, very good overall quality of girls, and good service levels. it’s the high end for nicosia, i believe, and recommended it.
there are also a couple of clubs around the holiday inn area. in the interest of research dropped in. very down market – one, the ambassador, on the street running from the holiday inn- rigainis i believe. downstairs small and very dark, girls dancing at a pole but always facing away from the guests when dancing and sitting at the bar and in leather couches. had a beer on the couch. when a couple of the girls came over for a drink, i could see why they kept it very dark. frightening – ee girls but very bottom of the barrel. visions of imparator dancing in my head – i left hurriedly. sometimes you have to take one for the team – be warned.
around the corner in a side street close to holiday inn is a similar one, can’t or don’t won’t to remember the name – on vasileiou voulgaron ? (spelling) street . downstairs again – not as dark but dark – poor quality of girls with 4 of them – 2 of them chinese one the better looking of the pack. interesting bartender/manager – had two beers with him – no interest in the girls who couldn’t even dance properly. couple of elderly locals arrived – felt up the girls heavily, had a beer and then left – looked to be a regular activity from the girls’ reaction. so did i (got up and left) and headed for the elysee, as above. as i said – in the interests of research you gotta do it – avoid them.
another night tried the crazy horse across the parking lot and bus station from the holiday inn and on the way to the elysee but even closer.
interesting place. they have a different licensing agreement it appears than other clubs, or so they say. they operate until 6:00 am. large place, as the elysee – mainly ee moldova again etc mostly russian speaking – generally younger and tougher looking girls. make that dirty in a good sense. they have a second wall at the back behind it are couches and chairs where you can fuck the girls on the spot – 60 cyp was quoted with one shot. there were girls there who would do anything, they said. from the ambience, i would believe them. they also interestingly allow take-out at any time for an hour or more as long as the girls were back by 6:00 am. said they had a special exemption form the usual 3:00 am start-up which made it very attractive to me.
i started speaking to a romanian girl at the bar – decent rack – well dressed and good english. english is much better on the greek side but many are basic english enough for what we require. late 20’s- early 30’s.
ok – agreed to leave at 12:00 until 6:00. cost 90 cyp all in.
an ok but nothing special first session – then she said: ‘ you go to sleep, i’ll watch tv.’ excuse me? – that was my cue after some further discussion to send her packing. i have had a service problem in the past elsewhere with a romanian and also some good sessions. i didn’t need a debate on what was going to happen overnight. bye-bye to the lady early.
it is probably worth another visit – as i imagine that you can pull some fairly kinky providers out of there. they have basic english but that might not matter. the best part is the ability to access them for say 3 hours during the evening which is not possible with most clubs it seems. it’s 3:00 am or after delivery but not with crazy horse. will try again.
addendum: i consulted brother ortos of isg on the above and after reading a draft he decided to make a visit to crazy horse – guess the early leaving hours to say nothing of the possibility of the kinky girls must have captured his attention. he reported back with a disastrous situation that he will amplify later. it points out the need and value for constant checking and research by isg members on these boards.
larnaca.
was looking forward to flying out but with an afternoon session the day before in mind.
went to the dantela cabaret which was mentioned in isg as being a good club. larger club along the lines of the elysee – but not nearly as well finished. girls too a cut below the elysee. a reasonable percentage of them do-able. decent atmosphere. asked the bartender for a line on the girls along with a cyp 5 tip for the first beer. he did not really have a deep understanding of the girls’ personalities and services, but pocketed the tip..
there were about 15 girls – again primarily fsu – moldova, romanians a couple of ukrainians. mostly locals again with guests who came and went usually without doing a deal for the night. some of them gave the girls a working over on the couches or at the bar and then left.
almost all the girls came up to introduce themselves, talked and i then thanked them for their time and sent them off. several interesting ones - waited to see them dance. very polite and a la elysee without the quality although again more than an enough to make a final cut.
enjoyed some beers. eventually asked about miss x – she was booked for night. miss y also booked. boo – was the estrogen detector picking up false signals again? the miss z.ukranian ?? – yes, available “nice girl – hot” bar tender said. fine. booked her for the afternoon at my hotel. 12:00 pm i stressed – “yes might be a few minutes late”, but ok. she will leave at 5:00 pm.
cost 100 cyp but included a number of drinks and was all inclusive of fees for the girl and the club. left the club for some sleep.
1:30 pm, no girl.
then looking out the window from the balcony saw a likely candidate getting out a cab – very slavic and blond – pink warm up pants etc but thought it strange as she had no purse. got a phone call from the lobby about a miss anna, was i expecting her.? ummm yes –send her up.
big drama on arrival – seems that at 2:45am just before closing a guy swept in, looked around and told the boss, “i’ll take miss z”. off they went – local greek guy – drove around and got into an argument she said – he threw her out of the car – stopped – scraped arm – and kept her purse – she pleaded for her telephone with all her numbers and eventually he threw it out of the car and drove off. she didn’t know where she was –eventually got a taxi as she didn’t have a clue, couldn't read the greek signs where she was to take her back to where they stay, and slept outside on a chair as her roommate was working until 7:00 am and she did not have any keys as they were in the purse. the paper with my room number was also in the purse, so she didn’t have it, but remembered the hotel name. she said that the management at the club was no help at all or even sympathetic.
she said no sleep, and she was crying for several hours with her roommate on her return, all her stuff gone – about 200 cyp and another cyp 100 of cosmetics that she had bought during the day, but “wanted to try to find me” and was very sorry she was late. how is it that i find them ?
she looked pretty decent in spite of this with a freshly scrapped arm and clearly little or no sleep.
any way – a very good series of sessions after settling her down for awhile - sex in the shower – lovely having the water cascading down with the girl bent over holding the taps while you drill into her from behind. thank goodness for the rubber mat or we could have had some broken bones and more bruises . then on the bed and the sofa – imagine that she was trying to forget her previous experiences in the night with some heavy recreational sex.
and then – what else, she got her period !! note: definitely take the estrogen detector back for re-calibration .
now i don’t think there is any real excuse for a girl or a club to go that close and have a girl get a period with a guest. i hate that. although the night before may have accelerated things a bit – followed by some pretty intensive sex in multi-positions and places in the room we brought the afternoon to a close with a very good bbbjtc while i fingered her asshole causing her to jump on the upstroke to good effect.
so – i will mark down danatela as a not to do again for now. there are at least 2 other clubs within 200 meters to try.
i think that larnaca does offer good value – better than nicosia except for the elysee and the possibility of some heavy duty workers at the crazy horse.. i don’t like the 3:00 am rule and the price is relatively high – not that the girls see much of it – 30 cyp for the night is what they seem to get – the house gets the rest so they are treated pretty poorly. will also try again, not imparator – the northern side but am hesitant without a turkish speaking wingman. hope that this assists anyone interested in cyprus. more reports will be welcomed.
ps. as this report has been ‘in the works’ for awhile due to other travel and commitments – it has allowed me to communicate to one of the legendary members of isg – ortos, who is interested in cyprus. we have decided that on a next trip shortly that we would meet up – a pleasure in itself – and do a joint reconnaissance and comparison check of several clubs in cyprus probably focusing on larnaca and nicosia. i expect that we will have several reports to post from this foray and very much look forward to it. it's always better to have a second opinion and set of eyes.
