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Day 1274 or so.
Today, I fucked nina deponca 3 times creampied her ass and pussy, and we went to recreio, posto 12, pontal, which appears from my recon to be the best beach for open water swimming in rio de janeiro, which is a big deal to me as I like open water swimming even at and especially at night, to include finning around and doing seal and sea lion like imitations. Last week I fucked a porn star in from sao paulo 4 times in her mouth and ass, all covered, and took her to the nude beach as I mentioned. I keep her confidential as she is married, though her husband does not fuck her and can't even get it up, he is some kind of big wheel in SP who owns clinicas we have all been to.
Vagabundo can see himself living out his days in a apartment and / or house in Recreio, walking distance to both Pontal swimming and Paris Cafe, which had the best talent, right up there with Mosaico.
Now, the Cariocas fuck better than other brazilians. This also became clear with the paulistana in from SP. I mean, she is a porn star. But she's mechanical. My best fuck of last week by far was a negra from a prive who also shall remain in the Vagabundo witness protection program because she met me at a hotel in Centro during work hours so she was technically cheating her prive out of the cut for the house and the tia, and the tia and vagabundo go back a decade and have a hate love relationship. That too is classified vatican top secret, at least for the next 400 years.
And so it goes.
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Beach bunnies
Last time I was in Rio and at classicos beach club. I tried all I could and couldn't spot any hookers. It was most guys and the girls and one or two tables with a group of girls, who didn't look like hookers. It wasn't worth it for, because the hookers will want to charge you higher prices, just for being there. Might as well take girl with you to the beach and fuck her afterwards.
[QUOTE=DonCarlos1234;2851632]Cluster fu** of sub par talent. Actually no talent. Crowded beach, people think if they hear something enough times, it must be true. Till you see it in person you find out. I'll post photos later. Maybe a couple of 7's with bff's but I have high standards. Disappointing. and the beach "fixers" were outgoing/ friendly with zero recommendations.. must have been a bad/ crowded day.[/QUOTE]
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Uber and Rappi
A couple logistical questions. I've read differing opinions and just want to know any recent experiences. Has anyone had trouble paying for Uber with a card (instead of cash)? And has anyone had trouble using a card to pay for Rappi? (Not sure if Rappi is the most common delivery service in Rio.).
Thanks in advance.
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Uber cash (prepaid)
[QUOTE=Dcrist0527;2852182]A couple logistical questions. I've read differing opinions and just want to know any recent experiences. Has anyone had trouble paying for Uber with a card (instead of cash)? And has anyone had trouble using a card to pay for Rappi? (Not sure if Rappi is the most common delivery service in Rio.).
Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Yeah, did 20 rides in Rio. Last few days. Neither of 2 usa credit cards worked on the app but they did allow me to request rides using cash. However 90% of Uber drivers claimed they were not paid (liars. Scammers) so I ended up paying twice, one time cash later on credit card. Really. So I found a way to deposit to an Uber account on the app. That solved the problem. Then suddenly my credit cards started working. Go figure. Rappi no info.
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[QUOTE=DonCarlos1234;2852287]Yeah, did 20 rides in Rio. Last few days. Neither of 2 usa credit cards worked on the app but they did allow me to request rides using cash. However 90% of Uber drivers claimed they were not paid (liars. Scammers) so I ended up paying twice, one time cash later on credit card. Really. So I found a way to deposit to an Uber account on the app. That solved the problem. Then suddenly my credit cards started working. Go figure. Rappi no info.[/QUOTE]I tried using my Uber cash and it doesn't work since it's in dollars. I was hoping Uber fixed their issues in Brazil. I was able to use it the first time from the airport and then it stopped working the rest of the trip. My bank said it's not on their end and wasn't being declined by them. Very strange.
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[QUOTE=Dcrist0527;2852182]A couple logistical questions. I've read differing opinions and just want to know any recent experiences. Has anyone had trouble paying for Uber with a card (instead of cash)? And has anyone had trouble using a card to pay for Rappi? (Not sure if Rappi is the most common delivery service in Rio.).
Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I use both and I don't have any issue with using card on them. IFood might be more common in Brazil than Rappi, but it's a bit harder to register and I haven't use it.
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[QUOTE=DonCarlos1234;2852287]Yeah, did 20 rides in Rio. Last few days. Neither of 2 usa credit cards worked on the app but they did allow me to request rides using cash. However 90% of Uber drivers claimed they were not paid (liars. Scammers) so I ended up paying twice, one time cash later on credit card. Really. So I found a way to deposit to an Uber account on the app. That solved the problem. Then suddenly my credit cards started working. Go figure. Rappi no info.[/QUOTE]Thanks for all of the responses. That scam is exactly why I asked. I used to pay Rappi in cash. But twice in Medellin, the Rappi said I never paid. Of course, Rappi was no help. Like they think I just stole the food from the Rappi driver and ran away? When they have my address? LOL So to know uber drivers run the same scam affirms I should pay via card if at all possible.
Thanks again.
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Trip recap, don't be like me
Went to Rio for 4 days in*December 2022. Contemplated 6 days but somehow thought that was too long 4 days will be plenty. Here's how the cliff notes summary.
Right ideas but executed in the wrong order. And a lot of Hindsight 20/20 rule.
Day 1 Thursday: technically landed late Wednesday, day started Thursday. Cheap hotel in Centro then moved to AirBnB in Copacabana,*.
Would later find out that hotel was 3 blocks down the street from a prive*high rise. Met up with one other ISG went to 4 x4.
Some amazing pics in 4 x4, thought maybe I'll do this on my special night. Lets hit the prive. Would later find out 4 x4 is M-F only closed weekends, made it a plan to go back Friday.
Went to the high rise prive, walked up to one entrance, saw mail collection room and fence closed. Wing man couldn't figure out why closed says still open. I would find out 2 days later, there's a north and south entrance. We were at a locked south door, the correct north doors with door man and elevators was 150 ft to our left.
Went to Eden Spa. By 8 pm, many girls gone down to just 3 chicas only one did BBBJ (but not CIM).
Day 2 Friday: Took an early civilian morning to go see the sights when in Rio, bus up to Cristo monument. Was informed while I was doing that, 2-3 other ISGers were getting a walking tour from Vagabundo in VM district. Should've waited til Saturday to do monument oops.
Early afternoon time to do 4 x4 re-do. Wrong. Torrential rain, ISG wingman warned Centro not safe when raining as only riff raff still around, tourists should avoid.
Secretly ignored him went to a different whiskeria in Centro, checked my surroundings, went in. Got a drink tab. Only 2 passing grade chicas, but since I didn't habla Portuguese they wanted nothing of me. One chubby girl walked up to me and grinded me, DFK. Very good presentation on her end, maybe if I had more days in Rio. Left no action.
Day 3 Saturday.
No hits from Tinder, walked around fancy tourist trap stairs, got super drunk, lost sense of direction looking for subway but rebounded. One other ISGer was available for trip to Perola Negra. Met up in Copacabana for Uber to PN. Given the dose of reality there is likely nothing on Sunday I was ready to send off my Rio outing properly with a great session.
Walked in, and seeing what available lineup, but one girl in room approached me and did her thing. Upon up close intro she was more madurita than jovencita that I was hoping to bag. Couldn't find a polite way to shake her so I could at least see if any other willing talent. Maybe it really*was made to be her and me but there's that unknown what if.
We sessioned, had a good time. Was too busy lingering about what if there was a better girl that she was blockading me from. *Prob self centered and getting flack but feel like my special last real night in Rio I should be able to choose girl of my liking idk.
Day 4 Sunday. No contacts to meet. Watched World cup title game, later met up with first ISG wingman from Day 1, looked for one other spa in Copacabana, but door man insisted we sign in and present our ID, wingman said deal breaker and we bounced out. Went to Eden Spa and closed on Sundays. We chatted about life and hobby. And that's pretty much*how I feel I botched a 4 day outing in Rio.
Right ideas, wrong order of operations. Rio sleeps in on Saturdays / Sundays. Be up early not like Mexico, in Rio hobby starts as early as 10 am and try not to be in Centro super late night.
Flash forward Sept 2023 Going to Sao Paulo next week, but really itching for a re-do second stab of Rio
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[QUOTE=Thor91;2851951]I had my eye on her on twitter recently, thanks for the recommendation. On that note does anyone else have other recommendations of twitter girls / independent escorts in RJ? I have a modest list that I'm trying to build up before my next trip. Happy to share the girls on my list if anyone is interested and if it's allowed by forum rules. They're all big / thick girls and mostly negras.[/QUOTE]No problem, nice girl.
Any gringos want to experience real favela hit me up, no cost.
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Honestly I met most of my girls in my favela its not vidigal or rochina so no tourists. Just show respect and meet amazing girls.
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[QUOTE=DonCarlos1234;2851632]Cluster fu** of sub par talent. Actually no talent. Crowded beach, people think if they hear something enough times, it must be true. Till you see it in person you find out. I'll post photos later. Maybe a couple of 7's with bff's but I have high standards. Disappointing. and the beach "fixers" were outgoing/ friendly with zero recommendations.. must have been a bad/ crowded day.[/QUOTE]Rasta beach leme.
Posto 1 is where all attractive girls go.
Look for jamaican flags.
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Visit report
Arrived on a Sunday in Copa, Vivencia Massagem. Sabrina was a short and full chested woman who gave a hand release about halfway through the Nuru massage. No touching allowed, not great for the are $600 but everything else is closed on Sundays.
Visited Monte Carlo in Copa, are $610 for 40 minutes in a suite. Robes are mandatory according to the creepy attendant in the locker room. Went in the afternoon and was the only customer, the women all stand in a line and wait for you to pick one after you get a drink at the bar which was a nice touch. Six lovely ladies to choose from and I chose Nikki who had a nice bolted on pair, new lips, and a new back side too. Didn't speak any English so I didn't sit around and went straight to the room. She was happy to grind all over me in the elevator on the way up. OWO, riding, reverse cow girl, miss, and doggy and it was a fun time. On checking out the front desk woman asked for a tip for herself which I thought was odd.
Visited Solarium are $590 for 40 minutes in a regular room. The rooms here are much smaller as are the beds. Are $26 for a beer at the bar. The women don't come to you, you can walk through the room and pick what you like. There were 6 or 7 and a pair of customers in the late afternoon. I picked Carol a tall blonde with curly hair. She had braces and an arm sleeve of tattoos. All natural body and smaller tits. Also didn't speak any English so we went upstairs (they usually have you wait right outside their locker room while they change into something else and then go to the room. DFK without asking me and we're talking deep. FIV, OWO, riding, reverse cow girl, doggy and she put my hand in her hair asking me to pull. Unlike Monte Carlo you don't pay until afterwards which I found odd but theres a bouncer out front you give your receipt to in order to leave.
Visited Centaur are $600 for 40 minutes in a regular room. The room was more spacious, had a sink, and room for sitting / fucking. Told them it was my first time so they sent Giselle down to help undress me and give me a tour of the facilities. She is petite with a bolted on pair and a face like Ashlynn Brooke, can't miss her. I went in a little after they opened and was the only patron, five or six women were there and several more getting ready and coming out. She took me back to a room and licked the jewels before OW (she made it a point to tell me that she was opening the condom packet which I found odd). Similar set of positions, she does not do Greek. Pay before play and they also have a bouncer out front.
Went back to Monte Carlo, this time in the evening and it was a little more expensive are $650.10+ women to choose from and a few more patrons were there too. Went with Mia who was the best experience of the trip. Short, curly haired, slim, caramel skin. She speaks more English than she lets on, DFK in the hallway and shoved my hand down her panties in the elevator. She came out of her locker room in a school girl outfit with the tiniest skirt. Very much a GFE in the bedroom as she pushed me against a wall and got on her knees for OWO, then onto the bed where she licked the jewels, and then we were off to the races.
Went back to Solarium, also on an evening and was told it would cost are $800 but they only ended up taking are $750. Don't remember the woman's name but she is pencil thin black haired with tattoos and a beautiful face. Wasn't the most friendly but once we were in the room DFK and FIV before the fun. The brazilian women moan by saying 'oy' a lot and she was almost annoying in how much she said it. Gave a mediocre massage afterwards.
Last stop was Eden Spa. I don't know how this place remains open with prices so low- are $130 for 30 min, are $230 for 30 min with two women, and are $330 for 60 min with two women. I picked Samantha and Mel. Samantha is chocolate skin toned with a Stacy Dash looking face and a nice pair bolted on (a little darker tone than in her photo). Mel was a lighter skinned thick woman. They were barely a step below the women at the Termas but for the price there is no complaining. Had a nice four hand massage and OW before Mel mounted me forward and reverse. I then bent Samantha over and gave it to her while Mel watched and touched herself before letting me grab a handful at the finish.
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Drunk or lactating
Hi dear friends.
I will be in some days in Rio, located in Hilton Barra.
I am looking for or girls who are lactating or like to get drunk.
Any Suggestion? Thxxx soo much!!
Anyone had experience with Hilton Barra?
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2852302]I tried using my Uber cash and it doesn't work since it's in dollars. ....[/QUOTE]I added Uber cash in Brazil and it worked earlier this year. I tried to do it again this month but I was not able to.
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[QUOTE=QLegal;2852550]Honestly I met most of my girls in my favela its not vidigal or rochina so no tourists. Just show respect and meet amazing girls.[/QUOTE]You can't receive message yet until you have 25 posts.
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[QUOTE=OddsMaker;2852556]Arrived on a Sunday in Copa, Vivencia Massagem. Sabrina was a short and full chested woman who gave a hand release about halfway through the Nuru massage. No touching allowed, not great for the are $600 but everything else is closed on Sundays.
Visited Monte Carlo in Copa, are $610 for 40 minutes in a suite. Robes are mandatory according to the creepy attendant in the locker room. Went in the afternoon and was the only customer, the women all stand in a line and wait for you to pick one after you get a drink at the bar which was a nice touch. Six lovely ladies to choose from and I chose Nikki who had a nice bolted on pair, new lips, and a new back side too. Didn't speak any English so I didn't sit around and went straight to the room. She was happy to grind all over me in the elevator on the way up. OWO, riding, reverse cow girl, miss, and doggy and it was a fun time. On checking out the front desk woman asked for a tip for herself which I thought was odd.
Visited Solarium are $590 for 40 minutes in a regular room. The rooms here are much smaller as are the beds. Are $26 for a beer at the bar. The women don't come to you, you can walk through the room and pick what you like. There were 6 or 7 and a pair of customers in the late afternoon. I picked Carol a tall blonde with curly hair. She had braces and an arm sleeve of tattoos. All natural body and smaller tits. Also didn't speak any English so we went upstairs (they usually have you wait right outside their locker room while they change into something else and then go to the room. DFK without asking me and we're talking deep. FIV, OWO, riding, reverse cow girl, doggy and she put my hand in her hair asking me to pull. Unlike Monte Carlo you don't pay until afterwards which I found odd but theres a bouncer out front you give your receipt to in order to leave..[/QUOTE]Great report. And I greatly appreciate the pricing. I'm no cheap charlie. I will definitely spend more for a better experience. Reading your review, I get the sense you felt you got more bang for the buck at a clinica? Is that fair? If so, would you prioritize them over a termas on your next visit? If not, what draws you back to a termas?
Thanks!
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Avoid the Uber scam
[QUOTE=Dcrist0527;2852389]Thanks for all of the responses. That scam is exactly why I asked. I used to pay Rappi in cash. But twice in Medellin, the Rappi said I never paid. Of course, Rappi was no help. Like they think I just stole the food from the Rappi driver and ran away? When they have my address? LOL So to know uber drivers run the same scam affirms I should pay via card if at all possible.
Thanks again.[/QUOTE]Deposit $ to your Uber account in the app. Prepay your account that way / should solve the problem. It will tell you how much is available & deduct as you spend it. I love Rio!
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[QUOTE=Dcrist0527;2852717]Great report. And I greatly appreciate the pricing. I'm no cheap charlie. I will definitely spend more for a better experience. Reading your review, I get the sense you felt you got more bang for the buck at a clinica? Is that fair? If so, would you prioritize them over a termas on your next visit? If not, what draws you back to a termas?
Thanks![/QUOTE]My time was limited so I didn't get to enjoy all the amenities of the termas but I think they are nicer places. Having been to Germany they aren't on the same level of FKKs but some still had nice spa areas. If its just women you're after quick and simple Eden Spa is the way to go.
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Rod
This being your very first report and English not being your first language? Dam salute! Well done.
[QUOTE=DrAxxx;2671587]First message, report of my first and second trip to Rio de Janeiro. Sorry for any mistakes, but English is not my native language.
I would like to give useful information especially to those who have never been to Rio de Janeiro and want to take a low cost pussy holiday. LOL.
Copacabana vs Cento
And always, always and everywhere interview the girl well and ask if she does everything you are interested in like FK, BBBJ, CIM, anal, if she asks for extras, etc. Don't take anything for granted.[/QUOTE].
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Very True.
[QUOTE=QLegal;2852551]Rasta beach leme.
Posto 1 is where all attractive girls go.
Look for jamaican flags.[/QUOTE]
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Traci Lords, Midori, Prive BBFS.
So, the names of the confidential informant national security assets have been changed to protect them from violation of their company rules.
The aforementioned rules are to use condoms.
Well, I was texting Midori 2 (the first Midori, circa 2020, to be distinguished from Midori 2023), who could not leave her prive to meet me in a motel, until 19 h. Not wanting to wait, I strolled in, and she walked past, and well, it was game on. As I slid my pepperoni into her hot pussy she asked for and was granted not just 200 r but 240 r for barebacking her hot negra pie. Well, it's only money, and no shit, Vagabundo is up 69% year to date, so whiskey tango foxtrot as we swiss naval infantry men say, and I slid my pepperoni in and we fucked for 20 or 25 minutes.
And it was good. I shot a wad over her ass, and she claims a little bit up her hot pussy. Well, there was some drama, she douched, and then.
The door opens, just a bit.
And it is Traci. OK. Traci is not the Traci Lords of yore, but a 18 year old who barebacks, and she is hot af as 18 year olds are, and she DFK s Vagabundo in the middle of Midori's session, and asks, why did you not mark with me, and I say, OK, 18 h.
Well, there are worse ways to pass the days and to to spend your fuck you money from selling juice so I go out into the Rio afternoon to buy 3 things -- water, baby oil, and mouth wash.
I find some water in the hallway.
Then out in the well traveled alleys of centro, I find a bradesco which is chained shut.
OMFG, it has finally happened. Charleston Heston is facing the statue of liberty in New York Center, and the rest of the world has gone crazy and nuked itself, and.
But over on Rio Branco, I find a open Bradesco, and take out some more worthless or infinitely valuable dilmas and return to Traci.
With some mouth wash, and a full bottle of baby oil.
Pretty young eyes. Soft, natural 18 year old titties. Hot tight teen pussy. Big but not fat phat and juicy booty on a white girl with Rio de Janeiro flava. I slide my pepperoni which gets hard again after some baby oiled sliding about into her hot slot and give it to her for 15 minutes, maybe 13, closer to 14. A good fuck.
I shoot a smaller wad on her belly after our coupling, and she showers and I do too, and then she massages me which is good. I pay her 160 r. This report is classified swiss navy top secret too because the disparity in BBFS upsell will cause real violence between them, and me, and could put your agent at risk. But she takes it, and it is a fair price for a great commodity, which is the bare pussy of a 18 year old hot af morena with a pretty face and nasty attitude. She came too, loudly on my face with the little purple vibe shoved up against her cute little clit.
Shabbat Shalom.
My sabbath started early, as the stock market closed with my kosher pepperoni up in the porn star perfect pussy of Midori, and by the time that I stuffed Traci Lords with my sausage, the sabbath was well underway.
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Pregnant Escorts. SP
I need some information from the gurus on Brazil. I am planning a trip but confused to chose Brazil (SP) or Medellin (been there 3 times). Its there any place like el Centro in Medellin, any advice will be really apricated.
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[QUOTE=AjaiGoa;2852920]I need some information from the gurus on Brazil. I am planning a trip but confused to chose Brazil (SP) or Medellin (been there 3 times). Its there any place like el Centro in Medellin, any advice will be really apricated.[/QUOTE]I have been to Medellin and going ng to Brazil next week and will get to know which one is better.
My experience in Medellin is wonderful, enough talent and easy going. Cost effective.
I have mongered with FB chicas. Once you connect few chicas in FB you will so many requests and offers. Choose selectively.
For Brazil, I am focusing on Rio mostly as I wanted to do both sightseeing and mongering.
Unfortunately I could not get connected with any FB chics yet. I have to either rely on casa or strip clubs as of now.
Hope to get some connections before the trip.
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5 nights in rio
Finally booked an Airbnb near copa beach but still nervous about their guest policy though the owner says no issues but not sure if he denies entry to any chicas.
BTW. Is the travel / busy season already started? We are landing end of the September but prices seems to be pretty high for basic 2 bed /2 bath airbnb. (costed $800 CAD). We don't mind paying $1 k also provided it has no restriction on chica and daily house keeping.
Any one can suggest / PM a confirmed chica friendly Airbnb / accommodation as the free cancellation ends by 2 pm today.
Feel free to PM if any one is coming during Sept. 30th to hang out and share the intel.
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Thanks. Heard it here first. The visa is one of the reasons I avoided going to BR all this time. Looks like I am getting in just in time. Depending on how they implement it might end up on a Brazil drought again.
[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2851672]
On that note, I suggest the mongers here note that on 10 January 2024 visa will be needed to get into BR......
For everyone else, it looks like 4 entries of 90 days and USD160 fee.
Oh, a I have naked girl tugging at me, so I better finish this post.[/QUOTE].
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[QUOTE=WorldJockey;2853161]Depending on how they implement it might end up on a Brazil drought again.
.[/QUOTE]According to the numbers crunched by the ministry: when they waived the visa requirements in 2019, tourism actually went DOWN not up despite being $0 to get in.
We will see.
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Airbnb and bringing girls back
[QUOTE=MadMax9336;2853028]Finally booked an Airbnb near copa beach but still nervous about their guest policy though the owner says no issues but not sure if he denies entry to any chicas.
BTW. Is the travel / busy season already started? We are landing end of the September but prices seems to be pretty high for basic 2 bed /2 bath airbnb. (costed $800 CAD). We don't mind paying $1 k also provided it has no restriction on chica and daily house keeping.
Any one can suggest / PM a confirmed chica friendly Airbnb / accommodation as the free cancellation ends by 2 pm today.
Feel free to PM if any one is coming during Sept. 30th to hang out and share the intel.[/QUOTE]I've been to Rio three times and always use Airbnb 's. I'm just straight up with the owner of the Airbnb before I book and say I'm not having any parties but I'm a single guy in Rio de Janeiro and it is OK if I bring a girl back every single time I've been told no problem there's always security at their apartments iand they've never given me any issue. I've stayed in many different cities and neighborhoods and Rio never had a problem bringing a girl back.
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Visitor visa
I'm going back to Thailand in December. I really love both countries but I opted for Thailand this time because I'm going in December and they were saying originally that the new visa requirements were going to take affect October 1 . They are saying there is supposed to be an E visa so you do not have to travel to a Brazilian consulate, but since it was not up and running, I did not want to take that chance. I'm hoping later this spring they Evies I will be up and running smoothly and then I will make it back to Brazil. There is just some kind of magic to Brazil not just the woman, but the whole culture in Vibe that I just don't feel anywhere else. Incredibly jealous of those of you that live live there now.
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[QUOTE=TravelGuy79;2853453]I'm going back to Thailand in December. I really love both countries but I opted for Thailand this time because I'm going in December and they were saying originally that the new visa requirements were going to take affect October 1 . They are saying there is supposed to be an E visa so you do not have to travel to a Brazilian consulate, but since it was not up and running, I did not want to take that chance. I'm hoping later this spring they Evies I will be up and running smoothly and then I will make it back to Brazil. There is just some kind of magic to Brazil not just the woman, but the whole culture in Vibe that I just don't feel anywhere else. Incredibly jealous of those of you that live live there now.[/QUOTE]The Brazil eVisa requirement has been postponed until January 10,2024.
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Boots on the ground
I'll try to post this week with my experiences. Rio vets, I apologize. I doubt you'll learn anything from this Rio rookie. But maybe something I post will help a noob.
First impression was mixed. The trip is long. I left mid-day Saturday and arrived to my hotel at noon on Sunday. I knew Sunday would be a waste of a day and it was. So not unexpected but it is a journey. Flew through SP and connected to Rio. Airports, immigration, and customs was a breeze. Uber was simple. Only thing that confused me was finding the 2nd floor. LOL. You actually take 2 different escalators from baggage claim. (At least I had to.).
Uber driver took an interior route to Copa, which is not very scenic. But it was uneventful. The fare was $20 USD. Paid with card. (I did Uber Comfort). Checked into Windsor Excelsior. I booked knowing it was not girl friendly. I suspect you have about a 10% chance of sneaking a girl in. But I don't plan to try. The hotel is nice. The room is comfortable. No problems at all. Is it luxury? No. But comfortable, clean, no complaints at all. View of the beach and christ the redeemer. Awesome rooftop. If GF is not important to you, I'd recommend.
Walked the beach for just a few minutes. It was Sunday and lots of families. Kind of what I expected for a Sunday. The one surpise I had was how different things are just two blocks inland. I read this before on the forum. But it just struck me as an interesting dynamic. Beautiful beach filled with happy people, touristy area. And two blocks away, it feels like some areas of Tijuana centro. No problems and certainly didn't feel in danger. Just noteworthy.
My plan for this trip is to hit up the massagems and termas. I did book a nuru with Prisma for Sunday afternoon. Found the building without any problem. No ID needed at the door. Booked 1. 5 hours in the suite mutual nuru. Mychelle was my masajisita. I've read that Prisma does alot of photo editing on their site. I found Mychelle to be very accurate. Is her photo airbrushed? Probably. But nothing that would misrepresent her at all. The massage was good. Started relaxing and it was good. For Nounce, thanks for the correction and comparison to casas in MDE. I would agree that the setup and feel is similar. Of course, the rules vary by massage house here in Rio. Prisma is not a full service and I knew that. I think the biggest difference from an MDE casa was the actual massage. Mychelle was very good. My MDE casa massages don't compare favorably. The nuru aspect was good as well. I'd say 4 out of 5 stars. Hard to explain but it felt a little rushed. Don't get me wrong. It was 30 minutes of her body slides, grinding, etc. I just thought her pace was off. But I'd recommend. 640 reais. Not cheap but extended time, large room with private shower? There are endless ways to waste $120 in a less enjoyable manner.
Plan for today is another nuru massage and a termas. Haven't decided which termas gets my cherry. Was thinking 4 x4 but I've read some weak reviews lately. So I'll hit up 4 x4, Monte Carlo, or Centaurus later this evening. But first, the beach is calling.
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Hello
I'm in Rio right now and after reading some of this thread I'm interested in checking out Eden Spa. Which building do you enter? Any good massage parlors worth visiting with hot girls?
I went to Centaurus and it was a mind blowing experience. Girl was super hot, great kisser, amazing ass, and was super into it. The noises she made, omfg.
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[QUOTE=Dcrist0527;2853557]...So I'll hit up 4 x4, Monte Carlo, or Centaurus later this evening. But first, the beach is calling.[/QUOTE]You should try Solarium.
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Just went to Eden
Not too bad. Most of the girls were kinda tore back IMO but I picked one that I liked. She was pretty good. Definitely worth it for the price. Can someone recommend a terma that is good that we don't have to change into robes?
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Rio First Impressions...
[QUOTE= Dcrist0527;2853557]I'll try to post this week with my experiences. Rio vets, I apologize. I doubt you'll learn anything from this Rio rookie. But maybe something I post will help a noob. ... [/QUOTE] Thank You! It never hurts to have new experiences and new POVs voiced and of course naturally, to give back shared information to the forum.
[QUOTE= Dcrist0527;2853557] ... I did book a nuru with Prisma for Sunday afternoon. Found the building without any problem. No ID needed at the door. ... For Nounce, thanks for the correction and comparison to casas in MDE. I would agree that the setup and feel is similar. Of course, the rules vary by massage house here in Rio. Prisma is not a full service and I knew that. I think the biggest difference from an MDE casa was the actual massage. Mychelle was very good. My MDE casa massages don't compare favorably. The nuru aspect was good as well. I'd say 4 out of 5 stars...So I'll hit up 4 x4, Monte Carlo, or Centaurus later this evening. But first, the beach is calling. [/QUOTE]Nice review of Prisma and interesting comparison with MDE Casas. Thanks, good to know!
Good Stuff, BTW! Look forward to more of your observations and POVs.
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[QUOTE=Nounce;2853617]You should try Solarium.[/QUOTE]It is definitely on my list. I'm not certain why, but my expectations for termas in general has lowered. So I'm hoping to visit a closer termas for visit number one. 4 x4 seemed to be the gold standard but I might wait until later this week. But Solarium definitely has my interest based on OddsMaker's recent review. I'd prefer to relax a bit without 10 girls staring at you in a line waiting to pick. (I have to laugh at myself sometimes. I mean, damn, if picking a girl at a termas is the worst thing that happens today. LOL).
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Boots on Ground.
Was it half hour or 1. 5 hour nuru? In the top part you indicated booking 1. 5 hours but at the end you mention half an hour and felt rushed.
Thanks.
[QUOTE=Dcrist0527;2853557]I'll try to post this week with my experiences. Rio vets, I apologize. I doubt you'll learn anything from this Rio rookie. But maybe something I post will help a noob.
First impression was mixed. The trip is long. I left mid-day Saturday and arrived to my hotel at noon on Sunday. I knew Sunday would be a waste of a day and it was. So not unexpected but it is a journey. Flew through SP and connected to Rio. Airports, immigration, and customs was a breeze. Uber was simple. Only thing that confused me was finding the 2nd floor. LOL. You actually take 2 different escalators from baggage claim. (At least I had to.).
Uber driver took an interior route to Copa, which is not very scenic. But it was uneventful. The fare was $20 USD. Paid with card. (I did Uber Comfort). Checked into Windsor Excelsior. I booked knowing it was not girl friendly. I suspect you have about a 10% chance of sneaking a girl in. But I don't plan to try. The hotel is nice. The room is comfortable. No problems at all. Is it luxury? No. But comfortable, clean, no complaints at all. View of the beach and christ the redeemer. Awesome rooftop. If GF is not important to you, I'd recommend.
Walked the beach for just a few minutes. It was Sunday and lots of families. Kind of what I expected for a Sunday. The one surpise I had was how different things are just two blocks inland. I read this before on the forum. But it just struck me as an interesting dynamic. Beautiful beach filled with happy people, touristy area. And two blocks away, it feels like some areas of Tijuana centro. No problems and certainly didn't feel in danger. Just noteworthy.
My plan for this trip is to hit up the massagems and termas. I did book a nuru with Prisma for Sunday afternoon. Found the building without any problem. No ID needed at the door. Booked 1. 5 hours in the suite mutual nuru. Mychelle was my masajisita. I've read that Prisma does alot of photo editing on their site. I found Mychelle to be very accurate. Is her photo airbrushed? Probably. But nothing that would misrepresent her at all. The massage was good. Started relaxing and it was good. For Nounce, thanks for the correction and comparison to casas in MDE. I would agree that the setup and feel is similar. Of course, the rules vary by massage house here in Rio. Prisma is not a full service and I knew that. I think the biggest difference from an MDE casa was the actual massage. Mychelle was very good. My MDE casa massages don't compare favorably. The nuru aspect was good as well. I'd say 4 out of 5 stars. Hard to explain but it felt a little rushed. Don't get me wrong. It was 30 minutes of her body slides, grinding, etc. I just thought her pace was off. But I'd recommend. 640 reais. Not cheap but extended time, large room with private shower? There are endless ways to waste $120 in a less enjoyable manner.
Plan for today is another nuru massage and a termas. Haven't decided which termas gets my cherry. Was thinking 4 x4 but I've read some weak reviews lately. So I'll hit up 4 x4, Monte Carlo, or Centaurus later this evening. But first, the beach is calling.[/QUOTE]
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I'm going to assume they took covid into account. If so this is surprising. As you said we will see.
Personally flights to BR are long and expensive compared to say Colombia. And from what I have been reading the food is just as bad LOL. Visa fee may be the nail in the coffin for me. Ill withhold judgement tho till after my trip.
[QUOTE=CenTexCrash;2853352]According to the numbers crunched by the ministry: when they waived the visa requirements in 2019, tourism actually went DOWN not up despite being $0 to get in.
We will see.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Markon;2853676]Was it half hour or 1. 5 hour nuru? In the top part you indicated booking 1. 5 hours but at the end you mention half an hour and felt rushed.
Thanks.[/QUOTE]Sorry for the confusion. The session was 1. 5 hours. And I'd say it was three different phases. Phase 1 was a legit, relaxing massage. Then it moves on to nuru, body slides and then moves on to the finish. I'd say each phase was approximately 30 minutes, give or take.
And that's really why I like the setup. It's a nice combo of fun and a good massage. I'm not certain the FS places would have as good of a massage. But I'll be finding out this week. LOL.
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Day 2 - Prisma and Monte Carlo
So, I decided to give Prisma another try. And I'm glad I did. So, you guys will hate me. But I'm going to avoid naming names until I'm gone later this week because I plan on keeping this one busy. I had the same setup as yesterday. An hour and a half, mutual nuru. Suite. Same price, 640. This girl is totally my type. When she walked in the room, I knew I won. I'd rate her 8. 5. Maybe pushing 9. And her personality matched. I speak basically no Portugese but we managed. Menu was more open too. I will add: I saw several other girls while I was waiting. Two really attractive girls. The one that I found the hottest was Mariana. Her photos on the site are really nice. But I thought she was much hotter in person.
Then I decided to break my termas cherry at Monte Carlo. When I walked in, they asked if it was my first time. "Yes. " So they handed me a price list. Two odd things that I didn't expect. And in talking to another gentleman, isn't their normal practice. The pricing goes: entrance fee is 150. Girl for 40 minutes in regular room is an additional 450, for a total of 600. Girl for 60 minutes in the large room is an additional 600, for a total of 750. You couldn't mix 40 minutes in a large room, for example. That was no big deal for me. I was planning to opt for both upgrades if I found someone decent. But just be aware, it may be an all or nothing upgrade. The other odd thing was that when I met Mrs. Right Now, I expected her to take the key and arrange it. No. Instead we walked back to the front desk and they asked how I was paying. "Dinhero". "Ok, you have to pay now. " So back I go to the locker to get cash. I thought it was odd. And like I said, another gentleman said he's come here for many years and doesn't know why they do that. No big deal. Just unexpected.
Impressions of Monte Carlo. The bar area was much smaller than I expected. It was also hotter than I expected. But it was really hot outside today. The robe thing was a little awkward. It was my first time. I've never been to Germany or FKK. So it was new. I can see why some don't like it. But I didn't mind it. Drinks are reasonably priced. I think it was 35 reais for a caipirinha. About 20 for agua. I'd estimate there were 7 or 8 girls there. As soon as I walked in, you get the stares. I went and got a drink, sat down and 7 girls come over and stand in front. I thought, ok, I'll wait this out. 5 minutes go by. They are still staring. With only 3 or 4 other guys, they weren't going anywhere. Hahaha So in my mind, I'm thinking pick out the best one, but don't say anything. After about 10 minutes of awkward stares, (remember, I don't speak Porto), they start to peel away. In the end, one remained and she wasn't just staring at me awkwardly. Sure enough, she was the best looking one of the group. Eventually, she just came over, "just to talk". Name is Camila. Definitely a little skinnier than my normal type but very pretty. We made small talk. Very friendly, and patient with the language barrier. (I left my phone in the locker so no Google Translate. Rookie mistake!) But she understood spanish well enough to get by. I have to say, I really thought there was zero chance she wanted to talk. But there was zero pressure from her. I offered to buy her a drink. "No, thanks. " So a comfortable and enjoyable conversation. Not a high pressure sales job I was expecting. Then, of course, her DFK wore me down quickly and off we went. I won't bore you with the gory details. But I'll give her a recommendation if DT is your thing. The oral was good (BBBJ) but the DT was the best part.
So an enjoyable first visit to a termas. Some pros and cons. It was a little awkward with the locker room attendants. It was odd to just drop all your clothes in front of this woman, probably mid 50's. But, whatever. I'm sure she's seen it all.
Tomorrow, I'll probably hit up either quatro or Solarium. I'm told quatro has a larger selection. I'd really love to know which termas is the largest, in terms of size. Maybe they're all the same but Monte Carlo just felt small. (Bar area).
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[QUOTE=MadMax9336;2853015]I have been to Medellin and going ng to Brazil next week and will get to know which one is better.
My experience in Medellin is wonderful, enough talent and easy going. Cost effective.
I have mongered with FB chicas. Once you connect few chicas in FB you will so many requests and offers. Choose selectively.
For Brazil, I am focusing on Rio mostly as I wanted to do both sightseeing and mongering.
Unfortunately I could not get connected with any FB chics yet. I have to either rely on casa or strip clubs as of now.
Hope to get some connections before the trip.[/QUOTE]In my experience FB doesn't work in Rio like it does in Medellin. Hell, Medellin is the only place where' I've honestly had it work that well and I've been doing it since 2012. FB doesn't work in Cali where it's more Tinder and casas. Bogota is cheap casas and then high end Seeking. For Rio my experience over the past two trips has been that Termas are the best option followed by in person meetings. Rio girls, and Brazilieans in general, are open to chatting and quick to hook up. My number of interactions on Tinder is small, but I had few matches and it was 50/50 whether straight up pro or non-pro that was quick to get offended. It was a bit of work.
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[QUOTE=Dcrist0527;2853673]It is definitely on my list. I'm not certain why, but my expectations for termas in general has lowered. So I'm hoping to visit a closer termas for visit number one. 4 x4 seemed to be the gold standard but I might wait until later this week. But Solarium definitely has my interest based on OddsMaker's recent review. I'd prefer to relax a bit without 10 girls staring at you in a line waiting to pick. (I have to laugh at myself sometimes. I mean, damn, if picking a girl at a termas is the worst thing that happens today. LOL).[/QUOTE]Monte Carlo is the worst followed by Centaurus as for as girls starring at you. Monte Carlo girls lining up and stare-down is designed by the club where as girls at Centaurus stare at you club usually is empty and no one else there to stare at. No such issues at Solarium, 4 x4 (may encounter odd pushy girl) and Whiskeria 65.
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Transport from Santos Dumont. Anyone take the VLT streetcar to the nearest metro? I am thinking about taking the train to the Carioca metro, and then down to Copacabana. The metro in Copa is kind of far from the beach, but taxis at Santos Dumont charge an arm snd a leg to go to Copa.
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Fb?
Sorry, newb question. What are you guys referring to when saying FB chicas? Facebook groups or adding girls on facebook?
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Is there any place in Rio you can negotiate to get a blowjob without a condom?
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[QUOTE=Lalabo;2853769]Monte Carlo is the worst followed by Centaurus as for as girls starring at you. Monte Carlo girls lining up and stare-down is designed by the club where as girls at Centaurus stare at you club usually is empty and no one else there to stare at. No such issues at Solarium, 4 x4 (may encounter odd pushy girl) and Whiskeria 65.[/QUOTE]Spot on with what I experienced. I just didn't see this advice in time. It all worked out fine. But. I won't return because of exactly what you said.
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[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2853801]Transport from Santos Dumont. Anyone take the VLT streetcar to the nearest metro? I am thinking about taking the train to the Carioca metro, and then down to Copacabana. The metro in Copa is kind of far from the beach, but taxis at Santos Dumont charge an arm snd a leg to go to Copa.[/QUOTE]Is Uber not an option for you? I think it is the easiest and relatively inexpensive option at around 30 reals. You can take Uber from the mall adjacent (after getting out of luggage turn left and walk all the way to the end of the terminal building. Make sure to stay inside the terminal building until you reach the mall) to airport thermal.
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2853834]Is there any place in Rio you can negotiate to get a blowjob without a condom?[/QUOTE]In my very limited experience, BBBJ has been the standard. I've yet to have a CBJ here. And I have to admit, each one has been exquisite.
I tried PMing you since you're on the ground but looks like you don't have that capability. But BBBJ has been available both at massagems and Monte Carlo. I'm heading to 4 x 4 tonight and I'll let you know my experience.
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[QUOTE=Dcrist0527;2853854]In my very limited experience, BBBJ has been the standard. I've yet to have a CBJ here. And I have to admit, each one has been exquisite.
I tried PMing you since you're on the ground but looks like you don't have that capability. But BBBJ has been available both at massagems and Monte Carlo. I'm heading to 4 x 4 tonight and I'll let you know my experience.[/QUOTE]Cool man, cheers! I appreiciate the response.
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Sorry if this question has been asked a million time already in advamce.
Are there any actual legit websites in RIO where we can order an escort to our place, and the girl that shows up will actually be the one in the photos?
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[QUOTE=Lalabo;2853769]Monte Carlo is the worst followed by Centaurus as for as girls starring at you. Monte Carlo girls lining up and stare-down is designed by the club where as girls at Centaurus stare at you club usually is empty and no one else there to stare at. No such issues at Solarium, 4 x4 (may encounter odd pushy girl) and Whiskeria 65.[/QUOTE]They do the staring thing in the DR too. It's really uncomfortable for 20 women to stand 6 feet from you and just stare. I think it's a tactic by management because they know the average monger will get nervous and just select someone quickly, so that the rest of the girls will walk away.
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[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2853801]Transport from Santos Dumont. Anyone take the VLT streetcar to the nearest metro? I am thinking about taking the train to the Carioca metro....[/QUOTE]I think the stop before, Cinelandia will be better. Bicycle is available at the airport too 😁.
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[QUOTE=Nounce;2853977]I think the stop before, Cinelandia will be better. Bicycle is available at the airport too 😁.[/QUOTE]Correctomenche.
The hassle is getting whatever card works on the VLT and then getting a metro card.
Another alternative would be the VLT to the Metro, but taking a taxi from the Metro station to Copacabana. That should be cheaper than a taxi from the airport.
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Girl friendly AiriBnBs in Copacabana? Do they exist?
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2853834]Is there any place in Rio you can negotiate to get a blowjob without a condom?[/QUOTE]I know people like to say there's no stupid questions but come on. Blowjob without a condom is 100% standard in Brazil, no negotiations, no extra fees, no maybes. If a girl doesn't do it you kick her skanked ass to the curb and pick from one of the literally thousands that do.
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Stare Downs
[QUOTE=Bravo;2853974]They do the staring thing in the DR too. It's really uncomfortable for 20 women to stand 6 feet from you and just stare. I think it's a tactic by management because they know the average monger will get nervous and just select someone quickly, so that the rest of the girls will walk away.[/QUOTE]Sometimes this tactic cracks me up. These tutes think they can stare a monger into a session! How about they learn how to sell instead? Good thing I'm not the average monger then because this has never worked on me. I session with who I want to when I want to as long as she's available. Staring doesn't work on guys who understand they are the ones who hold the real power (money).
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So you take that VLT to Cineandia Starbucks, head over to the prives, like Sexy Hot, and you order Stephany and Duda in a dupla. You make duda be dominant and use Stephany as a submissive in a dupla. Well, then you take them over to Hotel Gomes Freire and have them fuck all the dicks that come in the door, some of which they can pick, as they like dick, especially Duda who is famous for doing a gangbang with clients, all three holes, airtight. She's a negra, hot af in a Noemie Bilas kind of way, and a law student. While you are gagging her, tell her Professor Vagabundo in investment management law recommended her, and slap her on her ass. Don't assault her, as she will file a complaint, as she is a greedy, angry young women, just how we like them. OK, now that you've defiled two of the better prive girls you go back to Cinelandia and you get on the metro.
[QUOTE=Nounece;2at853977]I think the stop before, Cinelandia will be better. Bicycle is available at the airport too 😁.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Thor91;2853990]I know people like to say there's no stupid questions but come on. Blowjob without a condom is 100% standard in Brazil, no negotiations, no extra fees, no maybes. If a girl doesn't do it you kick her skanked ass to the curb and pick from one of the literally thousands that do.[/QUOTE]Where? The only times I got it was an escort I called to my room who did it for like a minute before putting on a condom and also the same thing happened at Eden Spa. The rest didn't never tasted my Johnson.
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Is Duda the petite girl who speaks decent English?
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Day 3 - Life Massoterapia and 4 x4
So my favorite masajista was unavailable in Copacabana and I didn't feel like riding to Barra. How lazy can I be? So I thought variety is the spice of life anyway so I looked at other massagems I had researched and decided on Milla at Life in Copa. Sent a whatsapp mesaage and 30 minutes later, I'm there. Milla answered the door. She was the only person I saw there. (Though I definitely heard the other girls laughing and having a great time through the walls!) If you've seen Milla's photos, I think she is cute. In person, I found her more sexy than cute. The place is pretty nice. It's a bit more upscale than Prisma. I wasn't asked about a "suite". So, a standard room. Well, there is a massage table. My first reaction was thinking. How in the hell does nuru work on this relatively narrow table. The table does have a hole for your face. As for the relaxing massage, it was good. Not the best ever but it was adequate. To be fair Milla is pretty petite so I wasn't expecting deep tissue. As for the tantric and nuru. Again, good not great. Milla has a nice body but the nuru was fairly mechanical. It was much like the experience I had with Mychelle at Prisma. But even with Mychelle, she would mount you and bring you oh so close. Not with Milla. But I will say, as far as handjobs go, Milla was great.
After spending last night at Monte Carlo and reading alot after the fact, I was somewhat anxious to see 4 x4 tonight. I ubered to the location. I was really surprised by centro (my 1st time). I read alot of talk about the danger. Well, not knowing the area, I had no desire to walk the streets. And Centro was largely deserted. Buy it wasn't bad at all. The small street 4 x4 is on looks a little shady. But overall, my spidey senses were not tingling. I arrived about 8 PM. The staff there was fantastic. A little more complex pricing than Monte Carlo but alot more flexibility on times and accomodations. The selections were MUCH better, both in quantity and quality. The vibe was so much better. Had a blast, honestly. The girls were not pushy at all. The first girl that I really flirted with, man. It was something. I'm standing against a wall and she's playing with junior, telling me all the things I want to hear. Then she turns around, pulls thr g-string out of her ass and puts junior damn near close to the promised land. LOL. It was that kind of night. I don't remember exact pricing. But I think entrance was only 60 reais. Standard room and 30 minutes started somewhere around 300 reais. Suffice to say, I'll be back there on day 4. A couple girls told me that Wednesdays are usually a pretty busy day. The odds were definitely in favor of the men tonight. And there were some good looking women! And for the gentleman who was looking for BBBJ, 4 x4 is your place. That was promised to me, without asking, with every single girl. And more than half offered bbbjcimtc. Again, without even asking.
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[QUOTE=TravelGuy79;2853451]I've been to Rio three times and always use Airbnb 's. I'm just straight up with the owner of the Airbnb before I book and say I'm not having any parties but I'm a single guy in Rio de Janeiro and it is OK if I bring a girl back every single time I've been told no problem there's always security at their apartments iand they've never given me any issue. I've stayed in many different cities and neighborhoods and Rio never had a problem bringing a girl back.[/QUOTE]Thank you and I did asked bit diplamatically and the owner did not denied.
Lets see how it goes.
Will post my expeirnece after the trip.
Currently I started gathering the chica intel thru FB boy. Its difficult or may be I got spoiled by colombians who litterally sends invites and eager to meetup.
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[QUOTE=Chicago85;2853738]In my experience FB doesn't work in Rio like it does in Medellin. Hell, Medellin is the only place where' I've honestly had it work that well and I've been doing it since 2012. FB doesn't work in Cali where it's more Tinder and casas. Bogota is cheap casas and then high end Seeking. For Rio my experience over the past two trips has been that Termas are the best option followed by in person meetings. Rio girls, and Brazilieans in general, are open to chatting and quick to hook up. My number of interactions on Tinder is small, but I had few matches and it was 50/50 whether straight up pro or non-pro that was quick to get offended. It was a bit of work.[/QUOTE]Thanks Chicago for the intel.
By now I realized the FB route is not working. I guess I will stick to termas (4 X4, Monte Carlo, or Centaurus, Solarium).
And massagems (eden spa or any other ecommended ones?
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[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2853982]Correctomenche.
The hassle is getting whatever card works on the VLT and then getting a metro card.
Another alternative would be the VLT to the Metro, but taking a taxi from the Metro station to Copacabana. That should be cheaper than a taxi from the airport.[/QUOTE]Why make it so complicated? You are arriving in Aeroporto Santos Dumont and going to Copacabana, propably with some luggage. Taxi won't be expensive as it's quite a short ride. Uber will be even cheaper. Do you prefer getting a VLT card and head to the metro, getting a metro card, bring your luggage down to the metro platform, go to Copacabana, head up with your luggage and walk to the place where you're going to stay? Also, why should a taxi be cheaper from Carioca than Santos Dumont, when Carioca is further away?
BTW, corretamente and not correctomenche.
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[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2853983]Girl friendly AiriBnBs in Copacabana? Do they exist?[/QUOTE]No we have to fuck them on the beaches. Bring a towel!
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[QUOTE=Bravo;2853974]They do the staring thing in the DR too. It's really uncomfortable for 20 women to stand 6 feet from you and just stare. I think it's a tactic by management because they know the average monger will get nervous and just select someone quickly, so that the rest of the girls will walk away.[/QUOTE]I love it. I look them up and down individually then do eeney meeney miney moe.
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Will Report Back. Some info First for a Newbile
Been to the DR a bunch Thailand AMS back in the Golden gilder days. First foray into south America, any general advice for a hobbyist trying new things culture wise? For the experts how would you rate the termas in order surrounding cocoa cabanna it seems like 4 x4 gets the best ratings here (Talent vs $$ wise)? Average price for FS? Which Termas do the bath towel thing, which don't (seems nasty as some other punter may have left some fecal on the robe) ?Best massage places in order? Any places to specifically avoid that have been tainted by overpaying tourist? Is it impossible at Termas to negotiate price? Have you ever been able to pull out chicas from Termas for the weekend (I am reading Sat / Sun for some reason is a no fly zone- Seems strange)?
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[QUOTE=TripTaker1;2854175]Been to the DR a bunch Thailand AMS back in the Golden gilder days. First foray into south America, any general advice for a hobbyist trying new things culture wise? For the experts how would you rate the termas in order surrounding cocoa cabanna it seems like 4 x4 gets the best ratings here (Talent vs $$ wise)? Average price for FS? Which Termas do the bath towel thing, which don't (seems nasty as some other punter may have left some fecal on the robe) ?Best massage places in order? Any places to specifically avoid that have been tainted by overpaying tourist? Is it impossible at Termas to negotiate price? Have you ever been able to pull out chicas from Termas for the weekend (I am reading Sat / Sun for some reason is a no fly zone- Seems strange)?[/QUOTE]My advice is study the forum before asking 8 standard questions. The forum search functions works well. "Cocoa cabanna" was a new one.
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[QUOTE=Bravo;2853974]They do the staring thing in the DR too. It's really uncomfortable for 20 women to stand 6 feet from you and just stare. I think it's a tactic by management because they know the average monger will get nervous and just select someone quickly, so that the rest of the girls will walk away.[/QUOTE]These tactics work only during initial 1 or 2 visits. After that most men adopt and probably leave quickly if they don't see anything interesting. I think these clubs are very short sighted and foolish to employ these pressure tactics as it discourages men from staying in the club longer and spending money on food and drinks.
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Solarium trip report
So I decided to try Solarium after reading all the hype.
I loathe the fact that these weird lunatics insist you put on a robe. So stupid awkward and uncomfortable. But I wanted to get some pussy tonight so I obliged.
Walked upstairs and it was somewhat om a madhouse. Mostly old dudes. I was one of the youngest if not the youngest guys in there. I was a little disappointed by what I saw when it came to quality of the girls but a few minutes in I saw a petite little hottie in a purple bikini style outfit and called her over. Was absolutely ecstatic to see she actually spoke really good English which I found incredible. Really liked her. She said she doesn't drink alcohol so I ordered a red bull for her and we got a small room. The larger rooms were apparently unavailable, which she showed me when we left the room.
Anyway, I really liked the girl. Sweet, charming, somewhat intellectual, in between fuck sessions we talked a lot about everything, some philosophical stuff. I felt really lucky to pick such a cool chick who just happened to speak damn near perfect English. I fucked her mouth and pussy in all kinds of positions and it was a blast. Ordered whisky drinks to the room and they delivered.
I tipped her 100 reals because she was such a sweetie, sorry guys I couldn't help it. Paid my tab, even the dude at the front desk was super cool. Aside from it being so crowded and kind of small in the main area, I give the place 2 thumbs up. Pretty much all old dudes, I saw a lot of people in there looking like they were just sitting there taking their time, which I found interesting. I just wanted to be in, pick a girl, and be out, as quickly as possible.
Solarium is solid IMO but I think the quality of girls at Centaurus is higher. I have noticed it seems not many people post much about Centaurus is there any reason for that? Everyone is always talking about Solarium, Monte Carlo, Eden or 4 X4. IMO Centaurus has been the best place I've visited yet.
I really hate having to put on the stupid Goddamn robe. So awkward ugh.
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Day 4 - Prisma (again) and 4 x4 (again)
Long story short, because I'm tired and a little borracho. Jajaja.
Went to Prisma. Booked with Andreza. Highly recommend. I've learned that at Prisma, depending on the girl, anything is negotiable. You can see Andreza's photos on the site. She's even more attractive in person. Maybe a little darker skinned than anticipated but that only added to her allure. Long start short, Prisma is not an inexpensive option for FS. And ymmv. But I left veru satisfied. I will add, my first experience with Mychelle was extremely limited. But since then. I have been thrilled with the service, the value, and the beauty.
Not much new to report at 4 x 4. I had way too much fun. The talent tonight was even better than Tuesday. My new amiga said Wednesdays are usually a really good day. I'm such an a-hole though. My amiga leaves and I can't help myself. I had to have her bff in the club. Our little secret. Hahaha. I've become a big fan of 4 x4. It's a low pressure place that you don't mind spending money. The staff is fantastic. Debating whether or not to return there for a 3rd straight night or try my luck at Solarium.
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[QUOTE=Lalabo;2854253]These tactics work only during initial 1 or 2 visits. After that most men adopt and probably leave quickly if they don't see anything interesting. I think these clubs are very short sighted and foolish to employ these pressure tactics as it discourages men from staying in the club longer and spending money on food and drinks.[/QUOTE]They don't even work the first night, unless you allow it. I turned it into a game. I tried to find a million ways to say nao. Hahaha They just stood there. LOL No sweat off my balls. They could stand there all night.
But you are 100% correct. I won't return to Monte Carlo for that exact reason.
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New words to add to the dictionary
[QUOTE=Sperto;2854214]My advice is study the forum before asking 8 standard questions. The forum search functions works well. "Cocoa cabanna" was a new one.[/QUOTE]I would accept "pouco banana" as well.
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Can you guys clarify something. A BM here said if you bring 10 k dollars in currency to the US, you have to claim it, even if it's a foreign currency. 10000 reals is worth 2000 dollars. The immigration website says $10000 or its foreign equivalent, which should mean the foreign currency needs to be worth 10 k in dollars. I shouldn't have to claim 10 k in Reals.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2854440]Can you guys clarify something. A BM here said if you bring 10 k dollars in currency to the US, you have to claim it, even if it's a foreign currency. 10000 reals is worth 2000 dollars. The immigration website says $10000 or its foreign equivalent, which should mean the foreign currency needs to be worth 10 k in dollars. I shouldn't have to claim 10 k in Reals.[/QUOTE]Assuming you are entering the US, you would only have to declare if you exceed the EQUIVALENT of $10 k USD. So if you're entering the US with leftover reais and have more than roughly 48,500 reais (4. 85 fx rate), then you're required to declare it. I can guarantee you that.
Now coming into Brazil, the amount is much lower. I'm fairly sure their limit is 10,000 reais. Which means you would need to declare any amount over roughly $2,060 US dollars. I'm not quite as confident in that limit so someone please correct me if I'm wrong.
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Thanks for the advice and I have spent literally horus on the forum without finding
Answers to those direct questions. Do you think telling me to "google it" somehow is helpful and proves how knowledgeable you are?
Do yourself a favor and if you have some helpful answers provide them if not why pipe up?
[QUOTE=Sperto;2854214]My advice is study the forum before asking 8 standard questions. The forum search functions works well. "Cocoa cabanna" was a new one.[/QUOTE]
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Thanks for all the responses
Apparently I can not get PM's yets so could you answer here?
For the google guy (there is one on every forum), I have spent hours looking at this forum and below are the questions I have been unable to find.
Rank of Termas (1 being best etc).
Average price for FS?
Which Termas do the bath towel thing, which don't (seems nasty as some other punter may have left some fecal on the robe) ?
Best massage places in order?
Any places to specifically avoid that have been tainted by overpaying tourist?
Is it impossible at Termas to negotiate price?
Have you ever been able to pull out chicas from Termas for the weekend (I am reading Sat / Sun for some reason is a no fly zone- Seems strange)?
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Does anyone else here who is by themself ever get lonely? I mean not speaking the language and all. I'm starting to feel like I need some meaningful human interaction.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2854440]Can you guys clarify something. A BM here said if you bring 10 k dollars in currency to the US, you have to claim it, even if it's a foreign currency. 10000 reals is worth 2000 dollars. The immigration website says $10000 or its foreign equivalent, which should mean the foreign currency needs to be worth 10 k in dollars. I shouldn't have to claim 10 k in Reals.[/QUOTE]Yes it's 10 K USD or the equivalent but I wouldn't roll them up in bundles and make it look weird. Or just wait over there and convert it or get it from an ATM.
Just because it isn't illegal doesn't mean the authorities won't find it suspicious. It's dumb but they make the rules and we just bend over and say MORE!
When I went to Berlin and Montreal the guys at the immigration station asked why I wanted to come and I said tourism but they checked my bags because I guess they know how much of a dump their cities are and couldn't believe such lies!
They just found my camera and other touristy stuff and let me go.
A girl from rio that I know was going to meet her BF in Germany and work on the side and they stopped her and dumped her bag and found tons of condoms. They kicked her out.
It's not illegal to have over 100 packs of condoms but they connected the dots.
Technically you can carry large sums of cold hard cash with you in your car but if the police stop you they can confiscate the money thru the DEA and claim it's drug money even if you have all the paperwork. Doesn't matter.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkeS_0NQUZs&ab_channel=InstituteforJustice[/URL]
This is just one example of some guy carrying all his life savings in his car because he doesn't trust banks and had to get lawyers to get it back and only got a percentages of it back.
Always stay on your toes so the alphabet boys don't get ya slackin'.
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[QUOTE=Bearsi;2854529]Yes it's 10 K USD or the equivalent but I wouldn't roll them up in bundles and make it look weird. Or just wait over there and convert it or get it from an ATM.
Just because it isn't illegal doesn't mean the authorities won't find it suspicious. It's dumb but they make the rules and we just bend over and say MORE!
When I went to Berlin and Montreal the guys at the immigration station asked why I wanted to come and I said tourism but they checked my bags because I guess they know how much of a dump their cities are and couldn't believe such lies!
They just found my camera and other touristy stuff and let me go.
A girl from rio that I know was going to meet her BF in Germany and work on the side and they stopped her and dumped her bag and found tons of condoms. They kicked her out.
It's not illegal to have over 100 packs of condoms but they connected the dots.
Technically you can carry large sums of cold hard cash with you in your car but if the police stop you they can confiscate the money thru the DEA and claim it's drug money even if you have all the paperwork. Doesn't matter.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkeS_0NQUZs&ab_channel=InstituteforJustice[/URL]
This is just one example of some guy carrying all his life savings in his car because he doesn't trust banks and had to get lawyers to get it back and only got a percentages of it back.
Always stay on your toes so the alphabet boys don't get ya slackin'.[/QUOTE]I want to take home a couple thousand dollars worth of reals while exchange rate is still good.
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It's 10 K Reais, not USD
The amount of currency that has to be declared is 10 K Reais, not 10 K USD or equivalent. That confuses a lot of people because it's USD in the rest of Latin America.
[URL]https://www.gov.br/mre/pt-br/consulado-londres/useful-information/visiting-brazil[/URL]#money.
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2854525]Does anyone else here who is by themself ever get lonely? I mean not speaking the language and all. I'm starting to feel like I need some meaningful human interaction.[/QUOTE]Brother, that's the price we pay for following where our cocks lead. Sorry, man. Hard truth.
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PM request
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2832854]Real Porn Star, 16 US Dollars!
Vagabundo fucked a real porn star, deets for wingmen who join me in Rio with coordination by whatsapp group, for 16 dollars! Wow, this is why I love Rio!!
So, freaking happy!
How about that for a urological nurse!
Now, I am told by industry insiders that she was blacklisted for a bad attitude, so I am going to protect the confidential sources, so to speak.[/QUOTE]Hi VB,
Would love to join the whatsapp group and be a wingman if given the opportunity. Not sure why the PM's are not delivering. Probably you inbox might have filled.
I am landing in Sept. 30th in rio and leaving on Oct. 5th. Hope to get connected with experts on the ground for meetup and share the resources.
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[QUOTE=FancyFox;2854474]Hey Vagabundo! Huge fan here! Firstly, THANK YOU, because you've helped me a lot with your posts during my first trip to Brazil. I am planning on returning soon and wanted to be a part of your whatsapp group. I tried to message you in private but I think your inbox is too full to accept new messages. Anyway, was hoping if we could coordinate anytime in the future.[/QUOTE]Send me your number and I will add you.
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[QUOTE=CatBert55;2854564]The amount of currency that has to be declared is 10 K Reais, not 10 K USD or equivalent. That confuses a lot of people because it's USD in the rest of Latin America.
[URL]https://www.gov.br/mre/pt-br/consulado-londres/useful-information/visiting-brazil[/URL]#money.[/QUOTE]I was talking bringing reals back to America from Brazil. If you bring back 10 k reals, do you have to declare since it only has a value of 2 k.
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[QUOTE=TripTaker1;2854511]Apparently I can not get PM's yets so could you answer here?
For the google guy (there is one on every forum), I have spent hours looking at this forum and below are the questions I have been unable to find.
Rank of Termas (1 being best etc).
Average price for FS?
Which Termas do the bath towel thing, which don't (seems nasty as some other punter may have left some fecal on the robe) ?
Best massage places in order?
Any places to specifically avoid that have been tainted by overpaying tourist?
Is it impossible at Termas to negotiate price?
Have you ever been able to pull out chicas from Termas for the weekend (I am reading Sat / Sun for some reason is a no fly zone- Seems strange)?[/QUOTE]The best is 116. LOL. R$1000 should be sufficient for most termas. Who is going to calculate an average price for you? There is a menu like a restaurant so no negotiating price in Termas. You can get date outside termas.
You need to understand that your questions like the robe and taking girl out are discussed frequently. There is no agreed upon "best terma". That's why it was recommended to read the forum.
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Its 10 k usd not 10 k br, changed Dec. 30th 2022
[QUOTE=CatBert55;2854564]The amount of currency that has to be declared is 10 K Reais, not 10 K USD or equivalent. That confuses a lot of people because it's USD in the rest of Latin America.
[URL]https://www.gov.br/mre/pt-br/consulado-londres/useful-information/visiting-brazil[/URL]#money.[/QUOTE]I believe your link is outdated, I found this discussion on tripadvisor that clarifies the new rules:
[URL]https://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowTopic-g294280-i1045-k13771327-Threshold_to_declare_cash_in_out_of_Brazil_up_to_US_10_000-Brazil.html[/URL]
The last post under in that discussion provided a link to this government site that spells it out clearly (to me atleast):
[URL]https://www.gov.br/pt-br/servicos/declarar-bens-para-viagem-internacional-dbv[/URL]
Scroll down and you'll see:
International travelers (Brazilians or foreigners) who are entering Brazil, carrying:
Cash when the value is greater than you $10,000. 00 (ten thousand dollars) or equivalent in another currency;.
Hope this helps.
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2854525]Does anyone else here who is by themself ever get lonely? I mean not speaking the language and all. I'm starting to feel like I need some meaningful human interaction.[/QUOTE]Have you tried to learn the language? I am curios what do you mean by meaningful human interaction?
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[QUOTE=Sperto;2854086]Why make it so complicated? You are arriving in Aeroporto Santos Dumont and going to Copacabana, propably with some luggage. Taxi won't be expensive as it's quite a short ride. Uber will be even cheaper. Do you prefer getting a VLT card and head to the metro, getting a metro card, bring your luggage down to the metro platform, go to Copacabana, head up with your luggage and walk to the place where you're going to stay? Also, why should a taxi be cheaper from Carioca than Santos Dumont, when Carioca is further away?
BTW, corretamente and not correctomenche.[/QUOTE]The taxi mafia at Santos Dumont Airport charge a fortune, at least double the normal taxi meter fare.
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Wow so from $20 to $200 USD
[QUOTE=Nounce;2854633]The best is 116. LOL. R$1000 should be sufficient for most termas. Who is going to calculate an average price for you? There is a menu like a restaurant so no negotiating price in Termas. You can get date outside termas.
Does not really seem like an answer ?? Which Termas are R1000 so I may avoid ? I am guessing from your tense you live in Brazil ?
You need to understand that your questions like the robe and taking girl out are discussed frequently.
Discussed frequently but searched and no list ? Why the games if someone knows ?
There is no agreed upon "best terma".
i would guess that there are some veterans who have an opinion that may be valuable and useful to everyone ?
That's why it was recommended to read the forum.[/QUOTE]Again, I'm really sorry google guy but I have read the forum and the below are things that a vetran monger could assist with and that is what forums are for correct?.
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[QUOTE=CatBert55;2854564]The amount of currency that has to be declared is 10 K Reais, not 10 K USD or equivalent. That confuses a lot of people because it's USD in the rest of Latin America.
[URL]https://www.gov.br/mre/pt-br/consulado-londres/useful-information/visiting-brazil[/URL]#money.[/QUOTE]He said into the USA, not into Brazil.
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[QUOTE=Nounce;2854636]Have you tried to learn the language? I am curios what do you mean by meaningful human interaction?[/QUOTE]I'm picking up a little bit here and there, it seems like kind of a difficult language to learn.
I guess by meaningful human interaction I meant something not superficial based on people wanting your money? Or something other than tudo bem. LOL.
I have a friend here but he has a wife and kid and she seems pretty controlling and doesn't really want him coming out much with me.
We did a lot of the tourist attractions together, went to Buzios for a few days which was cool, but now I seem to be pretty much on my own. Trying to get a Brazilian girlfriend but its hard, they seem real flaky. Not speaking Portuguese doesn't help much.
I welcome any insight.
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2854692]He said into the USA, not into Brazil.[/QUOTE]But they can check you on the way out, and again, the posted limit for declaration on the way out is 10 K Reais. In fact, it was a sign on outbound Customs where I first noticed it was reais, not USD.
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I don't want to go all biz adovagado on a sex tourist group but.
The way to really do any of this is with a CNPJ account from a Brazilian brokerage firm to a rich world brokerage firm with a SWIFT code.
And while we are dinheiro geeking out, how do you get a property loan in Brazil, can you do it through a company with a cnpj, and what are the interest rates like?
Something tells me that dinheiro can be made with brazilian interest rates in banking and brokerage firm operations.
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2854692]He said into the USA, not into Brazil.[/QUOTE]
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Vagabundo's plan today is Perola Negra 22 h00.
Tonight EITHER Perola or Paris Cafe. Maybe Lapa*also.
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I emptied my inbox.
Thanks to senor nounce, Vice Admiral SWISS Navy for the assist. We run the whatsapp group together with our boss, jimmy boy of the swiss IRS and bank regulator and mafia boss to catch tax cheats from Norway.
[QUOTE=MadMax9336;2854607]Hi VB,
Would love to join the whatsapp group and be a wingman if given the opportunity. Not sure why the PM's are not delivering. Probably you inbox might have filled.
I am landing in Sept. 30th in rio and leaving on Oct. 5th. Hope to get connected with experts on the ground for meetup and share the resources.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2854697]...
I guess by meaningful human interaction I meant something not superficial based on people wanting your money? Or something other than tudo bem. LOL.
...[/QUOTE]Have you thought about enrolling in a Portuguese class? There should be some available by week so can take a class for a week when you want to. You will get to know some people too. My personal experience is that it's easier to know people in cities or places with fewer foreigners.
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2854697]I'm picking up a little bit here and there, it seems like kind of a difficult language to learn.
I guess by meaningful human interaction I meant something not superficial based on people wanting your money? Or something other than tudo bem. LOL.
I have a friend here but he has a wife and kid and she seems pretty controlling and doesn't really want him coming out much with me.
We did a lot of the tourist attractions together, went to Buzios for a few days which was cool, but now I seem to be pretty much on my own. Trying to get a Brazilian girlfriend but its hard, they seem real flaky. Not speaking Portuguese doesn't help much.
I welcome any insight.[/QUOTE]If you are looking for a girlfriend in Brazil, you must either be a hansum young man, or be prepared to spend a lot of money. Especially if you don't speak Portuguese.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2854734]I don't want to go all biz adovagado on a sex tourist group but.
The way to really do any of this is with a CNPJ account from a Brazilian brokerage firm to a rich world brokerage firm with a SWIFT code.
And while we are dinheiro geeking out, how do you get a property loan in Brazil, can you do it through a company with a cnpj, and what are the interest rates like?
Something tells me that dinheiro can be made with brazilian interest rates in banking and brokerage firm operations.[/QUOTE]Words of wisdom to any aspiring Swiss hurenweibel:
Your interest rates plus fees through a corporation are going to be higher than through sole proprietorship. On the carry trade see below:
[URL]https://www.investopedia.com/carry-trade-definition-4682656[/URL]
[URL]https://lawsofbrazil.com/2023/01/03/brazil-has-a-new-foreign-exchange-law/[/URL]
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Yes, even as someone who lives here in Rio full time and has for going on 1300 straight days.
The main issue is language barrier.
This goes along with how do you get GFE.
Well, sex is sex, it is best in the world here IMHO, for P4 P, though I am more interested in non pros for higher quality partners, but the way you get GFE and maybe have a better time with the local girls is.
- Listen to Felipe Ret while having sex, and maybe smoking weed if that's your thing (it is going to be her thing as all the working girls smoke). Ganja Coffee Shop, Rua Rezende 82 is the place to go to find ganja vendors, and no don't ask me, and don't ask me to be a pimp while I'm at it.
- watch porta dos fundos on youtube, and brazilian movies like city of god, tropa de elite, and dom, and just pick up the language from those movies and the ganja rap of ret and others like papatinho.
Also, mongering should only be part of life, a luxury, but if you want friends from your own home country / language, then seek them out, call your consulate, call your national clubs, like a german club, etc.
Several times a week, Vagabundo gets the request to give newly arriving mongers contacts of girls and send pictures and describe the GFE experience. OK, well, the answer is you can do that research on [URL]gparena.net[/URL]. If you are a good wingman, then I will probably take you around to the locations, even translate a bit. But the bottom line is you're the man who is going to fuck the chick, and when you're butt ass naked, the words coming out of your mouth before during and after the sex is your responsibility, so you've got to take charge of either learning enough porto, or being able to play some local music, not to mention the basic of being clean, fit, attractive etc. So, there it is.
So it goes.
Which is to say, study some stoic philosophy, read some marquez, and be grateful to some entity that you and your dick are in Rio de Janeiro for any amount of time at all. Many men don't get that chance. Like Muslims go to Mecca if they can, a man with a penis should go to Rio if he can as all devout dudes should do. Does that make any sense?
Well, I am no Saint, I am a Vagabundo, Count Vagabundo of Monte Cristo.
[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2854525]Does anyone else here who is by themself ever get lonely? I mean not speaking the language and all. I'm starting to feel like I need some meaningful human interaction.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2854853]Yes, even as someone who lives here in Rio full time and has for going on 1300 straight days.
The main issue is language barrier.
This goes along with how do you get GFE.
Well, sex is sex, it is best in the world here IMHO, for P4 P, though I am more interested in non pros for higher quality partners, but the way you get GFE and maybe have a better time with the local girls is.
- Listen to Felipe Ret while having sex, and maybe smoking weed if that's your thing (it is going to be her thing as all the working girls smoke). Ganja Coffee Shop, Rua Rezende 82 is the place to go to find ganja vendors, and no don't ask me, and don't ask me to be a pimp while I'm at it.
- watch porta dos fundos on youtube, and brazilian movies like city of god, tropa de elite, and dom, and just pick up the language from those movies and the ganja rap of ret and others like papatinho.
Also, mongering should only be part of life, a luxury, but if you want friends from your own home country / language, then seek them out, call your consulate, call your national clubs, like a german club, etc..[/QUOTE]1300 days and still have a language barrier? I've been to Brazil 6 times and only for 2 weeks at a time on average and I can speak with the local Brazilians pretty well. I use duolingo and pimselur to improve my Porto. When they use slang I have a bit of a trouble but that's the same for any language. I already know Spanish so that helped but still I learned a lot more and easier just walking around in SP and RJ for a few days than most of my learning apps.
Just met this SP girl in Miami for her birthday that I met in my March trip and she was talking about the gringo guy she was with.
I asked her why she didn't consider me a gringo and she said because I spoke decent porto and didn't flaunt money like a buffet restaurant throwing food away in front of a homeless person.
I'm not a white guy so that helps but even black Americans guys are called gringos in Brazil. I remember reading how a forum member was pissed to be called a gringo but if you use american dollars, have a english last name and speak only English, YOU MIGHT BE A GRINGO (Jeff Foxworthy voice).
Learning Porto is a must and it's really not that difficult. You really only need to master a few thousand words to have a conversation with locals.
I couldn't imagine living in a country for more than a year and not having a good grasp of at least the basics and conversational level of speaking and writing.
Worth spending 5 $ a month to a get the premium version of duolingo or whatever language learning app you want. Keeps the brain moving and stimulated.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2854853]Yes, even as someone who lives here in Rio full time and has for going on 1300 straight days.
The main issue is language barrier.
This goes along with how do you get GFE.
Well, sex is sex, it is best in the world here IMHO, for P4 P, though I am more interested in non pros for higher quality partners, but the way you get GFE and maybe have a better time with the local girls is.
- Listen to Felipe Ret while having sex, and maybe smoking weed if that's your thing (it is going to be her thing as all the working girls smoke). Ganja Coffee Shop, Rua Rezende 82 is the place to go to find ganja vendors, and no don't ask me, and don't ask me to be a pimp while I'm at it.
- watch porta dos fundos on youtube, and brazilian movies like city of god, tropa de elite, and dom, and just pick up the language from those movies and the ganja rap of ret and others like papatinho.
Also, mongering should only be part of life, a luxury, but if you want friends from your own home country / language, then seek them out, call your consulate, call your national clubs, like a german club, etc.
Several times a week, Vagabundo gets the request to give newly arriving mongers contacts of girls and send pictures and describe the GFE experience. OK, well, the answer is you can do that research on [URL]gparena.net[/URL]. If you are a good wingman, then I will probably take you around to the locations, even translate a bit. But the bottom line is you're the man who is going to fuck the chick, and when you're butt ass naked, the words coming out of your mouth before during and after the sex is your responsibility, so you've got to take charge of either learning enough porto, or being able to play some local music, not to mention the basic of being clean, fit, attractive etc. So, there it is.
So it goes.
Which is to say, study some stoic philosophy, read some marquez, and be grateful to some entity that you and your dick are in Rio de Janeiro for any amount of time at all. Many men don't get that chance. Like Muslims go to Mecca if they can, a man with a penis should go to Rio if he can as all devout dudes should do. Does that make any sense?
Well, I am no Saint, I am a Vagabundo, Count Vagabundo of Monte Cristo.[/QUOTE]Vagabundo, I have really enjoyed reading your posts and really appreciate your detalied response, cheers buddy. Thanks for the info.
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I just found a girl on that sire Vagabundo posted, it says if I want to hire her to call her on ZAP? Pardon my ignorance, what is ZAP and how the hell do I do that? Thanks in advance.
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I speak porto after a fashion.
It is just the days on end, like 4 days a week with a 20 or 21 year old where she wants to listen to only brazilian music or watch a brazilian novella series all fkn day long that I have to put the headset on and rock some springsteen or listen to english youtube.
[QUOTE=Bearsi;2854977]1300 days and still have a language barrier? I've been to Brazil 6 times and only for 2 weeks at a time on average and I can speak with the local brazilians pretty well. I use duolingo and pimselur to improve my porto. When they use slang I have a bit of a trouble but that's the same for any language. I already know spanish so that helped but still I learned a lot more and easier just walking around in SP and RJ for a few days than most of my learning apps.
Just met this SP girl in miami for her birthday that I met in my March trip and she was talking about the gringo guy she was with.
I asked her why she didn't consider me a gringo and she said because I spoke decent porto and didn't flaunt money like a buffet restaurant throwing food away in front of a homeless person.
I'm not a white guy so that helps but even black americans guys are called gringos in Brazil. I remember reading how a forum member was pissed to be called a gringo but if you use american dollars, have a english last name and speak only english, YOU MIGHT BE A GRINGO (Jeff Foxworthy voice).
Learning porto is a must and it's really not that difficult. You really only need to master a few thousand words to have a conversation with locals.
I couldn't imagine living in a country for more than a year and not having a good grasp of at least the basics and conversational level of speaking and writing.
Worth spending 5 $ a month to a get the premium version of duolingo or whatever language learning app you want. Keeps the brain moving and stimulated.[/QUOTE]
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Thanks for the information.
I don't really know or have an interest in the complexities of brazilian finance and law so I plead guilty to being ignorant. Generally, I try to avoid involvement with the clusterfk of braziian bureacracy as much as possible.
[QUOTE=Questner;2854828]Words of wisdom to any aspiring Swiss hurenweibel:
Your interest rates plus fees through a corporation are going to be higher than through sole proprietorship. On the carry trade see below:
[URL]https://www.investopedia.com/carry-trade-definition-4682656[/URL]
[URL]https://lawsofbrazil.com/2023/01/03/brazil-has-a-new-foreign-exchange-law/[/URL][/QUOTE]
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I know I'm tardy to the party and sorry in advance for bringing up old shit like some annoying wife.
In my book this girl would get a solid 8 rating. Not a fan of the huge rack but at least they are natural.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2794974]I thought I would post a YT video of a real 10. Hands down the sexiest girl I have ever seen. It starts at around 2:30. If she was a hooker she could name her price with me.
[URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h7d4oK6Ia30&t=177s[/URL][/QUOTE]
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Zap is local slang for Whatsapp.
[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2855021]I just found a girl on that sire Vagabundo posted, it says if I want to hire her to call her on ZAP? Pardon my ignorance, what is ZAP and how the hell do I do that? Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]
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Housing in Recreio, Barra.
Does anyone have:
1. contacts for good apartments in Recreio? Less than 4000 r month, 2+ br, real full apt with kitchen, etc.
2. contacts who are willing to be a fiador, ie, Brazilian or person with cpf to be on contract for said property.
3. opinions pro / con on the above? Opinions on Airbnb v quintoandar v walking around and calling.
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2855021]I just found a girl on that sire Vagabundo posted, it says if I want to hire her to call her on ZAP? Pardon my ignorance, what is ZAP and how the hell do I do that? Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Zap=whatsapp.
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Zap
[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2855021]I just found a girl on that sire Vagabundo posted, it says if I want to hire her to call her on ZAP? Pardon my ignorance, what is ZAP and how the hell do I do that? Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Zap must be shorthand for WhatsApp.
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Info for BallsDeep
BallsDeep. Great handle, few things are as much fun filling up a girls pussy to the hilt, especially girls that work their kegel muscles. Look for ads that advertise Pompoarism. Men should do them as well and take good care of your body, as it is the only one you have or can get.
Mongering does not have to be lonely, scuttling around fuck hutches and rutting like barnyard animals and not speaking a word to the girl, but there are men like that. It does not seem like fun, maybe they have impaired socialization generally. But oh well. As long as everyone are consenting adults, it's their choice. Speaking Porto is worth while as are other activities that leaven the diet of hard cord sex and the refractory period and related prolactin. Whilst sildenafil will induce wood, many guys have "dead dick", meaning a hard on, but no desire or pleasure to go with it. In these cases. Go for a swim, do a workout, chill, laugh etc to recharge the brain. As for human interaction, yes, lots of sad cases you see lost in tropical slums, many of them poor as well. Thailand is famous for tourists "falling" out of windows to their death. Many locals don't want to associate with creepy sex tourists getting around in unkempt clothes, BO, alcohol breath, and flip flops etc, and who can blame them? I think the girls are amazing to put on a sexy act and put up with these losers. Superficial interactions and dressing like a bum reflects what you put into relationships. But it does not have to be like that.
But many mongers on this site have their shit together and great social support. Many are sophisticated, educated, well off, and fun to hang with. Mongering is not their entire lives. It serves them, not vice versa. These are alpha men in all aspects of their lives, cordial, observant, disciplined and and have a healthy lust for life and pretty young women. They are living life to the full, their primal biological needs catered to without conditions (as should be the case). My day generally starts with a BJ in bed and coffee. Any why not? This is where to aim for IMHO. It takes time, effort and planning.
Do some Porto classes. Do cooking classes. Take lessons. Mix with normal people on a real level. Hang around universities, go to where the upper middle class live, select parts of Niteroi, Leblon, Joa and up in the hills. This is where you encounter worldly, English speaking types. If you find a girl that speaks English, get engaged with her for a few days, take her on a trip somewhere.
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Found a hot girl on VIPBOOK I whatsapped her and she is looking to setup a meeting. Is this safe? Anyone have any experience or knowledge with VIPBOOK?
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[QUOTE=Aristhotle;2855299]Non stop have girls been asking me for tips after already paying them and fucking them. Got asked this in 4 x4, Perola Negra, Monte Carlo, and in the other Centro terma. They are asking as if they are used to getting tips although the reality is no South American even knows what a tip is.
Please stop tipping the girls because you could ruin it for the rest of us. Tipping her isn't going to make her like you more. Of all things, being firm but respectful of the fact that you paid already will make her respect you more (which gets you better outcomes).[/QUOTE]How can they ask for something they have no idea exists? They are asking for tips, but they don't know what a tip is ey? Brilliant!
I have ruined maybe 8 girls since I've been here and I tipped one that spoke almost perfect English at Solarium. I get what you're saying but its ok once in a while IMO. I definitely wouldn't do it all the time.
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[QUOTE=Aristhotle;2855299]Non stop have girls been asking me for tips after already paying them and fucking them. Got asked this in 4 x4, Perola Negra, Monte Carlo, and in the other Centro terma. They are asking as if they are used to getting tips although the reality is no South American even knows what a tip is.
Please stop tipping the girls because you could ruin it for the rest of us. Tipping her isn't going to make her like you more. Of all things, being firm but respectful of the fact that you paid already will make her respect you more (which gets you better outcomes).[/QUOTE]I was asked for tip in 4 x4 couple of times but didn't pay. It is easy to say no because most likely you wouldn't have cash with you. Another reason to like Solarium is that the girls are not allowed to ask for tips (heard from couple of girls) there. Maybe some of those tip addicts can circumvent such restrictions by doing it electronically.
I had Whiskeria 65 Security guy and locker room attendant ask for tip very time. I paid them couple of times before declining. Its annoying when they only target tourists for this.
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Eden Spa 4th floot report
I visited the 4th floor after visiting the room on the 3rd floor the other day as it seemed only fair.
Picked a girl with massive tits and a big ass and decent face. If she lost about 30 pounds she would be an 7. 5 or 8.
Anyway I absolutely wrecked her tits, oh man what I did to her tits was downright criminal.
After I nutted on her chest while she moaned she gave me what was actually a pretty good massage and after asked what I wanted to know, I knew she wanted me to shove it into her which I was happy to oblige.
She mounted me at first which I don't care a lot for other than her massive tits bouncing up and down in my face, then I pushed her face and ass down and just rode that ass for like 3 minutes while she screamed and I nutted again.
I was surprised how fast I was able to come again the 2nd time but man her ass and pussy really felt amazing.
40 dollars for 2 pops and like a 40 minute full body massage.
I love Brazil.
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Review: Rio is lame gringos not welcome
Generally the women aren't friendly they don't like foreigners none will approach you to say Hi. The women aren't very attractive. On copa Ipanema beach most aren't in shape. It's not such a party town as has been reported they aren't open minded. They are a conservative bunch religious was told by a local. They form a wall around themselves don't like speaking English. The red light is nowhere to be seen you'll have to look for it no women will approach you that way or hint at it. Mabs was empty, a few guys and one pro. Lapa felt uncomfortable wasn't busy around 8 or 9 pm. Foreigners keep to themselves. Went to a patio bar beach party at night felt like an outsider.
Slummy city but generally safe. Subway metro is good. Fast food didn't get sick. More a patio resto town.
Copacabana beach is fine not too hustly is clean. Water nice but be careful is strong can pull you down by ankles. Surfing Leme side.
Everything on utube is BS.
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[QUOTE=StanBob;2855632]Generally the women aren't friendly they don't like foreigners none will approach you to say Hi. The women aren't very attractive. On copa Ipanema beach most aren't in shape. It's not such a party town as has been reported they aren't open minded. They are a conservative bunch religious was told by a local. They form a wall around themselves don't like speaking English. The red light is nowhere to be seen you'll have to look for it no women will approach you that way or hint at it. Mabs was empty, a few guys and one pro. Lapa felt uncomfortable wasn't busy around 8 or 9 pm. Foreigners keep to themselves. Went to a patio bar beach party at night felt like an outsider.
Slummy city but generally safe. Subway metro is good. Fast food didn't get sick. More a patio resto town.
Copacabana beach is fine not too hustly is clean. Water nice but be careful is strong can pull you down by ankles. Surfing Leme side.
Everything on utube is BS.[/QUOTE]I got to say I agree with most of this. The women are not very friendly. The ones in the termas and massage parlors etc are, sure. And for every few good looking girls there's about 20 that are way out of shape and not pretty.
Its also a dirty smelly sleazeball city. Its overrated for sure. If I were to live here permanently I would definitely move to Cabo Frio or Floripa.
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[QUOTE=StanBob;2855632]Generally the women aren't friendly they don't like foreigners none will approach you to say Hi. The women aren't very attractive. On copa Ipanema beach most aren't in shape. It's not such a party town as has been reported they aren't open minded. They are a conservative bunch religious was told by a local. They form a wall around themselves don't like speaking English. The red light is nowhere to be seen you'll have to look for it no women will approach you that way or hint at it. Mabs was empty, a few guys and one pro. Lapa felt uncomfortable wasn't busy around 8 or 9 pm. Foreigners keep to themselves. Went to a patio bar beach party at night felt like an outsider.
Slummy city but generally safe. Subway metro is good. Fast food didn't get sick. More a patio resto town.
Copacabana beach is fine not too hustly is clean. Water nice but be careful is strong can pull you down by ankles. Surfing Leme side.
Everything on utube is BS.[/QUOTE]Lame attempt at deterring gringos. It will not work. Rio's reputation is irrefutable.
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It can be a head fuck. As men we are not typically used to multiple women eyefucking you. Its the kind of thing I imagine not old women are used to.
Interestingly enough this is a dead give away when seeing ladyboys in the streets of thailand. They stare intensely. Like just in case you were wonding. Yeah that's a dude.
[QUOTE=Bravo;2853974]They do the staring thing in the DR too. It's really uncomfortable for 20 women to stand 6 feet from you and just stare. I think it's a tactic by management because they know the average monger will get nervous and just select someone quickly, so that the rest of the girls will walk away.[/QUOTE]
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Alright then
Finally finished RTFF.
Well at least till I take off. Let me see if I got this right.
Learn a little porto.
Grab an uber from upstairs in gig.
First option for ATM should be Bradesco.
Cheapy spots are mostly in centro and vm.
More expensive spots in ipa and copa.
Saturday that's where ill find any action.
Sunday is a good time to go see the jesus statue, beat my meat or roll the dice with barravip, photoacom, and a love motel.
Don't expect good food.
Do expect to get tongue raped.
Try the robe I might like it.
Gparena=bible.
Try VM if even just to say I came, I saw even if I do not concuer.
Order uber black or be prepared to walk one block from 4 x4 and get shanked.
Actually I have a question about this. Someone mentioned that if uber screws you with a cancellation there are tons of taxies outside every terma. Is this the case? And if so is there a way to distingush one that should be legit? Like the tiny yellow ones in Colombia or the pinkys in thailand.
Obrigado.
And for newbies all the info you need is on the forum. Even bubbas ancient report still had tons of great info.
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[QUOTE=StanBob;2855632]Generally the women aren't friendly they don't like foreigners none will approach you to say Hi. The women aren't very attractive. On copa Ipanema beach most aren't in shape. It's not such a party town as has been reported they aren't open minded. They are a conservative bunch religious was told by a local. They form a wall around themselves don't like speaking English. The red light is nowhere to be seen you'll have to look for it no women will approach you that way or hint at it. Mabs was empty, a few guys and one pro. Lapa felt uncomfortable wasn't busy around 8 or 9 pm. Foreigners keep to themselves. Went to a patio bar beach party at night felt like an outsider.
Slummy city but generally safe. Subway metro is good. Fast food didn't get sick. More a patio resto town.
Copacabana beach is fine not too hustly is clean. Water nice but be careful is strong can pull you down by ankles. Surfing Leme side.
Everything on utube is BS.[/QUOTE]LOL.
Did you expect to get blown by a super model the second your foot touched rio soil?
You still have to look presentable, have some game and have the money for her to ignore all that.
Seems like you get no respect. No respect. I bet your mother didn't breastfeed you because she saw you more as a friend!
I'll be coming to town in 2 weeks and I'll enjoy this overrated BS slummy city as usual.
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[QUOTE=StanBob;2855632]They are a conservative bunch religious was told by a local. They form a wall around themselves don't like speaking English. [/QUOTE]Are you the same guy in the Colombia thread complaining that the Colombian hookers in Mexico refuse to speak English?
I can't help but think there is a guy in a Brazilian forum somewhere saying how the people in England or the United States don't like speaking or refuse to speak Portuguese.
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[QUOTE=WorldJockey;2855889]Finally finished RTFF.
Well at least till I take off. Let me see if I got this right.
Learn a little porto.
Grab an uber from upstairs in gig.
[/QUOTE]That's what I call RTFF. Well done. I think you have covered all the important points.
[QUOTE=WorldJockey;2855889]
Actually I have a question about this. Someone mentioned that if uber screws you with a cancellation there are tons of taxies outside every terma. Is this the case? And if so is there a way to distingush one that should be legit? Like the tiny yellow ones in Colombia or the pinkys in thailand.
[/QUOTE]I did experience few cancellations late at night in Centro and in Copacabana during rush hours. It wasn't really a problem for me unless I was trying to get to a place in time. After 1 or 2 cancellations I switch to User Comfort which always worked, so I never tried User Black or taxi.
I remember seeing yellow and white cabs. You will see vehicles marked clearly as taxi waiting in front of 4 x4, but if you are not sure I suggest asking the 4 x4 security / door man to help you identify legitimate taxis.
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[QUOTE=WorldJockey;2855889].... Someone mentioned that if uber screws you with a cancellation there are tons of taxies outside every terma. Is this the case? ...[/QUOTE]I only remember 4 x4 has taxi outside. The robbery thing is a percentage. It's not 100% and it's not 0%. If you are going to any of the trash termas in centro, then you are taking a risk for the same reason. I walked around late at night. It was fine but that does not mean it is safe.
BTW, the food is good. Another poster said it was bad but I don't think he has been in Brazil to compare it to Colombia. I just pick a few on top of my head that are close by that you can checkout while in Centro. Opus, Confeitaria Colombo, and Zanetti Grill. Zanetti Grill is a place with buffet style setting and is priced by weight. They are many around Centro. All I have tried are good.
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These are good pants, along with most of the stuff at Decathlon.
[URL]https://www.decathlon.com.br/bermuda-masculina-de-trilha-travel100/p[/URL]
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74Whiskeria
Has anyone checked out Ofervo 74 Whiskeria it looks like a new Terma? If so, please provide a report.
[b]Rua da Quitanda, 74 - Centro - RJ[/b] (Monday-Friday).
For those with Instagram accounts search for 74whiskeriaoficial.
Or.
[URL]https://www.instagram.com/p/Cwqe2SGAN8y/[/URL]
(Reposted due to autocorrect changing the address from "da" to the).
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Respect
[QUOTE=Bearsi;2855890]LOL.
Did you expect to get blown by a super model the second your foot touched rio soil?
You still have to look presentable, have some game and have the money for her to ignore all that.
Seems like you get no respect. No respect. I bet your mother didn't breastfeed you because she saw you more as a friend!
I'll be coming to town in 2 weeks and I'll enjoy this overrated BS slummy city as usual.[/QUOTE]The story of his life. He never gets none! LOL!
[URL]https://youtu.be/ZCVR_ajL_Eo?si=ML53zeDsQ6fRlwm4[/URL]
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[QUOTE=WorldJockey;2855889]
Learn a little porto.
Try VM if even just to say I came, I saw even if I do not concuer.
.[/QUOTE]I'll add a couple being a relative newbie to Brazil.
Learn as much Porto as possible, very few girls will speak English.
Get a SIM card, not as simple as it should be.
Download Portuguese on Google translate, download Rio on Google maps (so you can use without the internet).
Without wanting to spark the great VM debate, there's enough to do on your first trip without the need to visit. If you're alone, don't bother, if with other first timers don't bother. Only visit if you have access to someone who has been before (I may be being overcautious). See how you feel in Centro first.
Get used to the metro system, it's safe and great to use.
I'll be back for a few months in November, looking forward to it already.
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Brazilian food is great. You can have acai or natural fruit drinks on every other corner for 3 dollars. Seafood is amazing. Go to Shirley's Seafood restaurant and tell me Brazilian food sucks. Pizza is really good when cooked in real oven, not electric oven.
You know what food sucks? Phillipines. I've had it in America and it's awful. Max's restaurants should all be bankrupt. Jollibee other than their spicy chicken is a horror show. Worst food ever. I can go on and on.
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[QUOTE=Jingo10;2855975]I'll add a couple being a relative newbie to Brazil.
Learn as much Porto as possible, very few girls will speak English.
Get a SIM card, not as simple as it should be.
Download Portuguese on Google translate, download Rio on Google maps (so you can use without the internet).
Without wanting to spark the great VM debate, there's enough to do on your first trip without the need to visit. If you're alone, don't bother, if with other first timers don't bother. Only visit if you have access to someone who has been before (I may be being overcautious). See how you feel in Centro first.
Get used to the metro system, it's safe and great to use.
I'll be back for a few months in November, looking forward to it already.[/QUOTE]Forget Sim card. Get a esim for data from Airalo app, which you can use to call uber and whatsapp. It's 7 dollars for 1 gb 7 days.
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Something wrong here
[QUOTE=StanBob;2855632]Generally the women aren't friendly they don't like foreigners none will approach you to say Hi. The women aren't very attractive. On copa Ipanema beach most aren't in shape. It's not such a party town as has been reported they aren't open minded. They are a conservative bunch religious was told by a local. They form a wall around themselves don't like speaking English. The red light is nowhere to be seen you'll have to look for it no women will approach you that way or hint at it. Mabs was empty, a few guys and one pro. Lapa felt uncomfortable wasn't busy around 8 or 9 pm. Foreigners keep to themselves. Went to a patio bar beach party at night felt like an outsider.
Slummy city but generally safe. Subway metro is good. Fast food didn't get sick. More a patio resto town.
Copacabana beach is fine not too hustly is clean. Water nice but be careful is strong can pull you down by ankles. Surfing Leme side.
Everything on utube is BS.[/QUOTE]Has the thought been in your mind that you did something extremely wrong? Hahaha!
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[QUOTE=Jingo10;2855975]Without wanting to spark the great VM debate, there's enough to do on your first trip without the need to visit. If you're alone, don't bother, if with other first timers don't bother. Only visit if you have access to someone who has been before (I may be being overcautious).[/QUOTE]I'm happy if few gringos go to VM, but these warnings about going to VM is just taken out of proportion. Maybe if somebody never travelled abroad might find it a bit scary to walk from the bus or metro station. If so, go there by taxi or metro. VM has it's own security and you'll be just safe there.
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Thanks LL thanks a good tip. They always know and probably don't want their customers getting jacked. Even the marginal buyers.
[QUOTE=Lalabo;2855907]
I remember seeing yellow and white cabs. You will see vehicles marked clearly as taxi waiting in front of 4 x4, but if you are not sure I suggest asking the 4 x4 security / door man to help you identify legitimate taxis.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Jingo10;2855975]Without wanting to spark the great VM debate, there's enough to do on your first trip without the need to visit. If you're alone, don't bother, if with other first timers don't bother. Only visit if you have access to someone who has been before (I may be being overcautious). See how you feel in Centro first.
Get used to the metro system, it's safe and great to use.
I'll be back for a few months in November, looking forward to it already.[/QUOTE]Nice tip. I'm sure there is a ton of eye candy on that metro too.
And yeah the way vm is described I would not go without a wingman.
[QUOTE=Nounce;2855930]BTW, the food is good. Another poster said it was bad but I don't think he has been in Brazil to compare it to Colombia. I just pick a few on top of my head that are close by that you can checkout while in Centro. Opus, Confeitaria Colombo, and Zanetti Grill. Zanetti Grill is a place with buffet style setting and is priced by weight. They are many around Centro. All I have tried are good.[/QUOTE]Good deal I will look out for those.
Unless its from the pacific coast I find Colombian food to be pretty horrid also tbh. I usually stick for foreign food when there.
Slightly off topic for this forum but the best food I've had in Latin America has been Peru and Mexico. Actually Mexico has some of the best food hands down IMO.
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[QUOTE=Sperto;2855984]If so, go there by taxi or metro.[/QUOTE]Sorry, taxi ot Uber.
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[QUOTE=Sperto;2855984]I'm happy if few gringos go to VM, but these warnings about going to VM is just taken out of proportion. Maybe if somebody never travelled abroad might find it a bit scary to walk from the bus or metro station. If so, go there by taxi or metro. VM has it's own security and you'll be just safe there.[/QUOTE]I'm boots on the ground next month. ID be down for it. Ill follow up then to see where everyone is at.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2855977]Forget Sim card. Get a esim for data from Airalo app, which you can use to call uber and whatsapp. It's 7 dollars for 1 gb 7 days.[/QUOTE]I'm thinking the local sim is used if someone is staying a while and to get better rate responses when reaching out to girls on websites.
For a shorter trip I agree esim if your throwaway phone accepts it.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2855976]Brazilian food is great. You can have acai or natural fruit drinks on every other corner for 3 dollars. Seafood is amazing. Go to Shirley's Seafood restaurant and tell me Brazilian food sucks. Pizza is really good when cooked in real oven, not electric oven.
You know what food sucks? Phillipines. I've had it in America and it's awful. Max's restaurants should all be bankrupt. Jollibee other than their spicy chicken is a horror show. Worst food ever. I can go on and on.[/QUOTE]Adds Shirley's to the list.
And yes food in the Philippines had me questioning my and their taste buds.
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[QUOTE=StanBob;2855632]Generally the women aren't friendly they don't like foreigners none will approach you to say Hi. The women aren't very attractive. On copa Ipanema beach most aren't in shape. It's not such a party town as has been reported they aren't open minded. They are a conservative bunch religious was told by a local. They form a wall around themselves don't like speaking English. The red light is nowhere to be seen you'll have to look for it no women will approach you that way or hint at it. Mabs was empty, a few guys and one pro. Lapa felt uncomfortable wasn't busy around 8 or 9 pm. Foreigners keep to themselves. Went to a patio bar beach party at night felt like an outsider.
Slummy city but generally safe. Subway metro is good. Fast food didn't get sick. More a patio resto town.
Copacabana beach is fine not too hustly is clean. Water nice but be careful is strong can pull you down by ankles. Surfing Leme side.
Everything on utube is BS.[/QUOTE]I am just curious if I am right but I remember seeing some extravert hip hop culture people going to Rio thinking their culture must exist in Rio because Rio is multi ethnic. I am thinking of the stereotypical 1990's guy in a basketball Jersey wearing gold chains singing to rap on his head phones. It was kinda the same way with people and their marijuana culture going to Amsterdam in the 90's. They looked kinda silly in all their home country culture dependent marijuana regalia. Sorry if that is politically correct but it is a thing. Some people don't check their culture or expectations at the door when they enter another country.
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[QUOTE=Sperto;2855984]I'm happy if few gringos go to VM, but these warnings about going to VM is just taken out of proportion.[/QUOTE]Well can you blame people for being afraid of how it looks? I get that nothing will happen, but at the same time I can see how those guys feel or think something will. They are the same way with Santa Fe in Bogota. They are expecting to be able to do street shit in a luxury setting, instead of in the streets.
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[QUOTE=WorldJockey;2856050]And yes food in the Philippines had me questioning my and their taste buds.[/QUOTE]I ordered asparagus and it came drowned in some brown liquid. Of course I got sick from it. Who the fuck would do that to asparagus? Filipinos, that is who. At least the lumpia and roasted swine is good.
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2856060]Well can you blame people for being afraid of how it looks?[/QUOTE]VM looks different, but I don't understand what looks scary? Loud funk music, street dogs, half-naked women (OK, some ladies looks scary), smells or run-down buildings? If a newbie is scared then go there around 4 PM.
The first time I went to VM was a Friday night when it was rocking. It reminded me of the bar-scene in the Star Wars movie. Back then there were more girls, better quality, easier to find the gems and a session was 25 reais. I loved VM. Unfortunately I think VM is no longer that interesting considering the quality has gone down.
A first-timer can get familiar with the area using street view on Google maps, just search for "Rua Sotero dos Reis".
You can find VM-maps in this post.
[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1143546&viewfull=1[/URL]#post1143546.
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[QUOTE=WorldJockey;2855889]Finally finished RTFF.
Well at least till I take off. Let me see if I got this right.
Learn a little porto.
Grab an uber from upstairs in gig.
First option for ATM should be Bradesco.
Cheapy spots are mostly in centro and vm.
More expensive spots in ipa and copa.
Saturday that's where ill find any action.
Sunday is a good time to go see the jesus statue, beat my meat or roll the dice with barravip, photoacom, and a love motel.[/QUOTE]Look how much info you already absorbed before even setting foot in Rio! To answer your question, yes there are always yellow taxis outside 4 x 4 (and other termas too I think) but tbh I never had any problems getting an uber to pick me up outside a terma. I may be more patient than average though. I'll just wait 10-15 minutes if uber keep cancelling until one finally arrives, rather than risk it with the overpriced taxis.
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2856065]I ordered asparagus and it came drowned in some brown liquid. Of course I got sick from it. Who the fuck would do that to asparagus? Filipinos, that is who. At least the lumpia and roasted swine is good.[/QUOTE]You're talking about the country that invented pagpag ([URL]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pagpag[/URL]) - of course their food is (literally) garbage. Their women are ugly af in my opinion too. Like 1 in 100 Filipinas will be stunning but the rest look like goblins.
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[QUOTE=WorldJockey;2855889]Finally finished RTFF.
Order uber black or be prepared to walk one block from 4 x4 and get shanked.
Actually I have a question about this. Someone mentioned that if uber screws you with a cancellation there are tons of taxies outside every terma. Is this the case? And if so is there a way to distingush one that should be legit? Like the tiny yellow ones in Colombia or the pinkys in thailand.
[/QUOTE]Pretty much on the dot.
I always take a taxi from 4 x4 . The door guy will call one for you so it is trustworthy.
Been visiting Rio since 2012 . Never been to VM and don't ever plan on going. To each his own.
Food is good but gets repetitive real quick — you will understand once you are in Rio.
Have fun and post back.
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[QUOTE=WorldJockey;2856050]I'm boots on the ground next month. ID be down for it. Ill follow up then to see where everyone is at.
I'm thinking the local sim is used if someone is staying a while and to get better rate responses when reaching out to girls on websites.
For a shorter trip I agree esim if your throwaway phone accepts it.
Adds Shirley's to the list.
And yes food in the Philippines had me questioning my and their taste buds.[/QUOTE]If you take uber black everywhere, you will not get any cancelations and it only cost 3 dollars more. At night I started taking uber black everywhere and in the daytime when it's safer I take uber x.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2856163]If you take uber black everywhere, you will not get any cancelations and it only cost 3 dollars more. At night I started taking uber black everywhere and in the daytime when it's safer I take uber x.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Anaggie;2856158]Pretty much on the dot.
I always take a taxi from 4 x4 . The door guy will call one for you so it is trustworthy..[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Thor91;2856136]Look how much info you already absorbed before even setting foot in Rio! To answer your question, yes there are always yellow taxis outside 4 x 4 (and other termas too I think) .....[/QUOTE]Good looking out fellas. Looks like I have nothing to worry about there.
I think Brazil is final major monger destination I have yet to visit. So I dug deep to make sure I'm not a total john snow.
One thing that I noticed is that the termas are often compared to FKKs but I have yet to see anyone compare them to this massive spot in Jakarta that operates the same way. I forget the name. And dunno if its even still around with all Indonesia has been going thru. When I went a while back the place had maybe 50-70 girls per floor. Same deal. You choose a girl, session, repeat.
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2856065]I ordered asparagus and it came drowned in some brown liquid. Of course I got sick from it. Who the fuck would do that to asparagus? Filipinos, that is who. At least the lumpia and roasted swine is good.[/QUOTE]Knowing them they probably expected you to eat it with your hands too.
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2856076]VM is Vila Mimosa?[/QUOTE]Yes.
Some like it. Some don't. Like anything else check it out yourself and decide.
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Well planned
You killed it. I'm going to do pretty much same. I wish to explore options starting on Sunday.
[QUOTE=WorldJockey;2855889]Finally finished RTFF.
Well at least till I take off. Let me see if I got this right.
Learn a little porto.
Grab an uber from upstairs in gig.
First option for ATM should be Bradesco.
Cheapy spots are mostly in centro and vm.
More expensive spots in ipa and copa.
Saturday that's where ill find any action.
Sunday is a good time to go see the jesus statue, beat my meat or roll the dice with barravip, photoacom, and a love motel.
Don't expect good food.
Do expect to get tongue raped.
Try the robe I might like it.
Gparena=bible.
Try VM if even just to say I came, I saw even if I do not concuer.
Order uber black or be prepared to walk one block from 4 x4 and get shanked.
Actually I have a question about this. Someone mentioned that if uber screws you with a cancellation there are tons of taxies outside every terma. Is this the case? And if so is there a way to distingush one that should be legit? Like the tiny yellow ones in Colombia or the pinkys in thailand.
Obrigado.
And for newbies all the info you need is on the forum. Even bubbas ancient report still had tons of great info.[/QUOTE]
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Agreed.
Moreover, as to health, I highly suggest both going to in person and ordering on ifood etc from hortifruti. Especially soups and salads.
Best restaurant in rio IMHO is:
Casuarina, corner of glauco gil and the beach in recreio.
Ceasar salad with the parmesan bucket is to die for! Salmao na brasa top!
At my advanced age of 93, good diet becomes important. My swiss grandfather lived to 94.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2855976]Brazilian food is great. You can have acai or natural fruit drinks on every other corner for 3 dollars. Seafood is amazing. Go to Shirley's Seafood restaurant and tell me Brazilian food sucks. Pizza is really good when cooked in real oven, not electric oven.
You know what food sucks? Phillipines. I've had it in America and it's awful. Max's restaurants should all be bankrupt. Jollibee other than their spicy chicken is a horror show. Worst food ever. I can go on and on.[/QUOTE]
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Inquiring about Carnival
I was looking but didn't find much information or what I was looking for. Maybe I didn't go far enough back.
So I'm a 40 some Asian-American guy, overweight guy planning to going to Carnival. What's your experience or seen when it comes to overweight guys and carnival.
Is my best shot going to the massage and prives and such? Independents? What is the scene like for tinder, Badoo, or even Facebook and Instagram?
Was curious if during carnival if the girls will be out so less p4 p or is there an uptick due to the increase traffic. I've found some carnival mentioned but not much discussed.
Feel free to PM if you prefer.
Thanks.
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[QUOTE=Marxh;2856571]I was looking but didn't find much information or what I was looking for. Maybe I didn't go far enough back.....[/QUOTE]What exactly are you looking for? Pick up girls duing carnival?
Other have said it is not the best time for mongering. Besides, I think from female's perspective, Brazilian men are pretty hot, LOL, so you have a lot of competition if you want to pick girls for free.
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The best time to be in Rio is right AFTER carnival, as prices go down by 50% on everythng, pussy, shelter, etc.
Right now, prices are ramping up, and the locals have ohlas grandes, which I am resisting unsuccessfully.
[QUOTE=Nounce;2856584]What exactly are you looking for? Pick up girls duing carnival?
Other have said it is not the best time for mongering. Besides, I think from female's perspective, Brazilian men are pretty hot, LOL, so you have a lot of competition if you want to pick girls for free.[/QUOTE]
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Oscar Wilde for mongers
What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with any woman so long as he doesn't love her.
Oscar Wilde.
Here we get married for 20-60 minutes, overnight or sometimes a week. It's an honest exchange.
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[QUOTE=Marxh;2856571]So I'm a 40 some Asian-American guy, overweight guy planning to going to Carnival. What's your experience or seen when it comes to overweight guys and carnival.
Was curious if during carnival if the girls will be out so less p4 p or is there an uptick due to the increase traffic. I've found some carnival mentioned but not much discussed.[/QUOTE]As mentioned countless times the carnival is the worst time for P4 P. No worries, in carnival the regular girls give are on the hunt for overweight gringos. The carnival is in February, there is still time to loose some kilograms.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2856589]The best time to be in Rio is right AFTER carnival, as prices go down by 50% on everythng, pussy, shelter, etc.
Right now, prices are ramping up, and the locals have ohlas grandes, which I am resisting unsuccessfully.[/QUOTE]The problem is that the weather is questionable after Carnival. It can be cool and rainy, which means no beach.
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[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2856618]What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with any woman so long as he doesn't love her.
Oscar Wilde.
Here we get married for 20-60 minutes, overnight or sometimes a week. It's an honest exchange.[/QUOTE]Somebody said: ´Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need......´
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Carnival is all good...just a tad more expensive
[QUOTE=Marxh;2856647]So I'm a 40 some Asian-American guy, overweight guy planning to going to Carnival. What's your experience or seen when it comes to overweight guys and carnival. ...
Was curious if during carnival if the girls will be out so less p4 p or is there an uptick due to the increase traffic. I've found some carnival mentioned but not much discussed.[/QUOTE]Hey no worries...I think you're good to go.
Just bring (or have available by way of ATM), a decent amount of money to go with your troubles. It's all good, as having money will (in most cases) solve your P4P dilemmas, whatever the difficulty.
As mentioned, during Carnival time/days, is probably not the best time for mongering. Most businesses tend to shutdown around and over the 4-day period, and a modicum of girls, tend to want to head back home (to wherever) and party with friends and family. That said, there still remains a modest P4P scene around Copa and Centro, if you know where to look. (Note: Things do slowly go back to normal just after Carnival.)
But if you're also very much interested with, taking in the Brazilian culture, food, music, dance (Samba), sights and the arts, then visiting Rio during Carnival time is a good time, and is a great idea. As also mentioned, things will be a tad more expensive, if not slightly more chaotic.
So depending on how you deal with large crowds, large events and boisterous, lively and very colorful sexy people, set the level of your plans (and expectations) accordingly w/r to visiting during Carnival. Similar considerations should also be given, if planning to visit during Christmas and New Years.
Don't forget to read some RODs (Reports of Distinction) for more info and use ISG search functions to help.
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[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2856618]
Here we get married for 20-60 minutes, overnight or sometimes a week. It's an honest exchange.[/QUOTE]The Iranians are on to something then.
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Termporary marriage
Yes, pay the dowry and get married for 20-60 minutes in a trial marriage that automatically terminates every day unless renewed. This means that men can avoid a long term captive contract, similar to flexible labor contracts. This was apparently invented in Arabic countries called the Nikah mut'ah, seen as Halal dating. I am not religious at all and think it is made up nonsense as a cover for general social control, war, looting, slavery and taxation with the con-job of the afterlife. But I am happy to cherry pick the convenient bits (as is the case of most religious followers).
I was not even aware of the name of this until today, having vaguely heard of it. Wikipedia says that other religions regulate such arrangements, such as the Talmudic be Kiddushin 40a that no doubt is dissected million ways by practitioners of that bunch or words. I have not been to Israel, but like the idea of a temporary wailing wall or pleasure in this ancient holy city with some foxy, raven haired olive skinned beauty, and maybe leave a note in the famous wall praying for such pleasures to be given to other esteemed mongers, wherever they may be. I suspect this has already been done by others and that God has clearly answered that prayer with Rio, with the refinement of anal sex to save girls virginity for marriage (temporary or otherwise). Christ the Redeemer is another sign of divine sanction.
United States President Bill Clinton, a lawyer, famously opined on national TV that exploding into the mouth of a presidential aide is not sexual relations. His decree and scholarship on definitions is the classic example of what congressmen and lawyers truly represent at their core, and mongers here may selectively apply that as official US policy in their honorary consular work around the word, spread-eagled, so as to speak.
Another glorious day with fun, happy hot young women running around spreading joy.
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Dangers lure in high class places
Using this as a hook to get my thing in and amplify VM info. I wish I had known about VM info 7 years ago when it probably was still better and I was roaming the streets.
[QUOTE=Sperto;2856084]VM looks different, but I don't understand what looks scary? Loud funk music, street dogs, half-naked women (OK, some ladies looks scary), smells or run-down buildings? If a newbie is scared then go there around 4 PM.
The first time I went to VM was a Friday night when it was rocking. It reminded me of the bar-scene in the Star Wars movie. Back then there were more girls, better quality, easier to find the gems and a session was 25 reais. I loved VM. Unfortunately I think VM is no longer that interesting considering the quality has gone down.
A first-timer can get familiar with the area using street view on Google maps, just search for "Rua Sotero dos Reis".
You can find VM-maps in this post.
[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1143546&viewfull=1[/URL]#post1143546.[/QUOTE]Anyway, I know you guys who aren't regulars are always apprehensive of crime. I have lived in favelas and generally feel safe inside. I am much more worried in better neighborhoods when it gets dark and a bit deserted. And now, after 13 years being in and out of Brazil, I finally got to have guns pointed at me and knocked over my head. Where? In the BRT Rio Centro, in this Olympic complex. I was chatting with me ex-GF back-to-being-ho trying to figure out if I would go and see her. Standing alone in the BRT station, only one other passenger there. Suddenly black scumbag demanded I hand over my phone. Pistol pointed at me. I did not comply. I thought I would die that day. But I didn't and lost none of my stuff. I had everything on me that was important to me. Backpack, computer. Money, all papers, passport, ID and credit cards and money. Everything. They could have just shot me and made off with everything. Instead they insisted only one the phone, the last thing I could have given up. Stupid as fuck! They could have asked nicely for money and they would have gotten more than from the black market sale of my phone. They are really dumb people. But I shouldn't be too harsh with my rants, after all they didn't fire at me only knocked with these guns over my head a dozen times or so. I yelled and that startled them and they ended up running off. Then the bus came and I entered along with the other passenger who watched the whole scene without saying one word of support. Surreal.
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Bill Clinton balanced the budget and would have been happier as most men would if he had gone to Brazil more often.
Anyway, in terms of what is important on this board, a certain cute little blond named Maya apparently is coming and cumming back to her prive at centro this week! Oh Maya.
[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2857052]Yes, pay the dowry and get married for 20-60 minutes in a trial marriage that automatically terminates every day unless renewed. This means that men can avoid a long term captive contract, similar to flexible labor contracts. This was apparently invented in Arabic countries called the Nikah mut'ah, seen as Halal dating. I am not religious at all and think it is made up nonsense as a cover for general social control, war, looting, slavery and taxation with the con-job of the afterlife. But I am happy to cherry pick the convenient bits (as is the case of most religious followers).
I was not even aware of the name of this until today, having vaguely heard of it. Wikipedia says that other religions regulate such arrangements, such as the Talmudic be Kiddushin 40a that no doubt is dissected million ways by practitioners of that bunch or words. I have not been to Israel, but like the idea of a temporary wailing wall or pleasure in this ancient holy city with some foxy, raven haired olive skinned beauty, and maybe leave a note in the famous wall praying for such pleasures to be given to other esteemed mongers, wherever they may be. I suspect this has already been done by others and that God has clearly answered that prayer with Rio, with the refinement of anal sex to save girls virginity for marriage (temporary or otherwise). Christ the Redeemer is another sign of divine sanction.
United States President Bill Clinton, a lawyer, famously opined on national TV that exploding into the mouth of a presidential aide is not sexual relations. His decree and scholarship on definitions is the classic example of what congressmen and lawyers truly represent at their core, and mongers here may selectively apply that as official US policy in their honorary consular work around the word, spread-eagled, so as to speak.
Another glorious day with fun, happy hot young women running around spreading joy.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=StinkySquid;2857207]Standing alone in the BRT station, only one other passenger there. Suddenly black scumbag demanded I hand over my phone. Pistol pointed at me. I did not comply. I thought I would die that day. But I didn't and lost none of my stuff. I had everything on me that was important to me. Backpack, computer. Money, all papers, passport, ID and credit cards and money.[/QUOTE]Why were you out with all of that stuff unless you were moving? I damn sure would not have been at a BRT station chilling on the phone with it. If there was ever a time to take Uber then it seems that was it.
[QUOTE=StinkySquid;2857207]They are really dumb people.[/QUOTE]Says the man out dilly-dallying with all his valuable shit with him.
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[QUOTE=StinkySquid;2857207]And now, after 13 years being in and out of Brazil, I finally got to have guns pointed at me and knocked over my head. Where? In the BRT Rio Centro, in this Olympic complex.[/QUOTE]Centro is dangerous. Last time I was at 116, the girl was shocked I went by myself at 7 pm in the streets near 116 in Centro. She advised me to never do it again.
If going around Centro, best to use Uber. Don't test Centro's streets too liberally.
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[QUOTE=Aristhotle;2857306]Centro is dangerous. Last time I was at 116, the girl was shocked I went by myself at 7 pm in the streets near 116 in Centro. She advised me to never do it again.
If going around Centro, best to use Uber. Don't test Centro's streets too liberally.[/QUOTE]Riocentro is not downtown Rio (Centro do Rio de Janeiro). Riocentro is a place out west in Barra de Tijuca.
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[QUOTE=StinkySquid;2857207]Using this as a hook to get my thing in and amplify VM info. I wish I had known about VM info 7 years ago when it probably was still better and I was roaming the streets.
Anyway, I know you guys who aren't regulars are always apprehensive of crime. I have lived in favelas and generally feel safe inside. I am much more worried in better neighborhoods when it gets dark and a bit deserted. And now, after 13 years being in and out of Brazil, I finally got to have guns pointed at me and knocked over my head. Where? In the BRT Rio Centro, in this Olympic complex. I was chatting with me ex-GF back-to-being-ho trying to figure out if I would go and see her. Standing alone in the BRT station, only one other passenger there. Suddenly black scumbag demanded I hand over my phone. Pistol pointed at me. I did not comply. I thought I would die that day. But I didn't and lost none of my stuff. I had everything on me that was important to me. Backpack, computer. Money, all papers, passport, ID and credit cards and money. Everything. They could have just shot me and made off with everything. Instead they insisted only one the phone, the last thing I could have given up. Stupid as fuck! They could have asked nicely for money and they would have gotten more than from the black market sale of my phone. They are really dumb people. But I shouldn't be too harsh with my rants, after all they didn't fire at me only knocked with these guns over my head a dozen times or so. I yelled and that startled them and they ended up running off. Then the bus came and I entered along with the other passenger who watched the whole scene without saying one word of support. Surreal.[/QUOTE]Hopefully I don't offend anyone here with this statement but I'm going to call it like I see it.
Brazilians have got to be some of the dumbest most oblivious, simplest humans on planet Earth. They are so stupid in almost all aspects of life its utterly painful.
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In my capacity as a Jew to be on 17 November 2023, which is fast tracked due to my foreskin being in demand by the Jewish ladies in the tribe for the anal, not to mention my reading of A horse walks into a bar, a fine raunchy novel, which I have memorized and can deliver at any comedy club, the main thing a rabbi is worried about is.
Don't get or spread any diseases.
Don't let the hoars know your real name.
If they do, tell them you are rabbi mister catra from complexo do Israel, not to be confused with a real congregation of Israel.
[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2857052]Yes, pay the dowry and get married for 20-60 minutes in a trial marriage that automatically terminates every day unless renewed. This means that men can avoid a long term captive contract, similar to flexible labor contracts. This was apparently invented in Arabic countries called the Nikah mut'ah, seen as Halal dating. I am not religious at all and think it is made up nonsense as a cover for general social control, war, looting, slavery and taxation with the con-job of the afterlife. But I am happy to cherry pick the convenient bits (as is the case of most religious followers).
I was not even aware of the name of this until today, having vaguely heard of it. Wikipedia says that other religions regulate such arrangements, such as the Talmudic be Kiddushin 40a that no doubt is dissected million ways by practitioners of that bunch or words. I have not been to Israel, but like the idea of a temporary wailing wall or pleasure in this ancient holy city with some foxy, raven haired olive skinned beauty, and maybe leave a note in the famous wall praying for such pleasures to be given to other esteemed mongers, wherever they may be. I suspect this has already been done by others and that God has clearly answered that prayer with Rio, with the refinement of anal sex to save girls virginity for marriage (temporary or otherwise). Christ the Redeemer is another sign of divine sanction.
United States President Bill Clinton, a lawyer, famously opined on national TV that exploding into the mouth of a presidential aide is not sexual relations. His decree and scholarship on definitions is the classic example of what congressmen and lawyers truly represent at their core, and mongers here may selectively apply that as official US policy in their honorary consular work around the word, spread-eagled, so as to speak.
Another glorious day with fun, happy hot young women running around spreading joy.[/QUOTE]
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Not on my short list...
[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2857353]Hopefully I don't offend anyone here with this statement but I'm going to call it like I see it.
Brazilians have got to be some of the dumbest most oblivious, simplest humans on planet Earth. They are so stupid in almost all aspects of life its utterly painful.[/QUOTE]Tell us how U really feel about Brazilians...kkkk!
I'll say this much, when it comes to simple minded people, I've met my fair share (and then some) and Brazilians aren't on my short list.
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[QUOTE=StinkySquid;2857207]Using this as a hook to get my thing in and amplify VM info. I wish I had known about VM info 7 years ago when it probably was still better and I was roaming the streets.
Anyway, I know you guys who aren't regulars are always apprehensive of crime. I have lived in favelas and generally feel safe inside. I am much more worried in better neighborhoods when it gets dark and a bit deserted. And now, after 13 years being in and out of Brazil, I finally got to have guns pointed at me and knocked over my head. Where? In the BRT Rio Centro, in this Olympic complex. I was chatting with me ex-GF back-to-being-ho trying to figure out if I would go and see her. Standing alone in the BRT station, only one other passenger there. Suddenly black scumbag demanded I hand over my phone. Pistol pointed at me. I did not comply. I thought I would die that day. But I didn't and lost none of my stuff. I had everything on me that was important to me. Backpack, computer. Money, all papers, passport, ID and credit cards and money. Everything. They could have just shot me and made off with everything. Instead they insisted only one the phone, the last thing I could have given up. Stupid as fuck! They could have asked nicely for money and they would have gotten more than from the black market sale of my phone. They are really dumb people. But I shouldn't be too harsh with my rants, after all they didn't fire at me only knocked with these guns over my head a dozen times or so. I yelled and that startled them and they ended up running off. Then the bus came and I entered along with the other passenger who watched the whole scene without saying one word of support. Surreal.[/QUOTE]Seems you got too cocky and forgot where you were.
I had almost a similar incident where three guys were trying to corner me.
I was walking at night maybe 11 pm down copa beach streets and one guy was coming towards me and two other guys were coming from behind.
I always swivel my head when walking to let people know I'm watching.
I walked across the street onto the beach and they still followed.
I went back and crossed the street casually and they still were on my tail.
One of them started to say something and try to close in on me and that's when I just booked it and ran towards a hotel.
The hotel guard saw me and asked if I was a guest and I said no but some guys were tailing me and he told me he would wait outside and look out for me while I called an uber.
I only had my phone and maybe 300 BRL and I was only a few blocks from my airbnb but definitely will be taking an uber to my place after 10 pm when all the shops and vendors close.
When it gets deserted that's when they target solo guys.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2857371]In my capacity as a Jew to be on 17 November 2023, which is fast tracked due to my foreskin being in demand by the Jewish ladies in the tribe for the anal, not to mention my reading of A horse walks into a bar, a fine raunchy novel, which I have memorized and can deliver at any comedy club, the main thing a rabbi is worried about is.
Don't get or spread any diseases.
Don't let the hoars know your real name.
If they do, tell them you are rabbi mister catra from complexo do Israel, not to be confused with a real congregation of Israel.[/QUOTE]Indeed, don't get confused. The source: [URL]https://www.sefaria.org/Kiddushin?tab=contents[/URL].
Better watch Cangaço Novo [URL]https://www.imdb.com/title/tt27208330/[/URL].
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2855753]The women are not very friendly.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2857353]Brazilians have got to be some of the dumbest most oblivious, simplest humans on planet Earth. They are so stupid in almost all aspects of life its utterly painful.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2854525]Does anyone else here who is by themself ever get lonely? I mean not speaking the language and all. I'm starting to feel like I need some meaningful human interaction.[/QUOTE]Maybe you'll feel less lonely if you change your attitude towards the locals?
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[QUOTE=StinkySquid;2857207]...... Suddenly black scumbag demanded I hand over my phone. Pistol pointed at me. I did not comply........[/QUOTE]My guess is that you posted this from the netherworld.
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[QUOTE=UniversalX;2855937]Has anyone checked out Ofervo 74 Whiskeria it looks like a new Terma? If so, please provide a report.
[b]Rua da Quitanda, 74 - Centro - RJ[/b] (Monday-Friday).
For those with Instagram accounts search for 74whiskeriaoficial.
Or.
[URL]https://www.instagram.com/p/Cwqe2SGAN8y/[/URL]
(Reposted due to autocorrect changing the address from "da" to the).[/QUOTE]Rosario 65 has closed and moved to Quitanda 74 as "O Fervo 74".
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[QUOTE=Sperto;2857425]Maybe you'll feel less lonely if you change your attitude towards the locals?[/QUOTE]I treat them all with respect. I'm very friendly pleasant and respectful.
Its the way they do business. Theres no structure and organization, you hand them a 100 real bill and they look dumbfounded like "Oh we never prepared for this contingency".
A week or so ago some idiot basically begged me to use a credit or debit card instead of cash.
A few weeks ago it took some girl literally 15 minutes to ring up a few cans of dog food.
I order an uber and on several occasions the driver has sent me 7 messages before arriving.
Dude just shut the fuck up and come pick me up you morons.
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[QUOTE=Turgid;2857573]My guess is that you posted this from the netherworld.[/QUOTE]Well halloween is just around the corner.
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Well, a regular is over at Vagabundo's new love pad at av malibu 1355, which is whites only rich patricio rio de janeiro, but I have a 21 year old black girl smoking weed on the bed.
What Vagabundo really wants to know is how is that property purchase going for you, senor biggus dickus? Any regrets or comments or advice from buying a house in Goa?
Look, I mean, buying a personal house is so infantile; real men start a company, buy a beach property and start Vagabundo's Americain Club in Recreio. I mean, that would be manly.
The DJ at Mosaico lives in Recreio.
So, the week in baseball.
Nina Deponca comes over at 21 h last Friday, we fuck 3 times, 2 times in the morning, then Vagabundo slides his well used dick into a 18 year old at a prive, I shall call her Candie Evans, whom she resembles.
Oh, Monday, I go into centro, Midori is texting me, but now, she is making the leap from prive girl to freelancer, and every hour is booked. Hot negra nice ass. But I go to a hotel with Anne Amari, even though Midori is newer, hotter, and she has kids.
But, what the fuck. I mean, who really gives a shit. I need to go hit Manu Meier up her ass, but she is going to try to charge me for the consulta to a medico to take the buttplug out of her ass from our last fuck, a real grudge fuck, as I impaled her ass on a jeweled butt plug, sending her running out into the Carioca night, oh well. I am a count, not a saint.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2857371]In my capacity as a Jew to be on 17 November 2023, which is fast tracked due to my foreskin being in demand by the Jewish ladies in the tribe for the anal, not to mention my reading of A horse walks into a bar, a fine raunchy novel, which I have memorized and can deliver at any comedy club, the main thing a rabbi is worried about is.
Don't get or spread any diseases.
Don't let the hoars know your real name.
If they do, tell them you are rabbi mister catra from complexo do Israel, not to be confused with a real congregation of Israel.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=PutanheiroBR;2857580]Rosario 65 has closed and moved to Quitanda 74 as "O Fervo 74".[/QUOTE]Good to know, I'm hoping someone can visit and post a report.
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2857620]I treat them all with respect. I'm very friendly pleasant and respectful. Its the way they do business. Theres no structure and organization, you hand them a 100 real bill and they look dumbfounded like "Oh we never prepared for this contingency". A week or so ago some idiot basically begged me to use a credit or debit card instead of cash. A few weeks ago it took some girl literally 15 minutes to ring up a few cans of dog food. I order an uber and on several occasions the driver has sent me 7 messages before arriving. Dude just shut the fuck up and come pick me up you morons.[/QUOTE]I understand your frustration here. I always say look at how much value a nation of people places on good customer service, and you'll be able to see why some nations are great why others will never be. When it was open, L'uomo used to be one of my favorite termas, but the place was tiny, including in the locker room where it could get tight. The woman at the front desk who assigned the lockers was nice enough, but she was also a moron. There would be hardly any customers in the place, and 4 guys would show up at about the same time, and she would give all 4 of them lockers in the same damn tiny little corner rather than spreading everybody out to allow for more room to change. She did that every single time and it was so fucking annoying, especially because there was always that one asshole who acts like he's got to [B]hurry up[/B] and change before all the girls leave or something. Slow down dude! Them tutes ain't going nowhere! Damn!
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2857620]I treat them all with respect. I'm very friendly pleasant and respectful.
Its the way they do business. Theres no structure and organization, you hand them a 100 real bill and they look dumbfounded like "Oh we never prepared for this contingency".[/QUOTE]The more you travel, the more you realize this is just how it is in third world countries. I have been traveling a long time and I still feel as frustrated as you do. But I understand it is going to happen. I am in Ecuador now and whether in a taxi or restaurant, nobody ever has change. It is like they opened the day up not expecting someone may want change when they come patron here. I am trying to give them a 20 but my girl says just give them the 5. Yeah but if I do that then the next person is going to say they do not have change for the 20 so I am trying to get change when I can. The other day we went into a major grocery store to buy a couple of items. When I got in the line I told my girl that I am going to scream if these mfs in this big ass store say they do not have change. You should see the shit she has to fill out before they run my credit card. It is like applying for a mortgage.
[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2857620]A few weeks ago it took some girl literally 15 minutes to ring up a few cans of dog food.[/QUOTE]Yep. Right before the grocery store we were at a department store because I had forgotten to bring my face towel. I was number one in the line for about 10 minutes while 2 chicks each were checking out the 2 customers already at the counter. It took 2 of them to put something into 1 bag. Efficiency is not a thing in third world countries.
[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2857620]I order an uber and on several occasions the driver has sent me 7 messages before arriving.
Dude just shut the fuck up and come pick me up you morons.[/QUOTE]LOL. At least they send you messages. They always make an international call to me since I am Ubering under my T-mobile number. I definitely feel your pain on that one though. It is like ordering a pizza and they keep calling you back asking if you are sure you want a pizza or you are sure you want pepperoni on that. Chicks tell me they do it because many times the app is not accurate and sends them to the wrong place and they just want to make sure.
You start to realize these things are going to happen, but if you are impatient like me then you never get used to it. It is all part of the traveling experience. Guys say they want to learn about different cultures, well this is fucking it! Reminds me of a youtube video I saw a couple of weeks ago that talked about why when Black people from the USA move to Africa, they tend to quickly move right the fuck back. Yeah you might have the same skin color, but your culture (nor infrastructure) is nothing like theirs.
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Muhammad?
[QUOTE=Sperto;2857425]Maybe you'll feel less lonely if you change your attitude towards the locals? [/QUOTE]That's good advice!
But perhaps wasted (methinks), on those who feel and think, the mountain should come to them.
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2857800]The more you travel, the more you realize this is just how it is in third world countries. ...[/QUOTE]I went to the airport about 4 hours before the flight. I ended up barely made it, and then the flight was delayed. LOL.
What happened was the airline employees led those customers that were late to skip the lines. The closer it was to my flight time, the worst it got. When I was second or 3rd in line. The group that skipped the line got bigger. This was about two and a half hour waiting in line. The lady with her kids that was in front of me could not take it anymore because the line had not moved for more than half an hour. She exploded, started screaming at the airline employee. By the time I reached the gate, the flight was delayed. LOL I was not surprised.
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Regarding the annoying problem paying with cash and the cashier not having change. In Brazil I always pay everything with cash and never pay with my card. In this way I avoid card scams and paying with cash often allows discounts. At least the last 32 years Brazil always had problems with change. In some ways it's getting worse as many people pay with cards or PIX. The only easy solution is that I have enough small change. So how do you stack up on small change? One way is to enter a bank and kindly ask for changing large bills to small change. Another way is to pay smaller amounts with large bills in places that receives a lot of customers, like kilo restaurants or Lojas Americanas. When I travel I always have about 1500 reais in banknotes with value 2, 5, 10 and 20.
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[QUOTE=Sperto;2857962]Regarding the annoying problem paying with cash and the cashier not having change. In Brazil I always pay everything with cash and never pay with my card. In this way I avoid card scams and paying with cash often allows discounts. At least the last 32 years Brazil always had problems with change. In some ways it's getting worse as many people pay with cards or PIX. The only easy solution is that I have enough small change. So how do you stack up on small change? One way is to enter a bank and kindly ask for changing large bills to small change. Another way is to pay smaller amounts with large bills in places that receives a lot of customers, like kilo restaurants or Lojas Americanas. When I travel I always have about 1500 reais in banknotes with value 2, 5, 10 and 20.[/QUOTE]One of the food court places in Ibirapuera mall in SP charged my card 400 reals for a 25 real purchase. I have disputed the change with the Bank and got the money back but I had to wait for few months as I didn't provide a bill. Since then I mostly use cash and use card very sparingly. For the most part Brazilian businesses have not problem accepting cash and return exact change, having smaller denominations like 10's, 20's etc. Definitely helps. I don't think a small business would be happy to give change for 100/200 real bill for a very small purchase. I have occasionally encountered businesses annoyed to deal with cash and return change back.
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[QUOTE=Nounce;2857871]I went to the airport about 4 hours before the flight. I ended up barely made it, and then the flight was delayed. LOL.
What happened was the airline employees led those customers that were late to skip the lines. The closer it was to my flight time, the worst it got. When I was second or 3rd in line. The group that skipped the line got bigger. This was about two and a half hour waiting in line. The lady with her kids that was in front of me could not take it anymore because the line had not moved for more than half an hour. She exploded, started screaming at the airline employee. By the time I reached the gate, the flight was delayed. LOL I was not surprised.[/QUOTE]I had a similar delay once for less an hour or so. I thought what is the point of coming early to the airport when you could come at the last minute and go before everyone else. Encouraging late arrivals is very very stupid.
During my recent trip, I had only a backpack and was the 2nd person in the line to board LATAM flight from CGH to SDU, the employee at the gate asked all the folks with small / personal item to form a separate line and let everyone with carry-ONS get on board. We were the last one to board which was stupid. I understand they want to have people with carry-ONS to use the overhead luggage storage but forcing those with personal item to board last is not a best way to handle it. Even in this case there is no incentive for arriving early and being in the line first. Chalk them as only in Brazil!
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2857620]
I order an uber and on several occasions the driver has sent me 7 messages before arriving.
Dude just shut the fuck up and come pick me up you morons.[/QUOTE]This. OMFG why? They either call or text repeatedly. And once I get in they ask a few times if I am indeed going to the address I entered into uber.
I understand if a confusing address but this is usually not the case. Its almost like they are not comfortable with or don't entirely trust the tech.
As Mr Ent stated I basically chalk it up to being something that happens outside of the western world.
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[QUOTE=Sperto;2857962]Regarding the annoying problem paying with cash and the cashier not having change. In Brazil I always pay everything with cash and never pay with my card. .[/QUOTE]This apply large establishments like a grocery store too? If so that's sad. Why do you think they overcharge? Tourist will be back home before they catch it so fuck it or they try this with anyone?
I did a tap to pay in cdmx recently and guy behind the counter said it didn't take. I did it again and he was like now it took. Cap1 notified me I may have had a duplicate charge. Quick dispute and it fell off but now I'm less quick to tap.
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Traveling to Rio in Mid Nov. Questions
Hello just had a quick question as I'm looking to travel to rio mid November from the US. Was poking around online and saw some mixed reports about visa's. Does anyone know if US citizens are required to have a visa in specific Nov. 2023 or does this requirement take place in Jan. 2024. Saw several sites online all saying different things. I did see on the gov sites which state Jan. 2024 but just want to be sure before booking. Anyone going to be in rib during that time Nov. 2023 lmk would love to meet up as well!
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[QUOTE=WorldJockey;2858127]This apply large establishments like a grocery store too? If so that's sad. Why do you think they overcharge? Tourist will be back home before they catch it so fuck it or they try this with anyone?[/QUOTE]Calm down. I didn't mention overcharge. My brain is like a supercomputer and nobody manages to overcharge me. Many gringos are "burros" and they are easy to overcharge.
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AB SO LUTELY!
Completely true.
These people are like prehistoric. I hate hate hate the stupid rules.
No one here has any fucking change. Why? Brazilians are all thieves.
The ***** ass poor fucks are always lusting after your change like it is pure fucking gold.
Because they are so poor.
Pathetic.
[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2857620]I treat them all with respect. I'm very friendly pleasant and respectful.
Its the way they do business. Theres no structure and organization, you hand them a 100 real bill and they look dumbfounded like "Oh we never prepared for this contingency".
A week or so ago some idiot basically begged me to use a credit or debit card instead of cash.
A few weeks ago it took some girl literally 15 minutes to ring up a few cans of dog food.
I order an uber and on several occasions the driver has sent me 7 messages before arriving.
Dude just shut the fuck up and come pick me up you morons.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Sperto;2857962]Regarding the annoying problem paying with cash and the cashier not having change. In Brazil I always pay everything with cash and never pay with my card. In this way I avoid card scams and paying with cash often allows discounts. At least the last 32 years Brazil always had problems with change. In some ways it's getting worse as many people pay with cards or PIX. The only easy solution is that I have enough small change. So how do you stack up on small change? One way is to enter a bank and kindly ask for changing large bills to small change. Another way is to pay smaller amounts with large bills in places that receives a lot of customers, like kilo restaurants or Lojas Americanas. When I travel I always have about 1500 reais in banknotes with value 2, 5, 10 and 20.[/QUOTE]You have described an ongoing problem in Brazil. Nobody has change.
I once paid for a 4 reais product with a 5 reais bill. The cashier asked if I had something smaller.
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[QUOTE=AlecBrwn;2858210]Hello just had a quick question as I'm looking to travel to rio mid November from the US. Was poking around online and saw some mixed reports about visa's. Does anyone know if US citizens are required to have a visa in specific Nov. 2023 or does this requirement take place in Jan. 2024. Saw several sites online all saying different things. I did see on the gov sites which state Jan. 2024 but just want to be sure before booking. Anyone going to be in rib during that time Nov. 2023 lmk would love to meet up as well![/QUOTE]All travel prior to January 9 2024 will be visa free. Starting January 10 2024, citizens of USA, Canada, and Australia will need to apply for a visa to enter Brazil.
The original date was supposed to be around September or October 2023 but the ministry was dragging their feet so the start date got moved back.
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[QUOTE=Questner;2857409]Better watch Cangao Novo [URL]https://www.imdb.com/title/tt27208330/[/URL].[/QUOTE]Thanks for the recommendation. Cangaço Novo is a nice serial in. I love the nordeste settings. A movie with similar setting is Bacurau.
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[QUOTE=CenTexCrash;2858380]All travel prior to January 9 2024 will be visa free. Starting January 10 2024, citizens of USA, Canada, and Australia will need to apply for a visa to enter Brazil.
The original date was supposed to be around September or October 2023 but the ministry was dragging their feet so the start date got moved back.[/QUOTE]Don't preclude the possibility that the visa implementation date will be delayed again.
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List of TOP termas / others to visit
Hi guys, I ve read over 50 Pages and I have made a list of what (I think) Top places with girls are in Rio:
4 x4.
Centaurus.
Monte Carlo.
Solarium.
RJMassagem.
Would You add / remove something? I will be in Rio for 2 weeks and I would like to visit all Top places.
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Changes, customer service
[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2858356]You have described an ongoing problem in Brazil. Nobody has change.
I once paid for a 4 reais product with a 5 reais bill. The cashier asked if I had something smaller.[/QUOTE]That is a common problem in some countries. Even when they have changes, you have to worry about fake bills. It is always a good idea to carry some changes for some unexpected situations. In Salvador, it costs are $0. 1 to take the Lacerda Elevator between high city and low city so it is better to have very small change for that. Or like in Rio, if you take pictures of the sand castle on the beach without knowing that the artist expecting to be paid, then you will have a minor inconvenience if you don't have small bills.
Yesterday, I got a WhatsApp message from a store that I rented water sport gear from. I paid about are $2000 but I only used a fraction of it and I have already left. The store offered to extend for another 3 months for me without me mentioning anything.
Also this,
[QUOTE=Nounce;2850927]I took the wrong bus in Salvador around 9 PM from the central station in Lapa, I did not know it was one of the most dangerous cities. ..[/QUOTE]Brazil is a large country. It's almost like there are several countries in Brazil so I don't see generalization is fair. I am in the south now where the cars will stop for me to cross the street. I am not used to it.
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[QUOTE=BartSimpson5;2858567]Hi guys, I ve read over 50 Pages and I have made a list of what (I think) Top places with girls are in Rio:
4 x4.
Centaurus.
Monte Carlo.
Solarium.
RJMassagem.
Would You add / remove something? I will be in Rio for 2 weeks and I would like to visit all Top places.[/QUOTE]Are you reading the same forum I'm reading? You have Centaurus as no. 2.
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Really? Oh well.
[QUOTE=StanBob;2855632]Generally the women aren't friendly they don't like foreigners none will approach you to say Hi. The women aren't very attractive. On copa Ipanema beach most aren't in shape. It's not such a party town as has been reported they aren't open minded. They are a conservative bunch religious was told by a local. They form a wall around themselves don't like speaking English. The red light is nowhere to be seen you'll have to look for it no women will approach you that way or hint at it. Mabs was empty, a few guys and one pro. Lapa felt uncomfortable wasn't busy around 8 or 9 pm. Foreigners keep to themselves. Went to a patio bar beach party at night felt like an outsider.
Slummy city but generally safe. Subway metro is good. Fast food didn't get sick. More a patio resto town.
Copacabana beach is fine not too hustly is clean. Water nice but be careful is strong can pull you down by ankles. Surfing Leme side.
Everything on utube is BS.[/QUOTE]Just as I tell my friends who inform me that they quit drinking, my response is:"Good, that means more for me", LOL!
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One week in heaven full of choices
Just returning from one week trip from Rio. I admire the bueaties of the city. It literally spoiled my hobby, best city with lot of choices to explore. It has best bang for buck in price and SERVICE (when compared to places I tried before-mexico, Bangkok, dubai, Medellin and US).
Been only there for a week but I conquereost of the mongering places solo. I had feast at least twice a day.
Below is list of places I visited.
4*4.
Monte carlo.
Club mix.
Perola Negra.
Swing club In Barra Tijuca.
Club 502.
MV20.
MAB.
All tier 2 thermas in Centro (therma 21,therma 80.).
Tinder.
3 GP girls from GP arena.
RJ massage.
Onix.
Eden spa.
Mosaic.
(I may have missed one or two do not remember).
I did had a chance to communicate with few ISG comrades. Thanks for sharing what ever they can.
Special shout out to Bubba guide and Vegabound mongering map.
This was my first time, I along had ball of time and do not speak Protuguess or Espanol nor have local sim. (I do not login here often If anyone wants to know details I'll login back when I'm visiting again so we can meet and catchup).
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Anyone tried this prive?
[URL]https://www.recreioterapias.com.br/[/URL]
Vagabundo headed to perola negra on Friday at midnight. Best terma in Brazil and probably the world. Paris Cafe even better, as all locals.
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[QUOTE=ChickySat;2858847]Just returning from one week trip from Rio. I admire the bueaties of the city. It literally spoiled my hobby, best city with lot of choices to explore. It has best bang for buck in price and SERVICE (when compared to places I tried before-mexico, Bangkok, dubai, Medellin and US)..[/QUOTE]Good report. Glad you has a blast. Better bang than MDE and BKK huh. Impressive. If ya haven't been to Pattaya yet you should give it a run next time in Thailand. Its wild.
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Back to Rio
I am coming back to Brazil after fucking around in Medellin, will of course RTFF.
This trip I might do Sampa for a few days. Its been over 6 years, I just hope top termas still have some lookers.
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Cool images
Beleza Pura.
[URL]http://www.forosx.com/internacional/general-agencias-escorts-independientes-fuera-de-espana-etc/14945-brasil-beleza-beleza-pura-306.html[/URL]
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Why I love Brazil.
On my last trip one of my favorite regulars was not able to meet up with me despite my repeated attempts. Turned out she had gotten married to one of the local young men. Sad to loose her, but plenty of fish in the sea.
Now, with my next trip approaching she is reaching out and wanting to seeing and spend a lot of time together. Still married, but brazilian style!
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[QUOTE=EncannaDeNoche;2548117]For whoever is interested, this is a great site with images of brazilian girls.
[URL]http://www.forosx.com/internacional/general-agencias-escorts-independientes-fuera-de-espana-etc/14945-brasil-beleza-beleza-pura-162.html[/URL]
Beleza Pura.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=EncannaDeNoche;2573253]Cool images of brazilian girls.
Beleza Pura.
[URL]http://www.forosx.com/internacional/general-agencias-escorts-independientes-fuera-de-espana-etc/14945-brasil-beleza-beleza-pura-171.html[/URL][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=EncannaDeNoche;2859703]Beleza Pura.
[URL]http://www.forosx.com/internacional/general-agencias-escorts-independientes-fuera-de-espana-etc/14945-brasil-beleza-beleza-pura-306.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I thought I've seen this before.
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Senor Nounce, a Lieutenant General and SWISS NAVY Aviator is in town! Great Wingman.
Meet me at na brasa columbia on glauco gil at recreio posto 10*on*the*beach.
Come out here. I will buy you*a*beer.
Beach in recreio.
Paris.
My plans are above. What are your*plans?
Recreio notes: streetwalker hoars at posto 10*24/7/365.
Best club for hoaring is posto 10.5 or dez*e*meio.
Hip hop club music on beach with*hoars.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2858951]Anyone tried this prive?
[URL]https://www.recreioterapias.com.br/[/URL]
Vagabundo headed to perola negra on Friday at midnight. Best terma in Brazil and probably the world. Paris Cafe even better, as all locals.[/QUOTE]
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Nice Photos
[QUOTE=EncannaDeNoche;2859703]Beleza Pura.
[URL]http://www.forosx.com/internacional/general-agencias-escorts-independientes-fuera-de-espana-etc/14945-brasil-beleza-beleza-pura-306.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Thank you!
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Any experiences with her?
I'll be headed to Rio in a few days.
[URL]https://rioladies.com/escort-rio-de-janeiro/camila-guimaraes/[/URL]
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Return to Rio, ten years on
For the second time this year, I made a return, after a decade's absence, to a mongering pilgrimage destination (is "mongerage" in the Urban Dictionary? Like a spring visit to Pattaya, Thailand, my trip to Rio in late July reprised the enjoyment of my earlier exploits in this most marvelous (mongering) city. Quoting (plagiarizing?) myself from the German FKK forum, "This spring and summer work commitments and layovers allowed me to visit Pattaya, Rio de Janeiro, and Bernd's; I feel like I made sacred journeys to the Mecca, Rome, and Jerusalem of the mongering world. ".
I stayed in Centro at the Windsor Guanabara, for its easy transport access via metro to another part of the city where I had a work assignment for a couple of days. I checked if the hotel was girl friendly, although escorts or girls I met at venues were not my main plan for the trip (just as well, based on the recent report about the hotel not really being guest friendly; plus the mattresses were too soft for good sex and double beds apparently are two small twin beds side by side). But overall I liked staying there, for example for the large breakfast buffet.
The ease of public transport was a perk, but the real strategy was the walking distance to almost all of my planned play destinations, the privs / CLnicas / massagens, termas, and boates / trash (the distinction between the two is still not clear to me) of Centro, plus the chance to again absorb Rios's rich urban architecture and history (something that Pattaya notably lacks). There is a lot written about crime and safety in Centro, but I did not experience any problems. Yes, there are homeless men sleeping on the covered sidewalk on Avenida Presidente Vargas, and I saw a few rats, but I was not overly concerned walking there or on Avenida Rio Branco or nearby on its side streets (for termas 4 x4 and 502, trash Club 116 and Club 202, and massage CLnica EMPrio do Banho). On Av. Presidente Vargas there were many people around late at night / early morning waiting for the buses that run frequently on the street, and I saw plenty of police presence (a cruiser and an officer outside Club 202 actually discouraged me from going into the place one night). Early after dark I walked on some streets I would not have chanced later at night. I made sure to walk briskly and purposely to the hotel; though I am an obvious gringo, nobody approached me or gave me any trouble. And for some places a bit further from main avenues, like Whiskeria 65 I took cabs, or some Centro boates / trash I just didn't bother with at all.
As for my venue visits, my days neatly divided into two parts, mostly defined by opening times: privs / CLnicas / massagems from morning through early evening, and termas and their relatives (boates / trash) for nightly social fun.
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Tuesday Night: Termas Whiskeria 65
Landing in Rio in the late afternoon, by the time I checked into my room at Windsor Guanabara I really only had a terma as an option for my first evening. Having just arrived, I felt like trying a Centro place I had visited on my last trip; I wanted to save 4 x4 for when I was more settled in, so I took an Uber over to Whiskeria 65 on Rua do Rosario at that address number. I paid my R120 (which covered all my drinks and girls' drinks), and climbed upstairs to the boite (remaining in my street clothes). Just like at 4 x4 two nights later I did not need to do much hunting: there standing alone just in front of the bar was a vision in yellow, a dark lady (negra? Mulatta? I'm not sure) with a body as perfect as her name, Perla. She accepted my invitation to sit and drink, and I was introduced to the joys of flirting and bantering over Google translator on my phone (the only hiccup being my slow typing and the errors caused by my fat fingers).
The place was pretty full of people, and had a buzz to it, as I noticed while Perla and I sat together text-chatting. I didn't really understand why it was so busy since it was only a Tuesday, and it also seemed off that there were some young women there in regular clothes among the ladies in lingerie and bikinis. Then it amped up even more, with a guy getting on stage with the microphone saying stuff I could not understand. I asked Perla, "is this a party?" and she replied that it was for the manager's birthday. Then the real action began. A Michael Jackson impersonator (very amateurish, probably a friend of the manager, and not Black) got on stage to sing "Thriller" and other M. J. Hits. When he took a break some of the civilian girls, friends of the manager, did some PG-13 underwear-clad pole dancing. Then one of the girls in bikinis, a short, cute blonde, did a full strip dance of her own. She then sat down on a cushioned chair pulled on stage, leaned back legs spread, as Michael Jackson stripped (mostly) naked and began fucking her bareback to the cheers of the crowd. It was one hell of a party. A girl even brought around a plate of cake and offered me a piece (of cake, not ass).
Perla and I had agreed to go to a room a while earlier but remained in the boite to see these goings on. It was finally our turn to get it on, and we went up to a room. Perla excused herself for a little while and returned wearing a skimpier set of underwear, which she soon stripped off to my delight, revealing her fit, sculpted body. She had told me that she was part of a samba school when I asked, and seeing her body I believed it; I would love to see her jiggling in one of those basically nude outfits during Carnaval (she declined any photos which makes me think she has some sort of public presence like performance dance). Perla had given me a preview with a few kisses down in the boite, but turned up the heat with the kind of Brazilian deep kissing I had been anticipating long before my trip.
Perla's luscious lips and tongue were just as good sliding up and down my bare cock, and her samba skills translated superbly to sex, her hips gyrating furiously as she rode me. Her amazing round, firm bunda (there was some sculpting involved, most probably) made me drool, and squeezing it in doggy made me regret how long I had waited to thrust into one (not anally though) on Brazilian soil. Her athleticism turned to tenderness after I filled the condom with my first Rio cumshot in a decade, with Perla lying next to me and stroking my chest until our time was up.
After we parted I cleaned up and returned to the boite to see what kind of raunch was going on there. A party energy persisted but no public nudity and grinding, unless you count a somewhat elderly man, who looked like cross between comedian Don Knotts and Mr. Bean (and one of only two or three men I saw wearing robes), adjusting his junk in the open and rubbing up against and trying to tongue kiss agitated bikini clad girls. I chivalrously tried to step between the old coot and young cooch when I could.
I got tired of that and sat down on a couch next to a thicc negra with a sweet face. Maya and I began to banter via Google translate, as I stroked her smooth legs (she welcomed it, unlike the codger's slender targets). I told her that I was looking to worship her amazing ass, and soon she was leading me upstairs. Maya went out to get ready, and I waited on the bed for her return, which was not speedy. When she did a mutual shower session culminated in me kneeling to lick her pussy. We resumed this on the bed after she dried off, and as I ran my tongue up and down her slit she came and curled up catatonically into a kind of fetal position. I know I've got some cunnilingus skills, but this was a new one for me and counterproductive as she would not do anything for a while. Next struck what seemed a psychosomatic reaction, as when she finally woke up from her "nap" she developed a severe case of the hiccups (not from blowing me, she did not get to that), and had to leave the room.
I waited a long time for her to come back, and when she entered and sat on the bed I got ready to get to some fucking. Just then, there was a knock on the door to say "time's up!" As Maya made to leave I voiced my displeasure (via text and furrowed brow), telling her that this session was a ripoff and we didn't even have sex. She laughed it off unconcerned, and I left annoyed, but realizing that nothing productive would come of me making a scene or complaining to the management in a "he said, she said" case like this. Instead, as I departed and took the 5-minute taxi ride back to my hotel, I figured the R730 I spent for two trips to the room was not a bank breaker, and gratefully thought back to the fun parts of the evening and looked forward to a full next day of prives and termas. But I also vowed to warn the ISG readers of the world to never go with Maya at Whiskeria 65, so be warned!
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Wednesday Daytime: Privês Massagens Dark Room and Empório do Banho
Meetings for work, the reason for coming to Rio, occupied me through late afternoon Wednesday. After returning to my hotel I aimed for the nearest massage CLnicas, neither of which had been around on my last visit. First up was Dark Room, whose lineup I had been following closely via the mini photo reel / videos updated often on their WhatsApp profile. I found the place easily enough despite its side street location at Praa Olava Bilac 28, and having my passport checked to receive the turnstile elevator bank entry card was not a big deal. It did take a little searching to find the set of stairs from the 20th floor up to the Cobertura level for Room #6, but it was another chance to explore mid-20th century Brazilian architecture.
The presentation featured only two ladies: outgoing, tanned brunette Lais, and a sweet, smiley loira named Clara, both probably in the neighborhood of 30 years old. It was nice to put faces to the names (and bodies) I had seen from Dark Room's marketing. Two was enough as I liked the prospect of having my first dupla of the trip. When the pair returned to my assigned (small) room, they strapped out of their lingerie and overwhelmed me with kisses, taking turns tongue kissing me while the other dropped to her knees to suck my dick, then swapping. I liked Lais' tan lines and her sauciness, but Clara's alabaster white skin, fine blonde hair, and warm smile won me over. Well, all that and her of very suckable tits and squeezable round ass. The ladies took turns riding me, and me bending them over to fuck doggy, but I always seemed to spend more time with Clara, and made sure that she was the one who fucked me to completion. I promised myself a return visit to try to see Clara again.
Afterward I made my way a few blocks east toward Av. Rio Branco, to EMPrio do Banho at Rua do Rosario 135, and up the elevator a couple of floors. At the presentation of a handful of girls, two morenas stood out: vivacious, sexy Melissa and cute, shyer Anita, a brace-faced schoolgirl type. I thought "why not another dupla?" As they joined me together in the room I smiled when Melissa asked me "E seu aniversario?" ("Is it your birthday? Since it seemed cute that they wanted to give me a special gift, but at the same time I thought that in Rio, a threesome like this was NOT something reserved for a special occasion.
They did make it special though. The combo of the sluttier Melissa and more innocent Anita was great; they indicated that for Anita licking clit and having her pussy licked was a first, as the girls incorporated some welcome lesbian action. Melissa's blowjob included very sexy eye contact, and Anita's was adorable when I could see the sucker, that is, since usually the other girl was sitting with her pussy on my mouth as I reached up to squeeze some tits and watched their facial expressions. Mirrors in this room (which was a little worn and beside the shower had a weird exercise device) were properly placed at bed level so I had a fine view of Melissa or Anita riding me (again, when a pussy lick-ee was not blocking my sight), or of my ploughing in doggy and slapping those fine asses. The pair's lightheartedness plenty of smiling and joking and laughing throughout -- went a long way in making this a fantastic dupla. Not bad for a total of R380 for the hour. As I left I felt like Indiana Jones squeezing under the dropping stone slab as I ducked low to exit under the more than halfway-closed pull-down metal security door, a clue that I was one of the day's last stragglers at the place.
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Wednesday Night: Termas 502
I got off to a later start than I had wanted, so for my nightly terma visit I put off 4 x4, which was at the top of my list of go-to places, and headed over to Terma 502 where I had enjoyed multiple sessions in 2013. The contrast to the previous night's Whiskeria 65 adventure was stark. At 9:30 or 10:00 the boite was almost empty, with three ladies or so, and in the billiards room next door a couple of girls sat with a guest.
My choice of companion was made easy as of the women one looked much better and younger than the rest. Esmerelda was a slender morena in her early twenties who looked great in lingerie with sexy piercings and tattoos. We text chatted a bit, shared a light kiss, and watched one girl do some pole dancing, but with the late hour getting to the room was a priority. There's not much to say there. Light kissing was as far as she offered, the blowjob was unmemorable and she was unresponsive to DATY, and the sex mechanical. Overall the night was kind of forgettable (cover and drinks and the session set me back about R500, pricey for what I got). Walking through the place I was able to recognize the rooms where I had great times ten years ago (even taking into account the renovations made since then), but the visit made me realize that with some places you can't go back home again.
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Thursday Daytime: Centro Clinicas Dudas Massagem and Onix Terapias
On my last Rio trip my Clinica visits were a highlight. Some of these were outside of Centro, like Massagem Tijuca and Anne Massagens in Barra the Tijuca. Other massage places I visited ten years ago were Cacau VIPS and Ju Panteras at Rua Bento Lisboa 184 in the Largo do Machado neighborhood. The metro stop for the neighborhood was conveniently located between Botafogo where I had work meetings and Centro, so I planned a Thursday mid-afternoon visit to Largo do Machado to see if I could have sessions at either Ju Panteras or Cacau or another I saw listed, Malibu; the hassle of getting a sim card for my phone (the Brazilian authorities need to make this easier) meant I had not called to make a reservation for Ju Panteras as I had seen was recommended. Alas, I found and got into the building for these prives, but there was no answer at the apartment numbers I had found online. I did not mind so much, since the search brought me back to Largo do Machado, one of my favorite Rio neighborhoods with its plaza market and sidewalk restaurants.
After striking out in Largo do Machado I decided to try a massage place where on my earlier trip I had made repeat visits: Dudas Massagem at Av. Rio Branco 156, Room 3320. The procedure for registering to get a swipe card to access the building's elevator banks was quick and easy, I just had to show my passport at the desk. Once upstairs the friendly receptionist set up a presentation, from which I chose a tall, slender mulatta named Raissa. Led across to the apartment across the hallway and then to the room, I showered and waited for Raissa's arrival, which she made with a beaming smile and dressed in a medical coat. This was a therapeutic treatment, after all. The coat soon dropped away as did the towel around my waist as I embraced and began to kiss her on the mouth, our barely having said a word to each other.
That launched a session with passion the likes of which I had rarely experienced before. I was enthralled by Raissa's eye contact as she sucked my dick, but the most remarkable aspect of our oral sex was my tongue and lips on her "grelo grande": Raissa owned the largest clit I ever encountered (it is even featured in closeup on Dudas' Whatsapp photos), and she clearly appreciated the attention I lavished on it.
I am not sure I squeezed a lady harder while fucking, alternately wrapping my arms around RIassa's body or clutching her head against mine as I pumped her furiously in missionary. She worked her fit, lithe body to the max as she rode me with abandon, and I relished watching her exertions in the fully mirrored cubicle that was the small room. Dripping with sweat, we had to take several breaks to recover from the energetic fucking and from the heat that built up even with the fan on high. The session was fantastic enough that I extended it to two hours (total R380), finally ending with a crescendo as I blasted another load into Raissa's eager mouth. I knew that another Dudas girl repeat was to come.
I departed satisfied, but I was not going far, planning to stay within the building to go to Onix Terapias on the 22nd floor. I took my time taking photographs of the city view over Rio from the 33rd floor hallway windows, and from the windows off the stairwell as I walked down to floor 22. The views from this building are some of the best in the city, especially around sunset as when I was there; an observation deck in this location would be a popular tourist attraction, and here I got it as bonus wrapped up with my clinica visits. Besides the pleasure of taking in the view, taking photos like this offers good proof for suspicious minds that your visit to Rio is focused on tourist sightseeing and not garota-fucking.
I came out of the stairwell at the 22nd floor and proceeded to Onix at Room 2235. The presentation made one thing clear: Onix specializes in teenie-looking girls, something that came across also from the street clothes the girls wore in greeting me. There were some nice looking girls wearing glasses available, but I selected Mya, a morena cutie in a halter top and jean shorts and super curly hair, whose body was as petite as the room where I met her (what the room lacked in size it made up for in colorful mood lighting and the best music I heard in any CLnica, some smooth jazz. Plus the wall mirror by the bed was at the right level for good views). I opted for 1 hour at R190, changing my mind at the last minute from the half hour I initially planned.
Mya's petite body (small but perky boobs and grab-able bubble butt) made my mouth water, even more so with her fantastic tan lines. While she later told me she was 25 years old, her teenie-ness made me a little tentative at first, with the age difference and language barrier possibly doing the same for Mya. But kissing her slowly and gently on the lips began to warm her up, melting to a full thaw. Looking at her adorable face as she looked into my eyes and slid her lips on my dick could only be topped by the sight in the bedside mirror of her straddling me in cowgirl as I held her titties. After she rode me to a hard cum we cuddled affectionately and chatted via translation app in the time we had left, planning a followup visit the next day. Looking to pair Mya with another Onix girl, I asked her which of her friends there would do a dupla with her, and thus armed with names for making an appointment I was on my way.
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Thursday Night: Termas 4 x4 after Boate / Trash 116 Conceição
The kind of boates and trash venues lauded by Vagabundo and others on the board were not even on my radar ten years ago, so I literally put those on my Rio map this visit; as mentioned, their locations in Centro was a factor in choosing Windsor Guanabara for my hotel. I did not actually make a lot of use of them (I only sessioned at one place, and that was my last of the entire trip! More on that later.); they definitely took a back seat to termas. But I did make it a point to check them out. So on Thursday night after dinner I started my exploration.
I began by walking a few minutes down Av. Presidente Vargas to the intersection where Club 202 on Rua Teofilo Otoni and Clubs 114 and 116 on Rua Conceio are located (what are the exact addresses? Look no further than the names. Note to trash and termas owners: how about using a little more imagination like the clinicas do: "Dark Room" etc.). This corner is separated from the big avenue by a small open park, so the plus was that at night I wasn't really navigating narrow side streets, although I did not linger on the streets though they were well-lit. I recall both 114 and 116 having apparently new signs and lights on street level, so it seemed they were promoting themselves more openly than the other trash / boates I saw, possibly the impact of two next door neighbors competing.
I tried out 116 first, on the basis of the most reports I had seen. It was a madhouse, a full-on party happening with whatever the local version of reggaeton pumping ear-splittingly loud. The place was packed with guys, many dancing in some way. I am sure I stuck out, as a white foreigner, in the crowd there. There was a scattering of lingerie or bikini clad women around, a fair number on the heavier side, a few nice thick ones, and a handful of slender cuties too. It was hard to move, but I got to the bar for a beer and squeezed into a seat by a table; as much as the people it was a challenge to avoid the piles of empty beer cans everywhere. I stayed a bit but could not imagine how the mechanics of connecting with lady and getting a room, and shuddered imagining the conditions I would find there.
After leaving I passed on 114 since I expected similar conditions, and rounded the corner a few meters to Club 202. That was a much better scene for me, with plenty of space to sit. There were some guys there but no crowd, with a number of ladies. Some were attractive, like a pair of slender cuties playing pool or a busty girl next door type having her boobs fondled. Others less so, more on the plain side than anything else, and one blonde I could not figure out, looking cold but when someone approached her she looked great smiling; she would have been a good one to approach. But I decided to invest my energy elsewhere, at the main destination for the night, Termas Whiskeria 4 x4.
Each of my first few nights of my trip I had gauged if it was the right night to finally get back here after a decade, and with only two nights possible remaining (4 x4 being closed Saturdays), I had decided to hit Quatro por Quatro after the aforementioned trash exploration. I made the ten-minute walk from 202 via Avenidas Vargas and Rio Branco, to 44 Rua Buenos Aires. That's where I encountered a packed house, with pink decorations, balloons, lingerie, and swimsuits as far as the eye could see (amid the white robes). As the famous lyric goes, "By the way, which one's Pink?" Every girl, it turns out, when it is 4 x4 on the night of its Barbie party. (It's a good thing that the theme was based on that movie and not "Oppenheimer" . . .).
I had read lots of reports on 4 x4 to get up to speed, and the sense I got was that the termas outside of Centro were the places to go for beautiful women while 4 x4 had a rougher lineup. Not from what I saw this (and the next) evening; to me 4 x4 easily had the best quality garotas I saw on the trip, with the most diverse group: slender and thick, pert asses and big bundas, curly hair and straight, teenie types and more sophisticated ladies. This diversity also included having among the morenas, negras, and mulattas a good number of loiras I saw some great looking blondes there (though a fleshier English-speaking blonde annoyingly tried to corral me just as I entered, and I wisely avoided her).
But my eyes quickly settled on the object of my desire. Standing in the middle of the floor in the boite was a gorgeous negra clad in a sexy pink lingerie set. Jade (I vaguely remember this as her stage name, I used her real name that she shared with me) gave me a big smile when I approached her, and after getting drinks at the bar we sat down and chatted via Google translate on my phone.
We had a lot to comment on, since with the party mood girls were up to all sorts of things, a couple stripping, others pole dancing or and twerking, and others having fun taking photos in the life-sized Barbie box mockup. While Jade gave me a lot to enjoy visually with her sultry eyes, luscious lips, and curvy (though fit) ass and tits accentuated by lacy bra and panties, I was frequently distracted by the sexy show of Brazilian womanhood on display that evening. One in particular had me sneaking peeks again and again, a tall fabulous mulatta (maybe) bucking the dress code in a white bikini, who with a body like the doll was literally a black Barbie.
But Jade was my lady this night, and sometime around midnight we got a room. She looked exquisite as I slipped off her lingerie, and treated me to a sensuous blowjob that was made even better when I turned her around to lick her wet pussy in a 69. We kissed with passion as I fucked her in missionary, had some energy left to worship her ass in doggy (not anal), and with my stamina waning she mounted me to give me a glorious view of potentially the most beautiful black woman I'the ever had sex with (she is in the running). After I came we held each other for a while, and realizing that the session had gone very long Jade remarked "They must have forgotten about us!" Which was the case, as when we exited the room there were cleaning staff around, girls in their street clothes, and others heading into the later-closing whiskeria section downstairs where there was a band playing. After I got dressed that is where I sat for a while, enjoying the music as I reflected on this amazing evening with this GDP goddess. Sadly I was not able to get together with her again, either the next night at 4 x4 or at my hotel as she was unavailable Saturday night, so the Barbie night was the last I saw of Jade.
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Friday Daytime: Centro Massage (Onix, Dany, Bel Prazer) and Treze de Maio Prives
Friday dawned with the entire day open, with work commitments done. That meant a morning visit to a massage clinica, something I set up the previous night by writing to Onix Terapias to reserve a dupla (1 hour R380) with Mya and a friend: the first partner for Mya I requested was unavailable, but Jennifer was, so I looked forward to experiencing the dynamics between these two. I was not to be disappointed.
Jennifer was a tall, slender, straight haired brunette (morena?) counterpart to Myas' bite-sized frizzy-haired cuteness. She too had killer tan lines as I discovered soon after the two entered the large, sunny room and stripped out of their street clothes. We joined together in a triple kiss before my towel dropped, as did Jennifer to her knees to take my dick in her mouth. As we moved onto the bed, I got to enjoy the girls kissing and touching themselves, though not as sapphic as the other day at EMPrio do Banho. The wall mirror gave me the perfect vantage point to see the girls sharing my dick with blow jobs and alternating between sitting on my face and cock. What was clear was the importance of pairing friends, or at least very simpatico colleagues, for a dupla: smiles and laughing abounded, making this threesome worth remembering.
From the well-worn elevators of Av. Rio Branco 156 I made some time for monastery tourism and souvenir shopping at the plaza by Santa Antonio Church. From there it was a couple of blocks over to the massage clinicas / prives of 33 Treze de Maio, which I hadn't visited before. First I had to run the gauntlet of the guys (and one butch lady) handing out garishly printed paper slips advertising the massage places in the building, begging off their offers to escort me up to the clinica that employed each one. One place, which I had in mind from reading past reviews, was Sexy House at apartment 3207. It was a slow journey up an ancient elevator (no building registration required at least), but I eventually made it there.
The view from the room where I would witness the presentation had views to rival Rio Branco 156, with an amazing prospect over the waterfront and bay over to Niteroi. I could imagine in years past some 1970's or 1980's office worker having a coffee and cigarette hunched over their IBM Selectric typewriter in the spot where I was about to get fucked.
I had a diverse set of options shown to me, and decided to keep the dupla roll going with two thicc girls, a cute negra named Duda and a bruna named Betsina (or something like that). The girls worked well together but were more reserved than I had experienced earlier that morning. Still, seeing the brown and white boobs and bundas side by side turned me on, and each got turns in doggy and returned the favor in cowgirl. In the end Betsina administered a lovely blow job, executed with fine eye contact, that ended with me depositing a load in her pretty mouth. Not a bad executive lunch hour for me for R300.
Earlier research had given me a number of addresses in the building to check out, so I did some reconnaissance after leaving Sexy House. The fly-by-night nature of these places was evident by the for rent signs on the doors of some former massage studios like the one at 2114. Others were open, and there was a cluster of the places at 2106/07, 2103, and 2102. At the first I turned down a curvy morena mostly due to need to rest before another fuck. At 2102 and 2103 despite the avid salesmanship of the mamasans (speaking so fast I could only nod to fake comprehension) I did not see a selection good enough to entice me for a session.
With 33 Treze de Maio not worth lingering, I walked around Praca Floriano / Cinelandia, had a bite to eat, and headed over to 185 Av. Rio Branco for the first time this trip. I love this building's design with its spiral entry ramp descending from street level to the elevator banks and the wood paneled hallways; it may be a 1950's relic but it still has panache. Dany Massagem at 1308 was my destination, and once there I found myself in teenieland. I thought Onix had a corner on that market, but there were at least 8 nubile lasses in bras and panties who come to the room to greet me for the presentation. All were very smiley and friendly but the ones with the most personality and persuasion were a slender negra with glasses (really hitting my nerd fetish) named Barbara, and a petite brace-faced morena named Bia, both just 20 years old. Another dupla was in order (1 hour, R300-something).
When the two joined me in the room they smothered me in kisses and once stripped out of their lingerie were open to photos in the beautiful pre-sunset rays streaming into the room. Their barely legal bodies impressed me, Barbara with a rock hard ass and Bia a petite, flexible body for me to move around in multiple positions. But as much as that their attitudes were top notch; the two were massively enthusiastic and energetic, in jointly giving oral attention to my dick and taking turns riding me. Bia was almost manic, a playful kitten let loose, but Barbara was not far behind. They exhibited so much excitement for this dupla; whether it was it my natural charm and handsomeness, or maybe due to their being eager new employees, who knows why. But I was a happy man on my way out, led through the hallways of the flat to the door by stark naked little Bia, both of us smiling to the end.
I remained in the building for my next stop, a journey up the elevator and back in time ten years to where I had my first massage clinica experience. That was at Bel Prazer in apartment 2114. On entering it looked completely familiar, especially the bench-lined presentation room, which had been wall-to-wall older guys when I visited during a midday visit a decade ago, but was now empty as closing time approached. (I appreciated that the room was stocked with a dispenser of gratis sweet coffee, a nice touch Dudas had as well.) I did multiple sessions with upwards of 10 girls there on my previous trip, so expectations were high.
Only one girl was actually available, but I was happy with the choice of Lavinia, a pretty 19 or 20 year old mulatta. Her slender body and the white lab coat she initially wore were the extent of the resemblance with Raissa at Duda's, as our time together had little spark: Lavinia barely kissed and more or less went through the motions in our half hour (R120) session. Maybe it was just a matter of her being on the verge of clocking out after a long day. As I headed down the metal interior stairs from the rooms and then said goodbye to the manager at the desk, I hoped I would have the chance for a good session at Bel Prazer again, and that's exactly what happened the next day.
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Friday Night: Termas 4 x4
After a good and affordably priced dinner at an outdoor fish restaurant around the block from the Windsor (I could see the place below from my room window), I opted to try some more local flavor Friday night and check out some of the nearby trash / boates. It was about 8:30 when I strolled over to Club 31 on Rua Alcantara Machado, and headed up the entry stairs and took my drink tab slip from the ladies at the counter outside the boite. I stepped in, took a look around, and turned around: just a handful of ladies, negras to my liking but heavy and not so attractive despite their skimpy outfits. A short walk away was MV30 at 30 Rua Mayrink Veiga (I can't decide if the names of these places are brilliant for simplicity and clarity or utterly uncreative). With the guy at the front door asking for a 25 Real cover charge, I figured that it would be five US bucks down the drain if I had to turn right around like at 31, so I headed over to my real intended destination for the night, 4 x4.
My goal was to see Jade, the gorgeous negra from the night before. She was nowhere in sight once I got to 4 x4, however. So I sat where I had the night before, giving it a half hour or so for Jade to emerge. I saw plenty of other girls from the previous night, but one stood out. There standing next to me again was the tall, dark Brazilian Barbie in her white bikini again. She caught me glancing over at her and came over, and told me (I had to ask her to type it into Google translate) that she had noticed me looking at her the night before. I invited her to sit and have a drink and this began another entertaining session of phone translator app-mediated banter.
Nanda had appealed to me not just for her perfect bikini body and my kryptonite, a white bikini, but also for her unique look. Despite the diversity in Brazilian women I had observed, facially she was still unlike any others I had seen. I learned why when she told me that she was of Indian background, with ancestors from Goa (sadly, her social media profile photos erase that unique look thanks to the filters she unnecessarily uses). I also liked the way she moved, from what I saw of her dancing to the music on the floor both nights, and then even better in leaning up against me and caressing. We spent a while doing that and drinking and having snacks.
We eventually headed for some private time, and took a large room at her request, which was really not necessary since we had no need for two double beds. The second mattress could have been useful though; I pulled it off and placed it on top of the bed we planned to use, in the hopes of making it possible to see ourselves properly in the wall mirrors (why are they always placed too high -- except in the Dudas-Bel Prazer universe -- to see the action well? That mattress move was a fail. Another was Nanda's performance. I expected more from a party girl and good dancer, but we were just never in sync. Kisses were very light and DATY unavailable, and the blowjob and fucking in missionary and doggy forgettable. Nanda was lively and wacky but the sex wasn't; a contributing factor could have been the booze she had been consuming, she is a party girl. But I didn't begrudge Nanda for this as I did for Maya at Whiskeria 65, who was simply negligent, because Nanda had shown me such a good time overall, so I thought it worth the R800 or so I dropped on the night.
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Saturday Daytime: Centro Massage Clinicas Dudas, Dany, Dark Room, Emporio do Banho
I realized I had a compressed schedule Saturday, with the several massage places open Saturdays open only through mid-afternoon. So I had my work cut out for me. I had built one thing solidly into my day, having made an appointment over WhatsApp the day before for a 9 AM session with Raissa at Dudas at 156 Avenida Rio Branco. A slower morning than expected meant I had to warn them I would be a little late, and meant I didn't have time to get to an ATM machine. At least I caught a tram to get there speedily, handy as this was the first rainy day of my trip.
The reunion with Raissa made me wish I had more time and money. I felt a little rushed, which melted away thanks to her kiss and sensual dick sucking. We again clasped each other in a tight embrace with me grinding her in missionary. New on the menu for the day was anal, which she did ask R100 for. The sex was again some of the most intense p4 p sex I've had, with our passion off the charts. I would have extended again another half hour or hour, but my wallet was empty (I was not willing to use a credit card at a prive), and I had more venues to explore with a limited window of opening times.
After locating a bank machine to replenish my reserves, I made my way across the street to 185 Av. Rio Branco. I first checked in on Dany Massagens, but the friendly and attractively plump mamasan broke the news to me that no one was available. Then I had one of my best turns of luck when I headed upstairs to Bel Prazer. As I sat sipping sugary coffee two of the best looking women I saw on my trip offered their services: petite blonde Leticia, and Susy, a brunette stunner. The only logical solution was to opt for a dupla (R380 total), and once the ladies joined me in the room and slipped out of their lab coats I was very much pleased with my choice. Leticia had pert breasts and a cute ass, and Susy an insane tanned, hourglass-shaped body, her bunda and perfect pendant breasts accentuated by sharp tan lines, possibly my favorite look of the trip. The girls' demeanor was professional, more like the day before on 33 Treze de Maio, than the fun-loving attitude of my duplas with Melissa and Anita at Emporio do Banho or Mya and Jennifer at Onix, but they did aim to please; it was maybe not the ideal spontaneity but I deciphered them at the end discussing good ways to make me cum. But let's not skip to the end just yet.
We shared a bit of light kissing, and both sucked my cock with skill, Susy a bit better and elevated by great eye contact. Not that I could always see the sucker, since I usually had the other one riding my face as I licked their pussy. Leticia switched her riding to doggy style while Susy offered her wonderful tits for me to suck. Most of the action eventually shifted focus to Susy, with Leticia taking on a decidedly secondary role looking on, caressing me, stroking my balls, giving a kiss, sucking a nipple here and there.
But I was happy for Susy to be the main act at this point. Doggy with her while manhandling her oh-so-round bunda, shifting to fucking Susy's pussy with her lying prone with both of us facing the mirror as she gasped with each thrust, these are seared into my memory. But not as much as her proposed mode for my gozar; she enveloped my dick in her round boobs, jiggled them up and down for a fine titfuck, until I had to grab the controls and jerk off a splatter of cum over those heavenly jugs. Her looking down on them glisten in the aftermath was a view to savor.
The rain had let up so I decided to so stroll through the smaller streets of Centro to my next destination, a return to Dark Room, taking some time for shopping for minerals and religious knickknacks (Rio has some quirky items that make fun souvenirs). On the way there I walked along the narrow lane one over from the Praca Olavo Bilac entrance to Dark Room's building, and noted that the three downscale boates there were going strong at mid-day, music pumping from their open doorways. At one place a tall slender mulatta came down the inside stairs, but she looked hardened, and I wondered about whether I could survive an encounter with the women inside.
But it was Dark Room time and with a 3 pm closing I had to go up. I had been hoping that Clara would be there, but the desk guy informed me that she did not come in on Saturdays, so after a small presentation I chose an hour (R150) with Manu, whom I had seen on Dark Room's Whatsapp messages, where her spectacular tits had caught my attention. This nineteen year old mulatta cutie did have a body built for sin. When she stripped down, I was able to see and feel how spectacular her tits were, massive for her petite frame, accentuated with nipple piercings and a lovely sternum tattoo of the ancient Egyptian goddess spreading her winds. Her breasts easily rank among the best I have every encountered, something right off a shapely southeast Asian temple statue.
With mirrored walls the views of Manu riding me or my ploughing her in doggy offered fine visuals. But as suggested by the reviews for Manu performance on the GP Arena local forum, Manu's performance was a mixed bag. She was cordial and we chatted a bit, but it was easy to tell she was not very engaged, and somewhat subdued. I would not mark too harshly, but passion and enthusiasm was lacking, uncharacteristic of my encounters with Brazilian women. In fact, the part of my engagement that most piqued my interest was walking on the market street a couple of blocks over after I left Dark Room, and spotting Manu walk by in street clothes; I thought to myself "I just fucked that teenager. ".
One massage place was still open after 2 PM, Emporio do Banho on Rua do Rosario, where I had the great dupla with Melissa and Anita earlier in the week. When I arrived this time only one morena was available in the presentation. Curvy Amanda put on the temptress act, and with limited options I agreed to an hour in the room (R190). The friendly young manager noticed that all the rooms on the third floor their main floor, were occupied, so he asked me to go to a specific room on the floor below. On the way I passed two much better looking girls, to my regret.
After showering I waited for Amanda. And waited. And waited, for a good 15 minutes, so I went into the hall to call up to the manager to see what was up. He came down and apologized for the mixup, and Amanda came down. That miscommunication was not a good omen for the session, and out of her dress Amanda's body was mediocre, as were her kissing and general movement. It was a real meh of a session (I faked orgasm, running a bit on empty and looking to save up for the evening), a disappointment for my last prive visit of the trip.
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Saturday Night: Termas Solarium, Club 202
Ten years ago I visited the Centro termas plus Monte Carlo in Copacabana, the area where I stayed then. But I never made it to Solarium in the Lagoa neighborhood. At some point in the intervening years I registered on the Solarium website, probably to get the promised room price discount in case I ever did visit. I finally did visit this trip, choosing it for my last night in town, because the Centro termas were closed, but also because it gnawed at me to miss trying a place rated as one of the top termas in Rio. Something that really surprised me was the ease of getting there from Centro. An Uber from my hotel cost only about R25 and took less than 20 minutes despite it being a rainy night; it looked so far away on the map! (On the return I took a waiting taxi, double the Uber price, but understandable since it was around midnight).
Solarium is discreetly tucked away on a side street in the leafy Lagoa neighborhood, and I expected its humble faade to cover a more grandiose interior. That was not the case; every aspect of Solarium was smaller and lower key than I expected, from the locker room to the sauna (really a steam room, which made up for its small size with volcanic heat), to the boite, to the bedroom (more on those ahead). But what it lacked in size was made up for in the desk staff's friendliness when I arrived. One of the young ladies at the desk explained to me in flawless English the way the place operated. It made me almost not mind the biggest thing at Solarium, the price for taking a girl to a room. At least paying the R150 entry charge in cash got me a free drink ticket. But about that R40 discount off the room price for signing up on the website? It's very limited in what you can do with it: the desk staff told me it was only good on Monday nights, and it had to be presented at the desk upon arrival. In the end the total cost beyond the entry fee was R765, including a drink for the girl I met, discounted a bit for paying cash.
One of the draws of Solarium were reports on the girls, mostly indicating a fine lineup (the best in Rio by some accounts), and suggesting more prevalent loiras and brunas. As my previous reports of this trip indicate, I am enamored of negras and mulattas and like my morenas (my preference when I am at a German FKK as well), but I was looking forward to finding myself in a room of Gisele bendchens and Adriana Limas (well, younger versions of them). This was not the case. The girls were just about all morenas, wearing the kind of dresses they would for a night out at a fine restaurant; sexy enough to show off their figures, but nothing eye-popping in other words, dressed like a girl you could bring home to mother. This was definitely a contrast to the other venues I'the seen. Overall, there was a sameness about the girls.
I did have a good view, and a good seat on one of the couches near the bar, because that night was not crowded with either with girls or guys. The boite was not sparse, but even a little more populated and it would have been too full given the small size of the space; it was not much smaller than at other termas, but I expected something more expansive. The reason the number of girls and guests was apparently less than normal was the rain keeping ladies and guests away, at least according to the girl I met. I wouldn't call the room subdued, but then again it didn't have a Michael Jackson impersonator fucking in the open either.
With the open sightlines I was able to spot someone who piqued my interest. She was a black-haired, olive skinned petite girl with a plunging neckline dress. I gave her a wink and a wave from across the room and she joined me on a couch and for a drink. My first few halting words in Portuguese, and my phone's translator app turned out to be completely unnecessary since Mayu was fluent in English. So for the first time on the trip I wasn't tied to technology to interact verbally with a lady. This allowed for a good conversation, since she was whip-smart, a soon to be university graduate with her sights on graduate school for business. She was intelligent but adorable too, with a look so young and fresh that I figured her 18 or 19 rather than her 23 years (I'll admit that the phrase "jail-bait" came to mind). Maybe my favorite thing about her was her voice; before my trip I watched some three-minute Brazilian Portuguese lessons on YouTube and Mayu had the same cute accent as equally adorable Paloma, the host of those videos. I eventually sensed Mayu getting antsy for me to take her to a room; when I asked something about the rooms at Solarium she practically leapt up and said "You want to go to the room?" Well, yes I did, and so she left me there to get ready and fetch me.
Getting ready involved her changing into lingerie and then coming to lead me to the bedroom. I had seen a couple of girls in lingerie in the boite earlier (one with a bra with open cups showing off her nipples), but I just figured they were the exceptions to the conventional dress code. So when Mayu came to get me I was very pleasantly surprised, proud as she took my arm and guided me out to the room. The bedroom procession was interrupted by taking a telephone call at the towel-distribution room on the way to the bedrooms, where the front desk staff member on the other end of the line asked me to confirm my intent to take Mayu for a session, and the price. A good way to avoid misunderstandings and worse ramifications, but a little weird; I wonder about the ugliness of the incident that must have caused them to put this system into place.
Inside the room I quickly showered, stepping back next to the bed (not needing to move far at all it was a very small room, almost like a cabin on a ship, but it did not feel cramped thanks to wall mirrors). There I looked down to see Mayu lying sprawled on the bed in her white panties and bra, looking coquettishly up at me. I dropped the towel and lay down to kiss her, unclasping the bra to reveal her little nipples, on which I lavished attention with my lips and tongue. I did the same with her pussy when I pulled down Mayu's panties, and when it was my turn for oral she performed nicely, the experience heightened by the eye contact from this cutie. Her spinner body made it easy to thrust her up and down on my cock, in cowgirl and reverse. While I wouldn't rank this session with Mayu as high on the safada scale as other encounters in Rio, it satisfied as a wrap up for my termas tour. But there was still more to come on this my last night in Rio.
Solarium was fun, but I wanted one more taste of the pulsating Centro sex scene. This meant at this hour a trash visit, and I had yet to get my dick wet at Club 202 so that was the place. The taxi ride there from Lagoa was fast, so within a half hour I spanned the (roughly) opposite ends of the Rio mongering spectrum, from the penthouse to the trash room (not really fair, Club 202 was reasonably clean).
The place was not very full as the hour approached midnight, just a couple of staff behind the bar, a dj, and two or three ladies. A caramel-haired morena was standing right at the bar, and her thicc, slutty look made me not need to go any further. Lia and I shared a few of Antarctica beers standing at the bar as I grabbed her juicy ass, with her flirting strongly to get me up to a room. We did just that (I went for an hour at R150), and upstairs I found the rooms to be very basic, essentially with plywood walls, but clean enough.
I was getting a bit buzzed, Lia beyond that, and the session was like a drunken hook up. The kissing was not as unleashed as that situation should involve, and Lia was a bit limited in oral given and received. Overall the sex was nothing to write home about, but Lia was appropriately trashy for my only fuck at a trash. A key box ticked to close out this Rio trip.
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Outstanding Series of Reports
[QUOTE=IbnButtita;2860199]For the second time this year, I made a return, after a decade's absence, to a mongering pilgrimage destination (is "mongerage" in the Urban Dictionary? Like a spring visit to Pattaya, Thailand, my trip to Rio in late July reprised the enjoyment of my earlier exploits in this most marvelous (mongering) city. Quoting (plagiarizing?) myself from the German FKK forum, "This spring and summer work commitments and layovers allowed me to visit Pattaya, Rio de Janeiro, and Bernd's; I feel like I made sacred journeys to the Mecca, Rome, and Jerusalem of the mongering world.[/QUOTE]Thanks for contributing to the forum. Looks like you made up for your 10 YR absence. Good Read, everyone should benefit from reading these reports!!
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Thanks Ibn Buttita for your outstanding reports.
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Foreign tourist stabbed in the chest yesterday, close to Catedral Metropolitana. A Russian and an Ukrainian tourist were attacked by a woman with a kitchen knife. She looks like a crackuda.
[URL]https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2023/10/15/turista-russo-e-esfaqueado-em-assalto-no-centro-do-rio.ghtml[/URL]
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Thanks, senor sperto.
I translated it.
A Russian tourist was stabbed this Sunday morning (15), during a robbery, on Avenida Chile, in the center of Rio.
The man was walking through the area accompanied by a Ukrainian tourist when the couple was approached by a woman carrying a knife.
The Russian tourist was injured and taken to the Souza Aguiar Hospital, in the city center, by Security Guard agents. According to the Military Police, the man is not at risk.
In a statement, the Military Police reported that agents from the 5th BPM (Praça the Harmonia) arrested the woman involved in the robbery, who was recognized by the victims. She was identified as Vaniele dos Santos. G1 was unable to contact her to hear her version. The knife used in the crime was seized.
[QUOTE=Sperto;2860638]Foreign tourist stabbed in the chest yesterday, close to Catedral Metropolitana. A Russian and an Ukrainian tourist were attacked by a woman with a kitchen knife. She looks like a crackuda.
[URL]https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2023/10/15/turista-russo-e-esfaqueado-em-assalto-no-centro-do-rio.ghtml[/URL][/QUOTE]
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Here's a map of Centro.
I think the lessons learned are:
1. Know where Hospital Aguiar is -- to keep it simple, it is near Central train station (100 m south).
2. Have a buddy who can do first aid and get you there.
3. What are the other details? That is lapa district near our favorite centro prives.
4. Train boxing. I won't go into details but I was assaulted by a dude with the exact same kind of knife last week, but I: A) immediately took out my pocket knife which he saw, took out my taser flashlight b) started backing up in a good boxing stance, and ran away. This was in the side streets off of Metro Uruguiana.
I do believe that the media coverage of events like hamas x Israel are heightening the copy cat violence.
[QUOTE=Sperto;2860638]Foreign tourist stabbed in the chest yesterday, close to Catedral Metropolitana. A Russian and an Ukrainian tourist were attacked by a woman with a kitchen knife. She looks like a crackuda.
[URL]https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2023/10/15/turista-russo-e-esfaqueado-em-assalto-no-centro-do-rio.ghtml[/URL][/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Sperto;2860638]... A Russian and an Ukrainian tourist were attacked by a woman with a kitchen knife. She looks like a crackuda....[/QUOTE]There seem to be are many mentally unstable people around the area. I was startled by someone like her who pretended try to hit me in the same neighborhood.
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[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2853982]...The hassle is getting whatever card works on the VLT and then getting a metro card....t.[/QUOTE]It appears to be pretty straight forward.
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[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2853801]I am thinking about taking the train to the Carioca metro, and then down to Copacabana. The metro in Copa is kind of far from the beach, but taxis at Santos Dumont charge an arm snd a leg to go to Copa.[/QUOTE]I do not know what your definition of an arm and a leg is, but Uber only charges from 20 to 30 reias for the ride between Santos Dumont and Copacabana. Surely you can afford $4-$6. But maybe the $1 or $2 is worth more than the hour you spend not doing it the easy way.
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2861007]... but Uber only charges from 20 to 30 reias for the ride between Santos Dumont and Copacabana...[/QUOTE]It depends. I think you know that. I paid Uber $27 from SDU for about 3 km.
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Ibn you should be in the sex olympics
Awesome reports you laid pipe like an oil line. I had a buddy who did 11 days recently. He is in the DR as an expat. He did not have your knowledge. He was not impressed by the quality of the ladies. He implied that average quality in the DR and Columbia was better. Like Ibn I had always heard that Rio was the Mecca for sex tourism. Once again Ibn you knocked reporting out of the park.
[QUOTE=TheCritic;2860359]Thanks for contributing to the forum. Looks like you made up for your 10 YR absence. Good Read, everyone should benefit from reading these reports!![/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2861007]I do not know what your definition of an arm and a leg is, but Uber only charges from 20 to 30 reias for the ride between Santos Dumont and Copacabana. Surely you can afford $4-$6. But maybe the $1 or $2 is worth more than the hour you spend not doing it the easy way.[/QUOTE]Yes. If I set up Uber in Brazil for my one holiday I take there every year, then transport from Santos Dumont would not depend on the taxi thieves based there.
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Again, you land in SDU, you go to sexyhot and have a dupla with duda and stephany, and then take the metro to copa.
Otherwise, you might lose 4 to 21 reais in local currency.
Or as shakespear said, to be rich stay away from your drink and your hoar, unless you are in Brazil, then hoars are cheap like value meals.
Vagabundo just fucked a negra bare, but cpf (cost per fuck) is like 300 pernoite plus 300 meals plus 50 uber for 2 fucks.
Just go to vagabundo's private tour of prives with girls who bareback, anytime you lads want, just send me a PM, and I will be glad to go with you for the price of my first hoar, or even for free if you are a NATO member or Swiss citizen, as I am both a swiss banker, and a retired lieutenant commander, SWISS NAVY.
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2861007]I do not know what your definition of an arm and a leg is, but Uber only charges from 20 to 30 reias for the ride between Santos Dumont and Copacabana. Surely you can afford $4-$6. But maybe the $1 or $2 is worth more than the hour you spend not doing it the easy way.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=IbnButtita;2860232]Ten years ago I visited the Centro termas plus Monte Carlo in Copacabana, .......[/QUOTE]Some great reporting you did here. Salute.
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[QUOTE=Nounce;2860967]It appears to be pretty straight forward.[/QUOTE]It looks like the VLT uses the "RioCard Mais". Great. I think I still have one of them.
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[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2861236]It looks like the VLT uses the "RioCard Mais". Great. I think I still have one of them.[/QUOTE]If you are over 65, bus, VLT, and metro are free for you to use in Brazil. Just show ID with date of birth on entering the bus, VLT, or metro station.
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Uber from Galeao
I am going to be in Rio next month. Is uber possible from Galeao? I seem to remember that they try to not allow uber at Tom Jobim Airport but maybe things have changed? I might just take the bus. Can anyone comment if taking aerotaxi from zona sul to Galeao is still the great deal it was in years past?
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[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2861295]If you are over 65, bus, VLT, and metro are free for you to use in Brazil. Just show ID with date of birth on entering the bus, VLT, or metro station.[/QUOTE]That would be for elderly Brazilian citizens.
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[QUOTE=Turgid;2861395]That would be for elderly Brazilian citizens.[/QUOTE]Incorrect. I am not a Brazilian, but over 65, and don't pay. Just show my ID (copy of passport page with picture).
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[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2861236]...I think I still have one of them.[/QUOTE]It likely would be blocked because you have not used it for a few months. I was riding it and I was thinking it was so comfortable that I don't want to get out. Haha.
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[QUOTE=HKS11;2861371]I am going to be in Rio next month. Is uber possible from Galeao? ...[/QUOTE]You can google "Can you get an Uber from GIG?" to find answer. You can also try to reserve it to see if it works.
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[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2861295]If you are over 65, bus, VLT, and metro are free for you to use in Brazil. Just show ID with date of birth on entering the bus, VLT, or metro station.[/QUOTE]I was waiting for my flight home in gig and they made an announcement that if you're over 60 you can board first. I got on line and the agent stopped me and said sir this is for people only 60 and over, I said yes I know.
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[QUOTE=HKS11;2861371]I am going to be in Rio next month. Is uber possible from Galeao? I seem to remember that they try to not allow uber at Tom Jobim Airport but maybe things have changed? I might just take the bus. Can anyone comment if taking aerotaxi from zona sul to Galeao is still the great deal it was in years past?[/QUOTE]Check out this video [URL]https://youtu.be/jOnp-S4dq7o?si=j30GyA9ink6ZfCMA[/URL].
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[QUOTE=HKS11;2861371]I am going to be in Rio next month. Is uber possible from Galeao? I seem to remember that they try to not allow uber at Tom Jobim Airport but maybe things have changed? I might just take the bus. Can anyone comment if taking aerotaxi from zona sul to Galeao is still the great deal it was in years past?[/QUOTE]Yes. I did Uber to and from there in early September. Another option is InDriver.
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[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2861412]Incorrect. I am not a Brazilian, but over 65, and don't pay. Just show my ID (copy of passport page with picture).[/QUOTE]I am not in Brazil but it seems you are. Nevertheless from my research I have not found anything to confirm your experience. I see blogs where senior tourists have been refused free travel on buses. There is one I came across that stated that foreigners residing in Rio can access free travel but none that suggest that an over 65 tourist can travel free. Perhaps the free travel is capricious and depends on the particular person in authority. Apparently, senior citizens in Brazil have free or discounted access to many attractions but availability to tourists is iffy at best. I will certainly be exploiting possibilities on my next visit. BTW, one blogger stated that the law allows foreign residents same discount rights as Brazilians; I have not verified this.
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[QUOTE=Turgid;2861649]I am not in Brazil but it seems you are. Nevertheless from my research I have not found anything to confirm your experience. I see blogs where senior tourists have been refused free travel on buses. There is one I came across that stated that foreigners residing in Rio can access free travel but none that suggest that an over 65 tourist can travel free. Perhaps the free travel is capricious and depends on the particular person in authority. Apparently, senior citizens in Brazil have free or discounted access to many attractions but availability to tourists is iffy at best. I will certainly be exploiting possibilities on my next visit. BTW, one blogger stated that the law allows foreign residents same discount rights as Brazilians; I have not verified this.[/QUOTE]I can verify from personal experience that all senior discounts and other priviieges are applied to all seniors not just Brazilians. I've never used free travel but I have used parking privileges, preffered lines at banks and checkout counters, and discounted entry to cinemas and other entertainment venues.
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[QUOTE=HoustonPlayer;2861663]I can verify from personal experience that all senior discounts and other priviieges are applied to all seniors not just Brazilians. I've never used free travel but I have used parking privileges, preffered lines at banks and checkout counters, and discounted entry to cinemas and other entertainment venues.[/QUOTE]This is what the respected travel advice guide Frommers has to say about it: [URL]https://www.frommers.com/destinations/brazil/planning-a-trip/tips-for-senior-travelers[/URL].
So, seems the truth is somewhere in the middle. It's [B]supposed[/B] to be for citizens only, but if you ask you might get lucky and get somebody who lets you have the discount anyway.
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Uber from GIG
[QUOTE=Chicago85;2861495]Yes. I did Uber to and from there in early September. Another option is InDriver.[/QUOTE]Quite right. Uber app will direct you upstairs to the departures level where Uber drivers are permitted to pick fares.
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Girl Friendly in Botafogo
I am pleased to report that the NOVOTEL PRAIA DE BOTAFOGO is "Girl Friendly". In fact, the staff seems to be "Girl Indifferent". I have walked in with different girls on different nights and the staff has not batted an eye. No fee, no document check, nothing. Maybe it's because they just assume these girls are my daughters! Ha ha ha ha.
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[URL]https://youtu.be/bMjlXOsXWGY?si=ORQkvw7km3cJUi5o[/URL] further to senor sperto's post about assault with deadly weapon in downtown centro rio, apparently if my language is right, drug gang commando Vermelho has stolen. 50 cal M2 belt fed machine guns and 7. 62 x51 belt fed FN Mag / M240 machine guns from the Federal armed forces.
So in terms of atmospherics, those of us who remember rio de janeiro when there were riots in downtown centro based on a rise of. 25 pennies (centavos) in local bus prices, and at the same time as the arab spring in the 2011 time frame (see also the book, red dress in black and white about istambul), may want to get ready for mass riots again in downtown rio and the outlying areas. See the kilcullen book, the accidental guerilla about ungoverned you or O shaped areas around the safe, well policed inner cities (like Barra de tijuca and Zona Sul areas like Ipanema and botafogo). Plan accordingly. If global events cascade, violence will be projected over images over the internet and by money in accounts to Brazil.
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Regarding travel for free as an elderly, with bus and metro. I'm not sure but it heard as a foreigner you'll need a cédula de Identidade de Estrangeiro. If you have a retirement visa it's no problem but as a tourist I doubt you can travel for free, but I might be wrong.
Another thing that's very good is an International Student Identity Card which gives student discounts. It gives discounts on cinemas, museums, ZOO, Sugarloaf, Cristo Redentor and many other places. Every trip I save hundreds of reais by showing my ISIC card in my phone. I'm not a student but I use an image of a ISIC card with my photo and name.
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Rate of girls on top SP escort websites?
Why are their no price mentioned for girls on top SP escort websites like clubmodel, mclass, SPLove and private55?
I checked all of them and none of the girls' profile have their hourly rate mentioned? What am I missing? Do you have to text them on WhatsApp and ask for their rate? Cause that way I feel depending on their mood and who they are talking to they can throw whatever ridiculous rate comes to their mind.
If there's something that I'm missing please advise me.
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Girl friendly
[QUOTE=Jake993;2861714]I am pleased to report that the NOVOTEL PRAIA DE BOTAFOGO is "Girl Friendly". In fact, the staff seems to be "Girl Indifferent". I have walked in with different girls on different nights and the staff has not batted an eye. No fee, no document check, nothing. Maybe it's because they just assume these girls are my daughters! Ha ha ha ha.[/QUOTE]My experience in Rio was most hotels are not girl friendly and have a posting at the entrance with the regulation in regards to prostitution. Doesn't matter what status you have with the hotel change you can get thrown out. The girls know this and some will use it ti their advantage.
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[QUOTE=OldJack;2861834]Why are their no price mentioned for girls on top SP escort websites like clubmodel, mclass, SPLove and private55?
I checked all of them and none of the girls' profile have their hourly rate mentioned? [/QUOTE]Sometimes the rates depend on what area code is asking.
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[QUOTE=WorldJockey;2861898]Sometimes the rates depend on what area code is asking.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I don't understand.
So how do I find the rate for a specific girl?
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[QUOTE=OldJack;2861906]Sorry, I don't understand.
So how do I find the rate for a specific girl?[/QUOTE]You have to contact them. Sometimes if they see a foreign number contacting them they will quote you a higher price. You can try contacting a few different girls to get a feel of what should be a good price. If they give you a crazy number you can counter offer or pass. And of course looking through the forum you can get an idea of what a normal rate is.
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[QUOTE=Turgid;2861649]...but availability to tourists is iffy at best...[/QUOTE]It's obvious to me that is not on the ground experience based on JB's posts. I tried to see what you read on internet, so I googled it. It's rather conclusive that the only place without discount to foreigners is the Corcovado train. Next, I looked up sereral web sites and they are stated clearly. Then I went in person to a couple of places to ask them, and they all accept foreign IDs. To me, nothing iffy about it.
[QUOTE=Sperto;2861795]...I'm not sure but it heard as a foreigner you'll need a cdula de Identidade de Estrangeiro.....[/QUOTE]I asked the uniformed girl before the metro gates because the above poster. I double and triple check to make sure she knew what I was asking. Her answer was always "todos". She told me the only condition is age. I am pretty young so I could not verify it with an actual ID. I also ask the ticket checker on tram and he basically said the same.
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Round of Applause
[QUOTE=IbnButtita;2860232]
I was getting a bit buzzed, Lia beyond that, and the session was like a drunken hook up. The kissing was not as unleashed as that situation should involve, and Lia was a bit limited in oral given and received. Overall the sex was nothing to write home about, but Lia was appropriately trashy for my only fuck at a trash. A key box ticked to close out this Rio trip.[/QUOTE]Great overall review. I also am not sure how you had the energy to go that many times back to back without the blue pill LOL. I would have needed a day to recharge at the least. I've been considering Rio for my next trip. This helped a ton, was detailed and answered a lot of questions for Rio newbies.
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One week in Cocoa Carbana
Spent one week in Rio this October. Stayed in an airbnb in Copa aka Cocoa Carbana. This was my 3rd trip to Rio in 12 months, my first being last year in September (see my previous trip reports). This was definitely my best trip so far, it keeps getting better each time!
[B]Saturday[/B]
Had spent a week in SP, flew to Rio on the Saturday. Weather was awful when we landed, windy, grey and rainy. Very depressing. Didn't even session today.
[B]Sunday [/B]
Had a girl over who I've sessioned with before. Vitoria. Dark skinned black girl with short straight black hair, cartoonish body. Huge natural tits, huge bunda. 700 BRL, she stayed for like 4-5 hours. BBFS including anal. Crazy good. Gave her an anal creampie. If this was the only session I did the whole trip it would already be worth it.
[B]Monday [/B]
Paid for a girl who I had met in Casarao in SP to come over to Rio by bus. Total was 1700 BRL (1200 for pernoite and 500 BRL for uber and bus fares.) Beautiful girl. Sweet face, slightly pale, insanely huge soft natural ass. Told me she is half Italian. She arrived Monday evening. Took her to out to dinner and gave her the wifey treatment. Fucked multiple times. Asked if I could cum inside her and she said yes so I gave her a balls deep creampie. In the morning did another session and gave her another creampie, this time I didn't bother asking. Sent her on her way back to SP around 12 pm.
[B]Tuesday[/B]
Went to 4 x4 in the evening, great selection of girls, many who I've seen before and many new faces too. Ended up sessioning with Joyce, a brunette white MILF with cute face and huge ass and hips. Pretty sure it's a BBL but it's soft and the surgeon did a good job. Fake boobs and nice tanlines. Great service in the room. Good blowjob, passionate, overall very enjoyable. Unfortunately she said she doesn't work outside of 4 x4 so couldn't bring her to my place.
After 4 x4 we went to Dolce Vita. Got there around 1 am. Was pretty busy with a good selection of girls. Spotted a cute mulatta with curly dark hair, wearing a tight dress with her nipples poking through and big bunda sticking out. Called her over and started talking, bought her a drink. Started making out and dancing together, felt like being in a regular club, she was all over me. Agreed 500 BRL for an hour. Headed to my place. More kissing, making out, very passionate. Her pussy was super tight, almost too tight but loosened up after a while.
[B]Wednesday[/B]
Went to Monte Carlo around 8 or 9 pm. The quality is decent and there were about 10-15 girls to choose from. Went with 2 buddies. I have to say this is the worst terma I've ever been in in terms of awkwardness and the girls staring at you. As soon as we walked in, every girl surrounded us and stared at us non-stop, to the point of absurdity. I'm talking about staring at all 3 of us non-stop for a good 15 minutes, from the moment we walked in, walked to the bar and walked over and sat down somewhere. I know they do this to pressure naive gringos into sessioning and it fucking pisses me off. It's so fucking awkward and weird. I've experienced girls staring before but this was a joke. I genuinely considered complaining to the management. In hindsight we should have told them to stop. I don't recommend this terma, but if you do go there. Tell the girls to fuck off immediately and don't let them stare you down.
Went to 4 x4 after but didn't session. There were decent options available but I guess I wasn't feeling it. Later at 11 pm the girl from Dolce Vita the night before came over again. She was super passionate again, was an awesome session.
[B]Thursday[/B]
4 x4 again, sessioned with Lavinia, huge ass black MILF who I've fucked before on a previous trip. Awesome service, fucked her face like a pornstar. Lots of anal which she loves and is clearly a pro at. Only did a 30 min session because I was in a rush to head to Maracana stadium after to watch a game. Time ran out and they called us in the room but she told me to keep going until I came so we continuted for a few more minutes till I busted my nut.
After watching the football, and seeing Fluminense make a great comeback to draw 3-3 with Corinthians, headed to Dolce Vita around 1 am. Again it was pretty busy and there were some decent options. I chose a tall mulatta girl wearing a skin-tight brown dress. Big boobs, huge bunda, tattoos, cute face. The usual type I go for. She asked for 600 BRL for the hour, I said that's too much can she do less. She went down to 400 BRL which I agreed to. Headed to my place, had a great session.
[B]Friday [/B]
Saw Vitoria again (same girl from Sunday). 400 BRL for 1 hour. BBFS. Great session. Needed to get her out ASAP so I could pack and also because I had another girl coming over. She seemed pissed that I didn't spend more time with her and sent me some messages expressing her feelings. Not sure if I'll see her again next trip. She's starting to act more like a GF than a working girl and I don't want to have to deal with drama every time I see her.
A couple of hours later I had this girl Eliza from 4 x4 over to my place. Curvy short hair blonde with tattoos. Cute face, big boobs, big sloppy ass. MILF vibes but she's only like 25. Was in a big rush because I still needed to pack and head to the airport. She arrived 40 minutes late so had to rush the session somewhat but was still very enjoyable. Kicked her ass out after and threw all my shit in my case and headed to the aiport. There was tons of traffic so was stressed about missing my flight, made it on time thankfully.
[B]Closing thoughts[/B]
For me Rio beats SP hands down. The vibe is so different. It feels more like being on vacation. There's way more to do in terms of tourist stuff (hiking, beach, etc etc.). Rio girls are way more friendly and less professional than in SP. In Rio girls will make you feel like you're two friends hanging out enjoying each others company. Both cities are worth visiting but for me Rio is the best.
4 x4 is still my favorite terma, I've had so many good sessions there, never had a bad one yet.
I avoided the prives on this trip. If I lived in Rio I'd probably hit them up but on a 1 week trip it didn't seem worth it.
Dolce Vita is great. Probably my new favourite place in Rio. I just wish it got busy a little bit earlier.
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Great report Thor91, thanks.
How much was entry to Dolce Vita? Can anyone else confirm how much they usually pay for short time for girls from here? The prices you paid seem a bit high to me.
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[QUOTE=SoberHans69;2862286]Great report Thor91, thanks.
How much was entry to Dolce Vita? Can anyone else confirm how much they usually pay for short time for girls from here? The prices you paid seem a bit high to me.[/QUOTE]Entry was 50 BRL before 1 am and 70 BRL after. It also seemed like they charged me another 70 BRL when leaving with a girl.
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Wild West: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fglInL5OZ3w[/URL].
Recreio has been also affected (Campo Grande, Santa Cruz, Paciência, Guaratiba, Sepetiba, Cosmos, Recreio, Inhoaíba, Barra, Tanque and Campinho).
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Monday night trash bar report
Went to 119 Rua de Alfandega. Dead, 2 girls (none fuckable), 3 customers. Left.
202 Teofilio Otoni. Dead, 5 girls (none fuckable), 3 customers. Left.
114 Rua de Conceicao. Dead. 5 girls (none fuckable), 4 customer. Lleft.
116 Rua de Conceicao. Packed. At leats 25 girls (maybe 2 I would fuck for free), probably 50 customers. Left.
210 Rua Uruguaiana. Dead. 5 girls, 10 customers. Guy haassled me on the way there for money and tried to pick my phone out of my pocket as I was going up the stairs. Was outside when I tried to leave and hassled me again. Waited for others to leave so I could leave with them but he still followed me until I reached a place with other people and he left. Be careful coming here.
Seems Monday is dead for trash bars except for 116.
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Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro, Brasil
[QUOTE=Thor91;2862219]Spent one week in Rio this October. Stayed in an airbnb in [b]Copa aka Cocoa Carbana.[/b][/QUOTE]
Proper location spelling in title.
Good, detailed report. Looks like you had a good time especially at 4 x4. Look forward to your next report.
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[QUOTE=Thor91;2862429]Entry was 50 BRL before 1 am and 70 BRL after. It also seemed like they charged me another 70 BRL when leaving with a girl.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the reply.
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Glad to contribute
Thanks Allan Parke, World Jockey, Old Kool, Sperto, and The Critic for the kind words. Writing these lets me savor the experiences, although it takes a while to get the reports out. I do use some pharmaceutical help (in 2013 I came back from a busy day and updated the guy sharing my apartment in Copacabana, and he asked me if I was taking horse vitamins! I always mentally laugh when I think of that). I don't always finish, I mentioned some instances but for a couple I didn't, like for the last session I had at Club 202. Keeping energized, I owe it mostly to the ladies of Rio, they are quite something. Not uniformly, I wrote about some busts, but when thy are good they are really good and get the best out of a guy. Can't wait to get back, hope it's sooner than it took this time.
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[QUOTE=Thor91;2862219]
Dolce Vita is great. Probably my new favourite place in Rio. I just wish it got busy a little bit earlier.[/QUOTE]Doesn't start to get bubbling till 1 am?
[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2862520]
Seems Monday is dead for trash bars except for 116.[/QUOTE]Great info. Noted!
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Clients, Dramatic irony, Bandwidth bandits, and buggery
Clients, Dramatic irony, Bandwidth bandits, and buggery.
Well Vagabundo was with Jimmy Boy that night, but he had already fucked so he just took the metro home, but he should have gone with Jimmy Boy, but he just jerked off. I will spare you the details of my masterbation.
However, I did fuck Ann Amari paid her 300 and bought her some food. Usually we do overnights, but she is here now, and we are waiting for mcdonalds.
Good buddy system from Jimmy Boy and Rodeo who noted that Jimmy Boy's phone was stuck on recording.
Jimmy Boy also bought pepper spray and a taser flashlight at fenix tacitcal at rua gomes freire 367. Milicias are getting crazy in zona oeaste.
As I write this vagabundo is writing up a litigation brief to defend one of you, my fellow ISG members, whom now I really do owe a duty of confidentiality too, but all I can say is our firm already brought down the demand from a certain Telecom firm like Deutch Telekom down from $850 million euros to $248 million suisse francs, so that's pretty good work. PM me haha. I did with my law partners take Feacebook publik so we kinda know what we are doing.
I need to track down Safira from MV30 to buggger her tight virginal negra asshlle. She could not take it in her butt when I bareback economically raped her negra pink clamshell buceta a few weeks back.
If you are in town and you are worthy, Thursday night, the Swiss Consul Herr Michael Samuel will be the guest of honor at 4 x4 as MichaelSamuel is bringing Vagabundo a Thinkpad with a good keyboard, not to mention a Macbook pro so that he can be even more productive on behalf of you, my flock of men who love to fuck Brazilian hookers up their tight anal sphincter holes while they sing felipe ret lyrics and smoke weed /.
By the way, I fucked to ashton devine porn, whom I had actually fucked in real life in SoCal, when I was her driver in my Jeep.
[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2862520]Went to 119 Rua de Alfandega. Dead, 2 girls (none fuckable), 3 customers. Left.
202 Teofilio Otoni. Dead, 5 girls (none fuckable), 3 customers. Left.
114 Rua de Conceicao. Dead. 5 girls (none fuckable), 4 customer. Lleft.
116 Rua de Conceicao. Packed. At leats 25 girls (maybe 2 I would fuck for free), probably 50 customers. Left.
Seems Monday is dead for trash bars except for 116.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=WorldJockey;2862774]Doesn't start to get bubbling till 1 am?[/QUOTE]Yeah, 1 am at the earliest. If you go before then it will be empty.
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Solarium
So, this is a bit of a tardy report. My trip to Rio was cut short by a day due to a family emergency. Really up until the last day or two, I felt Rio was a nice destination but I still preferred Medellin. My next to last night was at Solarium. Of all the termas I visited, this was definitely the best for me. It's small. I'm surprised no one has built a large termas. Nonetheless, the environment was awesome. Prices were good. Talent was exceptional. The waiters there are great. I really don't have a bad word to say about it. I met Jessica. Honestly, I think she was the best kisses I've had in my life. Very friendly. We both got very drunk. At some point, her friend came over just to sit with us. Her kisses were incredible. The three of us making out, the good times, the laughs. It was an awesome night. I'd highly recommend Jessica. Sorry, I don't have a clue what her friends name is. It was more exotic than "Jessica" is all I remember.
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Prisma Terapias
One more review I owe the board.
So I mentioned previously that Prisma was definitely my favorite massage place. I also mentioned after my 1st visit that the menu didn't seem expandable.
Well, it's definitely a ymmv place.
My only knock on it was that it didn't beat my gold standard on nuru massages. There's a place in Medellin that I absolutely love. It's not a FS place. (Another ymmv situation but I strongly suggest you go there not expecting anything other than a HJ.) But the massage, the sensuality. It's unmatched.
As for Prisma, it comes close but not quite there. I will definitely return on my next visit. If I may make a recommendation. Yara. Absolutely gorgeous girl (in my opinion). Phenomenal service. Fun personality. I'd also recommend Andrezza. Same story, just a little shy of Yara in looks. In either case, I think you'd be pleased.
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Violence is rising
Violence is rising.
[URL]https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/oct/24/brazil-rio-de-janeiro-paramilitary-gangs-torch-bus-train-truck-attack-public-transport[/URL]
Rio de Janeiro's state governor, Claudio Castro, has vowed to strike back against organized crime after paramilitary gangsters launched an unprecedented assault on Rio's public transport system, torching dozens of vehicles in what the politician called "terrorist acts".
Criminals reportedly set fire to at least 35 buses and coaches, four lorries and a train on Monday, during what local media described as one of the biggest criminal attacks in Rio's history.
The attacks were reportedly a retaliation for the killing of a senior paramilitary leader called Matheus the Silva Rezende by police special forces. "he was known as 'the Lord of War' Rio's right-wing governor claimed at an emergency press conference on Monday evening as security forces and firefighters scrambled to respond to the wave of attacks across western Rio.
Mourners with coffin.
'The state is murderous': Brazilians vow justice for 13-year-old boy shot by police.
Read more.
The eruption of violence – dramatic even for a state that has spent decades grappling with crime that claims thousands of lives each year – brought parts of Brazil's most famous city to a standstill and forced at least 45 schools to close, affecting thousands of students.
The broadsheet O Globo declared "Rio under siege". City Hall urged citizens to avoid the affected areas as a result of what the "high impact occurrence".
"The westside is ablaze," tweeted security specialist Cecília Olliveira, the founder of a violence-monitoring group called Fogo Cruzado.
Footage shared on social media showed dozens of passengers throwing themselves off one bus as criminals prepared to set fire to it and thick plumes of black smoke rising into the sky.
The attacks reportedly took place in at least nine different areas – Cosmos, Campo Grande, Inhoaíba, Guaratiba, Madureira, Paciência, Santa Cruz, Sepetiba and Recreio dos Bandeirantes – where about one million people live.
Government officials and media reports attributed the violence to the widely feared milícias (militias) – politically connected mafia-style groups which have seized control of huge swaths of Rio over the past two decades.
Last year Fogo Cruzado claimed the militias – which began life as community self-defence groups formed by off-duty police officers and prison guards before morphing into murderous criminal mafias – now controlled an area almost the size of Birmingham, the UK's second biggest city, where more than 1. 7 million people live.
Governor Castro said 12 criminals had been arrested in connection with Monday's attacks and would be charged with "terrorist acts". "I have no doubt that tomorrow will be a much more orderly and calm day," he told reporters, vowing to wage a "hard fight" against such criminals "24-hours a day, seven days a week". "Evil will not prevail over Good," Castro declared, warning organized crime groups not to dare to challenge the state.
But security experts described Monday's attacks as a brazen offensive against Rio's authorities which exposed successive governments' failure to bring organized crime under control.
The violence came hours after the shooting of Rezende, 24, who is reportedly the nephew of one of Rio's most notorious criminal leaders, Luis Antonio the Silva Braga, a paramilitary chief nicknamed Zinho. Rezende was reportedly shot dead during a police operation in Três Pontes, a redbrick favela that is a notorious militia stronghold.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2861735][URL]https://youtu.be/bMjlXOsXWGY?si=ORQkvw7km3cJUi5o[/URL] further to senor sperto's post about assault with deadly weapon in downtown centro rio, apparently if my language is right, drug gang commando Vermelho has stolen. 50 cal M2 belt fed machine guns and 7. 62 x51 belt fed FN Mag / M240 machine guns from the Federal armed forces.
So in terms of atmospherics, those of us who remember rio de janeiro when there were riots in downtown centro based on a rise of. 25 pennies (centavos) in local bus prices, and at the same time as the arab spring in the 2011 time frame (see also the book, red dress in black and white about istambul), may want to get ready for mass riots again in downtown rio and the outlying areas. See the kilcullen book, the accidental guerilla about ungoverned you or O shaped areas around the safe, well policed inner cities (like Barra de tijuca and Zona Sul areas like Ipanema and botafogo). Plan accordingly. If global events cascade, violence will be projected over images over the internet and by money in accounts to Brazil.[/QUOTE]
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Given that violence is rising, globally, it is a good time to review escalation of force procedures and to emphasize to think deterrence:
But first, JimmyBoy gives a thumbs up to Darkroom's Laura, whom Vagabundo also recommends, and at 4 x4 a certain Nordestina named L. Continues to attract attention from her fans like MichaelSamuel, etc. We are putting [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]
Deterence / escalation:
1. friends with phones who can call police (190) or ambulance (191,192), or uber, watch your back, speak portoguese.
2. camera on a phone or gopro, on a cord, around your neck so you don't get it ripped off.
2. 2 bottle (glass, like a heinekin bottle) or at least a water bottle (an object to throw, buys you 2 seconds).
3. taser flashlight.
4. pepper spray.
5. your laced up shoes to run or walk in the other direction.
6. weapons.
Bubba boys' immortal guide had a entry about a meeting engagement / street fight in rio in which he was with a friend with a gracie jiu jitsu shirt on (the MMA shirt itself is a form of deterence), which did descalate the situation; and his aussie decision tree was -- 1) does the attacker have a weapon, 2) if he does, then just give him your property (and don't pull out your own weapons).
So, maybe you agree with that or not, but the last point is to train for that decision, which means, go to your mma or boxing workout and think through what you will do when that happens because it will be a decision you make and execute in under 5 seconds.
Stay safe guys.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2863064]Violence is rising.
[URL]https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/oct/24/brazil-rio-de-janeiro-paramilitary-gangs-torch-bus-train-truck-attack-public-transport[/URL]
Rio de Janeiro's state governor, Claudio Castro, has vowed to strike back against organized crime after paramilitary gangsters launched an unprecedented assault on Rio's public transport system, torching dozens of vehicles in what the politician called "terrorist acts".
Criminals reportedly set fire to at least 35 buses and coaches, four lorries and a train on Monday, during what local media described as one of the biggest criminal attacks in Rio's history..[/QUOTE][u][b]EDITOR's NOTE[/b][/u]: [blue]This report was edited or deleted because it was an attempt by the author to encourage members to [u]CONTACT HIM on ANOTHER WEBSITE[/u]. In the future, please refrain from posting requests for forum members to contact you on another website. [i]Thanks![/i][/blue]
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Friday in cloudy Rio
Did a quick stop in Rio for the weekend.
Av 13 de Maio.
The elevator situation in the building is always an issue. Needed one of the flyer guys to take me on a maze from the elevator that took us to the 18 floor. Steps had water on them and had to be very cautious not to break me neck.
Room 3206 - 5 girls. One tall model body type morena with cute face. Probably best looking in all the rooms. Passed though because I was looking for bubble butt.
Room 2102 - 3 older ladies passed.
Room 2103- 3 young ladies. One morena in 20's with nice bubble butt (who I chose), one preta, baixinha with bubble butt in 20's, and one 20 year old spinner morena.
Did 20 minute session for 60 k. Pussy was surprisingly tight. Tightest on trip so far.
Room 2107- 5 girls. 3 old morenas, 1 young pretas, 1 young morena. No bubble butts so left and I just session so I was in observation mode.
Room 1406 - one preta who I think I interrupted from sleeping or snorting something LOL. The presentation was awkward but amusing.
Room 703 - 4 girls. 2 old morenas and 2 young ones. Passed on a session.
Are. The Alfândega, 172.
Stop in around 7 pm after getting off the metro to 4 x 4. About 7 girls with as many guys. Didn't see nothing I liked and left within minutes.
Club 502.
About 4 girls with like 10 guys there. Paid 10 reais and left.
4 x4.
Semi packed. The usual scene scene mix of morena and pretas all different body types. Seen bubble I wanted. 26 year old from Bahia. Did 60 minute session for 450 reais. Session was good, pussy ok, just a nice view of doggy and prone bone. Shouldn't have done hour session because I always want to recharge and look at something new after first session LOL.
Went back down stairs. Relaxed. Hounded by a bunch of girls to take them. Seen super thick huge ass so chose her. 25 year old from Rio. Only did 30 minutes for 330 reais. Pussy was bomb came in like 10 minutes with this being my 4th nut if the day. She wanted to keep fuckin but told her I was too tired. So she sucked me off and talked to me the whole time until the phone rang LOL. These girls love having sex and always out fuck me LOL.
Left and tried to go to Terms 65 but it was a closed. Text girl that use to work there and she said they moved to Rua the Quitanda, 74. I was too tired anyway so grabbed Uber and some food and went to sleep.
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Great report.
That would be stefany in 3206. Need to pernoite and wife her up and breed her vag creampie her to replicate her pretty little ass.
[QUOTE=Global00;2863770]Did a quick stop in Rio for the weekend.
Av 13 de Maio.
The elevator situation in the building is always an issue. Needed one of the flyer guys to take me on a maze from the elevator that took us to the 18 floor. Steps had water on them and had to be very cautious not to break me neck.
Room 3206 - 5 girls. One tall model body type morena with cute face. Probably best looking in all the rooms. Passed though because I was looking for bubble butt.
Room 2102 - 3 older ladies passed.
Room 2103- 3 young ladies. One morena in 20's with nice bubble butt (who I chose), one preta, baixinha with bubble butt in 20's, and one 20 year old spinner morena.
Did 20 minute session for 60 k. Pussy was surprisingly tight. Tightest on trip so far.
Room 2107- 5 girls. 3 old morenas, 1 young pretas, 1 young morena. No bubble butts so left and I just session so I was in observation mode.
Room 1406 - one preta who I think I interrupted from sleeping or snorting something LOL. The presentation was awkward but amusing.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2863567]p).
Deterence / escalation:
1. friends with phones who can call police (190) or ambulance (191,192), or uber, watch your back, speak portoguese.
2. camera on a phone or gopro, on a cord, around your neck so you don't get it ripped off.
2. 2 bottle (glass, like a heinekin bottle) or at least a water bottle (an object to throw, buys you 2 seconds).
3. taser flashlight.
4. pepper spray.
5. your laced up shoes to run or walk in the other direction.
6. weapons.
Stay safe guys.[/QUOTE]Zona sul in Rio has always had crime problems for tourists, all they want is your money. This violence is in the west part of Rio not near the tourist areas but you still need to be vigilant, thanks for the tips and updates.
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4 x4 after midnight
The downstairs has been remodeled. It's pretty nice except the speaker is too loud to have a conversation.
This night I waited for a negra who was energetic and had the best body. The only problem was that she was hogged by the guests with the VIP table. I waited and got my chance around 12:30, then the club area closed, and everyone went downstairs. I went down with the girl wearing rope in confusion, then the girl told me to change back to my street cloth. I am not going to bore you with detail. After the confusion and settled my bill. I went downstairs only to find out that the girl was going to the room with another guest.
After going thru this once, this is the procedure for this scenario. Change, and settle the bill as if you are leaving, then go downstairs where they will give you a piece of paper to track your consumption when you make your first order.
I noticed there are more girls speaking English or learning to speak English. As a result, it can be little annoying or amusing because some can breath down on your neck when trying to talk to you.
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[QUOTE=Global00;2863770]Did a quick stop in Rio for the weekend.
Av 13 de Maio.
The elevator situation in the building is always an issue. Needed one of the flyer guys to take me on a maze from the elevator that took us to the 18 floor. Steps had water on them and had to be very cautious not to break me neck.
Room 3206 - 5 girls. One tall model body type morena with cute face. Probably best looking in all the rooms. Passed though because I was looking for bubble butt.
Room 2102 - 3 older ladies passed.
Room 2103- 3 young ladies. One morena in 20's with nice bubble butt (who I chose), one preta, baixinha with bubble butt in 20's, and one 20 year old spinner morena.
Did 20 minute session for 60 k. Pussy was surprisingly tight. Tightest on trip so far.
Room 2107- 5 girls. 3 old morenas, 1 young pretas, 1 young morena. No bubble butts so left and I just session so I was in observation mode.
Room 1406 - one preta who I think I interrupted from sleeping or snorting something LOL. The presentation was awkward but amusing.
Room 703 - 4 girls. 2 old morenas and 2 young ones. Passed on a session.
Are. The Alfndega, 172.
Stop in around 7 pm after getting off the metro to 4 x 4. About 7 girls with as many guys. Didn't see nothing I liked and left within minutes.
Club 502.
About 4 girls with like 10 guys there. Paid 10 reais and left.
4 x4.
Semi packed. The usual scene scene mix of morena and pretas all different body types. Seen bubble I wanted. 26 year old from Bahia. Did 60 minute session for 450 reais. Session was good, pussy ok, just a nice view of doggy and prone bone. Shouldn't have done hour session because I always want to recharge and look at something new after first session LOL.
Went back down stairs. Relaxed. Hounded by a bunch of girls to take them. Seen super thick huge ass so chose her. 25 year old from Rio. Only did 30 minutes for 330 reais. Pussy was bomb came in like 10 minutes with this being my 4th nut if the day. She wanted to keep fuckin but told her I was too tired. So she sucked me off and talked to me the whole time until the phone rang LOL. These girls love having sex and always out fuck me LOL.
Left and tried to go to Terms 65 but it was a closed. Text girl that use to work there and she said they moved to Rua the Quitanda, 74. I was too tired anyway so grabbed Uber and some food and went to sleep.[/QUOTE]The rooms at Av 13 de Maio were open over the weekend? Saturday and Sunday?
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In RJ for a nostalgic visit
Having been away for more than three years, finally decided to come back to the city that made me fall in love for this country. Guys please don't kill me for some of the comments I'm about to make. They are only my options drawn from my own personal experiences. Having said that, vamos la.
On my first night, decided to go on a little centro trash tour of a couple of places I visited on my last trip so I started a little early at 9 pm. Walked along Av. Pres. Vargas to my first stop Rua Uruguaiana, 210 (even thought the sidewalk was pretty much empty with a bunch of homeless people scattered along, I never felt any danger). On all of my previous visits, I rarely saw any doables so I had low expectations. Very few clients on this night with 6-7 GPS, all morenas and pretas. And to my mild surprise, only one hag while the rest were relatively decent and non-overweight. Although it was tough to make out the facial features of the ones sitting / standing in that dark corner next to the cashier booth. Barely got any reaction from the garotas, much less a smile.
Next up was Rua the Alfândega, 119. Again, went in with low expectations from previous experiences. The place always has the loudest music on blast. Only one garota seemed to be free while the rest were all with a group of guys. Didn't even try to see what they looked like and left for Club 502.502 is somewhat special to me as I have had some good sessions there in the past. I like that they have kept the entrada at 10 reais, probably the lowest of all the centro boates. On all of my previous visits, I always was met with small selections of around 10 or so garotas. But the positive is that there are usually doables and because its not busy you can take your time. And on this occasion it was no different. Right outside of the entrance to the main boate stood 2 friendly garotas, a preta and a light morena but they were not my cup of tea. Once inside, I was immediately greeted by a ginormous bunda owned by a young beautiful BBW. Further deep into the boate were 4 more garotas, 2 were free while the other 2 were mingling with 2 clients. At the very end, where the bar is located, stood 2 more friendly garotas who smiled and greeted me. In the opposite room were 2 more garotas. One was playing sinuca with a client while the other was sitting with a table of guys. Went over to the recepcionista for an update on the prices and was told 300 reais for 1 hour for their cabine. Having seen all the garotas, I decided to call the BBW over for a chat. Right away I sensed Melissa, a 24 yo carioca, is quiet and a bit cold. She immediately asked me for a drink (red flag #1) but I told her I wanted us to talk first and she didn't object. Well there wasn't much of that as every question I asked her was met with simple short answers (red flag #2). When I asked about her service, she said she does everything except anal. She wanted me to take her but I knew she wasn't going to provide me that GFE session I have come so costume to from these brasilian GPS. BUT, I'm BBW lover and for 300 reais, its worth it just to have a chance to burrow my face in her crotch. The session was nothing special but Melissa did keep all of her promises. She led me into our room then left to take her shower while I took mine. And returned in a reasonable time. We kissed to start the session but it was just ok and later on she evaded it. BBBJ as she promised downstairs. I asked for beijo grego and she did it for 50 reais. Also performed every single one of my position requests without any complaints. She was getting dressed while I was taking my shower and I asked if she was leaving and she replied if I wanted more. I let her go as I knew the one hour was almost up (I checked my phone after I got out of the shower and there was 5 minutes left). For anyone going to 502, I recommend Melissa if you are into bbws. And who knows, she might be more cheerful and friendlier towards you.
While settling my bill, I was greeted by a super charming, carinhosa GP. Was making out with me and showing me her titties. A bit on the older side for me and not as pretty as Melissa but I have no doubt she would knock my socks off in her session.
The next night went to the much anticipated 4 x4. Arrived around 830 pm. Haven't been there since the fire. Place was packed with GPS and clients. 60 reais entrada non-consumable. Price of program starts at 450 for 1 hour in their suite simples all the way to 900 for 90 minutes. Was approached by 3 garotas. The first was a young skinny short friendly mulata. Greeted me and a bit of short conversation. She wasn't my type so I told her I had just arrived and that I was waiting for a friend. She then left me politely (always appreciate that). Walked around a bit and noticed that two thirds of the clients were americans. Then bumped into a second GP, a very soft spoken super genuinely nice girl. She spoke some english but we switched to portuguese (just for me feels weird speaking english with them). She wasn't pushy or in a hurry and seemed genuinely interested in having a conversation with me. I had to excuse myself when my friend texted me. Later on, I saw her taken into a session by an older africian american. Went back into the boate and met garota #3, a mulata from Bahia. She was, for me, one of the prettiest girls in 4 x4 on that night, an 8/10. Reminded me of another young beautiful Bahiana I fucked at Whiskeria 65 3 years ago. I was enoying her company and groping her young skinny body. But when I told her that I was waiting for my friend, her attitude immediately changed and told me I wasn't allowed to touch her anymore. Talk about shooting herself in the foot. I was half way convinced of spending 450 on her but I'm so glad I dodged a bullet. Totally fake girl only interested in my wallet. Not long after, my friend texts me sayings he can't make it out. There were 2 other GPS that caught my eyes but neither seemed to be interested in me. So after about an hour, settled my tab and left. To be honest I came away quite disappointed with 4 x4. Lots of decent and doable girls in the 7 - 7. 5 range but very few that are actually worth paying 450 reais for. The vibes I got from the GPS they were just looking to get you into the room as fast as possible, pump your nut out, and then look for their next client. I know what most of you would say 'but dream the girls are there to fuck not to chat'. If I wanted that then I can find that in the prives for 180 reais.
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Prive girl recommendations
Thought I contribute and share the good prive girls I had.
First girl is Carol at Rio Branco, 185 Sala 1810.24 yo pretty, short, branca carioca with perky in shape titties and a soft bubble butt. Allows kissing throughout the session. Gave a great, above average BBBJ with various techniques and lots of eye contacts. Licked my balls and ass on request All this done without any hurry and for as long as I wanted. She has a pair of big meaty pussy lips which was quite a surprise given her small size. Really enjoyed eating her and made her orgasm twice in my mouth. Then we kissed and talked some more before we moved on to sex. First in cowgirl then finished in missionary and nutted while making out with her.
Second girl is Jenifer at Rua Nossa Senhora the Copacabana, 583 sala 302.22 yo pretty mulata carioca with small perky titties and an average slightly flaccid bunda. Pure PSE session performance. DFK, BBBJ, balls sucking, and she particularly loves ass licking. Ate her pussy and made her orgasm then moved on to sex. First in doggy then in cowgirl, clutching her body tightly, super nasty DFK, pumped her hard and fast. She can take a pounding. BBBJ is to notch. Makes since as she told me she started sucking her friends dicks at 11 and started having sex at 14.
Both are willing to give out their whatsapp and meet in motels. If you in town go check them out ASAP as these GPS can suddenly disappear without any warning. Will post more if I find more good ones on this rather short trip.
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No. They are not open on Saturday or Sunday.
[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2864505]The rooms at Av 13 de Maio were open over the weekend? Saturday and Sunday?[/QUOTE]
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Copa massage
Hi, I'm due into Rio in a few weeks and always have a bad neck & back after the flight. Anyone know where I can get a good massage, preferably in Copa? A legit one would probably be best if possible.
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Absurd prices
Did anyone notice the absurd prices for accommodation between 17 and 20 November? Between 600%-1000% increase? Anyone know the reason?
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[QUOTE=DinoDong;2864964]Did anyone notice the absurd prices for accommodation between 17 and 20 November? Between 600%-1000% increase? Anyone know the reason?[/QUOTE]A weekend into DIA the Consciência Negra. Check your browser for the displayed currency.
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[QUOTE=DinoDong;2864964]Did anyone notice the absurd prices for accommodation between 17 and 20 November? Between 600%-1000% increase? Anyone know the reason?[/QUOTE]Big holiday where brasilians normally head to Rio for the weekend.
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[QUOTE=Global00;2864669]No. They are not open on Saturday or Sunday.[/QUOTE]What was this?
"Did a quick stop in Rio for the weekend.
Av 13 de Maio. ".
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[QUOTE=DreamCarnarvon;2864598]Thought I contribute and share the good prive girls I had.
First girl is Carol at Rio Branco, 185 Sala 1810.24 yo pretty, short, branca carioca with perky in shape titties and a soft bubble butt. Allows kissing throughout the session. Gave a great, above average BBBJ with various techniques and lots of eye contacts. Licked my balls and ass on request All this done without any hurry and for as long as I wanted. She has a pair of big meaty pussy lips which was quite a surprise given her small size. Really enjoyed eating her and made her orgasm twice in my mouth. Then we kissed and talked some more before we moved on to sex. First in cowgirl then finished in missionary and nutted while making out with her.
Second girl is Jenifer at Rua Nossa Senhora the Copacabana, 583 sala 302.22 yo pretty mulata carioca with small perky titties and an average slightly flaccid bunda. Pure PSE session performance. DFK, BBBJ, balls sucking, and she particularly loves ass licking. Ate her pussy and made her orgasm then moved on to sex. First in doggy then in cowgirl, clutching her body tightly, super nasty DFK, pumped her hard and fast. She can take a pounding. BBBJ is to notch. Makes since as she told me she started sucking her friends dicks at 11 and started having sex at 14.
Both are willing to give out their whatsapp and meet in motels. If you in town go check them out ASAP as these GPS can suddenly disappear without any warning. Will post more if I find more good ones on this rather short trip.[/QUOTE]How much did you pay?
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[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2865105]What was this?
"Did a quick stop in Rio for the weekend.
Av 13 de Maio. ".[/QUOTE]It's a street name in Centro. You should find many posts if you search for TDM.
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[QUOTE=DinoDong;2864964]Did anyone notice the absurd prices for accommodation between 17 and 20 November? Between 600%-1000% increase? Anyone know the reason?[/QUOTE]
Taylor Swift concert on 17th, 18th, and 19th in Rio.
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Jimmy Boy approved, putting the band back together.
Jimmy Boy is back in town and very welcome, as he is a veteran monger and a good friend. I like the same places (prives, trash termas, some times at 4 x4), and end up with the same girls so it's good to hang out with Jimmy Boy. Catch a meal or drink or hoar with him while he's in town.
We did also have some of the best wingmen like MichaelSamuel, a humble guy who is a smart and informed friend too. We had a few other good wingmen, some newbies which is fine as we have all mad our first trip to Rio, all together for some centro prive runs which IMHO is the sweet spot for hoaring in the world but at least Rio.
I had a prive girl overnight BBFS for 300 r last night, will save the details as it's a violation of her rule set at her casa, which of course she hates. I also got her uber which I took with her from centro to here, my current place at 1355 Malibu (moving to a penthouse for 5000 r a month maybe). I might also move over to a beachfront place at 5550 Lucio Costa, but the move in is 11,000 which is 4500 deposito (1 of 2 months), and 6500/ month.
Monday night some of the current in town ISGers went to Mosaico and VM. Most of the gang cannot roll with VM. Some wingmen will stick around to make sure a wingman gets out of a session without a problem, which is the right standard operating procedure. Vagabundo maintains the best places to find hoars in Rio are: prives, Vila Mimosa; the best termas in Rio are Mosaico, Perola Negra, and Paris. But everyone should also have some variety non mongering friends, or best friends who are mongers who are educated enough to talk about what's going on in the world, find ways to give back to other people.
Shalom.
[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2865307]Taylor Swift concert on 17th, 18th, and 19th in Rio.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Nounce;2865296]It's a street name in Centro. You should find many posts if you search for TDM.[/QUOTE]I know.
The OP stated that he did a quick stop at Av 13 de maio for the weekend, but then stated that Av 13 de maio is closed on weekends.
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My trip is coming to an end here in RJ. And I want to inform you guys of another good privê garota I found.
It was actually by pure coincidence how I met her. I saw her waiting by the elevator when I was coming out of my session at Av Nossa Senhora de Copacabana, 583. As soon as I saw her, I suspected that she might be a GP. So I followed her to see which sala she was going into. That sala turned out to be 206. I followed her in and asked for her name: Poli (Poliana). A few days later I went back and sessioned with her. Poli Is a morena clara bem bronzeada with beautiful tan lines. She is gorgeous in my eyes, 8/10 face, body is in shape, skin smooth as butter, gorgeous jet black straight hair that goes all the way to her lower back, manicured fingers, titties and ass are on the small side but all natural. To give you an idea, she's on par with the fews 8's I saw the other night in 4 x4. Personality wise, she's not your typical loud and wild privê garota. She is a respectable lady, very polite and elegant. Her service matches her personality, tranquilo and non hurried. I confirmed with her her services before going up with her. Only thing she doesn't do is anal. Kissing, BBBJ, balls licking, no restrictions on positions. I sessioned with her twice, the first time at the privê R150. The second time we went to Hotel Lido in Copacabana, which she charges R250, which I think is a fair price for outcalls. She not a clock watcher and we actually ended up going over the hour mark. She does BBFS for extra.
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February trip
February is the month of Rio carnival. While I am a veteran monger, this will be my first trip to Brazil.
Are the prices for gp inflated during the carnival season.
Are holidays a good time to visit or should I plan for the week before or after the carnival?
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[QUOTE=DreamCarnarvon;2865700]My trip is coming to an end here in RJ. And I want to inform you guys of another good priv garota I found.
It was actually by pure coincidence how I met her. I saw her waiting by the elevator when I was coming out of my session at Av Nossa Senhora de Copacabana, 583. As soon as I saw her, I suspected that she might be a GP. So I followed her to see which sala she was going into. That sala turned out to be 206. I followed her in and asked for her name: Poli (Poliana). A few days later I went back and sessioned with her. Poli Is a morena clara bem bronzeada with beautiful tan lines. She is gorgeous in my eyes, 8/10 face, body is in shape, skin smooth as butter, gorgeous jet black straight hair that goes all the way to her lower back, manicured fingers, titties and ass are on the small side but all natural. To give you an idea, she's on par with the fews 8's I saw the other night in 4 x4. Personality wise, she's not your typical loud and wild priv garota. She is a respectable lady, very polite and elegant. Her service matches her personality, tranquilo and non hurried. I confirmed with her her services before going up with her. Only thing she doesn't do is anal. Kissing, BBBJ, balls licking, no restrictions on positions. I sessioned with her twice, the first time at the priv R150. The second time we went to Hotel Lido in Copacabana, which she charges R250, which I think is a fair price for outcalls. She not a clock watcher and we actually ended up going over the hour mark. She does BBFS for extra.[/QUOTE]Real 150 at the prive was for 30 minutes?
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[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2865343]I know.
The OP stated that he did a quick stop at Av 13 de maio for the weekend, but then stated that Av 13 de maio is closed on weekends.[/QUOTE]He also visited 4 x4 so that should provide a hint when that is.
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Always a wealth of information
Vagabundo you are a treasure to this board. Your info greatly helped me during my first visit to Rio.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2865318]Jimmy Boy approved, putting the band back together.
Jimmy Boy is back in town and very welcome, as he is a veteran monger and a good friend. I like the same places (prives, trash termas, some times at 4 x4), and end up with the same girls so it's good to hang out with Jimmy Boy. Catch a meal or drink or hoar with him while he's in town.
We did also have some of the best wingmen like MichaelSamuel, a humble guy who is a smart and informed friend too. We had a few other good wingmen, some newbies which is fine as we have all mad our first trip to Rio, all together for some centro prive runs which IMHO is the sweet spot for hoaring in the world but at least Rio.
I had a prive girl overnight BBFS for 300 r last night, will save the details as it's a violation of her rule set at her casa, which of course she hates. I also got her uber which I took with her from centro to here, my current place at 1355 Malibu (moving to a penthouse for 5000 r a month maybe). I might also move over to a beachfront place at 5550 Lucio Costa, but the move in is 11,000 which is 4500 deposito (1 of 2 months), and 6500/ month.
Monday night some of the current in town ISGers went to Mosaico and VM. Most of the gang cannot roll with VM. Some wingmen will stick around to make sure a wingman gets out of a session without a problem, which is the right standard operating procedure. Vagabundo maintains the best places to find hoars in Rio are: prives, Vila Mimosa; the best termas in Rio are Mosaico, Perola Negra, and Paris. But everyone should also have some variety non mongering friends, or best friends who are mongers who are educated enough to talk about what's going on in the world, find ways to give back to other people.
Shalom.[/QUOTE]
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How's inflation in Brazil? Have prices of supermarkets, food, increased in 2023?
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2865318]Jimmy Boy approved, putting the band back together.
Jimmy Boy is back in town and very welcome, as he is a veteran monger and a good friend. I like the same places (prives, trash termas, some times at 4 x4), and end up with the same girls so it's good to hang out with Jimmy Boy. Catch a meal or drink or hoar with him while he's in town.
We did also have some of the best wingmen like MichaelSamuel, a humble guy who is a smart and informed friend too. We had a few other good wingmen, some newbies which is fine as we have all mad our first trip to Rio, all together for some centro prive runs which IMHO is the sweet spot for hoaring in the world but at least Rio.
I had a prive girl overnight BBFS for 300 r last night, will save the details as it's a violation of her rule set at her casa, which of course she hates. I also got her uber which I took with her from centro to here, my current place at 1355 Malibu (moving to a penthouse for 5000 r a month maybe). I might also move over to a beachfront place at 5550 Lucio Costa, but the move in is 11,000 which is 4500 deposito (1 of 2 months), and 6500/ month.
Monday night some of the current in town ISGers went to Mosaico and VM. Most of the gang cannot roll with VM. Some wingmen will stick around to make sure a wingman gets out of a session without a problem, which is the right standard operating procedure. Vagabundo maintains the best places to find hoars in Rio are: prives, Vila Mimosa; the best termas in Rio are Mosaico, Perola Negra, and Paris. But everyone should also have some variety non mongering friends, or best friends who are mongers who are educated enough to talk about what's going on in the world, find ways to give back to other people.
Shalom.[/QUOTE]Where are terma Paris and mosaico? Haven't been to them.
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[URL]https://gparena.net/td-show.php?t=110[/URL]#gsc. Tab=0.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2866424]Where are terma Paris and mosaico? Haven't been to them.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Nounce;2865902]He also visited 4 x4 so that should provide a hint when that is.[/QUOTE]Yep, that is why it was so confusing when he said he went to 13 de maio for the weekend.
To be clear, the downtown places are mostly closed during the weekend.
I will be hitting Rio with a Thailand lady in tow, and only going out with garotas when she has her period. I sure hope it's not during the weekend.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2866482][URL]https://gparena.net/td-show.php?t=110[/URL]#gsc. Tab=0.[/QUOTE]Paris swing club. You have to bring a girl to get in or is it a regular terma.
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It is both.
The second floor is a regular boate where you can get the girls like 4 x4 or perola negra.
Saturday nights the penthouse is a swing club party where you need to bring a girl as it is couples only. I guess you could get one of the club girls as a date.
Best club in Rio is Paris, Perola, and Mosaico.
New club I found with some ISG members last night is Master club in Recreio. Fridays are supposed to be good. 10 r cover.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2866743]Paris swing club. You have to bring a girl to get in or is it a regular terma.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2866877]It is both.
The second floor is a regular boate where you can get the girls like 4 x4 or perola negra.
Saturday nights the penthouse is a swing club party where you need to bring a girl as it is couples only. I guess you could get one of the club girls as a date.
Best club in Rio is Paris, Perola, and Mosaico.
New club I found with some ISG members last night is Master club in Recreio. Fridays are supposed to be good. 10 r cover.[/QUOTE]What's your opinion on mabs. Dolce vita and Casablanca.
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Prices
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2865318]Jimmy Boy approved, putting the band back together.
Jimmy Boy is back in town and very welcome, as he is a veteran monger and a good friend. I like the same places (prives, trash termas, some times at 4 x4), and end up with the same girls so it's good to hang out with Jimmy Boy. Catch a meal or drink or hoar with him while he's in town.
We did also have some of the best wingmen like MichaelSamuel, a humble guy who is a smart and informed friend too. We had a few other good wingmen, some newbies which is fine as we have all mad our first trip to Rio, all together for some centro prive runs which IMHO is the sweet spot for hoaring in the world but at least Rio.
I had a prive girl overnight BBFS for 300 r last night, will save the details as it's a violation of her rule set at her casa, which of course she hates. I also got her uber which I took with her from centro to here, my current place at 1355 Malibu (moving to a penthouse for 5000 r a month maybe). I might also move over to a beachfront place at 5550 Lucio Costa, but the move in is 11,000 which is 4500 deposito (1 of 2 months), and 6500/ month.
Monday night some of the current in town ISGers went to Mosaico and VM. Most of the gang cannot roll with VM. Some wingmen will stick around to make sure a wingman gets out of a session without a problem, which is the right standard operating procedure. Vagabundo maintains the best places to find hoars in Rio are: prives, Vila Mimosa; the best termas in Rio are Mosaico, Perola Negra, and Paris. But everyone should also have some variety non mongering friends, or best friends who are mongers who are educated enough to talk about what's going on in the world, find ways to give back to other people.
Shalom.[/QUOTE]Can we get prices on those 3 termas? I don't believe I been to them.
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Just a couple of?
Does anyone currently residing in Rio know about the following issues:
-There were some high rising tensions between the militairy and the gangs of the favela's. Did anyone in the "Zona Sul" experienced any effects?
- Next week Sunday (rainy week) there is a national holiday, which explains the high prices in accommodations. Is it reaaaaallllyyyy worth sticking around in Rio or can anyone recommend to go to a different, cheaper city? With a lively mongering scene? I don't mind paying full prices for girls, but astronomical prices for worn down Zona Sul airbnb's and hotels is just wrong in my book.
-Did anyone stay in Recreio for the weekend? How were the options in nightlife?
Thanks in advance.
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Christmas thru New Years
I'm thinking of visiting Rio Christmas Eve thru New Years Day. Do the girls go home and spend this time with family like they do in Colombia and DR? Are privies and boates and Termas still active with pretty girls?
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Rj cherry popped
As the title suggests this is my first trip report from Brazil.
Ill also do something a little different and compare this place to Bogota and Medellin.
First off let me give a salute to the fellas I met.
Chicago85, Carlos, Michaelsamuel, Vagabundo, Jimmyboy.
Great wingmen. Great fellas to shoot the shit and talk to.
Arriving: I arrived in the evening and flew through immigration in about 15 minutes.
Before I exited I just paid the nose bleed prices from one of the official taxi services.
Could have gotten it cheaper via uber but first time arriving at night I decided to go for the easiest option.
As far as I could tell the ATMs are located outside and upstairs. You will have to walk past the taxi mafia and pull out money while in gen pop. If there was another ATM before the exit I didn't see it. That said I took reals back with me so I can hit the ground running next time.
Tip: I mostly used bradesco ATMs. When pulling out money there is a section where it asks if you accept the shitty conversion. You can say no and it will still let you pull out money (thanks michalsamual!
Ok time for the girls.
I don't remember prices so Ill just mention if you're able to get your willy wet for under or over 500 reals at these spots.
Quatro Por Quatro aka 4 x4.
Rua Buenos Aires 44.
This is a tier 1 terma / boate (still dunno the difference).
A dude gives you a card as you walk in. Go upstairs and hand them the card and they will give you a wristband with a number. The chubby blond person (still dunno their gender) with a little pony tail speaks good English if you have any questions. Everything you do there will be added to the tab of your bracelet. You pay when you are ready to leave. Make sure you keep the receipt. You need it to exit.
Wide variety of girls of different sizes, colors. Looks range from about 7-10.
I went about four (didn't plan this LOL) times. Each time I sessioned. Each session was satisfactory-good.
Under 500.
4 x 4 bang for the buck 5/5.
Whiskeria 74.
Rua the Quitanda, 74.
Small terma around the corner from 4 x4.
Much smaller fewer selection of girls.
Didn't session here. I imagine under 500 tho.
Bang for the buck 2/5.
Could be higher if there was a larger selection of girls.
Vm.
One evening vagabundo was generous with his time to give a VM tour. The man took a break from a threesome with Ivanka trump and Michelle Obama that would have left the latter preggo with a love child, just to get the band back together again. What a sacrifice. A true Swiss patriot. Salute.
Anyhow VM is wild as described. Topless chicks wandering around, high homeless dude with a black eye walking up and down the street with a full box of pizza offering a slice. You name it. I don't ever see a dull moment here.
One sexy girl did quote me 80 reals. I didn't take her up on it. I was scared of what the room looked like judging from outside.
Bang for the buck 2/5.
Mosaico.
Are. Hilário Ribeiro, 243.
You know for the reputation VM gets for nasty rooms and general scene this place was pretty legit.
It had a better base room than 4 x 4, perola negra, Eden spa, and any of the central prives. It was pretty surprising.
Few girls the night I went but did manage to session.
Under 500.
Given the distance and small options.
Bang for the buck 4/5.
Paris cafe.
Av. Das Américas, 15105.
Went twice. Nice large space.
I didn't session either time but that was not for any issue with the place.
If you like spinners this is the place to be. First time I went there was about a half dozen.
The next time well over a dozen.
Two things I don't like about it. 1. its far as fuck2. The girls chain smoke like its 1942. Seriously.
It. Was. Nonstop. Smoking.
While I didn't session here I did peek the price.
Under 500.
Given how far it is and all the smoking yet hot girls.
Bang for the buck 3/5.
Perola Negra.
Av. Do Pepê, 400 - Barra the Tijuca, Rio de Janeiro.
Went to this place three times sessioned twice.
Only one session was good.
The thing I found with this place is its typically filled with a lot of local guys.
They will harbor shark the prettiest girls for hours and hours without ever sessioning with them or allowing them to. I get it they live there no pressure. If you are visiting tho your time is limited.
That if there were a ton of great looking girls this wouldn't be an issue. Sadly there are not. Mostly 5-7's.
If you see a good looking girl here grab her. I learned. On my third trip I walked thru the door. Spotted a girl. Took her upstairs. Left five min after I was done.
Also note that while the prices here are set by the house the girls do have some agency. The girls can't overcharge you but they can do things like refuse to go with you for less than xyz time or have a minimum sized room they will session in. They may do this because they want a certain amount of money or to turn off customers they don't want to session with. In any case this happened to both me and my wingman.
The space itself is big. It has a nice patio to get away from the music. I wish Paris cafe had this to get away from the smoke.
Its not super far and it does have a fair amount of women. Can get your willy wet for under 500.
Bang for the buck 3/5.
Solarium.
Rua JJ Seabra, 21.
The smallest of the termas / boates I visited.
The women here are dressed nicely and well put together. Looks slightly above the other terms. Imo none was under a 7. That said it was about the end of the appeal for me. I don't know for sure but I get the impression this is the kind of place where the girls can refuse certain customers. I counted at least five that avoided eye contact with me when I looked at them. Sure others were pleasant enough but not enough to justify the price IMO.
It will cost north of 500 to get action and probably closer to the 1000 end.
I didn't session here and would not return. It also is not close to copa or centro.
If you're feeling homesick and miss the feeling of chasing after women with dour expressions give this place a shot.
Bang for the buck 1/5.
Centro prives.
Time to start comparing to Colombia.
The prives here are very spread out. Many of buildings require ID and / or a photograph to enter. God only knows what database this info is being stored on and for how long and shared with whom. In addition to this many are 20th or higher floor. Rooms can be ok or filthly. Building 33 on 13 de maio looks like a scene out of raid redemption.
Comparing this to Colombian casas. Casas there are typically within a few blocks of each other. No more than one flight of stairs. No fort knox treatment at the door. Usually they just buzz you in and you can be in and out in under 5 minutes if the selection is not to your liking. The casas in Colombia usually have at least 6 girls. No golden girls either.
13 de maio, 33 building.
To enter this building you have to go thru a side alley. If you get lost there may be one of the guys handing out flyers for the casas on 13 de maio itself. Have them guide you up.
Rooms.
2102-only two women both should be retired.
2103 -Best lineup. Filthy rooms.
2107- another retirement home and only two.
3206-decent rooms. Decent line up.
47 building.
610-only 2 girls available. Neither looked good.
Rua Rosario 157 - about 9 girls 3 doable. Decent rooms.
Darkroom.
Praça Olavo Bilac 28.
Crazy security on a high floor.
Someone else gave perfect directions " To get to Darkroom, you must go to the 20th floor, then getting off the elevator you go right and you look for the sign that says "Cobertura" follow those red Cobertura signs to a door that leads to a new stairway. Go up those stairs and first door you see you go in. Then you look for the door "Cobertura 6".
Only about 4 girls.
Rooms are decent.
Onix terapias
v. Rio Branco, 156 sala 2235.
Another place with crazy convoluted security on a high floor.
About a dozen girls half decent.
Small room.
Centro prives bang for the buck 2/5.
Mabs.
Av. Prado Júnior, 16 A. Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22011-040, Brazil.
Basically a sports bar where a lot of freelancers hang out at night. Avergage looks 5-7's.
I sessioned with one girl I got from here. Lucky me she was a gold star. It was her first day in rio. She claims I was the first client she ever had. When it came time to discuss price she had to ask to wing woman if she was giving me the right price. I can see it being a nice pick up place on a lazy Sunday.
Bang for the buck 3/5.
Eden spa.
Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 583 - Sala 401 and 302.
A step up from the centro prives. Reminds me more of a Colombia casa. Easy in easy out. Wider selection. Shift changes till evening. Decent rooms.
This was my go to in copa.
401 had the better looking girls imo. I never sessioned with girls in 302.
Sala 206 Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 583.
Dunno the name of this place. About 6 girls. Only two doable.
It seemed to be run by rookies. Not professional at all. Filthy rooms like a centro prive.
Best bet here IMO is to get a number and session with her outside of this place.
Bang for the buck 4/5.
Photoacompanhantes.
This was my shining star. I wish I spent less time in centro and more on this website.
The thing with this kinds sight is for better or for worse you cut the middle man out.
Both you and the girl are assuming a bit of risk you otherwise may not when going to a terma, prive.
For her the better is she is getting all the money and probably a bit more agency.
The risk is the dude could be a maniac. Almost any man can fuck up any woman easily with his bare hands.
Some of these girls probably have weapons or share a place with someone to mitigate the risk a bit.
This leads me into the risk for the fellas doing incall. While you are there dining at the why the another person can shank you or the girl herself can attack you or there may not even be a girl at all. She could also say you "violated" her and shake you down for money or call the police. Yeah I may be paranoid but I think these are valid things to consider. My suggestion is if you see a girl you like on there check to see if she has been reviewed on gparena.
Now the benefits to having a girl off the website is they seem more relaxed imo. The are not watching the clock as hard. No bell ringing or knocking at the door. I think these types of sessions shine the most on repeat visits after some trust is established.
Anyhow I did four incall sessions this way. Prices ranged from 100 reals to 500 reals. Guess which session was the best? Yup the 100. YMMV.
Bang for the buck 5/5.
General impressions of Rio while it is nice and there is a lot of action one thing that stood out to me is the palpable on edge and tense feeling. If you don't get what I mean imagine superimposing all the fort knox buildings, military police roaming all over the place with road blocks (we did get caught in one one night). Over a beach city like miami or maybe even Pattaya. It would instantly stand out.
Aside from this food was ok. Weather was not too hot. It was fairly easy to get around by uber. I didn't try 99. Some people swear by it. Others told me only use it if your ok being taken to a favela and beheaded.
Would I return to RJ?
Yes.
I'd like to visit SP first tho.
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While I didn't session with her I did see her in 206. Nice looking girl.
[QUOTE=DreamCarnarvon;2865700]My trip is coming to an end here in RJ. And I want to inform you guys of another good priv garota I found.
It was actually by pure coincidence how I met her. I saw her waiting by the elevator when I was coming out of my session at Av Nossa Senhora de Copacabana, 583. As soon as I saw her, I suspected that she might be a GP. So I followed her to see which sala she was going into. That sala turned out to be 206. I followed her in and asked for her name: Poli (Poliana). A few days later I went back and sessioned with her. Poli Is a morena clara bem bronzeada .[/QUOTE]
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Rio round 1 thoughts Nov. 22 - Feb. 23
I spent 4 months in Rio from November 2022 till February 2023. I didn't discover this treasure trove of information here until I left so didn't get to partake in any of the more adventurous activities I'm seeing mentioned here E. G. Centro prives. I'm back for another 4 months from next week and something tells me this time will be more interesting!
So I kept things very vanilla. I was told about 4 x4 on my very first day kkkkkk. This became a regular trip for me probably over 15 x during the 4 months. I visited some other termas towards the end of my 4 months where I thought the quality of girls was much better eE. G. Perola Negra stands out (though I only went once so maybe got lucky).
4 x 4.
A lot has been written here already. I would say the best thing about this is being able to really enjoy your time with the girls before going to the room. The problem with that is also that some guys can hog girls for a long time without going to a room and I have left empty handed if the 1 or 2 I was interested in were sitting with dodgy-looking groups of guys at the opposite end of the bar.
Overall a very easy operation. They take card which was great as I had a real nightmare taking out more than a small amount of BRL cash per day.
They do try and scam you even on small things like an extra drink which is annoying even after I had visited so many times.
Girls who I saw mostly had a good attitude. Would get into a shower and they would come and get on their knees whilst I was in the shower and get started. Without me having to ask. Sex varied from unbelievable to completely robotic / clock-watching etc. Overall would say I think I saw 8 girls (as some repeat during the 15 visits and twice saw 2 in the same day as well).
By far and away my favourite was Nina. She had just started this work I think she was a university student. Tall, slim brunette who was very giving and submissive. I saw her probably 4 or 5 times. I took her number to see her outside but she was charging even more to meet outside so didn't see the point as in 4 x4 could enjoy playing with her before could get to the room etc so seemed to make more sense. She was a history student or something I think. Tried getting in touch with her actually now that I'm coming back but she is no longer using that number it seems. Anyone else see her? Probably my favourite girl I've ever seen in terms of P4 P kkkk.
Otherwise nobody much to write home about.
Seeking.
I saw 3 girls on this. Is very different to Seeking in the US where you are spoiled for choice. Here you have to wait forever for girls to respond I don't think they use it too much here.
I saw 2 girls on multiple occasions. The one who I saw once was a dream (she also asked for a lot which I stupidly gave. C4,500 BRL for the night- could have had 10 girls from 4 x4 for that price). She was only in Rio for 1 month she said as she lives in Lisbon (not sure if that is the going rate in Lisbon as that seems crazy to me. Those are the highest end of the spectrum prices in the US). I know was stupid but was during my first weekend in Rio and didn't realize that the whole city practically shut down then including termas.
The other 2 I saw from SA didn't even ask for money upfront on the phone. When we went to dinner one asked for 1,500 brl per night. The other didn't even ask for a specific sum at all the first night. I gave her 800 as she was leaving and she seemed very happy with that. I would give her 800 every night we met after that and pay for her uber (she lived very far in Campo Grande so was actually like an extra 200 each time which is crazy). She even invited me to join her at a university party which was pretty crazy being in a party with people 30 years younger than me and this being totally accepted by her friends (at least to my face kkkk). One thing I liked about all 3 SA girls is they are crazy submissive. Also liked in general how obsessed with hygiene rio girls are. Though some may get annoyed of the constant 20 minute showers girls took between rounds (no joke).
In terms of other stuff. Food great but surprisingly pricy (maybe I was at the touristy places. I stayed the entire time in Ipanema).
Would say Rio was middle of the spectrum in terms of experiences I've had elsewhere- Nina from 4 x4 probably being the exception would be interested to hear if anyone else met that beauty.
Buenos Aires / Santiago for example I thought Seeking was incredible. Medellin the agencies good enough (I tried a few times in Rio but bait and switch every time or girls just looked bigger than photos etc). This time will try and venture a bit deeper into the scene in Rio and will report back.
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Sp
[QUOTE=Lebyteme;2867202]I'm thinking of visiting Rio Christmas Eve thru New Years Day. Do the girls go home and spend this time with family like they do in Colombia and DR? Are privies and boates and Termas still active with pretty girls?[/QUOTE]I did that last year in SP and they had girls working. Probably not the best lineup but gets the job done if you're not picky like me.
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Prices
[QUOTE=NegoRJ;2866328]How's inflation in Brazil? Have prices of supermarkets, food, increased in 2023?[/QUOTE]I don't notice much difference the last 22 months. Boates and prives charge more than 5 years ago but it helps the real is almost 5 x1. They have providers for every budget. I think Your biggest expenditures is lodging, airfare, and entertainment. Ride hail apps are not too bad or the Metro. Depending where you fly from it can be over $1 k for airfare. I probably won't re-up on my visa. I consider Brazil economical but there are other cheaper Latin American options like Mexico and Colombia DR. For long trips Asia is worth the jet lag and a better bang for your buck if you are into SE Asian women. Brazil does not compete with SE Asia for value even though $400 Asian tix from W Coast disappeared with the pandemic.
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Went this evening about 9:30 to check out the new location of the old Whiskeria 65 at 74 Rua do Quintanda. Entry 60 Real consumable. Beers are between 10 Real and 20 real. Caipirinha is 36 Real. 60 minutes in lower-end suite is 370 Real in cash (390 credit card). Space is about half the size of the former location. Saw 10 girls in the lounge area, might have been a couple more elsewhere, even on what is supposed to be one of the best nights for termas. Maybe 10-12 customers. One girl did a semi-strip tease (only took off bra) while I was there. Girls were typical prive girls. No comparison to 4 x4 in terms of quantity and quality of girls. No need to go back.
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Good Reports
[QUOTE=WorldJockey;2867241]As the title suggests this is my first trip report from Brazil.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TexaBroad;2867269]I spent 4 months in Rio from November 2022 till February 2023. I didn't discover this treasure trove of information here until I left so didn't get to partake in any of the more adventurous activities I'm seeing mentioned here E. G. Centro prives. I'm back for another 4 months from next week and something tells me this time will be more interesting![/QUOTE] Thanks for sharing your experiences, as both reports were good reads with plenty of useful information.
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[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2867296]Went this evening about 9:30 to check out the new location of the old Whiskeria 65 at 74 Rua do Quintanda. Entry 60 Real consumable. Beers are between 10 Real and 20 real. Caipirinha is 36 Real. 60 minutes in lower-end suite is 370 Real in cash (390 credit card). Space is about half the size of the former location. Saw 10 girls in the lounge area, might have been a couple more elsewhere, even on what is supposed to be one of the best nights for termas. Maybe 10-12 customers. One girl did a semi-strip tease (only took off bra) while I was there. Girls were typical prive girls. No comparison to 4 x4 in terms of quantity and quality of girls. No need to go back.[/QUOTE]Thanks JB. Good report back on a new spot.
[QUOTE=TexaBroad;2867269]
I saw 3 girls on this. Is very different to Seeking in the US where you are spoiled for choice. Here you have to wait forever for girls to respond I don't think they use it too much here.
Buenos Aires / Santiago for example I thought Seeking was incredible. Medellin the agencies good enough (I tried a few times in Rio but bait and switch every time or girls just looked bigger than photos etc). This time will try and venture a bit deeper into the scene in Rio and will report back.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TheCritic;2867332]Thanks for sharing your experiences, as both reports were good reads with plenty of useful information.[/QUOTE]Slightly off topic but what's seeking like in the US? I never thought to use it.
How is the BA scene in general these days. As ya know BA is carved off from ISG proper so I don't think It gets many accurate reports.
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[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2867296]Went this evening about 9:30 to check out the new location of the old Whiskeria 65 at 74 Rua do Quintanda. Entry 60 Real consumable. Beers are between 10 Real and 20 real. Caipirinha is 36 Real. 60 minutes in lower-end suite is 370 Real in cash (390 credit card). Space is about half the size of the former location. Saw 10 girls in the lounge area, might have been a couple more elsewhere, even on what is supposed to be one of the best nights for termas. Maybe 10-12 customers. One girl did a semi-strip tease (only took off bra) while I was there. Girls were typical prive girls. No comparison to 4 x4 in terms of quantity and quality of girls. No need to go back.[/QUOTE]JB. Thanks for the report. I had asked a while back about this terma.
[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=2857580&viewfull=1#post2857580[/URL]
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Mosaico
I struck out at 4 x4 with a raven haired 20 year old at 4 x4. She declined my drink offer and there was a language barrier. Figured I would check out Mosaico since I wasn't too far away and some vets recommended it. Got there before midnight. The 5 girls sitting on the outside watched me hard since they knew I was new. Bought the first girl that approached an expensive drink. This place is cheaper than 4 x4. Girls are R180. After declining to go to the room with her or her friend they try to milk me for more expensive drinks but I settled my bill and left. The girls probably were bangable 10 years ago and the bad tattoos. The 10 girls working before midnight were marginally better than trash prices. I probably could've found a diamond in the rough in VM. I wouldn't consider anyone in the lineup a 7. I'm starting to figure quality fell off in RJ even though I have not been high roller establishments. Hopefully tomorrow is better.
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Good to know
[QUOTE=Cool;2867635]I struck out at 4 x4 with a raven haired 20 year old at 4 x4. She declined my drink offer and there was a language barrier. Figured I would check out Mosaico since I wasn't too far away and some vets recommended it. Got there before midnight. The 5 girls sitting on the outside watched me hard since they knew I was new. Bought the first girl that approached an expensive drink. This place is cheaper than 4 x4. Girls are R180. After declining to go to the room with her or her friend they try to milk me for more expensive drinks but I settled my bill and left. The girls probably were bangable 10 years ago and the bad tattoos. The 10 girls working before midnight were marginally better than trash prices. I probably could've found a diamond in the rough in VM. I wouldn't consider anyone in the lineup a 7. I'm starting to figure quality fell off in RJ even though I have not been high roller establishments. Hopefully tomorrow is better.[/QUOTE]I am glad I did not went to Mosaico, thanks for the information.
I think quality in RJ is really poor, I went to Solarium on Thursday, it was late like 10 and they were going to close, I think there were more men than women and the quality of the girls was really below 6, I left just having to pay entrance fee of 150 Rs. Then I went to 4 x4 a little better, but not too much, as you said below 7, a little more girls, and the end I went with a slime young girl, something like Maria, not sure, also one girl refused to go to the room, also saying that she did not understood anything but I guees she just wanted to continue party with locals. So this place is so so, but not good really. Also went to Paris Cafe, also nothting good there I just left paying the cover I think it was like 50 Rs plus drinks, very bad quality in Rio, compared to Sao Paulo. So wwon't return to Solarium, nor Paris Cafe, 4 x4 maybe.
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Just arrived in Rio. Looking for a local mongor to meet up with
After a long 32 hour flight I got in late evening yesterday. Did some food shopping and then wasted no time. Got in my uber around 10:30 pm and strolled through villa mimosa for the first time. Pretty decent good amount of girls and then drove around looking for street girls in that area. Hit about 2 to 3 blocks nearby went around the roundabout and then headed on over to copacabana wanted to see what the street girls looked like on atlantico so I got there and the uber dropped me off. I went on foot passed Bar Mabs (LOL ifs funny to see the working girls literraly stand all around the tent for them to get choosen by guys inside the tent area but walked on down the whole strip seen some decent girls but nothing I was ready for as I barely know the area I was just scouting it out so get a feel of everything. So around 1230/1 am things started to get dry there was a huge concentration of at least 20 girls in and around mabs area by that time I was ready to leave but I did see some nice stunners I jumped back into my taxi and headed back to villa mimosa. Picked up a cutie near that area 100 and 50 for room and did the deed.
Since I'm new to the area wanted to know if there are any fellow local mongers that would be interested in meeting up. I like expoloring street girls and I know theres so many locations I want to see (west zone, centro, copa, and maybe outside of the city. I'm down. Send me a PM as I'm here for a few weeks. Excited to be here!
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[QUOTE=Chaman;2867723]I am glad I did not went to Mosaico, thanks for the information.
I think quality in RJ is really poor, I went to Solarium on Thursday, it was late like 10 and they were going to close, I think there were more men than women and the quality of the girls was really below 6, I left just having to pay entrance fee of 150 Rs. Then I went to 4 x4 a little better, but not too much, as you said below 7, a little more girls, and the end I went with a slime young girl, something like Maria, not sure, also one girl refused to go to the room, also saying that she did not understood anything but I guees she just wanted to continue party with locals. So this place is so so, but not good really. Also went to Paris Cafe, also nothting good there I just left paying the cover I think it was like 50 Rs plus drinks, very bad quality in Rio, compared to Sao Paulo. So wwon't return to Solarium, nor Paris Cafe, 4 x4 maybe.[/QUOTE]I have to admit my last trip there wasn't great for quality. Luckily I had a couple regulars to call. Monte Carlo didn't have one good chick.
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Current Situation Boots on the ground sub R400 establishments
I don't think RJ is the spot you can spend a week and knock off 20 hotties in the week like in the past at the sub R400 price point. Thursday and Friday night at 4 x4 I only saw 5 chicks I would bang at 4 x4. To be interested in only 15% of the talent is not good. I went to Eden Spa Sala 401 at 16:40 and they only had 1 available girl. She was tall slim and had a pretty face and of course bad tattoos. Session was satisfactory. R150 I used all of my time. Price was right so I couldn't complain. I saw the occupied girl on the way to the shower and she was a thicker girl who would rate a 6. What are the Sunday options for RJ?
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Mabs
I will be in Rio next month. I have been there a few times. Is Mabs still the only in your face restaurant for working girls? Is Dolce Vita any use these days, the club a short walk from Mabs.
Pity a few of the places closed in recent years. I am not sure if Casablanca is still open as I always liked it, in Copacabana. I used to love boite barbarela but know its closed a few years now. I love Brazil and rio so much, no place like it. Can't wait to get back.
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Brief Perlota Negra review
I dig this spot even though the cast didn't blow me away with their beauty. Not too much smoking and a chill spot with moderately priced drinks to kill time. About a dozen ladies and half dozen men. I went 23:00. I think there was a $7 cover charge. Like jockey said girls will try to get you to do a HR and they can steer you to more expensive rooms and packages. I think programs cost more here than 4 x 4 but Negra has a cheaper cover charge. Their drinks cost more than Mosaico. I liked the ocean front scenery and other establishments in the area. Accidentally posted this on Thai board. It's late.
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[QUOTE=KyivBound1986;2867913]I will be in Rio next month. I have been there a few times. Is Mabs still the only in your face restaurant for working girls? Is Dolce Vita any use these days, the club a short walk from Mabs.
Pity a few of the places closed in recent years. I am not sure if Casablanca is still open as I always liked it, in Copacabana. I used to love boite barbarela but know its closed a few years now. I love Brazil and rio so much, no place like it. Can't wait to get back.[/QUOTE]Dolce mabs and Casablanca are all still open.
[QUOTE=Cool;2867920]IAccidentally posted this on Thai board. It's late.[/QUOTE]LOL I'm sure the nana plaza crew was quick to google maps search this new spot in BKK called perola LOL.
[QUOTE=Chaman;2867723]one girl refused to go to the room, also saying that she did not understood anything but I guees she just wanted to continue party with locals. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cool;2867635]I struck out at 4 x4 with a raven haired 20 year old at 4 x4. She declined my drink offer and there was a language barrier. [/QUOTE]Two reports of this from 4 x4 on the on the same page. Wonder if its the same girl.
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I hate copa. Avoid.
I just finished a session at Paris, and I would again re iterate the usual Bubba Boy approach of getting numbers and never sessioning at a terma, unless you get a girl who will do it bare.
I did a half hour with a pretty negra, but I didn't really do enough interview, and she did the usual time wasters. I did get her number. I should have just done a prive girl in the afternoon for 180 r instead of 250 for the half at Paris.
Since I have been behind a week in the week in baseball, last Saturday or so, I did a session at Perola Negra with a milfish 35 year old who gave it to me bare. That was my 4th fuck of the day. I had done a regular overnight pernoite in the morning that Saturday for pop 1. Then at the prive in centro with Jimmy Boy my best wingman I found a passista (dancer), and did a hour another two pops, BBFS. Then, later that night at Perola Negra with, oh, who was it, Michael Samuel, and World Jockey. We sat outside, I tipped a certain morena 20 reais to let me shove my mini vibe up against her clit (grelo), which was fun. They really should be paying me as MichaelSamuel went up with that lass, that ass, but Vagabundo, looking for bare naked vagina held out, and he sat down with a miflish 35 year old. But 35 year olds need love, and at my advanced age of 96, it is a fine thing to ram my dick home into a new pussy at 22 h, well that was after we three musketeers went to Casurina for dinner then did a foot patrol through the best 'hood in Rio along Glauco Gil, offset by a block into some nice housing a good spot to end up, and then to Paris, where we were a bit early at 21 h or so. But by midnight or so we were in Perola, and said 35 ish MILF sat outside, alone, and Vagabundo vagabundo'ed up to her, flashed his test, asked the essential question, vc faz programa sem camisinha por cashina. And she nodded yes, she aske for an hour, but she knew she needed the cash, and a hoar with a pussy between her legs who needs rent on her 1200 r a month flat in Recreio is a randy dick sucking and needy fucking hoar indeed. Her pussy was fleshy, and as I sank my flesh sword into her most intimate part, she said, I have no birth control, to which I said something romantic like, vc gosta meu piroca no seu buceta, vc quer um suruba com pretos (do you want to get gangbanged by black guys? Vou levar vc no um praia nudismo (I will take you to a nude beach), and pass you around like the dick sucking hoar that you know you are. To which she said, yes shoot your sperm deep into my fertile womb because I am just out of a marraige of 14 years. Where do you live, she may have asked. And I told her posto 8. She said, her son lives in posto 6. Somewhere after 15 minutes of fucking in a 40 minute program, bare, I pulled out, and shot my precious bodily fluids over her stomach, which was hard, lean, and sexy as fuck on a slightly older but still hot woman.
Now in contrast to that good fuck, tonights fuck with 23 year old Cris a Negra, a hot as fuck negra, was well, let's just say, 5 minutes she goes out and fucks around, then takes a piss after giving a blow job. And I lose my wood while she is pissing, then when I finally fuck her from behind with a condom on, she plays the game of not bending over, and pushes back, and makes me back up, at which point I lose my wood again because of the fucking condom, then she blows me, puts the condom on, and gets on top and fucks finally for maybe a few minutes. Well played you jaded negra terma hoar. Just goes to show, I fucked up. I did not interview her enough and I had a lousy session. But it may well have been that I spent the whole day packing to move from the 6th to the 15 h floor, then my landlord lady says, we could not get the king mattress up to the 15 h floor do you want to wait to Monday, so of course I want the new mattress, so I wait. So I was packing and getting ready to move, getting dehydrated whereas my usual sabbath -- shabbatt shalom -- is to go fuck my regular overnight girl who did not come as her flake rate is 50% and I did not go do a prive run. Termas generally suck for sex. Just get numbers at termas. I have only fucked two times at Paris, and both times, it has sucked. The first time 2 years ago was a certain, slinkly, long legged, very sexy Melissa, who is still there, and who one and after tonight maybe two wingmen have gone up with. When I fucked Melissa in the terma, she was so drunk she practically puked on my dick, and of course, she did not do it bare, nor did she do it bare when I did overnight with her. She has a kid. She lives in Guaratiba or sepetiba. She suggested doing it with a female condom, whatever that is. I told her I would overnight with her again if we did it bare, but she declined, and so I have ignored her when I go in as far as sessioning goes. Pretty much same story with Cris tonight. Hot girl, but jaded, at 23 she has been there 3 years, and these are dog years.
The sweet spot for me is Prive girls. That passista was a great overnight, long legged, a dancer, we fucked bare the first time we met in the prive, and back at my place. Need more like her, and will go get them from the centro prives, and even from VM.
Oh, yeah speaking of VM, so last week, I am at perola negra. A VM girl that I had been fucking bareback overnight for 400 or maybe even 300, multiple pops, all night, shows up now at perola and now she won't do it bare. Much as I like some of the termas, I hate them too because they fuck up the good deal I had with girls when I found them at VM.
And so it goes.
I live in a world that alludes to both Marquez and Vonnegut -- to Latin America, to South America, in eternal war between liberal and conservative, with women that dance around in magical realism, and spread their legs, so yes, even though Cris totally worked me, that 3 minutes up her hot negra snatch was a great thing. Oh, what a nice pussy. Even though it is the only pussy I fucked today, on any given Saturday, I fuck three pussies, 4 times, all bare, and on any given weekday, my eyes are bloodshot and red from all the baby oil which gets in my eyes from burying my face in the pussy, ass, and boobs of a morena / mulata on the top floor of some high rise that looks out over guanabarra bay, where together we spend and hour, and I pop twice in an hour, and fuck her four times, DFK, an extra 50 for anal with a girl who could be. Well, my dream girl.
So, again, to answer your question, I hate mabs.
I did meet a hot germanic girl there a few weeks back, and was going to session with her at some ISG members place in copa where he had heroically invited me to bring my best girls, but the 3 other travle buddies he was with had actually booked the apartment through one of their wives, and the owner called the wife and retroactively banned guests, and they did not want to actually session anyway as they wanted me to show up on a Sunday and give them all my best girls as they clearly could not find and or pull good quality girls out of mabs themselves, so, again, I'm not a pimp, but I am glad to head out with quality wingmen, you know who you are. Along the list of don't add these: don't come to rio on your first trip and drink hard liquor becaue you will get sick from dehydration predictably, and be miserable; don't book a mongering apartment through your wife (duh); don't expect other ISG members to automatically give you the numbers of their best girls, especially if you don't really take care of your own appearance, etc.
So, I do go to Perola Negra tonight. Former VM girl now big ***** around the big terma blows me off when I first get into the club, but then she follows me out to the lounge outside and sits next to me with her friends, playing some kind of game. But I ignroe her, and get her friend's numbers right in front of her, and go through my usual interview, to include will you let me fuck your nice little pussy bare, here's my test.
So the game continues. By the time you read this if it is Monday, Vagabundo will be on the 15th floor overlooking the atlantic from a nice offset of 300 meters, with a view of Pedra the Gavea, and will be working for overnights with only the best prive girls, at 300 r for overnight, 500 r for the best, maybe, maybe 700 r for some prive girl who wins the vagabundo lottery, if and only if she gives to to me bare, otherwise I will just sodomize her ass, and have her boobs and ass impregnate my eyes with baby oil until my eyes are red with ecstatic baby oil ness in happiness at sucking on her big morena titties, and eating out her taint betwen her hot as fuck pussy and her well opened yet still tight and appealing asshole, before I slide my cock between her cheeks and use 5 of 6 skyn condoms in a pack to again violate her from behind while she sits on her belly, offering me that perfect ass. I mean, that's really a better way to spend 200 reais than to be rushed through 30 minutes where the hoar plays games to kill 10 minutes.
Yes, the play is to live in barra and to import your pussy from centro.
And as for copa, just avoid it, and leave it to the swarm attacking trans prostitutes who try to pick your pockets.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2867000]What's your opinion on mabs. Dolce vita and Casablanca.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Cool;2867863]I don't think RJ is the spot you can spend a week and knock off 20 hotties in the week like in the past at the sub R400 price point. Thursday and Friday night at 4 x4 I only saw 5 chicks I would bang at 4 x4. To be interested in only 15% of the talent is not good.[/QUOTE]My man, you hit the nail on the head with that astute analyses of the current GP quality (or lack of) in RJ. I was in Rio for 10 days and by the 5th day I was ready to leave. I was lucky to find a gem in a prive that was on par with the girls in the Sao Paulo clinicas. At 4 x4, 50 girls and only 3 I would bang. These 3 girls you can easy find similar types in SP and bang them for less than half the price. At Mosaico, 20 girls and none were bangable. Don't think I'll ever return to Rio any time soon. I rather go to a one of the other 26 estados and hit on civilians.
I migrated to SP 5 years ago and never looked back since then. I suggest you guys do the same as well. It's the best of decision one can make.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2867853]I have to admit my last trip there wasn't great for quality. Luckily I had a couple regulars to call. Monte Carlo didn't have one good chick.[/QUOTE]I agree. I have been to Rio four times this year and have noticed the quality of the girls at 4 x4 decrease steadily. Both terms of looks and service. My next trip in February has me thinking of just resting at night and save all of my energy for my weekend in SP.
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Excuse the newbie question but is VM worth the visit? I've never gone before due to perceived safety issues.
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[QUOTE=KyivBound1986;2868178]Excuse the newbie question but is VM worth the visit? I've never gone before due to perceived safety issues.[/QUOTE]I'm a foreigner and went there by myself no problem however I go to alot of brothals around the world so it can be quite scary your first time no matter where you go. Go and order a uber and have the local guy join you for a beer to show you around. From what I seen its just one street with bars on each side and then you go down each little alley way where there are the little bars. As long as you know the prices just walk up to a girl and ask and or use google translate and then your in. You do it right there on premise. Let me know if you have any questions.
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[QUOTE=KyivBound1986;2868178]Excuse the newbie question but is VM worth the visit? I've never gone before due to perceived safety issues.[/QUOTE]I've never felt unsafe while in VM as there are always a lot of people around and unless you start a fight with someone, no one is going to bother you or rob you. Getting there from the Sao Cristovao metro station or Praca Bandeira bus stop may be a little dodgy but can be avoided by Ubering to VM. The problem with VM is almost all of the girls there are unfuckable and even if you found one you liked the rooms are tiny, filthy little cabins with narrow beds with sheets that are not changed after a session (this applies to the bars in the horseshoe. I don't know about the bars across the street). Went there last Friday and, out of the dozens of girls working there, only saw one blond in the horseshoe that might be fuckable and another in one of the bars across the street. It could be worth going there just to see what the poor locals are fucking and to say you've been there, but don't go there expecting to to fuck anyone.
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[QUOTE=KyivBound1986;2868178]Excuse the newbie question but is VM worth the visit? I've never gone before due to perceived safety issues.[/QUOTE]Safety may not be an issue, especially if you have a wingman. It could be worth it to collect numbers and session with a girl there at another location with sheets that have actually been washed.
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Mosaico girls included?
[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2868215] ... [b]The problem with VM is almost all of the girls there are unfuckable [/b]and even if you found one you liked the rooms are tiny, filthy little cabins with narrow beds with sheets that are not changed after a session (this applies to the bars in the horseshoe. I don't know about the bars across the street). ...[/QUOTE]Just curious, are the girls found at Mosaico, also included (or not included) in your opinion of the [B]"unfuckable girls"[/B] at VM?
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[QUOTE=Spidy;2868248]Just curious, are the girls found at Mosaico, also included (or not included) in your opinion of the [B]"unfuckable girls"[/B] at VM?[/QUOTE]No. Mosaico is not a bar like the other bars in VM, it is a Tier 2 (Tier 1 to some) terma that just happens to be in the same area. It has better looking girls at double the price of VM girls. However, even at Mosaico, only 10%-20% of the girls are fuckable, for me. The last time I went, there were about 15-20 girls on a Sunday night around midnight, and there were only 1 or 2 I could fuck. This ratio is pretty constant at the other termas also, for me, with other posters also recently lamenting the decline in quality of girls in RIO nowadays. As an example, some years ago I sessioned at VM fairly often with pretty girls (bringing my own sheet) and had a good time but I don't see me doing that anymore.
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VM not appealing
[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2868463]No. Mosaico is not a bar like the other bars in VM, it is a Tier 2 (Tier 1 to some) terma that just happens to be in the same area. It has better looking girls at double the price of VM girls. However, even at Mosaico, only 10%-20% of the girls are fuckable, for me. The last time I went, there were about 15-20 girls on a Sunday night around midnight, and there were only 1 or 2 I could fuck. This ratio is pretty constant at the other termas also, for me, with other posters also recently lamenting the decline in quality of girls in RIO nowadays. As an example, some years ago I sessioned at VM fairly often with pretty girls (bringing my own sheet) and had a good time but I don't see me doing that anymore.[/QUOTE]VM is not convenient to Copa also. Usually it's late night action and some guys like to be in bed by 11.
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Language barrier kicking my butt
Overslept and didn't make it to Copa Sala 401. Did a tourist attraction and went to 4 x4. Didn't see girls I liked first 10 minutes but bangable girls came thru later. The girl I wanted was sitting across from me for 30 minutes. Didn't realize it cause of the bad lighting. She came over white blonde type and up close I knew she was the one. Maybe around 30 years old. We chat for 5 minutes and then she walks off and gets into elevator. I thought the door was lady's room. I don't see her again. I'm not good with names either. She is my #1 choice of 3 options. Ended up going with a MILF blonde that is smaller with bolt ONS. I'm not even a MILF or bolt on fan. Good session but wish I had my top choice. Saw new girls that I didn't see previous 2 nights. 4 x4 has weak WiFi so can't use Google translate. Language is kicking my butt. Besides 4 x4 the Internet stability and reliability has improved here.
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Download Language
[QUOTE=Cool;2868528]Overslept and didn't make it to Copa Sala 401. Did a tourist attraction and went to 4 x4. Didn't see girls I liked first 10 minutes but bangable girls came thru later. The girl I wanted was sitting across from me for 30 minutes. Didn't realize it cause of the bad lighting. She came over white blonde type and up close I knew she was the one. Maybe around 30 years old. We chat for 5 minutes and then she walks off and gets into elevator. I thought the door was lady's room. I don't see her again. I'm not good with names either. She is my #1 choice of 3 options. Ended up going with a MILF blonde that is smaller with bolt ONS. I'm not even a MILF or bolt on fan. Good session but wish I had my top choice. Saw new girls that I didn't see previous 2 nights. 4 x4 has weak WiFi so can't use Google translate. Language is kicking my butt. Besides 4 x4 the Internet stability and reliability has improved here.[/QUOTE]Google translate let's you download languages. Just go to your profile (the head up in right corner) and choose Downloaded Languages. Then pick Portuguese and it will download it. No more Wi-Fi issues. On a related note Google Maps also will navigate you to your destination as long as you put it in and hit start while on Wi-Fi. Just don't shut it down or anything or you will be toast halfway there.
P.S. These are tips from when I was in your Wi-Fi only shoes. Strongly recommend if you are from US get Google Fi at 70/ month and you have full cell service and unlimited data in 220 countries. I just consider this a cost of doing business w the ladies.
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Thanks for the responses on VM, doesn't sound like its for me.
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Recreio
[QUOTE=DinoDong;2867199]Does anyone currently residing in Rio know about the following issues:
-Did anyone stay in Recreio for the weekend? How were the options in nightlife?
Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I used to live in Recreio. It's pretty chill but there is a usually one or two quiosques on the beach that are rockin' - one specifically around posto 11. There are also quite a few garotas working Lúcio Costa between postos 9 and 11. Interestingly I never did try Paris Club as I was in a pretty tight relationship at the time. I highly recommend Recreio if you want to hang out and chill. There's decent Airbnb options and a few hotels along the beach.
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These days, I find massage spots that offer sex as my favorite, as I like both services. Tired of chatting & drinking at clubs / termas. I've experienced sao paulo's clinica scene & like it, but how does that compare to Rio's massage spot scene? Quality & price wise? I've never tried massage spots in Rio. Just termas at night.
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Recreio is where I live now, at av malibu 1355,15th story apartment, beach view. In addition to Paris and the SW venue from post 10 to 12, you also have recreio terapaties (see link on gparena dot net), and master club. This is no gringo real brasileiro brasil. Best real estate is near av glauco gil, which is where paris cafe is, (glauco gil and av das americas). This is easy walking and hiking to praia abrico and other praias like praiahna. The cultural king of Brazil, the best and most famous jiu jitsu family and the cultural prince of Brazil, a rapper who lives in a surfer apartment, live in recreio. This is where the richest and most influential brasilians live. I like the restaurant casuarino. The beach at Pontal is best for open water swimming because of the protected cove behind the peninsula / island, pontal. If you want to go on a terma run or a prive run in Recreio, PM me. I have a whatsapp group that I can add you to when you are here. Vagabundo hates this time of year, but after carnival on about 18 Feb., things will get easier for gringos to find longer term housing on better terms.
[QUOTE=NorthernDancer;2869418]I used to live in Recreio. It's pretty chill but there is a usually one or two quiosques on the beach that are rockin' - one specifically around posto 11. There are also quite a few garotas working Lcio Costa between postos 9 and 11. Interestingly I never did try Paris Club as I was in a pretty tight relationship at the time. I highly recommend Recreio if you want to hang out and chill. There's decent Airbnb options and a few hotels along the beach.[/QUOTE]
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Vagabundo likes 1355 malibu. For 5000 r, after 3 months on 6th floor, he has moved up to 15th, in the clouds almost with a view of pedra the gavea, where as a SWISS NAVY aviator, I can call in air strikes from the SWISS NAVY invading Brazil.
Jimmy Boy left yesterday. 6 foot five black dude with a shaved head who worked for the IRS for 40 years and retired with 18 million in assets, all from selling COSTCO put options.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2869517]Recreio is where I live now, at av malibu 1355,15th story apartment, beach view. In addition to Paris and the SW venue from post 10 to 12, you also have recreio terapaties (see link on gparena dot net), and master club. This is no gringo real brasileiro brasil. Best real estate is near av glauco gil, which is where paris cafe is, (glauco gil and av das americas). This is easy walking and hiking to praia abrico and other praias like praiahna. The cultural king of Brazil, the best and most famous jiu jitsu family and the cultural prince of Brazil, a rapper who lives in a surfer apartment, live in recreio. This is where the richest and most influential brasilians live. I like the restaurant casuarino. The beach at Pontal is best for open water swimming because of the protected cove behind the peninsula / island, pontal. If you want to go on a terma run or a prive run in Recreio, PM me. I have a whatsapp group that I can add you to when you are here. Vagabundo hates this time of year, but after carnival on about 18 Feb., things will get easier for gringos to find longer term housing on better terms.[/QUOTE]
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Alice in Tijuca
[QUOTE=BenTiger07;2869490]These days, I find massage spots that offer sex as my favorite, as I like both services. Tired of chatting & drinking at clubs / termas. I've experienced sao paulo's clinica scene & like it, but how does that compare to Rio's massage spot scene? Quality & price wise? I've never tried massage spots in Rio. Just termas at night.[/QUOTE]You won't find many such options in Rio. Most so called terapias are straight-up bordellos. There are a couple of massage joints, but they offer manual release only. I recommend Alice in Tijuca. A mature woman with a gorgeously sculpted 20-year old body but a 40-year old face, LOL. She's not ugly, mind you, but don't expect a 20-year old beauty.
But more importantly, she has superb massage and sex skills and charges under 200. I don't remember the address, but you can find it on GParena.
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[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2868215]I've never felt unsafe while in VM as there are always a lot of people around and unless you start a fight with someone, no one is going to bother you or rob you. Getting there from the Sao Cristovao metro station or Praca Bandeira bus stop may be a little dodgy but can be avoided by Ubering to VM. The problem with VM is almost all of the girls there are unfuckable and even if you found one you liked the rooms are tiny, filthy little cabins with narrow beds with sheets that are not changed after a session (this applies to the bars in the horseshoe. I don't know about the bars across the street). Went there last Friday and, out of the dozens of girls working there, only saw one blond in the horseshoe that might be fuckable and another in one of the bars across the street. It could be worth going there just to see what the poor locals are fucking and to say you've been there, but don't go there expecting to to fuck anyone.[/QUOTE]I always find something there.
At times, very hot girls among the uglies.
Just takes patience and I always use the very seldom used suite rooms that a few of the bars have available.
Why anyone would use one of the normal crappy rooms there, I don't know.
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This fiction.
[QUOTE=BenTiger07;2869490] I've never tried massage spots in Rio. Just termas at night.[/QUOTE]Termas are daytime operations, which close in the evening, so no, you tried those at night, either.
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[QUOTE=NorthernDancer;2869418]I used to live in Recreio. It's pretty chill but there is a usually one or two quiosques on the beach that are rockin' - one specifically around posto 11. There are also quite a few garotas working Lcio Costa between postos 9 and 11. Interestingly I never did try Paris Club as I was in a pretty tight relationship at the time. I highly recommend Recreio if you want to hang out and chill. There's decent Airbnb options and a few hotels along the beach.[/QUOTE]Thanks Northern Dancer, I ended up booking a place in Jacarepagua. The Taylor Shit concerts and the National Holiday tomorrow (Sunday) really messed up my housing situation. At a certain moment Transamerica appts asked 180 Euros p. And. ? The Ubering from and to Olegario Maciel is also a hassle and pricy. I decided to just relax here, hit up some clinicas in Recreio and Barra. I will be back in Copa on Monday and things will be better again, but unfortunately around posto 2. The posto 5 accommodations were still expensive.
P.S.: I'm not a fanboy of Copa accommodations (except posto 5), its just easier to move around.
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[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;2870061]Termas are daytime operations, which close in the evening, so no, you tried those at night, either.[/QUOTE]That's definitely not true.
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Further to Recreio Recce:
Brazil is Brazil is Brazil.
What p4 p is in Rio or any city is in Recreio.
As has already been noted, there are equivalent of VM here -- posto 10 to 12, Master Club, Av Gilka Machado, and the area from Gilka Machado to Master Club. Look on gparena dot net etc, and session with well reviewed girls.
Recreio Terapatias has some hot girls, and the beach kiosks and restaurants have hot waitresses. Speaking of which, as the immortal song lawyers guns and money goes, "how was I to know, she was with the russians too ' -- there is a Russian girl in my hotel condo, who gave me her number, but I lost it, then in my normal smooth way I mentioned my German family, and then she wold not give me her number again. Says she is from Moscow. Can't make this stuff up.
Paris Cafe -- as already mentioned the hottest girls are here, and the hottest girls from 4 x4 and perola live in Recreio, in some of the areas again around Gilka and Master Club.
As Creedence Clearwater Revival once famously sang, I see a bad moon rising, I see trouble on the way, looks like we're in for nasty weather -- and I am not talking about the weather.
What happens to Rio in a world war? We are not far away, or we are already in one. Reais, Oil, Pussy, Sun, all these are valuable commodities.
[QUOTE=DinoDong;2870062]Thanks Northern Dancer, I ended up booking a place in Jacarepagua. The Taylor Shit concerts and the National Holiday tomorrow (Sunday) really messed up my housing situation. At a certain moment Transamerica appts asked 180 Euros p. And. ? The Ubering from and to Olegario Maciel is also a hassle and pricy. I decided to just relax here, hit up some clinicas in Recreio and Barra. I will be back in Copa on Monday and things will be better again, but unfortunately around posto 2. The posto 5 accommodations were still expensive.
P.S.: I'm not a fanboy of Copa accommodations (except posto 5), its just easier to move around.[/QUOTE]
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Credit card charges at Termas
If anyone reported this, apologies for the double post. Rio Termas (went to 4 x4, MC and Solarium) are charging ridiculous Credit card upcharge. I will do a quick write up soon on the recent trip.
Please see attached pics
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Well last night Vagabundo and Alecbrwn went to meet up at Cinelandia Starbucks, and after rapping a little, then did a patrol over to 4 x4. We actually met a 4 x4 girl with her friend outside and they gave us weed. Now how cool is that. Vagabundo actually paid them 20 r for the half smoked ganja. OK, this is where it gets cool. Yes, we did go over to 116 and bang a black volleyball player, veronica, who is friends with pricilla who has a ass to die for. And Alecbrwn who is an actual adult actor (ahem, I will let him discuss any details he may choose or get his explicit permission since he is Italian Mafia, going back 3499 years) did bang a spinner. Jeez, this guy is like a Evil Jesus christ. He has fucked Ana Foxx, the real one (though mine is better, younger, and has a bigger ass like Zawaadi, but now she won't fuck me bare because last time she came to my room there was shit from dozens of other hoars who had been fucked in the love shack. Go figure. Look baby, you've been partying with the stones. OK, so Vagabundo fucked a girl that he shall name Nia Nacci 2, or Nia Nazi, or Christy Canyon, who says she will pernoite 3 times a week for 500 r each time, she is top shelf. Nia Nazi body, hence her callsign in the witness protection program. But she flaked on planned pernoites 2 days in a row, which hurts Vagabundo due to his abandonment issues. Oh, I was so mad. But I went to 116 and fucked (covered) this tall volley ball player negra, like 5 foot 11. Wow. And she's friends with Priscilla which means duplas. Oh yes. So, then we head down the street towards praca xv and we find a great cigar joint, have a macallan 12, which vagabundo bought, along with cigars. Remind me to post the exact address. Then we went by [URL]clubmixbar.com.br[/URL] at av mercado 25. Then we foot patrolled into Lapa and had some late dinner at contemporaneo, went by ganja coffee shop which was closed, and then vagabundo ubered home, all while texting manu meier about whree to meet but the morena hoar was on a overnight in botafogo, and will only do hours with vagabundo. Look Vagabundo is just a man, a normal dude, a little overweight, old, greying beard, but he looks forward to reaming manu's ass soon, maybe tomorrow, as payday was today.
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[QUOTE=Carrib;2872936]If anyone reported this, apologies for the double post. Rio Termas (went to 4 x4, MC and Solarium) are charging ridiculous Credit card upcharge. I will do a quick write up soon on the recent trip.
Please see attached pics[/QUOTE]I didn't know 4 x4 has upcharge for CC, last time I was there that was the price for CC or Cash. Solarium, MC and the others do have CC upcharge however.
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Yet another reason to get the girl's number and get her to a hotel or your place.
And if you're a real pro, you get the 4 x4 girl's number on the street, 50 meters north of the entrance to 4 x4, while she is smoking weed with her friend, and she gives you a half a joint of very high quality rio ganjah (though a vagabundo will give her a 20 r note, just to keep the voodoo saints pleased).
Or at midnight, the girls walk down the Buenos Aires towards rio branco, and you just sit there, at rio branco and Buenos Aires and get numbers there.
You can take them to sheik hotel at the corner of av gomes freire and the BRT light rail line, or even over to ok hotel in lapa, or one over on rua Andrade on the darkside near 202 and 116. BTW, 116 was rocking for those of us who prefer street action like alecbrwn.
[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/UJjVjHpibwoJ1mv3A[/URL]
BTW, the tobacco shop with awesome cigars and macallan 12 (98 r per shot) is at the above.
Are. Do Ouvidor, 39 - Centro, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 20010-150.
This is now the unofficial high temple of voodoo of vagabundo. I can't recommend it highly enough as a place to go smoke a cigar and have a macallan neat after fucking a girl at 116 (who costs more than the macallan). Right around the corner from [URL]clubmixbar.com.br[/URL], where god rest his soul, I mongered with shortstack, a victim of covid. Also right across the street from bolsa valores and in turn the tribunal maritimo, and right down the street from the best restaurant for before or after mongering, cais do oriente.
So there you have it sports fans. Don't play 4 x4 the credit card fees, invest the extra 98 you save by fucking hot ass and even better lower price hoars in McCallan and 25 r cigars at are. Do ouvidor 39.
Shalom.
[QUOTE=Carrib;2872936]If anyone reported this, apologies for the double post. Rio Termas (went to 4 x4, MC and Solarium) are charging ridiculous Credit card upcharge. I will do a quick write up soon on the recent trip.
Please see attached pics[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=FlowState985;2873657]I didn't know 4 x4 has upcharge for CC, last time I was there that was the price for CC or Cash. Solarium, MC and the others do have CC upcharge however.[/QUOTE]All termas in Rio including 4 x4 add scammy CC surcharges, but if you're just short of cash, they'll let you pay cash and top it up with plastic.
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Yesterday I took a girl to rio sevilha hotel, rua andrades 127.90 r for 3 hours.
Easy walk to 4 x4 and even closer to 116.
So you get a number in 4 x4 and you tell her to meet you at the above address.
Or you could just burn your cash in the street at 4 x4 through CC charges.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2873828]Yet another reason to get the girl's number and get her to a hotel or your place.
And if you're a real pro, you get the 4 x46girl's number on the street, 50 meters north of the entrance to 4 x4, while she is smoking weed with her friend, and she gives you a half a joint of very high quality rio ganjah (though a vagabundo will give her a 20 r note, just to keep the voodoo saints pleased).
Or at midnight, the girls walk down the Buenos Aires towards rio branco, and you just sit there, at rio branco and Buenos Aires and get numbers there.[/QUOTE]
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Dollars or Reais?
I have been searching for the post but can't find it. About a month ago, someone posted some great information on which option to choose if you are paying with a credit card. One of the two (Dollars / reais) was the better deal. Anyone remember the post?
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[QUOTE=Bravo;2875317]I have been searching for the post but can't find it. About a month ago, someone posted some great information on which option to choose if you are paying with a credit card. One of the two (Dollars / reais) was the better deal. Anyone remember the post?[/QUOTE]Always reject the ATM's conversion rate unless you prefer paying more for BR.
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ATM Option
[QUOTE=Bravo;2875317]I have been searching for the post but can't find it. About a month ago, someone posted some great information on which option to choose if you are paying with a credit card. One of the two (Dollars / reais) was the better deal. Anyone remember the post?[/QUOTE]I am not sure about credit card. But at the ATM always decline conversion. You always get Reals regardless. But if you accept conversion then you get a scammy local bank rate. If you decline conversion then your US bank uses spot rate.
Assume this is same for credit card. Decline conversion. Pay in Reals.
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[QUOTE=Bravo;2875317]I have been searching for the post but can't find it. About a month ago, someone posted some great information on which option to choose if you are paying with a credit card. One of the two (Dollars / reais) was the better deal. Anyone remember the post?[/QUOTE]It is the same same with CC's as with Debit Cards. Always say no to the local conversion! So, when you are charging something on your credit card in Brazil, a screen will usually pop up asking if you want to charge your card in dollars of BR. Always choose to be charged in BR. This way your card will be charged in BR and your credit card company will give you the best conversion rate. If you choose to be charged in dollars you are in effect accepting the local bank conversion rate and your card will be charged in dollars.
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Not just in Brazil, but anywhere!
[QUOTE=Bravo;2875317]I have been searching for the post but can't find it. About a month ago, someone posted some great information on which option to choose if you are paying with a credit card. One of the two (Dollars / reais) was the better deal. Anyone remember the post?[/QUOTE]ATM or not, always choose to pay in LOCAL CURRENCY with a credit or debit card. Always decline the currency conversion. Not only that, but check store receipts even if they don't ask. Some crooked proprietors will try to pull this scam without even telling you. I must confess I often forget myself, and when I come back home, always find 2-3 receipts with dollar conversions I've never authorized.
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The week in baseball.
So I went to hotel gomes freire with Nina DePonca last week. I fucked her three times bare in all her holes. And it was good. Lots of other fucking besides that. On Saturday, I fucked Prive Passista Kira Noir twice in her bare pussy in Hotel Rio Sevilha.
Mainly though, I have have been stressed out because my current building av malibu 1355 or thereabouts cannot put in a cable fiber modem. Oy vey, I kvetch kvetch kvetch. How Can I upload the video of all my new assets for Mossad to the servers in Tel Aviv? Oy Vey. They are about to kick me out because I am so angry.
OK, some guys come into town and they are Lance Corporals. They totally want to take over. Good initiative bad judgment. Like Lance Corporal Rodeo. Oh, he will love this, as we were both in the SWISS NAVY, though he was a SWISS NAVY Intel Officer, and I was a SWISS NAVY Infantry Officer, though much better educated and well rounded due to my Ivy League pedigree. So Lance Corporal (he was busted for all those hookers in Thailand, I will just leave it at that), comes up with this genius plan to go touring around Southern and Northern Brazil. A fellow SWISS NAVY EOD type (the smartest) points out that whiskey tango foxtrot, Brazil is a big country.
Anyway, enough with that. Alecbrown is in town a few more days and since he has actually fucked ana foxxx and has the video to prove it, I need to link up and do some planning to help with the pornographic endeavors thereof. Any other porno producing aspirng ISGers please reach out to me. I can do a porno tour of Rio, having been Buttman's internet writer and lawyer. No Shit!
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I'm in Brazil every year. I'll be in Rio soon. I already know the top spots for nighttime, but can anyone help me with telling me the top clinicas / prives in rio? Thank you.
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Foreign tourist killed in Búzios.
[URL]https://www.meiahora.com.br/geral/2023/12/6754836-turista-argentina-e-assassinada-em-buzios-policia-prende-suspeito.html[/URL]
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Ahhh Rio
By Duran Duran:
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land.
And when she shines, she really shows you all she can.
Oh Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grand.
I've been in sex prison in New Yawk and before that in uptight Sweden. God I miss Rio, but I'm heading down this weekend to check on my place, the wonderful live in housekeeper (about 70) got sick, so I have to find a replacement, but she will stay on till after the Carnival. Damn. I had a great system, she knew all my tastes, looked after the garden, some heritage chickens I keep (and give away eggs to neighbors) made great cocktails shopped for organic food, deliveries from afar by CSA farmers, great chef, discreet and genuinely bemused at my antics, did not bat an eyelid as I had two naked and prime young women canoodling up to me.
Fortunately my favorite pair will be waiting in fishnet thigh highs and sexy lingerie I spent a fortune on and keep in a box for them neatly labelled. They get BRL 1 k each per 24 hours and I treat them to great food. This may seem extravagant, but you have to understand this is 100% bareback, one fondling my balls and smiling sweetly and reaching over to kiss me while I fuck the other cowboy, and every other outrageous thing you can imagine and then some. Two days of this scrambles your brain, dual BJ and coffee on a gentle wakeup and then good breakfast and a swim.
The heat will not be fun, but I spent the bucks on dehumidfiers and AC so the initial arrival will not be so bad.
I think its time to bail on USA and western countries: too restrictive, crazy cultural wars as the population votes for the same duopoly that always acts against their economic welfare and they expect it to somehow be different just because some politician says so. That's a really dumb trade. I hope to see Swiss Chancellor Vagabundo and my long awaited Michelle Obama look-alike for a historic re-enactment of Monica in the Oval room.
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I translated it (below). Sounds like there are some details to contrast this with most male tourists from rich world countries.
Beúzios; police arrest suspect.
According to the Civil Police, a man, whose identity was not revealed, was arrested for murder.
Published at 7:48 am on 12/08/2023 - Updated at 08:58 on 12/08/2023.
Argentine Florencia Aranguren, 31 years old, was the owner of the dog Tronco; animal remained next to the woman's body after her death.
Argentine Florencia Aranguren, 31 years old, was the owner of the dog Tronco; animal stayed next to the woman's body after her death. Reproduction.
An Argentine tourist was killed on the morning of last Wednesday, 6th, in Armação de beúzios, on the coast of Rio de Janeiro. Her body was found on a trail near José Gonçalves beach. According to the Civil Police, a man, whose identity was not revealed, was arrested for murder.
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The police did not give details of the cause of death and say they are still investigating the motivations for the crime. According to delegate Phelipe Cyrne Mattos Silva, from the 127th DP (Armação de beúzios), the victim's family has already been notified by the Argentine consulate.
"We work with the hypothesis of the motivation for a homicide or an attempt by him (the suspect) to commit a previous crime which, due to failure, turned to violence, resulting in the death of the victim", says Silva.
The police also did not provide any further information about the victim, but the Argentine press claims that she is Florencia Aranguren, 31, who had been in Brazil for four days.
Beúzios City Hall reported that the tourist's body was located through an anonymous tip, and that the Municipal Guard confirmed the death when investigating the incident. The Military Police and Civil Police agents were subsequently called. Moments later, the suspect was located.
According to police chief Phelipe Silva, residents of a nearby condominium detained the man, who was taken to the police station. To the police, the suspect denied the crime and stated that he had suffered an attempted robbery.
"We were able to verify that his clothes, although wet, had some latent blood stains," said the delegate. "And, on his body, scratch marks were found, typical of the victim's attempt to defend himself," he added.
The clothes were subjected to expert examination which, according to Silva, confirmed the presence of blood. "Some DNA tests are pending to compare the material collected from his body with the victim's genetic material," said the delegate. The suspect was charged with murder.
In a statement, the Civil Police say that the 127th DP began investigations as soon as it was notified of the case. "The investigation was carried out on site, witnesses were interviewed and security cameras were requested," he stated. According to the Municipal Guard, the suspect has police records for theft and bodily harm.
[QUOTE=Sperto;2875861]Foreign tourist killed in Bzios.
[URL]https://www.meiahora.com.br/geral/2023/12/6754836-turista-argentina-e-assassinada-em-buzios-policia-prende-suspeito.html[/URL][/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2873550]Well last night Vagabundo and Alecbrwn went to meet up at Cinelandia Starbucks, and after rapping a little, then did a patrol over to 4 x4. We actually met a 4 x4 girl with her friend outside and they gave us weed. Now how cool is that. Vagabundo actually paid them 20 r for the half smoked ganja. OK, this is where it gets cool. Yes, we did go over to 116 and bang a black volleyball player, veronica, who is friends with pricilla who has a ass to die for. And Alecbrwn who is an actual adult actor (ahem, I will let him discuss any details he may choose or get his explicit permission since he is Italian Mafia, going back 3499 years) did bang a spinner. Jeez, this guy is like a Evil Jesus christ. He has fucked Ana Foxx, the real one (though mine is better, younger, and has a bigger ass like Zawaadi, but now she won't fuck me bare because last time she came to my room there was shit from dozens of other hoars who had been fucked in the love shack. Go figure. Look baby, you've been partying with the stones. OK, so Vagabundo fucked a girl that he shall name Nia Nacci 2, or Nia Nazi, or Christy Canyon, who says she will pernoite 3 times a week for 500 r each time, she is top shelf. Nia Nazi body, hence her callsign in the witness protection program. But she flaked on planned pernoites 2 days in a row, which hurts Vagabundo due to his abandonment issues. Oh, I was so mad. But I went to 116 and fucked (covered) this tall volley ball player negra, like 5 foot 11. Wow. And she's friends with Priscilla which means duplas. Oh yes. So, then we head down the street towards praca xv and we find a great cigar joint, have a macallan 12, which vagabundo bought, along with cigars. Remind me to post the exact address. Then we went by [URL]clubmixbar.com.br[/URL] at av mercado 25. Then we foot patrolled into Lapa and had some late dinner at contemporaneo, went by ganja coffee shop which was closed, and then vagabundo ubered home, all while texting manu meier about whree to meet but the morena hoar was on a overnight in botafogo, and will only do hours with vagabundo. Look Vagabundo is just a man, a normal dude, a little overweight, old, greying beard, but he looks forward to reaming manu's ass soon, maybe tomorrow, as payday was today.[/QUOTE]Vag, you are a choir boy compared to hunter biden. You need to step up your game brother.
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With regard to Michelle Obama, she's preggers, but still working. Missed her at a centro trash casa a few days ago where the mamasan / tia keeps me in the loop (Michelle Obama has a habit of losing her phone). You're welcome to her until she shits out the kid, Vagabundo is going to be doing Ana Foxx Zawaadi who was at VM 2 years ago and did overnights for 300, but now is at a Recreio tier 1 terma and after some negotiations will give me her pretty 21 year old pussy bare for two pops for 500 because of my wit, charm, and the fact that my brazilian currency is not counterfeit, most importantly.
The question in practical terms and not to be negative, but rather constructive is how's that property working out? You answer some of that, so thanks.
Another ISGer who bought in Copa says it is better to be a renter than a buyer.
I talked property finance with my propetario (owner / landlord) who I shall call Donald Trump Jr, and he of course suggested buying a duplex in a hotel condo conversion, renting one out and living in the other off of the rental income. But since the place is literally low data / low information as they can't string in optical fiber for a cable modem it's a no go in so many ways, I can't count. But that kind of stands for Brazil IMHO.
Anyway, Vagabundo hit a centro prive for a top tier girl for 200 r including anal for two pops today, had a beer with jingo10 who is in town for 60 days. There are a lot of new mongers in town, and Vagabundo hates this part of the year, is literally counting the days to 21 December when days start getting shorter again, and especially to 18 Feb or so when Carnival is over and everything goes down in price by 50%. Best time in to move and find a better location, posto 10, Recreio, between Paris Cafe and Casuarina. I won't even comment on paying 2000 r for two girls for 24 hours, but it's great work for them, so good on ya. The best time of year is July to Sept, when there are new 18 year olds weekly doing it bare in centro prives, much fewer newbie mongers, and much better weather because the humidity and heat has even the locals — of which I am one I guess at this point — sweating their reproductive organs off.
But on your political commentary, I couldn't agree more. Thing is, the BRIICS+ are figuring this out, and not only are we rich world sex tourists competing with each other for shit shower shave supper sex sleep but we are competing with post covid locals who are moving to grab the good life in Recreio and Barra. But as Zawaadi who is apparently shacked up with some rich Italian who travels in Barra Bali out in Recreio demonstrates, they can always use a 500 r cash injection in consideration for taking a load of nut in their pussy.
I would commend to you the Alex Jones interview by Tucker Carlson especially the reference to 45+ year old rich world women and their cuckold -ed men. Not a pretty picture and not getting any better soon, indeed by all accounts going the wrong way and faster each quarter.
[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2875915]By Duran Duran:
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land.
And when she shines, she really shows you all she can.
Oh Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grand.
I've been in sex prison in New Yawk and before that in uptight Sweden. God I miss Rio, but I'm heading down this weekend to check on my place, the wonderful live in housekeeper (about 70) got sick, so I have to find a replacement, but she will stay on till after the Carnival. Damn. I had a great system, she knew all my tastes, looked after the garden, some heritage chickens I keep (and give away eggs to neighbors) made great cocktails shopped for organic food, deliveries from afar by CSA farmers, great chef, discreet and genuinely bemused at my antics, did not bat an eyelid as I had two naked and prime young women canoodling up to me.
Fortunately my favorite pair will be waiting in fishnet thigh highs and sexy lingerie I spent a fortune on and keep in a box for them neatly labelled. They get BRL 1 k each per 24 hours and I treat them to great food. This may seem extravagant, but you have to understand this is 100% bareback, one fondling my balls and smiling sweetly and reaching over to kiss me while I fuck the other cowboy, and every other outrageous thing you can imagine and then some. Two days of this scrambles your brain, dual BJ and coffee on a gentle wakeup and then good breakfast and a swim.
The heat will not be fun, but I spent the bucks on dehumidfiers and AC so the initial arrival will not be so bad.
I think its time to bail on USA and western countries: too restrictive, crazy cultural wars as the population votes for the same duopoly that always acts against their economic welfare and they expect it to somehow be different just because some politician says so. That's a really dumb trade. I hope to see Swiss Chancellor Vagabundo and my long awaited Michelle Obama look-alike for a historic re-enactment of Monica in the Oval room.[/QUOTE]
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Your post inspired me to look up the federal complaint.
Actually, I would submit that Hunter Biden's problem was that he was clearly living beyond his means.
My philosphy is to live within or well below my means.
Maybe the charge agasinst me of being a cheap charlie (munger?, God rest his soul) are true, but I don't mind.
Pussy is pussy is pussy, and the bare pussy I get from a centro prive or trash casa girl like from 116 is just as good a pussy as the thousand or three thousand or ten thousand dollar pussy that RHB as the federal complaint calls him was getting; and the cost of housing, shelter, and travel is way less; and that goes straight into centro pussy, and in the mean time, I put away some money for a rainy day.
Not to diverge too much from the topic, but a dollar or better yet a covid era real saved is a real earned, as the saying goes. Indeed, Hunter Biden, not to mention a whole lotta other cuckolded North American and European men would be much happier if they just booked a trip to Rio, gave an attorney power of attorney on their property, and decided to just say fuggit, and stay. Just keep paying your rent, make friends, and figure it out.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2876078]Vag, you are a choir boy compared to hunter biden. You need to step up your game brother.[/QUOTE]
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There are other guys who come into Rio, and I won't name names, but they rent a apartment on the beach in the middle of Barra for 6500 r / month, and put down 3 months deposit of 9000 r but they have to spread it over two months and are squeezed for pussy money, and then in the first 60 days of a 360 lease (questionable) leave the property which costs 10,000 r per month vacant for a month while they are shuttling to another apartment in another country and back to the rich world for the holidays. And they're still speaking Spanish. When you ask them about the deposit, they're like, Oh it is sunk cost, but they have no rainy day reserve funds. OK, I see how that's a great way to inject foreign capital into Brazil for the landlord, property manager, and that particular building, but this super genius is trying to get porn producers to give him a deposit on his other apartment in another country and has no savings for unforeseen emergencies, and for that matter is now in a 12 month contract in a world where new wars are breaking out every 1 to 3 months, including wars with BRIICS+ countries (you know, the Brazil Russia India Indonesia China South Africa + several other OPEC countries bloc? I mean, maybe it's a good time to be not so tied down in Brazil, not sayin, just sayin.
But what the fuck do I know, I am just a Vagabundo.
Meanwhile, the locals are jacking up the price of sex and sleep, and the trend is not just seasonal, it is post covid cyclic, and it has legs. That's my expert property and pussy opinion. So, what's the answer? Work on your Carioca Portoguese language culture and network, starting with the Vasco shirt, and repeat after me:
Mais linda gatas do rio sou vascainas.
Flamengistas sou feio e veiho.
Eita.
Poxa.
Caralho.
[URL]https://youtu.be/6EYmKAs7mzc?si=gNm4nvjd1Yk_Pudw[/URL]
Learn your porto too from porta dos fundos, above, and from Dom, and Cidade do Deus (film), and Tropa de Elite 1 and 2.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2876122]With regard to Michelle Obama, she's preggers, but still working. Missed her at a centro trash casa a few days ago where the mamasan / tia keeps me in the loop (Michelle Obama has a habit of losing her phone). You're welcome to her until she shits out the kid, Vagabundo is going to be doing Ana Foxx Zawaadi who was at VM 2 years ago and did overnights for 300, but now is at a Recreio tier 1 terma and after some negotiations will give me her pretty 21 year old pussy bare for two pops for 500 because of my wit, charm, and the fact that my brazilian currency is not counterfeit, most importantly.
The question in practical terms and not to be negative, but rather constructive is how's that property working out? You answer some of that, so thanks.
Another ISGer who bought in Copa says it is better to be a renter than a buyer.
I talked property finance with my propetario (owner / landlord) who I shall call Donald Trump Jr, and he of course suggested buying a duplex in a hotel condo conversion, renting one out and living in the other off of the rental income. But since the place is literally low data / low information as they can't string in optical fiber for a cable modem it's a no go in so many ways, I can't count. But that kind of stands for Brazil IMHO.
Anyway, Vagabundo hit a centro prive for a top tier girl for 200 r including anal for two pops today, had a beer with jingo10 who is in town for 60 days. There are a lot of new mongers in town, and Vagabundo hates this part of the year, is literally counting the days to 21 December when days start getting shorter again, and especially to 18 Feb or so when Carnival is over and everything goes down in price by 50%. Best time in to move and find a better location, posto 10, Recreio, between Paris Cafe and Casuarina. I won't even comment on paying 2000 r for two girls for 24 hours, but it's great work for them, so good on ya. The best time of year is July to Sept, when there are new 18 year olds weekly doing it bare in centro prives, much fewer newbie mongers, and much better weather because the humidity and heat has even the locals of which I am one I guess at this point sweating their reproductive organs off.
But on your political commentary, I couldn't agree more. Thing is, the BRIICS+ are figuring this out, and not only are we rich world sex tourists competing with each other for shit shower shave supper sex sleep but we are competing with post covid locals who are moving to grab the good life in Recreio and Barra. But as Zawaadi who is apparently shacked up with some rich Italian who travels in Barra Bali out in Recreio demonstrates, they can always use a 500 r cash injection in consideration for taking a load of nut in their pussy.
I would commend to you the Alex Jones interview by Tucker Carlson especially the reference to 45+ year old rich world women and their cuckold -ed men. Not a pretty picture and not getting any better soon, indeed by all accounts going the wrong way and faster each quarter.[/QUOTE]
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That hunter biden complaint is a great testament about why and how not to monger in the USA.
The amounts of money he was paying were crazy compared to what can buy a great lifestyle in Rio.
I know another monger who shall remain unnamed, who has a net worth into the 7 figures, yet he rides public transportation, gets in 10,000 steps a day, and even though he could fuck any girls, chooses prive and clinica girls as they provide the best bang for the buck, and they are about half or a third of what terma girls cost.
You have to make choices about which lifestyle and friends you make in this hobby. Going for the high roller, big spender, living in two apartments lifestyle beyond your means (while trying to get porn producers to do a deposit on one of them) is not the pattern I want. The great thing about Brazil and Rio is that a monger can pick a lifestyle that provides the best girls IMHO and in the opinion of others while avoiding chasing the game that the high rolling hunter biden's pick -- how's that working out for him?
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2876078]Vag, you are a choir boy compared to hunter biden. You need to step up your game brother.[/QUOTE]
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I'm very curious why Centaraus rarely ever gets mentioned. I jiust spent 2 months in Rio and the sex I had there might have been the best of the entire trip. She was absolutely incredible.
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Centaurus
[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2876601]I'm very curious why Centaraus rarely ever gets mentioned. I jiust spent 2 months in Rio and the sex I had there might have been the best of the entire trip. She was absolutely incredible.[/QUOTE]There's been a longstanding general bias against Centaurus seemingly forever, the reason being that many felt they charged too much money. Also, if you like the darker girls it wasn't the place to go. Now, me myself I have a soft spot in my heart for the place. It was the first termas I ever went to, I had many excellent sessions there, and that's where I met my favorite termas girl of all time. I just felt that over time they needed to reinvest more money into the place. I mean, I got tired of going in there and being outfitted in a tattered robe and seeing ripped carpeting! And then in more recent years, things just fell off. I mean, as Balboa wrote a few years ago (I think it was Balboa), "the thrill was gone". The place used to be packed, the live music would be going with the "Brazilian Jose Feliciano" (it was a blind guitar player), and life was good! Everybody was fucking LOL! Well, the last few times I went, it was nothing like that. Few girls and even fewer customers. The thrill was indeed gone! But, I'll always think of Centaurus fondly. It wasn't perfect. They used to have the annoying practice of assigning a girl to you to "help" you change. Of course, it was always a girl you weren't interested in who you would then have to get rid of. And for awhile, when you first showed up they tried to charge you in advance for a session, assuming that you would want to go with somebody (I would refuse this). But otherwise, I didn't mind the pricing. One day I hope to return, even if just for the memories.
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Multi stop trip
Gentleman,
Looking for some advice or really any guidance on taking a trip with a stop in multiple countries. All of my international trips have been round trip from the US and only to my destination country. With a little more time on my hands next year, I'm looking at potentially going to Colombia and Brazil back to back before returning to the US. Obviously, it takes a little more coordination and planning, which is no problem. But is there any serious flaw to this approach. I'm thinking the trip will be 2-3 weeks. If it matters, I'm thinking most of my time will be Medellin and Rio, neither of which are new to me. And I'm definitely going to stop in Sao Paolo because apparently, we all owe it to ourselves to experience Scandallo at least once in our lives.
Anything that I should keep in mind that I haven't considered with regards to travel complications?
My backup plan would be SE Asia, that I've never visited and barely researched so that is really intimidating Or hitting up Mexico, Panama and Costa Rica.
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[QUOTE=TheCane;2876790]There's been a longstanding general bias against Centaurus seemingly forever, the reason being that many felt they charged too much money. Also, if you like the darker girls it wasn't the place to go. Now, me myself I have a soft spot in my heart for the place. It was the first termas I ever went to, I had many excellent sessions there, and that's where I met my favorite termas girl of all time. I just felt that over time they needed to reinvest more money into the place. I mean, I got tired of going in there and being outfitted in a tattered robe and seeing ripped carpeting! And then in more recent years, things just fell off. I mean, as Balboa wrote a few years ago (I think it was Balboa), "the thrill was gone". The place used to be packed, the live music would be going with the "Brazilian Jose Feliciano" (it was a blind guitar player), and life was good! Everybody was fucking LOL! Well, the last few times I went, it was nothing like that. Few girls and even fewer customers. The thrill was indeed gone! But, I'll always think of Centaurus fondly. It wasn't perfect. They used to have the annoying practice of assigning a girl to you to "help" you change. Of course, it was always a girl you weren't interested in who you would then have to get rid of. And for awhile, when you first showed up they tried to charge you in advance for a session, assuming that you would want to go with somebody (I would refuse this). But otherwise, I didn't mind the pricing. One day I hope to return, even if just for the memories.[/QUOTE]I can agree with much of this. The typically lack mulatas or black girls, however the few that they have are usually dimes so I give them credit for that. Like Cane said, I can't stand the aggressiveness in the place. They don't seem to be assigning girls to you anymore but all of the stupid request for drinks are really FN annoying. I want to wear a shirt in there that says, "look bih, the only way I will even consider buying you a drink is if I decide to fuqq you. ".
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[QUOTE=Dcrist0527;2876808]Looking for some advice or really any guidance on taking a trip with a stop in multiple countries. ....[/QUOTE]The flight between Brazil and Colombia is usually thru Sao Paolo and Bogota. You need Yellow Fever vaccine certificate to travel in the direction of Brazil to Colombia. You can get the certificate or waver in Medellin, or at the Bogota airport for free. You should purchase Brazil domestic flights early to get the best and much lower price.
You probably can do it this way, US - Colombia - Brazil - US.
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Not a Problem
[QUOTE=Dcrist0527;2876808]Gentleman,
Looking for some advice or really any guidance on taking a trip with a stop in multiple countries. All of my international trips have been round trip from the US and only to my destination country. With a little more time on my hands next year, I'm looking at potentially going to Colombia and Brazil back to back before returning to the US. Obviously, it takes a little more coordination and planning, which is no problem. But is there any serious flaw to this approach. I'm thinking the trip will be 2-3 weeks. If it matters, I'm thinking most of my time will be Medellin and Rio, neither of which are new to me. And I'm definitely going to stop in Sao Paolo because apparently, we all owe it to ourselves to experience Scandallo at least once in our lives.
Anything that I should keep in mind that I haven't considered with regards to travel complications?
My backup plan would be SE Asia, that I've never visited and barely researched so that is really intimidating Or hitting up Mexico, Panama and Costa Rica.[/QUOTE]I think this is no problem at all. I did Medellin, SP, and Buenos Aires all in tenish days. This was during COVID so the procedures between countries varied and this was a pain in the ass getting retested and different paperwork. But now it should be no issue at all. And yes. You must visit Scandallo to have a life well lived! 😋.
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[QUOTE=Nounce;2877065]The flight between Brazil and Colombia is usually thru Sao Paolo and Bogota. You need Yellow Fever vaccine certificate to travel in the direction of Brazil to Colombia. You can get the certificate or waver in Medellin, or at the Bogota airport for free. You should purchase Brazil domestic flights early to get the best and much lower price.
You probably can do it this way, US - Colombia - Brazil - US.[/QUOTE]I did Medellin then RDJ in that order to avoid complications. Also if you did not yellow vax, to be allowed from Brazil back to Colombia it is yellow fever shot plus wait ten days.
Seeking yellow fever vax in USA was quoted $350 plus not on site special order needs 3-4 days notice. I was fortunate when hobbying in Mexico City anticipating future Brazilian bundas, found a clinic in Mexico City that only charged $200 and has vax on site, in and out in 20 minutes, given yellow passport-sized booklet certificate.
A few months later traveled from Texas AUS-PTY-GRU and every check-in counter and passport control of the way proudly flaunted my yellow booklet and they just looked at me funny.
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Centaurus Mulattas
[QUOTE=Mongmann;2876958]They typically lack mulattas or black girls, however the few that they have are usually dimes so I give them credit for that.[/QUOTE]I heard that! I'll never forget "Paula". I was sitting in the boate having a drink and minding my own business when she walks up and sits down. And without introducing herself or anything says, "First I want you to slap your dick in my face. Second I want you to pull my hair. And third. I want you to fuck me in the ass"! Well damn! At the time, I wrote a full report on what happened next. Now, I say just use your own imagination wink, wink!
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[QUOTE=CenTexCrash;2877128]I did Medellin then RDJ in that order to avoid complications. Also if you did not yellow vax, to be allowed from Brazil back to Colombia it is yellow fever shot plus wait ten days.
Seeking yellow fever vax in USA was quoted $350 plus not on site special order needs 3-4 days notice. I was fortunate when hobbying in Mexico City anticipating future Brazilian bundas, found a clinic in Mexico City that only charged $200 and has vax on site, in and out in 20 minutes, given yellow passport-sized booklet certificate.
A few months later traveled from Texas AUS-PTY-GRU and every check-in counter and passport control of the way proudly flaunted my yellow booklet and they just looked at me funny.[/QUOTE]Thank you. And thanks, Nounce. Perfect example of the value of these boards and its helpful members.
Just want to make sure I understand. If I sequence it like US to Colombia, then Colombia to Brazil, then finally Brazil to US, there's no need for the Yellow Fever certificate, correct?
Like you CenTex, I tried to get that vax a few years ago (pre-Covid) and it was damn near impossible.
Again, thanks for the advice.
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[QUOTE=CenTexCrash;2877128]I did Medellin then RDJ in that order to avoid complications. Also if you did not yellow vax, to be allowed from Brazil back to Colombia it is yellow fever shot plus wait ten days.
[/QUOTE]Wait 10 days? Are you sure? When I traveled from Peru to Costa Rica I did one at the airport and was good to fly right away. Was a long time ago but cost close to nothing back then.
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[QUOTE=TheCane;2877144]I heard that! I'll never forget "Paula". I was sitting in the boate having a drink and minding my own business when she walks up and sits down. And without introducing herself or anything says, "First I want you to slap your dick in my face. Second I want you to pull my hair. And third. I want you to fuck me in the ass"! Well damn! At the time, I wrote a full report on what happened next. Now, I say just use your own imagination wink, wink![/QUOTE]It is amazing how people's tastes differ. There is no way I would have sex with that girl Cane. In another forum you said you would not bang the girl in the attached photo and I would so bang her.
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Amazing!
[QUOTE=Turgid;2877386]It is amazing how people's tastes differ. There is no way I would have sex with that girl Cane. In another forum you said you would not bang the girl in the attached photo and I would so bang her.[/QUOTE]It is indeed amazing. Different strokes for different folks. Different dicks for different chicks! But, I see you conveniently left out what drew a response in the other thread from me and a few others in the first place. You essentially proclaimed that [B]any[/B] man would want the woman in the photo you posted. That's what elicited a response, at least from me. We should refrain from saying stuff like that, at least with any supposed sincerity, because as you say tastes in women differ so, so much. For me, being attracted to a girl's face is extremely important. If I'm not attracted to a girl's face, then no I won't want to have sex with her. I'm not attracted to the girl's face in your photo.
So yes, I said I would not fuck her, let alone eat out her ass LMAO! That's what I said, within the relevant context provided above. From the pics I've posted over the years, mongers here know that Paula is ordinarily not the type I go for. I usually go for the lighter girls. But, I liked her body (round bubble butt with flat tummy). And I liked her pretty face. And her come-on attitude was out of this world! The session was great, and I remember she also gave me one of the best massages I've ever received from a working girl. I conclude with what I always say. I don't care who likes my tutes and who doesn't. After all, [B]I[/B] paid for that ass and they didn't! So, I'm the only one who has to like it. Out!
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[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWb3wqjUtSs[/URL]
$872,000 on hookers.
Man, on 872 k, I could live indefinitely with better girls in Rio on the interest from high yield short term totally safe bonds.
Give him my best at Art Basel.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2876078]Vag, you are a choir boy compared to hunter biden. You need to step up your game brother.[/QUOTE]
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Yep she is hot af.
[QUOTE=Turgid;2877386]It is amazing how people's tastes differ. There is no way I would have sex with that girl Cane. In another forum you said you would not bang the girl in the attached photo and I would so bang her.[/QUOTE]
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BJ's wholesale club in New Jersey
[URL]https://www.bjs.com/[/URL]
That's right, BJ's wholesale club. We need to start a petition to have them offer BJ's as a drive through service and frequent flyer points. We may be waiting a while given the sex prison of the USA and lazy, fat, tattooed heifers of the USA and various woke bullshit.
I was explaining this chain to my two lovelies who thought it was hilarious, and reminded me I had no such problems and offered a practical demonstration of the Brasil "can do" attitude. One proceeded to suck my balls and the other swallowed me down her throat with no gagging. These girls take pride in their female beauty and erotic power I am in awe of. Needless to say I had a shattering orgasm and then they both cuddled up. Because this is the way life should be.
Bangkok uses to have Lolita's and Dr. BJ's (now the wood bar) you could duck into during lunch. We need more of this, but it can be had locally and retail for REAL 60-80 fairly easily.
Rio is life changing for deprived western men and their unmet natural needs. Rio's favelas are about the same as the shanty towns in major US cities, but without TB and preventable diseases and its inhabitants work hard to be clean and tidy and make a community with what little they have. Unlike the needles, vapes and animal like human poop and piss on the streets of shitholes like Philly and LA.
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[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2877582][URL]https://www.bjs.com/[/URL]
That's right, BJ's wholesale club. We need to start a petition to have them offer BJ's as a drive through service and frequent flyer points. We may be waiting a while given the sex prison of the USA and lazy, fat, tattooed heifers of the USA and various woke bullshit.......[/QUOTE]For around two decades of my life (80's and 90's) I was hooked on BBBJ's, many from hookers of dubious sobriety which I got in my car in various venues in NYC. Great times.
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Perfect Partner!!
[QUOTE=TheCane;2877399]It is indeed amazing. Different strokes for different folks. Different dicks for different chicks! But, I see you conveniently left out what drew a response in the other thread from me and a few others in the first place. You essentially proclaimed that [B]any[/B] man would want the woman in the photo you posted. That's what elicited a response, at least from me. We should refrain from saying stuff like that, at least with any supposed sincerity, because as you say tastes in women differ so, so much. For me, being attracted to a girl's face is extremely important. If I'm not attracted to a girl's face, then no I won't want to have sex with her. I'm not attracted to the girl's face in your photo.
![/QUOTE]I went on a couple of Casa / Prive tours with Vagabundo and this described us to the T. After a few prive visits, I started laughing while waiting at the elevator and told him "You and I are a perfect team because we would never pick each other's girls. " Most of my friends have the same taste that I have, so we always have to lay the ground rules before we start the search "You went first yesterday, so today I get to choose first!
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Partners
[QUOTE=Bravo;2877842]I went on a couple of Casa / Prive tours with Vagabundo and this described us to the T. After a few prive visits, I started laughing while waiting at the elevator and told him "You and I are a perfect team because we would never pick each other's girls. " Most of my friends have the same taste that I have, so we always have to lay the ground rules before we start the search "You went first yesterday, so today I get to choose first![/QUOTE]I have always pretty much been a lone wolf in this thing. I'm not quick to trust other people. They can go out and do stupid things and drag you right down with them, and I cannot afford to let that happen. As I wrote somewhere else a few days ago, I did try having a wingman one time a long time ago, and the guy was just a disaster! Got stumbling drunk and digging in his nose and shit and scaring the tutes away (among other annoying things)! So, I said never again, and that's the way its been.
That said, I have thought about what would make for a good wingman or "partner in crime". I agree that it would help if neither monger liked the same type of girls. That way you're not seeing and having lust in your dark hearts for the same ones. But, another critical thing is that I think it would be crucial that you both like going to the same kinds of places too. Whether that be termas, prives, trash puteiros, Vila Mimosa, Scandallo or wherever. You like to visit the same establishments, but you're interested in banging different kinds of chicks. That would be perfect!
Other things that would be helpful would be if both are at the same experience level in terms of traveling abroad in general and in terms of mongering in particular (neither is needy of the other in these two areas). Language skills, or having a comfort level with operating in environments where you don't speak the language, are extremely useful too. One reason why my one-time wingman was so damn annoying is that he didn't speak the language (Spanish) and kept leaning on me like I was his damn (unpaid) interpreter / spokesperson or something! I mean, he was being so demanding that he was interfering with my own rap with the girls! Then he wanted to treat me like I was supposed to be his damn currency exchange office. Not! I was surprised he was so damn helpless because I knew he had mongered abroad before, and I thought he had more skiils. I was wrong. Never again!
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Yeah I don't know why this is a topic at all. But I concur, it is a pleasure to go out with you as a team. Let me know next time you are in town.
[QUOTE=Bravo;2877842]I went on a couple of Casa / Prive tours with Vagabundo and this described us to the T. After a few prive visits, I started laughing while waiting at the elevator and told him "You and I are a perfect team because we would never pick each other's girls. " Most of my friends have the same taste that I have, so we always have to lay the ground rules before we start the search "You went first yesterday, so today I get to choose first![/QUOTE]
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Jorge Amado "The Discovery of America by the Turks" and Brasil
For the mongers out there, don't forget strong male friendships are possible wih high quality fellow mongers in between sessions and in the wider sphere of life. After all, it is ultimately about lifestyle that fickle, transient working girls are merely passing through. Specific to Brasil and mongering is some selected quotes from Jorge Amado. The Discovery of America by the Turks. It's quite idealized as it is touching. Make sure you have a dog and good, strong same-sex friendships rather than betting the emotional farm on women. This is what American guys are really idiotic about and get emotionally and financially raped on a daily basis.
Here goes:
Radun would greet him when he saw him arrive without notice. To have some fun, relax (nobody's made of iron) in the cabaret, bars, a wh-rehouse. It was his feast day. Jamiland Radun, the philosopher, never separated, gabbing endlsssley, lots of laughs, drinks, polkas, and mazurakas. On nights of great merriment, on the streets of Itabuna, arm in arm with Cockeye Paula or some other woman, Raduan would get the urge to declaim in Arabic love poems in which the wine flowed and sultanas danced. Holding hands with Glorinha Goldass as he listened, Jamil was moved to tears".
Allah understood all and forgave everything. (Jamil). Met and gathered into his bosom the capricious Jove, a wild and lusty half-breed. The affair caused talk, and news of it reached the colonel's ears. Anuar Maron had set up house for Jove, had taken her out of the red-light district, wanted her all for himself and would'nt hear of anyone else grazing in his pastures.
He'd (Noberto de Faria) developed a friendship with Jamil, with whom he'd come to know in the wh-orhouses of Itabuna, of which he was an assiduous and jolly frequenter. (they went into business together). Noberto de Faria, a native of Sergipe withtraces of Mulatto, a man of honor and vision, placed the necessary sum at Jamil's disposal, trusting in him and swearing to the great esteem in which he held him. He called him his partner at table and in bed, because they had the same girls, ate from the same plate, and had similar tastes: small boobs, big asses, tight twats. Pleasant concordances always reinforce the bonds of friendship".
Yes, the joy, the whoop and fun of two friends banging beautiful young women (no older than 25) is the way life should be. I told my duo about the book and author about 6 months and they got a copy in porto and read it for homework. They try to impress me, and succeed, a no reflex deep throat and sexy, passionate kissing and seeing them flounce about and giggle is very damned sexy. After all, they are sweet young women at heart. They were very happy about my interest in their country and were strongly of the view the men should support one another and have a happy and carefree association with the girls. They also confirmed that girls got bitchy and fought over the polite, charming and fit men, even though it was for money.
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Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to y'all. I bought some cheap santa suits on amazon for festivities. Both girls offered to introduce me to their families on Christmas. One is way up north, but I bought her an airfare because she is so nice to me. It's a sweet thing, kind of status and also revealing that in Brasil you don't get the stigma and shame with girls who ply their trade to save up and often have a bit of adventure. Everyone knows what's going on but don't embarrass others with hypocritical shaming. It's a very human country (like Italy) that makes me appreciate it more and more compared to the mercenary and cruel USA.
The people are relaxed with sexuality, a perfectly natural and necessary thing to bond, laugh, and avoid extinction and inbreeding. Even my elderly housekeeper laughed at the antics I get up to with my lovelies and the sperm splattered walls and with a big smile and playfully wagged her finger at me. Same with the sheets. She washes and hangs them out to dry in the air and sunshine. She sits down with me and two young women and they banter away happily in porto like old friends. The bed magically always clean and fresh. I've organized and paid to send her to the best specialists in Sao Paulo and gave her a huge bonus, as in 6 months wages. She is total gold and I hope I can persuade her to stay on. Worth every cent and one of the best trades I've ever made. You cannot take money with you and the daily joy I get from the young girls and lifestyle (including a plum bit of land up in the hills with views) is simply amazing.
You can guess what the girl's stocking will be stuffed with ! My housemaid got cash bonus, a hamper, a peck on the cheek and a hug. She was so happy she cried a bit. How do you put a value on that ??
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The only book that Vagabundo owns is Jorge Amado, The Double Death of Quincas Water Bray.
This is where he keeps his weed.
The Marines at the Embassy and the Grupo Maritimo (Coast Guard) have standing orders to bury Vagabundo at sea, in a zodiac boat, with 200 pounds of C4.
BOOOM.
On New Years Eve.
At Copacabana, or better yet, Posto 8, Barra.
[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2878201]For the mongers out there, don't forget strong male friendships are possible wih high quality fellow mongers in between sessions and in the wider sphere of life. After all, it is ultimately about lifestyle that fickle, transient working girls are merely passing through. Specific to Brasil and mongering is some selected quotes from Jorge Amado. The Discovery of America by the Turks. It's quite idealized as it is touching. Make sure you have a dog and good, strong same-sex friendships rather than betting the emotional farm on women. This is what American guys are really idiotic about and get emotionally and financially raped on a daily basis.
Here goes:
Radun would greet him when he saw him arrive without notice. To have some fun, relax (nobody's made of iron) in the cabaret, bars, a wh-rehouse. It was his feast day. Jamiland Radun, the philosopher, never separated, gabbing endlsssley, lots of laughs, drinks, polkas, and mazurakas. On nights of great merriment, on the streets of Itabuna, arm in arm with Cockeye Paula or some other woman, Raduan would get the urge to declaim in Arabic love poems in which the wine flowed and sultanas danced. Holding hands with Glorinha Goldass as he listened, Jamil was moved to tears".
Allah understood all and forgave everything. (Jamil). Met and gathered into his bosom the capricious Jove, a wild and lusty half-breed. The affair caused talk, and news of it reached the colonel's ears. Anuar Maron had set up house for Jove, had taken her out of the red-light district, wanted her all for himself and would'nt hear of anyone else grazing in his pastures.
He'd (Noberto de Faria) developed a friendship with Jamil, with whom he'd come to know in the wh-orhouses of Itabuna, of which he was an assiduous and jolly frequenter. (they went into business together). Noberto de Faria, a native of Sergipe withtraces of Mulatto, a man of honor and vision, placed the necessary sum at Jamil's disposal, trusting in him and swearing to the great esteem in which he held him. He called him his partner at table and in bed, because they had the same girls, ate from the same plate, and had similar tastes: small boobs, big asses, tight twats. Pleasant concordances always reinforce the bonds of friendship".
Yes, the joy, the whoop and fun of two friends banging beautiful young women (no older than 25) is the way life should be. I told my duo about the book and author about 6 months and they got a copy in porto and read it for homework. They try to impress me, and succeed, a no reflex deep throat and sexy, passionate kissing and seeing them flounce about and giggle is very damned sexy. After all, they are sweet young women at heart. They were very happy about my interest in their country and were strongly of the view the men should support one another and have a happy and carefree association with the girls. They also confirmed that girls got bitchy and fought over the polite, charming and fit men, even though it was for money.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=TheCane;2877399]It is indeed amazing. Different strokes for different folks. Different dicks for different chicks! But, I see you conveniently left out what drew a response in the other thread from me and a few others in the first place. You essentially proclaimed that [B]any[/B] man would want the woman in the photo you posted. That's what elicited a response, at least from me. We should refrain from saying stuff like that, at least with any supposed sincerity, because as you say tastes in women differ so, so much. For me, being attracted to a girl's face is extremely important. If I'm not attracted to a girl's face, then no I won't want to have sex with her. I'm not attracted to the girl's face in your photo.
So yes, I said I would not fuck her, let alone eat out her ass LMAO! That's what I said, within the relevant context provided above. From the pics I've posted over the years, mongers here know that Paula is ordinarily not the type I go for. I usually go for the lighter girls. But, I liked her body (round bubble butt with flat tummy). And I liked her pretty face. And her come-on attitude was out of this world! The session was great, and I remember she also gave me one of the best massages I've ever received from a working girl. I conclude with what I always say. I don't care who likes my tutes and who doesn't. After all, [B]I[/B] paid for that ass and they didn't! So, I'm the only one who has to like it. Out![/QUOTE]You might be the only one who has to like it, but I like this girl despite not having to, LOL.
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10 photos
Found a website
Hey guys, I just came across the website Fatal Model by chance.
[URL]https://fatalmodel.com/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-rj[/URL]
To be honest, I'm kind of shocked I've never seen it mentioned here (apologize in advance if it has!) I've mostly only seen splove, private55, and clubmodel mentioned on the board.
[URL]https://splove.com.br/[/URL]
[URL]https://www.private55.com/[/URL]
[URL]https://clubmodel.com.br/[/URL]
But Fatal Model seems to have way more mid-range type girls you'd see walking on the street. The website is all in Portuguese, but of course you can translate with Google. And their profiles have interesting videos of them doing an interesting spin for verification purposes LOL. In my opinion, this website appears to have more exotic looking girls compared to the others too. If you enjoy women of darker complexion, I think you may enjoy it! I've only been browsing the site for 5 minutes but I've already come across quite a few stunning profiles. All in Rio de Janeiro. I'll attach some pictures and link profiles. Examples:
[URL]https://fatalmodel.com/1400174/lana-garcia-1400174[/URL]
[URL]https://fatalmodel.com/1639960/suellen-cristina[/URL]
[URL]https://fatalmodel.com/1515611/emily-1515611[/URL]
[URL]https://fatalmodel.com/1798828/cherryblossom[/URL]
[URL]https://fatalmodel.com/1830423/joana-souza-1830423[/URL]
I will let the guys know on the SP forum also.
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Jorge Amado, the double death of quincas water bray, had previously been discussed here.
Do you have a link or reference to the Jorge Amado piece that you discuss here?
Thanks.
[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2878201]For the mongers out there, don't forget strong male friendships are possible wih high quality fellow mongers in between sessions and in the wider sphere of life. After all, it is ultimately about lifestyle that fickle, transient working girls are merely passing through. Specific to Brasil and mongering is some selected quotes from Jorge Amado. The Discovery of America by the Turks. It's quite idealized as it is touching. Make sure you have a dog and good, strong same-sex friendships rather than betting the emotional farm on women. This is what American guys are really idiotic about and get emotionally and financially raped on a daily basis.
Here goes:
Radun would greet him when he saw him arrive without notice. To have some fun, relax (nobody's made of iron) in the cabaret, bars, a wh-rehouse. It was his feast day. Jamiland Radun, the philosopher, never separated, gabbing endlsssley, lots of laughs, drinks, polkas, and mazurakas. On nights of great merriment, on the streets of Itabuna, arm in arm with Cockeye Paula or some other woman, Raduan would get the urge to declaim in Arabic love poems in which the wine flowed and sultanas danced. Holding hands with Glorinha Goldass as he listened, Jamil was moved to tears"..[/QUOTE]
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Yellow Fever Waiver
[QUOTE=Nounce;2877065]The flight between Brazil and Colombia is usually thru Sao Paolo and Bogota. You need Yellow Fever vaccine certificate to travel in the direction of Brazil to Colombia. You can get the certificate or waver in Medellin, or at the Bogota airport for free. You should purchase Brazil domestic flights early to get the best and much lower price.
You probably can do it this way, US - Colombia - Brazil - US.[/QUOTE]Will I be allowed to board the flight from Brazil to Colombia if I don't have the waiver or vaccine?
Also what are the requirements of the Waiver?
Planning to take one once reach Brazil but the 10 day rule might not kick in before I fly out.
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Girl friendly hotels
[QUOTE=Sabor;2861872]My experience in Rio was most hotels are not girl friendly and have a posting at the entrance with the regulation in regards to prostitution. Doesn't matter what status you have with the hotel change you can get thrown out. The girls know this and some will use it ti their advantage.[/QUOTE]I am expecting my first trip in Brazil on the last week of December.
In Rio, is it different from Sao Paulo where most of hotels do not care about guests (as I read from SP forum)?
By reading posts here in RJ forum, I could see that girls were taken to Lido Hotel and Hotel Rio Sevilha.
Can anyone suggest more girl-friendly hotels in safe areas?
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The Discovery of America by the Turks
At Vagabundo1.
Rondo das bucetas (page 9). Fascinating.
[URL]https://www.terra.com.br/diversao/infograficos/jorge-amado-centenario/pdf/a-descoberta-da-america.pdf[/URL]
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Guest Friendly hotel in Buenos Aries
Hi Folks.
Sorry to post a question on this forum which should have been in Argentina forum. But unfortunately that forum is dead and I don't see any activity. This forum is always live so may be anyone who might have visited Buenos Aries recently can help me answer my question. Can someone suggest me a good reasonably prices guest friendly hotel in Recoleta or any other good area of Buenos Aries? I have a trip coming up at the end of January and I need to book my hotel. I used to stay in hotel Etoile in Recoleta many years back but it seems to be not in business anymore. Any feed back shall be highly appreciated.
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[QUOTE=Sp1000;2879030]I am expecting my first trip in Brazil on the last week of December.
In Rio, is it different from Sao Paulo where most of hotels do not care about guests (as I read from SP forum)?
By reading posts here in RJ forum, I could see that girls were taken to Lido Hotel and Hotel Rio Sevilha.
Can anyone suggest more girl-friendly hotels in safe areas?[/QUOTE]I would say check out the Pestana Hotel, hotel Atlantico praia, the Marriott, and the Fairmont.
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Yeah I don't do any of that wingman stuff either. It is a waste of time. Unless it's a close friend or family, I would do it but if it's some stranger its not worth it.
[QUOTE=TheCane;2877859]I have always pretty much been a lone wolf in this thing. I'm not quick to trust other people. They can go out and do stupid things and drag you right down with them, and I cannot afford to let that happen. As I wrote somewhere else a few days ago, I did try having a wingman one time a long time ago, and the guy was just a disaster! Got stumbling drunk and digging in his nose and shit and scaring the tutes away (among other annoying things)! So, I said never again, and that's the way its been.
That said, I have thought about what would make for a good wingman or "partner in crime". I agree that it would help if neither monger liked the same type of girls. That way you're not seeing and having lust in your dark hearts for the same ones. But, another critical thing is that I think it would be crucial that you both like going to the same kinds of places too. Whether that be termas, prives, trash puteiros, Vila Mimosa, Scandallo or wherever. You like to visit the same establishments, but you're interested in banging different kinds of chicks. That would be perfect!
Other things that would be helpful would be if both are at the same experience level in terms of traveling abroad in general and in terms of mongering in particular (neither is needy of the other in these two areas). Language skills, or having a comfort level with operating in environments where you don't speak the language, are extremely useful too. One reason why my one-time wingman was so damn annoying is that he didn't speak the language (Spanish) and kept leaning on me like I was his damn (unpaid) interpreter / spokesperson or something! I mean, he was being so demanding that he was interfering with my own rap with the girls! Then he wanted to treat me like I was supposed to be his damn currency exchange office. Not! I was surprised he was so damn helpless because I knew he had mongered abroad before, and I thought he had more skiils. I was wrong. Never again![/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Wilfred1;2879043]Hi Folks.
Sorry to post a question on this forum which should have been in Argentina forum. But unfortunately that forum is dead and I don't see any activity. This forum is always live so may be anyone who might have visited Buenos Aries recently can help me answer my question. Can someone suggest me a good reasonably prices guest friendly hotel in Recoleta or any other good area of Buenos Aries? I have a trip coming up at the end of January and I need to book my hotel. I used to stay in hotel Etoile in Recoleta many years back but it seems to be not in business anymore. Any feed back shall be highly appreciated.[/QUOTE]Non-answer answer: I went to Buenos Aires once in July 2019. With the site Baires Girls. Verdict, at least for me: All of the girls are casas / depas. You go to them. No need to bring room service. Unless it's a good Tinder / Seeking pro-am doing LT / TLN, if that's an option sorry I didn't venture as the casas / depas were plenty (for me at least).
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Merry Christmas!
And a Happy New Year from Bundaville courtesy of "Luna Kim". Yep, I fucked that. That butt hole was [B]tight[/B]!
[URL]https://www.riosexsite.com/acompanhante/LunaKim[/URL]
[URL]https://www.barravipsrio.com/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-luna-kim[/URL]
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Thanks and.
[QUOTE=RioBob;2879192]I would say check out the Pestana Hotel, hotel Atlantico praia, the Marriott, and the Fairmont.[/QUOTE]Can anyone also recommend love motels in Copacabana?
If I search on google map, there are so many coming up. So it does not seem that search results are what I actually mean by love motels.
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The Cane. Wowsa, wowsa wowsa
That is one lady I need to meet real soon. What was the price out of curiosity?
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Luna Kim
[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2879311]That is one lady I need to meet real soon. What was the price out of curiosity?[/QUOTE]To be honest it's been long enough that I don't recall. But I do remember that it was very reasonable (no gringo gouging). If you're really interested you can touch bases with her to see what she's asking now. I recall that she was intelligent, considerate, and thoughtful. Even brought me a little gift! What girl does that in this business? The session was good, and overall I give her a 7 on my optics scale. And she's a natural redhead if you like that sort of thing (I like).
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[QUOTE=WarmBlankets;2878690]Hey guys, I just came across the website Fatal Model by chance.
I will let the guys know on the SP forum also.[/QUOTE]FM is especially valuable for smaller Brazil locales where advertising costs charged by larger sites might be prohibitive. I successfully used it in Parati (where even local cabbies had no idea). And yes, that verification technique is the shit!
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[QUOTE=Sp1000;2879299]Can anyone also recommend love motels in Copacabana?
If I search on google map, there are so many coming up. So it does not seem that search results are what I actually mean by love motels.[/QUOTE]In Copacabana the only one I can think of now is The Lido.
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[QUOTE=RioBob;2879442]In Copacabana the only one I can think of now is The Lido.[/QUOTE]Vanity motel.
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15 years later
Been 15 years since I last visited Rio. I am thinking about a few days in Ipanema / Copa Cabana and a few days in Barra de Tijuana. Does this make sense?
Are there any places that have picked up the vibe of the old Help in Copa? Or are we now have to be satisfied with the thermas?
Thinking about staying at airbnbs instead of hotels. Is it hard to bring guests? In others parts of Latin America getting guests into an airbnb can be an impossible mission.
Also no idea what the going rate is. We want to keep it affordable. What should I expect to pay in reals per hour?
I appreciate your time and ideas. Thanks from this old timer.
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There can be only one.
- highlander.
This means that the highlander vampire jeddi senor cane has returned to Rio after 4 years!
There can be only one.
Covid 27 Riofornication script notes.
[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2879311]That is one lady I need to meet real soon. What was the price out of curiosity?[/QUOTE]
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I arrive on December 29 for circa 3 weeks. First week in an Airbnb in Ipanema, hopefully no issues bringing guests back. Hotel prices are crazy expensive given the time of year.
Panda Motel seems like a decent spot in Botafogo if stuck and can't bring a 'guest' into the Airbnb. Probably won't be an issue if give the security guy some money.
Haven't been in Rio in a few years, can't wait to get back!! The west is depressing with the dark, wet and windy winters and the people overall are not as nice. The hassle getting a date with a very average woman here isn't worth it (although I gave up on western women when I was 18, am 37 now).
I found Brazil Cupid very good for meeting normal women in advance of heading over.
I love all the thermas (Monte Carlo, Solarium and Centaurus).
Usually stay clear of centro as prefer to stay in the South Zone, although I will head to Barra and Recreio for a few days and pop into Paris Cafe (thermas) one of the nights.
Mabs and Dolce Vita in Copacabana aren't great but still worth going to the odd day / night.
Casablanca in my opinion in Copacabana is ok (all these places have Brazilian women which are the best in the world so can't complain).
Was a big fan of Barbarella in Copacabana but it closed down a few years now which was a big pity.
The only prive I am aware of is Copa 583 in Copacabana. I don't care about anything in Centro (although might go 4*4 thermas one of the evenings and lapa one night).
I'll post a report when I am over there.
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I will be glad to link up at paris cafe when you go. Please let me know. It is best to upgrade to message other ISG members.
On the 29th I can also plan to be at paris cafe probably at 22 h or later. Post a meet up here.
[QUOTE=KyivBound1986;2879521]I arrive on December 29 for circa 3 weeks. First week in an Airbnb in Ipanema, hopefully no issues bringing guests back. Hotel prices are crazy expensive given the time of year.
Panda Motel seems like a decent spot in Botafogo if stuck and can't bring a 'guest' into the Airbnb. Probably won't be an issue if give the security guy some money.
Haven't been in Rio in a few years, can't wait to get back!! The west is depressing with the dark, wet and windy winters and the people overall are not as nice. The hassle getting a date with a very average woman here isn't worth it (although I gave up on western women when I was 18, am 37 now).
I found Brazil Cupid very good for meeting normal women in advance of heading over.
I love all the thermas (Monte Carlo, Solarium and Centaurus).
Usually stay clear of centro as prefer to stay in the South Zone, although I will head to Barra and Recreio for a few days and pop into Paris Cafe (thermas) one of the nights.
Mabs and Dolce Vita in Copacabana aren't great but still worth going to the odd day / night.
Casablanca in my opinion in Copacabana is ok (all these places have Brazilian women which are the best in the world so can't complain).
Was a big fan of Barbarella in Copacabana but it closed down a few years now which was a big pity.
The only prive I am aware of is Copa 583 in Copacabana. I don't care about anything in Centro (although might go 4*4 thermas one of the evenings and lapa one night).
I'll post a report when I am over there.[/QUOTE]
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Sex as Exercise
Sex as Exercise.
One of the best monger friends I know views sex as simply exercise, along with walking 10,000 steps a day. For $30 USD / $150 BRL, you get 1 hour to fuck, suck, 69, and get a massage.
What a deal. Or, you can get a half hour or 20 minutes for half that or 80 BRL.
Today, I got in two fucks bare with my regular pernoite girl, and I also got in 15,000 steps.
I could have and maybe should have thrown in 1 hour with a centro prive girl for 150.
Sure it is covered fucking in the pussy and ass, but it is a good massage in the middle.
Does anyone even go to the next triathlon (brazilian triathlon -- fighting fucking and futbol?) level of putting on a heart zone monitor? I mean, sex is level 1 or 2 or 3 out of 5. (See Sally Field's heart zone training book).
Do those smart watches actually double as heart zone monitors? Vagabundo has done 30+ olympic distance triathlons, and used a heart zone monitor that goes around your chest. That would be a good piece of gear. Cut out all smoking, alcohol, and just get high on endorphins and sex.
That is the definition and pathway to a good long life.
I don't regret one Brazilian hoar I have fucked, not one.
[QUOTE=KyivBound1986;2879521]I arrive on December 29 for circa 3 weeks. First week in an Airbnb in Ipanema, hopefully no issues bringing guests back. Hotel prices are crazy expensive given the time of year.
Panda Motel seems like a decent spot in Botafogo if stuck and can't bring a 'guest' into the Airbnb. Probably won't be an issue if give the security guy some money.
Haven't been in Rio in a few years, can't wait to get back!! The west is depressing with the dark, wet and windy winters and the people overall are not as nice. The hassle getting a date with a very average woman here isn't worth it (although I gave up on western women when I was 18, am 37 now).
I found Brazil Cupid very good for meeting normal women in advance of heading over.
I love all the thermas (Monte Carlo, Solarium and Centaurus).
Usually stay clear of centro as prefer to stay in the South Zone, although I will head to Barra and Recreio for a few days and pop into Paris Cafe (thermas) one of the nights.
Mabs and Dolce Vita in Copacabana aren't great but still worth going to the odd day / night.
Casablanca in my opinion in Copacabana is ok (all these places have Brazilian women which are the best in the world so can't complain).
Was a big fan of Barbarella in Copacabana but it closed down a few years now which was a big pity.
The only prive I am aware of is Copa 583 in Copacabana. I don't care about anything in Centro (although might go 4*4 thermas one of the evenings and lapa one night).
I'll post a report when I am over there.[/QUOTE]
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Try online or the app: guiademoteis.
[QUOTE=Sp1000;2879299]Can anyone also recommend love motels in Copacabana?
If I search on google map, there are so many coming up. So it does not seem that search results are what I actually mean by love motels.[/QUOTE]
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I tried downloading that app and it says that it's not available in my region. Is there a way to bypass this?
[QUOTE=Foolish;2879808]Try online or the app: guiademoteis.[/QUOTE]
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Thank you.
[QUOTE=RioBob;2879442]In Copacabana the only one I can think of now is The Lido.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sperto;2879465]Vanity motel.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your answers.
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Thanks.
[QUOTE=Foolish;2879808]Try online or the app: guiademoteis.[/QUOTE]Thank you. I will try.
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Random question
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2879590]Sex as Exercise.[/QUOTE]As a newbie, I find some of your posts interesting, although I could not read all since you post a lot.
I agree with sex as exercise. My naive question is. I do not know how much uncovered fucking you do but how can one deal with fear of STD?
Due to fear, so far I have not done much uncovered fucking with working girls (even BBBJ).
A few guys that I asked answered like leaving it to chance.
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[QUOTE=KyivBound1986;2879521]I arrive on December 29 for circa 3 weeks. First week in an Airbnb in Ipanema, hopefully no issues bringing guests back. Hotel prices are crazy expensive given the time of year.
Panda Motel seems like a decent spot in Botafogo if stuck and can't bring a 'guest' into the Airbnb. Probably won't be an issue if give the security guy some money.
Haven't been in Rio in a few years, can't wait to get back!! The west is depressing with the dark, wet and windy winters and the people overall are not as nice. The hassle getting a date with a very average woman here isn't worth it (although I gave up on western women when I was 18, am 37 now).
I found Brazil Cupid very good for meeting normal women in advance of heading over.
I love all the thermas (Monte Carlo, Solarium and Centaurus).
Usually stay clear of centro as prefer to stay in the South Zone, although I will head to Barra and Recreio for a few days and pop into Paris Cafe (thermas) one of the nights.
Mabs and Dolce Vita in Copacabana aren't great but still worth going to the odd day / night.
Casablanca in my opinion in Copacabana is ok (all these places have Brazilian women which are the best in the world so can't complain).
Was a big fan of Barbarella in Copacabana but it closed down a few years now which was a big pity.
The only prive I am aware of is Copa 583 in Copacabana. I don't care about anything in Centro (although might go 4*4 thermas one of the evenings and lapa one night).
I'll post a report when I am over there.[/QUOTE]I use Airbnb also but I always send a message to the agent asking if I can bring friends into the apartment. Some say no and specify no working girls, others say no over night guests and others say you can do whatever you want. This way there is no guessing or problems because nobody wants to have to go find a love motel at 2 in the morning. You mentioned dolce vita, if you go late at about 1 am you'll have better luck as that's when most of the girls arrive but I have arrived at 11:30 and found something good from the few that were there.
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Are you in Brazil? Otherwise, I would use the browser web version until you are there.
When I used my burner android phone in Sao Paulo with local sim, no issues.
[QUOTE=Fewdie;2879818]I tried downloading that app and it says that it's not available in my region. Is there a way to bypass this?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Sp1000;2879845]I do not know how much uncovered fucking you do but how can one deal with fear of STD?[/QUOTE]This has to be your own risk analysis. Some that I have talked to, only have protected vag / anal, but like kissing & uncovered bjs. Test once and a while.
On the other hand, some only fear HIV (to them, all the other stds have cures / milder long term effects). So they use Prep or some version of Cabanuva injections and don't worry too much after that.
Definitely your own determination, but those are the general bounderies that I've had conversations with. Then there are those that have unprotected everything, don't test, etc.
Then there's vasectomies, etc, as birth is a different facet of consideration.
F.
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Yes it popped up when I was in Brazil also.
[QUOTE=Foolish;2880051]Are you in Brazil? Otherwise, I would use the browser web version until you are there.
When I used my burner android phone in Sao Paulo with local sim, no issues.[/QUOTE]
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How many times does it take for a monger to tire of having sex with a regular? When do you guys delete a girl after getting bored with the sex. One night stands don't count. You have to call her over for at least a second encounter.
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How many time before a trade-in?
Well that depends on the chemistry and skill. Much of sex is in the head, the teasing looks, the mock pouting, the giggles, a flouncing dress, their high spirits, cuddles, playfulness and girls (for me) that do not do the fake moans etc but can swallow me whole deep throat and skillfully make me explode in their mouths and keep going with no gag reflex. I've had a duo for well over 18 months and it never gets tired, they know exactly what I like. All holes are open. They do the full lesbian thing and happily rim me as the other sucks. It's not a mechanical fuck-hutch. But wow, it is crazy good and I feel like a king and am always smiling.
I've flown them around Brazil with me and wish I could get them a visa to USA, I'd stick them on a plane ASAP and wine and dine them in New Yawk. But they would be unhappy there, uptight, obese gringos only interested in money and ego. I've realized Brasil really is a neat place, and it's cheap and easy to get to Europe for a change (Brasil citizens can enter Portugal and the Schengen area for 90 days). None of the thrashed starfish Romanians or FKK's with more mileage than many space probes. Joke: what's the difference between a Porsche and a Romanian hooker ? Not everyone has been in a Porsche.
USA is done for. Besides being expensive and many parts looking like Philippine shanty towns, it is full of people who are very, very angry discovering 40 years of neo-con bullshit, offshoring, globalization, rightsizing and automation has cancelled the lifestyle they want. They were conned and betrayed. They know politicians are shamelessly corrupt employees of big money who promise the world and do jack. And don't deliver on the basics: food, income and housing security (Obama was the chief marketing bulshitter and now billionaire) or a rigged tax system (that Trump made worse). This speaks to core policy failure and corruption of the big parties and their real constituents, those that pay them. This will get worse with lots of bullshit culture wars against rational economic self interest.
My duo is very interested in seeing the snow covered alps and I plan on a nice surprise for them. As you can imagine, I'm going to have an awesome vacation in Switzerland in a month, blowing my horn so as to speak as the girls practice French!
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Depends on the Girl
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2880074]How many times does it take for a monger to tire of having sex with a regular? When do you guys delete a girl after getting bored with the sex. One night stands don't count. You have to call her over for at least a second encounter.[/QUOTE]We were actually just talking about this in the Seeking thread. There is a documented effect called the Coolidge Effect, where new pussy trumps old pussy. They proved it thru experiments with rats and we are only slightly more evolved. Kkkk.
Seriously tho it depends on the quality of the sex. Most girls are pretty average or below average at it, particularly BJ, but as they get more experienced get better. I will tire of an average girl quite quickly. I had an actual 10 in Madrid — literally the prettiest woman I have ever seen. Bar none. Sex was mediocre. By the fourth time it improved to quite good. But it still wasn't enough to make me want to keep coming back.
But as a counter example my home town SB of two years is flat out spectacular in bed. And we have chemistry. And she makes me believe (even after two years!) there is nothing she'the rather do than fuck me. It still feels 100% real and passionate. So in this case I suppose we've fucked probably 100 times and I never get tired of it.
So it all depends how good they are!
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2880074]How many times does it take for a monger to tire of having sex with a regular? When do you guys delete a girl after getting bored with the sex. One night stands don't count. You have to call her over for at least a second encounter.[/QUOTE]Skilled & enthusiastic cock sucking is the most difficult to drop.
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I'm not a doctor.
But, that said, Rio is better than most because the girls get tested, even at VM, definitely in the termas and in the prives.
Also, I recommend being on PReP.
[QUOTE=Sp1000;2879845]As a newbie, I find some of your in posts interesting, although I could not read all since you post a lot.
I agree with sex as exercise. My naive question is. I do not know how much uncovered fucking you do but how can one deal with fear of STD?
Due to fear, so far I have not done much uncovered fucking with working girls (even BBBJ).
A few guys that I asked answered like leaving it to chance.[/QUOTE]
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Brasil is the switzerland of South America, it is said. Surrounded by mountains or jungles or the sea. You might try a local trip to Petropolis.
When does a regular get the boot? At a certain point it does come down to whether you get along, if she has other things to offer like she is smart, doesn't steal, has good credit, brings weed; the optimal harem is probably 4 with a strict hierarchy of one girl dominant over the other girls for a clear chain of command.
[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2880302]Well that depends on the chemistry and skill. Much of sex is in the head, the teasing looks, the mock pouting, the giggles, a flouncing dress, their high spirits, cuddles, playfulness and girls (for me) that do not do the fake moans etc but can swallow me whole deep throat and skillfully make me explode in their mouths and keep going with no gag reflex. I've had a duo for well over 18 months and it never gets tired, they know exactly what I like. All holes are open. They do the full lesbian thing and happily rim me as the other sucks. It's not a mechanical fuck-hutch. But wow, it is crazy good and I feel like a king and am always smiling.
I've flown them around Brazil with me and wish I could get them a visa to USA, I'd stick them on a plane ASAP and wine and dine them in New Yawk. But they would be unhappy there, uptight, obese gringos only interested in money and ego. I've realized Brasil really is a neat place, and it's cheap and easy to get to Europe for a change (Brasil citizens can enter Portugal and the Schengen area for 90 days). None of the thrashed starfish Romanians or FKK's with more mileage than many space probes. Joke: what's the difference between a Porsche and a Romanian hooker ? Not everyone has been in a Porsche.
USA is done for. Besides being expensive and many parts looking like Philippine shanty towns, it is full of people who are very, very angry discovering 40 years of neo-con bullshit, offshoring, globalization, rightsizing and automation has cancelled the lifestyle they want. They were conned and betrayed. They know politicians are shamelessly corrupt employees of big money who promise the world and do jack. And don't deliver on the basics: food, income and housing security (Obama was the chief marketing bulshitter and now billionaire) or a rigged tax system (that Trump made worse). This speaks to core policy failure and corruption of the big parties and their real constituents, those that pay them. This will get worse with lots of bullshit culture wars against rational economic self interest.
My duo is very interested in seeing the snow covered alps and I plan on a nice surprise for them. As you can imagine, I'm going to have an awesome vacation in Switzerland in a month, blowing my horn so as to speak as the girls practice French![/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2880074]How many times does it take for a monger to tire of having sex with a regular? When do you guys delete a girl after getting bored with the sex. One night stands don't count. You have to call her over for at least a second encounter.[/QUOTE]For me it depends on the level of hotness of the girl, the hotter the girl the longer it takes for me to tire of her.
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Nye
To the Rio veterans, any recommendations on what to do for NYE, vanilla or otherwise? It will be my first time in Rio, staying in Copa, and enjoy all aspects of traveling. Up for a meetup and trading notes (I'll be there through the first week of January, I don't speak Portuguese though). TIA, CR.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2880074]How many times does it take for a monger to tire of having sex with a regular? When do you guys delete a girl after getting bored with the sex. ...[/QUOTE]I have a different experience. I have been seeing her (doesn't know my name girl) more than 20 times. Every time I thought this maybe it but I kept wanting more.
[QUOTE=Nounce;2879729]...I repeat with her because the happiness and euphoria after sex can last for hours until the next day. ....[/QUOTE]I think the "doesn't know how things work girl" is a 10 subjectively and objectively speaking if one likes the model type. I don't know what is a 7, or 8 but I know what is a 10. LOL. Last time she was with me, the gave me a hand job using her feet while she was using vibrator and we were kissing. She has 6 pack or 4 pack when she has orgasm but I don't miss her and she is the one who always initiated the date
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MABS Bar / Restaurant
In Rio in 4 days. Is there anywhere similar to MABS in Copacabana? Not a major fan of MABS but its ok for a few beers.
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Why do people even come to Rio for less than a month?
[QUOTE=KyivBound1986;2880716]In Rio in 4 days. Is there anywhere similar to MABS in Copacabana? Not a major fan of MABS but its ok for a few beers.[/QUOTE]
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On 21 December, the summer solstice passed, and the end of Carnival cannot come soon enough. I hate this time of year. It is hard to get good housing deals, the hoars jack up the prices, the locals are even more selfish than others. I did Copa for New Years Eve with a regular last year. It is very dangerous. I would avoid it.
[QUOTE=CarloRogue;2880485]To the Rio veterans, any recommendations on what to do for NYE, vanilla or otherwise? It will be my first time in Rio, staying in Copa, and enjoy all aspects of traveling. Up for a meetup and trading notes (I'll be there through the first week of January, I don't speak Portuguese though). TIA, CR.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2881053]Why do people even come to Rio for less than a month?[/QUOTE]Not sure, you'd have to ask them.
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I think music and culture is the major factor.
If I could find one of these girls who likes to listen to Springsteen 24/7/365 it would be a great thing.
I mean 20 year old bare pussy is all the same sort of. New pussy is always better.
But at my advanced age of 86 I find it hard to think in really will learn the local language and music.
Anyway I sit in McDonald's and wait for Michelle Obama for a overnight.
20 year old bare pussy and ass does make me happy.
Tomorrow I have a pernoite locked on with nia nazi and I am stoked.
Sheik.
[QUOTE=Nounce;2880623]I have a different experience. I have been seeing her (doesn't know my name girl) more than 20 times. Every time I thought this maybe it but I kept wanting more.
I think the "doesn't know how things work girl" is a 10 subjectively and objectively speaking if one likes the model type. I don't know what is a 7, or 8 but I know what is a 10. LOL. Last time she was with me, the gave me a hand job using her feet while she was using vibrator and we were kissing. She has 6 pack or 4 pack when she has orgasm but I don't miss her and she is the one who always initiated the date[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=KyivBound1986;2880716]In Rio in 4 days. Is there anywhere similar to MABS in Copacabana? Not a major fan of MABS but its ok for a few beers.[/QUOTE]You could try Monte Carlo or Casa Blanca / Casablanca.
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I'm just saying maybe a first few trips a week or two minimum.
But then the minimum annual trip should be a month +.
No offense intended.
Just one vagabundos opinion.
As to your question barra posto 2 is where you should stay.
Perola negra is where you should monger along with classico beach club.
[QUOTE=KyivBound1986;2881258]Not sure, you'd have to ask them.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2881053]Why do people even come to Rio for less than a month?[/QUOTE]My first ever trip to Rio many moons ago was for ten days and when I was at the airport waiting for my flight back home there were tears in my eyes.
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Ten Hut!
[QUOTE=Turgid;2881436]My first ever trip to Rio many moons ago was for ten days and when I was at the airport waiting for my flight back home there were tears in my eyes.[/QUOTE]Same here. Those pretty, cornholing Cariocas blew my mind (and my dick) like no other! I'll tell you what. That was the last time I stayed only 10 days too. After that it was weeks at a time LOL!
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MABS is in Copa
[QUOTE=KyivBound1986;2880716]In Rio in 4 days. Is there anywhere similar to MABS in Copacabana? Not a major fan of MABS but its ok for a few beers.[/QUOTE]Not sure I follow the question. Because MABS is in Copa. But if you are asking is there another pickup restaurant besides that the answer is no. As for Termas Chicago had it right — Monte Carlo is right down the street and a good choice. Small but hot girls and good service for me. They open at 3.
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[QUOTE=AlecBrwn;2858210]Hello just had a quick question as I'm looking to travel to rio mid November from the US. Was poking around online and saw some mixed reports about visa's. Does anyone know if US citizens are required to have a visa in specific Nov. 2023 or does this requirement take place in Jan. 2024. Saw several sites online all saying different things. I did see on the gov sites which state Jan. 2024 but just want to be sure before booking. Anyone going to be in rib during that time Nov. 2023 lmk would love to meet up as well![/QUOTE]I'm looking at Brazil this year and this visa thing got me doing my research. Give the Brazilian visa website a read through. A lot of information there. One that I haven't seen anyone mention is that there seems to be options other than the 30 day bank statement. Here is what the visa site says:
Printed bank statement showing transactions for the last 30 days and showing balance of US $ 2,000.00 or proof of income or credit card statement".
I hope someone here finds out about the proof of income or credit card statement. I'll gladly give a credit card statement of a locked credit card that will not be with me on my trip. That proof of income? Yeah I'll type a letter up for that but it doesn't say how much you're supposed to make to get the evisa.
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Are these pictures of villa mimosa, the girls and rooms pretty accurate. If so how do you guys go there.
[URL]http://coalition.org.mk/archives/7640?lang=en[/URL]
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Vagabundo's Turgid Member concurs.
[QUOTE=Turgid;2881436]My first ever trip to Rio many moons ago was for ten days and when I was at the airport waiting for my flight back home there were tears in my eyes.[/QUOTE]
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[URL]https://www.xvideos.com/models/lorena-green[/URL]
Because lorena green and similar jewels work there and you can fuck her for 70 reais which is 14 US Dollars.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2881488]Are these pictures of villa mimosa, the girls and rooms pretty accurate. If so how do you guys go there.
[URL]http://coalition.org.mk/archives/7640?lang=en[/URL][/QUOTE]
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Because it's there.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2881488]Are these pictures of villa mimosa, the girls and rooms pretty accurate. If so how do you guys go there.
[URL]http://coalition.org.mk/archives/7640?lang=en[/URL][/QUOTE]Yeah the pics are pretty accurate, LOL. I was quick to judge too. I met a young lady there and we have become good friends thru the years. She has a car and picks me up from the airport when I'm in town.
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Where to Retire
In the past I had been debating in my mind in which country I would spend the rest of my days on this planet as I had no intention of doing so where I am now. For many years the choice was between Brazil and Thailand. Eventually around 2019 I thought I'd base my decision on which women I liked the most. Physically Brazilian women win over Thai women for me. They have the best bodies in the world, have beautiful faces and love sex the most. However, I find that I get along much better with Thai women. From my experience Thai females are really cool and lack complications. Latin American women are easier to deal with than American women but I don't know whether it is the proximity to the US or what but they are closer to US women behavior than Thais. The last Thai girlfriend I had during my visit to LOS in 2015 never even asked for money on my return home and although she did mention a bit of hardship to me I never sent her any and we were still cool. My decision is, therefore, Thailand and Pattaya in particular. Nevertheless, kudos to those guys who decided to retire in Brazil.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2881488]Are these pictures of villa mimosa, the girls and rooms pretty accurate. If so how do you guys go there.
[URL]http://coalition.org.mk/archives/7640?lang=en[/URL][/QUOTE]On either the 455 or 456 bus from Copacabana.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2881583][URL]https://www.xvideos.com/models/lorena-green[/URL]
Because lorena green and similar jewels work there and you can fuck her for 70 reais which is 14 US Dollars.[/QUOTE]Please tell me you don't fuck her without a condom.
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2881729]On either the 455 or 456 bus from Copacabana.[/QUOTE]That was funny!
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I'm not even going to respond, except to say 50 yards away from Vila Mimosa is Mosaico which has a Elisa Sanches Suite, and has in my experience the hottest girls.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2881743]Please tell me you don't fuck her without a condom.[/QUOTE]
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In fact, you just take the 457 from copa to Vila Mimosa and to Norte Shopping. Hotel Cartago, Hotel Mergara. You could be Vladimir Putin or Hunter Biden or Michelle Obama's Love Child and disappear there as long as you could take money out of a Bradesco.
[QUOTE=Sperto;2881769]That was funny![/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2881488]Are these pictures of villa mimosa, the girls and rooms pretty accurate. If so how do you guys go there.
[URL]http://coalition.org.mk/archives/7640?lang=en[/URL][/QUOTE]Villa Mimosa is a dirty, filthy shithole, full of mostly fat or ugly (or both) women who are fucked, in tiny rooms whose sheets may or may not be changed daily, by guys who just want to empty their balls and can't afford more expensive places. You might be able to find a handful of maybe fuckable girls on a good night (last time I went last fall I only saw 2). If you do go, bring your own sheet or go to a nearby motel if you actually find someone to fuck.
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Gringo robbed and knifed
One Italian guy and two girls from Italy and South Africa got robbed in Glória. The robbers cut the guy in the arm with a knife. The police arrested a man and a woman.
One have to be careful when heading to the beach to watch the sunrise.
[URL]https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2023/12/29/italiano-e-esfaqueado-durante-assalto-na-gloria-zona-sul-do-rio.ghtml[/URL]
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Regarding Vila Mimosa. A subject that always make some forum members upset, even those who never been there. Vilma Mimosa is uniquely as 1500 girls work there (this number can be outdated) in 72 casas. The atmosphere is fun and you'll see lots of interesting characters. Nobody likes filthy beds so bring your girl to a casa with clean sheets or walk down the street to Hotel Canario. I used to be a big fan of VM between the late nineties until 2010. A session used to cost 25 reais and it was very easy to find gems.
The last decade VM has gotten more expensive, about the same as the cheaper prives in centro. There are still gems but it takes more searching to find them. My visits to VM have become more rare. Still I think VM is worth to visit. There are beautiful and quite unspoiled 18 year-olds from the suburbs or favelas.
I do no longer post photos but here is an old post showing what you can find in VM:
[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2194-Photo-Gallery&p=510258&viewfull=1#post510258[/URL]
The pictures with paintings on the walls are taken at Hotel Canario.
Some girls are very freaky:
[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2194-Photo-Gallery&p=654498#post654498[/URL]
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[URL]https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-67842992[/URL]
Is plan be now Argentina?
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Rio December 2023
To start with, I didn't run into any problems on this trip and everything went rather smoothly.
After I checked into the hotel, I immediately went to Central to buy a registered Claro sim card from one of the girls at the station gate. I explained that I did not have a CPF and she said no problem as she registered the sim on her own CPF. Cost: 30 Rs, including Internet for one month. Thanks very much, Vagabundo, for this excellent advice. It saved me a lot of annoyance. A Brazilian phone number is great because if you make an appointment with a local escort, she will quote you a price she charges locals and not a gringo price. Of course, I used Whatsapp and Google translate to contact them as my Portuguese is rudimentary.
This time, I stayed in Barra, in an aparthotel close to posto 3. The place was not girl-friendly but that did not matter much as I do not like to have overnight visitors in my hotel room. The area feels quite safe, also at night. Okay, there are a few bums sleeping on the pavement but they never bothered me. There are lots of security guys around. However, distances are huge in Barra. A walk to the only metro station took me more than 20 minutes. The main street with nice restaurants, Olegario Maciel, was even further away. On the bright side, I easily made my daily step count. Next time, I'll try to stay again in Botafogo or in Flamengo. These are also nice neigborhoods but much closer to Centro. Copacabana is best avoided as the area has become quite unsafe. In the past, I stayed there most of the time but that is history.
On this (too short) trip of 10 days, I mainly visited Centro prives. They are not always great but if you put some effort into it, you can find real gems. Of course, it is better to always ask a girl what she will do for the standard price. I forgot to do this when picking a girl at prive Bel Prazer and she gave a lousy service: no kissing (the well-known head turned away) and a BB blowjob of about 2 seconds. I was not even fully hard when she already tried to put on the condom. Ok, bad experience but a good reminder! I had decent or good experiences with other girls in the various prives of RB185, Treze de Maio 33 and other buildings nearby. Only in one place, I had a bit of a shock when I was fucking a nice mulata and she invited me to do her bareback for 50 Rs more. It is not for the money that I declined. She probably does it bare with half of the guys that fuck her. Too risky for me, although it is a huge temptation. I also checked out two prives in Copa and one in Barra (the one close to the metro station). Surprisingly, my experience at Eden Spa was quite good. I believe that this is a place that sees more foreign tourists than locals, which is usually not a good sign. However, the girl I picked gave very good service with an excellent BBBJ and lots of tongue kissing. You just never know in Rio. The replacement rate is so high that you can have good (or not so good) girls in any place on any day.
I also saw a girl again I dated last time. She used to work at 4 x4 (where I met her in 2022) and she is really gorgeous. I invited her to lunch at a restaurant in Lapa. Of course she was late (about 30 minutes) but she was dressed to kill. When she finally walked in with a big smile, everyone was looking at her. Repeatedly. She told me that she was not working at 4 x4 anymore as she had a US-based sponsor now who was paying for her expenses and studies. She now only dates with guys she knows from earlier dates. She has a very 'bubbly' personality and is just nice to be with. Her Spanish is very good but I noticed that her English has also greatly improved. To keep things short, we went to a nearby motel after lunch and we had a great afternoon together. I gave her 500 Rs for an excellent GFE service.
On two other days, I teamed up with an ISG buddy to do a Centro run. He is a very experienced worldwide monger and it was great to exchange experiences and information on the various places each of us visited. We first went to 4 x4 together but it was a slow day (I think it was a Monday) and the girls were not really worth the high prices they charge over there. The hourly rate has jumped to 500, from 420 last year. I'm not sure if that is including the entry fee. After some time, we left and went to explore a few Centro prives. However, the offer was very limited there as well and whe did not find anything worth the effort. Besides, it was getting late and the prives were closing already. On another day, we teamed up to visit some trash places and prives in Centro. We didn't do any girls at the trash places due to low quality and / or low visibility. Most of these places are too dark to check out the girls properly. There is probably a reason for that. We visited rua Uruguaiana 24 (the one with the 4 floors of trash), four places in Olavo Bilac and rua the Conceicao 116 (which was not yet open when we arrived). The club at rua Teofilo Otoni 202 was for sale. Later on, we decided to check out a few prives at RB185. We first went to Bel Prazer at 2114 but there were only 3 girls available, of which one was quite doable but she was a bit distant at the presentation. Usually not a good sign. I don't remember well but I believe we went to two other apartments in the same building, one of them probably not a prive anymore or it was closed. The expedition continued to nearby Treze de Maio 33 with its dodgy elevators. At 3206 the choice was again very limited. There was one really cute mulata (Estephany) but the other girls were definitely not doable. At 2107 none were doable and we finally settled for 2103 where several (five or six) favela rats were in attendance. No great lookers but fine. The place is almost trash, with one very small shower closet and cubicle-like rooms with 'walls' that do not reach up to the ceiling. We each took a girl for 40 min at 100 Rs. Not a great experience in my book but not the worst either. Afterwards, we checked out a few other places in the same building, which were mentioned in GPArena, but several were closed. As the only functioning elevator took ages to arrive, we mainly used the stairs to go down.
Of course, a trip to Rio is incomplete without a nice threesome (dupla). A girl on Photoac I liked was offering this service with one of her girlfriends. I sent her a Whatsapp and we agreed on a date at her place on rua Alvaro Alvim, which is very close to metro Cinelandia. When I arrived, her friend was not yet there but she was on the way. The girl, a gorgeous morena with perfect T&A asked me if we could start already while waiting for her girlfriend. I said, ok, but I still want an hour with both of you, as agreed. It was no problem. We were soon on the bed, kissing. Her BBBJ was fabulous. Her friend was stuck in traffic and it took her about an hour to arrive. So, when the threesome started, I had already had one hour for free. And absolutely no regrets from the side of the girl. She just loved the sex. Her friend was less beautiful but still not bad and just as eager to do anything I wanted. It was my best experience on this trip.
My thanks to all posters on this board who supplied useful mongering and other information on Rio. I regret not having been able to link up with Vagabundo. I met him last year, but on this trip our schedules just did not coincide. Hopefully again next time.
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[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2881900]Villa Mimosa is a dirty, filthy shithole, full of mostly fat or ugly (or both) women who are fucked, in tiny rooms whose sheets may or may not be changed daily, by guys who just want to empty their balls and can't afford more expensive places... (last time I went...[/QUOTE]So you can not afford more expensive places?
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2881976]So you can not afford more expensive places?[/QUOTE]I don't go to VM to fuck. Do you? I just check out the scene occasionally to see what's changed, if anything.
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[QUOTE=Bucanero;2881963] A girl on Photoac I liked was offering this service with one of her girlfriends. I sent her a Whatsapp and we agreed on a date at her place on rua Alvaro Alvim, which is very close to metro Cinelandia.[/QUOTE]Tried to PM you but can't. Mind posting the link to her? Thanks.
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Thanks your old photos of girls at VM and the tijuca prives were a great guide.
[QUOTE=Sperto;2881949]Regarding Vila Mimosa. A subject that always make some forum members upset, even those who never been there. Vilma Mimosa is uniquely as 1500 girls work there (this number can be outdated) in 72 casas. The atmosphere is fun and you'll see lots of interesting characters. Nobody likes filthy beds so bring your girl to a casa with clean sheets or walk down the street to Hotel Canario. I used to be a big fan of VM between the late nineties until 2010. A session used to cost 25 reais and it was very easy to find gems.
The last decade VM has gotten more expensive, about the same as the cheaper prives in centro. There are still gems but it takes more searching to find them. My visits to VM have become more rare. Still I think VM is worth to visit. There are beautiful and quite unspoiled 18 year-olds from the suburbs or favelas.
I do no longer post photos but here is an old post showing what you can find in VM:
[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2194-Photo-Gallery&p=510258&viewfull=1#post510258[/URL]
The pictures with paintings on the walls are taken at Hotel Canario.
Some girls are very freaky:
[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2194-Photo-Gallery&p=654498#post654498[/URL][/QUOTE]
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I've been to vm with Mr E. It's a good spot to get it bare for 70 reais from a cute negra who is preggers right?
The other good thing about going to vm via sao cristavao metro is it is a easy walk to massagemtijuca prive on the way to 10,000 steps a day.
Some isgers negotiated a daily rate at motel malaga where I stayed on sperto's advice in 2013.
[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2882044]I don't go to VM to fuck. Do you? I just check out the scene occasionally to see what's changed, if anything.[/QUOTE]
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Carnival Time 2024
Just got back on this board after a long time absence. Last time I was in Brazil was 2014 or 2015. During my times there my 1st trip met a friend there and after that it was all solo trips. This time I am bringing a friend for his 1st international mongering trip and pop his Rio cherry before he gets cuffed up. Ironically enough he is in an on / off relationship with a Brazilian in the states. This will also be my first time in Rio for Carnival. So I just need some assistance in refreshing my memory and the major differences when going around June / August vs going in February for Carnival.
Evisa- I know this doesn't take effect until Jan 10th but has anyone went to thru the process recently, it seems pretty straight forward based on reading but how long did it take and did you encounter and issues?
Carnival Price Gouging. I know things go up exponentially regarding hotel bookings and tour packages, where else should I expect this and does this affect mongering and if yes how so?
Currency. I see its 1 usd to 4. 85 reais, I remember during the late 2000's and early 2010's guys on the board were skeptical if the real would ever go back up to 5, have the.
Termas, prives, escorts, and freelancers adjusted for this?
Lodging. In all my trips I have used various places to stay once in a hotel (none after due to the guest policy) apartment, hostel, and air bnb. I'm thinking of using a hotel this time, are there any that are girl friendly or what is the protocol to make a smooth entrance. On Airbnb aside from them telling you no guest, has anyone had issues with bringing girls back with the apartment owners or porteiro's.
Transportation Airport. Does the GIG bus still exist and if so do you still catch it on the top floor and how much? Also for the life of me where is the best place to get picked up to go back to the airport in Copacabana.
Transportation. My last trips I used public transportation and walked, might have only used a cab once. Is Uber / Lyft or any other ride share platform a better choice?
Phone. I recall my last trip bringing a Iphone 4 and getting a sim card w / o a cpf is this still the case or better off bringing my regular phone?
Language. I can speak Portuguese a little above conversational but my friend doesn't, has the amount of non hardened English speaking garotas increased in the past 15 years?
Termas. Based on brief reading the major ones like Centauras, Monte Carlo, 4 x4, Solarium are still open and some others like Cancun and Recreio have had name changes. Are there any new ones and any good ones closed for good recently? Also what is the average cost per session these days.
Freelancer Bars. Last place was Mabs does that still exist, is Doce Vita like a mini Help, I think Barbarella is now closed, how about the others near there and any new ones? Also average cost for short time to all night sessions?
Crime. I understand with what's going on the past couple year people have gotten more desperate, any new types of crimes or new things to be aware of on top of the usual?
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Vagabundo x Yasmin Mineira.
In the infamous divorce case (fiction) of Vagabundo x Yasmin Mineira, here is the fact pattern.
Vagabundo can report that [URL]barravipsrio.com[/URL] girls are at av malibu 1355 -- the building where I live. I picked it because I contacted all the girls on [URL]barravipsrio.com[/URL] and made a list of the places they stay. This address was one of the highest number of places they stay. You should book a Airbnb at a address that gives you best access to the girls from barravipsrio dot com.
You should book a spot based on the same analysis. If you stay at 1355 malibu, we can share ubers. We can talk in direct messages. I found this address by asking girls from [URL]barravipsrio.com[/URL] where they were staying.
OK, further to this idea. Let's do a vagabundo case study. Let's call it Vagabundo v Yasmin Mineira, because fighting fucking and futbol is our sport. I fucked Yasmin Mineira and her peers like Kainan Bellato in 2015. For 150 r for Yasmin in Motel Malaga. For free for Kainan pernoite in Malaga because she gave me pernoite and she showed up and it was supposed to be 150 for 1 h but we fucked all night. Hot black 18 year old girl who carried around a microfiber blanket in her backpack. Pictures to follow. In the following weeks after fucking Kainan, who I found on [URL]gparena.net[/URL] or forumx or the other blogs, I offered her a free apartment where we fucked and fucked and fucked and she could sleep for free in Botafogo. Location location location. Find the best VM or Mosaico talent who are just starting, then give them an apartment, a view, a internet connection. They will sit there between fucking and [URL]x.com[/URL] twit with their friends, and you will sit there and get all the free pussy you want. It is hard to find a girl who will cook and clean too but that is part of the equation of higher hotness scale lower home maker scale.
[URL]https://www.instagram.com/yasminmineiraof/[/URL]
She fucked me for 150 r in 2015.
Yasmin fucked me for 150 r in 2015.
Yeah, I fucked her a dozen times for 150 r, now that cost per fuck (CPF) would be 3000% higher. Why?
Now she asks 5000 r for 2 h, kkk.
She was younger in 2015, and she gave the ass like a pro.
Offer to take pictures of them, and to working girl them out to your friends.
Anyone want to go to the beach? Classico beach club? Barra posto 2 or olegario maciel. That's where the barravipsrio girls go.
Which is why one must get them young when they are first starting.
How many of you are soccer fans? What are you teams?
My landlord here, a total fucking idiot who cannot figure out how to get fiber optic cable modem to my room, does speak english as he went to school in the US is in the soccer business. His mother is a drunk and abuses drugs, walks around and abuses the tenants and is completely a waste of human life. But that's just the reality of life in sodom, see the film by pasolini, the italian director, and read the book based on the same name.
[URL]https://youtu.be/XzVIs3vkVsE?si=5wGvFPzcHmLBk6nC[/URL]
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Please send a pm to nounce, Jimmyboy, or vagabundo to be added to a Whatsapp group and an update of a guide for Rio sex tours! Bem vindo.
[QUOTE=RLTeddy;2882485]Just got back on this board after a long time absence. Last time I was in Brazil was 2014 or 2015. During my times there my 1st trip met a friend there and after that it was all solo trips. This time I am bringing a friend for his 1st international mongering trip and pop his Rio cherry before he gets cuffed up. Ironically enough he is in an on / off relationship with a Brazilian in the states. This will also be my first time in Rio for Carnival. So I just need some assistance in refreshing my memory and the major differences when going around June / August vs going in February for Carnival.
Evisa- I know this doesn't take effect until Jan 10th but has anyone went to thru the process recently, it seems pretty straight forward based on reading but how long did it take and did you encounter and issues?
Carnival Price Gouging. I know things go up exponentially regarding hotel bookings and tour packages, where else should I expect this and does this affect mongering and if yes how so?
Currency. I see its 1 usd to 4. 85 reais, I remember during the late 2000's and early 2010's guys on the board were skeptical if the real would ever go back up to 5, have the.
Termas, prives, escorts, and freelancers adjusted for this?
Lodging. In all my trips I have used various places to stay once in a hotel (none after due to the guest policy) apartment, hostel, and air bnb. I'm thinking of using a hotel this time, are there any that are girl friendly or what is the protocol to make a smooth entrance. On Airbnb aside from them telling you no guest, has anyone had issues with bringing girls back with the apartment owners or porteiro's.
Transportation Airport. Does the GIG bus still exist and if so do you still catch it on the top floor and how much? Also for the life of me where is the best place to get picked up to go back to the airport in Copacabana.
Transportation. My last trips I used public transportation and walked, might have only used a cab once. Is Uber / Lyft or any other ride share platform a better choice?
Phone. I recall my last trip bringing a Iphone 4 and getting a sim card w / o a cpf is this still the case or better off bringing my regular phone?
Language. I can speak Portuguese a little above conversational but my friend doesn't, has the amount of non hardened English speaking garotas increased in the past 15 years?
Termas. Based on brief reading the major ones like Centauras, Monte Carlo, 4 x4, Solarium are still open and some others like Cancun and Recreio have had name changes. Are there any new ones and any good ones closed for good recently? Also what is the average cost per session these days.
Freelancer Bars. Last place was Mabs does that still exist, is Doce Vita like a mini Help, I think Barbarella is now closed, how about the others near there and any new ones? Also average cost for short time to all night sessions?
Crime. I understand with what's going on the past couple year people have gotten more desperate, any new types of crimes or new things to be aware of on top of the usual?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2882044]I don't go to VM to fuck. Do you? I just check out the scene occasionally to see what's changed, if anything.[/QUOTE]It's a bit scary, though.
I couldn't imagine going to one of those rooms with a garota.
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[QUOTE=RLTeddy;2882485]...Evisa- I know this doesn't take effect until Jan 10th but has anyone went to thru the process recently, it seems pretty straight forward based on reading but how long did it take and did you encounter and issues?...[/QUOTE]It's best to apply at embassy if there is time constraint. As it is right now, eVisa is not reliable and is taking too long. I have to change plan to fly to another country to wait for mine to be approved. If they are smart about it, they could have delayed it until after carvinal.
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Three tourists were robbed this Friday morning (29) in Glória, South Zone of Rio. An Italian man was stabbed in the arm during the robbery.
According to the victims, they had gone to watch the sunrise on the beach and were walking on the bike path when the woman approached, calling one of the tourists 'friend'. When approaching, she asked for help with a location when the robbers approached armed with a machete.
While they were delivering their belongings, one of the robbers stabbed the Italian, identified as Manuel Gafriller, 25, in the arm. The other two women, one Italian and one South African, were not injured by the robbers.
Manuel was rescued and taken to the Souza Aguiar Municipal Hospital, where he had to undergo surgery, but in stable health.
According to the Military Police, a pair was located on Rua the Lapa, in the central region of Rio. The man and woman were taken to the Tourist Assistance Police Station, where they were arrested for attempted robbery.
The couple was recognized by witnesses. According to the Civil Police, agents are carrying out efforts to locate two others involved. The investigation is ongoing.
[QUOTE=Sperto;2881925]One Italian guy and two girls from Italy and South Africa got robbed in Glria. The robbers cut the guy in the arm with a knife. The police arrested a man and a woman.
One have to be careful when heading to the beach to watch the sunrise.
[URL]https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2023/12/29/italiano-e-esfaqueado-durante-assalto-na-gloria-zona-sul-do-rio.ghtml[/URL][/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Nounce;2882629]It's best to apply at embassy if there is time constraint. As it is right now, eVisa is not reliable and is taking too long. I have to change plan to fly to another country to wait for mine to be approved. If they are smart about it, they could have delayed it until after carvinal.[/QUOTE]Take with grain salt there is a huge thread on Reddit Brazil forums. People reporting that they will not process e-visa at the Brazilian embassy stating it has to be done online.
Regardless absolute shit show, and embarrassment for the Brazilian gov deciding to do this right before Carnaval.
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I am surprised that folks are now having delays or trouble with the e-visa application.
My friends and I applied in early December and the process was mostly painless. The issues we had were with the payment processing vendor they used and it took 3 or 4 credit cards before payment was accepted. Probably has to do with Chase and Citi having super sensitive fraud alert algorithms.
We all got our e-visa approved within 5 business days. Perhaps we beat the carnival rush as our trip to RJ and SP is in middle to late of January.
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[QUOTE=Maelstrom;2882655]Take with grain salt there is a huge thread on Reddit Brazil forums. People reporting that they will not process e-visa at the Brazilian embassy stating it has to be done online.
Regardless absolute shit show, and embarrassment for the Brazilian gov deciding to do this right before Carnaval.[/QUOTE]I read that embassy can process the sticker style visa on your passport, not eVisa but I am not really sure.
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[QUOTE=SocratesNY;2882656]I am surprised that folks are now having delays or trouble with the e-visa application.
My friends and I applied in early December and the process was mostly painless. The issues we had were with the payment processing vendor they used and it took 3 or 4 credit cards before payment was accepted. Probably has to do with Chase and Citi having super sensitive fraud alert algorithms.
We all got our e-visa approved within 5 business days. Perhaps we beat the carnival rush as our trip to RJ and SP is in middle to late of January.[/QUOTE]It seems not everyone applied early got their eVisa, some are still waiting.
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Does anyone have the contact of a landlord with an apartment with good 5 g cable modem in barra, recreio, botafogo, or zona sul?
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Since you aren't mailing in your passport photo, are you just taking a picture of it and then sending it online. I have a extra passport photo and just want to use that.
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Here are the instructions to shrink the file size of your photos / passport photo to below 2 mb so the visa will go through.
1) Take picture with phone.
2) press Photos app- touch picture- press box with arrow pointing up- scroll down to save to files. Save picture.
3) press files app. I had to go to App Store and type in files. I had no idea how to find files app / folder. Press open and the file with that picture will automatically pop up on the screen-press hold until pop up window- quick actions-convert image- jpeg-small.
4) now that it's converted to small, when you upload photo to visa application press choose file and you will see your photo that says small. Click that photo and it will go through. If you just take a normal photo of your passport or face, it will be too big a file size and will decline. This is the dummy proof instructions for all the 80's kids here that have no idea what they are doing.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2882717]If you just take a normal photo of your passport or face, it will be too big a file size and will decline. This is the dummy proof instructions for all the 80's kids here that have no idea what they are doing.[/QUOTE]Super dummy proof instructions: If you screenshot the picture that you took, then it will be small.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2882717].. now that it's converted to small....[/QUOTE]You need to find an app that will crop the image to 2 x2 inch. I think just small probably won't be accepted.
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2882763]Super dummy proof instructions: If you screenshot the picture that you took, then it will be small.[/QUOTE]I did that. It didn't work. Declined it. It accepted it after reducing it to small.
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[QUOTE=Nounce;2882789]You need to find an app that will crop the image to 2 x2 inch. I think just small probably won't be accepted.[/QUOTE]When I say small I don't mean picture size, I think it lowers the quality of the photo to make it below 2 mb size. I just took a selfie in front of my white wall. It went through. I imagine they will take the picture and make it 2/2.
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Can someone explain to me why Brazil wants a photo now for a visa. They never asked for that before. Your photo is on your passport which is what you have to upload to them. Why can't they just take your 80 bucks and ask to see your 2 k when you get there. No photo. I guess they can ask for flight info but even that seems ridiculous.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2882697]Does anyone have the contact of a landlord with an apartment with good 5 g cable modem in barra, recreio, botafogo, or zona sul?[/QUOTE]That fiber optic cable may require an installation first in another unit and not in one that you rent. Maybe you should contact the providers and inquire which buildings have been set up for 5 G with fiber optic cables and then look for a rent there, or given the address of the building call the provider first and inquire about the building. The management and the boards know if the fiber cable had been set.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2882580]Please send a pm to nounce, Jimmyboy, or vagabundo to be added to a Whatsapp group and an update of a guide for Rio sex tours! Bem vindo.[/QUOTE]Got it thanks.
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[QUOTE=Nounce;2882629]It's best to apply at embassy if there is time constraint. As it is right now, eVisa is not reliable and is taking too long. I have to change plan to fly to another country to wait for mine to be approved. If they are smart about it, they could have delayed it until after carvinal.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up.
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Previous Visa had a photo too
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2882827]Can someone explain to me why Brazil wants a photo now for a visa. They never asked for that before. Your photo is on your passport which is what you have to upload to them. Why can't they just take your 80 bucks and ask to see your 2 k when you get there. No photo. I guess they can ask for flight info but even that seems ridiculous.[/QUOTE]The previous paper Brazil 10-year tourist visa that required dropping off your passport at the consulate also included a photo.
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[QUOTE=Nebulousity;2883046]The previous paper Brazil 10-year tourist visa that required dropping off your passport at the consulate also included a photo.[/QUOTE]The Brazilian e-visa I got in 2018 required a photo.
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Leme Windsor hotel in Rio
Hi guys,
Usually when I go to Rio I stay at the Pestana Rio Hotel in Copacabana, but lately the rooms are really low quality there. I wanted to try another hotel, so I booked Leme Windsor Hotel in Leme. But I heard that they are not very girl friendly. Any information or recommendation about that?
Thank you.
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1st timer advice?
I'm going through the forum, lots of detail but I'm hoping to get some direction.
Background: Early 30's, brown gringo, have done west Eur, USA / Can, Mex / Col. Experienced in the hobby but I don't speak any Porto.
I'd like to keep it simple as possible. Maybe gringo friendly clubs at night & any convenient day spas / agencies. Looking for those top Instagram fit, pretty types. Tourist attractions not a priority.
1) Rio over SP? What are the day & night equivalents of Scandallo in ease / talentprices?
2) Reqs where to stay that are girl friendly, safe, convenient to food? I'd rather stay somewhere nice for 3-4 days than a cheaper spot for 5-6.
Thanks, DJ.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2882824]I did that. It didn't work. Declined it. It accepted it after reducing it to small.[/QUOTE]I see what you mean. I did mine this morning and had to use a photo resizer to make the file less than 1 MB.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2882826]When I say small I don't mean picture size, I think it lowers the quality of the photo to make it below 2 mb size. I just took a selfie in front of my white wall. It went through. I imagine they will take the picture and make it 2/2.[/QUOTE]Picture size does not matter, only file size. For the picture, I just cropped one out of one of my IDs.
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[QUOTE=CatBert55;2883110]The Brazilian e-visa I got in 2018 required a photo.[/QUOTE]How does the e-visa work? It an online visa?
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[QUOTE=SocratesNY;2882656]I am surprised that folks are now having delays or trouble with the e-visa application.
My friends and I applied in early December and the process was mostly painless. The issues we had were with the payment processing vendor they used and it took 3 or 4 credit cards before payment was accepted. Probably has to do with Chase and Citi having super sensitive fraud alert algorithms.
We all got our e-visa approved within 5 business days. Perhaps we beat the carnival rush as our trip to RJ and SP is in middle to late of January.[/QUOTE]Nice, I just applied for my e-visa a few days ago. Do they send you the e-visa via email?
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2883175]...Picture size does not matter, only file size. For the picture, I just cropped one out of one of my IDs.[/QUOTE]That is not the requirement. This is the upload limit with the implementation. I wonder what makes you say picture dimension does not matter. Maybe it does not and we can wait to find out but the instruction and example all clearly listed required dimension.
I also read that this is processed by the local embassy in your area. It is written in the approved email.
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[QUOTE=Rahsta;2883286]Nice, I just applied for my e-visa a few days ago. Do they send you the e-visa via email?[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure. I completed the application and it took forever. You are giving your life away. Nothing better than telling people my banking info home address phone number. They only thing I didn't have to give is my hotel info in Brazil, just flight info.
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Normally this time of year it's monger high season and lots of field reports. Instead both the Rio de Janeiro and General Info threads are cluttered with visa discussions.
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[QUOTE=Nounce;2883289]I wonder what makes you say picture dimension does not matter. Maybe it does not and we can wait to find out but the instruction and example all clearly listed required dimension.[/QUOTE]Because from your phone, to tablet, to computer, to uploading, you can not tell the size of the original picture. You can tell the proportions of the sides, but you will not know a 2 x2 from an 8 x8 if someone sent you one.
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There's always next year.
Would have been smart for them to extend this past Carnivale. I'm still holding out that they will announce that they've kicked the can down the road until least March. I'm on twitter with a guy whose ticket is for the-Day the 11th Of January. He has no clue of his evisa status. He lost contact with VFSGlobal and so has many others. I was dealing with IVisa before I decided to give up. I can't see them not making provisions for people who had bought tickets already. Well I went back in Sept and managed to see the Amazon for the first time, I guess it's time to go somewhere new.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2883296]I'm pretty sure. I completed the application and it took forever. You are giving your life away. Nothing better than telling people my banking info home address phone number. They only thing I didn't have to give is my hotel info in Brazil, just flight info.[/QUOTE]Applied 12/24, responded on 1/2 that photo was not clear enough (I took a picture of an actual passport photo), re-took a selfie on a white wall, resized it to 2 x2 (600 pixels), and re-uploaded. No response yet. I don't fly out until the 11th so I have another week, but yes its an annoying process. I believe they send the visa via email.
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2883313]Because from your phone, to tablet, to computer, to uploading, you can not tell the size of the original picture. You can tell the proportions of the sides, but you will not know a 2 x2 from an 8 x8 if someone sent you one.[/QUOTE]If you can look at the properties of the image. It likely will specify the pixel density. From that the height and width in inch can be calculated.
I am not saying it won't work because I don't know. I read that people were being asked to resubmit the documents so I am just posting that it is best to do it according to requirement to avoid delay.
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Visas
[QUOTE=Sperto;2883312]Normally this time of year it's monger high season and lots of field reports. Instead both the Rio de Janeiro and General Info threads are cluttered with visa discussions.[/QUOTE]The change in visa requirements is a legitimate topic of concern. If it's appropriate for any thread to be cluttered with visa discussion, it's the General Info thread. But mongers ought to try to keep the other threads free and clear of the matter. Perhaps the administration might see fit to gather up some of the visa-related posts and move them over to General Info.
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For what its worth, I have repeated with some prive girls and MV30 (Darkside) girls, BBFS, Pernoite in the last few days. There is Prive Passista Kira Noir, she's a little skinny but very fit, and we do 200 for 2 h in a motel, or 300 pernoite at my place, Posto 8 in Barra. Last time she came she left her stripper boots and I was already 500 m down Av das Americas to a Bradesco, so I had to rush back, but you can't beat BBFS for 300,3 or 4 pops.
MV30 girl has a nice big 20 year old ass, gives the pussy bare, and it just starting to take it bare up the cuzinho, and I am helping to widen that hole. Same pricing. Yes, it is dangerous. Sperto's scan of polcie reports is helpful. Vasco shirt or bombeiro cap (don't over do it), helps, and I figured out how to hang my boxing bag in the basement near the laundry (the high class gym has some system for residents only to do the boxing classes, and unlike Transamerica, they don't tolerate me hanging the boxing bag at the cabana by the pool here, the patricio and patricinha snobs).
I got MV30 girl and Prive Passista answering on new years day. The vagabundo interview, as I have written about before is -- do you have kids (no is the right answer, othewise move on), where do you live, do you do it bare, showing test. So, business as usual for vagabundo.
With regard to visa, just come before 9 January. That's what some of my friends are doing. It is the BRIICS+ v Rich World, but just keep your head down, and keep on rambing on.
[QUOTE=Sperto;2883312]Normally this time of year it's monger high season and lots of field reports. Instead both the Rio de Janeiro and General Info threads are cluttered with visa discussions.[/QUOTE]
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I ended up using a free app called Canva. You actually type in 2 x 2 for your dimensions. It will put your selfie picture inside the 2 x2 box. From there you just fill the box with your picture by dragging the white dots until the whole box has your picture. The Brazilian website accepted it. I was shocked. I thought it would be bigger than 2 mb. Anyway, will see if they approve it.
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Vagabundo was wrong. Don't use pixel phones.
Pixel phones in Brazil do not support 5 g.
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I get 5 G with my pixel in Brazil using T-Mobile. The cell towers were vivo and claro.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2883478]Vagabundo was wrong. Don't use pixel phones.
Pixel phones in Brazil do not support 5 g.[/QUOTE].
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Plus, I don't think 5 G is worth it. It uses up more battery and 4 G LTE is good enough for me at least. It does everything that I need to do and I don't think 5 G would be worth it for me while traveling in Brazil unless I'm sitting there streaming videos all day. Which I never do.
[QUOTE=Fewdie;2883620]I get 5 G with my pixel in Brazil using T-Mobile. The cell towers were vivo and claro.
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This Visa talk is blowing up as much as the vaccine talk. None of this is new. I've been needing visas every time I go to Brazil for the last 15 years.
[QUOTE=Sperto;2883312]Normally this time of year it's monger high season and lots of field reports. Instead both the Rio de Janeiro and General Info threads are cluttered with visa discussions.[/QUOTE].
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Thanks very helpful.
[QUOTE=Fewdie;2883620]I get 5 G with my pixel in Brazil using T-Mobile. The cell towers were vivo and claro.
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Thanks, very helpful.
Vagabundo trades options.
Which is why I have planned sex tours at high wi fi spots 11 h30 - 12 h30 and 16 h-17 h, Monday. Friday, see above. Extra credit for intelligent wingmen who can talk the markets, global macro. The indexes I trade are SPY and TLT.
Mundo do Macacos is my name for the condo where I live. If they could just get fiber, it would be fine. On the plus side barravips girls live here (see image), like her who lives on the 10th floor, and I bend them over for the house rate on the penthouse cuberto on the 15th floor. As bubba boy said, she is now in the catch and release program as I prefer the centro prive girls who I have trained for 300 pernoites which would be difficult to negotiate with her.
[QUOTE=Fewdie;2883621]Plus, I don't think 5 G is worth it. It uses up more battery and 4 G LTE is good enough for me at least. It does everything that I need to do and I don't think 5 G would be worth it for me while traveling in Brazil unless I'm sitting there streaming videos all day. Which I never do.
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Since I am a SWISS NAVY Military Attache, I get this from my friends at the US Consulate. For those of us with German, Swiss and Vatican Black Passports, this does not apply.
On April 10,2024, the Government of Brazil will reinstate a visa requirement for all USA Nationals visiting Brazil, with an option for an e-visa for qualified applicants. This date reflects a three-month postponement announced on January 4, 2024.
Currently, the visa fee is $80.90 with a 10-year validity. For questions about the e-visa application procedures, visit the Brazilian government-authorized website, [URL]https://brazil.vfsevisa.com/[/URL].
Please share this information with family, friends, and colleagues who are planning to visit. As of April 10,2024, they will need a visa to enter Brazil.
[QUOTE=Fewdie;2883622]This Visa talk is blowing up as much as the vaccine talk. None of this is new. I've been needing visas every time I go to Brazil for the last 15 years.
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190 police 191 Federal highway patrol 192 193 bombeiro 194 fed 198 state highway
190 police 191 Federal highway patrol 192 193 bombeiro 194 fed 198 state highway.
Emergency Numbers.
Emergency Phone Numbers:
Police Tel. – 190.
Federal Police – 194.
Military Police – 190.
Fire Brigade and Ambulance Tel. – 193.
Tourist Police.
24-HR. Contact line tel. – 021/3399-7170.
Police Battalion For Tourist Areas (Bptur) – (21) 2332-7928/2332-7937.
Address: Rua Figueiredo Magalhães, 550 – Copacabana.
Special Police Headquarters For Tourist Support (Deat) – (21) 2332-2924.
Address: Av. Afrânio de Melo Franco, 159 – Leblon.
Sea Rescue – (21) 2332-2062/2332-2057.
Address: Praça Coronel Eugênio Franco, 2 – Copacabana.
Federal Highway Patrol – Tel: 191.
State Highway Patrol – Tel: 198.
Hospitals (Emergency Room).
Miguel Couto- Leblon.
Tel. 021/2274-6050.
Rocha Maia- Botafogo.
Tel. 021/2295-2121.
International Airport.
Tel. 0800/7020-777.
Tom Jobim International Airport (RIOgaleao) – (21) 3398-5050.
Address: Av. Vinte de Janeiro, s / andº – Ilha do Governador.
Santos Dumont Airport – (21) 3814-7070.
Address: Praça Senador Salgado Filho, s / andº – Centro.
Novo Rio Bus Terminal – (21) 3213-1800.
Address: Av. Francisco Bicalho, 1 – Santo Cristo.
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Visa
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2883462]I ended up using a free app called Canva. You actually type in 2 x 2 for your dimensions. It will put your selfie picture inside the 2 x2 box. From there you just fill the box with your picture by dragging the white dots until the whole box has your picture. The Brazilian website accepted it. I was shocked. I thought it would be bigger than 2 mb. Anyway, will see if they approve it.[/QUOTE]The visa requirement of Jan. /10 has been postponed to April /10.
[URL]https://www.gov.br/mre/pt-br/consulado-miami/information-about-visas-in-english/electronic-visitor-visa-e-visa[/URL]
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Saturday.
21 h Vila mimosa. Talk at 19 h to confirm. Pass it on.
Warning order. Superbowl at mosaico. Dj vagabundo. Save the date you degrnerates.
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The arriving provedure at Galeao airport can be weird. I arrived yesterday. First I had to walk for 10 minutes (I walk very fast) to reach the passport control. The passport control was quick and my bag arrived first of all the bags.
I noted there were a line of hundreds of people with baggage carts waiting to exit. Somebody mentioned the line was because of a flight from Miami and Brazilians buy tons of goods they don't want to declare. I understood that standing in that queue would take hours. As I had a connecting flight I had "cara de pau" and went on the outside of the queue and went under the "fence" just in front of the customs. I did it so quick that nobody really took notice. I saved at least two hours by not standing in that line. I managed to catch my Latam flight to Fortaleza.
When passing the security at Galeao there were a second check made by soldiers who patted down everybody very thoroughly. It seems like this is a decision made by Lula because of the security crisis.
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Vagabundo has kind of been chilling over this holiday period. Ann Amari came over this weekend. I paid for her hair, and for that she cleaned, and promised to clean. Of course we fucked. I am kind of pussy whipped. Does that sound pussy whipped?
Well, there was a BarraVIPSRio girl here, who I met when she was coming in. I picked this place because hoars report their local incall here. So, there is that. I have a nice view. I have a nice little boat thing to Pesquiro, the best fish place on the beach at Posto 8.
You know, after 1400 days, almost, it gets a little boring, just fucking, but fucking is a pretty good pastime. There is 120 days of sodom, there is the movie salo, there is story of O, which includes my fantasy life pretty well. Rio is pretty much Sodom, or you can set up your Story of O type of harem.
OK, so I pay 300 pernoite. Sometimes I get it like 200 pernoite for 4 days for a total of 800. For good girls I offer 500 pernoite. My main go to is centro prives. I went to Darkroom on Saturday, and there were 2 girls, none really doable. I went to Emporio and there were 2 doable girls. 15 January is when the tier 1 girls are coming back as the best ones seem to be at Buzios or some other vaca spot with their family or boyfriends. I mean it is Brazil. Everyone here is high. It is summer. And the country basically goes on vacation from Thanksgiving to Carnival.
Selah.
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1/9, 10:56 PM Lieutenant Joe: Every Thursday.
1/9, 10:57 PM Lieutenant Joe: Perola negra is the plan then.
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Are you guys getting issues from embassy about picture quality on photos being sent.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2885092]Are you guys getting issues from embassy about picture quality on photos being sent.[/QUOTE]He had issue.
[QUOTE=AdventureSeekr;2883402]Applied 12/24, responded on 1/2 that photo was not clear enough (I took a picture of an actual passport photo), re-took a selfie on a white wall, resized it to 2 x2 (600 pixels), and re-uploaded. No response yet. I don't fly out until the 11th so I have another week, but yes its an annoying process. I believe they send the visa via email.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Sperto;2884060]The arriving provedure at Galeao airport can be weird. I arrived yesterday. First I had to walk for 10 minutes (I walk very fast) to reach the passport control. The passport control was quick and my bag arrived first of all the bags.
I noted there were a line of hundreds of people with baggage carts waiting to exit. Somebody mentioned the line was because of a flight from Miami and Brazilians buy tons of goods they don't want to declare. I understood that standing in that queue would take hours. As I had a connecting flight I had "cara de pau" and went on the outside of the queue and went under the "fence" just in front of the customs. I did it so quick that nobody really took notice. I saved at least two hours by not standing in that line. I managed to catch my Latam flight to Fortaleza.
When passing the security at Galeao there were a second check made by soldiers who patted down everybody very thoroughly. It seems like this is a decision made by Lula because of the security crisis.[/QUOTE]I have to admit, I'm getting pretty bored with sex now. I don't know if it's age, weight gain, or low testosterone, but none of these trips are that exciting anymore. I feel like Bernie Mac in this clip but he is only 42 here: [URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W3GNP8D-A_I&t=50s&pp=ygUOQmVybmllIG1hYyBzZXg%3D[/URL].
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[QUOTE=Sperto;2884060]The arriving provedure at Galeao airport can be weird. I arrived yesterday. First I had to walk for 10 minutes (I walk very fast) to reach the passport control. The passport control was quick and my bag arrived first of all the bags.
I noted there were a line of hundreds of people with baggage carts waiting to exit. Somebody mentioned the line was because of a flight from Miami and Brazilians buy tons of goods they don't want to declare. I understood that standing in that queue would take hours. As I had a connecting flight I had "cara de pau" and went on the outside of the queue and went under the "fence" just in front of the customs. I did it so quick that nobody really took notice. I saved at least two hours by not standing in that line. I managed to catch my Latam flight to Fortaleza.
When passing the security at Galeao there were a second check made by soldiers who patted down everybody very thoroughly. It seems like this is a decision made by Lula because of the security crisis.[/QUOTE]I flew into GIG on a domestic connecting flight. The walk from the airplane to baggage claim was very long.
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[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2885279]I flew into GIG on a domestic connecting flight. The walk from the airplane to baggage claim was very long.[/QUOTE]Yep, if you're a older monger you will feel every inch of that walk.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2883714]Thanks, very helpful.
Vagabundo trades options.
Which is why I have planned sex tours at high wi fi spots 11 h30 - 12 h30 and 16 h-17 h, Monday. Friday, see above. Extra credit for intelligent wingmen who can talk the markets, global macro. The indexes I trade are SPY and TLT.
Mundo do Macacos is my name for the condo where I live. If they could just get fiber, it would be fine. On the plus side barravips girls live here (see image), like her who lives on the 10th floor, and I bend them over for the house rate on the penthouse cuberto on the 15th floor. As bubba boy said, she is now in the catch and release program as I prefer the centro prive girls who I have trained for 300 pernoites which would be difficult to negotiate with her.[/QUOTE]My trade option for the day ETF GDX extremely undervalued, with a little patience it can double or even more.
Nice picture, did you open Pandora's box?
I'm curious about your opinion, why do you think a good amount of girls stay in Barra instead of Copa?
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2885171]I have to admit, I'm getting pretty bored with sex now. I don't know if it's age, weight gain, or low testosterone, but none of these trips are that exciting anymore. I feel like Bernie Mac in this clip but he is only 42 here: [URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W3GNP8D-A_I&t=50s&pp=ygUOQmVybmllIG1hYyBzZXg%3D[/URL].[/QUOTE]As a lifelong monger, I'm not "bored" of sex. I'm "bored" of mediocre WGs.
The longer you monger, the more picky you become. And if you can't find the specific type of woman you want, mongering becomes very boring.
In my experience, mongering is 99% getting through the trash, so you can find the 1% treasure. Finding those 1% gems is worth it, but navigating through the trash is boring.
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Rio for Carnival
First time in Rio. Does anyone know if Mercury Boutique Copacabana is guest friendly. If not, is there a short term cheaper hotel nearby that I can use when needed.
Appreciate any advise. Also, any escort services that are legit.
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I do an Iron Condor on TLT and SPY, which is a way of selling premium.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzZZYNFZpSM[/URL]
I fucked her yes. She was from Portugal and went back. Her name on BarraVIPSRio was Mia Sales. She has a very nice ass, is very cute, nice mouth, hot and fun. We fucked in my room, and she only then informed me that she was a pro. She wanted 800. I gave her 300 and told her she hadn't made it clear up front and I was just a poor teacher. I woudn't recommend her, though, as I get better sex for even less from centro prive girls who are well trained by the locals to fuck and suck for less and with good service.
Girls stay in Barra if they can because of safety. Copa is in the middle of 3 favelas, easy escape venues for criminals with your cell phone and you (but not the police) in hot pursuit. You can go to the beach with a laptop and trade options on the beach in Barra because it is whites only, strong enforcement of stupid rules (I know because they enforce those rules on me at the gym, like you need workout shorts to get in, can't just be Bermuda shorts. Stupid stuff like that. But the former military officer in me recognizes what is going on. They are keeping out the riff raff, the zona norte criminals who would try, and who do try to infiltrate every other high value housing property in Rio de Janeiro, just see the movie, Dom on amazonprime dot com).
I stay in Barra because of safety.
[QUOTE=RioBob;2885619]My trade option for the day ETF GDX extremely undervalued, with a little patience it can double or even more.
Nice picture, did you open Pandora's box?
I'm curious about your opinion, why do you think a good amount of girls stay in Barra instead of Copa?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2885794]I do an Iron Condor on TLT and SPY, which is a way of selling premium.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzZZYNFZpSM[/URL]
I fucked her yes. She was from Portugal and went back. Her name on BarraVIPSRio was Mia Sales. She has a very nice ass, is very cute, nice mouth, hot and fun. We fucked in my room, and she only then informed me that she was a pro. She wanted 800. I gave her 300 and told her she hadn't made it clear up front and I was just a poor teacher. I woudn't recommend her, though, as I get better sex for even less from centro prive girls who are well trained by the locals to fuck and suck for less and with good service.
Girls stay in Barra if they can because of safety. Copa is in the middle of 3 favelas, easy escape venues for criminals with your cell phone and you (but not the police) in hot pursuit. You can go to the beach with a laptop and trade options on the beach in Barra because it is whites only, strong enforcement of stupid rules (I know because they enforce those rules on me at the gym, like you need workout shorts to get in, can't just be Bermuda shorts. Stupid stuff like that..[/QUOTE]Every girl on that site is a hooker, why would money not be discussed. Confused she came over without talking rates.
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[QUOTE=Rocko20;2885664]As a lifelong monger, I'm not "bored" of sex. I'm "bored" of mediocre WGs.
The longer you monger, the more picky you become. And if you can't find the specific type of woman you want, mongering becomes very boring.
In my experience, mongering is 99% getting through the trash, so you can find the 1% treasure. Finding those 1% gems is worth it, but navigating through the trash is boring.[/QUOTE]How old are you, weight, any medical conditions.
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Motels
[QUOTE=Travalot;2885682]First time in Rio. Does anyone know if Mercury Boutique Copacabana is guest friendly. If not, is there a short term cheaper hotel nearby that I can use when needed.
Appreciate any advise. Also, any escort services that are legit.[/QUOTE]The two motels, the Lido and the Vanity motel in Copacabana have been mentioned here before. Also there is this site to check for love motels.
[URL]https://www.guiademoteis.com.br/rio-de-janeiro[/URL]
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RJ Massagem
I was at the RJ Massagem in Copacabana two days ago. They have two other locations as well. The facility was very nice and clean. They offer Tantrica (R $200) and Nuru massage (R $350). Their website has pictures of the massagistas and at least in my case the pictures were real. This place does not offer sex and based on what they sent thru whatsapp, you can't touch the girl. I asked the girl that I was with whether she sees her clients outside for sex and she said no. I think that can depend from one girl to another. Overall a good place except the restriction they have.
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What escort site is most reliable where the girls look like the picture for the most part and the prices are around 100 dollars for 1 hour.
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Great report
Great report with some valuable information.
[QUOTE=WorldJockey;2867241]As the title suggests this is my first trip report from Brazil.
Ill also do something a little different and compare this place to Bogota and Medellin.
First off let me give a salute to the fellas I met.
Chicago85, Carlos, Michaelsamuel, Vagabundo, Jimmyboy.
Great wingmen. Great fellas to shoot the shit and talk to.
Arriving: I arrived in the evening and flew through immigration in about 15 minutes.
Before I exited I just paid the nose bleed prices from one of the official taxi services.
Could have gotten it cheaper via uber but first time arriving at night I decided to go for the easiest option.
As far as I could tell the ATMs are located outside and upstairs. You will have to walk past the taxi mafia and pull out money while in gen pop. If there was another ATM before the exit I didn't see it. That said I took reals back with me so I can hit the ground running next time.
Tip: I mostly used bradesco ATMs. When pulling out money there is a section where it asks if you accept the shitty conversion. You can say no and it will still let you pull out money (thanks michalsamual!
Ok time for the girls.
I don't remember prices so Ill just mention if you're able to get your willy wet for under or over 500 reals at these spots.
Quatro Por Quatro aka 4 x4.
Rua Buenos Aires 44.
This is a tier 1 terma / boate (still dunno the difference).
A dude gives you a card as you walk in. Go upstairs and hand them the card and they will give you a wristband with a number. The chubby blond person (still dunno their gender) with a little pony tail speaks good English if you have any questions. Everything you do there will be added to the tab of your bracelet. You pay when you are ready to leave. Make sure you keep the receipt. You need it to exit.
Wide variety of girls of different sizes, colors. Looks range from about 7-10.
I went about four (didn't plan this LOL) times. Each time I sessioned. Each session was satisfactory-good.
Under 500.
4 x 4 bang for the buck 5/5.
Whiskeria 74.
Rua the Quitanda, 74.
Small terma around the corner from 4 x4.
Much smaller fewer selection of girls.
Didn't session here. I imagine under 500 tho.
Bang for the buck 2/5.
Could be higher if there was a larger selection of girls.
Vm.
One evening vagabundo was generous with his time to give a VM tour. The man took a break from a threesome with Ivanka trump and Michelle Obama that would have left the latter preggo with a love child, just to get the band back together again. What a sacrifice. A true Swiss patriot. Salute.
Anyhow VM is wild as described. Topless chicks wandering around, high homeless dude with a black eye walking up and down the street with a full box of pizza offering a slice. You name it. I don't ever see a dull moment here.
One sexy girl did quote me 80 reals. I didn't take her up on it. I was scared of what the room looked like judging from outside.
Bang for the buck 2/5.
Mosaico.
Are. Hilrio Ribeiro, 243.
You know for the reputation VM gets for nasty rooms and general scene this place was pretty legit.
It had a better base room than 4 x 4, perola negra, Eden spa, and any of the central prives. It was pretty surprising.
Few girls the night I went but did manage to session.
Under 500.
Given the distance and small options.
Bang for the buck 4/5.
Paris cafe.
Av. Das Amricas, 15105.
Went twice. Nice large space.
I didn't session either time but that was not for any issue with the place.
If you like spinners this is the place to be. First time I went there was about a half dozen.
The next time well over a dozen.
Two things I don't like about it. 1. its far as fuck2. The girls chain smoke like its 1942. Seriously.
It. Was. Nonstop. Smoking.
While I didn't session here I did peek the price.
Under 500.
Given how far it is and all the smoking yet hot girls.
Bang for the buck 3/5.
Perola Negra.
Av. Do Pep, 400 - Barra the Tijuca, Rio de Janeiro.
Went to this place three times sessioned twice.
Only one session was good.
The thing I found with this place is its typically filled with a lot of local guys.
They will harbor shark the prettiest girls for hours and hours without ever sessioning with them or allowing them to. I get it they live there no pressure. If you are visiting tho your time is limited.
That if there were a ton of great looking girls this wouldn't be an issue. Sadly there are not. Mostly 5-7's.
If you see a good looking girl here grab her. I learned. On my third trip I walked thru the door. Spotted a girl. Took her upstairs. Left five min after I was done.
Also note that while the prices here are set by the house the girls do have some agency. The girls can't overcharge you but they can do things like refuse to go with you for less than xyz time or have a minimum sized room they will session in. They may do this because they want a certain amount of money or to turn off customers they don't want to session with. In any case this happened to both me and my wingman.
The space itself is big. It has a nice patio to get away from the music. I wish Paris cafe had this to get away from the smoke.
Its not super far and it does have a fair amount of women. Can get your willy wet for under 500.
Bang for the buck 3/5.
Solarium.
Rua JJ Seabra, 21.
The smallest of the termas / boates I visited.
The women here are dressed nicely and well put together. Looks slightly above the other terms. Imo none was under a 7. That said it was about the end of the appeal for me. I don't know for sure but I get the impression this is the kind of place where the girls can refuse certain customers. I counted at least five that avoided eye contact with me when I looked at them. Sure others were pleasant enough but not enough to justify the price IMO.
It will cost north of 500 to get action and probably closer to the 1000 end.
I didn't session here and would not return. It also is not close to copa or centro.
If you're feeling homesick and miss the feeling of chasing after women with dour expressions give this place a shot.
Bang for the buck 1/5.
Centro prives.
Time to start comparing to Colombia.
The prives here are very spread out. Many of buildings require ID and / or a photograph to enter. God only knows what database this info is being stored on and for how long and shared with whom. In addition to this many are 20th or higher floor. Rooms can be ok or filthly. Building 33 on 13 de maio looks like a scene out of raid redemption.
Comparing this to Colombian casas. Casas there are typically within a few blocks of each other. No more than one flight of stairs. No fort knox treatment at the door. Usually they just buzz you in and you can be in and out in under 5 minutes if the selection is not to your liking. The casas in Colombia usually have at least 6 girls. No golden girls either.
13 de maio, 33 building.
To enter this building you have to go thru a side alley. If you get lost there may be one of the guys handing out flyers for the casas on 13 de maio itself. Have them guide you up.
Rooms.
2102-only two women both should be retired.
2103 -Best lineup. Filthy rooms.
2107- another retirement home and only two.
3206-decent rooms. Decent line up.
47 building.
610-only 2 girls available. Neither looked good.
Rua Rosario 157 - about 9 girls 3 doable. Decent rooms.
Darkroom.
Praa Olavo Bilac 28.
Crazy security on a high floor.
Someone else gave perfect directions " To get to Darkroom, you must go to the 20th floor, then getting off the elevator you go right and you look for the sign that says "Cobertura" follow those red Cobertura signs to a door that leads to a new stairway. Go up those stairs and first door you see you go in. Then you look for the door "Cobertura 6".
Only about 4 girls.
Rooms are decent.
Onix terapias
v. Rio Branco, 156 sala 2235.
Another place with crazy convoluted security on a high floor.
About a dozen girls half decent.
Small room.
Centro prives bang for the buck 2/5.
Mabs.
Av. Prado Jnior, 16 A. Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22011-040, Brazil.
Basically a sports bar where a lot of freelancers hang out at night. Avergage looks 5-7's.
I sessioned with one girl I got from here. Lucky me she was a gold star. It was her first day in rio. She claims I was the first client she ever had. When it came time to discuss price she had to ask to wing woman if she was giving me the right price. I can see it being a nice pick up place on a lazy Sunday.
Bang for the buck 3/5.
Eden spa.
Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 583 - Sala 401 and 302.
A step up from the centro prives. Reminds me more of a Colombia casa. Easy in easy out. Wider selection. Shift changes till evening. Decent rooms.
This was my go to in copa.
401 had the better looking girls imo. I never sessioned with girls in 302.
Sala 206 Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 583.
Dunno the name of this place. About 6 girls. Only two doable.
It seemed to be run by rookies. Not professional at all. Filthy rooms like a centro prive.
Best bet here IMO is to get a number and session with her outside of this place.
Bang for the buck 4/5.
Photoacompanhantes.
This was my shining star. I wish I spent less time in centro and more on this website.
The thing with this kinds sight is for better or for worse you cut the middle man out.
Both you and the girl are assuming a bit of risk you otherwise may not when going to a terma, prive.
For her the better is she is getting all the money and probably a bit more agency.
The risk is the dude could be a maniac. Almost any man can fuck up any woman easily with his bare hands.
Some of these girls probably have weapons or share a place with someone to mitigate the risk a bit.
This leads me into the risk for the fellas doing incall. While you are there dining at the why the another person can shank you or the girl herself can attack you or there may not even be a girl at all. She could also say you "violated" her and shake you down for money or call the police. Yeah I may be paranoid but I think these are valid things to consider. My suggestion is if you see a girl you like on there check to see if she has been reviewed on gparena.
Now the benefits to having a girl off the website is they seem more relaxed imo. The are not watching the clock as hard. No bell ringing or knocking at the door. I think these types of sessions shine the most on repeat visits after some trust is established.
Anyhow I did four incall sessions this way. Prices ranged from 100 reals to 500 reals. Guess which session was the best? Yup the 100. YMMV.
Bang for the buck 5/5.
General impressions of Rio while it is nice and there is a lot of action one thing that stood out to me is the palpable on edge and tense feeling. If you don't get what I mean imagine superimposing all the fort knox buildings, military police roaming all over the place with road blocks (we did get caught in one one night). Over a beach city like miami or maybe even Pattaya. It would instantly stand out.
Aside from this food was ok. Weather was not too hot. It was fairly easy to get around by uber. I didn't try 99. Some people swear by it. Others told me only use it if your ok being taken to a favela and beheaded.
Would I return to RJ?
Yes.
I'd like to visit SP first tho.[/QUOTE]
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Boates and Termas Refresher
So I just came back to this site after a long time of not coming here, last trip was 2015 or 2016. Just trying to get a refresher on the Boates and Termas including majors, minors new and places to avoid. Will definitely do a report.
Centaurus. The 1st time I came to Rio my hotel was right around the corner but never went on that trip or any trips after. Reason was from my readings on the board, in which they are the most expensive and aggressive, the girls don't look that much different from other top termas, also you have to pay the entrance fee before hand regardless of session or no session. I might go this time just because I never went are all the things mentioned still true?
Monte Carlo. Besides being closed on Sunday's do they still send out promotions via email and has much changed?
Solarium. If I recall this was def cheaper than Centaurus but higher than Monte Carlo, anything worth noting here?
4 x4 - I remember reading about this place having a fire some time ago, how has the facilities changed since and do they still have the whiskeria downstairs where you don't have to change into a robe?
Club New York (Cancun) - besides a new name has anything changed here?
65 - last readings this place closed the re opened as a gay spot, then closed for good?
502 - I think I went here once or twice and did 1 session, walk up a flight of stairs, dark, and smoky. 15 minute sessions, weird pricing structure if I recall?
Aeroporto. Went twice had an average session, if I recall they close earlier than the rest of the termas?
MV30- never went should I go this time?
Ancora Do Recreio. Never went, did the name change or permanently closed, worth going to or not since its far from Copa?
Up House. I read about this years back when it opened its in Lapa, worth going to or not?
Perola Negra. I assume is new is this worth going to?
Paris Cafe. Is this a swing club, terma, or both?
Barabarella. Never went and I know its closed, are the other boates nearby still open. I think there was Ciccolina and another one.
Mabs. Well this aint a boate / terma but a freelance spot, any other ones?
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Man!
[QUOTE=RLTeddy;2886066]So I just came back to this site after a long time of not coming here, last trip was 2015 or 2016. Just trying to get a refresher on the Boates and Termas including majors, minors new and places to avoid. Will definitely do a report.
Centaurus. The 1st time I came to Rio my hotel was right around the corner but never went on that trip or any trips after. Reason was from my readings on the board, in which they are the most expensive and aggressive, the girls don't look that much different from other top termas, also you have to pay the entrance fee before hand regardless of session or no session. I might go this time just because I never went are all the things mentioned still true?
Monte Carlo. Besides being closed on Sunday's do they still send out promotions via email and has much changed?
Solarium. If I recall this was def cheaper than Centaurus but higher than Monte Carlo, anything worth noting here?
4 x4 - I remember reading about this place having a fire some time ago, how has the facilities changed since and do they still have the whiskeria downstairs where you don't have to change into a robe?[/QUOTE]Dude you need to RTFF versus coming in here asking all of these questions. Most of them are answered for you if you would just do your homework and read the forum. Nobody here is going to do it for you. RTFF then come back and asked [B]informed[/B] questions.
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Anyone else have problems with stuff stolen from their laundry? The suspects are the girls I have here, freeway laundry center, and the laundry guy downstairs.
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[QUOTE=TheCane;2886119]Dude you need to RTFF versus coming in here asking all of these questions. Most of them are answered for you if you would just do your homework and read the forum. Nobody here is going to do it for you. RTFF then come back and asked [B]informed[/B] questions.[/QUOTE]I did RTFF but didn't find all the answers, hence the questions with a refresher notation.
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Centro Prives, MassagemTijuca.
So JimmyBOy99 and Vagabundo linked up in centro yesterday near JimmyBoy's hotel at Metro Cinelandia. OK, here is one reason I keep a local WhatsApp group. Some one in our group in a prior patrol checked on JimmyBoy, and sent out a message when he thought our mate might have had a security problem. So we are friends, like patrol buddies in the military. JimmyBOy is about as experienced as it gets. PV118 and Chege and Jingo are in town. All good or great solid wingmen. And unfortunately, there are bad wingmen out there. I will just leave it at that.
So we head over to Darkroom, and it was already closed (almost 15 h). We get the line up at emporio do banho. 3 girls, and I was going to wait for a girl, but she was too long, and Jimmy was waiting at the metro, so I went and met him.
We took the metro out to Sao Cristavao. We walked to massagemtijuca dot com. I found a girl from one of the 10 available who would give it raw, and we fucked in one of the big, clean rooms (though there was a dirty sheet on the mattress when I came in, which my waitress fixed up). We had a good session, two fucks, a good massage in between, and then JimmyBoy was waiting for me in the line up room, which is optimal security. If you want a friend, be a friend. JimmyBoy has a friend in Vagabundo for his loyalty. In addition, JimmyBoy is a good role model in many ways. He is pushing 100, but he does 10,000 steps a day, and views sex as exercise, eats very healthy at places like Vanetti grill in centro, and treats the girls right (gives them a massage and eats their pussies, in addition to his Italian opera playlist). So, girls like him. Which is an important aspect of a wingman.
Anyway, after that we walked down to a supermarket. Uber / Indriver was not picking up. We got on the metro, and I came back to my place in Barra. Sundays Jimmy boy heads to the beach in Copa, and I suggest you try to link up with us and we can give you a very experienced tour of Rio's finest.
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Distinction
[QUOTE=RLTeddy;2886160]I did RTFF but didn't find all the answers, hence the questions with a refresher notation.[/QUOTE]Doesn't sound like you took the time to do a thorough job. As you stated, you have been away for some time. Go read several pages back in the Reports of Distinction. You'll find that many of your questions will be answered in the process. Then come back here.
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First day in Rio
So after a 12 hour flight from Rome was really exhausted, just passed passport control which was flawless and also managed to get a SIM as soon as I went to get an Uber from the a guy at the airport.
Got an Uber to Trans America Barra after reading here from the infamous Vagabundo. Location is perfect which close to everything you need. Tried to chill a bit but couldn't stay without banging a menina brazilena and headed to eros massagem in barra downtown bloco 23 sala 118 , cool small place witha hot brinette 25 year old from recreio, did. An hour a little massage and then stared out with a nice blowjob etc etc, beijo grieigo her nice bunda alot price 250 for an hour but I could have done 30 mins so to try another girl but it was fine. Today I will try euro spa befeore my friend come because they are not clinica guys. Have over a month here and would love to go on a tour to Centro proves if any one want.
I love rio.
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Vagabundo has had many names through the years. Libertine. Hoar Monger. Fucker of young women's bare pussies, as many per week as possible. Vagabundo sold his house in Lugano, a half mile from the water.
Well today he fucked Anne Amari bare, 21 year old negra pussy never gets old but she is getting all domestic, and that doesn't fit Vagabundo's style. So Vagabundo is down at the lobby and they are shooting a globo series a familia e tudo. Vagabundo gets the director's number, a hot ass mulata who went to the same school vagabundo teaches at, and vagabundo swung, and. Struck out, sent her too many script ideas. Pretty much see my posts here. Maybe it was the fucking orgy I suggest she film at Praia Abrico where I have her eat out the black pussy of one of the hot little black actresses I met at the shoot, like just you and me and that negra baby on the beach at abrico at 08 h for some fucking and sucking, I even have a strap on with a usb re chargeable dildo that I will make that negra fuck you my little pretty mulata princess with. Oh yeah, lets see those juggs juggle you hot ass mulatta, who says accion, and like all these dudes with guns slap the cuffs on some morena, pull her away from the ambulance, and put her in the back of the police car, a sao paulo police car, so it had no jurisdiction. Yeah, I can't imagine why she blocked me. Haha.
So I pay ann amari 300 r pernoite. I got her a little tablet, a windows surface.
OK, so Vagabundo does tours, just say when. Split uber, meals.
Centro, meet at Tabacaria Ouvidor, 11 h - 17 h: 4 x4, 116, Centro Prives.
Tijuca, meet at Metro Sao Cristavao, 11 h - 17 h: MassagemTijuca, Annes Massagem, Mosaico, VM.
Barra, meet at Na Brasa Columbia, Olegario Maciel 7, 11 h - 17th: Barra Prive, Perola Negra.
Recreio, meet at Na Brasa Columbia, Glauco Gil, 11 h - 17 h: Recreio Prive, Paris Cafe, Beach Streetwalkers.
Botafogo, meet at Na Brasa Columbia, Rua Sao Clemente, 11 h - 17 h: JuPanteras Prive, Solarium.
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[QUOTE=RLTeddy;2886160]I did RTFF but didn't find all the answers, hence the questions with a refresher notation.[/QUOTE]If I were you I would just go to find out myself. I am wondering how would the answers help? 4 x4, T65 and 502 are all in the same area, MV30 is not far away. It does not take much time to check them out. T65 has moved to a new location in the same area. I think Jimmyboy had a report. 4x4 has recovered from the fire. The first floor has been completely remodeled recently. It appears to only open after midnight and the guests will need to change back to street clothing. I had a report on it. The bartender sells cialis for 50 reais. More gilds speak or trying to learn English too and that is actually annoying for me.
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[QUOTE=Nounce;2886676]If I were you I would just go to find out myself. I am wondering how would the answers help? 4 x4, T65 and 502 are all in the same area, MV30 is not far away. It does not take much time to check them out. T65 has moved to a new location in the same area. I think Jimmyboy had a report. 4x4 has recovered from the fire. The first floor has been completely remodeled recently. It appears to only open after midnight and the guests will need to change back to street clothing. I had a report on it. The bartender sells cialis for 50 reais. More gilds speak or trying to learn English too and that is actually annoying for me.[/QUOTE]Does the new terma 65 still allow smoking in the bar main area. It was so nasty I left after 1 minute.
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New terma 65
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2886699]Does the new terma 65 still allow smoking in the bar main area. It was so nasty I left after 1 minute.[/QUOTE]I don't know. This is JB's report.
[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2867296]Went this evening about 9:30 to check out the new location of the old Whiskeria 65 at 74 Rua do Quintanda. Entry 60 Real consumable. Beers are between 10 Real and 20 real. Caipirinha is 36 Real. 60 minutes in lower-end suite is 370 Real in cash (390 credit card). Space is about half the size of the former location. Saw 10 girls in the lounge area, might have been a couple more elsewhere, even on what is supposed to be one of the best nights for termas. Maybe 10-12 customers. One girl did a semi-strip tease (only took off bra) while I was there. Girls were typical prive girls. No comparison to 4 x4 in terms of quantity and quality of girls. No need to go back.[/QUOTE]
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Wingmen?
Hey boys,
Just got to Rio today, looking to hang with some fellow mongers.
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Name?
[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2867296]Went this evening about 9:30 to check out the new location of the old Whiskeria 65 at 74 Rua do Quintanda. Entry 60 Real consumable. Beers are between 10 Real and 20 real. Caipirinha is 36 Real. 60 minutes in lower-end suite is 370 Real in cash (390 credit card). Space is about half the size of the former location. Saw 10 girls in the lounge area, might have been a couple more elsewhere, even on what is supposed to be one of the best nights for termas. Maybe 10-12 customers. One girl did a semi-strip tease (only took off bra) while I was there. Girls were typical prive girls. No comparison to 4 x4 in terms of quantity and quality of girls. No need to go back.[/QUOTE]Are they still sticking with the same name for the place even though the address has changed? This is sad news for me since I had some really memorable experiences at the old location.
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Prisma Terapias
I visited this place located in Copacabana in the afternoon. The rooms are small but they have a master room available for $100Real. All the services and prices are listed in their websites. I saw Maya for the 'Nuru Mutua (Nua)'. Her pictures on their website is accurate. She was nice and friendly. The master room has a bed and shower. The facility is clean, quality of girls based on the pictures posted are good but rooms are small.
[URL]https://prismaterapias.com.br/[/URL]
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74 Whiskeria
[QUOTE=TheCane;2886915]Are they still sticking with the same name for the place even though the address has changed? This is sad news for me since I had some really memorable experiences at the old location.[/QUOTE]It is changed to 74 according to this post.
[QUOTE=UniversalX;2867543]JB. Thanks for the report. I had asked a while back about this terma.
[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=2857580&viewfull=1#post2857580[/URL][/QUOTE]
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I'll have a month over we can fix one as friend are coming over and they are not priced guys we could fix one up, I'm new to Rio also so would love to visit Centro prives.
[QUOTE=Saltwaterlbc1;2886914]Hey boys,
Just got to Rio today, looking to hang with some fellow mongers.[/QUOTE]
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Day 2
Had a number saved back when was comin to Rio and tried my luck, set the price for 400 , she asked way more. Nice Morena from recreio had two good fucks and went off. Could have settled for 350.
I love rio.
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This visa application is a real pain. They keep turning down my photo saying there is a glare or this and that. The picture looks perfectly fine to me. Luckily my paid for trip is before April, so I won't lose my money, but this will probably be my last trip to Brazil unless they waive the requirement. Uploading all these documents to their idiot satisfaction is a waste of time. They are going to lose a ton of tourist dollars from us. I preferred mailing my passport to the embassy. Let them take as many wonderful perfect pictures that they want. Dealing with Latin American business models can only make one question evolution as progress. It seems like they evolve backwards. It's like Argentina, they have hyperinflation and instead of fixing what caused it, they go back to the same policies that destroyed the currency the last two times. I'll never understand how these people get to be president and why voters keep voting for the same policies.
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[QUOTE=Sun08;2886921]I visited this place located in Copacabana in the afternoon. The rooms are small but they have a master room available for $100Real. All the services and prices are listed in their websites. I saw Maya for the 'Nuru Mutua (Nua)'. Her pictures on their website is accurate. She was nice and friendly. The master room has a bed and shower. The facility is clean, quality of girls based on the pictures posted are good but rooms are small.
[URL]https://prismaterapias.com.br/[/URL][/QUOTE]What is this place, massage with happy ending or massage with full service?
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2887158]This visa application is a real pain. They keep turning down my photo saying there is a glare or this and that. The picture looks perfectly fine to me. Luckily my paid for trip is before April, so I won't lose my money, but this will probably be my last trip to Brazil unless they waive the requirement. Uploading all these documents to their idiot satisfaction is a waste of time. They are going to lose a ton of tourist dollars from us. <snip> [/QUOTE]The visa thing is a hassle, but you are making a mountain out of a mole hill. Just make a copy of your existing passport pics or buy some new passport quality pics for a couple of measly bucks, or don't go! Nobody really cares one way or another.
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Prisma
[QUOTE=RioBob;2887187]What is this place, massage with happy ending or massage with full service?[/QUOTE]It is a massage however they have 'mutual nuru massage (girl is naked)' as well with happy ending. The full service is not listed on their menu. I think since with nuru massage the girl is naked, other services maybe available for extra money. At RJ Massagem, they have Nuru massage but the girl is topless. If I go there again, I will ask and will post here.
[URL]https://prismaterapias.com.br/precos/[/URL]
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2887158]This visa application is a real pain. They keep turning down my photo saying there is a glare or this and that. The picture looks perfectly fine to me. [/QUOTE]LOL. They keep doing the same shit to me. Talking about no teeth showing and shit.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2887158]This visa application is a real pain. They keep turning down my photo saying there is a glare or this and that. The picture looks perfectly fine to me. [/QUOTE]I submitted my app a month ago, I arrived today and still don't have a visa. I've uploaded photos 3 times. Different reason every time. Size, take off glasses, wall is not white enough, not clear enough. These are all taken on a new iPhone in front of a white wall and sized to 2 x2. I don't know what else to do at this point. Not that it matters since they moved the start date until after my trip two days after I paid.
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[QUOTE=AdventureSeekr;2887267]I submitted my app a month ago, I arrived today and still don't have a visa. I've uploaded photos 3 times. Different reason every time. Size, take off glasses, wall is not white enough, not clear enough. These are all taken on a new iPhone in front of a white wall and sized to 2 x2. I don't know what else to do at this point. Not that it matters since they moved the start date until after my trip two days after I paid.[/QUOTE]It's so stupid it's all for reciprocity, all Brazilians have to do is walk across the southern border, no visa no nothing and I'm sure many have. I guess when I need my visa I'll just pay for a passport photo and scan it in I don't think they can complain about that.
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[QUOTE=RioBob;2887269]I guess when I need my visa I'll just pay for a passport photo and scan it in I don't think they can complain about that.[/QUOTE]Uhhh I tried that already!
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[QUOTE=AdventureSeekr;2887267]I submitted my app a month ago, I arrived today and still don't have a visa. I've uploaded photos 3 times. Different reason every time. Size, take off glasses, wall is not white enough, not clear enough. These are all taken on a new iPhone in front of a white wall and sized to 2 x2. I don't know what else to do at this point. Not that it matters since they moved the start date until after my trip two days after I paid.[/QUOTE]This is what's going to happen to us when we go to Brazil after Apri: [URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny4a-oxOndo[/URL].
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[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2887201]The visa thing is a hassle, but you are making a mountain out of a mole hill. Just make a copy of your existing passport pics or buy some new passport quality pics for a couple of measly bucks, or don't go! Nobody really cares one way or another.[/QUOTE]What are you talking about. They said I have a glare. Then I send it again and it's too dark. This is Latin America tho. Qualifications aren't at the top of the list.
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2887235]LOL. They keep doing the same shit to me. Talking about no teeth showing and shit.[/QUOTE]It's over Mr E, you will have to take Brazil off your mongering list now. Luckily, there are the beautiful curvy women of Manila, the caring honest women of Medellin, the great customer service and honesty of handsome Tijuana waiters, all waiting for you visa free.
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[QUOTE=RioBob;2887269]It's so stupid it's all for reciprocity, all Brazilians have to do is walk across the southern border, no visa no nothing and I'm sure many have. I guess when I need my visa I'll just pay for a passport photo and scan it in I don't think they can complain about that.[/QUOTE]That was the first photo I sent, a passport photo done by USPS. They didn't accept that either.
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Applied for visa on Dec 25th for my trip in February. Received approval Jan 18. For all docs and photos, I used the adobe scan app on iPhone, airdropped the photos to my iMac and then uploaded on website. I used one of the passport photos I had taken in June for another trip. No issues whatsoever.
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[QUOTE=Sun08;2887222]It is a massage however they have 'mutual nuru massage (girl is naked)' as well with happy ending. The full service is not listed on their menu. I think since with nuru massage the girl is naked, other services maybe available for extra money. At RJ Massagem, they have Nuru massage but the girl is topless. If I go there again, I will ask and will post here.
[URL]https://prismaterapias.com.br/precos/[/URL][/QUOTE]Visited Prisma several times. I believe I added some reviews middle of last year. It's definitely a YMMV deal, depending on the girl. My first visit, that girl was going no further than HJ. Every other visit had a bigger menu. FWIW, they had some really attractive options, IMO. Their photos have minimal airbrushing.
Unfortunately, the girl I would HIGHLY recommend is no longer there.
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Some expert guidance please
Been to Rio several times (stuck to Solarium, Monte Carlo and 4 x 4 - with these places 3-4 days gets filled).
Been to SP several times and Scandallo keeps us busy.
We are making a trip to in the next few months and our goal is to venture to Curitiba. Have no clue other than (Sense) and the Curitiba page is dead for ages hence posting here.
4 days Friday thru Monday = Curitiba, Monday to Thursday = Rio, then Friday to Monday = SP. 10 day trip.
How can we make Curitiba a success. Promise to come back and give a detailed Trip report.
Any help and guidance? We prefer clubs like Sense, but also smaller places that has 5-8 garotas, or massage clubs, or independents.
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Carla from Eden Spa
Hey, I sent you a pm about your experience. Cheers.
[QUOTE=Tribute15;2838258]Eden Spa.
401.
Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 583 - Sala 401 - Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22020-001, Brazil. Its next to a shopping mall. Got there and was shown the lineup. It was a pretty good lineup. Slim ones to thick ones and good looking too. Price was 200 reals for 1 hour. Choose Carla, her pictures are on the website. Blonde with a big Brazilian butt, pretty face and nice personality. She does everything except anal. The bathrooms are separate from the rooms, I showered and went to the room. She came in and was looking and smelling good. She gave a good and sloppy blow job, deep throat, ball sucking and she licked my ass clean. Sex was CG, RCG, missionary, flat doggy and finally doggy. We went the whole hour before blowing a load.
She gave me her whatsapp and planned for a per noite. She is on onlyfans too. Will repeat anytime.
302.
One floor down in the same building. The lineup wasn't as good as 401, but they had some cute spinners. I first went with Helena, tall morena, who seemed to give a good vide during the screening process. Getting to the room I was wrong, of all my sessions in Brazil, it was the worst. First shocker was when she got a condom for the blow job and I was hell no. She was insisting I would like it and I refused. Stalemate. She now said she had a sore in her mouth, that's why she couldn't do BBJ. Although I was pissed, that ass was a sight to behold and I had booked a 30 minute sessions. She sucking, despite all her effort, the thought of a CBJ was killing my mood. I got up and moved to missionary and started pounding, but that ass was all I could think off. Switched to doggy and rode her like wild bronco till time up. Time was up and I hadn't nutted as I was on special supplement for the days before coming to Rio.
Asked for line up again, as I remembered a fun and lively spinner named Jennifer. She came and was the antidote to Helena. Sweet and bubbly, all smiles and fun. We started the session and she gave head to remember. I t was like she had mission to make cum by blow job. Mega deep throat, gagging, spitting, slobbing, balls licking, all down to the ass. She was dynamite. Sex was crazy. CG, RCG, doggy, flat doggy drove her crazy. Switched to anal and she became a beast. Foji foji foji was all she was screaming. L Kept going till time was up and still no nut. We were both sweating when it was over. I'll recommend her any day.
I spent 500 reals for 3 sessions. Two were fantastic and one just there. Which was the price I paid for one session at Monte Carlo. I start to understand what veterans like Sperto and Vagabundo have always been preaching, that if you search the cheaper Clincas and Prives you get money value for money. I could take Carla from Eden Spa and compare her to any girl in Monte Carlo. Looks, attitude and service was no different from what I got in Monte Carlo.
Rio was loking good.[/QUOTE]
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It's hot in Copacabana right now. I can only sit under the air conditioning.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2887297]... honest women of Medellin...[/QUOTE]Funny guy. LOL.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2887292].... This is Latin America tho. Qualifications aren't at the top of the list.[/QUOTE]
It is outsource to a company probably somewhere around Asia or Middle East. You were rejected by that company. They will make recommendation and it appears the local consulate will approve it. I think that is why the length of time is not consistent. Someone applied a week later than Anaggie but was approved earlier than him.
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Day 1408 in Salom.
I wake up and think of a dream, that I have joined a university, where I teach military history as a way of structuring my course, and I barely think of all the hot young students who will get a grade, then I think, perhaps it is best if I just stick to mongering.
I wake up beside a prive passista, long legged, and pliant, who takes it bare, and protests only a little with creampies, and smokes ganja. I pay her 300 r pernoite, and have negotiated 900 r for 4 pernoites, which is only 100 more than the 800 r for 4 pernoites I was paying another service provider of sexual services to my member. Of course in wayne manor (wherever I live, the real wayne manor being in catete, and a good place to live, I think), the trainee spotter confidential informant interpreters also get battle pay in the form of food and other benefits like internet. Oh, internet, I did get a local unlocked 4 g lte router for 1100 from a informatica store in the first floor of rio branco 156. A 5 g router will cost 2500 r. The netgear top tier router costs 250 on amazon and a true friend from ISG is hand carrying that thing in for saint vagabundo of rio de janeiro.
Saint?
Well, the point of Cidade de Deus, not to change the subject, but you have to be quick, is that for the alleged evil we mongers do, we also do good, and as long as we do not murder our wet nurses for sins of disobedience, we also give them money and sometimes valuable gifts like iphones and ipads and such. Quem sabe, perhaps there is a god, and I think the world would be a better place if god were a Rio de Janeiro mulatta woman with big tits and a wet pussy and a nice 18 year old asshole, brown and cacau colored, but clean and ready for giant rich world dick to get pumped into her asshole after she sucks the dick deep down her throat choking, and then, and only then, decides the fate of the world, and your fate, then fucks your friends for a reasonable price, takes the barca back to niteroi, and sucks and fucks her way to stardom in a line of vagabundo beach group sex videos with old, fat, ugly but rich men from various boring countries like Germany, the United States, Switzerland, India, the Republic of Texas, the Communist Republic of California, and Great Britain, that rancid, old flaccid penis of a country like the flaccid, old, cancerous penis of Winston Churchill, which has been on the downhill slope since losing the reserve currency in 1956.
So, I fucked Prive Passista twice last night. I played an ensemble of videos on my Macbook Pro, Noemie Bilas in the lower right corner, and in the upper left corner Sammie Rhodes getting lesbian fucked by Sandra Romain, the Secretary of Culture of Romania under a Vagabundo administration, backed by various intelligence agencies, mostly from poor, evil, angry little dictatorships, but one rich world country, the Vatican, and Switzerland, which is our banker. And Deutche Bank.
And.
With.
Ah.
Ah, bright wings.
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[QUOTE=Anaggie;2887310]Applied for visa on Dec 25th for my trip in February. Received approval Jan 18. For all docs and photos, I used the adobe scan app on iPhone, airdropped the photos to my iMac and then uploaded on website. I used one of the passport photos I had taken in June for another trip. No issues whatsoever.[/QUOTE]Till today, I haven't received my visa yet. It shows approved on the website but nothing in hand.
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[QUOTE=Anaggie;2888219]Till today, I haven't received my visa yet. It shows approved on the website but nothing in hand.[/QUOTE]Dude. You made me log into this forum which I have not done in a while. Jesus Fucking Christ. NO VISA NEEDED until April 10. Which means you can travel to Brazil WITHOUT a visa until AFTER April 10.
I just landed in Rio this morning from Miami, FL and I am currently relaxing in my hotel in Copa. I did not need a visa. Don't make me log on again to school your ass.
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[QUOTE=Anaggie;2888219]Till today, I haven't received my visa yet. It shows approved on the website but nothing in hand.[/QUOTE]Mine says recommended by VFS. Does that mean the company has given it the ok and sending it to the embassy for approval? I guess.
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Story to be continued
So week has passed and saw some regulars and new ones also.
Had a free lancer not worth the shit 400 reais and complains for everything because I fuck, told her, love thank god for this price because have prive girls for 240 are an hour in barra that fuck me till I out.
Today I went to centro managed Duda massagem good line up a 23 year old for 180 even worth for the blowjob.
Went also to emporio massagem but only 2 where available that I didn't like, but saw a morena that I will do for sure.
Couldn't find Bel plazer, register but elevator till 21 floor and only rooms available til 2110 couldn't find 2114 , also couldn't find prime therapy but I will do centro again tomorrow.
God save Brazil.
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Visa date moved for US citizens
For US citizens the visa requirement date has moved to April 10th 2024.
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2887235]LOL. They keep doing the same shit to me. Talking about no teeth showing and shit.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Dollars;2888224]Dude. You made me log into this forum which I have not done in a while. Jesus Fucking Christ. NO VISA NEEDED until April 10. Which means you can travel to Brazil WITHOUT a visa until AFTER April 10.
I just landed in Rio this morning from Miami, FL and I am currently relaxing in my hotel in Copa. I did not need a visa. Don't make me log on again to school your ass.[/QUOTE]Relax!!
I know that. I am just updating my experience with the visa process like the others. Plus I will be traveling to Brazil more than once a year unlike some people on this board so I will still need to get my visa done and since I had ALREADY PAID for the application, I was wondering what they would do with it after Brazil changed the dates.
Would love to see you try to school my ass 🤣.
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2888233]Mine says recommended by VFS. Does that mean the company has given it the ok and sending it to the embassy for approval? I guess.[/QUOTE]Yup. And it will change status to in process and then eventually approved and then they are supposed to email you a pdf of the visa.
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[QUOTE=Anaggie;2888401]Yup. And it will change status to in process and then eventually approved and then they are supposed to email you a pdf of the visa.[/QUOTE]This is beginning to sound like a huge clusterfuck if the Brazilian authorities can't get their act together and soon. April 10 is right around the corner. KKK. My guess is they will kick the ball down the road to October or something. But we will have to just wait and see. Good luck Anaggie. I am sure your trip will go off on schedule with or without the fucking visa.
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[QUOTE=Yamazaki77;2888281]For US citizens the visa requirement date has moved to April 10th 2024.[/QUOTE]I knew that in the middle of December, but those that have been undergoing the process are still being informative and telling others how it is panning out.
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First off, it's not hot now, the temperature is way down.
I am not seeing any Americans or Europeans here. The tourists seem to be Spanish-speaking.
Tonight, I am going to the Casablanca bar. Wish me luck.
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[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2888679]First off, it's not hot now, the temperature is way down.
I am not seeing any Americans or Europeans here. The tourists seem to be Spanish-speaking.
Tonight, I am going to the Casablanca bar. Wish me luck.[/QUOTE]I was in Rio for 4 days this past week and realized that too. Mostly tourists seems to be Latinos from other countries. Talking to an uber driver, as I can speak a little bit of portunhol, he told me that most tourists there these days are chilenos (as their economy seems to be doing quite well right now) and the majority of Europeans are from Germany. I remember back not long ago, before the pandemics maybe, Americans used to flood Rio. I can't tell what really happened. I believe this visa bullshit will keep them even more distant now.
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[QUOTE=CharmingIL;2888716]....... I remember back not long ago, before the pandemics maybe, Americans used to flood Rio. I can't tell what really happened......[/QUOTE]I think Medellin is now the destination of choice.
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[QUOTE=Turgid;2889018]I think Medellin is now the destination of choice.[/QUOTE]But Medellin has lost a lot of its luster due to all of the scoping and scamming of gringos, all of which seems to have gotten far worse than in years before. Or so reports in the news (and here) would suggest.
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[QUOTE=Turgid;2889018]I think Medellin is now the destination of choice.[/QUOTE]Similar to you, I've travelled a lot over the past 20+ years and I'd say that Medellin was under the radar pre 2014 or so. Picked up steam 2014-2018 and then the destination of choice 2018-2023. It's now become overrun with Passport Bros, Digital Nomads, and retired mongers to the extent that it's drawing heightened criminal activity, local scorn (due to gentrification / rising prices), and most importantly. Pussy inflation LOL. The last I saw they had 118 murders in recent years that they could tie to drugging. Makes one pause.
Medellin's best days for mongering are definitely behind it and while many of us will still go for favoritas, it is no longer the first choice for me.
I am fairly confident that Rio will move up the ranks, but do acknowledge that the long flight, need for a visa (in April now? And higher cost overall (flight, lodging, chicas) will put off many.
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[QUOTE=Anaggie;2887310]Applied for visa on Dec 25th for my trip in February. Received approval Jan 18. For all docs and photos, I used the adobe scan app on iPhone, airdropped the photos to my iMac and then uploaded on website. I used one of the passport photos I had taken in June for another trip. No issues whatsoever.[/QUOTE]I acknowledge that you applied over Christmas and New Year's, but 3. 5 weeks. Almost a month, is nuts.
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[QUOTE=Chicago85;2889114]
Medellin's best days for mongering are definitely behind it and while many of us will still go for favoritas, it is no longer the first choice for me.
I am fairly confident that Rio will move up the ranks, but do acknowledge that the long flight, need for a visa (in April now? And higher cost overall (flight, lodging, chicas) will put off many.[/QUOTE]Add to that the language. I've always preferred Brasil over Colombia, but the long flight and the language make Colombia such a comparatively easy option. Now add in the need for a visa.
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[QUOTE=Chicago85;2889114]I'd say that Medellin was under the radar pre 2014 or so. The last I saw they had 118 murders in recent years that they could tie to drugging. Makes one pause.
Medellin's best days for mongering are definitely behind it[/QUOTE]A couple of days ago the authorities said there were 48 foreigners killed in Medellin last year alone.
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Recreio Terapias is open on Saturdays. This place has girls more like whiter and higher quality SP clinicas. Vagabundo has gone here and the quality is really good. If you are a Brazil monger who comes to Rio and SP and often splits time between, but prefer the SP higher quality girls, then I suggest booking a airbnb near this address. Paris Cafe is easy walk, and so is Praia Abrico nude beach (half nude, and unfortunately mainly gay, but many hetero porn directors shoot there now, and half the beach is clothed). On the easy hike to Abrico there are many good little beaches like Praihina or unamed spots where the almost all locals fumar e fuder.
I have attached pics of the girls available on any given Saturday at Recreio Terapias.
[URL]https://www.recreioterapias.com.br/contato/[/URL]
250 r 1 h, 200 r meio hora.
Avenida Alfredo Balthazar the Silveira 1827.
Telefone: [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]
Horário de funcionamento.
Segunda à Sexta: 09 h as 21 h.
Sábado: 11 h as 19 h.
Paris Cafe.
[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/57asRbPPZU37nWdG8[/URL]
[URL]https://www.clubedaseducao.net/[/URL]
There is also Master Club.
[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/R9Rd41juk1BEA1GF6[/URL]
The best place to live in Rio and Brazil, IMHO, is near Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400. But I believe that it is possible to find a awesome apartment for much less in Recreio, and then to use the money saved for ubers to Perola Negra. The bus on Ave Das Americas is the luxury bus that goes straight to centro, rua san jose 35. This is the area where the jiu jitsu king of Brazil and the musical prince of Brazil live. It is all local, and one must have good language and cultural skills to make it, or even to get good service in the prive and the terma.
But it is worth it to learn those skills IMHO.
I suggest that any Rio monger who is in Rio for a week or more should spend a day in Recreio, and make Recreio Terapias a checkpoint, along with Paris, and for food eat at Na Brasa Columbia or Casuarina. These are on Av Glauco Gil, on the 315 bus line from Central, or easy to walk from Av das Americas where the luxury bus goes. The luxury bus station in Centro is Rua San Jose 35.
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I think this is a very interesting report. It sounds like this neighborhood: west of the Praia the Reserva and south of Av das Americas has potential and is worth checking out. Thanks for posting, Vagabundo. It has perked my interest.
So, what is the story with Paris Cafe (clubedaseducao). It is obviously not like Paris 6, the restaurant. KKK. Is Paris Cafe (clubedaseducao) a boate-esque nightclub with FL girls? Or are the girls that one finds at this place a more mixed variety as with some girls are there with dates, some are amateurs, and a few are pros?
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2889258]Recreio Terapias is open on Saturdays. This place has girls more like whiter and higher quality SP clinicas. Vagabundo has gone here and the quality is really good. If you are a Brazil monger who comes to Rio and SP and often splits time between, but prefer the SP higher quality girls, then I suggest booking a airbnb near this address. Paris Cafe is easy walk, and so is Praia Abrico nude beach (half nude, and unfortunately mainly gay, but many hetero porn directors shoot there now, and half the beach is clothed). On the easy hike to Abrico there are many good little beaches like Praihina or unamed spots where the almost all locals fumar e fuder.
Paris Cafe.
[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/57asRbPPZU37nWdG8[/URL]
[URL]https://www.clubedaseducao.net/[/URL]
There is also Master Club.
[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/R9Rd41juk1BEA1GF6[/URL] [/QUOTE]
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I took a closer look at Paris Cafe's website (Seduction club) and it appears to be swinger's club. If so count me out. I am only interested in girls and I never share unless it is with another girl.
"Dear Beginner Couple, welcome to the website of the Seduction Club, here who speaks to you is the promoter Elias Pontes, read the entire text calmly and carefully, because I prepared it with great care for you. The Rules of Swing in the Rules Menu.
The Seduction Club is an event held at Paris Café and is exclusive to couples and singles, that is, men only enter accompanied by women. ".
"The Seduction Club is your best option for a Liberal Ballad. The ideal place for couples and singles to get to know each other, dance and maybe something else.
Saturday 27/01 from 10 pm to 4 am.
Nightclub from the Rooftop, tocandthe all rhythms.
Pole Dance for'them to danceon the floor.
Male and Female Stripper Show in which they interact with the Couples.
Glory Hole, Darkroom and Suites released for Couples to interact or simply watch.
American Bar.
Liberal Pool Released.
Smoking Area.
Presence of Beautiful & Sexy Couples.
Exclusive for Couples and Singles" ?
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[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2889336]I took a closer look at Paris Cafe's website (Seduction club) and it appears to be swinger's club. If so count me out. I am only interested in girls and I never share unless it is with another girl.
[u][b]The Seduction Club is an event held at Paris Cafe and is exclusive to couples and singles,........ "
Saturday 27/01 from 10 pm to 4 am.[/u][/b][/QUOTE]I concur not interested in swingers' clubs. However, based on what you posted Paris Cafe is a Swinger Club only on [B]Saturday 27/01[/B] through a promoted event by promoter Elias Pontes.
Other days it is a regular Therma. Unless it has a special promoted event. See IG: Pariscafeoficial or Pariscafe.original
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2889258]Recreio Terapias is open on Saturdays. This place has girls more like whiter and higher quality SP clinicas. Vagabundo has gone here and the quality is really good. If you are a Brazil monger who comes to Rio and SP and often splits time between, but prefer the SP higher quality girls, then I suggest booking a airbnb near this address. Paris Cafe is easy walk, and so is Praia Abrico nude beach (half nude, and unfortunately mainly gay, but many hetero porn directors shoot there now, and half the beach is clothed). On the easy hike to Abrico there are many good little beaches like Praihina or unamed spots where the almost all locals fumar e fuder.
I have attached pics of the girls available on any given Saturday at Recreio Terapias.
[URL]https://www.recreioterapias.com.br/contato/[/URL]
250 r 1 h, 200 r meio hora.
Avenida Alfredo Balthazar the Silveira 1827.
Telefone: [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]
Horrio de funcionamento.
Segunda Sexta: 09 h as 21 h.
Sbado: 11 h as 19 h.[/QUOTE]
Is this a FS establishment or HJ only or Regular Massage only? How does it work?
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[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2889336]I took a closer look at Paris Cafe's ...[/QUOTE]I remember this place. I went with the flow, then got a CBJ in the room. LOL.
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[QUOTE=TheCane;2889020]... scamming of gringos, all of which seems to have gotten far worse than in years before. ....[/QUOTE]It seems that those that deal with gringos are all very short sighted business wise. I took this picture at the MDE airport a few months ago. They roped these luggage carts to prevent people taking it without paying. I asked to see what was going on. The man told me it costed 3 USD, or it could be 1 USD. I don't remember. Well, no one is paying 3 USD to use the cart that day, that is for sure. Let's put this in context and compare it to GRU or EZE that are much bigger and far better airport that offer the carts for FREE.
I reported one restaurant in Medellin thread that gave me a choice of how much tip to pay, the max amount is 18%. I doubt they did it to locals. They lost my business forever considering that I went with friends to that same restaurant several times.
Some restaurants asked very high price for some dishes that is more than what we will pay in Michelin star restaurants in BA or SP.
Even the local bakery in El Poblado that I went to frequently now offers Americano and espresso. I was surprised so I ordered Americano. But it was the same coffee in the paper cup that I had before. LOL.
Most of the girls that I have dealt with are similarly short sighted. One is a terrific fuck but she lied constantly. LOL. She would tell me excuses that she had to leave in the middle of the sex, not before or after. Now I told her beforehand on every date that she should not come if she was going to tell me she has to leave during sex. I don't want to keep them longer. I just don't want them to tell me during sex. The last time I saw her, I forgot, then she pulled the same thing. She also told me the Uber could not break her 100 mil bill and asked me for small bills to pay the Uber. The next time I told her directly to stay longer just to prevent her from telling me that she had to leave. She told me I had to pay her more. And the rate I paid her was only for one hour. So the truth is that she had been indirectly telling me the hour is up during sex. Now she is begging me to have a date with her because she needs money to pay her rent.
Many would try to ask for more money when they really have no money and in no position to bargain. How do I know? Because they had no money to pay Uber after they arrived at my apartment.
Some would just not showed up for date without notice. The most common excuse is that they lost their phone. Recently I had one doing it again but she was telling the truth and I liked this girl actually. She behaved differently because she contacted me on Facebook using borrowed phone. She came but I called her Uber home and was going to deduct from her pay. She started crying saying that she lost her phone and did not have money and I was not helping her. LOL. I told her the next time that I don't want to deal with her issue like this again. She was good and kept her word. She did not bother me the next time. She installed Facebook lite on my phone and logged into her account to contact whoever was arranging her ride for her and went home without my help at all. Her rate was 350 when I first met her. But she eventually agreed to 250. Then she negated on the BBBJ and I had to pay her 50 more to get BBBJ during sex because the messages of our agreement had disappeared. The reason I keep seeing her is that in a way she kept her words and delivered. This one has a best friend that I had trio with for 400 a couple of times. It was kind of weird that her friend was very sexy but does not seem to have her own identity. It's like she has no name and just there to entertain.
Well, I could not sleep so here you go.
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Paris is a swingers club only on Saturdays.
Saturdays there are two parts of the club, a terma, and the swing club. Saturdays in my experience the best talent is there for the terma.
Recreio Terapias is a FS establishment, and the talent is the best IMHO for morenas and loiras, though Centro termas remain my favorite for all skin colors, which of course Vagabundo prefers as has been often noted he believes that once you go black you never go back.
Recreio is a district on the rise, like Moema a decade or two ago.
[QUOTE=UniversalX;2889411]I concur not interested in swingers' clubs. However, based on what you posted Paris Cafe is a Swinger Club only on [B]Saturday 27/01[/B] through a promoted event by promoter Elias Pontes.
Other days it is a regular Therma. Unless it has a special promoted event. See IG: Pariscafeoficial or Pariscafe.original
Is this a FS establishment or HJ only or Regular Massage only? How does it work?[/QUOTE]
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Melissa, yeah, I was there with you, and I did Melissa pernoite, but she never gave it bare. Pretty girl, but I didn't realize it was CBJ. Paris I get gringo the too. However, you should try recreio terapias.
The local Brazilians hate and love the Americans. They hate that the Americans have more money, and they love the Americans money, so they give you bad service out of hate to take your money. How does that change? Repeating, maybe. Wearing a Vasco shirt helps.
Game knows game, and I know I am not the best. One other monger who has good game, Senor Chege, uses seeking a lot, with success.
[QUOTE=Nounce;2889424]I remember this place. I went with the flow, then got a CBJ in the room. LOL.[/QUOTE]
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I think that's a very interesting data point from our most prolific poster.
I think by contrast in Rio that there is a lot of petty cell phone theft (have a wrist or neck leash for your phone). And I think that there is alot of drama around security. But I think in Barra and Zona Sul, there is a relative safety bubble. So, is the juice worth the squeeze?
If you're in Atlanta or San Antonio or San Diego or Oakland and you try to go get a prostitute, the risk is you end up in jail, right? And you get a skank and you pay $200 dollars or $1000 for a porn star, for covered BJ and sex. You could go to Tijuana, but that is getting really dangerous. The best I ever did in Tijuana was to go to the Brazilian churascuria and find a real brazilian mulatta MILF and did her for months BBFS and it was good, very good, to be speaking portoguese and fucking a real brazilian in her 20's.
Everything is relative risk / reward, and like the stock market and options market, it changes day by day and hour by hour. But in terms of risk and reward, I see mongers coming from Medellin to Rio and signing (stupidly) 1 year leases on overpriced apartments on the beach out of hubris when they have no money in reserve and their cash flow statements on a monthly basis are under pressure from psycho wives hiding new husbands while their kids are raised by a dude whom they don't know about for 2 years. But those dudes are fleeing Medellin probably because of real lethality, whereas in Rio, the violence is mitigated by a lot of security jiu jitsu which is actually fairly effective.
OK, so what that means in practice is live in Barra, or if in Zona Sul, live in Botafogo or Leblon, close to the metro. Thankfully, all the carnival bullshit is over in less than a month and then there will be 9 months of more favorable economics for the long term gringo resident of Rio.
Now, that said, I have been having this conversation. I talk to some friends who live in Rio full time, who take all the language classes, who have solid professional qualifications and military backgrounds, but who are getting gringoéthe by the locals. For example, just this past Friday a cat tells me that he is out with a local girl, buys her dinner at Guacamole, ubers her to some friend's event, and comes home at 5 AM, and she doesn't want to fuck. I'm like Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? That's 500 reais in dinner and transporte, and she doesn't want to fuck. And this is a smart guy I respect. But he, and I concur, thinks it is better in cities other than Rio, like, especially Porto Allegre. It's for this reason that I also think Recreio is better, but we shall see. I don't want to make the mistake of talking up Recreio, only to see a bunch of idiot gringos ruin the place. I don't have all the answers, but I have some data and I try to report what I see.
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2889225]A couple of days ago the authorities said there were 48 foreigners killed in Medellin last year alone.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Chicago85;2889114]Similar to you, I've travelled a lot over the past 20+ years and I'd say that Medellin was under the radar pre 2014 or so. Picked up steam 2014-2018 and then the destination of choice 2018-2023. It's now become overrun with Passport Bros, Digital Nomads, and retired mongers to the extent that it's drawing heightened criminal activity, local scorn (due to gentrification / rising prices), and most importantly. Pussy inflation LOL. The last I saw they had 118 murders in recent years that they could tie to drugging. Makes one pause.
Medellin's best days for mongering are definitely behind it and while many of us will still go for favoritas, it is no longer the first choice for me.
I am fairly confident that Rio will move up the ranks, but do acknowledge that the long flight, need for a visa (in April now? And higher cost overall (flight, lodging, chicas) will put off many.[/QUOTE]True. Five years ago I would have jumped on a plane and head to Medellin, no question. Now I'm having great difficulty in deciding whether my next trip should be Medellin or Tijuana.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2889481]...and I did Melissa pernoite, but she never gave it bare. Pretty girl, but I didn't realize it was CBJ. ....[/QUOTE]The information was for AH who uses the holistic approach like I did then. She still remembered your name after 2 years. Girl changes. She is slender and pretty but I got [B]handled[/B] pretty good in the room. Haha. She had the play down. She did all the talking, instead of sucking. She told me or asked me that "You can't have sex without condom?" Then proceed to rush me saying we don't have much time. I just left.
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Yeah.
Realize we are fish in a barrel, we are the product, they are reading this, her, her boss, her competitors, etc.
Oi, tudo bom? Kkk.
[QUOTE=Nounce;2889734]The information was for AH who uses the holistic approach like I did then. She still remembered your name after 2 years. Girl changes. She is slender and pretty but I got [B]handled[/B] pretty good in the room. Haha. She had the play down. She did all the talking, instead of sucking. She told me or asked me that "You can't have sex without condom?" Then proceed to rush me saying we don't have much time. I just left.[/QUOTE]
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The play as I had done with another monger, is to GET THE GIRL OUT OF THE TERMA to your room, for an overnight with her friend for my friend, a good wingman from sweden who I should look forward to hanging out with again when and if he comes to town, you know who you are PM me or post here. I had some good times for days on end with Melissa at the beach and her friend for my friend, there in Copa at my buddie's hotel.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2889761]Yeah.
Realize we are fish in a barrel, we are the product, they are reading this, her, her boss, her competitors, etc.
Oi, tudo bom? Kkk.[/QUOTE]
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Here in Rio, I had a regular negra over for a few hours yesterday, we fucked 3 times and I paid her 200 reais at my place at Barra P8, plus uber, plus 200 in ifood so CPF (cost per fuck) was about 100 r or 150 counting food. (xpost, Rio de Janeiro). I won't bore you with the details, but on my macbook pro M1 I played 4 different porno scenes, including kira noir getting dommed in a severefilms piece from [URL]kink.com[/URL] my ATF site I actually pay for, and Noemie Bilas, speaking of negras, as I chatted up that negra at AVN, and she says her blood lines come from africa directly where her father was a US Marine, which I tried (unsuccessfully) to fake and make my approach, but the negra hoar said she already had friends, but here in Rio I was fucking as 21 year old negra for the 3 d time, and she tolerated all the simultaneous porno on my screen including mulatta kira noir getting spanked by a blond, which reaches deep into my pysch as I am sure that in a just world 50 years ago my german mother would and should have been serving me up the mulatta girls as sex toys, something ideally like Annette Schwartz bringing me perhaps a young Midori or monique or some such perversion, but we lived in a good Lutheran Catholic idyll, there in Lugano, Switzerland and Basel, Switzerland, my father having been a Lieutenant Colonel in the Swiss Navy Air Force, though just a finance officer, and my mother having been a nun, like Julie Andrews trekking from Austria. Such are the power of repeatedly watching films on our brains.
In terms of the literature of our profession, the profession of hoaring, there are these great books, one of which I carry with me:
Jorge Amado, the double death of quincas water bray -- set in Bahia, middle class tax collector leaves his family at age of 50 calling them "serpents" and lives his life to 61 in the hoarhouses of Salvador until he dies and his 4 real friends steal his body, and bury him at sea eating a Moqueca, when his body is carried out to sea on a wave, the corporal having lead the procession in a patrol against marijuana smokers whom are outsmarted through an alliance with bus drivers.
FIM, by Torres, Fernanda. 5 friends in the period of 1969 and the two decades afterwards live their best lives as hoarmongers (though most of the sex is with non pros, it is a good depiction of the Rio culture).
Always a good report, and makes me want to go to Salvador. I will make a mental note to check this thread and to go find this girl, as your reports in 2013 of some good girls at Annes Massagems and the other Prive out in the same building as the auto body shop tigressa tijuca were a great guide to some good girls that I did duplas with.
I have a contact who lives in Brazil and who does a split each year of half the year in Porto Allegre and the other half in Bahia, a city near Salvador. This seems to be a good lifestyle.
I have been talking to a local contact here who is smart and well educated and who regularly gets gringoéthe. He visited Porto Alegre (POA), and he says he likes it more than Rio for the quality of the women, many from bloodlines from Germany and Italy in the big waves of immigration, 1898, post WW1, post WW2.
In theory, in Rio de Janeiro, there are many places like Leblon and Barra which are more like Rio Grande do Sul in the quality of the women, the education, the sophistication; and in Rio there are many places that are like Salvador -- zona norte, Niteroi, VM, to find the negra asses. So, this is why I stay in this megacity of 12 million souls. It is a pretty good öne and done" destination. But I need to get up to Salvador and down to POA this year to get acclimated to the full rainbow of Brazilian culture in this great country.
I would bet it much easier to just blend in to a semi permanent life in Brazil in less bureaucratic Bahia than in POA which is whiter, more Germanic, more organized, more fascistic, more nazi. Brazil a diplomat once told me is best lived in its states, like Londrina and Curitiba in Parana; in POA in Rio Grande do Sul; in Salvador, Bahia;.
Thanks for the report, a instant report of distinction as often. I believe that you are our best regular all time poster, and I nominate you for some kind of lifetime achievement reward, along with our evil saints, Bubba Boy, etc, like [URL]evilangel.com[/URL], our patron saints of Jazz Duro (who used to shoot some great boy girl porn before getting wifed up with Monica Santiago, who is too fucking old to be doing porn), John Stagliano, and Joey Silvera, all buttmen in their heyday, and if you can believe it, MamboPerv, who is the best living and current director of the great asses of Brazil, even now out at Praia Abrico and Praia Reserva and Barra Posto 1 if you see his most recent stuff.
[QUOTE=Sperto;2889073]I'm enjoying Salvador right now. The capital of black asses. I don't have much to add that I didn't report one year ago and I dislike to repeat myself.
Edificio Castro Alves, Rua Carlos Gomes 103. When I passed by today at 9. 30 AM there were only prives open on the first and third floor.
Third floor: A bunch of girls, the majority with too large asses. There was a cute girl with round natural tits who charged 25 reais. She only did CBJ so I left.
First floor: The girls here cost more, 70 reais /30 minutes, CBJ. Here I found a gem. Brenda, 19 years, mulatta, very beautiful, slim, petite and very sweet. She does have one kid but her tits are still superb. Considering being so slim her breast were quite large, firm and perky. A very pretty, tight and shaved pussy. Her ass was unreal. A small, round, perfectly shaped bubblebutt. It couldn't have been better. I couldn't stop kissing her ass. She performed great with lots of enthusiasm. It was a great sensation to take her doggystyle. I paid her 50 reais extra for BBBJ (normally I never session with a girl that doesn't include BBBJ, but this girl was an exception). Her BJ skills were exceptional and she finished with BBBJCIM finishing every drop. I asked how she had learned how to suck like that and she told me still sucks on her thumb.
The downside were the rooms. They had no ventilators working. It was like fucking in a sauna and I was soaked in sweat after a couple of minutes. She told me they had one room with a working ventilator but the lamp didn't work. We changed to that rooms and used our mobile phones for getting light. The second downside were the bathroom in the hall. The shower wasn't working. Instead there were a bunch of buckets with water. Very primitive. Still I left with a big smile.
I told Brenda I thought it was strange that such a astonishing girl worked in a crappy priv. She said many clients had told her that and she might start working somewhere else.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2889945]
Always a good report, and makes me want to go to Salvador. I will make a mental note to check this thread and to go find this girl, as your reports in 2013 of some good girls at Annes Massagems and the other Prive out in the same building as the auto body shop tigressa tijuca were a great guide to some good girls that I did duplas with.
I have a contact who lives in Brazil and who does a split each year of half the year in Porto Allegre and the other half in Bahia, a city near Salvador. This seems to be a good lifestyle.
I have been talking to a local contact here who is smart and well educated and who regularly gets gringothe. He visited Porto Alegre (POA), and he says he likes it more than Rio for the quality of the women, many from bloodlines from Germany and Italy in the big waves of immigration, 1898, post WW1, post WW2.
In theory, in Rio de Janeiro, there are many places like Leblon and Barra which are more like Rio Grande do Sul in the quality of the women, the education, the sophistication; and in Rio there are many places that are like Salvador -- zona norte, Niteroi, VM, to find the negra asses. So, this is why I stay in this megacity of 12 million souls. It is a pretty good ne and done" destination. But I need to get up to Salvador and down to POA this year to get acclimated to the full rainbow of Brazilian culture in this great country.
I would bet it much easier to just blend in to a semi permanent life in Brazil in less bureaucratic Bahia than in POA which is whiter, more Germanic, more organized, more fascistic, more nazi. Brazil a diplomat once told me is best lived in its states, like Londrina and Curitiba in Parana; in POA in Rio Grande do Sul; in Salvador, Bahia;.[/QUOTE]I've been to most of these cities (although just for a couple of days each, except Salvador) and:
- Didn't like POA at all, I thought it was big, drab, noisy, nothing special at all, definitely not well-organized. I liked Blumenau and Camboriu much better than POA.
- I liked Curitiba: pretty, well-organized, interesting.
- Salvador is amazing but even more dangerous than Rio.
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Time out for the Arts
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2889945]
In terms of the literature of our profession, the profession of hoaring, there are these great books, one of which I carry with me:
Jorge Amado, the double death of quincas water bray -- set in Bahia, middle class tax collector leaves his family at age of 50 calling them "serpents" and lives his life to 61 in the hoarhouses of Salvador until he dies and his 4 real friends steal his body, and bury him at sea eating a Moqueca, when his body is carried out to sea on a wave, the corporal having lead the procession in a patrol against marijuana smokers whom are outsmarted through an alliance with bus drivers. [/QUOTE]I have read Amado 's "Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands" and "Gabriela, Clove and Cinnamon". Both very inventive and great reads for sure. I will have to get hold of "The Double Death of Quincas Water-Bray. " It sounds good.
Now for film buffs who like hookers in the movies, let me recommend "Nights of Cabiria. " It is not Fellini's greatest film, but "Nights" centers on the ups and downs in the life of prostitute with a heart of gold, played by Fellini's wife in real life. Giulietta Masina. It is a fucking good film!
But Fellini's masterpieces are "La Strada", the saddest movie I have ever seen in my life. I LOVE IT. See it!
"8 1/2" one of the most imaginative films I have seen. Check out the scene where the great director invites his semi pro-mistress to come visit him while he is filming a movie. The woman looks like a fat working girl and you wonder what the fuck can he, the great director played by Marcello Mastroianni possibly see in her. But then a few scenes later Fellini show us a flashback from his childhood where he and his classmates go to the beach to see a fat homeless working girl who dances for the boys and they love it! It's a golden memory! And then of course, there is the famous harem scene. OMG, so good! They only make films like "8 1/2" once in a lifetime if that.
And then last but not least there is "La Dolce Vita" a film which says it all. I like to see this movie every so often because I always see different things in it every time I watch.
Now not on Fellini's level at all, KKK, I just bin watched the 2nd season of "The White Lotus" and it was pretty good. Two of the leading characters are Sicilian hookers who hang out at a 6-star hotel in Sicily. It was fun watching the girls do their thing. Their customers were all very wealthy hotel guests who did not give much thought to shelling out a small fortune for an evening tryst with the girls. Avoid the 1st Season of White Lotus at all costs, however. KKK. It was woke dumb. I mean really dumb shit.
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Same
[QUOTE=Xpartan;2890088]I've been to most of these cities (although just for a couple of days each, except Salvador) and:
- Didn't like POA at all, I thought it was big, drab, noisy, nothing special at all, definitely not well-organized. I liked Blumenau and Camboriu much better than POA.
- I liked Curitiba: pretty, well-organized, interesting.
- Salvador is amazing but even more dangerous than Rio.[/QUOTE]I also didn't like Porto Alegre. I thought it was very overrated. There is a mongering scene there that I had some fun with, but I have not returned to that city and have no plans to. Culture-rich Salvador, relaxing Florianopolis, and branca-filled Curitiba are all on my bucket list. I have to check off at least two of those during my next visit.
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Euro Rio Spa again
So after last week I was was sick for 3 days due to pizza from ferro farina in Barra, retired to normal routine of living the life in Rio. Headed to euro Rio spa again and found this gen gem a morena that I did for an hour, everything you can imagine, very special blowjob fucking in every position kissing etc 220 for an hours. Now heades for campinas to visit the famous Fazendinha report soon on the Sao Paulo section.
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[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2890118]I have read Amado 's "Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands" and "Gabriela, Clove and Cinnamon". Both very inventive and great reads for sure. I will have to get hold of "The Double Death of Quincas Water-Bray. " It sounds good.
Now for film buffs who like hookers in the movies, let me recommend "Nights of Cabiria. " It is not Fellini's greatest film, but "Nights" centers on the ups and downs in the life of prostitute with a heart of gold, played by Fellini's wife in real life. Giulietta Masina. It is a fucking good film!
But Fellini's masterpieces are "La Strada", the saddest movie I have ever seen in my life. I LOVE IT. See it!
"8 1/2" one of the most imaginative films I have seen. Check out the scene where the great director invites his semi pro-mistress to come visit him while he is filming a movie. The woman looks like a fat working girl and you wonder what the fuck can he, the great director played by Marcello Mastroianni possibly see in her. But then a few scenes later Fellini show us a flashback from his childhood where he and his classmates go to the beach to see a fat homeless working girl who dances for the boys and they love it! It's a golden memory! And then of course, there is the famous harem scene. OMG, so good! They only make films like "8 1/2" once in a lifetime if that.
And then last but not least there is "La Dolce Vita" a film which says it all. I like to see this movie every so often because I always see different things in it every time I watch.
Now not on Fellini's level at all, KKK, I just bin watched the 2nd season of "The White Lotus" and it was pretty good. Two of the leading characters are Sicilian hookers who hang out at a 6-star hotel in Sicily. It was fun watching the girls do their thing. Their customers were all very wealthy hotel guests who did not give much thought to shelling out a small fortune for an evening tryst with the girls. Avoid the 1st Season of White Lotus at all costs, however. KKK. It was woke dumb. I mean really dumb shit.[/QUOTE]Man you're a connoisseur of hooker films; I'm just an amateur, I liked "Pretty Woman", LOL!
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Thanks, I will make a note to check those out.
I actually met the real life Bruna surfistina at Paris cafe a while ago. It was interesting.
[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2890118]I have read Amado 's "Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands" and "Gabriela, Clove and Cinnamon". Both very inventive and great reads for sure. I will have to get hold of "The Double Death of Quincas Water-Bray. " It sounds good.
Now for film buffs who like hookers in the movies, let me recommend "Nights of Cabiria. " It is not Fellini's greatest film, but "Nights" centers on the ups and downs in the life of prostitute with a heart of gold, played by Fellini's wife in real life. Giulietta Masina. It is a fucking good film!
But Fellini's masterpieces are "La Strada", the saddest movie I have ever seen in my life. I LOVE IT. See it!
"8 1/2" one of the most imaginative films I have seen. Check out the scene where the great director invites his semi pro-mistress to come visit him while he is filming a movie. The woman looks like a fat working girl and you wonder what the fuck can he, the great director played by Marcello Mastroianni possibly see in her. But then a few scenes later Fellini show us a flashback from his childhood where he and his classmates go to the beach to see a fat homeless working girl who dances for the boys and they love it! It's a golden memory! And then of course, there is the famous harem scene. OMG, so good! They only make films like "8 1/2" once in a lifetime if that..[/QUOTE]
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Final visa update
Applied Dec 25,2023.
Approved Jan 18,2024.
In hand Jan 31,2024 they email you an pdf copy that needs to be printed and showed to officer every time you enter.
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[QUOTE=Anaggie;2890306]Applied Dec 25,2023.
Approved Jan 18,2024.
In hand Jan 31,2024 they email you an pdf copy that needs to be printed and showed to officer every time you enter.[/QUOTE]Thanks for this info. Now I can stop checking my email for it.
Applied Jan 3.
Approved Jan 30.
Guess it will be in hand Valentine's Day.
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Darkroom, 116,202, 74.
Mundo Macacos day 1410.
Most mongers and ISG members don't post. I was with one of the few good wingmen yesterday, Dreman, who pointed out looking for good character in a group of sex tourists is probably looking in the wrong group. Anyway, Senor Dreman and I linked up in Copa yesterday. We then metroéthe into centro, and went to darkroom which has good enough internet to trade options, but not really good internet as I missed some adjustments at the close which is 17 h. I had scheduled with Laura at 17 h to sit there and use the internet, which was surreal, on the 21st floor snipers view nest of centro Rio de Janeiro, with the poorest women in Rio selling their holes for 30 dollars a hour, while I worked on a laptop that cost me 10,000 reais at the 1st floor of Rio Branco 156. Anyway, I had smoked some quality ganja with my wingman in Copa, and the mix of thc and leveraged risk and pussy combined, with porn, hard brazilian porn thrown in as a added flame enhancer.
I had dosed up on generic viagra and cialis bought in centro in bulk.
So, then I got in the cabin with laura, and she was transfixed by the porn, and we DFKéthe, and she blew me bare, and then I put on a condom, and we fucked for a half hour, and with my two usb powered vibes working on her clit. It was a good two fucks for 150 r so 75 r CPF (cost per fuck) with this GDP (garota do programa), plus 15 reais for 3 sparkling waters.
But she stole one of my bright pink, usb powered vibrators, which I will go back for. After that I headed over to velha havana with dreman. First we went to 116, and it was rocking, packed with super hot talent. I mean, if your thing is blonds about 5'9"who could be amber lynn's hoar cousin, and super hot asses on lean falsa magra hoars.
We went to 202, but it was dead.
Then we went to old havana, which does have good internet.
But there is always paying in cash, which always causes a 15 minute delay because the locals don't have change for 100 because the locals are scared of assault and theft. To which 3 gringos from a rich world country sit around and absolutely shit on and demean the broke POS locals who even though they are running a big coffee house and restaurant cannot even break 100 reais. For like 10.15 minutes. It; s a joke, but it is not, as this will literally consume hours and days cumulatively of your life. No. I do not have pix. No. I am not going to pay with my card becaue it will be blocked because you fks are all criminals. I don't care if you are a criminal, you are getting sucked down in this quicksand of criminality which pulls you under into a whirlpool of piranha brazilians biting on every exposed piece of flesh to take more dinheiro out of your corpse while it is still living, because that is the only thing that most cariocas and brazilians have, which is the livelihood of fucking gringos. Fucking them with their pussies, fuckign them on drinks, fuckign them on entradas, and they don't have cash.
PV118 comes flying in, and we go over to a club 74, at the address on the flier I have attached -- rua the quitanda 74.
Good talent.
But then, I go to pay, and the local sht tries to fuck me on change. Entrada is 30. I have a comanda. I drank nothing. I give him a 50. He give me 8 reais. After I protest like 6 times, he finally gives me a 20. Burn them all. It makes you want to go full on IDF genocide and start dropping 2000 pound bombs from jets without laser or other guidance, just drop the whole city, irony notwithstanding.
And it goes on, and on, and on like this.
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As a follow up in fairness, darkroom said they have the vibe and I will pick it up, so good on them for the honesty. In fact, most cariocas are actually pretty honest and trustworthy, especially if you show your face repeatedly.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2890703]Darkroom, 116,202, 74.
Mundo Macacos day 1410.
Most mongers and ISG members don't post. I was with one of the few good wingmen yesterday, Dreman, who pointed out looking for good character in a group of sex tourists is probably looking in the wrong group. Anyway, Senor Dreman and I linked up in Copa yesterday. We then metrothe into centro, and went to darkroom which has good enough internet to trade options, but not really good internet as I missed some adjustments at the close which is 17 h. I had scheduled with Laura at 17 h to sit there and use the internet, which was surreal, on the 21st floor snipers view nest of centro Rio de Janeiro, with the poorest women in Rio selling their holes for 30 dollars a hour, while I worked on a laptop that cost me 10,000 reais at the 1st floor of Rio Branco 156. Anyway, I had smoked some quality ganja with my wingman in Copa, and the mix of thc and leveraged risk and pussy combined, with porn, hard brazilian porn thrown in as a added flame enhancer.
I had dosed up on generic viagra and cialis bought in centro in bulk.
So, then I got in the cabin with laura, and she was transfixed by the porn, and we DFKthe, and she blew me bare, and then I put on a condom, and we fucked for a half hour, and with my two usb powered vibes working on her clit. It was a good two fucks for 150 r so 75 r CPF (cost per fuck) with this GDP (garota do programa), plus 15 reais for 3 sparkling waters.
But she stole one of my bright pink, usb powered vibrators, which I will go back for. After that I headed over to velha havana with dreman. First we went to 116, and it was rocking, packed with super hot talent. I mean, if your thing is blonds about 5'9"who could be amber lynn's hoar cousin, and super hot asses on lean falsa magra hoars.
We went to 202, but it was dead.
Then we went to old havana, which does have good internet.
But there is always paying in cash, which always causes a 15 minute delay because the locals don't have change for 100 because the locals are scared of assault and theft. To which 3 gringos from a rich world country sit around and absolutely shit on and demean the broke POS locals who even though they are running a big coffee house and restaurant cannot even break 100 reais. For like 10.15 minutes. It; s a joke, but it is not, as this will literally consume hours and days cumulatively of your life. No. I do not have pix. No. I am not going to pay with my card becaue it will be blocked because you fks are all criminals. I don't care if you are a criminal, you are getting sucked down in this quicksand of criminality which pulls you under into a whirlpool of piranha brazilians biting on every exposed piece of flesh to take more dinheiro out of your corpse while it is still living, because that is the only thing that most cariocas and brazilians have, which is the livelihood of fucking gringos. Fucking them with their pussies, fuckign them on drinks, fuckign them on entradas, and they don't have cash.
PV118 comes flying in, and we go over to a club 74, at the address on the flier I have attached -- rua the quitanda 74.
Good talent.
But then, I go to pay, and the local sht tries to fuck me on change. Entrada is 30. I have a comanda. I drank nothing. I give him a 50. He give me 8 reais. After I protest like 6 times, he finally gives me a 20. Burn them all. It makes you want to go full on IDF genocide and start dropping 2000 pound bombs from jets without laser or other guidance, just drop the whole city, irony notwithstanding.
And it goes on, and on, and on like this.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2890345]Thanks for this info. Now I can stop checking my email for it.
Applied Jan 3.
Approved Jan 30.
Guess it will be in hand Valentine's Day.[/QUOTE]Spoke too soon. My shit came today: Feb 2 and good for 10 years.
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Carla from Eden Spa
Anyone has the contact of Carla from Eden Spa? She recently quit this place and I would like to know if its still possible to meet her.
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Trip Report
I was in Rio December 29 to January 23 (around a month).
I will try post a trip report over the next while (just back to work in the west. Unbelievable comedown being back and hard to get time to post a proper review).
Was in Mabs (was a few surprisingly nice women there per night), Casablanca, Dolce Vita, Thermas Solarium, Thermas Monte Carlo and Centaurus. Also was in Prive's and used Tinder and Brazil Cupid. Probably with around 30 women+ over the trip (had to use sidenafil by the end!
Few 'free' girls from Brazil Cupid and Tinder. There seems to be a fine line in rio between 'free' girls and brazzers.
I am 37 and white.
Report probably will help first time visitors to Rio as all locations basically in the tourist zones. I didn't go Centro (as it is a sketchy dump) or visit Barra / Recreio (I will next time. I have in the past).
Plenty of highlights, one being getting a BJ in Casablanca in one of the tiny crap rooms at the back of the venue and she swallowed. Another being with a girl from Brazil Cupid who was 21 (non pro) and wanted to leave dinner early as she wanted milk. Haha only in Brazil!
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Some questions after RTFF
Hey, everyone. First time, long time in Rio. I'll be there for a week at the end of the month, a week after Carnival. I speak Spanish, I'm digging into Portuguese now. I'm a big fan of the German FKKs and places like HK in Tijuana where you can hang with the girls at get a vibe before you make your selection and I don't mind the built in party vibe, although that's not a necessity. I think thermas are going to be my go-to in Rio. Eden Spa and Recreio Terapias are also on my list just to switch things up, maybe MAB'S, but I'd happily take any insight from you local experts. In exchange I'll report back.
I've read that the quality at Centarus has gone down, which I'm sure will still probably still be well above what my limited local non-pro options are, and definitely better than anything at the pro US price points. But it got me thinking about the thermas I plan to visit: Centarus, 4 x4, Solarium, Monte Carlo. Honorable mention MAB'S. Do each of them have a specialty in the girls they bring in? For instance, I prefer them more natural. My understanding is that you'll find more tatted girls at 4 x4, more bolt ONS at MC, and it may or may not still be the case, but Centarus has the "best" girls, but they'll charge you for it. I don't mind paying, within reason to local market rates, of course, if I get exactly what I want. I'm on vacation. Quality of experience and convenience are my main priorities.
Are the massage places the best shot for the morning? Is the practice of charging you for a session as a part of the entry fee in the thermas a thing of the past?
I just shot a message to Vagabundo about the Whatsapp group and I'll post in the Travel Announcements thread once I get a little closer to wheels up if anyone wants to grab a beer. Thanks!
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[QUOTE=KyivBound1986;2891178]I was in Rio December 29 to January 23 (around a month).
I will try post a trip report over the next while (just back to work in the west. Unbelievable comedown being back and hard to get time to post a proper review).
Was in Mabs (was a few surprisingly nice women there per night), Casablanca, Dolce Vita, Thermas Solarium, Thermas Monte Carlo and Centaurus. Also was in Prive's and used Tinder and Brazil Cupid. Probably with around 30 women+ over the trip (had to use sidenafil by the end!
Few 'free' girls from Brazil Cupid and Tinder. There seems to be a fine line in rio between 'free' girls and brazzers.
I am 37 and white.
Report probably will help first time visitors to Rio as all locations basically in the tourist zones. I didn't go Centro (as it is a sketchy dump) or visit Barra / Recreio (I will next time. I have in the past).
Plenty of highlights, one being getting a BJ in Casablanca in one of the tiny crap rooms at the back of the venue and she swallowed. Another being with a girl from Brazil Cupid who was 21 (non pro) and wanted to leave dinner early as she wanted milk. Haha only in Brazil![/QUOTE]Finding a non pro in Brazil is tough, congrats, but without Portuguese it's almost impossible.
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[QUOTE=KyivBound1986;2891178]I was in Rio December 29 to January 23 (around a month).
I will try post a trip report over the next while (just back to work in the west. Unbelievable comedown being back and hard to get time to post a proper review).
Was in Mabs (was a few surprisingly nice women there per night), Casablanca, Dolce Vita, Thermas Solarium, Thermas Monte Carlo and Centaurus. Also was in Prive's and used Tinder and Brazil Cupid. Probably with around 30 women+ over the trip (had to use sidenafil by the end!
Few 'free' girls from Brazil Cupid and Tinder. There seems to be a fine line in rio between 'free' girls and brazzers.
I am 37 and white.
Report probably will help first time visitors to Rio as all locations basically in the tourist zones. I didn't go Centro (as it is a sketchy dump) or visit Barra / Recreio (I will next time. I have in the past).
Plenty of highlights, one being getting a BJ in Casablanca in one of the tiny crap rooms at the back of the venue and she swallowed. Another being with a girl from Brazil Cupid who was 21 (non pro) and wanted to leave dinner early as she wanted milk. Haha only in Brazil![/QUOTE]What's Casablanca like. Plan on going for the first time next trip. What kind of rooms are there.
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2890845]Spoke too soon. My shit came today: Feb 2 and good for 10 years.[/QUOTE]Mine finally was approved. Took many submissions.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2890775]As a follow up in fairness, darkroom said they have the vibe and I will pick it up, so good on them for the honesty. In fact, most cariocas are actually pretty honest and trustworthy, especially if you show your face repeatedly.[/QUOTE]Is darkroom in villa mimosa.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2891287]Is darkroom in villa mimosa.[/QUOTE]No. In Centro. Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Cobertura.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2891285]Mine finally was approved. Took many submissions.[/QUOTE]At the end of the day, being in carnaval, I think it is worth it. I just got out of the police station. LOL. I remember Mr E said pretend don't know Portuguese, that is what I did.
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Can someone post a schedule of school of samba events?
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Hydrate or die.
It is carnival time. Saturday, Vagabundo, JimmyBoy99, and Dreman linked up in Centro. We hit darkroom, emporio, and then massagemtijuca, where Vagabundo fucked, and it was good, two pops. Jimmy continued to Annes and reported a Jimmyboy approved hoar in the lineup. We linked up with Caliboy who is new in town. Look, men, you come into town and you need to be squared the fuck away, which means, hydrate, have a leash on your phone, have a battery, and be willing and able to do and share ubers and cost, and to link up promptly. Egov hydration 250 ML product at any pharmacy are a must, cheapest at guanabarra for 7. 5 reais. Buy them in bulk, and when you get a meal, always fill up 2 liters minimum of agua filtrada, and drink it. Avoid or drink liquor minimally, prefer microdosing thc. So after fucking at massagemtijuca, vagabundo dropped his gear at jimmyboy's cinelandia airbnb and then went over to uphouse, and fucked a girl in her mouth and came in her mouth. The interview now is: 1. Do you have kids, 2. Where do you live, 3. Will you bareback, here are my tests, 4. Do you swallow. The correct answers for a hoar are 1. No 2. Close by 3. Yes. 4. yes. Now even if 3 is no, then 4 yes is acceptable. You could almost code this shit. Then, jimmyboy and vagabundo ubered over to salguero, and we did the samba school, which is safe, fun, and the procedure is -- take pictures, and then ask for numbers of the passistas. This is acceptable, you just need to tell them you are a photographer. You need to actually date these girls who are in high demand and are NOT hoars (sorry you unfuckable fucks, which probably includes me, but there is more to life than just paying for sex; get on a diet, get some culture, learn some porto). Vagabundo actually bought drinks at Contemporaneo for 3 wingmen. When patrolling over to Contemporaneo, we saw cops draw guns on young 18 year old black males shirtless who were walking in and around us at Rio Branco 156. We reversed direction, went around RB156, and continued on to Cinelandia metro. Be advised, centro rio is both a party and a combat zone, as the criminals are coming for gringo victim dinheiro, and the cops are drawing guns. Caliboy identifies the spot in Cinelandia where exactly his cell phone without a leash was taken, and exactly there, the cops have 4 young black suspects up against a police car, their hands on the roofs of the car. So, you have been advised. That said, it is a adrenaline rush to take risk and to survive, just be smart, and don't be the victim, be the bat, not the ball.
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I was doing some shopping in Copacabana today and decided to check out some privées in Copa. I know that's a bad plan as I would have much more options in Centro and better prices.
Rua Tonelero 169 is closed and has propably moved to another location. Avenida Nossa Senhora the Copacabana 583, sala 302 and 401. Two casas with the same owner. Many girls in the presentation but none I found exciting. Instead I headed to Rua Hilário de Gouveia 66, sala 201. Delirio Oriental have a whole bunch of girls on their site but only a handful that worked today. Dalila gave a good presentation pulling out her perky tits and showing her shaved pussy. 150 reais /30 min or 200 reais /60 min. I chose one hour.
[URL]https://deliriooriental.com.br/dalila.html[/URL]
Dalila is cute, white (it's rare that I choose such white girls), 27 years, slim, normalsized very nice perky tits and a mediumsized round ass. Clean cabin with mirrors and shower in the hall. Dalila gives an excellent BJ and f*cks well. Finished the session with a BBBJ. I give her a minus because she pulled out my dick from her mouth just before I came.
Visiting privées in Copacabana is convenient for newbies or anybody feeling to lazy to head to Centro.
As a sidenote. This year it's less brazilian tourists in Rio. The majority of the tourists are from Chile and Argentina. Normally these girls have quite flat asses but I noted som nice exceptions on the beach today. I find the brazilian women much more beautiful than argentinean and chilean women, the latter have horseliked faces while the brazilian womean have horseliked asses.
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RIO Advice. Help
Experienced monger in SE ASIA; couple places europe. Thinking Sao Paulo and Rio next but need help. Trying to read threads but.
1. Is most mongering done at brothels (clubs) and massage places? Reading hotels in Copa and Ipanema all have unfriendly guest policies lead me to believe mongering in comfort of hotel is not an option?
2. I PREP and prefer GFE BB experiences. Are they available in brothels / clubs or out of the question?. Obviously, I'm fine paying more for service.
3. See little discussion on freelancers and outcall services. Is Tinder and "dating sites" effective in RIO and SP? I relied 100% on them in SE Asia recently and great success.
Appreciate the help.
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Lois Ayres.
Last Thursday, I did Lois Ayres, Friday and today, JimmyBoy99 did Lois Ayres, and Thursday Dreman did Lois Ayres.
Vagabundo writes mysteries for those of us, we few, we happy few, who know who Lois Ayres is.
Join the Whatsapp group, send Jimmyboy99, Nounce or MichaelSamuel a message with your whatsapp to join the real time group.
// Vagabundo.
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Trust the Force. The force surrounds and it connects us, and through the internet, I asked Jimmyboy99, whose real name is Enzo Ferrari, to bring me some tmobile activated chips, and for Dreman, who is a federal prosecutor and who moonlights as a salesman for a Swiss Insurance Company that specializes in war risk insurance, brought me a unlocked iPhone 13. Thanks to these fine Swiss citizens, I have good internet. Yesterday, Vagabundo. Vagabundo did a negra pernoite for 300, after fucking a porn star (who I bought like 400 in food and drinks, though she did buy me some beers for 50, which is nice to have a girl with pix who has enough to cover at least*one*uber. *haha. What about we shoot and produce a ISG porno Story of O Rio? In the long line of Story of O films in every Brazilian city, and globally, but Vagabundo will handle Brazil, Europe, Asia, Australia,*and*Africa.
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Vagabundo is planning on getting a Airbnb in Recreio to get good high speed internet.
So what do you think of Elon Musk v Donald Trump v Biden v Lula v Bolsonaro?
Vagabundo is having this discussion on the sideline with ISG Trueblue because he talked to a OGlobo producer about a novela, Riofornication, staring Lois Ayres and our other favorite Centro hoars, like Nia Nacci!
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2892423]Vagabundo is planning on getting a Airbnb in Recreio to get good high speed internet.
So what do you think of Elon Musk v Donald Trump v Biden v Lula v Bolsonaro?
Vagabundo is having this discussion on the sideline with ISG Trueblue because he talked to a OGlobo producer about a novela, Riofornication, staring Lois Ayres and our other favorite Centro hoars, like Nia Nacci![/QUOTE]I don't think half the people who read your posts can even understand them anymore dude.
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[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2891901]Experienced monger in SE ASIA; couple places europe. Thinking Sao Paulo and Rio next but need help. Trying to read threads but.
1. Is most mongering done at brothels (clubs) and massage places? Reading hotels in Copa and Ipanema all have unfriendly guest policies lead me to believe mongering in comfort of hotel is not an option?
2. I PREP and prefer GFE BB experiences. Are they available in brothels / clubs or out of the question?. Obviously, I'm fine paying more for service.
3. See little discussion on freelancers and outcall services. Is Tinder and "dating sites" effective in RIO and SP? I relied 100% on them in SE Asia recently and great success.
Appreciate the help.[/QUOTE]1 - Hotels rarely have an issue, there are tons mentioned on this forum just run a search.
2 - BB is something the chick has to agree to, its not offered as a standard service and most are not providing it for anyone but their regulars or men they really like. Its not as common as it is in Asia though.
3 - Clubs are where the freelancers hangout, but they are also online on dating apps too. Its Brazil, they are swarming all over the place. You do need to be cautious with the apps though.
Each city is different, but in the case of Rio as a newbie just hit up the termas and start collecting numbers there. Don't overthink it.
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[QUOTE=WayneRoberts;2892534]1 - Hotels rarely have an issue, there are tons mentioned on this forum just run a search.
2 - BB is something the chick has to agree to, its not offered as a standard service and most are not providing it for anyone but their regulars or men they really like. Its not as common as it is in Asia though.
3 - Clubs are where the freelancers hangout, but they are also online on dating apps too. Its Brazil, they are swarming all over the place. You do need to be cautious with the apps though.
Each city is different, but in the case of Rio as a newbie just hit up the termas and start collecting numbers there. Don't overthink it.[/QUOTE]Thank you, sir. I will take your advice and just get into the game. One last question: I'm English speaking only; Chicas all speak Portuguese what I read. Can you carry your cell for translation app in the termas once you change? Otherwise not sure how I can communicate enough to get numbers or sell meet outside.
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I went to some privées in Centro yesterday. That close to carnival isn't a good time to visit privées as there are fewer girls working. I visited a couple of privées in RB185, some of them had no girls available. Belprazer usually have about 15 girls in the presentation, but yesterday they only had 2 girls available. Instead I passed by Emporio do Banho on Rua do Rosário 135, sala 302. They had 8 girls available.
[URL]https://www.emporiodobanhorj.com/massagistas[/URL]
My choice was Eloisa who started to work there one month ago. Morena, 19 years, very cute, innocent looking, very sweet, GFE, petit and slim. One minus, she has one kid and her tits were soft. However, her ass was excellent. Small ponyass, round, firm and very wellshaped. Eloisa is one of those girls who really likes to give BJ. Her BJ was absolut top notch and all the time while giving BG she looks in your eyes with her innocent eyes. She f*cked really good. The session ended with a fantastic BBBJCIM. One hour cost 180 reais.
Tons of gringo tourists have arrived the last two days. Regarding ho-beach. Very few GPS in front of Othon Palace. Yesterday there were two GPS with fake asses who looked awful, but it didn't stop from getting the attention from some guys from US. Today there were a group of five chocolate-colored mulatas on ho-beach, clearly from some favela. They all looked really fine, but they seemed very unexperienced in interacting with presumed customers.
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Thanks for the feedback.
[QUOTE=WayneRoberts;2892531]I don't think half the people who read your posts can even understand them anymore dude.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=WayneRoberts;2892534]1 - Hotels rarely have an issue, there are tons mentioned on this forum just run a search.
2 - BB is something the chick has to agree to, its not offered as a standard service and most are not providing it for anyone but their regulars or men they really like. Its not as common as it is in Asia though.
3 - Clubs are where the freelancers hangout, but they are also online on dating apps too. Its Brazil, they are swarming all over the place. You do need to be cautious with the apps though.
Each city is different, but in the case of Rio as a newbie just hit up the termas and start collecting numbers there. Don't overthink it.[/QUOTE]Have to disagree about hotels. Most in Rio are unfriendly, but yes, some friendly ones have been discussed in this thread (Hilton, JW Marriott, Fairmont, Hyatt and a few others probably).
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[QUOTE=WayneRoberts;2892534]Each city is different, but in the case of Rio as a newbie just hit up the termas and start collecting numbers there. Don't overthink it.[/QUOTE]This is really good as I would be a Rio newbie as well. I recall that years ago many mongering trips to Rio focused mainly on the termas. I didn't even know if they survived the covid pandemic or not. We just don't read too much about the termas anymore here but I would be interested in knowing how they are these days. I see using the termas as a way to eliminate the safety risk of bringing in girls back to hotel rooms where you might get potential trouble with drugs, robbery or just them freaking out on you.
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[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2892646]Thank you, sir. I will take your advice and just get into the game. One last question: I'm English speaking only; Chicas all speak Portuguese what I read. Can you carry your cell for translation app in the termas once you change? Otherwise not sure how I can communicate enough to get numbers or sell meet outside.[/QUOTE]Taking your phone with you after you change is OK. Never had a problem and most of the other guys have phones too.
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So Nina Deponca is over here cleaning. That's why I keep her around. And she orders sushi, which is healthy.
So last night I bang the porn star, or maybe it was the day before. Then, last night, she blows me off. I ask for pernoite. But she is in the hotel across the street. She is seeing clients. I mean, we cuddled in September in Hotel Sheik. Vagabundo misses his cuddle time with the porn star.
I mean, sticking my covered with a condom dick up her ass is fine, I came in 2 minutes, had been drinking the entire day on the beach at Posto 2.
We drank Heinekein. 4 Caprihinhas. We went swimming. We laughed. We cried. It was better than Beetlemania.
But after I fucked the pornstar, on my birthday I might add, Anne Amari came over and we fucked. She is getting jealous or freaked of all the kinky porn I play.
So, that brings me today. Porn star doesn't come over, then totally blows me off at her hotel because there is a charge of 100 r to bring a guest up, suggests we go to Santa Marta padaria, and then to the beach, and I am like, Posto 10, because I need to walk around a possible Airbnb.
So, then we sit at the beach. And she gets a text from a client, and leaves me. Oh, I am so broken. I am so fragile. We are all sensitive creatures.
Where do I go to get some PTSD counseling in Rio?
[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;2892699]This is really good as I would be a Rio newbie as well. I recall that years ago many mongering trips to Rio focused mainly on the termas. I didn't even know if they survived the covid pandemic or not. We just don't read too much about the termas anymore here but I would be interested in knowing how they are these days. I see using the termas as a way to eliminate the safety risk of bringing in girls back to hotel rooms where you might get potential trouble with drugs, robbery or just them freaking out on you.[/QUOTE]
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Carnival time
To those with boots on the ground, how is Carnival going? Many tourists? Not sure if it recovered after covid or not.
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[QUOTE=Sperto;2892670]...... Yesterday there were two GPS with fake asses who looked awful, but it didn't stop from getting the attention from some guys from US. .....[/QUOTE]I am always quite pleased when I see women who I think are ugly get attention from certain guys. Its nice for everyone to be happy.
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[QUOTE=Xpartan;2892698]Have to disagree about hotels. Most in Rio are unfriendly, but yes, some friendly ones have been discussed in this thread (Hilton, JW Marriott, Fairmont, Hyatt and a few others probably).[/QUOTE]Speaking of the JW Marriott — make sure your girl has the original ID document or has access to the government app on her phone to show her ID. I had an issue this past week bringing in a girl from 4 x4 who didn't have her ID but she assured me that they let her in with a pdf before. So I said ok. But if they don't let you in, we come back to the club and I get my money back.
Upon checking in, they wouldn't accept the pdf document like I told her. So there was a lot if going back and forth. I had to tell them that I am a loyal customer with titanium status and they can check into the records that I always have a guest and there are no issues. After a lot of back and forth, they finally relented and she was allowed in. Just make sure she has the original ID if you don't want sit up at the front with the girl 🤦127997;8205;9794;65039;.
Service was good. BBFSCIP and swallow which I negotiated at the club with my test results on hand and proof of vasectomy. Plus the ability to speak Portuguese is a huge help when negotiating. Chick loves smoking weed and even had some hashish before going back to the room. High as fuck. But performed well. Woke up in the morning and woke me up to let me know she needed to take care of her dog, but she wanted to take care of me. Now I can head to SP in peace to party at Scandello.
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Service was good. BBFSCIP and swallow which I negotiated at the club with my test results on hand and proof of vasectomy. Plus the ability to speak Portuguese is a huge help when negotiating. Chick loves smoking weed and even had some hashish before going back to the room. High as fuck. But performed well. Woke up in the morning and woke me up to let me know she needed to take care of her dog, but she wanted to take care of me. Now I can head to SP in peace to party at Scandello.[/QUOTE]Mission accomplished. Sounds like you had a good time in RJ. Onward and upward. Too bad about the numbskull at the Marriott front desk, however. I am glad to hear it didn't mess up your night.
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[QUOTE=CaliMan;2892775]To those with boots on the ground, how is Carnival going? Many tourists? Not sure if it recovered after covid or not.[/QUOTE]I'm not seeing many European or North American tourists. Many more from Spanish speaking countries.
Some streets were jammed with Carnaval partygoers. Some ladies walking the streets in skimpy bikinis far from the beach.
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[QUOTE=Anaggie;2892886]Speaking of the JW Marriott make sure your girl has the original ID document or has access to the government app on her phone to show her ID. I had an issue this past week bringing in a girl from 4 x4 who didn't have her ID but she assured me that they let her in with a pdf before. So I said ok. But if they don't let you in, we come back to the club and I get my money back.
Upon checking in, they wouldn't accept the pdf document like I told her. So there was a lot if going back and forth. I had to tell them that I am a loyal customer with titanium status and they can check into the records that I always have a guest and there are no issues.[/QUOTE]Hats off to you. This is exactly the scenario I want to try and replicate in RIO. Termas girl back to hotel bareback. I PREP and will have test results as well as Oraquick tests if needed. Couple questions:
1. How much was negotiated for the hotel visit? Any further tips on the termas negotiation appreciated.
2. JW Marriott. Do they allow multiple guests (not one night, but over several nights) as long as she has right ID? Like you I'm a Titanium member but occasionally assholes at front desk sometimes give hard time. Never had issue with any Marriott and girls in Asia, just Europe.
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Proof of vasectomy?
That seems a little extreme for meeting a girl for the first time.
I show them my tests on my phone and they say yes or no, and we go bare in a few minutes, just that. Look, men, the clubs test the girls, ask the girls for the number of the guy, he will come to your place and do a blood draw and you will have results in a day or two. Or hit me up join the whatsapp group.
[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2892897]Mission accomplished. Sounds like you had a good time in RJ. Onward and upward. Too bad about the numbskull at the Marriott front desk, however. I am glad to hear it didn't mess up your night.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2893253]Proof of vasectomy?
That seems a little extreme for meeting a girl for the first time.
I show them my tests on my phone and they say yes or no, and we go bare in a few minutes, just that. Look, men, the clubs test the girls, ask the girls for the number of the guy, he will come to your place and do a blood draw and you will have results in a day or two. Or hit me up join the whatsapp group.[/QUOTE]Your 2nd paragraph has some solid info Vagabundo. A quick & inexpensive blood test is sometimes a necessity. But as to vasectomy's, most guys get them so they never have to worry about getting a girl pregnant ever again, not because they want to bareback a 4 x4 girl they just met. KKK. Me, I am loath to all the surgical procedures unless my health and or life depends on it. In this case, the family jewels are too important to fuck around with IMHO.
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[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2893057]Hats off to you. This is exactly the scenario I want to try and replicate in RIO. Termas girl back to hotel bareback. I PREP and will have test results as well as Oraquick tests if needed. Couple questions:
1. How much was negotiated for the hotel visit? Any further tips on the termas negotiation appreciated.
2. JW Marriott. Do they allow multiple guests (not one night, but over several nights) as long as she has right ID? Like you I'm a Titanium member but occasionally assholes at front desk sometimes give hard time. Never had issue with any Marriott and girls in Asia, just Europe.[/QUOTE]1. I paid the saida and the girls always ask for a bit more. So that is up to you. I always tell the girl what I am looking for and then work from there. Since I am only in town for one night, I need to make sure to get what I want and they need to understand that. Other than that, the girls have heard it all before so no point in being coy about it. Either they will agree or not.
2. I don't know since I usually only spend one night at the hotel.
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Vagabundo went into Centro today with the plan to hit Velha Havana to trade and do some internet work. The luxury bus 2338 from Av das Americas was not running as it is middle of carnival, so I took a city bus to metro botafogo, and then took metro to uruguiana. There I met PV118, and since his spot for lunch was closed, we went over to Velha havana, a cigar shop recommended for the good internet by a actual Brazilian Navy Captain. This place is awesome for smoking cigars upstairs in the stuffed chairs, right next to the naval base, and frequented by real naval officers. They have armarios / lockers for your own bottle of whiskey, which would work too for a burner laptop to do trading on the good wifi. This is Vagabundo's go to centro hub. We had some espressos.
PV118 is quite the expert on the. Centro scene, and spending some time with him provides a full data dump. 202 is the place that centro and zona sul pro girls go after midnight, kind of a mosaico but in centro. Mosaico is the place the working girls go after midnight, next to VM.
So, then PV and Vagagbundo headed to copa for carnival and we linked up with dreman at carretao, a really great churascurria which also has sushi. One point that was made is that mongering is kind of a toxic lifestyle if pursued full time, which hit vagabundo right in the forehead a it is coming up on like 1408 days or something of continuous mongering. We traded insights on Jakarta, and talked about mutual friends from the profession we have chosen, a luxury for those of us, we few, we happy few.
After lunch at 16 h or so we looked at a apparent trash terma called 22 but it was closed. Sorry for lack of deets but it around the corner from Carretao. Vagabundo then tried to trade the market close at a Vivo store, which was closed, and so he then went to Motel Vanity which had good enough internet to trade. We then went over to Arpoador where I recognized girls from VM and from Emporio. It's a small city.
Wednesday / quarta carnival is thank God, over. Realtors I have been talking to come back to work to show places on that day. Days get shorter, prices go down for shit shower shave supper sex sleep until next halloween, when Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, goes on collective vacation again until the end of Carnival in 2025. By that time a global civil war between rich and poor will likely have burned down most megacities larger than Rio, but Rio is its own planet and the capital of the world. Selah.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2892683]Thanks for the feedback.[/QUOTE]It seems that your posts are somewhat in the style of Henry Miller's "Tropic Of Cancer".
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I haved added it to my audible wish list.
Thanks.
[QUOTE=RioD;2893751]It seems that your posts are somewhat in the style of Henry Miller's "Tropic Of Cancer".[/QUOTE]
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It was Saturday. Some other non ISG black mongers had met Vagabundo out in Recreio, Posto 10. Vagabundo was at the beach directly in front of Casuarina with Callsign Nina Deponca, who is mulatta, big tits like the real Nina Deponca. Monger 1 had a girlfriend, a mulatta with a kid and green eyes, two sisters, and a mother, whom he gave to Vagabundo to take care of. Vagabundo got her number, not for the girlfriend, but for the sisters. Best place to live in pure cost benefit is near Recreio Shopping. Your hoarhouse is [URL]recreioterapias.com[/URL]. Vagabundo had fucked Nina Deponca at night, in the morning twice, paid her 400 for a total of 133 reais cost per fuck. Airbnb at Posto 10 had expired on Saturday, as Vagabundo, Nina, and sisters roasted in the sun. Monger 1 brings in friend from DR, who is wearing college basketball uniform and carries a huge speaker, from which he plays felipe ret.
Somewhere in a past life, Vagabundo had been a priest, but left the order to be a Marine Officer. It reminds me of a Jimmy Buffett song, about I could have been a Naval Academy Grad, I could have been a jesuit priest, these are the dreams that we had, but we are the people, your parents warned us about. We are the people. We are the people.
Vagabundo orders caprihinas for the sisters. Nina DePonca, who has done dozens of duplas with Vagabundo, looks over at one of the sisters and warns Vagabundo that the age could become a problem. Three negra mulatta sisters, green eyes, one kid, one mother, two, now three gringo mongers. One Nina DePonca who does duplas like little girls in upstate New York play a game of doubles with their Saint Paul's Prep cousins back on winter break before smoking some weed and having an orgy in their rich uncle's house, while posting the pictures on his Harvard facebook profile in instant messages to his friends who are logged into upscale porno sites where they get busted in America because they upload their expired driver's licenses.
So, it is Wednesday, days later. Dreman said well, 4 girls 2 weeks, I am slowing down, but this mongering life, it is toxic. PV118 who has been fucking all the best centro girls bare agrees. We are at lunch at Carretao on Monday. I get a non pro number. Dreman and PV118 are in slight awe. Takes a lot to awe these libertines.
Vagabundo is being asked by a university to prepare a outline for a class to get some space to work with a high speed internet. Thanks to Dreman, he has partly solved the problem with a Netgear Nighthawk M6 Router using a chip that local asset Anne Amari purchased for him at a local telecom company. But, as Dreman has so insightfully noted, Vagabundo has been in this toxic soup of pay for play for 4 years with no breaks. Vagabundo has become a saint or a devil or a little of both, or perhaps just a jew.
When asked, Einstein would say that he believed in the God of Spinoza. Which roughly says, when you are eating out the pussy of a beautiful Brazilian girl, like Manuela Gomes, one of the greats, you just enjoy eating that pussy while Manu is sucking on your dick, and you say, I'd rather be here with Manuela's pussy sitting on my face than I would be in church at the big church on Sao Clemente, where a saint named Jose founded Rio de Janeiro, before founding Sao Paulo, and we hope, he banged the tight asses of many Portuguese patricinha 32 year old MILFs when they came to Padre for confession, and when they did, San Jose Botafogo picked up a illicit copy of Spinoza, and he asked his superior for forgiveness, and he jotted down the whatsapp number of the MILF, so he could bang her again, in that apartment, where the Professor of Theology at Rua Sao Clemente 114 kept a little house full of two negras, a mulatta, and a morena named Manuela Gomes, just so a priest and a scholar could use something other than his hand to relieve the sperm from his balls, his Spanish huevos.
So, today, Wednesday, even Velha Havana was not open. Vagabundo went downtown just to get his pink sex toy, fair market value $17 United States Dollars from Darkroom. OK, so Darkroom is the go to place. Go fuck Laura there, just for the wi fi and the view. Fuck, if you are a friend of Vagabundo he might even buy you a agua com gas. But it is a trustworthy place. I mean, in this world, this violent world of Rio de Janeiro sex trade how many places are going to give you back your American made USB powered sex toy after 2 weeks. I might move over my gold from the UBS vault in Lugano to a locker at Darkroom. Ad Usum Nostrorum Tantum. Shalom. So, then on the elevator smoking hot little negra about 19 gets on from sala 1417. Truly, the two fuglys up in Darkroom were not worth doing, but Laura, now she's a solid Lois Ayres porn dream player, loves watching BDSM porn, which is a real plus. Now Anne Amari does not, which is understandable because she sees real violence every day, like wounds from Para FAL 7. 62 mm rounds. Vagabundo goes to Rua San Jose 35, takes the 2338 bus to home at Av Malibu 1355, calls Nina Deponca over, who rides the motherfucking bus from Duque de Caixis. Now how's that for loyalty! Vagabundo, now 55, finally gets it up after taking a few generic viagra and cialis at like 4 AM, and watching some harmony fetish porn, blows a load up Nina DePonca's bare mulatta pussy. Vagabundo is looking at a apartment within 500 meters of Recreio Shopping, towards the beach, which would provide for a good base of operations for hikes to both Recreio Terapias dot com and Praia Grumari, but also the risk of the communidade in Recreio.
At a certain point, the question of whether Spinoza is right about god, or God, or is the god the country with the reserve currency, and will the BRICs jiu jitsu the reserve currency away from the Americans becomes important. Because universities, and high schools, and churches and hotels pay their cleaners in local fiat currency, not in numbers in your Fidelity account, mais pago them reais! The BRICS+, BRIICS (Brazil, Russia, India, Indonesia, China, South Africa) have a common currency and it is a mulatta who sucks dick with her lips, spreads her legs and lets you pick a hole and blow a load inside. You can be a rich dude with 7 kids in medical school at $500,000 a year and a Cybertruck in the driveway and $531, 432, 783.00 dollars in your fidelity account, but if you can't use your penis to unload a wad of cum into a negra or a morena or a mulatta on command, then you are not worthy.
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[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2893057]
2. JW Marriott. Do they allow multiple guests (not one night, but over several nights) as long as she has right ID? Like you I'm a Titanium member but occasionally assholes at front desk sometimes give hard time. Never had issue with any Marriott and girls in Asia, just Europe.[/QUOTE]It has been posted many times on this board that the Marriott is girl friendly allowing different girls every night but not 2 at a time. There have been posts stating at times they didn't even check ID that they walked right past front desk. The Marriott has a rooftop pool and bar, I have seen on multiple occasions working girls looking for business during the day and on some nights they have a DJ where working girls are mixed in with the crowd. If you met 2 you could probably bring both to your room via the elevator bypassing the front desk, same goes for the Pestana hotel nearby.
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The worst and the best
I passed this rainy day in Centro, visiting privées. I started in TDM33 with it's awful elevators that take ages to arrive. I started on the 24: th floor and worked my way down to the 10: th floor using the stairs. Just about all my favourite privées in that building were closed or had moved. The trash-privées that the guys on the street hand out pamphlets for were open. I visited three trash privées on the 21: st floor. The first two hade no doable girls and the cabins were disgusting. The third one had two interesting girls and slightly better cabins. I was in a mood today for huge natural titsm so when one of the girls pulled out her very large tits I chose her. A decision I would regret.
Taina, 23 years, boring face, morena clara, large ass and a bit chubby. I would never have chosen her if it wasn't for her excellent XXL tits. I took a shower in the hall and met Taina in the cabin. The guy in the next cabin propably had paid for a 10 min session as he was banging and screaming like a lunatic, quite annoying. Tainas tits were wonderful to play with, but that's it. She started to give a very weird BJ. I told her to spit out her chewing gum, which I thought she did. It turned out she had only spat out half of it. She didn't like when I told her to spit out the rest. Then she continued to give the worst BJ I ever had, using a stiff tongue and sucking like a lazy cow. She will enter my hall of shame for giving the worst BJ I had in 33 years of travelling in Brazil. I got really pissed off and told her I had no interest in having sex with her. Never mind I already had paid the session.
Instead I went to RB156 to try my luck. I went to a favourite privê and was presented several girls. The third one was absolutely breathtaking. I fell in love instantly. A stunner with unreal tits. When she answered that her tits were natural I quickly chose her, without making a interview of what she does or not. A clean nice room with shower cabin, mirrors and good AC. When my newly found love entered the room and started to undress it was like Christmas for a kid. Extremely beautiful face with some indian blood, fantastic eyes, strong legs and quite a large firm round ass. Her tits were natural but had small scars because of breast reduction, but still very large and perfectly shaped. She told me she only worked there for two weeks. A beauty like this needs a lot of kissing. She explained she doesn't kiss clients, but made an exception. She also explained she only had given clients oral sex with condom. After some sweet talking she did another exception and gave a fantastic BJ. She continued with an amazing tit-f*ck. Sex in several positions and very GFE. Two incredible pops. After showering we had a long talk as they seemed to have forgotten to "ring the bell". Such a sweet girl. She explained why she's working there and what she's saving money for. Understandbly she have no problems getting clients. She won't be seeling herself for a long time. I will do repeats with her next week.
Funny how these two girls today gave totally different experiences.
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I'm black, cheap, and don't speak Spanish. Never mongered outside the US, so debating between 2 weeks in Medellin or travel to Brazil and spend 2 weeks in either Rio or Sao Paulo, or split time between both. I'm curious around the hype on the Scandallo club.
Anyone able to give a comparison of the pros and cons of both?
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[QUOTE=Sperto;2894108]I passed this rainy day in Centro, visiting prives. I started in TDM33 with it's awful elevators that take ages to arrive.
.[/QUOTE]A couple of years ago TDM33 was my reliable place, I could always find something in there.
But imo now the quality is very average and don't get me started on those elevators.
I know there are many rooms and it depends on when you visit, but I've been numerous times recently and most times I walked. I agree, much better options in other places like RB156.
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Elevator and stairs.
[QUOTE=Jingo10;2894211]A couple of years ago TDM33 was my reliable place, I could always find something in there.
But imo now the quality is very average and don't get me started on those elevators.
I know there are many rooms and it depends on when you visit, but I've been numerous times recently and most times I walked. I agree, much better options in other places like RB156.[/QUOTE]Very true about TDM33. The mongering scene in Rio Centro is like a spider web. Largo the Carioca is in the center of the web and the other privées are spread out in the web, with some extra concentration at Vila Mimosa and Tijuca.
Largo the Carioca mongering core consists mainly of RB156, RB185 and TDM33. There was a time where TDM33 had almost as many privées like RB156, a mixture of trash privées and "high class" privées. Now it's like TDM33 is abandoned except for the most sleazy puteiros. The whole building is really rundown. The elevator situation has always been confusing for newbies as they had to use hidden escalators to reach the elevators for the upper floors. There seems to be only two elevators working, serving 33 floors. Slow elevators that often are broke and doesn't stop on some floors.
RB185 has a great elevator system with quick and neat elevators. The problem with RB185 is that the security dislike if you use the stairs when exploring several floors. They call out in loudspeakers telling you're not allowed to walk between the floors. RB156 has a good elevator system, even though it's a hassle to register. The stairs in RB156 are very convenient and nobody cares if you run up and down exploring the building.
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[QUOTE=RioBob;2894082]It has been posted many times on this board that the Marriott is girl friendly allowing different girls every night but not 2 at a time. There have been posts stating at times they didn't even check ID that they walked right past front desk. The Marriott has a rooftop pool and bar, I have seen on multiple occasions working girls looking for business during the day and on some nights they have a DJ where working girls are mixed in with the crowd. If you met 2 you could probably bring both to your room via the elevator bypassing the front desk, same goes for the Pestana hotel nearby.[/QUOTE]Thanks for info. I booked both JW and Portobay for trip and will decide which prior to leaving. I have high status at Marriott so maybe better choice. I appreciate everyone's advice.
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My hot tip for the day is Anne's Massagemem, Nani. JimmyBoy99 approved, branca, hot little morena clara with nice titties.
[QUOTE=Jingo10;2894211]A couple of years ago TDM33 was my reliable place, I could always find something in there.
But imo now the quality is very average and don't get me started on those elevators.
I know there are many rooms and it depends on when you visit, but I've been numerous times recently and most times I walked. I agree, much better options in other places like RB156.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Robotron;2894147]I'm black, cheap, and don't speak Spanish. Never mongered outside the US, so debating between 2 weeks in Medellin or travel to Brazil and spend 2 weeks in either Rio or Sao Paulo, or split time between both. I'm curious around the hype on the Scandallo club.
Anyone able to give a comparison of the pros and cons of both?[/QUOTE]Scandallo in SP is definitely not cheap.
In Brazil they speak portuguese.
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[QUOTE=Robotron;2894147]I'm black, cheap, and don't speak Spanish. Never mongered outside the US, so debating between 2 weeks in Medellin or travel to Brazil and spend 2 weeks in either Rio or Sao Paulo, or split time between both. I'm curious around the hype on the Scandallo club.
Anyone able to give a comparison of the pros and cons of both?[/QUOTE]If I had a full 2 weeks to travel, I'd go to Brasil. However, if you're cheap, probably best to spend more time in Rio than São Paulo. While there are cheap options available in São Paulo, you'll likely want to experience the expensive ones, which obviously includes Scandallo. Yes Scandallo more than deserves the hype.
I've been to both Colombia and Brasil dozens of times. The advantage Colombia has is shorter travel time and that it's Spanish-speaking vs Portugues. However, those two factors don't matter to you. For a 2-week trip the longer time to get to Brasil doesn't mean as much.
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[QUOTE=WorldJockey;2867241]As the title suggests this is my first trip report from Brazil.
Photoacompanhantes.
This was my shining star. I wish I spent less time in centro and more on this website.
The thing with this kinds sight is for better or for worse you cut the middle man out.
Both you and the girl are assuming a bit of risk you otherwise may not when going to a terma, prive.
For her the better is she is getting all the money and probably a bit more agency.
The risk is the dude could be a maniac. Almost any man can fuck up any woman easily with his bare hands.
Some of these girls probably have weapons or share a place with someone to mitigate the risk a bit.
This leads me into the risk for the fellas doing incall. While you are there dining at the why the another person can shank you or the girl herself can attack you or there may not even be a girl at all. She could also say you "violated" her and shake you down for money or call the police. Yeah I may be paranoid but I think these are valid things to consider. My suggestion is if you see a girl you like on there check to see if she has been reviewed on gparena.[/QUOTE]Good tip on researching reviews on gparena. Unfortunately, few of girls listing on Photoacomphantes have them and who knows if reviews are real. Scrolling PA site I'm finding it harder to believe more than a handful of these postings are legit.
You outlined risks well and I'm aware of extortion scam (I'll be using burner phone so don't give shit other than waste of my time texting).
Anyone else recent experience on Photoacomphantes site either in Rio or SP? BTW looking for service to my hotel; bareback hopefully (which I already asked about and understand probability in BR).
1. Going rate for sex with some of the hotter looking girls really $R200-$300?
2. % legit contacts versus scams?
3. Should I even bother or just stick to trying to convince termas, pives and clinica garatos to my hotel after first visit?
1. How has your experience on PA site been?
2. What is addl charge for hotel visit? Experience on.
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A place that needs a recommendation every now and then is Feira de São Cristovão. Two large stages with live bands, four smaller stages with forró pé the serra, one disco, two reggaeclubs, several rock bars, lots of restaurants with good food and countless bars.
I went there yesterday. Less people than usual as many people have run out of money after the carnival, but still very good. There are plenty of beautiful girls. Many of the girls are very flirty and it must be hard to spend a evening there without being able to collect a bunch of phone numbers or picking up a girl for free.
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How to locate these places. Can a map or location address be provided.
[QUOTE=Sperto;2894108]I passed this rainy day in Centro, visiting prives. I started in TDM33 with it's awful elevators that take ages to arrive. I started on the 24: th floor and worked my way down to the 10: th floor using the stairs. Just about all my favourite prives in that building were closed or had moved. The trash-prives that the guys on the street hand out pamphlets for were open. I visited three trash prives on the 21: st floor. The first two hade no doable girls and the cabins were disgusting. The third one had two interesting girls and slightly better cabins. I was in a mood today for huge natural titsm so when one of the girls pulled out her very large tits I chose her. A decision I would regret.
Taina, 23 years, boring face, morena clara, large ass and a bit chubby. I would never have chosen her if it wasn't for her excellent XXL tits. I took a shower in the hall and met Taina in the cabin. The guy in the next cabin propably had paid for a 10 min session as he was banging and screaming like a lunatic, quite annoying. Tainas tits were wonderful to play with, but that's it. She started to give a very weird BJ. I told her to spit out her chewing gum, which I thought she did. It turned out she had only spat out half of it. She didn't like when I told her to spit out the rest. Then she continued to give the worst BJ I ever had, using a stiff tongue and sucking like a lazy cow..[/QUOTE]
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Yes, this place is really great.
This is a place you should take your best girl or find your best girl.
The exact opposite of zona sul patricinha snobbish bullshit, true carioca the gema.
[QUOTE=Sperto;2894622]A place that needs a recommendation every now and then is Feira de So Cristovo. Two large stages with live bands, four smaller stages with forr p the serra, one disco, two reggaeclubs, several rock bars, lots of restaurants with good food and countless bars.
I went there yesterday. Less people than usual as many people have run out of money after the carnival, but still very good. There are plenty of beautiful girls. Many of the girls are very flirty and it must be hard to spend a evening there without being able to collect a bunch of phone numbers or picking up a girl for free.[/QUOTE]
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Meet the first time at a hotel.
[URL]https://www.guiademoteis.com.br/rio-de-janeiro[/URL]
[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2894561]Good tip on researching reviews on gparena. Unfortunately, few of girls listing on Photoacomphantes have them and who knows if reviews are real. Scrolling PA site I'm finding it harder to believe more than a handful of these postings are legit.
You outlined risks well and I'm aware of extortion scam (I'll be using burner phone so don't give shit other than waste of my time texting).
Anyone else recent experience on Photoacomphantes site either in Rio or SP? BTW looking for service to my hotel; bareback hopefully (which I already asked about and understand probability in BR).
1. Going rate for sex with some of the hotter looking girls really $R200-$300?.[/QUOTE]
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Question
I'm coming back to Brazil soon. Any tips on hotels / Airbnb's so I don't feel like a massive degenerate having a different girl coming up to my room every day? Its pretty much impossible to bang a girl in Brazil without your entire building / doorman / neighbors knowing about it. (Obviously exaggerating but you get my point).
I have a phone full of girls I'm looking to hammer one at a time and was looking for a way to minimize awkwardness.
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2894700]I'm coming back to Brazil soon. Any tips on hotels / Airbnb's so I don't feel like a massive degenerate having a different girl coming up to my room every day? Its pretty much impossible to bang a girl in Brazil without your entire building / doorman / neighbors knowing about it. (Obviously exaggerating but you get my point).
I have a phone full of girls I'm looking to hammer one at a time and was looking for a way to minimize awkwardness.[/QUOTE]Do it more often so you get used to it. You think it was not awkward for your phone full of girls their first few times? Now they no longer care what other people think and I doubt that other people care either.
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What awkwardness?
[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2894700]I'm coming back to Brazil soon. Any tips on hotels / Airbnb's so I don't feel like a massive degenerate having a different girl coming up to my room every day? Its pretty much impossible to bang a girl in Brazil without your entire building / doorman / neighbors knowing about it. (Obviously exaggerating but you get my point).
I have a phone full of girls I'm looking to hammer one at a time and was looking for a way to minimize awkwardness.[/QUOTE]As long as it's a GF hotel or Airbnb, why would anyone care? If you're so concerned, you can find a building without a doorman (if Airbnb description doesn't state 'doorman', they probably don't have one, but you can always ask just in case). But seriously, you're overthinking a simple thing, and neighbors will know anyway. Besides, a doorman is there for your security.
Otherwise, just take them to a short-term motel. Vagabundo posted a link.
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The last weeks I've been to Pestana Deck Longe Bar (the roofbar) a couple of times. A nice place to have a drink and enjoy a fantastic view. This year there have been no party going on when I visited and I noted only one working girl in the rooftop bar. However when I took the elevator down yesterday there were a group of eight hot working girls hanging out in the sofas in the lobby area. Interesting.
Side note: When sitting on the Copacaba beach you can find several unlocked wifi's. There is one that's actually for free and working well, it's called Smart Luz. You just have to spend a minute to register.
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2894700]I'm coming back to Brazil soon. Any tips on hotels / Airbnb's so I don't feel like a massive degenerate having a different girl coming up to my room every day? Its pretty much impossible to bang a girl in Brazil without your entire building / doorman / neighbors knowing about it. (Obviously exaggerating but you get my point).
I have a phone full of girls I'm looking to hammer one at a time and was looking for a way to minimize awkwardness.[/QUOTE]There is no such thing as a "walk of shame. " It is a paranoid delusion in the heads of a few inexperienced punters. I guarantee you that the hotel staff has seen everything imaginable. Nothing will shock them. Fucking working girls and bringing them back to your hotel is an age old, respected recreational sport in most countries outside of sexual prisons like the USA. Some hotel employees will even envy you your choice of girls. So, my suggestion to you is hold your head high and walk arm & arm with your girl into your hotel / Airbnb (whatever) straight past the front desk to the elevators like you own the place and keep doing it until you get over this issue in your mind The only embarrassment, I would feel in this kind of situation is if my girl was a fugly. Now that is a real embarrassment. KKK.
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[QUOTE=MRusa007;2894666]How to locate these places. Can a map or location address be provided.[/QUOTE]It's the street name shown in the image. You won't miss the place once you are nearby.
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[QUOTE=MRusa007;2894666]How to locate these places. Can a map or location address be provided.[/QUOTE]Rio map as of June 2021 so may be a little out of date [URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?h...greplacement0}[/URL].
Got to [URL]gparena.net[/URL] and use Google translate and google maps to search for what you want (prives, termas, trash, etc.). Any place that anyone has ever posted about will be there with name and addresses.
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[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2894816]Rio map as of June 2021 so may be a little out of date [URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?h...greplacement0}[/URL].
Got to [URL]gparena.net[/URL] and use Google translate and google maps to search for what you want (prives, termas, trash, etc.). Any place that anyone has ever posted about will be there with name and addresses.[/QUOTE]The link does not work.
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[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2894816]Rio map as of June 2021 so may be a little out of date [URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?h...greplacement0}[/URL].
Got to [URL]gparena.net[/URL] and use Google translate and google maps to search for what you want (prives, termas, trash, etc.). Any place that anyone has ever posted about will be there with name and addresses.[/QUOTE]Forgot to say that you have to request access to the map by giving your E-mail. Did so and just was E-mailed back that it costs $9. 99 for one year's use of the map.
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Duda Massagem in RB156 has a good selection right now. 150 reais /30 min or 180 reais /60 min. Duda and her sister brothels (Belprazer, Emporio do Banho, Massagem Tijuca) are good privées for those who don't want to spend a lot of time visiting smaller privées. However the best gems are often found in the smaller privées.
I was happy with Dudas today. Excellent service from a hot girl and 2 pops for 180 reais.
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[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2894774]There is no such thing as a "walk of shame. " It is a paranoid delusion in the heads of a few inexperienced punters. I guarantee you that the hotel staff has seen everything imaginable. Nothing will shock them. Fucking working girls and bringing them back to your hotel is an age old, respected recreational sport in most countries [/QUOTE]In Angeles City the hotel receptionists tell you good luck when you are going out at night to find someone.
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Massage / Brothels
Hi guys,
Any recommendations in the Copacabana area something similar to Duda Massage?
[QUOTE=Sperto;2895501]Duda Massagem in RB156 has a good selection right now. 150 reais /30 min or 180 reais /60 min. Duda and her sister brothels (Belprazer, Emporio do Banho, Massagem Tijuca) are good prives for those who don't want to spend a lot of time visiting smaller prives. However the best gems are often found in the smaller prives.
I was happy with Dudas today. Excellent service from a hot girl and 2 pops for 180 reais.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Xplorer007;2895772]Hi guys,
Any recommendations in the Copacabana area something similar to Duda Massage?[/QUOTE]Eden Spa on Nossa Senhora. There are also a few other prives in the building.
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[QUOTE=Xplorer007;2895772]Hi guys,
Any recommendations in the Copacabana area something similar to Duda Massage?[/QUOTE]If you read the forum you'll find that there are several privées in Copacabana, however none with that many girls as Duda. A metro ticket to Carioca station will cost you less than 7 reais.
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Vacation girlfriend
Hey guys, I was wondering if it's possible to have a vacation girlfriend that you can do everything with (including sex without a condom) and where is it easy to find her?
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[QUOTE=Killian94;2895822]Hey guys, I was wondering if it's possible to have a vacation girlfriend that you can do everything with (including sex without a condom) and where is it easy to find her?[/QUOTE]I guess anything is possible for a price. But the question is do you really think a girl you just met is going to satisfy you, not only sexually, but in every other way 18 hours a day not including sleep time, day in day out for the totality of your visit? Good luck!
Since this is the Rio thread, I recommend that you come on down and meet the pros (terma and escort girls) and when you are not spending time with them walk around and try to pick up an amateur or two and see who you click with. Then, if you are still seeking a vacation GFE, and there is nothing wrong with the fantasy, I have indulged in it a few times myself, come back down and focus on her. In my humble experience, you can't rush these things if you are looking for an overall quality experience. They sort of just happen on their own when you are not forcing it.
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The answer is the centro and Tijuca prives, bring a blood test, preferably a local one (get one for free at a UPA, like in Botafogo). Learn as much porto as you can now, audible, YouTube, Netflix.
[QUOTE=Killian94;2895822]Hey guys, I was wondering if it's possible to have a vacation girlfriend that you can do everything with (including sex without a condom) and where is it easy to find her?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2895924]I guess anything is possible for a price. But the question is do you really think a girl you just met is going to satisfy you, not only sexually, but in every other way 18 hours a day not including sleep time, day in day out for the totality of your visit? Good luck!
Since this is the Rio thread, I recommend that you come on down and meet the pros (terma and escort girls) and when you are not spending time with them walk around and try to pick up an amateur or two and see who you click with. Then, if you are still seeking a vacation GFE, and there is nothing wrong with the fantasy, I have indulged in it a few times myself, come back down and focus on her. In my humble experience, you can't rush these things if you are looking for an overall quality experience. They sort of just happen on their own when you are not forcing it.[/QUOTE]Ok thank you but on tinder is it easy to find them?
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Not in Rio
It is in Sao Paulo on my Maps.
[QUOTE=Sperto;2895501]Duda Massagem in RB156 has a good selection right now. 150 reais /30 min or 180 reais /60 min. Duda and her sister brothels (Belprazer, Emporio do Banho, Massagem Tijuca) are good prives for those who don't want to spend a lot of time visiting smaller prives. However the best gems are often found in the smaller prives.
I was happy with Dudas today. Excellent service from a hot girl and 2 pops for 180 reais.[/QUOTE]
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Fairmont
I had a drink at Fairmont hotel today, the bar next to the pool. There were two obvious working girls, high class, looking for customers. I don't know if this is common at Fairmonts, but the bar is worth checking out. BTW a nice view.
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Can anyone confirm roughly how much the love motels in Copacabana, Lido and Vanity I believe, charge per hour? Thanks.
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Call or email or just walk in
[QUOTE=SoberHans69;2896073]Can anyone confirm roughly how much the love motels in Copacabana, Lido and Vanity I believe, charge per hour? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Call or email or just walk in.
Lido:
[URL]https://www.bing.com/search?pglt=43&q=hotel+lido+rio+de+janeiro&cvid=876fdba9c2ad47feb7deb57de6b4bd50&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBggBEAAYQDIGCAAQRRg5MgYIARAAGEAyBggCEAAYQDIGCAMQABhAMgYIBBAAGEAyBggFEAAYQDIGCAYQABhAMgYIBxAAGEAyBggIEAAYQNIBCTI0OTQ0ajBqMagCALACAA&FORM=ANNTA1&PC=U531[/URL]
Vanity:
[URL]https://www.bing.com/search?pglt=43&q=hotel+vanity+rio+de+janeiro&cvid=a629f1a9f1c54463b0f866d3e9cd32e7&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBggBEAAYQDIGCAAQRRg5MgYIARAAGEAyBggCEAAYQNIBCTEzNzkwajBqMagCALACAA&FORM=ANNTA1&PC=U531[/URL]
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[QUOTE=UniversalX;2896114]Call or email or just walk in.
Lido:
[URL]https://www.bing.com/search?pglt=43&q=hotel+lido+rio+de+janeiro&cvid=876fdba9c2ad47feb7deb57de6b4bd50&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBggBEAAYQDIGCAAQRRg5MgYIARAAGEAyBggCEAAYQDIGCAMQABhAMgYIBBAAGEAyBggFEAAYQDIGCAYQABhAMgYIBxAAGEAyBggIEAAYQNIBCTI0OTQ0ajBqMagCALACAA&FORM=ANNTA1&PC=U531[/URL]
Vanity:
[URL]https://www.bing.com/search?pglt=43&q=hotel+vanity+rio+de+janeiro&cvid=a629f1a9f1c54463b0f866d3e9cd32e7&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBggBEAAYQDIGCAAQRRg5MgYIARAAGEAyBggCEAAYQNIBCTEzNzkwajBqMagCALACAA&FORM=ANNTA1&PC=U531[/URL][/QUOTE]Thank you.
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[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;2896053]It is in Sao Paulo on my Maps.[/QUOTE]There is one in Rio.
[URL]https://www.dudasmassagem.com/[/URL]
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[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;2896053]It is in Sao Paulo on my Maps.[/QUOTE]"Not in Rio"? Incorrect. That would be the day when I need lessons from you.
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Duda Massagista, are. Terra Roxa 458 A, Tatuapé, São Paulo.
Dudas Massagen, Av. Rio Branco 156 - Sala 3320, Centro, Rio de Janeiro.
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[QUOTE=Sperto;2896069]I had a drink at Fairmont hotel today, the bar next to the pool. There were two obvious working girls, high class, looking for customers. I don't know if this is common at Fairmonts, but the bar is worth checking out. BTW a nice view.[/QUOTE]I did not see any working girls hanging out at the Fairmont when I stayed there, but wowie wa wa, some of the accompanied female guests by the pool were smoking hot. The hotel has a great view and good daytime beach location being situated at the southern end of Copacabana Beach with a very short walk to Ipanema Beach. For nighttime Copa action, however, it is probably best to uber because it is a relatively long walk to the girly bars. Also, rates have shot up thru the roof since I stayed there twice in 2021. Last visit to RJ, I stayed at the far less expensive Windsor California Hotel. I had a room with a balcony facing the beach and it was a much shorter walk to the bars.
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[QUOTE=Killian94;2896018]Ok thank you but on tinder is it easy to find them?[/QUOTE]I don't know about Tinder. I am boate, terma, pick up bar, and clinica kind of punter. The only reason I know about BarraVip and MClass (in SP) is because I used those two online sites when I was in RJ & SP during the omicron lockdown. The girls I met on those two sites were very nice and true to their online pics. So, I think this is a good place to start if you are looking for a 3- or 4-day good looking companion to shag, dine with, and accompany you to some of the tourist spots. Start contacting the girls upon the afternoon of your arrival in town and set up a 1st night trial session. If you click with the girl and want to see more of her, she will most likely be up for what you have in mind (for a negotiated price). Never pay in advance!
As Vagabundo points out you will most likely need a blood test to convince the girls to go along with BBFS and quite possibly proof of vasectomy. Brazilian working girls are very conservative in this one respect. Of course you can always try offering more money. Some girls will readily accept a higher fee for bareback.
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Terminal Intermodal Gentileza starts working tomorrow. It will be helpful for those who for some reasons don't want to use a taxi or uber when arriving in Galeao.
Regarding privées in Copacabana. Somebody recently asked about those. There are a small bunch within just about one block. Today I passed by Rua Hilário de Gouveia 66, sala 201. A decent selection. Then I passed by Copa Rio Spa, Avenida Nossa Senhora de Copacabana 605, sala 603. I was curious about that one but it hadn't open at 10.15 AM. Instead I checked out Avenida Nossa Senhora de Copacabana 583, sala 402 and 301 (same owner). It's funny how the selection of girls can be different from one day to another.
I chose a one hour session for 220 reais. It's overpriced as it's located in Copa. In centro it would cost a maximum of 180 reais. Clean cabin with mirrors and bathroom in the hall. The lucky girl was Vanessa. A mulata, nice chocolate colour, 23 years, cute, slim, fit, small firm and beautiful tits. Her ass was a small sized round pony-ass. She gives excellent service and her blowjob was first class. She f*cked very well, just tell her to skip the exaggerated moaning. I would liked to have finished in her mouth, but she wanted extra for that.
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[QUOTE=Sperto;2896069]I had a drink at Fairmont hotel today, the bar next to the pool. There were two obvious working girls, high class, looking for customers. I don't know if this is common at Fairmonts, but the bar is worth checking out. BTW a nice view.[/QUOTE]Just out of curiosity how can you be sure they were working girls, like what's the dead giveaway?
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Why?
[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2896294]Just out of curiosity how can you be sure they were working girls, like what's the dead giveaway?[/QUOTE]Fairmont is known by the "high class" working girls. Not surprised you would see them their but why in the hell would anyone deal with them. Just take the short ride over to Monte Carlo.
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2896294]Just out of curiosity how can you be sure they were working girls, like what's the dead giveaway?[/QUOTE]For one, the chances of women being alone in most places are pretty fucking slim. You couple that with it being an expensive place, then you know she is not fucking paying for it. One woman alone or two together then you almost certainly know they are hookers. Three or more then there is some type of party or bridal shower.
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[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2896273]I don't know about Tinder. I am boate, terma, pick up bar, and clinica kind of punter. The only reason I know about BarraVip and MClass (in SP) is because I used those two online sites when I was in RJ & SP during the omicron lockdown. The girls I met on those two sites were very nice and true to their online pics. So, I think this is a good place to start if you are looking for a 3- or 4-day good looking companion to shag, dine with, and accompany you to some of the tourist spots. Start contacting the girls upon the afternoon of your arrival in town and set up a 1st night trial session. If you click with the girl and want to see more of her, she will most likely be up for what you have in mind (for a negotiated price). Never pay in advance!
As Vagabundo points out you will most likely need a blood test to convince the girls to go along with BBFS and quite possibly proof of vasectomy. Brazilian working girls are very conservative in this one respect. Of course you can always try offering more money. Some girls will readily accept a higher fee for bareback.[/QUOTE]And at BarraVip how much will a girl cost me per day knowing that I'm there for 2 weeks?
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[QUOTE=Killian94;2896453]And at BarraVip how much will a girl cost me per day knowing that I'm there for 2 weeks?[/QUOTE]The girls are independent contractors. Each girl has her own price point for ST and LT. The range on Barravips for ST is between 600 and the sky is the limit. KKK. I have no idea what a LT will run. I would assume the rate for LT would be double or a little less than her ST. Are there discounts for Longer LT? I have no idea. You have to contact the girls and find out.
I personally prefer ST over LT even when I know the girl very well. For example, my favorite SP boate girl and I get together multiple times per week, but our mutually preferred dates last between 5 to 7 hours with no sleepovers. She ubers over, we drink a bottle of wine, we smoke a little weed, we fool around, we boom boom, we order food, or we go out to eat, we watch Netflix, we boom boom again, watch some more Netflix, we take a bubble bath and then say goodnight. Then I get a good night's sleep and, in the morning, I am free the rest of the day and night to do anything, see anyone I like. This works best for me. I don't know about you.
But again, I think it is nuts to contract a 2-week deal before you test drive the talent and compare various girls. Look mate, do what you like, but if you are going to be in RJ for 2 weeks, I advise you to spend the first week sampling the girls and then if you still want the total LT vacation package, ask the girl you like best to spend the 2nd week with you. It is so simple and nearly foolproof. So, do the ISG a favor: if you go to RJ, post a trip report after you return home. It will be very interesting to hear how you make out in RJ.
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[QUOTE=Killian94;2896453]And at BarraVip how much will a girl cost me per day knowing that I'm there for 2 weeks?[/QUOTE]A lot of money especially if they charge between 600 to 1,000 reais an hour, she will have to give up a lot of calls to be with you. You might want to try a place like dolce vita, my experience is some of these girls like to hang out for a fair price.
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2896294]Just out of curiosity how can you be sure they were working girls, like what's the dead giveaway?[/QUOTE]I've never been to the fairmont hotel but I know a girl who thinks she's a high class GDP she goes there all the time for years, she does very well there. She doesn't go to the usual GDP hangouts just mostly hotel bars, that's where I met her few years back, she only drinks champagne LOL.
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No report, just some observations regarding Copacabana.
* Copacabana seems safer. Less homeless people and pivetes along the orla. More police is out. When I do my daily running Posto 6 to Leme, at 5. 10 AM, there is always at least a dozen police cars parked along the orla.
* Safer, but not safe. There still happens shit. Yesterday evening I saw a very skilled guy on a bike steal a neckless. He didn't snatch the neckless from a woman, he passed on a bike a managed to lift it off her head. Before she understood what happened the guy was crossing the Av Atlãntica on his bike. Beach rats still steal from people. Men looking like women still pickpocket tourists when hugging them.
* When walking the orla in the evening the main language you'll hear on some sections is Spanish. So many tourists from Chile and Argentina. A bit annoying.
* Many bars in Copacabana are surprisingly empty in the evening. Maybe the locals are missing money?
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[QUOTE=Killian94;2895822]Hey guys, I was wondering if it's possible to have a vacation girlfriend that you can do everything with (including sex without a condom) and where is it easy to find her?[/QUOTE]Your limitation is time. You can make it a vacation for the girls too, like bring a girl from Sao Paulo to Rio or a girl from Rio to somewhere else. One thing the majority of the girls like is travel. You can get them on Tinder or other dating apps. But your time is limited, it's easier to go to 4 x4 or clubs so you can talk to the girl and make your own assessment. The takeout fee for all night at 4 x4 is 1100. That gives you an idea of the cost.
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[QUOTE=RioBob;2896543]I've never been to the fairmont hotel but I know a girl who thinks she's a high class GDP she goes there all the time for years, she does very well there. She doesn't go to the usual GDP hangouts just mostly hotel bars, that's where I met her few years back, she only drinks champagne LOL.[/QUOTE]Some years ago I met a woman at Abboboro clinica, Sao Paulo who told me she's an out of work journalist. She was quite an attractive redhead. I gleaned from the conversation I had in English with her that she was indeed a journalist. I thought that she could make much more money as a courtesan meeting tourists and businessmen in hotels and talking politics, finance and shit.
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Yeah, a escort who can talk and understand finance and global macro like BRICS is important as it is BRICS v SWIFT as an enduring theme as it has been for 15 years in the making and coming to a head this year with the election, and whether BRICS make a move on taiwan before November.
Vagabundo has moved out to recreio shopping, and it is really nice. See facebook marketplace set your parameters. Found a place with like 3 bedrooms, a big living room, a washing machine, a veranda and a full kitchen for 4500/ month, steps from end of 315 line and steps from the 2338 on av das americas to centro, walking distance to posto 12, grumari, recreio terapias, master club, paris cafe.
[QUOTE=Turgid;2896731]Some years ago I met a woman at Abboboro clinica, Sao Paulo who told me she's an out of work journalist. She was quite an attractive redhead. I gleaned from the conversation I had in English with her that she was indeed a journalist. I thought that she could make much more money as a courtesan meeting tourists and businessmen in hotels and talking politics, finance and shit.[/QUOTE]
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Nina DePonca, pernoite 350.
Nina came over Sunday. She took the BRT. We fucked, she massaged, she helped clean, and then the next morning, we fucked twice, and she helped shop and hung a kanga (beach blanket) as a drape (cortina). She cooked in my new purchase, a air fryer, which is key. I paid her 350 r, which is of course way too little for all of the above, but I am a regular and she is, and she's a friend and helps a lot, way too much. She also likes the same hard kink porn, which many if not most girls do not, especially since the brazilians take the american and euro porn too literally, their eyes practically pop out of their skulls. It's a sick world, where in the rich world a whole class of men rarely if ever fuck a real woman, but here in Brazil it is easy to get real sex with a real girl. Callsign Kira Noir 24 (to distinguish her from Kira Noir 2020 or 2021) was messaging Vagabundo on Saturday, when he told her how to get over here, but kira noir 24 went and smoked ganja at arpoador, and then tried to squeeze into a pernoite on Sunday. Remember, you are the prize; gain and maintain the initiative.
Now commences the best time to be in Rio de Janeiro and Brazil, for 9 months or so. Things are already normalizing, IMHO. In swimming, the majority of the work of moving through the water comes in the glide. So, glide.
As for Henry Miller Tropic of Cancer, Tropic of. That is a genius recommendation.
I may have mentioned it to my book club assistant assistant Rabbi in a jewish book club, but I am sure it was and will be vetoed by the wrinkled old Jewish cunts who sit in their zoom windows waiting to whip me with their impotent and pathetic little tongues, which I take so much joy in offending slightly, but not so much that I am actually expelled, as it makes me happy to listen to old women talk round about their once wet pussies long decades ago while I am here, using my penis as it was intended, to pork fuck penetrate and plough the mouths, asses, and pussies of hoars, as long as it shall be so turgid to accomplish said mission.
Being new to the hood, I food partrolled over to Master Club today during daylight, and back. Just that. There at Master Club is where the bus 315 and other city buses get off, and I put Nina on one such bus, being a gentleman, even if a cheap bastard of a gent, I went the route of providing her security.
Selah.
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Rio de Janeiro, Brazil and Jakarta, Indonesia.
3+ fellow mongers have recently discussed the parallels between the above two cities / countries in the last few months. Anyone else with any thoughts?
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Rio Spas
I get termas and prives are for sex.
What about the spas? I hear differing things on older threads. Some claim sex and some claim handjob only.
As I will be staying on Copa beach, specifically Eden Spa and RJ massage?
Do not want to be wasting time on handjobs. Unless one might be successful in getting her number for after her work sex.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2897409]Rio de Janeiro, Brazil and Jakarta, Indonesia.
3+ fellow mongers have recently discussed the parallels between the above two cities / countries in the last few months. Anyone else with any thoughts?[/QUOTE]There are none whatsoever: How would you like your 120 g steak, 4 miles and hour traffic, 5 feet girls as hot as starfishes, a polluted sinking city without decent public transportation or pedestrian routes, disappearing night life, restrictive Muslim laws, Malay which you won't start to learn? The place was great though pre-WWII.
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[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2897436]I get termas and prives are for sex.
What about the spas? I hear differing things on older threads. Some claim sex and some claim handjob only.
As I will be staying on Copa beach, specifically Eden Spa and RJ massage?[/QUOTE]They are for sex too. But if you are going off personal ads then it is best to ask first. Some will state no sex, others may be ambiguous, and other may state sex for sure.
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Rio Experience
As I was posting everyday regarding my adventure in Rio I decide I will write down everything I wen in one post. I'm a 38 year old fit guy that just decided to try Rio for the first time and as I did hours reading the forum I felt now it's my obligation to all of that give life to this forum to give my experience thanks to seasoned mongers that helped me plan my sex adventure without any sort of problems. I stayed at Barra the Tijuca Mediterraneo Flat centrally located and just 20 minutes from beach with all amenities within 15 minutes walk. I mainly visited clinicas and one club in Campinas. As already stated using the metro is the best solution to visit termas especially in centro where the real thing is.
Barra the Tijuca.
Euro Rio Spa:
Best sex in barra, did 4 girls mainly all from recreio, all morenas, and all great sex, 2 of them did anal without any extra price, after a nice lunch at Academia de cachaca which is at the corner of the building and reasonably priced. Have to register to go in and two of the girls I kept seeing regular.
40 minutes 200 reais.
60 minutes 220 reais.
Eros Spa.
My first fuck in Brazil was here, I did 4 girls also here, 2 of them where excellent Maia and Michely and the other 2 robotic sex without pleasure at all Sara also did anal for extra 100 reais and Paulianna.
30 min 150 reais.
60 minutes 250 reais.
Recreio teraipas.
I went during the carnival period and only 2 girls where available both of them not doable but since I was there I did one from amazona with a very nice massage and blowjob but boring sex.
30 minutes 200 reais.
60 minutes 250 reais.
Eden Spa 302.
Down to copa, went by the building and boys were hanging down business cards of Eden spa. First day went at 302, had a quiet nice selection chose a morena but was the most boring fuck out of all.
The other day tried 402 also nice selection, did a slight darker than Morena with a very good blowjob but wanted to get rid of me quickly which I did like but much better than 302.
30 min 170 reais.
60 minutes 220 reais.
Dudas Massagem.
Here the real adventure begin in Centro, a coffee at Confeitera Colombo or Confeitaria Manon, and back again to edifico central 156, register at the desk and head up to elevators.
Selection was nice I choose Safira quite nice GFE experience, also had a nice morena that I didn't session with. After a nicel lunch at either Galeto Liceum or Galeto Senador where the locals eat.
60 min 180 reais.
Bel plazer.
Just across the road edificio 185 no registration need head to elevator room 2114. Unfortunate selection wasn't that great but still managed to bang a nice indy look morena with amazing blowjob skills.
60 minutes 180 reais.
Dark Room.
After my coffee at Confeitera Colombo keep walking straight till you see the dark room banner and also guys hanging out flyers. Head into the building praca olavo bilac 28 register and go for floor 20 and walk up one set of stair to got to penthouse. Nice selection of girls went with thick Lais which was a sex maniac. Prices where one of the cheapest. Also in the same building there were other clinicas but I didn't session.
60 minutes 150 reais.
Emporio de banho.
One of the best clinicas I have been too in Rio de Janeiro, great selection of slightly darker morneas with amazing curves, tits smiles and everything.
First session was with an amazing panthers did anal for 50 reais extra. Second session and had a couple more with her, a super blowjob freak, and fucking machine.
30 minutes 150 reais.
60 minutes 180 reais.
Sexy Hot Massagem.
Tried this clincia but didn't session, selection was about 6 girls but none of the with an appetite to fuck so I went out. Also in that building a lot more clinicas but I didn't session there as is had built quite a few regulars that all did very good sex and wasn't looking for any others.
Also did two escort one I had her number don't know of which it came from and the other I picked from copa after was having a drink with her that she confessed shje wa a garota de programa both of them carioca but the latter was curvy as fuck.
Hope it helps.
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[QUOTE=Fellas;2897604]As I was posting everyday regarding my adventure in Rio I decide I will write down everything I wen in one post. I'm a 38 year old fit guy that just decided to try Rio for the first time and as I did hours reading the forum I felt now it's my obligation to all of that give life to this forum to give my experience thanks to seasoned mongers that helped me plan my sex adventure without any sort of problems. I stayed at Barra the Tijuca Mediterraneo Flat centrally located and just 20 minutes from beach with all amenities within 15 minutes walk. I mainly visited clinicas and one club in Campinas. As already stated using the metro is the best solution to visit termas especially in centro where the real thing is.
Hope it helps.[/QUOTE]This is incredibly helpful to a first timer in Brazil (Sept.). Do you think any of the girls would have been amenable to BBFS (for a fee of course)? And any willing to meet at hotel off work hours for sex?
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[QUOTE=Fellas;2897604]As I was posting everyday regarding my adventure in Rio I decide I will write down everything I wen in one post. I'm a 38 year old fit guy that just decided to try Rio for the first time and as [b]I did hours reading the forum I felt now it's my obligation to all of that give life to this forum to give my experience thanks to seasoned mongers that helped me plan my sex adventure without any sort of problems.[/b]I stayed at Barra the Tijuca Mediterraneo Flat centrally located and just 20 minutes from beach with all amenities within 15 minutes walk. I mainly visited clinicas and one club in Campinas. As already stated using the metro is the best solution to visit termas especially in centro where the real thing is.[/QUOTE]Thanks for posting your experiences. You have provided useful information that anyone can appreciate.
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Thanks, great report.
[QUOTE=Fellas;2897604]As I was posting everyday regarding my adventure in Rio I decide I will write down everything I wen in one post. I'm a 38 year old fit guy that just decided to try Rio for the first time and as I did hours reading the forum I felt now it's my obligation to all of that give life to this forum to give my experience thanks to seasoned mongers that helped me plan my sex adventure without ananksy sort of problems. I stayed at Barra the Tijuca Mediterraneo Flat centrally located and just 20 minutes from beach with all amenities within 15 minutes walk. I mainly visited clinicas and one club in Campinas. As already stated using the metro is the best solution to visit termas especially in centro where the real thing is.
Barra the Tijuca.
Euro Rio Spa:
Best sex in barra, did 4 girls mainly all from recreio, all morenas, and all great sex, 2 of them did anal without any extra price, after a nice lunch at Academia de cachaca which is at the corner of the building and reasonably priced. Have to register to go in and two of the girls I kept seeing regular.
40 minutes 200 reais.
60 minutes 220 reais.
Eros Spa.
My first fuck in Brazil was here, I did 4 girls also here, 2 of them where excellent Maia and Michely and the other 2 robotic sex without pleasure at all Sara also did anal for extra 100 reais and Paulianna.
30 min 150 reais.
60 minutes 250 reais.
Recreio teraipas.
I went during the carnival period and only 2 girls where available both of them not doable but since I was there I did one from amazona with a very nice massage and blowjob but boring sex.
30 minutes 200 reais.
60 minutes 250 reais.
Eden Spa 302.
Down to copa, went by the building and boys were hanging down business cards of Eden spa. First day went at 302, had a quiet nice selection chose a morena but was the most boring fuck out of all.
The other day tried 402 also nice selection, did a slight darker than Morena with a very good blowjob but wanted to get rid of me quickly which I did like but much better than 302.
30 min 170 reais.
60 minutes 220 reais.
Dudas Massagem.
Here the real adventure begin in Centro, a coffee at Confeitera Colombo or Confeitaria Manon, and back again to edifico central 156, register at the desk and head up to elevators.
Selection was nice I choose Safira quite nice GFE experience, also had a nice morena that I didn't session with. After a nicel lunch at either Galeto Liceum or Galeto Senador where the locals eat.
60 min 180 reais.
Bel plazer.
Just across the road edificio 185 no registration need head to elevator room 2114. Unfortunate selection wasn't that great but still managed to bang a nice indy look morena with amazing blowjob skills.
60 minutes 180 reais.
Dark Room.
After my coffee at Confeitera Colombo keep walking straight till you see the dark room banner and also guys hanging out flyers. Head into the building praca olavo bilac 28 register and go for floor 20 and walk up one set of stair to got to penthouse. Nice selection of girls went with thick Lais which was a sex maniac. Prices where one of the cheapest. Also in the same building there were other clinicas but I didn't session.
60 minutes 150 reais.
Emporio de banho.
One of the best clinicas I have been too in Rio de Janeiro, great selection of slightly darker morneas with amazing curves, tits smiles and everything.
First session was with an amazing panthers did anal for 50 reais extra. Second session and had a couple more with her, a super blowjob freak, and fucking machine.
30 minutes 150 reais.
60 minutes 180 reais.
Sexy Hot Massagem.
Tried this clincia but didn't session, selection was about 6 girls but none of the with an appetite to fuck so I went out. Also in that building a lot more clinicas but I didn't session there as is had built quite a few regulars that all did very good sex and wasn't looking for any others.
Also did two escort one I had her number don't know of which it came from and the other I picked from copa after was having a drink with her that she confessed shje wa a garota de programa both of them carioca but the latter was curvy as fuck.
Hope it helps.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Fellas;2897604]As I was posting everyday regarding my adventure in Rio I decide I will write down everything I wen in one post. I'm a 38 year old fit guy that just decided to try Rio for the first time and as I did hours reading the forum I felt now it's my obligation to all of that give life to this forum to give my experience thanks to seasoned mongers that helped me plan my sex adventure without any sort of problems. I stayed at Barra the Tijuca Mediterraneo Flat centrally located and just 20 minutes from beach with all amenities within 15 minutes walk. I mainly visited clinicas and one club in Campinas. As already stated using the metro is the best solution to visit termas especially in centro where the real thing is.
[/QUOTE]Excellent report. Just want to note that this: "I mainly visited clinicas and one club in Campinas. " refers to Sao Paulo, not Rio. Also "clinicas" in Rio are called prives. But that's just a little nitpicking, thanks!
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[QUOTE=Xpartan;2897814]Excellent report. Just want to note that this: "I mainly visited clinicas and one club in Campinas. " refers to Sao Paulo, not Rio. Also "clinicas" in Rio are called prives. But that's just a little nitpicking, thanks![/QUOTE]My newbie mistake, I will post about my Campinas Sao Paolo adventure soon.
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There Are No Friends in Termas.
Buddy is only half the word. Buddy Fucker.
So its Saturday. Satyr day. Vagabundo gets a message from a wingman, who comes out to Recreio. So Nina Deponca is over here. Man, she can empty a man's balls, and later that night, she does emplty wingman's testicles of sperm, probably swallows in a little hot tub pool at the Swing Club, Paris Cafe.
So with wingman, we hang at Vagabundo's apartment, and Nina comes over, and we watch some kinky porn, turns out we all like the same kink, which involves swinging, so since 3 is a odd number we had over to Paris Cafe.
We pick up a doubles / dupla partner the way a rich cult like Sammie Rhodes would pick up a doubles partner in long island, which is why she needs to be put down in a suruba com pretos. The doubles partner we pick is the hottest morena in the club. We take said morena up to the roof, but it is 23 h30. The strip show and the rooms open at 01 h. So time to arrive is 24 h30.
Lesson learned.
Since the rooms are not open, we do our dupla dupla out in the pool area, with some towels. I mean, we are fucking on the concrete, knees on the concrete, and Nina Deponca sucks me on command, and I kind of stroke my limp willie between her butt cheeks, get it barely up, and kinda fuck her, bare. Then, Nina Deponca, being a veteran doubles partner comes and takes my face and puts it between morena's cheeks.
While Morena is sucking off wingman.
I mean, it is a swing.
Wingman and Morena fuck.
I fuck Nina deponca. It is a pool, and it is a sex club, so, then, I eat out Morena, and make her cum like a friggin virgin getting her hymen removed for the first time, on my fingers, on my tongue, and on my two glowing pink dildos which are USB re chargeable.
Like I said, there are no friends in strip clubs. It is every dick for himself. But I have blown a load, sort of between Nina Deponca's cheeks. So, I kind of stroke my limp meat in the water while I eat out Morena. I mean, the water was clean when I got in.
And I mean Morena Clara Swimsuit model cums and cums, and moans, and I tell her, eu sou seu escravo.
She leaves after an hour. Nina Deponca blows my wingman, and swallows his load. Wingman rates Nina Deponca's blow job as superior to Morena. So, later Morena returns to the top floor, where Wingman is hitting the road for the uber back to centro.
Now, Morena is with another customer, who fucks her in the pool, and fucks her in the lawn furniture in the middle of the club. Meanwhile, Vagabundo having remembered that he did not mega dose his usual ED cocktail of generic cialis and generic viagra goes down stairs, to the locker, and doses up. Truly, Vagabundo's dick game has not been all that it should because of stress, stress, and more stress, and lack of exercise, so soon, Vagabundo will get a yoga matt, do a hour of youtube yoga, and 10 rounds on the heavy bag, and a hour of swimming in his little 10 meter x 10 meter pool, like 653 laps to do a half mile, and do mother fucking dupla after dupla after dupla with morena clara and nina deponca, and be a little escravo photographer with his go pro and dji action 4. And you fucks will sign up to my onlyfans, because that is all I aspire to -- to write great porn fiction, like henry miller, tropic of recreio, tropic of cancer.
Man, Vagabundo is now 55 and has lost a step. He will become a jiu jitsu wrestling boxing stud to hammer the womb of morena. Man, Brazil is the fucking jungle, and Brazil rocks.
OK, so it is like 02 h, and Nina Deponca and Vagabundo are at the pool, Morena is getting ploughed by client #2, and Vagabundo face fucks then doggy style fucks Nina Deponca because he wants to watch Morena fuck. Then Vagabundo fucks Nina Deponca, bare, and blows a load, finally in her pussy, while client #2 is fucking morena loudly in the middle of the upstairs.
These discordant memories intersect like the fields of fire of 60 milimeter mortars and M-60 machine guns buttoning up a bunker before Vagabundo takes a 83 milimeter SMAW, and drops a thermobaric round right into the fact that morena clara came loudly on his face and dildos and fingers and tongue, and now Morena is getting ploughed by customer #2.
Then, Vagabundo walks up to customer #2 and gets his number, and gets the number of the mulatta negra who was getting ploughed bare by a euro zone customer because Vagabundo wants to fuck the mulatta too, along with the morena.
Now, the Vagabundos are back in the love shack, and vagabundo ploughs nina deponca who says, rightly, that she is not paid enough (400 reais) for a long night of sucking and fucking vagabundo's dick, wingman's dick, morena's pussy and ass, and translating and giving social proof to the deviant behavior of Lieutenant Commander Joseph Vagabundo, SWISS NAVY Retired.
489 reais too was paid for drinks and entrada, which was only 80 reais for the couple, the rest being whiskeys for the group.
Selah. So it goes.
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Heading to RIO
I wanted to say thank you to Vagabundo1 and everyone else who has provided a lot of information for me to research on my upcoming trip to Rio. I'll be there on the 7th of March in the early morning and we have gotten clearance to have early check in since I'm flying in around 8 am. My two buddies are coming on the night of the 8th so I have about 2 days to monger on my own, then we will all wander around together.
I have confirmed I can have guests over to the penthouse we are renting which is nice if that becomes an option. Definitely going to hit Whiskeria 4 x4 and probably Centaurus and then from there. May try hiring some girls from Leblonescorts website.
We are staying in Ipanema / Aropador for reference. If anyone has any bars or restaurants in that area that would be worth checking out, or want to meet up. I'll be around. If you have any hints / tips for women options beyond what I mentioned, let me know! Looking forward to being in Rio. Weather looks kind of rainy unfortunately. Oh well.
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Here it is in Portoguese. Nina Deponca was quite honored, amused, and laughed at reading it, like Penthouse Letters, or Jorge Amado to me. I have now fucked her like 3 times today, 3 times yesterday including once before going to the club which along with the whiskey is probably why I was a little limp dicked when up in the arena, though up there I did creampie Nina Deponca once, and shot a few empty wads across her ass. So, I will pay her like 400 reais for all the fucking sucking massaging cleaning and translation, not to mention swapping like a doubles playing sammie rhodes with some huge brazilian dick up her white, privileged Patricinha ass, and we have follow on plans with the equipe here in Recreio, where we may just start some subverse podcast in Paris Cafe, to survive the ongoing and next few world wars, a band of libertines, escaped from Paris. To Paris.
Andão há amigos them Termas.
Amigo é apenas metade the palavra. Amigo filho the puta.
Então é sábado. DIA do sátiro. Vagabundo recebe mensagem de um ala, que vai até o Recreio. Então Nina Deponca está aqui. Cara, ela pode esvaziar as bolas de um homem e, mais tarde naquela noite, ela esvazia os testículos de esperma do ala, provavelmente engole them uma pequena banheira de hidromassagem no Swing Club, Paris Cafe.
Então, com o ala, ficamos no apartamento do Vagabundo, e a Nina vem e assistimos um filme pornô excêntrico, acontece que todos andós gostamos the mesma perversão, que envolve swing, então como 3 é um andúmero ímpar, fomos ao Café Paris.
Escolhemos uma parceira de duplas / duplas the mesma forma que um culto rico como Sammie Rhodes escolheria uma parceira de duplas them Long Island, e é por isso que ela precisa ser colocada them uma suruba com pretos. A dupla que escolhemos é a morena mais gostosa do clube. Levamos a dita morena até o telhado, mas são 23 h30. O show de strip e as salas abrem à 01 h. Então o horário para chegar é 24 h30.
Lição aprendida.
Como os quartos andão são abertos, fazemos a nossa dupla dupla na área the piscina, com algumas toalhas. Quero dizer, estamos a foder no cimento, de joelhos no cimento, e Nina Deponca chupa-me ao comando, e eu meio que acaricio o meu pau mole entre as suas andádegas, levanto-o mal, e meio que a fodo, nua. Aí a Nina Deponca, sendo parceira veterana de duplas, vem e pega meu rosto e coloca entre as bochechas the morena.
Enquanto Morena está chupando o ala.
Quer dizer, é um balanço.
Wingman e Morena fodem.
Eu fodo Nina deponca. É uma piscina, e é um clube de sexo, então, eu como Morena fora, e faço ela gozar como uma maldita virgem tirando o hímen pela primeira vez, nos dedos, na língua e nos meus dois vibradores rosa brilhantes que são recarregáveis por USB.
Como eu disse, andão há amigos them clubes de strip. É cada pau por si. Mas eu estraguei muito, meio que entre as bochechas de Nina Deponca. Então, eu meio que acaricio minha carne mole na água enquanto como Morena. Quero dizer, a água estava limpa quando entrei.
E quero dizer Morena Clara Modelo de maiô goza e goza, e geme, e eu digo a ela, eu sou seu escravo.
Ela sai depois de uma hora. Nina Deponca chupa meu ala e engole sua carga. Wingman avalia o boquete de Nina Deponca como superior ao de Morena. Assim, mais tarde Morena retorna ao último andar, onde Wingman está pegando a estrada para o uber de volta ao centro.
Agora, Morena está com outro cliente, que transa com ela na piscina, e transa com ela no gramado do meio the boate. Enquanto isso, Vagabundo lembrando que andão tomou megadose de seu habitual coquetel para DE de cialis genérico e viagra genérico, desce as escadas, vai até o armário e toma a dose. Na verdade, o jogo de pau do Vagabundo andão tem sido tudo o que deveria por causa do estresse, estresse e mais estresse e falta de exercícios, então them breve o Vagabundo vai pegar um tapete de ioga, fazer uma hora de ioga no youtube e 10 rodadas no pesado saco, e uma hora nadando them sua piscininha de 10 metros x 10 metros, tipo 653 voltas para fazer meia milha, e fazer foda de mãe dupla após dupla após dupla com morena clara e nina deponca, e ser um fotógrafa escrava com seu vá para ação pro e dji 4. E vocês, idiotas, vão se inscrever no meu onlyfans, porque isso é tudo que eu aspiro. Escrever ótima ficção pornô, como Henry Miller, Trópico do Recreio, Trópico do seeâncer.
Cara, o Vagabundo está com 55 anos e perdeu um passo. Ele vai se tornar um garanhão de boxe de luta livre de jiu jitsu para martelar o ventre the morena. Cara, o Brasil é a porra the selva, e o Brasil é demais.
OK, então são 02 h, e Nina Deponca e Vagabundo estão na piscina, Morena está sendo arada pelo cliente andº 2, e a cara do Vagabundo fode depois estilo cachorrinho fode Nina Deponca porque ele quer ver Morena foder. Aí o Vagabundo fode a Nina Deponca, nua, e sopra uma carga, finalmente na bucetinha dela, enquanto a cliente #2 fode a morena ruidosamente no meio do andar de cima.
Essas memórias discordantes se cruzam como os campos de fogo de morteiros de 60 milímetros e metralhadoras M-60 abotoando um bunker antes de Vagabundo levar um SMAW de 83 milímetros e lançAR uma bala termobárica direto no fato de que morena clara veio ruidosamente them seu rosto e vibradores e dedos e língua, e agora Morena está sendo atacada pelo cliente andº 2.
Aí o Vagabundo vai até o cliente andº 2 e pega o andúmero dele, e pega o andúmero the mulata negra que estava sendo arrasada por um cliente the zona euro porque o Vagabundo quer foder a mulata também, junto com a morena.
Agora, os Vagabundos estão de volta à barraca do amor, e o vagabundo ara Nina Deponca que diz, com razão, que andão recebe o suficiente (400 reais) para uma longa noite de chupar e foder o pau do vagabundo, o pau do ala, a bucetinha e o cuzinho the morena, e traduzir e dar prova social ao comportamento desviante do Tenente Comandante Joseph Vagabundo, aposentado the MARINHA SUÍÇA.
Também foram pagos 489 reais pelas bebidas e entrada, que foram apenas 80 reais para o casal, sendo o restante youísques para o grupo.
Selá. Assim vai.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2898193]There Are No Friends in Termas.
Buddy is only half the word. Buddy Fucker.
So its Saturday. Satyr day. Vagabundo gets a message from a wingman, who comes out to Recreio. So Nina Deponca is over here. Man, she can empty a man's balls, and later that night, she does emplty wingman's testicles of sperm, probably swallows in a little hot tub pool at the Swing Club, Paris Cafe.
So with wingman, we hang at Vagabundo's apartment, and Nina comes over, and we watch some kinky porn, turns out we all like the same kink, which involves swinging, so since 3 is a odd number we had over to Paris Cafe.
We pick up a doubles / dupla partner the way a rich cult like Sammie Rhodes would pick up a doubles partner in long island, which is why she needs to be put down in a suruba com pretos. The doubles partner we pick is the hottest morena in the club. We take said morena up to the roof, but it is 23 h30. The strip show and the rooms open at 01 h. So time to arrive is 24 h30.
Lesson learned.
Since the rooms are not open, we do our dupla dupla out in the pool area, with some towels. I mean, we are fucking on the concrete, knees on the concrete, and Nina Deponca sucks me on command, and I kind of stroke my limp willie between her butt cheeks, get it barely up, and kinda fuck her, bare. Then, Nina Deponca, being a veteran doubles partner comes and takes my face and puts it between morena's cheeks.
While Morena is sucking off wingman.
I mean, it is a swing.
Wingman and Morena fuck.
I fuck Nina deponca. It is a pool, and it is a sex club, so, then, I eat out Morena, and make her cum like a friggin virgin getting her hymen removed for the first time, on my fingers, on my tongue, and on my two glowing pink dildos which are USB re chargeable.
Like I said, there are no friends in strip clubs. It is every dick for himself. But I have blown a load, sort of between Nina Deponca's cheeks. So, I kind of stroke my limp meat in the water while I eat out Morena. I mean, the water was clean when I got in.
And I mean Morena Clara Swimsuit model cums and cums, and moans, and I tell her, eu sou seu escravo.
She leaves after an hour. Nina Deponca blows my wingman, and swallows his load. Wingman rates Nina Deponca's blow job as superior to Morena. So, later Morena returns to the top floor, where Wingman is hitting the road for the uber back to centro.
Now, Morena is with another customer, who fucks her in the pool, and fucks her in the lawn furniture in the middle of the club. Meanwhile, Vagabundo having remembered that he did not mega dose his usual ED cocktail of generic cialis and generic viagra goes down stairs, to the locker, and doses up. Truly, Vagabundo's dick game has not been all that it should because of stress, stress, and more stress, and lack of exercise, so soon, Vagabundo will get a yoga matt, do a hour of youtube yoga, and 10 rounds on the heavy bag, and a hour of swimming in his little 10 meter x 10 meter pool, like 653 laps to do a half mile, and do mother fucking dupla after dupla after dupla with morena clara and nina deponca, and be a little escravo photographer with his go pro and dji action 4. And you fucks will sign up to my onlyfans, because that is all I aspire to -- to write great porn fiction, like henry miller, tropic of recreio, tropic of cancer.
Man, Vagabundo is now 55 and has lost a step. He will become a jiu jitsu wrestling boxing stud to hammer the womb of morena. Man, Brazil is the fucking jungle, and Brazil rocks.
OK, so it is like 02 h, and Nina Deponca and Vagabundo are at the pool, Morena is getting ploughed by client #2, and Vagabundo face fucks then doggy style fucks Nina Deponca because he wants to watch Morena fuck. Then Vagabundo fucks Nina Deponca, bare, and blows a load, finally in her pussy, while client #2 is fucking morena loudly in the middle of the upstairs.
These discordant memories intersect like the fields of fire of 60 milimeter mortars and M-60 machine guns buttoning up a bunker before Vagabundo takes a 83 milimeter SMAW, and drops a thermobaric round right into the fact that morena clara came loudly on his face and dildos and fingers and tongue, and now Morena is getting ploughed by customer #2.
Then, Vagabundo walks up to customer #2 and gets his number, and gets the number of the mulatta negra who was getting ploughed bare by a euro zone customer because Vagabundo wants to fuck the mulatta too, along with the morena.
Now, the Vagabundos are back in the love shack, and vagabundo ploughs nina deponca who says, rightly, that she is not paid enough (400 reais) for a long night of sucking and fucking vagabundo's dick, wingman's dick, morena's pussy and ass, and translating and giving social proof to the deviant behavior of Lieutenant Commander Joseph Vagabundo, SWISS NAVY Retired.
489 reais too was paid for drinks and entrada, which was only 80 reais for the couple, the rest being whiskeys for the group.
Selah. So it goes.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=ThighGappin;2898303]I wanted to say thank you to Vagabundo1 and everyone else who has provided a lot of information for me to research on my upcoming trip to Rio. I'll be there on the 7th of March in the early morning and we have gotten clearance to have early check in since I'm flying in around 8 am. My two buddies are coming on the night of the 8th so I have about 2 days to monger on my own, then we will all wander around together.
I have confirmed I can have guests over to the penthouse we are renting which is nice if that becomes an option. Definitely going to hit Whiskeria 4 x4 and probably Centaurus and then from there. May try hiring some girls from Leblonescorts website.
We are staying in Ipanema / Aropador for reference. If anyone has any bars or restaurants in that area that would be worth checking out, or want to meet up. I'll be around. If you have any hints / tips for women options beyond what I mentioned, let me know! Looking forward to being in Rio. Weather looks kind of rainy unfortunately. Oh well.[/QUOTE]Upscale eateries: Try Marius in Leme for seafood rodizio, the Churrascaria Palace next to the Palace hotel for meats with an excellent buffet, and have a meal at Confeteria Colombo in Centro for amazing old time ambiance. All three are pricey, but worth every penny IMHO.
Mongering: Gee, RTFF, seriously. You never mentioned how long you're staying, but you can't get bored in Rio. I never tried Leblonescorts, but I've never been screwed with BarraVIP when I just felt lazy. For prives try the ones at 583 NS (yes, there are a few including the famed Eden). Spend 2-3 days in Centro exploring prives there, like Dark Room, Onix, Bel Prazer and others (again RTFF, or GParena, or contact Vadabundo to take you on a tour). For Centro, I would book a room at a hotel for a day or even overnight (it's cheap, probably $30-40 for cash) to recuperate at the roof pool between your escapades. And always take numbers from the girls you'd want to bring back to your PH.
Also, if you're willing to pay for Centaurus, why not try Monte Carlo and Solarium? Can find rare gems there too.
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[QUOTE=Xpartan;2898376]Upscale eateries: Try Marius in Leme for seafood rodizio, the Churrascaria Palace next to the Palace hotel for meats with an excellent buffet, and have a meal at Confeteria Colombo in Centro for amazing old time ambiance. All three are pricey, but worth every penny IMHO.
Mongering: Gee, RTFF, seriously. You never mentioned how long you're staying, but you can't get bored in Rio. I never tried Leblonescorts, but I've never been screwed with BarraVIP when I just felt lazy. For prives try the ones at 583 NS (yes, there are a few including the famed Eden). Spend 2-3 days in Centro exploring prives there, like Dark Room, Onix, Bel Prazer and others (again RTFF, or GParena, or contact Vadabundo to take you on a tour). For Centro, I would book a room at a hotel for a day or even overnight (it's cheap, probably $30-40 for cash) to recuperate at the roof pool between your escapades. And always take numbers from the girls you'd want to bring back to your PH.
Also, if you're willing to pay for Centaurus, why not try Monte Carlo and Solarium? Can find rare gems there too.[/QUOTE]I'm there from the 7th to the 12th. Enough time to have some fun for sure.
BarraVIP is hard for me to navigate as I don't read or understand Portuguese. Leblon has an English version and also lists which ladies are English speaking (fluent, basic etc). It's not a requirement but certainly makes things easier to have a better night! It's similar to when I see the Russian girls that visit the USA. Most have a pretty good handle on their English but some are very very basic and it is much harder to bond.
I've got about 17 hours in the airports and plane to get to Rio so I will be going back and reading more and more, no worries. I appreciate the food suggestions, price isn't really a concern for the most part. It's about half price for the girls compared to what I spend in the US. I'll be there in three days and I cannot wait! Rain looks like it is gone from the weather report which is also nice!
Any other restaurants / bars anyone would recommend for good breakfast / lunch or dinner spots? Reminder we are in Arpoador near the Hotel Fasano.
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Question to guys that have stayed in Brazil for a month or more. I'm considering doing a month trip this year. I can pick any month I want except carnival month. What month would you pick, when the weather is best, the water is warmest, and the girls are most plentiful. Does it get boring when you stay longer than the usual 10 days that most of us do. What's your MO to fill all that time.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2898593]Question to guys that have stayed in Brazil for a month or more. I'm considering doing a month trip this year. I can pick any month I want except carnival month. What month would you pick, when the weather is best, the water is warmest, and the girls are most plentiful. Does it get boring when you stay longer than the usual 10 days that most of us do. What's your MO to fill all that time.[/QUOTE]January, February, March less Carnival. Water is always rather cool in Rio.
[URL]https://globorural.globo.com/previsao-do-tempo/noticia/2024/03/la-nina-probabilidade-do-fenomeno-voltar-em-2024-sobe-para-75percent-entenda.ghtml[/URL]
Since you're planning on this year, then it's December. The better travel deals are in November.
In case of NGO work or volunteering you may need a visa for that purpose.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2898593]Question to guys that have stayed in Brazil for a month or more. I'm considering doing a month trip this year. I can pick any month I want except carnival month. What month would you pick, when the weather is best, the water is warmest, and the girls are most plentiful. Does it get boring when you stay longer than the usual 10 days that most of us do. What's your MO to fill all that time.[/QUOTE]January.
Or March. I'm here now.
Actually, the day after Carnival ends.
Don't come when it is cold and rainy.
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Visa info needed please
Hi fellas.
On my way to Rio or Sao in few weeks, I'm thinking at the end of March or before 4/10 since that's the date BR reinstates the Visa requirements for USA residents and few other countries. Since I'm coming from Bogota Col, I looked at some flights from Avianca and their website is asking to have visa in advance as of 01/10. Now 1/10 was the date for the intial Visa requirement date, and was pushed to 4/10 so I didn't want to take the chance to pay for the ticket and get hassled at the Bogota airport since I don't have the visa. I'm not sure why such a huge airline is not up to date on the change or correct info. I didn't want to bother applying for it since I can receive it in Bra as long as it's before 4/10. What are some suggestions? Or what's the experience on arrival so far in Brazil or has anyone flown there recently taking Avianca?
I'll prob stay there 3-6 months. Any help is appreciated.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2898593]Question to guys that have stayed in Brazil for a month or more. I'm considering doing a month trip this year. I can pick any month I want except carnival month. What month would you pick, when the weather is best, the water is warmest, and the girls are most plentiful. Does it get boring when you stay longer than the usual 10 days that most of us do. What's your MO to fill all that time.[/QUOTE]I like March the best followed by November. I've never gotten bored. One reason is because if I'm staying that long then I move around to different cities. And I always try to throw in somewhere new that I haven't visited before. There's always a lot to do and see. And lots of garotas to fuck!
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I would come any month sooner the better.
Even July the water is cold for most people, but that is what rash guards and thin wet suits are made for if you are a ocean swimmer / surfer. When I think of the pool in Transamerica, to be fair, there is a point in about October where it gets warm enough to swim comfortably, but being comfortable is for cowards, rich white people from rich countries, cunts, and weak whining faggots and trannies, though there is nothing wrong with that judging by the fact that the rich American imperialists fly the rainbow flag next to the stars and stripes at their embassy, but then, so does the state of rio de Janeiro.
Yesterday, a hot hoar from a club was supposed to come by but she flaked on the offered 600 r pernoite (high for Vagabundo), probably because she had 3 hours booked at 500 an hour with some client; new girls can get that. So Vagabundo hit up the usual suspects, but slept alone, and had a great morning, alas, alone. Got to build up the team again. Vagabundo tends to scare them away, a downside of deterrence, but a necessary evil here in the jungle.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2898593]Question to guys that have stayed in Brazil for a month or more. I'm considering doing a month trip this year. I can pick any month I want except carnival month. What month would you pick, when the weather is best, the water is warmest, and the girls are most plentiful. Does it get boring when you stay longer than the usual 10 days that most of us do. What's your MO to fill all that time.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=TheCane;2898692]I like March the best followed by November. I've never gotten bored. One reason is because if I'm staying that long then I move around to different cities. And I always try to throw in somewhere new that I haven't visited before. There's always a lot to do and see. And lots of garotas to fuck![/QUOTE]What cities should I visit. On a normal 7 to 10 day trip, I just stick to Monte Carlo, 4 x4, solarium, Centaurus, New York, mv30, DV, will try Casablanca next trip and that's it. Throw in a massage parlor or 2 and that uses up my 7 to 10 days. I feel if I'm here a month, the turnover of girls at those places won't be fast enough and I won't see enough new girls when I go back. That's when I think I might get bored. How do I keep the variety going for the whole month. Where else should I go at night. I've been on ozempic, so I'm losing weight fast. 2 to 2. 5 pounds a week. If I lose 50 pounds in the next 6 months, I will be able to stand up on a surfboard again, which will keep my days busy at the beach, alternating between surfboard and bodyboard. The question is how do I keep the night time variety filled after running through previous establishments a couple times.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2898706]I would come any month sooner the better.
Even July the water is cold for most people, but that is what rash guards and thin wet suits are made for if you are a ocean swimmer / surfer. When I think of the pool in Transamerica, to be fair, there is a point in about October where it gets warm enough to swim comfortably, but being comfortable is for cowards, rich white people from rich countries, cunts, and weak whining faggots and trannies, though there is nothing wrong with that judging by the fact that the rich American imperialists fly the rainbow flag next to the stars and stripes at their embassy, but then, so does the state of rio de Janeiro.
Yesterday, a hot hoar from a club was supposed to come by but she flaked on the offered 600 r pernoite (high for Vagabundo), probably because she had 3 hours booked at 500 an hour with some client; new girls can get that. So Vagabundo hit up the usual suspects, but slept alone, and had a great morning, alas, alone. Got to build up the team again. Vagabundo tends to scare them away, a downside of deterrence, but a necessary evil here in the jungle.[/QUOTE]Your posts are the best. I'll be there in 2 days and I'm hopeful I don't get the cold shoulder but alas. Nothing a few Reals can't fix! I heard from a friend of a friend that Brazilian's love Outback Steakhouse. Is this true?? If so it's comical. I'm looking forward to NOT eating any American food from Thursday until Tuesday.
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[QUOTE=ThighGappin;2898828]I heard from a friend of a friend that Brazilian's love Outback Steakhouse. Is this true?? If so it's comical. I'm looking forward to NOT eating any American food from Thursday until Tuesday.[/QUOTE]It is a restaurant. They like it when they go, but I do not think anyone is sitting around thinking how much they love Outback. Not sure how you plan on not eating American food since the foods pretty much consist of the same ingredients. Maybe you mean you do not want it cooked in an American style.
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[QUOTE=Questner;2898613]January, February, March less Carnival. Water is always rather cool in Rio.
[URL]https://globorural.globo.com/previsao-do-tempo/noticia/2024/03/la-nina-probabilidade-do-fenomeno-voltar-em-2024-sobe-para-75percent-entenda.ghtml[/URL]
Since you're planning on this year, then it's December. The better travel deals are in November.
In case of NGO work or volunteering you may need a visa for that purpose.[/QUOTE]I have been in Rio during November, and it was cold and rainy.
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I don't know what you guys are talking about. I've been to Rio in all seasons, and the best to me is when I start seeing cariocas wearing jackets. To me it's great. I'll gladly take August through October over summer, the water is never too warm anyway, and I don't feel any temp difference at all. But it's still warm and pleasant as opposed to summer, which is violently hot, sweaty and often raining nonstop.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2898823]What cities should I visit. [/QUOTE]Where have you been and what do you like? A one-month stay gives you a lot of options.
1. Near Rio: Buzios, Ilha Grande for beaches, Petropolis and Parati for the colonial history.
2. SP.
3. Iguassu Falls: You must see this if you've never been.
4. Florianapolis and Santa Catarina for the beaches.
5. Salvador and the Northeast for food, history and beaches.
6. Manaus for the Amazon tours.
7. Lencois Marenhances (sp), for breathtaking landscapes, but it's not an easy destination.
However, if you're only interested in the hobby, I can't imagine that you (or anyone) won't find enough meninas in Rio to keep you occupied for a month.
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Split
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2898823]What cities should I visit. On a normal 7 to 10 day trip, I just stick to Monte Carlo, 4 x4, solarium, Centaurus, New York, mv30, DV, will try Casablanca next trip and that's it. Throw in a massage parlor or 2 and that uses up my 7 to 10 days. I feel if I'm here a month, the turnover of girls at those places won't be fast enough and I won't see enough new girls when I go back. That's when I think I might get bored. How do I keep the variety going for the whole month. Where else should I go at night.[/QUOTE]If you're going to stay a month, then at the very least do a Rio / Sampa split. Those are the two best mongering destinations in the country. You could do a couple of weeks in each city. Between the two of them there will be more places for you to go to day and night than you can shake a stick (and your dick) at! If you've got the budget (and staying power) to keep steady mongering for two weeks back to back in each city then it will all go by really fast I guarantee.
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Be careful what you wish for. The hottest newest girl at the terma is not the best choice, actually, especially when she flakes on a pernoite plan 2 x per week at 600 r after she already upsold the deal from 3 x 500 r, and then asks for 800 r. The Brazilians have a term, ohlos grandes. Big eyes. When you see this, shut it down and: a) go to the other girls in the club who would be glad to take 400 r once or twice a week, b) centro terma or prive girls who also are glad to take 200 r for BBFS in a hotel, or 300 r overnight, c) a non pro girl, like a certain churascuria waitress loira (blonde) who the other night in the churascuria said I have a boyfriend but she was really saying I don't want you to talk to me in the restaurant because later she was glad to make plans on whatsapp, and after a long day of wiping, needs her hot little pussy sucked and fucked.
Ramble on.
By the way, Google Fi works fine for voice and data to the US both from a wi fi apartment and on the street, the esim can be loaded even in Brazil, and it is cheaper than Tmobile where the mobile data doesn't even work anyway. For local Hi speed mobile data, get one of your girls to get a higher capacity plan on a chip, and a mobile wi fi hotspot like a Netgear Nighthawk bought used on amazon will work, just go into a claro store like in Recreio shopping and get the right APN. Brazil is a nightmare for data and cell plans; there is a professor of law at FGV who advocates for free internet for all Brazilians and I concur, but it is a pipe dream, so much money is made by the rich and getting richer by fucking the poor by these whack job plans where the price for a little data is set at a super high per mpbs rate by consumers, who, like smokers, just keep lighting up, and paying some douch teleco exec exorbitant rates so he can afford that beach front condo in Recreio while he has the strippers from Paris Cafe bent over on some sex furniture and he is shoving bright pink usb powered dildoes up her tight little virgin morena asshole while he smokes some healthy non cancerous ganja, and some underpaid recent catholic school graduate administers the raping of the poor by paying stupid rates on their temporada chips.
Leave the world behind, but bring cash, lawyers, and train some martial arts.
[QUOTE=ThighGappin;2898828]Your posts are the best. I'll be there in 2 days and I'm hopeful I don't get the cold shoulder but alas. Nothing a few Reals can't fix! I heard from a friend of a friend that Brazilian's love Outback Steakhouse. Is this true?? If so it's comical. I'm looking forward to NOT eating any American food from Thursday until Tuesday.[/QUOTE]
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I agree with this completely. I dislike the summer both because of the weather and the attitude of the girls about over pricing.
[QUOTE=Xpartan;2898933]I don't know what you guys are talking about. I've been to Rio in all seasons, and the best to me is when I start seeing cariocas wearing jackets. To me it's great. I'll gladly take August through October over summer, the water is never too warm anyway, and I don't feel any temp difference at all. But it's still warm and pleasant as opposed to summer, which is violently hot, sweaty and often raining nonstop.[/QUOTE]
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I found this non pro at a TV shoot. So designate her non pro target 2.
Also I should be sticking to prives like [URL]recreioterapias.com.br[/URL].
As I say and bubba boy before go to termas to get numbers and socialize, but bring your own pussy to fuck.
[QUOTE=ThighGappin;2898828]Your posts are the best. I'll be there in 2 days and I'm hopeful I don't get the cold shoulder but alas. Nothing a few Reals can't fix! I heard from a friend of a friend that Brazilian's love Outback Steakhouse. Is this true?? If so it's comical. I'm looking forward to NOT eating any American food from Thursday until Tuesday.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Xpartan;2898938]Where have you been and what do you like? A one-month stay gives you a lot of options.
1. Near Rio: Buzios, Ilha Grande for beaches, Petropolis and Parati for the colonial history.
2. SP.
3. Iguassu Falls: You must see this if you've never been.
4. Florianapolis and Santa Catarina for the beaches.
5. Salvador and the Northeast for food, history and beaches.
6. Manaus for the Amazon tours.
7. Lencois Marenhances (sp), for breathtaking landscapes, but it's not an easy destination.
However, if you're only interested in the hobby, I can't imagine that you (or anyone) won't find enough meninas in Rio to keep you occupied for a month.[/QUOTE]Do you recommend I book hotels on a day by day basi, so if I want to visit some place, I can just get a hotel there. Keep my options open. I don't know if I will like Sp for more than a night or two. There is no beach to go to in the day. Isn't SP a concrete jungle like BGC. What do you guys do there during the day. I definitely need to see the falls.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2898986]I agree with this completely. I dislike the summer both because of the weather and the attitude of the girls about over pricing.[/QUOTE]I think I might pick October. I didn't realize the summer rained every day. I should be at my optimum weight by then to party surf and fuck. Since you live in Barra long term, do you travel to different cities and islands and go to the falls, or do you just stay where you are, most of the time, and bang chicks on the regular.
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[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2898897]I have been in Rio during November, and it was cold and rainy.[/QUOTE]My recent November in Rio was in 2021 and it was balmy and fantastic. This 2023 it was very hot overall. One of the ways to guarantee dry holidays is to choose ABC (Aruba, Bonaire, Curacao).
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Some misunderstandings
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2899032]Do you recommend I book hotels on a day by day basi, so if I want to visit some place, I can just get a hotel there. Keep my options open.[/QUOTE]I recommended booking a room for convenience ONLY for those days when you're exploring Centro prives and termas. I don't -- god forbid -- recommend booking every day for the duration of your travel. That's insane.
Why is booking a hotel in Centro convenient? Because:
1. There are loads of walking involved and you're not a machine (at least I ain't), so:
2. After touring the building (might take 2-3 hours or more), you can come back to your room and recharge. Take a shower and lie down (or lie down with a cold beer by the pool). Then rinse and repeat.
3. It's cheap. Before Covid I booked a 2-room suite at Granada for something like $25-30 (overnight rate). You won't find rates like this now, but $35-40 cash shouldn't be a problem. The trick is to get them check you in in the morning, rather than 3 PM.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2899032] I definitely need to see the falls.[/QUOTE]Yes, you do. 3-4 days is enough, and it's one place where you'll hugely benefit from a guide with his own car. The distances are vast.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2899032]I don't know if I will like Sp for more than a night or two. There is no beach to go to in the day. Isn't SP a concrete jungle like BGC. What do you guys do there during the day. [/QUOTE]SP is worth visiting. It's amazingly green, has some wonderful parks, food, and street art scene, and the P2P venues are legendary. 3-4 days away from the beach won't kill you, LOL.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2899034]I think I might pick October. I didn't realize the summer rained every day.[/QUOTE]OK, I never said that it rains every day in summer. I said it TENDS to rain often in summer. Just to be clear, rains in Brazil can come at any time of the year, so don't get mad at me if get soaked in October, LOL.
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[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2898618]...What are some suggestions?...
... Any help is appreciated.[/QUOTE]I would try to go to an Avianca local office or call them to check. I am just thinking out loud, that will the odds be that I am the first US passport holder taking an Avianca flight and being turned away at late March?
Many of us have entered without problem. I don't even remember what airline I took. LOL. The check-in agent look at a different database, not their own online web site. I do have visa but did not print it and was not asked for it.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2899034]I think I might pick October. ..[/QUOTE]I also travel but I tend to stay in a place longer. I used to stay in Sao Paulo a few months at a time but now it is just a stop over for me because I found out there are so much more to explore. It's a great city. I think October is the start of raining season in Sao Paulo. I just carry umbrella and shoes for the raining weather. Plan your flight far in advance, otherwise it gets more expensive.
I am currently travelling with a few Brazilians. They arranged and prepaid everything before I arrived in Brazil. I just go alone for the ride. It's pretty interesting. There is no dull moment.
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Anytime is the right time to visit Brazil, but I would be aware of the big national holidays and plan accordingly. My last trip was in November / December and many clinicas (SP) were closed right before Christmas all the way through to a couple of days after New Years and the boates slowed down drastically during the same time frame. I didn't feel the lull thanks to my favorite girl with whom I had a very Merry Christmas and a happy, happy New Year. Carnival is something to consider as far as Rj is concerned. I avoid it like the plague, but a lot a guys might want to get into it. Up to you. Carnival in SP is a non-event that has no effect on our sport.
I prefer spring, summer and fall. Winter is good too, just bring a warm fall jacket and some base layers. Rain is a not a factor in my calculations.
I split my time 50/50 (SP & RJ) on my 1st two trips until I decided which town I preferred. Now I spend all my Brazil time, 6 weeks, in that city except for short 34-day side trips with my favorite girl. I have not taken her to Iguazu Falls yet, but that is on my to do list of short romantic side trips. I want explore the NE beaches someday, but I think that is a minimum 2-week trip, so it has been on my back burner for a while. My next trip is in June / July (winter) and I am taking a 3-day solo trip up to Campinas. It should be fun.
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Back in town
Just escaped from grey NYC, overjoyed as the plane left, thanks to the Long Island Rail Road and Penn Station getting me there with minimal aggravation. Arrived late with my driver waiting and a massage guy at home who gives really strong massages, paid BRL200 tips to keep everyone happy. Woke up this morning looking at ocean with a pretty young woman snuggling up to me. Just one girl this time. I was so tired after the trip I went to sleep after a BBJ. I'm happy to say that shelling out some $ for expert medical care of my mid 60 year old housekeeper (and quite reasonable, about BRL 18 k) she is staying on, relieved, grateful and more loyal than ever. A great investment. I think she treats me like a son, albeit one that walks around naked and bangs lovely young things in the sunshine by the pool. She just laughs at my antics and even brings refreshments to pace it out.
Vagabundo, check your PM, and maybe pony up some pics of Nina and Michelle Obama doppelganger I look forward to being part of a historic re-enactment of Bill Clinton and Monica.
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Nina is coming over today, waiting for the rain to lift a bit, and michelle noemie bilas Obama has just had a kid, and now her cell phone doesn't work, go figure. Nina pulls triple duty, fucking, cleaning, and even procuring the younger girls from the terma for my equipe (team). We shall see how things shake out this year, but I believe just staying in Brazil is the preferred course of action.
[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2899340]Just escaped from grey NYC, overjoyed as the plane left, thanks to the Long Island Rail Road and Penn Station getting me there with minimal aggravation. Arrived late with my driver waiting and a massage guy at home who gives really strong massages, paid BRL200 tips to keep everyone happy. Woke up this morning looking at ocean with a pretty young woman snuggling up to me. Just one girl this time. I was so tired after the trip I went to sleep after a BBJ. I'm happy to say that shelling out some $ for expert medical care of my mid 60 year old housekeeper (and quite reasonable, about BRL 18 k) she is staying on, relieved, grateful and more loyal than ever. A great investment. I think she treats me like a son, albeit one that walks around naked and bangs lovely young things in the sunshine by the pool. She just laughs at my antics and even brings refreshments to pace it out.
Vagabundo, check your PM, and maybe pony up some pics of Nina and Michelle Obama doppelganger I look forward to being part of a historic re-enactment of Bill Clinton and Monica.[/QUOTE]
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On Nina and playground
Wow, sort of like your own Ghislaine Maxwell, though the big difference is age appropriate 18+ consenting women, and secondly, not running a tawdry blackmail business featuring the Mayor of New York, Presidents, Prime Ministers, CEOs, celebrities and and the royal family. And that's from the little we know. He is lucky they did not bump him off sooner. Clearly he had no trusted friends, that's the rule at the top because of what tends to float to the top.
Does Nina also train them how to expertly get a man off or do you do that in joint training classes that are naturally co-ed?
Cristo Redentor looks out from Corcovado mountain and sees all, understands all, and forgives and blesses our sexual escapades.
Today I've had 4 pops, great beach day, cocktails and ready for bed. All those religious fruitcakes in the midwest foaming at the mouth cannot conceive of the Cyntherean delights of Rio, heart to heart, mouth to mouth and 19 year beautiful young women impaled. Maybe that's why they are so angry and frustrated looking at the ugly fat heifers waddling around Walmart looking for XXXXL clothing.
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Good idea
[QUOTE=Nounce;2899174]I would try to go to an Avianca local office or call them to check. I am just thinking out loud, that will the odds be that I am the first US passport holder taking an Avianca flight and being turned away at late March?
Many of us have entered without problem. I don't even remember what airline I took. LOL. The check-in agent look at a different database, not their own online web site. I do have visa but did not print it and was not asked for it.[/QUOTE]You're right they have a local office here in Bog I'll see if I can head there or call hopefully they have Eng. If not I may just apply for that visa. We all have lazy days, I'll prob just get it done next few days and hopefully approved before 3/30. Thanks.
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2898880]It is a restaurant. They like it when they go, but I do not think anyone is sitting around thinking how much they love Outback. ....[/QUOTE]I think it is the ambiance is more comfortable like the A/C, not the food. One can often find them and other chain restaurants in the malls. It's like when I go to one of this places I would choose an Brazilian one, not an American one. The locals just do the same as me which is the opposite choice.
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My Favorite RJ Steak Houses
Maybe it is the class of girls I take out to dinner, but I have never been with a RJ girl who suggested we go to the Outback. You got to be kidding me.
One girl I used to see a lot of suggested Mocellin Steakhouse in Barra which an excellent Brazilian churrascaria style steakhouse and I is highly recommend it.
Another girl I used to see a lot of liked Pobre Juan inside the Av. Das America high end "Village" shopping mall. This would be my choice for the best mall eaterie in town, but this is not an all you can eat type of place. When I went there with this girl the head waiter set us up in a very private booth where we drank wine and fooled around with each other plenty over dinner. I had a great time and it is a great restaurant!
But my 2 favorite steak houses in RJ are over in Leblon: one is called Giuseppe Grill and it is a real 1st class steak joint. If you want to impress a girl or just want to have a great dinner, go to this place. It is not all you can eat steak joint either.
The other place that I am really fond of is CT Boucherie Steak House on Rua Dias Ferreira, 636 in Leblon. CT is a small store front restaurant that serves high quality steaks to order and customers are offered 7 or 8 sides all freshly prepared at no additional cost. You don't get 1 side, you get as many you want! The sides keep on coming until you are through. It is a great informal place to go and I like it a lot.
Here is a tip on churrascaria style all you can eat steakhouses: when you plate is full of meats, flip the coin from green to red to signal you are in pause mode. When you are done with the meats on plate at hand, flip the coin back to green and a bell boy will remove your old plate and give you a new one. Then the waiters will come on by with cuts to try. And keep flipping the coin until you can't eat another bite. LOL. That is the problem with the churrascaria style places and why I prefer steakhouses where I can order just one cut of beef that I prefer plus a side or two and not indulge in overeating. But that's my personal taste. If you have never done a churrascaria style steakhouse, go to Mocellin Steakhouse and enjoy the feast.
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Churrascarias
[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2899618]That is the problem with the churrascaria style places and why I prefer steakhouses where I can order just one cut of beef that I prefer plus a side or two and not indulge in overeating. But that's my personal taste.[/QUOTE]I remember the first time I went to a Brazilian churrascaria. It was in Rio, and man I was worried they were going to bring me meat for dessert too LMAO! I was surprised I even had room left for dessert LOL! I'm like you. I prefer not to indulge in overeating. But as you say, if you're one who's never done the all the meat you can eat thing, then definitely go for it at least once. You'll never forget the experience that's for sure!
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If you want real carioca the gema tier 1 food look for Casuarina (in Recreio and now in Botafogo) or Na Brasa Colombia (original in Botafogo, and now in Recreio, Barra, Copa.).
[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2899618]Maybe it is the class of girls I take out to dinner, but I have never been with a RJ girl who suggested we go to the Outback. You got to be kidding me.
One girl I used to see a lot of suggested Mocellin Steakhouse in Barra which an excellent Brazilian churrascaria style steakhouse and I is highly recommend it.
Another girl I used to see a lot of liked Pobre Juan inside the Av. Das America high end "Village" shopping mall. This would be my choice for the best mall eaterie in town, but this is not an all you can eat type of place. When I went there with this girl the head waiter set us up in a very private booth where we drank wine and fooled around with each other plenty over dinner. I had a great time and it is a great restaurant!
But my 2 favorite steak houses in RJ are over in Leblon: one is called Giuseppe Grill and it is a real 1st class steak joint. If you want to impress a girl or just want to have a great dinner, go to this place. It is not all you can eat steak joint either.
The other place that I am really fond of is CT Boucherie Steak House on Rua Dias Ferreira, 636 in Leblon. CT is a small store front restaurant that serves high quality steaks to order and customers are offered 7 or 8 sides all freshly prepared at no additional cost. You don't get 1 side, you get as many you want! The sides keep on coming until you are through. It is a great informal place to go and I like it a lot.
Here is a tip on churrascaria style all you can eat steakhouses: when you plate is full of meats, flip the coin from green to red to signal you are in pause mode. When you are done with the meats on plate at hand, flip the coin back to green and a bell boy will remove your old plate and give you a new one. Then the waiters will come on by with cuts to try. And keep flipping the coin until you can't eat another bite. LOL. That is the problem with the churrascaria style places and why I prefer steakhouses where I can order just one cut of beef that I prefer plus a side or two and not indulge in overeating. But that's my personal taste. If you have never done a churrascaria style steakhouse, go to Mocellin Steakhouse and enjoy the feast.[/QUOTE]
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1st day in Rio success
So I found out I'm near the surfing zone in Ipanema. Our place we rented is spectacular and I can see almost what the surfers are wearing but not quite. But we are close to the beach - 1 block away. I went up and down the entire beach just checking out the local flavor. Good 2 hour walk.
Made a phone call to one of the sites and had a girl here in under an hour. She was fantastic and spoke fair english. We needed to google translate a couple of times but not bad. She said she is taking private English lessons. The boss offered to have 2 girls (her friend) come over but I chose just one to test the waters. They will both be coming over at some point but I'm going to take today to visit Centaurus or Monte Carlo I think. I am only a few blocks apparently from Centaurus. Looks like 4 x4 is closed on weekends (weird) so we will go Monday out last day here.
Just went to the grocery store and bought a bunch of food and beer. Tried Uber and they have all the grocery stores but it's terrible. Twice I tried and the order just dies in the system. Four hours for the first effort. 2 hours for the second. I had to cancel them both which is a nightmare and then I just did it myself. Oh well.
Really going to hit some bars in Ipanema / Leblon as well as hit some food options in both. So far so good.
Again. Thank you to everyone who made this trip possible with your information!
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[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2899618]Maybe it is the class of girls I take out to dinner, but I have never been with a RJ girl who suggested we go to the Outback. You got to be kidding me.
One girl I used to see a lot of suggested Mocellin Steakhouse in Barra which an excellent Brazilian churrascaria style steakhouse and I is highly recommend it.
.[/QUOTE]Have you ever tried the Malta beef club? I highly recommend it, they have several locations in Rio.
[URL]https://guide.michelin.com/en/rio-de-janeiro-region/rio-de-janeiro/restaurant/malta-beef-club[/URL]
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Mabs
I was in Mabs last night looking for something relatively early at midnight, I didn't want to wait for Dolce Vita to get busy. I sat down at a table ordered a beer, the place was pretty crowded, the selection of girls was mixed in the lineup. There were a few dark skinned girls very tall sleek legs and dressed very nice, they weren't pushy. During my time there 4 girls came over and sat at my table. One had a very pretty face but body was a little out of shape, she spoke good English and asked for 1,000 reais, when I told her to leave she was very surprised, not the fantasy I was looking for. One other I saw from far away looked great, nice figure, dressed very nice, cool hairstyle, she came over and sat down, up close I can see just a little too much mileage on the face. She asked for a drink and a plate of spaghetti, I told her I was leaving. The table behind me was a younger American with 27 tattoos, loud big guy having fun, he had 2 girls at his table that I had already turned down, they were all eating, drinking and doing shots, I hope it was worth it to him.
I finished my beers and got up to leave and noticed a young girl I had been seeing all night, I sat down next to her on a bench, I looked closely at her, no mileage, nice white skin 20 years old. She offered me a fair price, I thought it was the best I could do. Best part about it was she was young and had a flawless body, her sex skills needed some improvement but I enjoyed myself anyway, I think she was new in the business. Maybe DV tonight but I don't like staying up late anymore.
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Churrascaria dictionary, thesaurus, and survival guide
[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2899618]Maybe it is the class of girls I take out to dinner, but I have never been with a RJ girl who suggested we go to the Outback. You got to be kidding me.
One girl I used to see a lot of suggested Mocellin Steakhouse in Barra which an excellent Brazilian churrascaria style steakhouse and I is highly recommend it.[/QUOTE]Never been, but will try next time I'm in town.
In the meantime, here is a short guide for our brothers who haven't yet tried the 8th Wonder of the World, which is an all-you-can-eat Brazilian steakhouse.
Just to be clear this is for newbies, not experts or residents.
1. When you hear words rodizio and churrascaria, it basically means the same thing: all-you-can-eat buffet with waiters circling your table with different meat cuts.
2. The first thing you must remember is that a Churrascaria is a business. They want to keep everyone happy and yet spend as little money as possible. How? By serving you loads and loads of inferior meats.
3. Good things come to those who wait. If you really want to get some quality meats -- and you must because you're paying American / European prices -- you'll have to say Nao Obrigado muitos vezes. Otherwise, you'll quickly find yourself totally full, out of breath and completely fucked by your friendly and smiling meat carver. Look at Brazilian customers at the tables around you. They aren't rushing anywhere.
4. Here are the most important words to remember: Picanha, Alcatra, and Fraldinha, or prime top sirloin, top sirloin and bottom sirloin. I personally love Fraldinha better than the other two, but that's because I'm strange and different. Most prefer Picanha, but you can't go wrong with any of them.
5. File mignon? Fuck file mignon. In Brazil file mignon is not what you think. It's just a decent cut of meat, which can be quite tough, though.
6. I also like lamb cuts. All kind of them. When I hear carneiro, the happiness is there. Almost rhymes.
7. Ribs are called costelas. Costela for beef ribs and costela de carneiro for lamb.
8. I also like chicken hearts (coracoa de frango) and chicken liver (whatever it's called, you'll know it when you see it).
9. You can write these words down on a piece of paper, so your server could see it. That's all it takes, no Portuguese necessary.
10. I have a rule. If I don't get the meat I want after 5 waiter rounds or 15 minutes, I'll tell them to bring me some of the stuff I want. It always worked for me in Brazil.
11. What to do in the meantime? Their buffets are fabulous. Some people forgo buffets. They work on a concept of stuffing themselves with as much meat as humanly possible. I don't know. I just gorge on delicious food.
The End.
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[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2899618]Maybe it is the class of girls I take out to dinner, but I have never been with a RJ girl who suggested we go to the Outback. You got to be kidding me.[/QUOTE]Yeah sounds like you are hanging out with some snobs. Meanwhile my girl gets off work (nurse) downtown and we take the metro up north. She has me waiting for her while she is in line 25 minutes at the grocery store in Pavuna to buy a frozen pizza. We walk 15 minutes to her house and she warms it up and we eat it in front of the TV watching soap operas with her mom and her dogs.
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[QUOTE=Xpartan;2899697]2. The first thing you must remember is that a Churrascaria is a business. They want to keep everyone happy and yet spend as little money as possible. How? By serving you loads and loads of inferior meats.[/QUOTE]I have said before that my girlfriend's son used to work at a slaughterhouse. He said they butcher 200 heads per day. The good meat they send to the USA and Europe and the bad meat they keep in Brazil. I have never had any good meat at one of those churrascos (or from the grocery store in Brazil). As a matter of fact, last week I ate at a Brazilian churrasco in Kenya (Fogo Gaucho) and the meat was way better than it is in Brazil.
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Food
[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2899618]Maybe it is the class of girls I take out to dinner, [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=RioBob;2899689]Have you ever tried the Malta beef club? I highly recommend it, they have several locations in Rio.
[URL]https://guide.michelin.com/en/rio-de-janeiro-region/rio-de-janeiro/restaurant/malta-beef-club[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for your food recommendations! I going to add them to my list for my next visit.
Also, additional Rio Michelin Guide Restaurants.
[URL]https://guide.michelin.com/en/br/rio-de-janeiro-region/rio-de-janeiro/restaurants?sort=distance[/URL]
I will also add, Marius Degustare Restaurant. Av. Atlântica, 290 Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro. RJ - Brazil.
[URL]https://marius.com.br/marius[/URL]
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Friday Night Lights.
Vagabundo got a text and call from Vagabundo #2 out here in Recreio at 20 h or so. Vagabundo 2 is a Swiss Navy Veteran who picked an apartment out here in recreio, and Vagabundo followed in trace with a 1 year lease whereas Vagabundo 2 is on a 30 month lease. The apartments are big. The location is optimal due to the property bang for the buck. Vagabundo has like 2 regular bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a maids room that could be a office, a big living room with like recessed red stripper lights obviously installed by the owner paratrooper who is a little bit of a character, and a real kitchen, a washing machine, and a real balcony.
OK, so we uber over to Perla, have dinner at Guacamole first, and then I locate a loira who gives up her pussy bare, and it's on. 350 r for 40 minutes 50 r for the bare vagina, and a nice ride, a good way to blow off some steam. I have all the numbers of all the top girls, its just a matter of the right vibe. Vagabundo2 heads over to Vila Mimosa. Vagabundo heads back to the Recreio love shack, and settles in for some sleep.
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[QUOTE=RioBob;2899689]Have you ever tried the Malta beef club? I highly recommend it, they have several locations in Rio.
[URL]https://guide.michelin.com/en/rio-de-janeiro-region/rio-de-janeiro/restaurant/malta-beef-club[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for the recommendation. The restaurant looks good and I have added it to my RJ google map so I will check it out next time I am in RJ.
P.S. I could relate to your Mabs story about how you noticed a girl with a hot body just as you were about to leave the place.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2899655]If you want real carioca the gema tier 1 food look for Casuarina (in Recreio and now in Botafogo) or Na Brasa Colombia (original in Botafogo, and now in Recreio, Barra, Copa.).[/QUOTE]Thanks for the solid any day / everyday restaurant suggestions. I have eaten at Na Brasa Colombia at Av. Olegário Maciel, 7 for lunch a couple of times. It is a popular place across the street from the beach. I will add Casuarina (Recreio) to my growing list of places in Recreio that, thanks to your recent reports, I want to check-out next time I am in town. For example, I have to go to the Paris Cafe Club: [URL]https://pariscafe.com.br/[/URL] and see what's going on there. KKK.
Meanwhile, in the same vein as Na Brasa Colombia, I also like Gran Parrilla down Av. Lúcio Costa, (8000) near Praia the Reserva in Barra. They serve up very tasty burgers there that are great for a late lunch after spending some time on the beach.
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Here are Vagabundo's sex food combo list, some of which have been covered. This is part of my ongoing update to bubba boy's guide, for which join the whatsapp group, send me a PM, or senor nounce, michael samuel, ; if you're willing to bring a unlocked google pixel 6 a phone or some other stuff from amazon, please advise, you will get a vagabundo tour of rio, from vm to perla on the prime times.
When you look at food / sex, you have to look at it from the standpoint of logistics of the local girls. Take the 315 bus from central to recreio, and it goes right past: posto 10 where casauarina and na brasa Colombia recreio are on glauco gil, and right past the house of the MMA king of Brazil and the world, and the best real estate in Brazil IMHO, along with the best ass, at paris.
Oh, that ass, did I mention bruna loira at the perla (perola negra) last night, what a fine booty.
So vagabundo's aspiration in life is to train strippers to box at paris cafe or on the beach at posto 10 in recreio. I mean, a man's got to have goals.
Food / Sex Combinations.
Food / Sex combinations in Rio.
Here are 5 great food / sex combinations which are best in world. I will set up some of these events this week.
We will go over to VM, as we did last Sunday. I will be more proactive this week in planning other ISG pussy patrols:
1. Metro Jardim Oceanico: Na brasa Colombia, Olegario Maciel / Perola Negra in Barra, Posto 1. (Na Brasa Colombia is also in Botafogo, Copa, Recreio).
Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400, Barra, Posto 1.
Na Brasa Colombia, Barra, Olegario Maciel 7 (closest terma, and best IMHO for all Rio, is Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400).
[URL]https://nabrasacolumbia.com.br/barra/[/URL]
You can expect to pay $250 all in. $160 for salmao na brasa, or my favorite, filet de peixe bel munier, for enough to serve 2. Again, I recommend the limonade suisse. The salada caprese is excellent. Everything is good. Locations all over Rio, including Botafogo, Copa, Recreio. Botafogo is the original, and it is located at the top of the social economic food chain (Exec Talent will hate me for saying that). Again, that's $50 US Dollars, which is not all that much in the rich world, $250 reais is a few fucks in Rio, so it is valuable consideration.
OK, all that said, what it is harder to get in those rich world venues you mention like LA or NYC is cheap, good, super hot Carioca pussy. That's the point. The top tier food and top tier hoar combination goes a long, long way towards being about all that a man wants in life -- the 6 s's -- shit, shower, shave, supper, sex, sleep.
2. Metro Uruguiana: Prive Darkroom / Centro Termas / Cais do Oriente, (close to 4 x 4 too, excellent food).
Cais do Oriente (where I ate today with two ISGers), the excellent prixe fixe menu is $70 reais plus beverage (I recommend the limonade suisse). That's $14 US Dollars. For a 3 course meal. 100 meters from 4 x4 and 65.
[URL]https://caisdooriente-rj.com.br/[/URL]
3. Metro Cinelandia: Terma UpHouse / Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.
[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]
Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.
[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]
4. Metro Botafogo / Bus to PUC: Super Upscale Sushi place / Solarium, JJ Seabrea.
5. Metro Cardeal Arcoverde: Marius seafood / Monte Carlo.
Marius in Leme.
[URL]http://marius.com.br/[/URL]
The all you can eat is $250 reais. Expect $300 with drinks and other charges. But all you can eat oysters, etc. Badass.
6. Metro Sao Cristavao: Prive Massagemtijuca (12 h - 17 h) / Terma Mosaico (20 h - 05 h / VM (24/7//365) / Aconchega Carioca.
Aconchega Carioca, top dish there is a pumpkin stuffed with shrimp, $200 reais.
[URL]https://www.facebook.com/aconchego.carioca/[/URL]
[QUOTE=Xpartan;2665472]The thing about classy joints in Rio like Marius or some super-duper sushi places (Sushi Leblon or something) is they're costly as fuck, just like upscale restaurants in NY or LA. I mean there is nothing wrong about it, but living in NYC I don't find gorging on finer food in Rio all that alluring. I highly recommend Lima for an incredible culinary journey on the cheap, but that's a totally different story, LOL.[/QUOTE]I ate at Marius less than 2 months ago with an ISGer from Italy, and it was $250 r. It's a once a month or quarter spectacular meal for those who love seafood, like me.
I will add, Cafe Marambaia in Guaratiba has the best paella I have ever had.
Cais do Oriente has become kind of a go to for centro mongering, as I was yesterday with two ISGers.
The bigger point, and the point of this thread is that Senor Anaggie and Senor Mr E were saying that all the brazilian chow is similar. I'm just saying that there is some really good eating choices near the thing that makes Rio and Brazil unique -- the sex, which is the point of this board, after all.
Here are a few more excellent choices.
Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.
[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]
Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.
[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]
Senor Bonhead had some recommendations in Humaita, as did Senor Bach123 in Leblon.
I take Senor Anaggie's point that there are perhaps even better restaurants, and women, in SP, but at a higher cost, and without the beach / waterfall hiking combinations which make Rio geographically unique. Its a matter of personal taste, like the Copa / Barra debate being whether you prefer Times Square (copa) or Miami and safety (Barra); SP, I know well too, but its just that I prefer actually swimming in the ocean, while also having a sex menu which is completely full from top to bottom tier, all colors, and for that Rio and Barra is optimal, perhaps a little like the Cartegena of the Marquez novels.
And without meaning any disrespect or harm whatsover, I will suggest that some of those novellas, like Memories of my melancholy working girls by Marquez, might be a good antidote to Brazil Withdrawal Syndrome; I realize that much of what this particular board is is actually just reminicences by men who are not in Rio, and who can only spend a small percentage of their time in Rio due to their circumstances.
[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2899844]Thanks for the solid any day / everyday restaurant suggestions. I have eaten at Na Brasa Colombia at Av. Olegrio Maciel, 7 for lunch a couple of times. It is a popular place across the street from the beach. I will add Casuarina (Recreio) to my growing list of places in Recreio that, thanks to your recent reports, I want to check-out next time I am in town. For example, I have to go to the Paris Cafe Club: [URL]https://pariscafe.com.br/[/URL] and see what's going on there. KKK.
Meanwhile, in the same vein as Na Brasa Colombia, I also like Gran Parrilla down Av. Lcio Costa, (8000) near Praia the Reserva in Barra. They serve up very tasty burgers there that are great for a late lunch after spending some time on the beach.[/QUOTE]
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Greve do Garota.
Not surprisingly, Nina is on strike, call it a greve do garota (that gets a laugh over zap from the hoar), because I underpay her, which, well, fuck it, is a hazard of taking your own pussy to a swing where the girls at the terma / swing are charging 530 reais per hour (Paris), and the mulatta I take I pay 500 for 24 hours of fucking me 6 times, sucking and jerking off another monger, cooking, cleaning, and parading around my apartment, nude with her big mulatta tits hanging out, ball gagged after fucking me. So it goes. All this paragraph and above is more of my Henry Miller / Jorge Amado ghost writing. For 49 years I was a priest, naval officer, upstanding citizen in all respects except for some libo risk (liberty risk in the parlance of we military folk) BS.
Well, there is always another one in the wings. Callsign Kira Noir is in Belo Horizonte, where I should take a bus trip soon, as it appears easy. She is also clean, submissive, and agrees in theory and in writing to 200 r per noite, and takes it bare in her passista pussy, which she moves well, like a good love doll while watching all the other kinky porn I want and smoking weed, the local variety of which is to be avoided as it tastes and seems toxic. I mean, Rio is a monger paradise, best in the world, but the world of p4 p sex is de facto, toxic.
But Nina usually comes around. This is a greve do garota for a day, Saturday, and she says she will come over other days. There is a continuous supply of pussy that will cook, clean, and take it bare with creampies in all holes, and recruit their friends. The thing that will make them fight and get pissed off is when other hoars are getting paid more, but that's why we few, we happy few, practice good foreign internal defense. Protect your eyes, your balls, your cell phones, laptops, and cash, and cash cards at all times. And don't overpay, but if you do, don't complain about it. There are times, of course, when overpaying would have been better, where just going to cash in that schwab or other brokerage (not bank) account with seven figures would have been better than trading, which usually correlates to a fkin cra cra hoar who gets all agro in your space and / or interrupts your biz. Which is why a good, submissive hoar who cooks, cleans, fucks bare on demand and does so with other hoars is such a gem -- the precise opposite of that dry pussy who shat out 3 kids all of which are costing you $250,000 USD a year for medical school while you go nuts here in Rio every few quarters or years for a week or two so you can feel like those testicles in your scrotum are not just targets of the witch you so stupidly wifed up in the rich world where she can take your SSn and drain your accounts with some feminazi judge and attorneys because you once logged onto ISG or barravipsrio dot com, and you lads up there in the northern hemisphere know who I'm talking 'about, not sayin, just sayin.
Teaching them to read really was a mistake, wasn't it?
Oh yea, walmart? There's a sam's club in Av Aryton Senna, in Barra, just FYI, a little oasis of americana.
[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2899429]Wow, sort of like your own Ghislaine Maxwell, though the big difference is age appropriate 18+ consenting women, and secondly, not running a tawdry blackmail business featuring the Mayor of New York, Presidents, Prime Ministers, CEOs, celebrities and and the royal family. And that's from the little we know. He is lucky they did not bump him off sooner. Clearly he had no trusted friends, that's the rule at the top because of what tends to float to the top.
Does Nina also train them how to expertly get a man off or do you do that in joint training classes that are naturally co-ed?
Cristo Redentor looks out from Corcovado mountain and sees all, understands all, and forgives and blesses our sexual escapades.
Today I've had 4 pops, great beach day, cocktails and ready for bed. All those religious fruitcakes in the midwest foaming at the mouth cannot conceive of the Cyntherean delights of Rio, heart to heart, mouth to mouth and 19 year beautiful young women impaled. Maybe that's why they are so angry and frustrated looking at the ugly fat heifers waddling around Walmart looking for XXXXL clothing.[/QUOTE]
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Carioca favorites
Since we're talking restaurants I'll just mention 2 Carioca famous restaurants one is in Copacabana Pavao Azul, during happy hour the crowd is standing in the streets, good Brazilian food and well priced. Another is Jobi in Leblon, same thing happy hour packed, food is Brazilian and great.
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Dolce vita
I was in dolce vita last night, at 1 in the morning the place was packed with girls not many guys, some good looking girls too. I would have liked to take them all home but I only took 2. In my apartment took them on the balcony drank a bottle of wine while I grabbed their bundas and snatch, had a great time as much as I can remember but I do know it cost me a small fortune but I had a good time anyway.
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It's a good point that quality of food is vital for long term or even short term health in Brazil.
The best source of good food (I prefer to cook at home, and try to get at least as much salmon as red meat) is the feiras.
In that regard, the feira sao cristavao is a great venue for food, and close to vila mimosa and the tijuca prives.
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2899708]I have said before that my girlfriend's son used to work at a slaughterhouse. He said they butcher 200 heads per day. The good meat they send to the USA and Europe and the bad meat they keep in Brazil. I have never had any good meat at one of those churrascos (or from the grocery store in Brazil). As a matter of fact, last week I ate at a Brazilian churrasco in Kenya (Fogo Gaucho) and the meat was way better than it is in Brazil.[/QUOTE]
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DolceVita
[QUOTE=RioBob;2899896]I was in dolce vita last night, at 1 in the morning the place was packed with girls not many guys, some good looking girls too. I would have liked to take them all home but I only took 2. In my apartment took them on the balcony drank a bottle of wine while I grabbed their bundas and snatch, had a great time as much as I can remember but I do know it cost me a small fortune but I had a good time anyway.[/QUOTE]Sounds like it was well worth it. It always seems empty so I stopped going. Plus the going rate can be wildly high all things considered. Will be in Rio next week and will give DV another try though.
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[QUOTE=RioBob;2899889]Since we're talking restaurants I'll just mention 2 Carioca famous restaurants one is in Copacabana Pavao Azul, during happy hour the crowd is standing in the streets, good Brazilian food and well priced. Another is Jobi in Leblon, same thing happy hour packed, food is Brazilian and great.[/QUOTE]Jobi is lovely.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2899851]Here are Vagabundo's sex food combo list, some of which have been covered. <snip> All good.
I take Senor Anaggie's point that there are perhaps even better restaurants, and women, in SP, but at a higher cost, and without the beach / waterfall hiking combinations which make Rio geographically unique. Its a matter of personal taste, like the Copa / Barra debate being whether you prefer Times Square (copa) or Miami and safety (Barra); SP, I know well too, but its just that I prefer actually swimming in the ocean, while also having a sex menu which is completely full from top to bottom tier, all colors, and for that Rio and Barra is optimal, perhaps a little like the Cartegena of the Marquez novels.
And without meaning any disrespect or harm whatsover, I will suggest that some of those novellas, like Memories of my melancholy working girls by Marquez, might be a good antidote to Brazil Withdrawal Syndrome; I realize that much of what this particular board is is actually just reminicences by men who are not in Rio, and who can only spend a small percentage of their time in Rio due to their circumstances.[/QUOTE]Hey, I resemble that remark. KKK. No offense taken. I spend 10 or 12 weeks abroad every year. The rest of the time I am stuck in south Florida which BTW is not a bad place to be stuck in. I am very comfortable living where I do, but yeah, my lifestyle in the USA is very different from how I would live in dot dot dot fill in the blank (SP, RJ, BKK, or Pat). And when I am visiting SP or RJ or wherever, I behave very differently from the way expats like yourself behave mainly because time is of such an essence for me so every night when I travel is boate, terma, or repeat favorite boate girl night.
So, I totally respect what you are doing down in RJ even though I would probably do it a little different if I were living full time in SP or RJ. But Rock On!
Anyway, I will be back in SP in late June until early August. Wintertime! Drop me a line if you should happen to be in SP during the same time frame. It might be fun to clinica hop with you and compare notes. I bet you would like Bahamas Club in case you have never been there. [URL]https://bahamashotelclub.com.br/.[/URL] And I am already thinking about RJ for some time in November or early December. Summertime!
A. H.
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Time for is she a 10. I'm giving a 10 to this girl. Amazing body and face. What say you:
5. 39 time in blue swimsuit black hair.
[URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx53LsuOos4&t=336s&pp=ygUec3ByaW5nIGJyZWFrIDIwMjQgbWlhbWkgdHJhdmVs[/URL]
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2899851]
I ate at Marius less than 2 months ago with an ISGer from Italy, and it was $250 r. It's a once a month or quarter spectacular meal for those who love seafood, like me.[/QUOTE]I actually happened to like Marius (before the allergy for shellfish hit me with a hummer), although I'm a bit confused about the pricing. Are you sure 250 was for seafood buffet and not regular buffet (the regular also includes some seafood)? Because I can swear it cost me more (I've been there 2 or 3 times and don't remember ever leaving it without dropping a Benjamin and a change). Of course, that would include the drinks, deserts and tips, but it couldn't have been another $50.
Again, the food in Marius is top-notched if very pricey unless my memory plays tricks with me, but what can I say? We're spoiled here in NYC.
By the way, that Argentinian joint Gran Parilla that Axel mentioned, is a great sit-down steakhouse and the price tag there wasn't offensive to my senses, LOL. And it's around the corner from Hyatt that houses a fantastic Michelin sushi joint if you happen to be nearby. Very pricey, but I liked the food better than Leblon Sushi.
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Hey guys,
Can someone link to the "seeking arrangements" thread for Brazil Rio / Sao Paulo? I don't see it.
Also for those who use it in Rio and Sao Paulo, what's the range of allowance you're offering girls and they're accepting? In the US, usually I'd offer 200 USD as lowest for maybe a few hours. Not sure what I should offer here and negotiate here, and how long a date it would be.
Thanks.
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Lifestyles: Home vs On the Road
[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2899943]my lifestyle in the USA is very different from how I would live in dot dot dot fill in the blank (SP, RJ, BKK, or Pat). And when I am visiting SP or RJ or wherever, I behave very differently from the way expats like yourself behave mainly because time is of such an essence for me so every night when I travel is boate, terma, or repeat favorite boate girl night. [/QUOTE]I want to add that same as with the girls, I eat differently when I am on a trip compared to what I eat at home. For starters, in south Florida I go out to eat maybe 2 x a week with friends. I go to a steak house maybe 1 x every other month. I cut way back on portions and processed carbs. Most nights I bbq skinless chicken breasts or salmon steaks on my patio. I rarely eat pizza or fries (processed carbs). No deserts other than fruit. On the road it is another story. I always eat in restaurants, and I eat everything and anything I want including deserts (sugar). Same as I do with the girls, KKK. No holding back. If I were living full time in SP or RJ I am sure I would cut back on the intake of both and most certainly eat a whole lot healthier. The difference is like how I would run a 100 meters vs running a marathon.
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[QUOTE=RioBob;2899896]I was in dolce vita last night, at 1 in the morning the place was packed with girls not many guys, some good looking girls too. I would have liked to take them all home but I only took 2. In my apartment took them on the balcony drank a bottle of wine while I grabbed their bundas and snatch, had a great time as much as I can remember but I do know it cost me a small fortune but I had a good time anyway.[/QUOTE]Was one of them wearing all pink?
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I am not sure on the pricing.
[QUOTE=Xpartan;2900040]I actually happened to like Marius (before the allergy for shellfish hit me with a hummer), although I'm a bit confused about the pricing. Are you sure 250 was for seafood buffet and not regular buffet (the regular also includes some seafood)? Because I can swear it cost me more (I've been there 2 or 3 times and don't remember ever leaving it without dropping a Benjamin and a change). Of course, that would include the drinks, deserts and tips, but it couldn't have been another $50.
Again, the food in Marius is top-notched if very pricey unless my memory plays tricks with me, but what can I say? We're spoiled here in NYC.
By the way, that Argentinian joint Gran Parilla that Axel mentioned, is a great sit-down steakhouse and the price tag there wasn't offensive to my senses, LOL. And it's around the corner from Hyatt that houses a fantastic Michelin sushi joint if you happen to be nearby. Very pricey, but I liked the food better than Leblon Sushi.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Robotron;2900081]Hey guys,
Can someone link to the "seeking arrangements" thread for Brazil Rio / Sao Paulo? I don't see it.
Also for those who use it in Rio and Sao Paulo, what's the range of allowance you're offering girls and they're accepting? In the US, usually I'd offer 200 USD as lowest for maybe a few hours. Not sure what I should offer here and negotiate here, and how long a date it would be.
Thanks.[/QUOTE]This one is at the low end. She is average looking. If she is better looking, I would try to talk her down to 800 which she may refuse. If you want people to help you, you need to provide more information, like what the girl looks like and the price she is asking. You are giving out information so others can help you.
Sao Paulo is no longer a cheap place for good looking pro any more, and non-pro will probably be selective, at least when they just start out
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A shout out to Barbacoa in Itaim Bibi, SP
[QUOTE=Xpartan;2899697] here is a short guide for our brothers who haven't yet tried the 8th Wonder of the World, which is an all-you-can-eat Brazilian steakhouse.
Just to be clear this is for newbies, not experts or residents.
2. The first thing you must remember is that a Churrascaria is a business. They want to keep everyone happy and yet spend as little money as possible. How? By serving you loads and loads of inferior meats.
3. Good things come to those who wait. If you really want to get some quality meats -- and you must because you're paying American / European prices -- you'll have to say Nao Obrigado muitos vezes. Otherwise, you'll quickly find yourself totally full, out of breath and completely fucked by your friendly and smiling meat carver. Look at Brazilian customers at the tables around you. They aren't rushing anywhere.
4. Here are the most important words to remember: Picanha, Alcatra, and Fraldinha, or prime top sirloin, top sirloin and bottom sirloin. I personally love Fraldinha better than the other two, but that's because I'm strange and different. Most prefer Picanha, but you can't go wrong with any of them.
6. I also like lamb cuts. All kind of them. When I hear carneiro, the happiness is there. Almost rhymes.
7. Ribs are called costelas. Costela for beef ribs and costela de carneiro for lamb.
10. I have a rule. If I don't get the meat I want after 5 waiter rounds or 15 minutes, I'll tell them to bring me some of the stuff I want. It always worked for me in Brazil.
11. What to do in the meantime? Their buffets are fabulous. Some people forgo buffets. They work on a concept of stuffing themselves with as much meat as humanly possible. I don't know. I just gorge on delicious food. [/QUOTE]This is a very instructive primer for would be 1st time Churrascaria customers. I can only add that one of the main traits that separate a great Churrascaria from an ok or average Churrascaria aside from the quality of the meats is the length of time between serving rounds. A great Churrascaria does not make its customers wait a long time for the best cuts. My favorite Churrascaria is Barbacoa in Itaim Bibi, SP. This restaurant has top quality meats and they have a fast rotation of their best cuts.
Warning: this is a very popular restaurant with the locals, and they are always busy and full of customers. As a result, I either go there early around 12:15 pm before the huge lunch crowd arrives, or around 6:30 pm before the full capacity dinner crowd arrives to avoid waiting for a table. But no matter when I go there, they are always very friendly and accommodating towards me. It is a great restaurant. And interestingly they have two other branches in SP that I know of, but those two branches are menu driven ie you pick the specific cut you want and a side or two and that's that. 2 thumbs up for both Barbacoa styles.
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[QUOTE=Srod300;2900260]Was one of them wearing all pink?[/QUOTE]Maybe one girl had a pinkish stretch type dress on, not hot pink.
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Post a in Seeking Thread
[QUOTE=Robotron;2900081]Hey guys,
Can someone link to the "seeking arrangements" thread for Brazil Rio / Sao Paulo? I don't see it.
Also for those who use it in Rio and Sao Paulo, what's the range of allowance you're offering girls and they're accepting? In the US, usually I'd offer 200 USD as lowest for maybe a few hours. Not sure what I should offer here and negotiate here, and how long a date it would be.
Thanks.[/QUOTE]Guess you figured out there is no specific Brazil Seeking thread as I see you found the main thread. For others seeking similar info go here.
[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?4144-Seeking-Arrangements&p=2900446&posted=1[/URL]#post2900446.
I posted an answer to your questions plus my overall guide to using Seeking. Needs an update but 90% accurate.
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Hate fucks and Classico Beach Club.
So I go and do a prive on Saturday after Posto 10 with a ISG wingman who got a airbnb out in Recreio. The fuck is a hate fuck as the girl is a repeat prive girl who I stood up and has been obsessing over me. She gets all wrapped around the axel about wrapping up my dick in the condom so I just come quickly, she massages, and we fuck again.
The next day, we go to Classico Beach Club at Posto 2. A few other iSGers come by to say Hi.
Today, Tuesday, Nina Deponca is coming over. I am having a tech come out for a blood draw to test for std and it gets her greedy carioca ass moving, which is nearly impossible with these fucking cunts.
When you look at the economics of the high end cunts in the termas, it just sucks for us as consumers. They think 530 r an hour, and then they do this retarded Brazilian ohlo grande math and try to multiply it, and you get girls saying oh, I can make 10,000 reais a week, but they really can't. Not for anything longer than their first few weeks if they are super hot, and then other girls talk to them and you get this fucking bullshit where they think they deserve it.
What is fair?
500 or 600 reais a week if they get internet, food, shelter is what vagabundo2 pays for good girls from VM, and he goes to Perla, and then just ubers over to VM to get the girls who stay over for a week, and he shops at Sam's Club.
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Nina De Ponca comes over and I fuck her 3 holes, blow a load up her ass, just spit for lube -- load 1, 10 minutes cardio.
A little bit later, I use lube and wear her out for for 30 minutes, load 2, also a three holer, and as I may as well fuck a carioca ass, I give her another colonoscopy for the finish.
STD test guy comes over (PM me to join the zap group and I will pass the deets), he takes blood for both of us for a full STD panel, and we serve him a burger and fries, he cleans his plate, and Nina cleans the restaurant. Good girl.
We are watching DJango Unchained, which has cross country significance from USA to Brazil through Tarantino, who after Hemingway, Twain, and Franklin, stand for American Letters, just as Amado, Marquez, and Henry Miller stand for Latin American and Monger literature.
We are so smooth, the medic forgets to charge me. But I pay him anyway. Rio is like that.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2900746]Hate fucks and Classico Beach Club.
So I go and do a prive on Saturday after Posto 10 with a ISG wingman who got a airbnb out in Recreio. The fuck is a hate fuck as the girl is a repeat prive girl who I stood up and has been obsessing over me. She gets all wrapped around the axel about wrapping up my dick in the condom so I just come quickly, she massages, and we fuck again.
The next day, we go to Classico Beach Club at Posto 2. A few other iSGers come by to say Hi.
Today, Tuesday, Nina Deponca is coming over. I am having a tech come out for a blood draw to test for std and it gets her greedy carioca ass moving, which is nearly impossible with these fucking cunts.
When you look at the economics of the high end cunts in the termas, it just sucks for us as consumers. They think 530 r an hour, and then they do this retarded Brazilian ohlo grande math and try to multiply it, and you get girls saying oh, I can make 10,000 reais a week, but they really can't. Not for anything longer than their first few weeks if they are super hot, and then other girls talk to them and you get this fucking bullshit where they think they deserve it.
What is fair?
500 or 600 reais a week if they get internet, food, shelter is what vagabundo2 pays for good girls from VM, and he goes to Perla, and then just ubers over to VM to get the girls who stay over for a week, and he shops at Sam's Club.[/QUOTE]
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By accident I stumbled upon an open Facebook group called "HELP discoteca copacabana RIO DE JANEIRO". Nothing really special but they have posted a lot of photos from girls from Help and ho-beach. Mostly from the nineties /2000 and the end of the eighties.
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Vagabundo fucked Nina Deponca bare in 9 holes, with 3 x 3 holer fucks. 300 r, 100 r per fuck, 33 reais per hole. There is a golf course around here. Vagabundo's doctor lives out here, so it must be OK.
Then he went to Paris at 21, it was dead, and he went to the 24 h Zona Sul and got some beer, french bread and brie cheese.
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Very independent
I just contacted a girl on barravip and she told me she wants half up front using pix before she would even come. I told her I don't have Pix, that was the end of the conversation LOL. Meanwhile I have 2 others texting me begging to come over.
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Terma's on off days
Hey Guys!
I am planning a trip to Manaus and the Amazon, but the way flights work in Brazil, I will have to go through either Sao Paolo or Rio. I have been to Rio once before, a few months before the FIFA World Cup. I did the termas, like 4 x 4 etc, and had a great time. But I was there from a Wed to Sat. This time around, my stay in either Sao Paolo or Rio will be Sunday to Wednesday. I have never been to SP.
What are the Rio Termas like Sun-Tues? I imagine that the selection is less, but is it barren? Same question goes for Scandallo and the other clubs in SP.
All things being equal, I am leaning towards Rio, if only for the beach. Also for the fact that Scandallo, and the clubs like it, seem quite pricey. However, there are more flight options from SP.
Thanks in advance!
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Revolut ATM card in Brazil
Have anyone use Revolut ATM card recently in Brazil? Does it work? If not, which ATM card are you using and what exchange rate do you get? How are you getting your cash in Rio?
I have always uses Revolut card because its market exchange rate and charge a 0. 5%fee. Unlike Bank of America which give a shitty exchange rate that is a few percent against me. This rate is better than any exchange house. However, 6 months ago, Revolut did not work at any Brazilian bank ATM. I went to the same bank that had work in the past, Itau, Bradesco, Santander. The only ATM that work was a 24 Horas ATM, but those none bank ATM are a total rip off. Luckily, I have a good Brazilian friend that let me borrow cash. This time, I don't want to bother people and I don't like the feeling of owing something to anyone.
Is there a US bank which give you market rate or good exchange rate that you recommend? I still have time to open bank account before I go. A google search online, Charles Schwab ATM card come out on top recommended because there is no fee. But that doesn't mean anything, I did a search on exchange rate and it is 4 to 7% against you.
Thank to anyone that can help with info.
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[QUOTE=Manny51;2901137]What are the Rio Termas like Sun-Tues? [/QUOTE]All termas are close on Sun. Mon and Tues are fine.
[QUOTE=NiteRiderCal;2901148]
A google search online, Charles Schwab ATM card come out on top recommended because there is no fee. But that doesn't mean anything, I did a search on exchange rate and it is 4 to 7% against you.
[/QUOTE]Where did you do the search?
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That's fkn ridiculous.
Get her pix details and cpf and report it to the policia federal for tax evasion.
Like CBJ.
Just say no.
These local be-chs are getting all overconfident due to g20 brics hype, but they have no nuclear weapons, no nuclear powered submarines even though they have been building one for 30 years almost, no aircraft carriers, just a 20 year old 20,000 used british helicopter carrier, and aspiratioins to be a world power because some british bond salesman coined bric to sell bonds and the be in brics was Brazil, but only because his junior bond sales guys wanted bunda. These people are always cloying cand clawing for money, always trying to rip off gringos because fucking gringos is the only leading industry.
Brazil is the country of the future and it always will be because its' people are selling each other off as economic slaves and always have since the beginning of their history.
[QUOTE=RioBob;2901057]I just contacted a girl on barravip and she told me she wants half up front using pix before she would even come. I told her I don't have Pix, that was the end of the conversation LOL. Meanwhile I have 2 others texting me begging to come over.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Xpartan;2901186]All termas are close on Sun. Mon and Tues are fine.
Where did you do the search?[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.monito.com/en/bank-currency-exchange/charles-schwab[/URL]
I don't know if this article is true or not. What is your experience?
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SP or Seeking
[QUOTE=Xpartan;2901186]All termas are close on Sun. Mon and Tues are fine.
Where did you do the search?[/QUOTE]As Spartan says. Rio Termas are closed Sunday. Total ghost town. In São Paulo Clinica Tangara is open Sunday. And at night Casarao and Bahamas are open. All other majors are closed to my knowledge.
Seeking Arrangement is a good option for Sundays either place.
Scandallo is indeed pricey but a must see. My friend Mark who is new to this went to Monte Carlo in Rio last year and was blown away (as a newbie would be) I made sure we hit Scandallo this year and mind blown! But maybe it's best to work your way up and enjoy each step of the journey. Because it's all downhill from Scandallo.
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[QUOTE=NiteRiderCal;2901148]Have anyone use Revolut ATM card recently in Brazil? Does it work? If not, which ATM card are you using and what exchange rate do you get? How are you getting your cash in Rio?
I have always uses Revolut card because its market exchange rate and charge a 0. 5%fee. Unlike Bank of America which give a shitty exchange rate that is a few percent against me. This rate is better than any exchange house. However, 6 months ago, Revolut did not work at any Brazilian bank ATM. I went to the same bank that had work in the past, Itau, Bradesco, Santander. The only ATM that work was a 24 Horas ATM, but those none bank ATM are a total rip off. Luckily, I have a good Brazilian friend that let me borrow cash. This time, I don't want to bother people and I don't like the feeling of owing something to anyone.
Is there a US bank which give you market rate or good exchange rate that you recommend? I still have time to open bank account before I go. A google search online, Charles Schwab ATM card come out on top recommended because there is no fee. But that doesn't mean anything, I did a search on exchange rate and it is 4 to 7% against you.
Thank to anyone that can help with info.[/QUOTE]I just did 7 weeks in Rio and Campinas and used Revolut only. Next time I would upgrade to premium so you have unlimted exchange if you pay with card and 400 euro per month withdrawals with no fees.
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[QUOTE=Steve9696;2901285]As Spartan says. Rio Termas are closed Sunday. Total ghost town. In So Paulo Clinica Tangara is open Sunday. And at night Casarao and Bahamas are open. All other majors are closed to my knowledge.
Seeking Arrangement is a good option for Sundays either place.
Scandallo is indeed pricey but a must see. My friend Mark who is new to this went to Monte Carlo in Rio last year and was blown away (as a newbie would be) I made sure we hit Scandallo this year and mind blown! But maybe it's best to work your way up and enjoy each step of the journey. Because it's all downhill from Scandallo.[/QUOTE]So you think that Scandallo is worth the stretch? That is the impression that I have been getting on ISG-- that Scandallo is a singular, bucket list venue. I have travelled to many countries, and been on ISG for a while now. The only other place that I have heard of talked about with the same reverence was FKK Oase back in the day.
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[QUOTE=Steve9696;2901285]As Spartan says. Rio Termas are closed Sunday. Total ghost town. In So Paulo Clinica Tangara is open Sunday. And at night Casarao and Bahamas are open. All other majors are closed to my knowledge.
Seeking Arrangement is a good option for Sundays either place.
Scandallo is indeed pricey but a must see. My friend Mark who is new to this went to Monte Carlo in Rio last year and was blown away (as a newbie would be) I made sure we hit Scandallo this year and mind blown! But maybe it's best to work your way up and enjoy each step of the journey. Because it's all downhill from Scandallo.[/QUOTE]In addition to Tangara, clinicas Yankin, Miruna, Prime, Indy, and probably Brooklin are open on Sundays until about 7 PM.
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Bucket List Must Do
[QUOTE=Manny51;2901355]So you think that Scandallo is worth the stretch? That is the impression that I have been getting on ISG-- that Scandallo is a singular, bucket list venue. I have travelled to many countries, and been on ISG for a while now. The only other place that I have heard of talked about with the same reverence was FKK Oase back in the day.[/QUOTE]To be clear it's unlike FKK because the girls are all dressed (nicely). But on balance it blows FKK out of the water, even during its heyday. I've been to Sharks and Oase and Globe and Palace and World and nothing holds a candle to Scandallo. It is my favorite venue worldwide by a wide margin and I've been nearly everywhere. Word of warning tho. I now find FKK a lot less exciting having experienced Scandallo.
The other notable thing about Scandallo that exceeds FKK besides the glitz and glam is the whole girlfriend feeling to it. You know in FKK what's your name. Where you from. We go to room now? That is totally NOT Scandallo. It's common to hang out and party with your girl for 30 minutes or hour or more before you hit the room. Cuddle. Dance. Drink. Make out. It's all part of the scene.
Finally but this is not unique to Scandallo Brasileiras love to kiss. Every last one of them. And they are good kissers. Like they teach it in middle school or something! I once told my girl that some girls worldwide don't want to kiss and would have sex but not kiss. And she's like what the fuck is that? How can you have sex without kissing? LOL.
Once you have done Brasil you will be hooked. Guaranteed.
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[QUOTE=Manny51;2901355][b]So you think that Scandallo is worth the stretch?[/b] That is the impression that I have been getting on ISG-- that Scandallo is a singular, bucket list venue. I have travelled to many countries, and been on ISG for a while now. The only other place that I have heard of talked about with the same reverence was FKK Oase back in the day.[/QUOTE]
Betcha by Golly Wow!! YES worth the stretch!
[URL]https://youtu.be/9IpyJ8xUfio?si=LMPw35wYjX3XWEH7[/URL]
Come over to the Sao Paulo Thread to learn more.
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[QUOTE=Steve9696;2901360]To be clear it's unlike FKK because the girls are all dressed (nicely). But on balance it blows FKK out of the water, even during its heyday. I've been to Sharks and Oase and Globe and Palace and World and nothing holds a candle to Scandallo. It is my favorite venue worldwide by a wide margin and I've been nearly everywhere. Word of warning tho. I now find FKK a lot less exciting having experienced Scandallo.
The other notable thing about Scandallo that exceeds FKK besides the glitz and glam is the whole girlfriend feeling to it. You know in FKK what's your name. Where you from. We go to room now? That is totally NOT Scandallo. It's common to hang out and party with your girl for 30 minutes or hour or more before you hit the room. Cuddle. Dance. Drink. Make out. It's all part of the scene.
Finally but this is not unique to Scandallo Brasileiras love to kiss. Every last one of them. And they are good kissers. Like they teach it in middle school or something! I once told my girl that some girls worldwide don't want to kiss and would have sex but not kiss. And she's like what the fuck is that? How can you have sex without kissing? LOL.
Once you have done Brasil you will be hooked. Guaranteed.[/QUOTE]Quality hanging out time, kissing, and I assume a good experience in the room? SOLD!
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I've been to scandallo and no it is not worth fucking a girl there. It is worth having dinner there once to credit against the consumable, but then go to the clinicas which are world class.
Perola Negra is the best terma in Brazil and the world because it is on the beach, the best beach in the world, at classicobeachclub posto 2, barra the tijuca. Show me the beach at Scandallo? It is in Santos and Paraty and a hours long uber away. But it's worth doing SP several times in a lifetime until you realize you could live the rest of your life in RJ, and POA and Floripa, teaching college students english and banging the hottest ones, because teaching college kids, getting to know them and falling in real love with the hottest ones from say, Russia, is better even than being a unfuckable fuck who has to pay for sex in a sex club; get some game you unfuckable fucks and go get your dirty old man professor of English on!
[QUOTE=Steve9696;2901360]To be clear it's unlike FKK because the girls are all dressed (nicely). But on balance it blows FKK out of the water, even during its heyday. I've been to Sharks and Oase and Globe and Palace and World and nothing holds a candle to Scandallo. It is my favorite venue worldwide by a wide margin and I've been nearly everywhere. Word of warning tho. I now find FKK a lot less exciting having experienced Scandallo.
The other notable thing about Scandallo that exceeds FKK besides the glitz and glam is the whole girlfriend feeling to it. You know in FKK what's your name. Where you from. We go to room now? That is totally NOT Scandallo. It's common to hang out and party with your girl for 30 minutes or hour or more before you hit the room. Cuddle. Dance. Drink. Make out. It's all part of the scene.[/QUOTE]
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Back to barra VIP
So I had Sofia come over recently and asked her for a profile of her clientle, she told me older Brazilian men. She lives in Copacabana, I asked her why many girls live in Barra, she said there are many very rich Brazilians there. Futeball players, businessmen etc. That's how they get the high prices. To have your pictures on the site costs 1,500 reais a week. I heard these same answers before. This girl was very hot, walked in sat down next to me and started DFK and it was all great from there plus reasonably priced, I would repeat. I also had a girl come over that I met in DV last week, second time was much better plus it wasn't 2 o'clock in the morning so I was much more alert.
I see taxi cab drivers getting more aggressive, they see you standing on the curb calling an Uber and pull over and tell you they'll take you where you want to go, plus a lot of taxis are parked, Uber is giving them a run for their money.
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Touchdown in rio. Having a hard time deciding if I like sao paulo or rio girls are better bang for the buck. Help me pick!
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Opinion
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2901395]I've been to scandallo and no it is not worth fucking a girl there.[/QUOTE]Of course, it's all a matter of opinion. There are plenty of people here who don't agree with yours. The majority I dare say. Well we all know the saying. Everybody has an opinion and an asshole. Including the beautiful blonde brancas of Brazil thank goodness! LMAO!
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All depends what type of guy you are. If money isn't an object & you don't like to spend any time hunting, scandallo is convenient. Lets be honest.
If your taking a short vacation, don't have much time, & want to enjoy with the boys, scandallo is convenient. It's where I met with the guys once or twice a month over a meal & sometimes a girl joining us. Sometimes, I did partake in getting a room.
If money is an object & you are spending alot of time in sao paulo, then scandallo is a bad idea. You can save $ & have a great time doing some research online of escorts, going to cheaper venues, clinicas, rio, etc.
I do believe girls on average are slightly better looking in sao paulo, but because it's only slightly, I have a hard time putting sao paulo over rio. I like them both equally. The beach is good for your health & a bunch of pollution / traffic of city life isn't.
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I think there would still be a variety of preferences and opinions even if the topic of conversation were limited to "best bang for your buck. " VM, RJ Prive's, vs SP clinicas: we all know the cheapest, but what is the best or preferred venue in this category and why will always be in dispute. For example, I prefer the clinicas in this price range.
If the topic were "best nightclub / bordellos" with "best" indicating highest quality, largest number of friendly girls available, and all that this implies, then there really is no contest. RJ's termas are good, I like a few, but good ain't exactly amazing. BTW, when did Help (amazing) close? I am sorry I missed it.
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I'd like to know your rationale
Your opinion does not appear to be consensus re Scandollo. Is it money, girl looks quality, girl attitude, staff service / attitude, do you regularly get turned down?
If if the entrance fee is acceptable to you which buys you some food, I'm going to assume it's not the money as it's expensive by Brazil standards, why wouldn't you want to bang someone who catches your eye there. It sounds like there's all shapes and sizes so there must be someone you might fancy and some reason you go.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2901395]I've been to scandallo and no it is not worth fucking a girl there. It is worth having dinner there once to credit against the consumable, but then go to the clinicas which are world class.[/QUOTE]
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For those of us who live in Brazil we know the exact same girls are in SP as RJ. I could start a list, most recently the pornstar Kamila werneck, loira Penelope who worked at 4 x4 and Perola, who now lives in SP but visits RJ for carnival, and on and on. Perla girls like Jasminy Vilar go on to be pornstars in the best porn coming out of RJ. RJ SP are basically one megalopolis, and the talent moves back and forth on cheap bus rides, the pro move is to be the go to housing option in trade for services at the best beach in Brazil.
[QUOTE=TheCane;2901549]Of course, it's all a matter of opinion. There are plenty of people here who don't agree with yours. The majority I dare say. Well we all know the saying. Everybody has an opinion and an asshole. Including the beautiful blonde brancas of Brazil thank goodness! LMAO![/QUOTE]
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CPF (Cost Per Fuck) is the rationale.
CPF in a clinica or prive comes down to 150 - 250 per hour, in a terma it is 2 x or 200% or 300% of that. How often do you come to Brazil and for how long? If you are only here for a few days, maybe it doesn't make much difference.
ISG board members come here once every 5 years in person, and then get over invested in that memory being the best answer. And then the discussion gets dragged down into a contest of who has the best picture of Elisa Sanches' anus, etc. Let's all agree that fucking Elisa Sanches up the ass is a good thing. I just prefer to do it daily several times a day, every day.
If you do it 24/7/365 for 1400 days at a time, the numbers start to make a difference. It's just econ 101.
And the women are the same. You can fuck real porn stars in the clinicas and prives. You just need to do the research.
My rationale is below, and in my 2200 posts, as this topic gets covered from time to time.
RJ and SP are as far apart as a 20 dollar bus ticket in time by not much more than a trip to Pavuna from Metro Jardim Oceanico.
For actual sex, I just prefer lower cost clinicas and prives. I like fucking during the day rather than at night, and then finding the best fucks for overnights at my place where I have all the comforts of home, my lube, etc, and better security. Of course.
I do like termas for socializing, talking biz, meeting and hanging out with friends. For the same reason I pick restaurants, or ganja. BTW, the best cigar joint in RJ is Velha Havana, recommended by none other than a Brazilian Navy Captain. Good internet and near the RJ naval base.
For those of us who live in Brazil we know the exact same girls are in SP as RJ. I could start a list, most recently the pornstar Kamila werneck, loira Penelope who worked at 4 x4 and Perola, who now lives in SP but visits RJ for carnival, and on and on. Perla girls like Jasminy Vilar go on to be pornstars in the best porn coming out of RJ. RJ SP are basically one megalopolis, and the talent moves back and forth on cheap bus rides, the pro move is to be the go to housing option in trade for services at the best beach in Brazil.
[QUOTE=FilthyBeaver;2901661]Your opinion does not appear to be consensus re Scandollo. Is it money, girl looks quality, girl attitude, staff service / attitude, do you regularly get turned down?
If if the entrance fee is acceptable to you which buys you some food, I'm going to assume it's not the money as it's expensive by Brazil standards, why wouldn't you want to bang someone who catches your eye there. It sounds like there's all shapes and sizes so there must be someone you might fancy and some reason you go.[/QUOTE]
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Brilliant Board
Hello! First time posting in this area. I'm based in Europe, and found ISG brilliant when I was in Dubai for a while (please see my massage reviews)! I've loved reading about Vagabundo's lifestyle in particular. Sounds like you are living the dream! So, I run a porn production company in Europe. We usually shoot in Budapest and Prague, and occasionally Miami or LA. We're looking at shooting in Brazil (and Argentina). We don't speak any Portuguese or Spanish. We'd love to be able to find ordinary girls to shoot, perhaps some fashion / glamour models too, and of course local porn stars. I've not managed to find any agencies for the latter (like we have in Europe and the USA) so I wondered if the great and good of ISG had any tips on any of those three categories. We may bring a girl or two from Europe with us, but don't have any firm dates yet. Thanks!
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Question about BarraVIPS
Is this a legit site and the girls are all real? How does it work, you message them on whatsapp and give them location and they show up and you pay them cash when they arrive?
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[QUOTE=FilthyBeaver;2901661]Your opinion does not appear to be consensus re Scandollo. Is it money, girl looks quality, girl attitude, staff service / attitude, do you regularly get turned down?....
[/QUOTE]There are two things I try to tell members.
Keep a lower expectation of Scandallo and be prepared to be surprised. Some other members and I were so excited to go together the first time and ended up being disappointed. LOL. That was when a session was 500. As time went on, I see a more complete picture. There are good days and bad days. Some just think it is an either or situation.
The second is to take all posts into account and form your own opinion based on which poster's style match yours and put more weight on those posts. My observation is if you are a business traveler, and company pays for the trip, and you visit occasionally, you will most likely love Scandallo. That is how it works most of the time, probably not country specific. I use this example, because it is easily understood.
Just recently that some agreed to this but there are posts saying otherwise. One needs to take both opinions into consideration based on the posters' style.
[QUOTE=Steve9696;2898092]First to clarify I have never seen a ten in Scandallo. In fact I've only run across two in my long life. One a Seeking Arrangement chick in Madrid and one at Casarao recently. That's it. Lifetime. Two tens....[/QUOTE]I have also posted that it's the service and reliability of Scandallo that stands out after going to different boats in different parts of Brazil. If you have a fantasy, then Scandallo is the most likely place to fulfill it. But you can't have fantasy everyday, it wears out and you will run out of girls eventually. Try go there everyday of the week to find out.
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Rio and SP
I'm in Botafogo, and visited 4 x4, Solarium, New York / Cancun, and Termas Monte Carlo (MC) the manager there is a cool guy. Met three garotas from Scandallo in Monte Carlo and two more in Solarium. All sessions were duplo combinations with wild Brazilian-style porno. It was a blast going to Termas and seeing a bunch of Scandallo girls working there. We sessioned before so they all know the program will be an all-out, aggressive sex style.
Interesting to have sessions with the Scandalo garotas for much less price of my Scandalo negotiations. At MC I let my favorite bi-lesbian garota pick out her partner. She selects the most delicious cute girls she wants to go down on and eat her out.
That gal brings a whole bag of wild-ass toys to use on pretty garotas in Monte Carlo's small-ass suites. We went for two hours, she got the newbie girl to squirt three times. The Bed is soaked. We went through six or eight towels cause the bed was a sloppy wet mess from both of them squirting everywhere. Of course, she enjoys licking and tonguing, every open hole, she laps up garotas messy squirts with abandon, and she loves cum snowballing with other garotas. Plus she uses all of her toys on pretty garotas. She says she likes the pretty twenty-year-old too. Damn, She is wickedly fun. If you know, then you know her from Termas and Scandallos.
Thanks for the gpguia website on love motels. My go-to was Pandas in Botafogo. The Garotas easily hop on Uber Moto, or a cheap ride to Panda when Termas closes at 1 am. I did Pandas motels from 2 am to 6 am, all duplos sessions.
Daytime fun was Duda in Rio Branca 156 building, I rate it four towels used for each duplo session. The darkroom was great for twenty-year-old mulutas and negras. Only three towels were used. The light skin garota kept throwing up on the other chica while trying to deepthroat. A stupid argument occurred between them. So I bounced.
I did pay 5 reais tip for the black beauty Garota to take off her phony wig. Hilariously the other chica grabbed her fake wig, running around Darkroom laughing. She pretended to mop the floor with that big ass wig. It was all in a sexy fun way not in a demeaning manner at all. I prefer garotas with all-natural hair even if it is Jada Pinkett style, instead of the fake extensions, weaves, or wigs.
Last time in Brazil the Uber driver slammed my hand and fingers in his car door. That sucker hurts for four or five months. A previous time leaving Scandallo drunk, lost my iPhone in the Uber. I now dislike all the 2 FA options with mobile phone-only options. Uber customer service was a great help to retrieve the phone. This time I exited Uber on the driver's side next to the sidewalk. A parked car pulls out of the parking space and hits me. Bam his car hits me in the left leg. , knocking me down pretty well. Got hit by a stupid car. Luckily he was not going fast. I seem to have Uber adventures in Rio and SP.
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[QUOTE=Tochka;2901841]Met three garotas from Scandallo in Monte Carlo and two more in Solarium. All sessions were duplo combinations with wild Brazilian-style porno. It was a blast going to Termas and seeing a bunch of Scandallo girls working there. We sessioned before so they all know the program will be an all-out, aggressive sex style.
Interesting to have sessions with the Scandalo garotas for much less price of my Scandalo negotiations.[/QUOTE]Which makes a great case study. Would you say these chicks fucked any different making less money off you in the termas than in Scandallo? Did you gain any service advantage by paying them more in Scandallo?
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You right again
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2901879]Which makes a great case study. Would you say these chicks fucked any different making less money off you in the termas than in Scandallo? Did you gain any service advantage by paying them more in Scandallo?[/QUOTE]You're right, just like in DR. The same pussy, the same service, different pricing I was paying for the same two garotas. Nothing in the porno duplo session was different. Yeah, it might have been better to meet them first in a Rio Termas, for threesomes before Scandallo pricing experiences. I always go with two garotas.
She showed me the wassap messages of her amiga garotas de programa sharing how much specific guys are paying for sessions in Scandallo. Plus the female cashiers know how much mofos are charging to their credit card for sessions. There is a lot of money gossip fofoca. Yeah, I felt like a dupe paying more for the same double pussy sessions and IoP experiences.
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Centro, Termas, Panda
Woke up in Panda love motel early morning with two room keys wrapped around my arm. Got partying so hard with two blonde Brancas and half Japanese garota from the termas. I left some clothes, the Airbnb room key, and a jacket in a terma locker.
Crap don't remember which Terma locker had my fking keys to the Airbnb apartment and jacket. So did an afternoon re-tour of 4 x4, Cancun / New York, Whiskeria, Solarium, and Monte Carlo to find my stuff, and return their suites room and locker keys.
For the first few days in Rio booked an Airbnb in Centro within a 5-8 minute walk to Rio Branco 156,185, and an 8-minute walk to Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Darkroom.
Explored many Centro massage places in gpguia thanks Vagaboundo for the reports on Centro Prives, and Massagems. Nice to have 5 to 8 prives in a single office building. Darkroom had the biggest lineup of 19-year-old to twenty-year-old perolas during visits. Couldn't remember the name of the young negra garota you anally fucked when her eyes popped out the first time for rough anal session. The lineup at Darkroom reminded me of the fresh lineup at Classics, Alexis hotels in Jakarta, or Rajah in Bangkok.
I rehydrated at Starbucks Cinelandia or The Coffee spot near metro Estao Carioca.
Not to start another never-ending ATM banking convo. What worked for me. YMMV.
Rant On: I hate searching to find a Bradesco ATM during banking business hours to consistently withdraw funds from an ATM.
Banco24 ATM worked for my card every single time. It was more convenient to use those machines instead of racing to the stupid Bradesco before doors close at 3 pm on Friday.
I could leave building 156, run my ass down to the Banco24 ATM in the metro or use the one in Bossa Nova Mall / Uber lounge on arrival at SDU airport. I joined the long line for the ATM, withdrew dinheiro 1 mil reais three times, back to security, up two elevators building 156, and 185 in the early evening or on weekends, for another Duplo session. And buy cheap whiskey in the Metro, to share with the garotas.
The flexibility, the machine accepted my card consistently, dispensed dinhero, the ATM worked as expected: Rant off.
I purchased TIM and Vivo SIM chip cards from the street vendor in front of Teatro Riachuelo Rio. Could not get the e-SIM process to work on the iPhone. Next time I will figure it out.
Went to Termas Cancun New York. Reconnected with two pretty black garotas. We sessioned before in Whiskeria 65 last year. Thanks to Duolingo I can hold a PortoSpanglish conversation with the garotas in Termas. We left the Termas together at closing time. The Garotas used Indriver to call a car for the trip to Panda. Paid the inexpensive fare. We agreed on 300 each for two and half hour duplo session plus drinks, batatas fritas, and pao na chapa ordered in room service Nounce foodie recommendations.
The fancy blue tooth Spotify connect worked well. Got an awesome playlist curated by Garotas during many Duplo sessions.
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[QUOTE=Tochka;2901960]...and pao na chapa ordered in room service ...[/QUOTE]Haha, you have to watch out how it is made. Many place will press it so the bread loses some fluffiness and that is not good in my opinion. Sao Paulo is the only place to deliver it consistently.
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Sim cards in Brazil
[QUOTE=Tochka;2901960]
I purchased TIM and Vivo SIM chip cards from the street vendor in front of Teatro Riachuelo Rio. Could not get the e-SIM process to work on the iPhone. Next time I will figure it out.
[/QUOTE]This is my biggest complaint when I visit Brazil. I even got a cpf and I still couldn't get a sim card from a shop. Your two best options are:
1. Get a girl to buy a sim card for you using here CPF.
2. Buy a TIM sim card and activate it using the English line which you can only access via Portuguese menu (because Brazil). I think it is along the lines of dialing *144 then pressing 3 to activate and then 3 again for the English line. They ask you for your passport number, expiry date, name and city. It doesn't matter if you give them fake info for all of this. I looked at my activation data for one of my sim cards and the completely mangled both my name and passport number but my phone worked fine.
Recharging is also a pain and I found it to be best done via drsim online even with the annoying fee tagged on top of the recharge.
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Google Fi
[QUOTE=DandyMan51;2902060]This is my biggest complaint when I visit Brazil. I even got a cpf and I still couldn't get a sim card from a shop. Your two best options are:
1. Get a girl to buy a sim card for you using here CPF.
2. Buy a TIM sim card and activate it using the English line which you can only access via Portuguese menu (because Brazil). I think it is along the lines of dialing *144 then pressing 3 to activate and then 3 again for the English line. They ask you for your passport number, expiry date, name and city. It doesn't matter if you give them fake info for all of this. I looked at my activation data for one of my sim cards and the completely mangled both my name and passport number but my phone worked fine.
Recharging is also a pain and I found it to be best done via drsim online even with the annoying fee tagged on top of the recharge.[/QUOTE]Better yet get Google Fi. $70/ mo. Unlimited data in 220 countries. Just reboot ur phone when u land and boom u are golden. Total lifesaver if you travel and need to hook up with the garotas.
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Thanks for the good reports.
I do get better exchange rates on bradesco ATM.
[QUOTE=Tochka;2901841]I'm in Botafogo, and visited 4 x4, Solarium, New York / Cancun, and Termas Monte Carlo (MC) the manager there is a cool guy. Met three garotas from Scandallo in Monte Carlo and two more in Solarium. All sessions were duplo combinations with wild Brazilian-style porno. It was a blast going to Termas and seeing a bunch of Scandallo girls working there. We sessioned before so they all know the program will be an all-out, aggressive sex style.
Interesting to have sessions with the Scandalo garotas for much less price of my Scandalo negotiations. At MC I let my favorite bi-lesbian garota pick out her partner. She selects the most delicious cute girls she wants to go down on and eat her out..[/QUOTE]
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Better yet get Google Fi. $70/ mo. Unlimited data in 220 countries. Just reboot your phone when you land and boom you are golden. Total lifesaver if you travel and need to hook up with the garotas.
I read your SP posts on Scandello. I take it you're Americano? Do you speak Portuguese?
My question for gringo tourist with limited Portuguese. How hard was it to communicate with the girls? Any tips for someone not fluent in Portuguese? What % of them understood even rudimentary English?
I could see the google translator maybe being slow and vibe killing after a while.
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[QUOTE=DandyMan51;2902060]This is my biggest complaint when I visit Brazil. I even got a cpf and I still couldn't get a sim card from a shop. Your two best options are:
1. Get a girl to buy a sim card for you using here CPF.
2. Buy a TIM sim card and activate it using the English line which you can only access via Portuguese menu (because Brazil). I think it is along the lines of dialing *144 then pressing 3 to activate and then 3 again for the English line. They ask you for your passport number, expiry date, name and city. It doesn't matter if you give them fake info for all of this. I looked at my activation data for one of my sim cards and the completely mangled both my name and passport number but my phone worked fine.
Recharging is also a pain and I found it to be best done via drsim online even with the annoying fee tagged on top of the recharge.[/QUOTE]I just got one from the airport from a guy that said hey gringo gringo chip chip paid 200 reais, I know its a rip off but I got internet as soon as I landed in Rio, then regular top up at pharmacy.
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Google translate and stripper shit
[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2902238]Better yet get Google Fi. $70/ mo. Unlimited data in 220 countries. Just reboot your phone when you land and boom you are golden. Total lifesaver if you travel and need to hook up with the garotas.
I read your SP posts on Scandello. I take it you're Americano? Do you speak Portuguese?
My question for gringo tourist with limited Portuguese. How hard was it to communicate with the girls? Any tips for someone not fluent in Portuguese? What % of them understood even rudimentary English?
I could see the google translator maybe being slow and vibe killing after a while.[/QUOTE]Can only state my experience. Numerous flames wars about languages and a single word senhor.
I speak some street Dominican Spanish. So basic street PortoSpanglish is enough. Before trips, Duolingo works as a good refresher for me. My garotas have very little English but I prefer it when there are relaxed sexy conversations in Portuguese half-street Spanish.
Plenty of guys use Google Translate in Termas and in Scandallo to get their Garotas. No problem there.
In between sessions, I ask the two garotas about their top three Brazilian popular music to play during our sessions, trap, blues, which number poesia acustica is their favorite. Spotify plays the music with lyrics mode turned on. Now we can read the words together. Even though she knows the words.
Love getting a deep BJ while Ana Carolina is playing Garganta. The trap music lyrics help me to hear and read the slang, or talk about Filipe Ret's upcoming live schedule. Yeah, Google Translate didn't always convey different slang meanings.
In the end, it's still stripper shit conversations, between two or three, twenty-year-old garotas slobbering on my knob.
Later one of the garotas, will tell me in Portuguese AND send long-ass wassap messages about how embarrassed she felt ignored cause I walked past her ass, ignored her in Termas Monte Carlo or in Scandallo and took her two friends. Or some jealousy about buying drinks cause the other Garota was younger and I didn't take her branca friends. Blah blah, No money worth her dignity. Shit, I learned Brazilian Portuguese to hear the same crap in a different language and in slang!
I ruined their stupid makeup with leche. The Fofoca she heard the Scandallo cashier say I paid 800 reais for a session with that puteria. Dinheiro e putaria another spotify favorite haha I mean kkkk.
Still occasionly use Google Translate to save a favorite phrase to remember a phrase these two garotas and I were doing a drunken toast in Solarium.
"saude e ax que nunca nos falte sorte". Still Trying to get that memorized.
Later all will be forgotten. She and the other garota will post on Instagram their photos singing the song they remembered our session the most. And we start again from beginning.
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Xlate is Fine
[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2902238]Better yet get Google Fi. $70/ mo. Unlimited data in 220 countries. Just reboot your phone when you land and boom you are golden. Total lifesaver if you travel and need to hook up with the garotas.
I read your SP posts on Scandello. I take it you're Americano? Do you speak Portuguese?
My question for gringo tourist with limited Portuguese. How hard was it to communicate with the girls? Any tips for someone not fluent in Portuguese? What % of them understood even rudimentary English?
I could see the google translator maybe being slow and vibe killing after a while.[/QUOTE]I am Americano but speak pretty good girl enthusiast level Portuguese. I took about 60 hours online just because I love Brasileiras so much. And it truly enhances things. And my colleagues are so impressed. If only they knew why. LOL.
That said you will be fine with google translate. My buddy Mark doesn't speak a lick and managed to get along just fine. Some girls speak some esp at Scandallo. But many don't. Just make sure to download the language to your phone in case internet is spotty.
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[QUOTE=Tochka;2902552]Later one of the garotas, will tell me in Portuguese AND send long-ass wassap messages about how embarrassed she felt ignored cause I walked past her ass, ignored her in Termas Monte Carlo or in Scandallo and took her two friends. Or some jealousy about buying drinks cause the other Garota was younger and I didn't take her branca friends. Blah blah, No money worth her dignity. Shit, I learned Brazilian Portuguese to hear the same crap in a different language and in slang![/QUOTE]I try to tell people everywhere is the same shit as the shit of the place you are used to. You are just not fed up with the shit of the new place yet. My favorite word to tell a woman is ok. I am not trying to argue, explain anything, plead any cases. Whatever she wants to rant about I just say ok.
The other day my girlfriend was saying you just talk when you feel like it. I said and when do I feel like it? She got mad and said oh it is like that. I said no, tell me. She is going to say you don't care so I won't bother you. Ok. Just leave it at that. Nothing for me to argue with or go back and forth about.
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[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2902238]Better yet get Google Fi. $70/ mo. Unlimited data in 220 countries. Just reboot your phone when you land and boom you are golden. Total lifesaver if you travel and need to hook up with the garotas.
I read your SP posts on Scandello. I take it you're Americano? Do you speak Portuguese?
My question for gringo tourist with limited Portuguese. How hard was it to communicate with the girls? Any tips for someone not fluent in Portuguese? What % of them understood even rudimentary English?
I could see the google translator maybe being slow and vibe killing after a while.[/QUOTE]Most girls don't speak any English at all. Those who do -- well you might want to stay away from them anyway. Aside from some exceptions that only prove the rule.
This is not limited to Brazil. South America is simply not an English-speaking continent.
But let's say you do speak a tiny little bit of Porto. Well, that might work for prives and escort girls, but it's super-hard to communicate in most environments like boates and termas. Just add this insanely loud music to your conversation and your Pimsleur or Duolingo Porto goes down the shitter real fast. Keep in mind that saying things in a foreign language is easier than hearing what you're told.
And yet, we persevere against all odds! Look at us, heroes, LOL.
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Anne Amari 300+ uber pernoite.
So, she comes over at about 17 h yesterday, I have to go to shopping to the pharma to get some troca for the uber.
I pay the uber, she comes up, we fuck for about 20-30 minutes to the scene of noemie bilas surrounded by 5 black cocks.
Where is the thread for porn addiction, kkk? Aren't we all sex addicts?
In the morning, I fuck her to 4 scenes of Anne Amari and Noemie Bilas getting banged. I last about 7 minutes. Well, 3. Maybe 2. Anyway, better than jerking off. I am listening to erotica by the Vampire author chick all night. It's time to catch, tag, and release.
She gets up on command which pisses her off as she is a slob, doesn't clean up, and then demands uber, fortunately, I have 40 reais, and I give her the uber, she doesn't even eat any of the bacon and fries in the air fryer.
Now, I am off to university as a student, man that is a great gig. Never to late to be a university student. I also get my medical care there. Maracana Federal University, student lounge, infiltrate it, and trade money for some nursing care in the sperm donor urology / psychology area. Since the Swiss Government will pay me for all psych services connected to my traumatic disability, I am seeking student psychs with great 19 year old bodies to give me psych services on the beach, along with sitting on my dick, sucking my dick, all together in a big party.
Selah.
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Brazilian SIM Chip
[QUOTE=Fellas;2902493]I just got one from the airport from a guy that said hey gringo gringo chip chip paid 200 reais, I know its a rip off but I got internet as soon as I landed in Rio, then regular top up at pharmacy.[/QUOTE]Yeah, the regulations regarding the CPF seem to make getting a SIM card extremely difficult for foreigners and, perhaps not coincidentally, has created a gray market where it's "buyer beware. " I tried the official route and asked about every mobile carrier store in Shopping Rio Sul, and all said, no CPF, no SIM. One clerk at one of the stores did show me a screenshot on her phone showing possible plans, including one for 30 GB for 495 reals! I passed. I eventually did what some of the board vets recommend. I went to Uruguaina and asked one of the street vendors with SIMs. I figured it was worth taking a flyer on possible losing 40 reals. (I took a chance letting him open up my phone in the middle of the market to put the SIM card in, but I carry a basic "free" Samsung that I got from my carrier as a burner for this purpose.). So far, so good, though I keep getting annoying texts about completing my registration.
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[QUOTE=NiteRiderCal;2901265][URL]https://www.monito.com/en/bank-currency-exchange/charles-schwab[/URL]
I don't know if this article is true or not. What is your experience?[/QUOTE]Not from my experience my last 20+ visits to Brazil over the last 3 years. So 100+ transactions. At least for USD to BRL.
The rate I got was all within less than 1% of the closing rate of the day.
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Fairmont hotel and Dolce Vita
So the Fairmont hotel was mentioned here recently so I was curious. I went over Friday afternoon, the pool area was really happening, pools were nicely laid out, nicely dressed people sitting around having lunch, fancy cocktails being served and some nice women here and there. I noticed a table of Brazilian milfs having lunch and nicely dressed. They have a big bar, I asked the bartender if anything happens at night, she told me they have live music, place gets crowded and closes at 2 am. I return at 10:30 at night
and they have a DJ, some people from the hotel were at the bar and lounge area but not much happening. I stayed until about midnight and went to Dolce Vita. It was starting to fill up, a few nice girls came up to me to introduce themselves but I wasn't ready to choose yet but I did notice this bleach blonde with natural thin body that caught my attention. We eventually started to talk and I told her she smells nice and does her pussy smell as good because I feel like eating some pussy. She said yes and it's small too. She went into the bathroom and took a picture of it and showed me. We went over to my apartment and had best sex in a long time, spent several days with her.
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[QUOTE=SocratesNY;2902653]Not from my experience my last 20+ visits to Brazil over the last 3 years. So 100+ transactions. At least for USD to BRL.
The rate I got was all within less than 1% of the closing rate of the day.[/QUOTE]Good to know. I will bring revolut, wise, capitalone and schwab card with me. In the past and the rest of the world. I only travel with just revolut. Simple, and if it ever get compromise, my lost would be limited. Brazil banking system is all over the place. Thing might work one day, the next it is not.
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[QUOTE=RioBob;2902689]We eventually started to talk and I told her she smells nice and does her pussy smell as good because I feel like eating some pussy. She said yes and it's small too. She went into the bathroom and took a picture of it and showed me.[/QUOTE]That was a funny sales trick. A very beautiful girl.
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Suave.
Porto for smooth.
[QUOTE=RioBob;2902689]So the Fairmont hotel was mentioned here recently so I was curious. I went over Friday afternoon, the pool area was really happening, pools were nicely laid out, nicely dressed people sitting around having lunch, fancy cocktails being served and some nice women here and there. I noticed a table of Brazilian milfs having lunch and nicely dressed. They have a big bar, I asked the bartender if anything happens at night, she told me they have live music, place gets crowded and closes at 2 am. I return at 10:30 at night
and they have a DJ, some people from the hotel were at the bar and lounge area but not much happening. I stayed until about midnight and went to Dolce Vita. It was starting to fill up, a few nice girls came up to me to introduce themselves but I wasn't ready to choose yet but I did notice this bleach blonde with natural thin body that caught my attention. We eventually started to talk and I told her she smells nice and does her pussy smell as good because I feel like eating some pussy. She said yes and it's small too. She went into the bathroom and took a picture of it and showed me. We went over to my apartment and had best sex in a long time, spent several days with her.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=RioBob;2902689]So the Fairmont hotel was mentioned here recently so I was curious. I went over Friday afternoon, the pool area was really happening, pools were nicely laid out, nicely dressed people sitting around having lunch, fancy cocktails being served and some nice women here and there. I noticed a table of Brazilian milfs having lunch and nicely dressed. They have a big bar, I asked the bartender if anything happens at night, she told me they have live music, place gets crowded and closes at 2 am. I return at 10:30 at night
and they have a DJ, some people from the hotel were at the bar and lounge area but not much happening. I stayed until about midnight and went to Dolce Vita. It was starting to fill up, a few nice girls came up to me to introduce themselves but I wasn't ready to choose yet but I did notice this bleach blonde with natural thin body that caught my attention. We eventually started to talk and I told her she smells nice and does her pussy smell as good because I feel like eating some pussy. She said yes and it's small too. She went into the bathroom and took a picture of it and showed me. We went over to my apartment and had best sex in a long time, spent several days with her.[/QUOTE]When I returned at 10:30 and left at midnight the table of Brazilian milfs were still there, I left at midnight with them, in the elevator they were so drunk, I spoke to them that I saw them here in the afternoon, they told me they do this every day, I couldn't as I went home to sober up and rest so I could perform to a certain degree and be coherent at my age. Here is a picture of my slim natural beauty before she went blonde, I post here because this thread is so active it will get buried soon.
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[QUOTE=Xpartan;2902592]Most girls don't speak any English at all. Those who do -- well you might want to stay away from them anyway. Aside from some exceptions that only prove the rule.
This is not limited to Brazil. South America is simply not an English-speaking continent....[/QUOTE]I constantly attract English speaking Brazilians.
I was just at the bakery and the baker asked in English "anything else"? LOL. During lunch, I told the server my order, I guessed he was expecting something else, and I heard him spoke a word in English, then I told him what I want in English and Portuguese.
I ran into so many Brazilians who speak English. I think there is a cultural influence judging by that one can see Batman everywhere. I know several families paid for their kids to learn English. There are many study on their own, and these usually are smart.
Having said the above, they are the small minority. It's difficult to get around the country in English alone.
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That's my wife.
Russian.
[QUOTE=RioBob;2902763]When I returned at 10:30 and left at midnight the table of Brazilian milfs were still there, I left at midnight with them, in the elevator they were so drunk, I spoke to them that I saw them here in the afternoon, they told me they do this every day, I couldn't as I went home to sober up and rest so I could perform to a certain degree and be coherent at my age. Here is a picture of my slim natural beauty before she went blonde, I post here because this thread is so active it will get buried soon.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Novio;2902648]Yeah, the regulations regarding the CPF seem to make getting a SIM card extremely difficult for foreigners and, perhaps not coincidentally, has created a gray market where it's "buyer beware. " I tried the official route and asked about every mobile carrier store in Shopping Rio Sul, and all said, no CPF, no SIM. One clerk at one of the stores did show me a screenshot on her phone showing possible plans, including one for 30 GB for 495 reals! I passed. I eventually did what some of the board vets recommend. I went to Uruguaina and asked one of the street vendors with SIMs. I figured it was worth taking a flyer on possible losing 40 reals. (I took a chance letting him open up my phone in the middle of the market to put the SIM card in, but I carry a basic "free" Samsung that I got from my carrier as a burner for this purpose.). So far, so good, though I keep getting annoying texts about completing my registration.[/QUOTE]I agree this shit is ridiculously bad, but they lied to you, and you don't actually need CPF. At Shopping Rio Sul or another mall, go to TIM store with your passport and they will set you up on the phone with an English-speaking agent, albeit the whole damn thing will rob you of 1-2 hours of your precious vacation time. Alternatively, you can find a dedicated TIM shop anywhere in the city.
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[QUOTE=NiteRiderCal;2902711]Good to know. I will bring revolut, wise, capitalone and schwab card with me. In the past and the rest of the world. I only travel with just revolut. Simple, and if it ever get compromise, my lost would be limited. Brazil banking system is all over the place. Thing might work one day, the next it is not.[/QUOTE]I remember researching Resolute, and it charges a fee after reaching some very low allowance. Maybe they've improved, I don't know. CapOne does charge it too, doesn't it?
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Anyone knows hotels in Sao Paulo where you can meet working girls like Fairmont in Rio?
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As I have written a lot here, you just go to Central train station, and there are many people selling TIM, CLARO, VIVO chips, registered (cadastra), meaning you don't need a CPF, you just need as little as 10 reais.
OK, so then all you Zohan's out there can get on the phone with someone in say, Israel, or Colombia, or Russia and register a zap for them remotely, and they can for you. If you don't understand that, well, we have a saying in the Swiss Navy, life is hard, but it is harder if you're stupid.
So.
Then.
You are sitting in Colombia or Tel Aviv or Moscow, and you start messaging the girls in Rio with a DDD 21 whatsapp, and you get local rates.
[QUOTE=Xpartan;2902864]I agree this shit is ridiculously bad, but they lied to you, and you don't actually need CPF. At Shopping Rio Sul or another mall, go to TIM store with your passport and they will set you up on the phone with an English-speaking agent, albeit the whole damn thing will rob you of 1-2 hours of your precious vacation time. Alternatively, you can find a dedicated TIM shop anywhere in the city.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Steve9696;2902558]I am Americano but speak pretty good girl enthusiast level Portuguese. I took about 60 hours online just because I love Brasileiras so much. And it truly enhances things. And my colleagues are so impressed. If only they knew why. LOL.
That said you will be fine with google translate. My buddy Mark doesn't speak a lick and managed to get along just fine. Some girls speak some esp at Scandallo. But many don't. Just make sure to download the language to your phone in case internet is spotty.[/QUOTE]Thanks. Good advice from you and everyone who responded. Doing the Rosetta Stone learning now. 5 months until trip. "Eu quero fazar coito. Sem camisinha. " We'll see how far I get with that one.
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Revolut
[QUOTE=NiteRiderCal;2902711]Good to know. I will bring revolut, wise, capitalone and schwab card with me. In the past and the rest of the world. I only travel with just revolut. Simple, and if it ever get compromise, my lost would be limited. Brazil banking system is all over the place. Thing might work one day, the next it is not.[/QUOTE]Revolut loos very interesting and professional. But what is the use case? What do you use Revolut for that provides value for a girl enthusiast like me?
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[QUOTE=Xpartan;2902865]I remember researching Resolute, and it charges a fee after reaching some very low allowance. Maybe they've improved, I don't know. CapOne does charge it too, doesn't it?[/QUOTE]They never charge me anything other that the 0.5% when I buy something or take money out of the ATM. I use it to travel all over the world, including Rio and it work great. It was so reliable that I only take one card with me when I travel. Six month ago, it did not work at any bank ATM in Rio. I'm wondering what ATM card do you guy use and what exchange rate do you get. Seem like no one want to volunteer this info.
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[QUOTE=Steve9696;2902942]Revolut loos very interesting and professional. But what is the use case? What do you use Revolut for that provides value for a girl enthusiast like me?[/QUOTE]Revolut and their competitor Wise are interesting financial service companies, but at the entry level they seem to be just glossy debit cards that can send or receive money internationally to people with a Revolut or Wise account, I assume. There is nothing wrong with their concept, except both of these financial apps charge for ATM withdrawals after a small, limited number of free withdrawals and for purchases I do not see any reason to buy anything with a debit card when I have CC's like Cap One, Chase, Citi, BOA, or Wells Fargo, ect which offer points, miles, or cash back for purchases anywhere and in addition give the best FX money market bank rate available with no additional fees. Perhaps Revolut and Wise customers are young people who have not yet established a a solid good credit rating. Maybe that is their selling point. I don't not know.
But what Ido know is that the only additional card I need to bring on a trip, after my favorite CC's, to avoid bringing gobs of $$$ cash, is a zero fee ATM card like the Schwab debit card which reimburses the card holder at the end of the month for all ATM fees and bank charges incurred for withdrawals in local currency ie Brazilian, in this example.
There is another free, no fee, ATM cash withdrawal debit card issued by Needham Bank. I tried it out on my last trip and it worked just fine, so I will use it again as a backup, emergency debit card in the case something should happen to my Schwab debit card. No minimum balance is required with a Needham Bank checking account. Just set the up a checking account online and Zelle some money into the new account. I have around $100 sitting in it now, but I will move $500 into it before I fly to SP. It is for backup. I am only going to bring $500-$700 cash on my next 6 week trip. Pre Schwab, I used to bring soooo much cash with me on a 10 to 12 week trip to Thailand, Jakarta, Phnom, Macau it was insane. KKK, but I never got ripped off.
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[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2902941]Doing the Rosetta Stone learning now. 5 months until trip. "Eu quero fazar coito. Sem camisinha. " We'll see how far I get with that one.[/QUOTE]Very good. Tell the girls: "Eu quero fazar coito. Sem camisinha."
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[QUOTE=Steve9696;2902942]Revolut loos very interesting and professional. But what is the use case? What do you use Revolut for that provides value for a girl enthusiast like me?[/QUOTE]For you, I am not sure. In my case, it is one of the backup cards. For safety reason, I use this card in Medellin and only put enough money on it while I store my other cards elsewhere.
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[QUOTE=Nounce;2902774]I constantly attract English speaking Brazilians.
I was just at the bakery and the baker asked in English "anything else"? LOL. During lunch, I told the server my order, I guessed he was expecting something else, and I heard him spoke a word in English, then I told him what I want in English and Portuguese.
I ran into so many Brazilians who speak English. I think there is a cultural influence judging by that one can see Batman everywhere. I know several families paid for their kids to learn English. There are many study on their own, and these usually are smart.
Having said the above, they are the small minority. It's difficult to get around the country in English alone.[/QUOTE]My experience that there are so many Chileans and Argentines in Rio that the locals confuse me for someone who speaks Spanish, which I do.
I don't know how active the Chileans and Argentines are in our hobby.
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Capital One
[QUOTE=NiteRiderCal;2902949]They never charge me anything other that the 0.5% when I buy something or take money out of the ATM. I use it to travel all over the world, including Rio and it work great. It was so reliable that I only take one card with me when I travel. Six month ago, it did not work at any bank ATM in Rio. I'm wondering what ATM card do you guy use and what exchange rate do you get. Seem like no one want to volunteer this info.[/QUOTE]I use capital one and have really liked it. Exchange rate is competitive and it generally works everywhere. Used to be they would flag all my inyernational as fraud. What a pain. But I guess they figured it out. As someone else said Bradesco is more reliable in Brasil but you have to go during day.
P.S. They pay like 5% on savings so I keep all my girl money there and just transfer a few K to checking when I am going on a trip.
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Card Fees and nuances
[QUOTE=NiteRiderCal;2902949]They never charge me anything other that the 0.5% when I buy something or take money out of the ATM. I use it to travel all over the world, including Rio and it work great. It was so reliable that I only take one card with me when I travel. Six month ago, it did not work at any bank ATM in Rio. I'm wondering what ATM card do you guy use and what exchange rate do you get. Seem like no one want to volunteer this info.[/QUOTE]I've been in Brazil since October (save for detour to Buenos Aires) My Chase debit card gets hit with a $5 out of network ATM fee every time I use it to take out cash. Then the local bank charges a fee of 24 reias, for being a foreign card. None of this gets refunded like my Schwab bank card did. However, that one got stolen / lost (its a bit of a mystery still) on the beach in Floripa and I have had to use the Cap 1 Venture credit card as backup. But, the Cap 1 chip doesn't work well here in South America, so I have to insert the card in the card reader. The previous card I brought into S. A. had the same problem, so I got a replacement from Cap 1 and it's no better. Wish I had my Schwab card back. The chip works well on my Chase cards, too. Unfortunately my Chase Sapphire, an excellent card for travelers due to points and perks, also went along with the Schwab card, wherever that was. But for now, I'm using the Cap 1 credit card to accumulate miles, (which I just used to pay for my flight from Porto Alegre to Buenos Aires.).
You say you only take one card with you? I'd rethink that, specifically think about what you would do if you lost that one card you have.
There are only major two banks that take overseas cards: Santander and Bradesco. The commission is now 10% and 11%, up from 8% last year. Not good.
Itau, Banco do Brasil and God forbid, Caixa ATMs don't accept foreign cards, though someone told me Itau resumed handling foreign cards, an expat German woman told me it didn't.
Here in Porto Alegro, the main bank is Banrisul, and it has its own proprietary network. It doesn't take foreign cards, nor much of anything else. To make matters worse for the locals, not all merchants use the Banrisul network, you will see signs at businesses indicating it's not a payment option. The last GP I paid here with a CC, asked me what card I had. She accepted the Cap 1 Visa, but no Banrisul debit cards, nope. On that note, since the Schwab debit card got nicked, I've been able to use the Cap 1 Visa and acquire MILES through every sex provider. Prives, "escorts" and massage therapists accept Visa with a 8 to 10 reais surcharge. Still cheaper than all the fees that come with withdrawing cash from an ATM, if you don't have a card that reimburses the fees (like the Schwab bank card).
The Banco 24 Horas ATMs have a commission of 14%, so avoid them at all cost. Sadly, those are often the most convenient ATMs, as you will find them in Metro stations and grocery stores. And when the other bank ATMs don't work, theirs do. And those two banks have frequent network problems, which might have you going from on place to another.
Commissions on transactions with overseas cards are now up to 16% , which is displayed on the card reader, often to the amazement of the cashier, who is not familiar with all the extra screens that are generated when a foreign card goes through the reader. I recall my other lost cards, adjusted those fees.
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Omw
Boots on the ground in few days, looking into Rio's smaller town Juiz de Fora although I may change my mind last min. Never been there but seems cozy and got a sweet luxury condo deal at normal pricing. Trying to stay away from party towns since I'll likely camp out 6 mo or longer. Any intel anyone can offer on that town let me know please in terms of P4P spots etc.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2902922]As I have written a lot here, you just go to Central train station, and there are many people selling TIM, CLARO, VIVO chips, registered (cadastra), meaning you don't need a CPF, you just need as little as 10 reais.
OK, so then all you Zohan's out there can get on the phone with someone in say, Israel, or Colombia, or Russia and register a zap for them remotely, and they can for you. If you don't understand that, well, we have a saying in the Swiss Navy, life is hard, but it is harder if you're stupid.[/QUOTE]Alright then.
I'll take one for all Zohans out there by asking how much time this approach would save me. Specifically, there are two home bases I love to stay at when in Rio: Hyatt in Barra and Hilton in Leme. The first is 10 minutes away from Barra Shopping, the second is 5 minutes away from Rio Sul. Getting a sim card at either mall can take 1-2 hours depending on the crowds and TIM employee's level of ignorance, but you'll get it guaranteed.
Now Uruguaina. Commuting from Barra simply for a Sim card is just ridiculous. The trip from Hilton (if that's my first stop) is doable and will take 1-1. 5 hours RT depending on the traffic.
Of course, if you're going to Centro [U]anyway[/U] for an architectural tour of its downtown buildings with their magnificent antique elevator systems, that's another matter entirely. The old, lazy me, however, balks at the prospect of long commutes on his first day in Rio after the 10-15 HR redeye. I'd rather take it easy -- with my phone fully functional.
Meaning: I either come here with a prepaid 1 G eSim card that would be more than enough for the first 1-3 days until I decide it's time for Centro. This card will cost me $10 (not reais), but to me it's worth the peace of mind. Or, I'll go to the nearby shopping mall even before I unpack to get this dreadful chore taken care of.
Zohan out.
[QUOTE=NiteRiderCal;2902949]They never charge me anything other that the 0.5% when I buy something or take money out of the ATM. I use it to travel all over the world, including Rio and it work great. It was so reliable that I only take one card with me when I travel. Six month ago, it did not work at any bank ATM in Rio. I'm wondering what ATM card do you guy use and what exchange rate do you get. Seem like no one want to volunteer this info.[/QUOTE]Why? I use Schwab. Don't remember any issues with bad exchange rate, but I don't always pay attention.
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BR Entry
[QUOTE=JohnnyWalker55;2536655]Going to be in Rio for a month soon, I'm a degenerate and don't like more than 150/ HR hence ill be hitting up vm and prives. Thanks to Sperto, pokeris, mr ent, wyatt, exito, vagabundo for all the posts. Took until page 230 to hit some real prive reports for the deal hunters LOL.
Question: do you need the yellow fever vaccine to enter the country? So far I see it's recommended, not required, but unsure. AS far as I can tell you just need a PCR 3 days before entry and the attestation form thing. Thanks for the help, Ill be posting reports. Ready to fuck up some carioca bueta.[/QUOTE]I know this is a late reply but I'm also on my way approx same times as you and had to so some research LOL.
Copa Airlines is great if in your or you can still search requirements w them. On the bottom left on their main page ([URL]https://www.copaair.com/en-us/[/URL]) they have a "check your travel requirement" page where you can verify what you must have to enter Brazil. And yes that Yellow Fever vaccine section is on there and their answer is no. I searched and used them since they are correct on the E-Visa requirement that will be effective on 4/10/24 for US / CA residents whereas Avianca as the wrong date and had to ditch them LOL. Kudos to Copa!
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[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2902941]Thanks. Good advice from you and everyone who responded. Doing the Rosetta Stone learning now. 5 months until trip. "Eu quero fazar coito. Sem camisinha. " We'll see how far I get with that one.[/QUOTE]Make sure you have a few extra 100 reais in your hand when you say that. Just say sem camisinha and show her the money, she'll understand.
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Decline Conversion
[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;2903000]I've been in Brazil since October (save for detour to Buenos Aires) My Chase debit card gets hit with a $5 out of network ATM fee every time I use it to take out cash. Then the local bank charges a fee of 24 reias, for being a foreign card. None of this gets refunded like my Schwab bank card did. However, that one got stolen / lost (its a bit of a mystery still) on the beach in Floripa and I have had to use the Cap 1 Venture credit card as backup. But, the Cap 1 chip doesn't work well here in South America, so I have to insert the card in the card reader. The previous card I brought into S. A. had the same problem, so I got a replacement from Cap 1 and it's no better. Wish I had my Schwab card back. The chip works well on my Chase cards, too. Unfortunately my Chase Sapphire, an excellent card for travelers due to points and perks, also went along with the Schwab card, wherever that was. But for now, I'm using the Cap 1 credit card to accumulate miles, (which I just used to pay for my flight from Porto Alegre to Buenos Aires.).
You say you only take one card with you? I'd rethink that, specifically think about what you would do if you lost that one card you have.
There are only major two banks that take overseas cards: Santander and Bradesco. The commission is now 10% and 11%, up from 8% last year. Not good.
Itau, Banco do Brasil and God forbid, Caixa ATMs don't accept foreign cards, though someone told me Itau resumed handling foreign cards, an expat German woman told me it didn't.
Here in Porto Alegro, the main bank is Banrisul, and it has its own proprietary network. It doesn't take foreign cards, nor much of anything else. To make matters worse for the locals, not all merchants use the Banrisul network, you will see signs at businesses indicating it's not a payment option. The last GP I paid here with a CC, asked me what card I had. She accepted the Cap 1 Visa, but no Banrisul debit cards, nope. On that note, since the Schwab debit card got nicked, I've been able to use the Cap 1 Visa and acquire MILES through every sex provider. Prives, "escorts" and massage therapists accept Visa with a 8 to 10 reais surcharge. Still cheaper than all the fees that come with withdrawing cash from an ATM, if you don't have a card that reimburses the fees (like the Schwab bank card).
The Banco 24 Horas ATMs have a commission of 14%, so avoid them at all cost. Sadly, those are often the most convenient ATMs, as you will find them in Metro stations and grocery stores. And when the other bank ATMs don't work, theirs do. And those two banks have frequent network problems, which might have you going from on place to another.
Commissions on transactions with overseas cards are now up to 16% , which is displayed on the card reader, often to the amazement of the cashier, who is not familiar with all the extra screens that are generated when a foreign card goes through the reader. I recall my other lost cards, adjusted those fees.[/QUOTE]You shouldn't be paying ANY conversion fees. ATMs have two options. To accept conversion or decline it. Always DECLINE. Then there is no conversion fee and your home bank gives you close to spot rate. They always try to trick you on this. Like at the Banco 24 horas ones it now says "CANCEL conversion" which is scary and makes you think you are cancelling the transaction. You are not. You are just declining local conversion at their exhorbitsnt rates. Always decline / cancel conversion.
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Here is excerpt of relevant section from bubba boys guide which I have been updating with friends from ISG. Join our whatsapp group for latest updates. Message me, nounce, michaelsamuel to be added to whatsapp group. Bring your blood test and / or get one here in rio. I can pass you the mobile draw doc that the termas use so your test will be in porto.
The sceening process / How to Get Bareback in Rio:
It is very important to get a good feeling with a girl. I always ask the following questions and listen to the response. I ask the questions with a smile and try to make her laugh a bit; if she thinks you are fun she will usually reciprocate.
My (BB's) questions:
1) Are you good in bed? She will of course say she is the best. This is the icebreaker, a chance for her to relax and loosen up.
2) Why are you the best? What do you do? This is a more serious question, hopefully she will offer up exactly what she will be like in the sack. I will let her answer a bit, and if she doesn't offer up what I want to hear I will then directly ask.
3) Do you do everything? Again I will let her speak and watch very carefully for the response. If she says she does do anal, I will then ask if she likes it and carefully watch for her answer, if she says she really likes it and smiles, well then I am thinking you are going to have a good time.
The above 3 questions will give her a chance to tell you what she likes and what she doesn't like. Usually the above the questions are enough to get her to say whether she does anal or not, without you having to explicitly ask. If she hasn't offered whether she does it or not then I will then explicitly ask. The way she answers is more important than what she actually says. If she says, "I do anal but it depends on how big your are", well that is a red flag, more than likely she doesn't want to do it (and when you get to that point in the room, she will say "Your dick is too big! Again if you have a fetish for CIM and she says "I will let you do it if you only have a very clean dick", again a red flag, good chance she is going to turn her head away during the money shot. On the other hand if she says "I will do everything you want, baby" and says it with a smile, then sticks her tongue down your throat, then that is a very positive thing and you are probably in for some serious fun.
VB's questions:
Vc ten filhos? Do you have kids? The correct answer is no because it is easier to get her for pernoite. Pernoite is my plan because my pro forma week is pernoite 3-4 times, for sex daily (sometimes I take Saturday's off with Temple, and to drill with the Swiss consulate active duty Naval Infantry).
Onde vc mora? Where do you live? The correct answer is not a favela because I want to be able to visit her. For example, Meier is not a favela, and actually a middle class 'hood where it is safe, near North Shopping, and easily accessible by bus 457 from Copa. You as a man want a relationship with a woman who you can fuck and shit shower shave supper and sleep at her place because it is more intimate, and you want more intimate sex as it is better sex. But I do not want to go to a outright favela.
Vc transa sem camisinha? Sou limpio. Do you fuck (vaginally) without condom. I am clean. I want to BBFSCIP or BBFSCIA (cum in ass, which may be preferable for birth control, as pregnancy is the ultimate STD). Yes, get tested, get her tested (tier 1 termas test, that is part of what you are paying for, so do tier 1 prives, again, the clientele is paying for a clean girl). I want it raw. If you use condoms, I recommend the local brand, SKYN.
Eu posso gozar no seu boca? If you can't fuck her pussy bare, cum in her mouth. Rio is for the aggressive. I've been at swings where I just go up to a **** and shove my dick in her mouth while she is getting assfucked, and cum in her throat, never even know her name could never find the **** again if my life depended on it, but she swallowed like a good ****.
I will also look for negative signs, including;.
If the first thing a girl asks is "buy me a drink" I will be immediately on the defensive; if she is anything less than smoking hot she will be dumped immediately. Yeah I want to buy a girl a drink, but only after a few questions and only after I have decided there is a good chance I am going to take her to the cabine.
If when offered a drink, the girl tries to order the most fucking expensive thing on the menu, then that is a huge negative thing. I will always ask, "what would you like to drink", I will order for her. Doing this shows you are not an easy target. Red Bull and a mixed drink together from a girl I have just met, are $ 25-50+, is taking the piss. On the other hand an ex "Brazilian girlfriend", ordered just that when we met, I was with a buddy and he was with her friend, what saved her was the following – she says "I know red bulls and vodka are expensive, but if you buy one red bull, we can order 2 vodkas separately (between the 2 girls) and that will be a little cheaper. " I don't mind buying an "expensive drink" for a girl, I can afford it. I just don't like the idea of being taken for a mug. There were also a few other positive things which led us to relax a little, we knew we were going to have a good time with those 2; sometimes everything just clicks and it did!
No kissing with tongue before going to the cabine: Just before I go to the cabine I will make sure she kisses passionately, I don't particularly want to kiss a girl with tongue in the main Boate, but I do want to know if she is passionate. If she does not use tongue it is a sign she is not going to be passionate -- a big enough negative to ditch her in some cases. In the cheaper places they won't kiss passionately in the Boate, they are used to Brazilian guys that will kick a lot of tyres first. Once they know you are serious, they will be a lot more liberal.
Additionally: I always make sure you get a good look at the girl. Sometimes lighting can be a bit ordinary. Sometimes a girl looks completely different when sitting down, particularly in Brazil, when you really need to look at the complete package while standing. Another friend of mine was sitting with a girl, and she did look cute. When he decided to take her to the room, she gets up and says, "So, you like a girl with a big ass, do you?" . . . To his horror he looked down and saw a massive Bunda (ass). This catch phrase has become part of our vocabulary, as in when a friend says, "what do you think of this babe?" to which you reply, "so, you like a girl with a big ass?" (I. E. , her ass is a bit on the heavy side).
[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2902941]Thanks. Good advice from you and everyone who responded. Doing the Rosetta Stone learning now. 5 months until trip. "Eu quero fazar coito. Sem camisinha. " We'll see how far I get with that one.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=JohnnyWalker55;2536655]Question: do you need the yellow fever vaccine to enter the country? So far I see it's recommended, not required, but unsure. AS far as I can tell you just need a PCR 3 days before entry and the attestation form thing. Thanks for the help, Ill be posting reports. Ready to fuck up some carioca bueta.[/QUOTE]The answer is no. You need it to enter Colombia if you depart from Brazil.
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[QUOTE=Xpartan;2902865]I remember researching Resolute, and it charges a fee after reaching some very low allowance. Maybe they've improved, I don't know. CapOne does charge it too, doesn't it?[/QUOTE]You are right about the default low daily and monthly allowance. It can't even cover a monthly rent. I mostly use it as a buffer and for safety.
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Senor xpartan, I enjoyed meeting you and to the point for a ISG friend I might just take you a registered chip which I as find is a in demand item and for 50 r at central one can get 5. We had a caiprihinha at barra posto 2 in front of at classicobeachclub where we discussed life in moscow vc nyc if I recall. A good spot to swim as the currents are never strong and the water is clean.
My ask is a tmobile chip that I can register with a phone call or another chip. Or we can discuss by PM, a few items from amazon in the good old EUA, like some phone cases which even after a few years break apart.
[QUOTE=Xpartan;2903036]Alright then.
I'll take one for all Zohans out there by asking how much time this approach would save me. Specifically, there are two home bases I love to stay at when in Rio: Hyatt in Barra and Hilton in Leme. The first is 10 minutes away from Barra Shopping, the second is 5 minutes away from Rio Sul. Getting a sim card at either mall can take 1-2 hours depending on the crowds and TIM employee's level of ignorance, but you'll get it guaranteed.
Now Uruguaina. Commuting from Barra simply for a Sim card is just ridiculous. The trip from Hilton (if that's my first stop) is doable and will take 1-1. 5 hours RT depending on the traffic.
Of course, if you're going to Centro [U]anyway[/U] for an architectural tour of its downtown buildings with their magnificent antique elevator systems, that's another matter entirely. The old, lazy me, however, balks at the prospect of long commutes on his first day in Rio after the 10-15 HR redeye. I'd rather take it easy -- with my phone fully functional.
Meaning: I either come here with a prepaid 1 G eSim card that would be more than enough for the first 1-3 days until I decide it's time for Centro. This card will cost me $10 (not reais), but to me it's worth the peace of mind. Or, I'll go to the nearby shopping mall even before I unpack to get this dreadful chore taken care of.
Zohan out.
Why? I use Schwab. Don't remember any issues with bad exchange rate, but I don't always pay attention.[/QUOTE]
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Atm ymmv
I think I see why there is a your mile may vary when it come to ATM. With Wise and Revolut, I guess it depend on your home country, your fee may be different from my. I'm in the US. As for if your ATM will work or not, something have changed last year with Brazilian banking system. My guess is you are no long able to get money from a bank ATM with Visa card. I went to both Visa and Mastercard website, and search their ATM locator. I search for Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro. There one or two Bank ATM with Visa. Where as for Mastercard there is alot of bank ATM. Maybe the reason why Revolut did not work for me was my card was a Visa card.
[URL]https://www.visa.com/locator/atm[/URL]
[URL]https://www.mastercard.us/en-us/personal/get-support/find-nearest-atm.html[/URL]
Any on my next trip I will bring both card from different banks, and will report back. But with a country like Brazil, thing changes from one day to the next.
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[QUOTE=Xpartan;2903036]
Meaning: I either come here with a prepaid 1 G eSim card that would be more than enough for the first 1-3 days until I decide it's time for Centro. This card will cost me $10 (not reais), but to me it's worth the peace of mind. Or, I'll go to the nearby shopping mall even before I unpack to get this dreadful chore taken care .
[/QUOTE]Are you carrying a burner that has a physical sim so that you can add a sim later upon arrival into Rio? If you have a phone that has one physical and one eSIM, then I assume you just swap out your original sim for the new one for Brazil.
Since my phone has two esims, I tried to get my friend to get me a prepaid eSIM (using his cpf) for Brazil but it works out to be too expensive for a just a few days of use. Easier to buy an eSIM online with 5 GB of download for the time I spent there.
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Daytime and nighttime action in Barra, where?
Hi guys,
I am a regular Rio monger but I have always been in Copa to date. Now I will be in Barra for some weeks and I am wondering what is the best place there to pick up girls during the day? Since I am on European time zone I will be most horny in the morning and early afternoon).
And for the night: is it all termas or massage parlours or is there a similar place like Mabs?
Thanks guys for any hints!
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[QUOTE=Anaggie;2903332]...Since my phone has two esims, I tried to get my friend to get me a prepaid eSIM (using his cpf) for Brazil but it works out to be too expensive for a just a few days of use. Easier to buy an eSIM online with 5 GB of download for the time I spent there.[/QUOTE] How much is too much? I have one that starts at as little as 25 BRL for a month, and month by month
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[QUOTE=Nounce;2903338]How much is too much? I have one that starts at as little as 25 BRL for a month, and month by month[/QUOTE]Is this a regular account that you have connected to a credit card? How much data do you get? This might work as I can store the eSIM in my phone and just turn it on when I land in Rio.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2903144]Here is excerpt of relevant section from bubba boys guide which I have been updating with friends from ISG. Join our whatsapp group for latest updates. Message me, nounce, michaelsamuel to be added to whatsapp group. Bring your blood test and / or get one here in rio. I can pass you the mobile draw doc that the termas use so your test will be in porto.
The sceening process / How to Get Bareback in Rio:
It is very important to get a good feeling with a girl. I always ask the following questions and listen to the response. I ask the questions with a smile and try to make her laugh a bit; if she thinks you are fun she will usually reciprocate.
My (BB's) questions:
1) Are you good in bed? She will of course say she is the best. This is the icebreaker, a chance for her to relax and loosen up.[/QUOTE]Excellent post and advice for falando ingles foreigner visiting Rio. Already practicing the phrases.
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Hello Rio,
For the daytime:
Compared to the high end clinicas / prives in sao paulo, is there anything like that in rio? I've only found medium & low end prives.
For the nighttime:
I know there's nothing as high end as scandallo in rio or maybe even the entire world, but what would be the closest thing in rio?
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Mabs
Was in Mabs last week, very poor quality as usual, Friday Saturday and Sunday lot of rain in Rio so very few girls in Mabs, prices 300/400 reais hour.
I found some, was lucky.
I also met girls on fatal model and gp arena
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Two of my buddies went to Rio last week. One used to live there. They both have not been since Help closed. I do not think they will be going back.
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[QUOTE=Filho;2903334]Hi guys,
I am a regular Rio monger but I have always been in Copa to date. Now I will be in Barra for some weeks and I am wondering what is the best place there to pick up girls during the day? Since I am on European time zone I will be most horny in the morning and early afternoon).
And for the night: is it all termas or massage parlours or is there a similar place like Mabs?
Thanks guys for any hints![/QUOTE]Euro Spa and Eros massagem are both in barra, some good looking girls and prices are 220 for an hour. There is recreio also, when I went it was carnival so selection wasn't that impressive.
I would prefer to metro and head to centro and you will have unlimited selection of prives.
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[QUOTE=Anaggie;2903332]Are you carrying a burner that has a physical sim so that you can add a sim later upon arrival into Rio? If you have a phone that has one physical and one eSIM, then I assume you just swap out your original sim for the new one for Brazil.
Since my phone has two esims, I tried to get my friend to get me a prepaid eSIM (using his cpf) for Brazil but it works out to be too expensive for a just a few days of use. Easier to buy an eSIM online with 5 GB of download for the time I spent there.[/QUOTE]I carry two phones. One is my old, but fully functional smartphone that I don't mind losing. For this reason I prefer carrying it outside in Brazil. That's the phone I install a physical card in.
Another one is my current phone. I buy a 1 GB eSIM card for $10 before travel, and it serves me well because I use WiFi wherever I can and Zap is free anyway. I basically only need this 1 gb for Uber and Google Maps, and when it fails to connect to WiFi at the airport.
The only inconvenience is that when I go on tours, or walks, or expect to take pictures otherwise, I still have to take my better phone with me, because the old one's camera is shit. But this setup works for me in general.
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Sim
If your phone support esim get you can get one before you even land in Brazil. [URL]https://www.airalo.com/brazil-esim[/URL].
I used this on the last three trips. Cheap and convenient if your phone supports dual SIM.
Just change cellular data to the new esim and you're set.
[QUOTE=DandyMan51;2902060]This is my biggest complaint when I visit Brazil. I even got a cpf and I still couldn't get a sim card from a shop. Your two best options are:
1. Get a girl to buy a sim card for you using here CPF.
2. Buy a TIM sim card and activate it using the English line which you can only access via Portuguese menu (because Brazil). I think it is along the lines of dialing *144 then pressing 3 to activate and then 3 again for the English line. They ask you for your passport number, expiry date, name and city. It doesn't matter if you give them fake info for all of this. I looked at my activation data for one of my sim cards and the completely mangled both my name and passport number but my phone worked fine.
Recharging is also a pain and I found it to be best done via drsim online even with the annoying fee tagged on top of the recharge.[/QUOTE]
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Silence is Answer
[QUOTE=BenTiger07;2903645]Hello Rio,
For the daytime:
Compared to the high end clinicas / prives in sao paulo, is there anything like that in rio? I've only found medium & low end prives.
For the nighttime:
I know there's nothing as high end as scandallo in rio or maybe even the entire world, but what would be the closest thing in rio?[/QUOTE]Think you got your answer from the silence. I think Monte Carlo and Solarium are as high end as Rio gets and that is a FAR cry from Scandallo and Bomboa. So yeah I'the say nothing vaguely similar. But I like Monte Carlo for a small bar vibe and a smallish but pretty girls selection.
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Well, or repetition.
This comes up over and over and maybe board regulars just don't always answer.
The answer is Perola Negra. See below.
[QUOTE=Steve9696;2904050]Think you got your answer from the silence. I think Monte Carlo and Solarium are as high end as Rio gets and that is a FAR cry from Scandallo and Bomboa. So yeah I'the say nothing vaguely similar. But I like Monte Carlo for a small bar vibe and a smallish but pretty girls selection.[/QUOTE]
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I learned every man's taste is different & I respect that, but from my perspective thus far on comparing Rio / Paulo:
There is no high end prive / clinica in rio like there is in sao paulo. I heard someone say onix so I visited. By saying onix is high end, you told me you never been to high end clinicas without telling me. Medium end spot at best. But that's ok as you can find those gems who don't know theyre gems yet in the medium end prives sometimes.
As far as most high end spots in rio, it seems to be those spots you guys just mentioned. Perola's good, but not the most high end in rio. I went on a Wednesday though. I'll try it on a weekend.
Online escort scene is equal in both areas. Can find it all from low to high class. Online escort isn't something I do often though. I get why guys do it, but I don't enjoy a virtual feeling of hunting through researching, scheduling, & then no shows or doesn't look like her 35% of the time. There are alot of sites, but fatalmodel (has it all. Ow-high end) got the job done for me. Barravipsrio too (for high end only).
Can generally save more in rio than sao paulo. Cost of living slightly lower.
As someone from the city in US, more city from sao paulo can bother me. So escaping to rio's scenery just feels healthier.
With no clear winner, ill just have to split my time in both.
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Centaurus
[QUOTE=Steve9696;2904050]Think you got your answer from the silence. I think Monte Carlo and Solarium are as high end as Rio gets and that is a FAR cry from Scandallo and Bomboa. So yeah I'the say nothing vaguely similar. But I like Monte Carlo for a small bar vibe and a smallish but pretty girls selection.[/QUOTE]Centaurus used to be known as the "high brow" termas in Rio. But in any event, just like all the rest of the termas, it's not close to being in Scandallo's league. That's for certain.
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I have now listened to both.
Tropic of cancer and tropic of capricorn over and over.
I find solace in a soulmate writer, henry miller.
Though I will even start to use kunt to avoid the auto spell correction for the dreaded see word.
Since I am a professor of feminist literature at a university federativa in Brazil, professor fidel castro, intercambio from Cuba via venezela, working on a spot bitcoin etf with the central banco de brics, I oben no one, except that kunt dilma, who towers over botafogo with a strapon, or is it just the gin talking?
I have not smoked or drank since at least a hundred hours ago, perha.
[QUOTE=RioD;2893751]It seems that your posts are somewhat in the style of Henry Miller's "Tropic Of Cancer".[/QUOTE]
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I have now listened to both.
Tropic of cancer and tropic of capricorn over and over.
I find solace in a soulmate writer, henry miller.
Though I will even start to use kunt to avoid the auto spell correction for the dreaded see word.
Since I am a professor of feminist literature at a university federativa in Brazil, professor fidel castro, intercambio from Cuba via venezela, working on a spot bitcoin etf with the central banco de brics, I oben no one, except that kunt dilma, who towers over botafogo with a strapon, or is it just the gin talking?
I have not smoked or drank since at least a hundred hours ago, perhaps I should start again? Or I should start again my healthy sex addiction in lieu of all of the above.
Can someone please send any documents to expense terapias from hoars to the swiss veterans administration for the treatment of trauma, and documents for vitamin k and thc for psychiatric services to the swiss re insurance agency for ubs?
Danke.
And all the answers for the imarty exam to become a brazilian diplomat?
[QUOTE=RioD;2893751]It seems that your posts are somewhat in the style of Henry Miller's "Tropic Of Cancer".[/QUOTE]
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Highest Success Rate?
Plan on using termas, prives, massage joints in rio as candidate pool for getting working girls to my hotel for sessions next day. My goals are BBFS, GFE and "scamfree as little hassle as possible" sessions at hotel. Hotel is higher end, JW or Porto. I'm good-looking guy, will speak some Portuguese, and have decent rap with girls. Very experienced monger. First time in Brazil. Will have shit together re tests, PREP and how to pitch that. Done it many times.
I only have 6 days in Rio. So, my question is which venue will have the highest success rate? I'm not so much needing all girls to be 9/10's. I'd rather have 6/7 that was immense fun and provided good GFE experiences.
Can do some online game too before, but as many on this board has said online is fraught with no show and time wasters (my fucking pet peeve -- wasting my time).
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Independents in Copa are awesome!
Apologies for a review that is a few months old.
Arrived in Rio late the previous night with a boner. Randomly picked the ibis Copacabana Posto 5 for stay. Paid about $60 for stay including breakfast.
I was planning to call a girl I had been talking to a temp love motel. But when I told her that I am staying in Ibis, she said it is one of the best places for mongering. 2 birds with one stone!
She was phenomenal. She seemed to want to stay beyond our agreed upon time. She seemed hesitant to leave but I really had to sleep after a 17 hour flight and a 2 hour fuck. Slept like a baby and then woke up to find the apartment a mess with condoms on the floor. Tipped room service and started off one of the best weeks of my life. Fucked 11 girls in my 7 days there. Will post reports as and when I get time.
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[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2904551]Plan on using termas, prives, massage joints in rio as candidate pool for getting working girls to my hotel for sessions next day. My goals are BBFS, GFE and "scamfree as little hassle as possible" sessions at hotel. Hotel is higher end, JW or Porto. I'm good-looking guy, will speak some Portuguese, and have decent rap with girls. Very experienced monger. First time in Brazil. Will have shit together re tests, PREP and how to pitch that. Done it many times.
I only have 6 days in Rio. So, my question is which venue will have the highest success rate? I'm not so much needing all girls to be 9/10's. I'd rather have 6/7 that was immense fun and provided good GFE experiences.
Can do some online game too before, but as many on this board has said online is fraught with no show and time wasters (my fucking pet peeve -- wasting my time).[/QUOTE]The JW was totally cool with working girls when I was there in November. They know what's up. Ideally, tell them to dress modestly but either way, I didn't have any problems. Hell, the bartender in the lobby complimented me on my picks the day after😂.Albert is his name I think, a cool MF. If you need any kind of info, ask him. He knows what time it is.
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[QUOTE=SethMacfarlane;2904636]The JW was totally cool with working girls when I was there in November. They know what's up. Ideally, tell them to dress modestly but either way, I didn't have any problems. Hell, the bartender in the lobby complimented me on my picks the day after😂.Albert is his name I think, a cool MF. If you need any kind of info, ask him. He knows what time it is.[/QUOTE]If anyone is staying at the JW, just make sure the girl has her original ID card or the digital one from the govt to register if you are bringing her up to the room. I have had issues with the front desk about the girl not having an original card or using a pdf copy. Each time it was at night and the girl was staying overnight so I don't know about guests for a few hours.
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[QUOTE=Anaggie;2904733]If anyone is staying at the JW, just make sure the girl has her original ID card or the digital one from the govt to register if you are bringing her up to the room. I have had issues with the front desk about the girl not having an original card or using a pdf copy. Each time it was at night and the girl was staying overnight so I don't know about guests for a few hours.[/QUOTE]Yes will do. Whether required or not I always tell girls to have their ID and be ready to present to front desk. Cuts down on scammers or problem girls.
Seth, I will look for Alberto if he's still there in Sept. Do you think he could be a source of reliable girls if I tell him what's on the menu? When I travel, I'm a tourist and monger so I don't have unlimited time to source a bunch of venues. Although I will make my rounds to a couple termas, boates, prives, clinicas in Rio and SP.
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What are your favorite Passport Bros youtube channels? Prepper Channels?
This is a topic that deserves its own new group / thread, etc.
I will post my links, below.
I would become a Passport Bro Youtuber, but I am the fkin SWISS NAVY Attache, and the SWISS AMBO is sick, and SWITZERLAND has tapped me to be a Swiss Ambassador for a few years. And all youtubers are poor. Except for MR BEAST and ROGAN, so maybe I should become VAGABUNDO PASSPORT BRO! Who would join that channel, haha!
[URL]https://youtu.be/Lb4QlISIIH0?si=h7dKQY14vFc6G_aJ[/URL]
[URL]https://youtu.be/d01PmbHEekk?si=Bffqx646Hwf7qiGT[/URL]
Marine X because this motherfer is a real Marine and you need this shit in Rio de Janeiro. You need to prep for Nuclear War. This is the best place for nuclear war because no one will nuke the capital of hoaring kunts in the world. Rio is the capital of the world and it's own planet.
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The Russian.
I walk the kunt back from the University to the Russian embassy, from the school in the hills with the rich negras and pretos and mulattas and the sheiks and high priests of the Slavic Orthodox church. There are two pretos who both want to fuck the Russian, and she wants to fuck the pretos.
We all have been drinking and smoking ganja but not the Russian, she is pure, pure as the driven snow outside of Moscow where in 1942 my grandfather Christian Shultz of the German Army, the Wermacht ploughed Russians, like all our fascist forebears, and now the Jews he put in the camps are allegedly committing genocide, and the Russians are fighting the fascists again, the Communists are fighting the fascists and the nationalists in Latina countries are attaching wires from field phones to Jihadis, and cranking the handle until the alleged terrorist suspects named Abdullah foam from the mouth, writhing in agony as their balls die by electrocution first, but not their brain. What is that the torturer says in 120 days of Salom, we will kill you 1000 times rather than once, we will parade you into faux so called courts of law, with your ears bandaged because we cut them off and fed them to you, and your eyes hanging out, and we go to the Metro Leblon, first one preto says good night to the Russian, and then the other preto tries to linger behind because he wants to fuck the Russian, to shove 22 centimeters of black dick up into her shit filled ass without any lube except for his spit, but I circle back and linger longer, and as she is calling the uber, I catch my Russian tutor's hand. I am paying her. In reais. In cash. Because I refuse to get PIX because I do not want to be tracked by communists, and now Brazil, a province of Russia, is communist, just as surely as is China, and Russia, and Venezuala, and Cuba.
She thinks I am cuban, because I told her so, and because I declared my allegiance to communism back up at the school in the hills, where we have hiked for months, every Sunday, for a hundred weeks. While she teaches me Russian. And I pay her in kind, by teaching her English. American English. American Porn English.
And finance.
She is a semi pro.
I have become tired of hoars and kunts.
Or so I thought.
Then I took her by Uber to Motel VIPS, where she tutored me in Russian, and I tutored her.
We watched Annette Schwartz fucked by 5 black men outside of an abortion clinic in East LA gangland from blacksonblondes dot com.
Ice Cold fucked Annette, and Annette choked, and pulled the trigger on the and word.
The and word.
It is like a gun. You have to have a license to use it.
It is like fuk.
Or hoar.
Or kunt.
Admins from websites will program their HTML to find and replace the and word, kunt, or hoar. And replace the words with asteriks.
As if it makes any difference.
There is a version of Huck Finn, like Django Unchained, or like James a new novel, or like American Fiction, watch closely at the end of the film, a image of Jim sits there, watching the main black character, and the main character who was up for an Oscar salutes Jim from Huck Finn a pair of centuries ago, more or less, Rogan, Hemingway, Twain, Franklin are American Literature -- Letras -- in four words, and I have taught my Russian kunt hoar who fuks like the 20 year old ballerina that she is to speak perfect American English by watching Joe Rogan, now on youtube again, after the marxists in the Nasdaq tried to cancel him, those kunts, those dry, 45+ kunts, your wives, dear ISG reader, internationalsexguide. NL reader. Those kunts may as well have their kunt libs, labia stitched shut in the hospital in Botafogo down the street from Bambina, where I had my colon done, a day later for Nina DePonca to give me a handjob in the hospital. Now there's a kunt, Nina, older, in her 40's, but her kunt still lubes up, and her hands know how to frig a prick.
Yes, the Russian would listen to Joe Rogan on spotify and youtube between fucking up at VIPS, where Stagliano did his best work on [URL]evilangel.com[/URL]. We would listen to Rogan, Springteen, and we would fuck. I took up cycling again, and triathlon, and we would swim half a mile at Posto 2 by our apartment which Mossad paid for half the year, and the SWISS NAVY intelligence chief paid for for the other half -- not out of his agency, but out of his personal funds, mind you.
So, the Russian and I would swim, then hop on the little orange rental bikes from ITAU, and we would bike down to Posto 12, and then we would hike to the nude beach, to Praia Abrico, and we would fuk.
I fucked her ass.
Bare because she liked pain, that was a year ago.
And the only lube we had was CLP, cleaner Lubricant Protectant. CLP, a little bottle of which I kept in the pistol grip of the Taurus T4, disassembled in half in my backpack, the one I always carry, the one by a local Brazilian brand. And she didn't want to get preggers. So, we used the greek method of birth control. She gave me her tight little Russian ass, the one on the top of those long dancers legs. More than once the faggots had circled us, and more than once, the Russian had taken a suppressed Glock 26 out of her camelback, and shot a Brazilian faggot in the dick, which was hard. And then we would fuk more, the monkeys having receded from the sight of a man bleeding out from his balls. She liked that. I liked that she liked that. My grandfather Christian Shultz of Hamburg liked that too when he raped Russians on the way to Moscow, and on the way back to Berlin, and in Prague, where he signed the manifests that sent Jews from the trains to my grandmother, Emmi Shultz of Hamburg, Germany, where we kept them in our family apartments near the wharf, where we paid fisher boat captains in gold to take them to Amsterdam, which is why, in the water bottle compartment of my Rush 72 5-11 pack, I have a dozen black passports, sent to me by the Rothschild's family office, because the Russian is from a Russian Orthodox family which does business with Russian Jews.
That was a year ago, 71 weeks ago, to be exact.
I can't give the Russian the codename Ann Amari because she is not black, but, I do give her the codename Anne Amari anyway, because I know, ironically, the Russian prefers big black dick -- or as she likes to call BBC -- and-word dick, just like Annette Schwartz in Blacks and Blondes, you know the one, Dreman, the one where the Kraut Nazi biatch -- there is another one of those words -- uses the and-word, pulls that trigger on that and-word just like Annette Schwartz pulls the trigger on a Assault Rifle in 7. 92 Kurtz, with a telescopic sight that her father made for her in a machine shop down at the wharf in Hamburg, like my mother.
My mother would watch Sound of Music over and over.
She would watch Sound of Music because of her kinship with the nun of the movie who goes to Salzburg and fucks a Austrian Navy Captain, then to take the family to Switzerland, because I am that Captain, with 453,438 illegitimate children from Tijuana to Porto Allegre, all of whom will get Medical Degrees on the dime of Gavin Newsom, that faggot.
So, the Russian learns Spanish from Carlos Santana, and I learn Russian from her favorite Russian pop music with good Russian language to learn Russian, and what is the best Netflix movies to learn Russian?
We would fuk like that, an hour of Russian tutoring for me, and then I would sit and play [URL]economist.com[/URL] audio for her, and eat her pussy with my finger in her tight kunt, I would be listening to Henry Miller on earbuds with my lips stroking her clit, while I used just one finger to stroke her g spot, until she came, again. See, the thing about [URL]economist.com[/URL] audio is that it is good English to teach finance, and I would raise the topic of prostittution with students by playing the article from 2014 on prostitutiion with all the charts on how white biatchs get more, and we would joke, that the Russian has the callsign of a black girl from Haiti, Anne Amari, that is. The Russian likes to eat pussy too, by the way, especially black pussy, especially when she has the black girl tied up and a ball gag in her mouth. That's why I love the Russian, and because its genetic.
I am a viking.
My German Grandfather was enslaving and freeing Jews while he was killing Russians on the steppes of Ukraine when my father was shooting gooks and japs and the yellow man with his 40 mm Bofors cannon, and his. 50 Ma deuce, with Marine Corps advisers in the Straits of Malacca in the battle of 1941 to 1944, when he would offload thai hoars for gold and ganja, and other barter with Indians, those horny fuks.
I digress.
So, it was March 14th. We were at the Leblon Metro. The preto named Felipe was trying hard to fuk the Russian. I came back up to the street, and caught her eye. I had messaged her on Zap, vamos no dias Ferreira. To the apartment above boteca Belmonte. She had done this a dozen times. There was the Hezbollah Jihadi she had sliced in the stomach outside of Na Brasa Colombia.
I was seated inside with a DE at agent, after catholic mass on Sunday night. We were at a street window. The Jihadi had been folliwing me, but Anne Amari Russian had been following me, as was our habit. She had a 5. 7 Palmetto State Pistol with a suppressor in the camelback. She had shot the jihadi once in the balls. Then she had taken his balls, as we often liked to do in the hills of Yemen and Ethiopia when we were interning with doctors without borders, usually with a bunch of former SEALS and active duty SEALS embedded.
The Russian and I trained Capoiera, for our beach fucks at abrico, there in the capoiera studios of downtown Sao Paulo in Bela Vista where we tracked the Hezbollah slave traders and gun runners and porn producers and soul stealers and sinners with their kunts and guns. The American kunts will cut your dick off because you use the and-word without a license, but they could care less if you write that a hot ass Russian ballerina cut off a black muslim criminal terrorist's balls outside of Na Brasa Colombia in Botafogo to protect me, while I reported a source to a SWISS NAVY NCIS agent.
The Russian and I sprinted at a slow jog back to Boteca Belmonte, then we found a rare negra and her Brazilian soccer player boyfriend from Germany at Boteca Belmonte, and then we four foot patrolled to the Russian consulate, where we fucked. The Russian fucked the Brazilian and the German with a strapon, and I fucked the Russian and the Brazilian kunt. We entered the Russian consulate with a key FOB that opened the garage door, and we swept in in a good wedge formation that the instructors at Quantico had taught us in Officers Candidate School during Small Unit Leadership Evaluation One, where I was a SWISS NAVY exchange Officer from Medellin, so long ago, in the summer of 1998.
"Give me 1000 words of erotica" the Russian would command me in her purring perfect American English voice. The fucking KGB was paying me to tutor her in American English. We were in the priest's apartment, casa de padres, in the hills around the university. There was the crazy eyed priest who ministered to samba schools in the Rocinha hills, up Estrada the Gavea, where the red headed Ruiva kunt attended the doctor professors in the School of Saude, where the surgeon, like God, had taught me surgery, just as the Roman soldiers had put a spear in the side of Christ, like the surgeon pierced my side in the hospital in Botafogo, 7 months, 189 days ago. God the surgeon had after I was asleep put a catheter in my penis, and after he took it out, Nina DePonca had stroked my dick back to health with her hand, the same one that milked the balls of a fellow ISG member in the pool in the swing deck at Paris Cafe less than a month ago, like a good cum extraction nurse. Because that is what the former Rayssa of JuPanteras dot com does best, she knows how to get a man off with her mouth and fist, or her fingers.
You date a black girl with a tight Haitian ass with a pitbull so you have a fire team of 3, but you can substitute a Russian ballerina for the black girl and call her Anne Amari because black girls and hot ass Russian ballerinas are interchangeable for the purposes of security.
So, that was the fifth or tenth time we fucked, in the casa de padres, in the apartment.
Then we would fuck in the priest's dressing room in the church, where I had a key and a locker because I was an altar boy walkon who was trusted to carry a cross and a collection plate full of money, and she was too because she was devout Slavic Orthodox. We reunited Western and Eastern Christianity. My Catholic balls tightened up, and her Slavic Orthodox kunt muscles milked my German milk, my Malaysian Muslim seed, into her box, and she bore me a dozen children, all boys, all medical doctors by 2050 on the dime of Gavin Newsom, that faggot.
Not that there is anything wrong with that, but real women, like Anne Amari and the Russian Anne Amari detest faggots, because they do not like the competition. Good Russian women cut off the balls of German prisoners before they send them back to their women. Because the world is a violent place, and Brasil is neutral.
So, if you want to fuck kunt that works at JP Morgan Prime Brokerage clients in the Russian Consulate, get a apartment in Leblon, near the metro, on the foot path back into the hills by the Christian university. Then find the slavic orthodox ballerinas. You can warm up on negras and morenas and mulattas and brancas, indeed, the slavic orthodox kunts like to have their white pussies eaten out by mulattas with their thick lips and long tongues, all the better for sucking on slavic orthodox clits like the clitorises are small penises, just a centimeter or a dozen milimeters long.
Then sometime in 2054, when I am with my Russian queen in our house out on Isla Grande, surrounded by decommissioned SWISS NAVY Virginia and Seawolf class submarines tied up with Petrobras oil tankers and helicopters, surrounded by our families of medical doctors and pit bulls and US Marine Corps Commissioned Officers and Staff Non Commissioned Officers, we take turns piloting FPV drones to drop thermobaric grenades onto hoards of Jihadi masses.
It is always easy to find a black Anne Amari at Vila Mimosa or Lapa or Centro. I pay 300 reais pernoite. I fuk the negra Anne Amari once a day, and she cooks and cleans a little and eats and insists on uber to and fro from the favela, where she dodges 7. 62 x 51 rounds from para FALs.
But it takes some skill to find a Russian Slavic Orthodox Anne Amari, lets call the Russian Monica Sweetheart, how is that for a porn allusion, Senor Dreman?
The Russian doesn't smoke ganja. She doesn't drink. She trained dance in Russia, and together we train Capoeira in Brazil, we swim bike run from at classicobeachclub to Praia Abrico, where we fuk, kill for fun, and then swim out to the boat which we take with the Grupo Maritimo out to the waiting USS SEAWOLF and from thence to USS Florida with the love shack in the Captain's suite -- our love shack is nothing more than a Macbook Pro with 24 gb of RAM -- thanks Senor MichaelSamuel -- and the iPhone 13 in a waterproof neck case -- thanks senor Dreman.
I am not a secret agent.
Dreman is not a CIA officer. Dreman is a Assistant US Attorney from the Southern District of New York. And Uncle Sam is grateful to the Russian for what she did there in Botafogo last week. Uncle Sam is grateful to the Russian dancer, who tumbled in a flawless capoeira move to break the aggressor's jaw after she shot him and before she took what made him a man.
After the Russian left the Jihadi alive -- she had applied the tourniquit -- I circled back to Na Brasa Colombia, and then I took the Russian to Hotel Panda. We were regular faces. She had been my tutor, and I had been her tutor for weeks, and we took the same bus to Metro Botafogo from the hills, where we shared ear buds to listen to Russian or American pop -- Springsteen, Jimmy Hendrix, and all the pernoite soft rock that Manuela Gomes had given me in Motel Love Time years ago in 2014 when we were first fucking.
There are 12 million sets of eyes in Rio de Janeiro, but it is a small town of small towns.
Fuking negras in Botafogo was my passion.
I fuked Kainan Bellato in the Airbnb in Botafogo, and cooked, and she offered me her bare free gratis holes for the use of the apartment while she was a new hoar. Kainan was the best, the tightest, until the Russian, a black Russian, or a White Russian, and I walked around Rio with the Russian, like the Big Lebowski, with my big lebowski up her ass for months, until she got on the pill, then I emptied my seed into her kunt, now on medication to prevent pregnancy, the ultimate STD. Sometime in 2043, the Russian will turn 40, but I won't settle for asians, even though I am half asian, no I won't settle for Thai kunts, I won't settle for Latina kunts, or black kunts, or even German kunts, or best of all Italian kunts, like my father, a thirteenth generation SWISS GUARD (when a criminal record of running girls at knife point for the mafia does not ruin a career as a guard of popes, all of whom like Saint Augustine documents in Confessions had hoars, the present Argentino included, preferably tight young Italians with creamy pussies between their 15 year old legs when their weak 16 year old brothers are tied up by the Football linemen in the weight room at Saint Augustine College Preparatory, Lake Como, Switzerland (before the battles in which I earned my SWISS NAVY CROSS).
I shot my sperm into the Russian's kunt with the fury of a German corporal shooting a 50 mm flak into a attacking T34 tank at the last stand of Bakmut or Advika, and she laced her long russian fingers around my scrotum with strength that I knew could sterilize me as I came, each sperm, a million of them in each load, invaded her falopian tube, like polish prisoners conscripted by my German grandfather to scrape away the crust of Russian infantry before my Grandfather tightened a finger around the trigger of the 50 mm, turning 4 Russian boys into pig roast, which in the Russian winter were a source of protein and fat.
And she gave me a child. And then a dozen.
And one of them, a licensed medical doctor, became the first Pope of a Unified Russian Orthodox and Catholic and Jewish unified church, not to mention the second coming of the Prophet Muhammed, all while doing tantric yoga to better fuck the Buddhist Japanese samba dancer at Samba School Salguera, you know the hot Japanese one that we saw that night a month ago with ISGer Caliboy, after we met up with PV118, that line of computer code who has jammed his centimeters bare into dozens of kunts which he keeps on a special wechat spreadsheet. I put that in there because I know he reads this, as do all of you jealous gamer porner fuks in the Rich World Pussy Prison known as Amerika, ruled by Feminazis named Pelosi and Cortez who strap on laws to fuck your ass and mouth and even your Amerikan pisshole if they can get another dead kunt like say Feinstein to put in the catheter, because you read this and you are jealous that I jammed my 17 centimeters of German bratwurst into the tight, bare, black kunt of a Russian named Anne Amari Monica Sweetheart, whom I gave a Google Pixel phone so I could track her every move by the IMEI, so I could drop a hellfire onto her cheating ass.
We would listen to the pernoite playlist all night, the one that Manuela Gomes gave me in the Love Time Motel in Gloria, where I would run hike walk with her from the Russian Consulate to the American Consulate back to the Swiss Consulate, where I would take her, across from the Hotel Alemeda, where I would hold Russian and English and Portoguese class with her in the Hotel Alemeda.
I would grab a hold of her brown hair.
I would jam her throat onto my bratwurst, thick, as the MILF I like to fuck at Perola gives me credit for, and I would choke the Russian, and get hard. I would fuck her from behind, and I would fuck her from the front missionary style. I would say to her garganta profunda, because I know she is a cheating kunt who loves the pretos who have 22 centimeter cocks that she cums on. But I win the Russian with my thick 17 centimeter German cock that touches her g spot, and then I service her g spot with my fingers, just one of them because she is a tight college girl. Her Russian **** tightens, and milks me, and like a true yogi, a true Gurkha, a true Indian mercenary, I ply my father's profession, I am a soldier for hire. My oath is to the Vatican for benefit of Israel, because I am the CFO of the biggest bank of the future, and the Russian is soon to be the President of the BRICS bank, headquartered here in Rio de Janeiro, in one of our houses, in Leblon by the Metro, and the other out at the Metro Jardim Oceanico, and the other house at the Metro Recreio, which will be done by 2025, per my lover's intelligent demand to the Governor of Rio de Janeiro state, by the mansions mansaos and condominium buildings where in the basements, the banco do brasil prints perfect counterfeits of Russian, Euro, Mexican, Amerikan, Swiss and Brazilian currency. Fuck pix.
My cost per fuck -- my CPF -- with the Russian is zero because she fucks me because every time we make love she cums loudly on my face, and will every day, until we die in each other's arms sometime in 2958, surrounded by our 456,768 little black kids, and grandkids, and their kids, all medical doctors who got a full ride from Gavin Newsom, that faggot, because I am a SWISS NAVY VETERAN!
Hoorah!
Kill.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2904847]The Russian.
I walk the kunt back from the University to the Russian embassy, from the school in the hills with the rich negras and pretos and mulattas and the sheiks and high priests of the Slavic Orthodox church. There are two pretos who both want to fuck the Russian, and she wants to fuck [/QUOTE]Dude!
That's one bad-ass manifesto.
Your ganja is really something, isn't it?
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2904847]I digress.[/QUOTE]You? Nah, no way, LOL.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2904847]The Russian.
I walk the kunt back from the University to the Russian embassy, from the school in the hills with the rich negras and pretos and mulattas and the sheiks and high priests of the Slavic Orthodox church. There are two pretos who both want to fuck the Russian, and she wants to fuck the pretos.
We all have been drinking and smoking ganja but not the Russian, she is pure, pure as the driven snow outside of Moscow where in 1942 my grandfather Christian Shultz of the German Army, the Wermacht ploughed Russians, like all our fascist forebears, and now the Jews he put in the camps are allegedly committing genocide, and the Russians are fighting the fascists again, the Communists are fighting the fascists and the nationalists in Latina countries are attaching wires from field phones to Jihadis, and cranking the handle until the alleged terrorist suspects named Abdullah foam from the mouth, writhing in agony as their balls die by electrocution first, but not their brain. What is that the torturer says in 120 days of Salom, we will kill you 1000 times rather than once, we will parade you into faux so called courts of law, with your ears bandaged because we cut them off and fed them to you, and your eyes hanging out, and we go to the Metro Leblon, first one preto says good night to the Russian, and then the other preto tries to linger behind because he wants to fuck the Russian, to shove 22 centimeters of black dick up into her shit filled ass without any lube except for his spit, but I circle back and linger longer, and as she is calling the uber, I catch my Russian tutor's hand. I am paying her. In reais. In cash. Because I refuse to get PIX because I do not want to be tracked by communists, and now Brazil, a province of Russia, is communist, just as surely as is China, and Russia, and Venezuala, and Cuba.
She thinks I am cuban, because I told her so, and because I declared my allegiance to communism back up at the school in the hills, where we have hiked for months, every Sunday, for a hundred weeks. While she teaches me Russian. And I pay her in kind, by teaching her English. American English. American Porn English.
And finance.
She is a semi pro.
I have become tired of hoars and kunts.
Or so I thought.
Then I took her by Uber to Motel VIPS, where she tutored me in Russian, and I tutored her.
We watched Annette Schwartz fucked by 5 black men outside of an abortion clinic in East LA gangland from blacksonblondes dot com.
Ice Cold fucked Annette, and Annette choked, and pulled the trigger on the and word.
The and word.
It is like a gun. You have to have a license to use it.
It is like fuk.
Or hoar.
Or kunt.
Admins from websites will program their HTML to find and replace the and word, kunt, or hoar. And replace the words with asteriks.
As if it makes any difference.
There is a version of Huck Finn, like Django Unchained, or like James a new novel, or like American Fiction, watch closely at the end of the film, a image of Jim sits there, watching the main black character, and the main character who was up for an Oscar salutes Jim from Huck Finn a pair of centuries ago, more or less, Rogan, Hemingway, Twain, Franklin are American Literature -- Letras -- in four words, and I have taught my Russian kunt hoar who fuks like the 20 year old ballerina that she is to speak perfect American English by watching Joe Rogan, now on youtube again, after the marxists in the Nasdaq tried to cancel him, those kunts, those dry, 45+ kunts, your wives, dear ISG reader, internationalsexguide. NL reader. Those kunts may as well have their kunt libs, labia stitched shut in the hospital in Botafogo down the street from Bambina, where I had my colon done, a day later for Nina DePonca to give me a handjob in the hospital. Now there's a kunt, Nina, older, in her 40's, but her kunt still lubes up, and her hands know how to frig a prick.
Yes, the Russian would listen to Joe Rogan on spotify and youtube between fucking up at VIPS, where Stagliano did his best work on [URL]evilangel.com[/URL]. We would listen to Rogan, Springteen, and we would fuck. I took up cycling again, and triathlon, and we would swim half a mile at Posto 2 by our apartment which Mossad paid for half the year, and the SWISS NAVY intelligence chief paid for for the other half -- not out of his agency, but out of his personal funds, mind you.
So, the Russian and I would swim, then hop on the little orange rental bikes from ITAU, and we would bike down to Posto 12, and then we would hike to the nude beach, to Praia Abrico, and we would fuk.
I fucked her ass.
Bare because she liked pain, that was a year ago.
And the only lube we had was CLP, cleaner Lubricant Protectant. CLP, a little bottle of which I kept in the pistol grip of the Taurus T4, disassembled in half in my backpack, the one I always carry, the one by a local Brazilian brand. And she didn't want to get preggers. So, we used the greek method of birth control. She gave me her tight little Russian ass, the one on the top of those long dancers legs. More than once the faggots had circled us, and more than once, the Russian had taken a suppressed Glock 26 out of her camelback, and shot a Brazilian faggot in the dick, which was hard. And then we would fuk more, the monkeys having receded from the sight of a man bleeding out from his balls. She liked that. I liked that she liked that. My grandfather Christian Shultz of Hamburg liked that too when he raped Russians on the way to Moscow, and on the way back to Berlin, and in Prague, where he signed the manifests that sent Jews from the trains to my grandmother, Emmi Shultz of Hamburg, Germany, where we kept them in our family apartments near the wharf, where we paid fisher boat captains in gold to take them to Amsterdam, which is why, in the water bottle compartment of my Rush 72 5-11 pack, I have a dozen black passports, sent to me by the Rothschild's family office, because the Russian is from a Russian Orthodox family which does business with Russian Jews.
That was a year ago, 71 weeks ago, to be exact.
I can't give the Russian the codename Ann Amari because she is not black, but, I do give her the codename Anne Amari anyway, because I know, ironically, the Russian prefers big black dick -- or as she likes to call BBC -- and-word dick, just like Annette Schwartz in Blacks and Blondes, you know the one, Dreman, the one where the Kraut Nazi biatch -- there is another one of those words -- uses the and-word, pulls that trigger on that and-word just like Annette Schwartz pulls the trigger on a Assault Rifle in 7. 92 Kurtz, with a telescopic sight that her father made for her in a machine shop down at the wharf in Hamburg, like my mother.
My mother would watch Sound of Music over and over.
She would watch Sound of Music because of her kinship with the nun of the movie who goes to Salzburg and fucks a Austrian Navy Captain, then to take the family to Switzerland, because I am that Captain, with 453,438 illegitimate children from Tijuana to Porto Allegre, all of whom will get Medical Degrees on the dime of Gavin Newsom, that faggot.
So, the Russian learns Spanish from Carlos Santana, and I learn Russian from her favorite Russian pop music with good Russian language to learn Russian, and what is the best Netflix movies to learn Russian?
We would fuk like that, an hour of Russian tutoring for me, and then I would sit and play [URL]economist.com[/URL] audio for her, and eat her pussy with my finger in her tight kunt, I would be listening to Henry Miller on earbuds with my lips stroking her clit, while I used just one finger to stroke her g spot, until she came, again. See, the thing about [URL]economist.com[/URL] audio is that it is good English to teach finance, and I would raise the topic of prostittution with students by playing the article from 2014 on prostitutiion with all the charts on how white biatchs get more, and we would joke, that the Russian has the callsign of a black girl from Haiti, Anne Amari, that is. The Russian likes to eat pussy too, by the way, especially black pussy, especially when she has the black girl tied up and a ball gag in her mouth. That's why I love the Russian, and because its genetic.
I am a viking.
My German Grandfather was enslaving and freeing Jews while he was killing Russians on the steppes of Ukraine when my father was shooting gooks and japs and the yellow man with his 40 mm Bofors cannon, and his. 50 Ma deuce, with Marine Corps advisers in the Straits of Malacca in the battle of 1941 to 1944, when he would offload thai hoars for gold and ganja, and other barter with Indians, those horny fuks.
I digress.
So, it was March 14th. We were at the Leblon Metro. The preto named Felipe was trying hard to fuk the Russian. I came back up to the street, and caught her eye. I had messaged her on Zap, vamos no dias Ferreira. To the apartment above boteca Belmonte. She had done this a dozen times. There was the Hezbollah Jihadi she had sliced in the stomach outside of Na Brasa Colombia.
I was seated inside with a DE at agent, after catholic mass on Sunday night. We were at a street window. The Jihadi had been folliwing me, but Anne Amari Russian had been following me, as was our habit. She had a 5. 7 Palmetto State Pistol with a suppressor in the camelback. She had shot the jihadi once in the balls. Then she had taken his balls, as we often liked to do in the hills of Yemen and Ethiopia when we were interning with doctors without borders, usually with a bunch of former SEALS and active duty SEALS embedded.
The Russian and I trained Capoiera, for our beach fucks at abrico, there in the capoiera studios of downtown Sao Paulo in Bela Vista where we tracked the Hezbollah slave traders and gun runners and porn producers and soul stealers and sinners with their kunts and guns. The American kunts will cut your dick off because you use the and-word without a license, but they could care less if you write that a hot ass Russian ballerina cut off a black muslim criminal terrorist's balls outside of Na Brasa Colombia in Botafogo to protect me, while I reported a source to a SWISS NAVY NCIS agent.
The Russian and I sprinted at a slow jog back to Boteca Belmonte, then we found a rare negra and her Brazilian soccer player boyfriend from Germany at Boteca Belmonte, and then we four foot patrolled to the Russian consulate, where we fucked. The Russian fucked the Brazilian and the German with a strapon, and I fucked the Russian and the Brazilian kunt. We entered the Russian consulate with a key FOB that opened the garage door, and we swept in in a good wedge formation that the instructors at Quantico had taught us in Officers Candidate School during Small Unit Leadership Evaluation One, where I was a SWISS NAVY exchange Officer from Medellin, so long ago, in the summer of 1998.
"Give me 1000 words of erotica" the Russian would command me in her purring perfect American English voice. The fucking KGB was paying me to tutor her in American English. We were in the priest's apartment, casa de padres, in the hills around the university. There was the crazy eyed priest who ministered to samba schools in the Rocinha hills, up Estrada the Gavea, where the red headed Ruiva kunt attended the doctor professors in the School of Saude, where the surgeon, like God, had taught me surgery, just as the Roman soldiers had put a spear in the side of Christ, like the surgeon pierced my side in the hospital in Botafogo, 7 months, 189 days ago. God the surgeon had after I was asleep put a catheter in my penis, and after he took it out, Nina DePonca had stroked my dick back to health with her hand, the same one that milked the balls of a fellow ISG member in the pool in the swing deck at Paris Cafe less than a month ago, like a good cum extraction nurse. Because that is what the former Rayssa of JuPanteras dot com does best, she knows how to get a man off with her mouth and fist, or her fingers.
You date a black girl with a tight Haitian ass with a pitbull so you have a fire team of 3, but you can substitute a Russian ballerina for the black girl and call her Anne Amari because black girls and hot ass Russian ballerinas are interchangeable for the purposes of security.
So, that was the fifth or tenth time we fucked, in the casa de padres, in the apartment.
Then we would fuck in the priest's dressing room in the church, where I had a key and a locker because I was an altar boy walkon who was trusted to carry a cross and a collection plate full of money, and she was too because she was devout Slavic Orthodox. We reunited Western and Eastern Christianity. My Catholic balls tightened up, and her Slavic Orthodox kunt muscles milked my German milk, my Malaysian Muslim seed, into her box, and she bore me a dozen children, all boys, all medical doctors by 2050 on the dime of Gavin Newsom, that faggot.
Not that there is anything wrong with that, but real women, like Anne Amari and the Russian Anne Amari detest faggots, because they do not like the competition. Good Russian women cut off the balls of German prisoners before they send them back to their women. Because the world is a violent place, and Brasil is neutral.
So, if you want to fuck kunt that works at JP Morgan Prime Brokerage clients in the Russian Consulate, get a apartment in Leblon, near the metro, on the foot path back into the hills by the Christian university. Then find the slavic orthodox ballerinas. You can warm up on negras and morenas and mulattas and brancas, indeed, the slavic orthodox kunts like to have their white pussies eaten out by mulattas with their thick lips and long tongues, all the better for sucking on slavic orthodox clits like the clitorises are small penises, just a centimeter or a dozen milimeters long.
Then sometime in 2054, when I am with my Russian queen in our house out on Isla Grande, surrounded by decommissioned SWISS NAVY Virginia and Seawolf class submarines tied up with Petrobras oil tankers and helicopters, surrounded by our families of medical doctors and pit bulls and US Marine Corps Commissioned Officers and Staff Non Commissioned Officers, we take turns piloting FPV drones to drop thermobaric grenades onto hoards of Jihadi masses.
It is always easy to find a black Anne Amari at Vila Mimosa or Lapa or Centro. I pay 300 reais pernoite. I fuk the negra Anne Amari once a day, and she cooks and cleans a little and eats and insists on uber to and fro from the favela, where she dodges 7. 62 x 51 rounds from para FALs.
But it takes some skill to find a Russian Slavic Orthodox Anne Amari, lets call the Russian Monica Sweetheart, how is that for a porn allusion, Senor Dreman?
The Russian doesn't smoke ganja. She doesn't drink. She trained dance in Russia, and together we train Capoeira in Brazil, we swim bike run from at classicobeachclub to Praia Abrico, where we fuk, kill for fun, and then swim out to the boat which we take with the Grupo Maritimo out to the waiting USS SEAWOLF and from thence to USS Florida with the love shack in the Captain's suite -- our love shack is nothing more than a Macbook Pro with 24 gb of RAM -- thanks Senor MichaelSamuel -- and the iPhone 13 in a waterproof neck case -- thanks senor Dreman.
I am not a secret agent.
Dreman is not a CIA officer. Dreman is a Assistant US Attorney from the Southern District of New York. And Uncle Sam is grateful to the Russian for what she did there in Botafogo last week. Uncle Sam is grateful to the Russian dancer, who tumbled in a flawless capoeira move to break the aggressor's jaw after she shot him and before she took what made him a man.
After the Russian left the Jihadi alive -- she had applied the tourniquit -- I circled back to Na Brasa Colombia, and then I took the Russian to Hotel Panda. We were regular faces. She had been my tutor, and I had been her tutor for weeks, and we took the same bus to Metro Botafogo from the hills, where we shared ear buds to listen to Russian or American pop -- Springsteen, Jimmy Hendrix, and all the pernoite soft rock that Manuela Gomes had given me in Motel Love Time years ago in 2014 when we were first fucking.
There are 12 million sets of eyes in Rio de Janeiro, but it is a small town of small towns.
Fuking negras in Botafogo was my passion.
I fuked Kainan Bellato in the Airbnb in Botafogo, and cooked, and she offered me her bare free gratis holes for the use of the apartment while she was a new hoar. Kainan was the best, the tightest, until the Russian, a black Russian, or a White Russian, and I walked around Rio with the Russian, like the Big Lebowski, with my big lebowski up her ass for months, until she got on the pill, then I emptied my seed into her kunt, now on medication to prevent pregnancy, the ultimate STD. Sometime in 2043, the Russian will turn 40, but I won't settle for asians, even though I am half asian, no I won't settle for Thai kunts, I won't settle for Latina kunts, or black kunts, or even German kunts, or best of all Italian kunts, like my father, a thirteenth generation SWISS GUARD (when a criminal record of running girls at knife point for the mafia does not ruin a career as a guard of popes, all of whom like Saint Augustine documents in Confessions had hoars, the present Argentino included, preferably tight young Italians with creamy pussies between their 15 year old legs when their weak 16 year old brothers are tied up by the Football linemen in the weight room at Saint Augustine College Preparatory, Lake Como, Switzerland (before the battles in which I earned my SWISS NAVY CROSS).
I shot my sperm into the Russian's kunt with the fury of a German corporal shooting a 50 mm flak into a attacking T34 tank at the last stand of Bakmut or Advika, and she laced her long russian fingers around my scrotum with strength that I knew could sterilize me as I came, each sperm, a million of them in each load, invaded her falopian tube, like polish prisoners conscripted by my German grandfather to scrape away the crust of Russian infantry before my Grandfather tightened a finger around the trigger of the 50 mm, turning 4 Russian boys into pig roast, which in the Russian winter were a source of protein and fat.
And she gave me a child. And then a dozen.
And one of them, a licensed medical doctor, became the first Pope of a Unified Russian Orthodox and Catholic and Jewish unified church, not to mention the second coming of the Prophet Muhammed, all while doing tantric yoga to better fuck the Buddhist Japanese samba dancer at Samba School Salguera, you know the hot Japanese one that we saw that night a month ago with ISGer Caliboy, after we met up with PV118, that line of computer code who has jammed his centimeters bare into dozens of kunts which he keeps on a special wechat spreadsheet. I put that in there because I know he reads this, as do all of you jealous gamer porner fuks in the Rich World Pussy Prison known as Amerika, ruled by Feminazis named Pelosi and Cortez who strap on laws to fuck your ass and mouth and even your Amerikan pisshole if they can get another dead kunt like say Feinstein to put in the catheter, because you read this and you are jealous that I jammed my 17 centimeters of German bratwurst into the tight, bare, black kunt of a Russian named Anne Amari Monica Sweetheart, whom I gave a Google Pixel phone so I could track her every move by the IMEI, so I could drop a hellfire onto her cheating ass.
We would listen to the pernoite playlist all night, the one that Manuela Gomes gave me in the Love Time Motel in Gloria, where I would run hike walk with her from the Russian Consulate to the American Consulate back to the Swiss Consulate, where I would take her, across from the Hotel Alemeda, where I would hold Russian and English and Portoguese class with her in the Hotel Alemeda.
I would grab a hold of her brown hair.
I would jam her throat onto my bratwurst, thick, as the MILF I like to fuck at Perola gives me credit for, and I would choke the Russian, and get hard. I would fuck her from behind, and I would fuck her from the front missionary style. I would say to her garganta profunda, because I know she is a cheating kunt who loves the pretos who have 22 centimeter cocks that she cums on. But I win the Russian with my thick 17 centimeter German cock that touches her g spot, and then I service her g spot with my fingers, just one of them because she is a tight college girl. Her Russian **** tightens, and milks me, and like a true yogi, a true Gurkha, a true Indian mercenary, I ply my father's profession, I am a soldier for hire. My oath is to the Vatican for benefit of Israel, because I am the CFO of the biggest bank of the future, and the Russian is soon to be the President of the BRICS bank, headquartered here in Rio de Janeiro, in one of our houses, in Leblon by the Metro, and the other out at the Metro Jardim Oceanico, and the other house at the Metro Recreio, which will be done by 2025, per my lover's intelligent demand to the Governor of Rio de Janeiro state, by the mansions mansaos and condominium buildings where in the basements, the banco do brasil prints perfect counterfeits of Russian, Euro, Mexican, Amerikan, Swiss and Brazilian currency. Fuck pix.
My cost per fuck -- my CPF -- with the Russian is zero because she fucks me because every time we make love she cums loudly on my face, and will every day, until we die in each other's arms sometime in 2958, surrounded by our 456,768 little black kids, and grandkids, and their kids, all medical doctors who got a full ride from Gavin Newsom, that faggot, because I am a SWISS NAVY VETERAN!
Hoorah!
Kill.[/QUOTE]I suggest you gather all your posts on ISG and publish them before some plagiarist does so.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2904847]The Russian.
I walk the kunt back from the University to the Russian embassy, from the school in the hills with the rich negras and pretos and mulattas and the sheiks and high priests of the Slavic Orthodox church. There are two pretos who both want to fuck the Russian, and she wants to fuck the pretos.
s me because every time we make love she cums loudly on my face, and will every day, until we die in each other's arms sometime in 2958, surrounded by our 456,768 little black kids, and grandkids, and their kids, all medical doctors who got a full ride from Gavin Newsom, that faggot, because I am a SWISS NAVY VETERAN!
Hoorah!
Kill.[/QUOTE]Interesting brother. But I'd recommend an ayahuasca retreat to get in touch with some of that shit. I'm going on psilcybin retreat Jamaica June happy to share details. While entertaining maybe new thread called rio manifesto?
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Suggestion
[QUOTE=Turgid;2904978]I suggest you gather all your posts on ISG and publish them before some plagiarist does so.[/QUOTE]I suggest that you not reply to a massively long post like that just to leave a one sentence response! It's a gross violation of posting etiquette. You're a seasoned member of the site, so we all understand you know better.
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I have never read a more complete piece of rambling incoherent nonsense in my life from the op. Not constructive, useful, entertaining or even the tiniest bit useful in any way. Congratulations on being the first person I ignore V.
[QUOTE=TheCane;2905022]I suggest that you not reply to a massively long post like that just to leave a one sentence response! It's a gross violation of posting etiquette. You're a seasoned member of the site, so we all understand you know better.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=TheCane;2905022]I suggest that you not reply to a massively long post like that just to leave a one sentence response! It's a gross violation of posting etiquette. You're a seasoned member of the site, so we all understand you know better.[/QUOTE]In my over 5000 posts its the first time I've done that and did expect an uppity ISG police to respond as you did. I did it deliberately as I think it deserves a second read.
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I disagree.
[QUOTE=FilthyBeaver;2905169]I have never read a more complete piece of rambling incoherent nonsense in my life from the op. Not constructive, useful, entertaining or even the tiniest bit useful in any way. Congratulations on being the first person I ignore V.[/QUOTE]That was a very entertaining piece. As to being rambling and incoherent, that's probably by design, LOL.
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Noticed
[QUOTE=Turgid;2905276]In my over 5000 posts its the first time I've done that and did expect an uppity ISG police to respond as you did. I did it deliberately as I think it deserves a second read.[/QUOTE]And we noticed too! I for one did not read it the first time, let alone a second time. If there's anyone here who does want to read it, they can make that decision on their own accord without you taking it upon yourself to try to force it upon everyone here again. We saw it (and scrolled past it) the first time.
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[QUOTE=TheCane;2905299]... We saw it (and scrolled past it) the first time.[/QUOTE]"We" all have different tastes. Some like it, some don't but how can you know you don't like it if you don't read a word of it?
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Because
[QUOTE=Turgid;2905482]"We" all have different tastes. Some like it, some don't but how can you know you don't like it if you don't read a word of it?[/QUOTE]The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.
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ISG forum fight on how to post? Take it easy bros. As long as ISG rules are followed, we're free to read a post, skip a post, & write as we please.
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Vagabundo worked on world peace by a few hours of intense oral exchange with a Russian ballerina.
For those of you who have forgotten what it is like to fall in love again with a 22 year old I recommend it.
Then Vagabundo took a bus and subway to have an hour suck and fuck with the best prive girl in centro for 150 r. It was great. Then Vagabundo took a bus back from Rua San Jose 35 to Recreio Shopping, air fried up some salmon and shrimp and made fish meat for salmon ceasar salads for the rest of the week, inspired to get some sleep and get up and fuck and suck again tomorrow, grateful for yet another day of fucking hot 21 year old carioca women in a international city.
Sell your house, get a job you can do from Rio, and get your asses down here. Actually, don't. Leave more pussy for Vagabundo.
[QUOTE=Turgid;2905482]"We" all have different tastes. Some like it, some don't but how can you know you don't like it if you don't read a word of it?[/QUOTE]
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So, I am finally laying here in my apartment.
And now Anne amari says she will suck my dick. My big black cock. Jesus, I have started a race war on the internet. I am paying this hoar 300 reais, which means my cost per fuck with her is 300, whereas my CPF with a centro hoar was 75.
Look, I need an intervention. Someone uber me over to centro. Can we get a gofundme?
I start the fuck joe Rogan podcast at Paris Cafe and at Solarium and at 4 x4 where all the hoars fuck me for free because I have a joe rogan mask on. Goes viral. I am bigger than Rogan in like a year. Go.
Or.
Wait for it.
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At what age do men get bored with sex, or lose it's appeal as a weekly thing and become more of a monthly thing. Is it normal to reach early 50's and just not care that much?
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2906199]At what age do men get bored with sex, or lose it's appeal as a weekly thing and become more of a monthly thing. Is it normal to reach early 50's and just not care that much?[/QUOTE]Lots of factors that go into this question man. I would say genetics and testosterone levels have a lot to do with it. I know a guy in his 70's that likes to fuck everyday and his wife cannot handle it. He has high testosterone levels and if you saw him you would never know he was in his 70's. Then you have guys in their 30's who don't even get the urge to jerk off. If you are losing libido I'd hit up a hormone clinic and check levels.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2906199]At what age do men get bored with sex, or lose it's appeal as a weekly thing and become more of a monthly thing. Is it normal to reach early 50's and just not care that much?[/QUOTE]Context and situations are important. Not having interest in sex while sitting in your living room with your wife of 25 years is a lot different than not having interest in sex when sitting in a terma with a barely dressed 21 yo garota.
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2906199]At what age do men get bored with sex, or lose it's appeal as a weekly thing and become more of a monthly thing. Is it normal to reach early 50's and just not care that much?[/QUOTE]Rio de Janeiro report?
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First trip to Brazil
I made my way to Duda's Massagem located at Avenida Rio Branco 156. It's a 34 story building in centro. To enter you need to stop at security on ground level and show some form of ID. I provided a picture of my passport from my phone. They give you an electronic key card to enter the elevators area through turnstiles by simply scanning the key card on the reader. The elevator bank I used was the group of elevators furthest from security that brought me to the 32nd floor where I had to get off and use a second elevator to get to the 33rd floor. Everything was clearly labeled and easy to find. Once on the 33rd floor you walk to sala 3320 and ring the buzzer to be let in. The key card you provide is used again on the ground level to exit the turnstiles. You simple deposit the key card into a slot rather than scanning it and it allows you to exit the same turnstile you used to get in.
I don't speak Portuguese. I speak native english and A2 level Spanish. Spanish helps a small amount but have your phone translation app handy to ease the communication burden. I was told 30 minutes is 150 real ($30 usd) and 1 hour is 200 real ($40). I was shown a lineup of 10 girls and I picked a young slender girl by the name of Iyla (sp? She doesn't speak a word of English and I don't speak a word of Portuguese, but we will make do. I confirmed that service included Raw natural no condom oral sex. I paid for 1 hour and I was shown into a private room with a shower and bed. You're given a few minutes to shower alone before your date arrives.
Used the phone translator to ask about raw natural bareback no condom sex for an additional fee but she declined. I have recent tests and a vasectomy with paperwork and she was adamant that it would still need to be condom for sex.
I started by licking her pussy for a few minutes. She seemed sensitive to light tongue action and was squirming too much and making her pussy out of reach. So let her suck my dick for 10 minutes before going into 69 to see if I could get a positive response. 69 was a little better. Pussy was clean, didn't smell, and no unpleasant taste. Condom goes on, she rides me, I fuck her doggy, I get on top and finish in the bag. After I finish I ask her how much time we have left and she says 20 minutes. Probably could have gotten 2 pops if I didn't waste time trying to eat her snatch.
Provided are some photos to help you find the location and to see what I consider a very high quality 20 year old Brazilian prostitute for the incredibly low price of 200 real per hour or $40 usd per hour.
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Só True
[QUOTE=CatBert55;2906269]Context and situations are important. Not having interest in sex while sitting in your living room with your wife of 25 years is a lot different than not having interest in sex when sitting in a terma with a barely dressed 21 yo garota.[/QUOTE]So true. I have no end of horniness for early twenties hotties. And I am past early fifties. But yeah the average overweight wife for begrudging sex? Not so much.
Someone on ISG once said "less sex less sex more sex more sex". And I find this to be true. If I go several weeks sexless I think meh I could prob keep doing this. Then I fuck a hottie and I'm like can I fuck again in an hour? What about tomorrow? Can I fuck a girl at least one per day this week? The more you have the more you want imo. So if ur libido feels low go fuck a hottie! It will come roaring back.
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I read a lot of reports of people going to Centro to get pussy, isn't Centro a really dangerous area in Rio? One night around 10 pm or so I tried to take an Uber to one of the Termas, I think it was 4 X4, can't remember, anyways the Uber drops me off in the middle of nowhere of what looked like a bunch of abandoned buildings. Looked super shady. I quickly found a taxi and he took me another one I think it was Marakesh or something like that? I was kind of drunk that night so its all a bit hazy, but is it cool to go to Centro during the day and at night?
Marakesh by the way wasnt that great. There was some older lady who wouldn't be leave me alone and kept asking for dirinks and literally 2 different girls tried to scam me. I did pound some girl with glasses but it wasnt very good sex, and not all because I was drunk.
Solarium and Centaurus were both great imo, this would the 3rd terma I visited and ir sucked.
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Best answer!
[QUOTE=CatBert55;2906269]Context and situations are important. Not having interest in sex while sitting in your living room with your wife of 25 years is a lot different than not having interest in sex when sitting in a terma with a barely dressed 21 yo garota.[/QUOTE]THIS!
OT: Has it happened to you when you've said everything there is to say already, but the forum wants 5 more characters?
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Good report.
Yes, vagabundo has gone crazy. Thanks for the intervention bro.
[QUOTE=FriskyFrank;2906289]I made my way to Duda's Massagem located at Avenida Rio Branco 156. It's a 34 story building in centro. To enter you need to stop at security on ground level and show some form of ID. I provided a picture of my passport from my phone. They give you an electronic key card to enter the elevators area through turnstiles by simply scanning the key card on the reader. The elevator bank I used was the group of elevators furthest from security that brought me to the 32nd floor where I had to get off and use a second elevator to get to the 33rd floor. Everything was clearly labeled and easy to find. Once on the 33rd floor you walk to sala 3320 and ring the buzzer to be let in. The key card you provide is used again on the ground level to exit the turnstiles. You simple deposit the key card into a slot rather than scanning it and it allows you to exit the same turnstile you used to get in.
I don't speak Portuguese. I speak native english and A2 level Spanish. Spanish helps a small amount but have your phone translation app handy to ease the communication burden. I was told 30 minutes is 150 real ($30 usd) and 1 hour is 200 real ($40). I was shown a lineup of 10 girls and I picked a young slender girl by the name of Iyla (sp? She doesn't speak a word of English and I don't speak a word of Portuguese, but we will make do. I confirmed that service included Raw natural no condom oral sex. I paid for 1 hour and I was shown into a private room with a shower and bed. You're given a few minutes to shower alone before your date arrives.
Used the phone translator to ask about raw natural bareback no condom sex for an additional fee but she declined. I have recent tests and a vasectomy with paperwork and she was adamant that it would still need to be condom for sex.
I started by licking her pussy for a few minutes. She seemed sensitive to light tongue action and was squirming too much and making her pussy out of reach. So let her suck my dick for 10 minutes before going into 69 to see if I could get a positive response. 69 was a little better. Pussy was clean, didn't smell, and no unpleasant taste. Condom goes on, she rides me, I fuck her doggy, I get on top and finish in the bag. After I finish I ask her how much time we have left and she says 20 minutes. Probably could have gotten 2 pops if I didn't waste time trying to eat her snatch.
Provided are some photos to help you find the location and to see what I consider a very high quality 20 year old Brazilian prostitute for the incredibly low price of 200 real per hour or $40 usd per hour.[/QUOTE]
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Fucked the russian student tutor hoar in the office below the temple of macumba in the rocinha mansao yesterday for 200 r, just a blow job. You leave your cock hanging out when the tutor is doing your russian ABCs and you know she needs 200 to make rent, and young students of lenin comes cums and licks that lube from the negra right down her long white Russian throat.
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2906377] One night around 10 pm or so I tried to take an Uber to one of the Termas, I think it was 4 X4, can't remember, anyways the Uber drops me off in the middle of nowhere of what looked like a bunch of abandoned buildings. Looked super shady. <snip> I was kind of drunk that night so its all a bit hazy, but is it cool to go to Centro during the day and at night?
Marakesh by the way wasnt that great. There was some older lady who wouldn't be leave me alone and kept asking for dirinks and literally 2 different girls tried to scam me. I did pound some girl with glasses but it wasnt very good sex, and not all because I was drunk.
Solarium and Centaurus were both great imo, this would the 3rd terma I visited and ir sucked.[/QUOTE]By your physical description combined with my own experiences with Uber which I have found to be very reliable, it sounds like you were in the right place, but failed to notice 4 x 4's front door and doorman for some reason. Too much booze? KKK. I don't know, but you definitely missed out on a good time.
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Day 4 Brazil. 2nd mongering adventure.
I made my way to Dark Room located at Praa Olava Bilac 28 and the building is called Edificio Patrimnio. It's a 20+ story building in centro. To enter you need to stop at security on ground level and show some form of ID. I provided a picture of my passport from my phone. They give you an electronic key card to enter the elevators area through turnstiles by simply scanning the key card on the reader. The elevator takes you to the 20th floor. Once on the 20th floor you exit the elevator to the right and go down a hall passing 3 fire extinguishers. A few meters down that hall is an opening on the right hand side that gives you access to the stairwell (Suba as escadas written on a red sign) and you can walk up 1 floor to 21. Exit the stairwell on the 21st floor and do a right hand 180 degree turn down the hall to find Cobertura 06, which had a nice plant outside and black painted door with a camera over it. Buzz or knock to be let in. The key card you are provided is used again on the ground level to exit the turnstiles. You simply deposit the key card into a slot rather than scanning it and it allows you to exit the same turnstile you used to get in.
I don't speak Portuguese. I speak native english and A2 level Spanish. Spanish helps a small amount but have your phone translation app handy to ease the communication burden. There was a young man working that spoke pretty good English. He was able to assist me into a room which had the pricing options and then call the girls in for a presentation. 4 girls were available, but while I was there I saw at least another 4 girls that weren't available for the initial presentation. I asked to speak to Maria, young thin girl, and confirmed her blowjobs were natural raw no condom, and then questioned her using my phone translator app about vaginal sex without a condom. She seemed hesitant until I told her I have recent tests and a vasectomy and showed her my paperwork and a photo of my passport for her to match the name / face. She did not immediately give me a straight answer, so I left the room to shower and figured I could talk to her more when I returned.
When I returned to our room she put the sheet on the bed and I asked again about raw natural sex without a condom. She agreed but asked for a lot of money. I tried to counter and offer her half of what she asked but she would not budge, so I negotiated the addition of photos to be included in her asking price. She made it a point to tell me I could not finish inside of her. Were this Bogota, where I live half of the year, I would have declined and moved onto a new girl or a new brothel, but I'm just a tourist here and don't speak the language and didn't want to have sex with a condom again today. The total investment was 100 real ($20 usd) for 30 minutes and 200 real ($40 usd) for bareback sex without a condom and photos of her body.
Provided are some photos to help you find the location and to see what I consider a slightly above average quality Brazilian prostitute for the incredibly low price of 100 real per half hour or $20 usd per half hour. An hour can be had for 150 real or $30 usd.
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[QUOTE=FriskyFrank;2906289]......Provided are some photos to help you ...... see what I consider a very high quality 20 year old Brazilian prostitute for the incredibly low price of 200 real per hour or $40 usd per hour.[/QUOTE]Not bad, not bad at all.
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Outstanding report
[QUOTE=FriskyFrank;2906513]I made my way to [b]Dark Room located at Praa Olava Bilac 28 and the building is called Edificio Patrimnio.[/b] It's a 20+ story building in centro. To enter you need to stop at security on ground level and show some form of ID. I provided a picture of my passport from my phone. They give you an electronic key card to enter the elevators area through turnstiles by simply scanning the key card on the reader. The elevator takes you to the 20th floor. Once on the 20th floor you exit the elevator to the right and go down a hall passing 3 fire extinguishers. A few meters down that hall is an opening on the right hand side that gives you access to the stairwell (Suba as escadas written on a red sign) and you can walk up 1 floor to 21. Exit the stairwell on the 21st floor and do a right hand 180 degree turn down the hall to find Cobertura 06, which had a nice plant outside and black painted door with a camera over it. Buzz or knock to be let in. The key card you are provided is used again on the ground level to exit the turnstiles. You simply deposit the key card into a slot rather than scanning it and it allows you to exit the same turnstile you used to get in.
I don't speak Portuguese. I speak native english and A2 level Spanish. Spanish helps a small amount but have your phone translation app handy to ease the communication burden. There was a young man working that spoke pretty good English. He was able to assist me into a room which had the pricing options and then call the girls in for a presentation. 4 girls were available, but while I was there I saw at least another 4 girls that weren't available for the initial presentation. I asked to speak to Maria, young thin girl, and confirmed her blowjobs were natural raw no condom, and then questioned her using my phone translator app about vaginal sex without a condom. She seemed hesitant until I told her I have recent tests and a vasectomy and showed her my paperwork and a photo of my passport for her to match the name / face. She did not immediately give me a straight answer, so I left the room to shower and figured I could talk to her more when I returned.
When I returned to our room she put the sheet on the bed and I asked again about raw natural sex without a condom. She agreed but asked for a lot of money. I tried to counter and offer her half of what she asked but she would not budge, so I negotiated the addition of photos to be included in her asking price. She made it a point to tell me I could not finish inside of her. Were this Bogota, where I live half of the year, I would have declined and moved onto a new girl or a new brothel, but I'm just a tourist here and don't speak the language and didn't want to have sex with a condom again today. The total investment was 100 real ($20 usd) for 30 minutes and 200 real ($40 usd) for bareback sex without a condom and photos of her body.
Provided are some photos to help you find the location and to see what I consider a slightly above average quality Brazilian prostitute for the incredibly low price of 100 real per half hour or $20 usd per half hour. An hour can be had for 150 real or $30 usd.[/QUOTE]Outstanding report, detailed information that is useful and actionable to all. I especially appreciate the detail of posting the building name and building front picture. Also, the inside facility pictures to guide to floor to door, in addition to your detailed written guide through the building to Darkroom door.
[QUOTE=Frisky Frank;2906289]I made my way to Duda's Massagem located at Avenida Rio Branco 156. [/QUOTE]
Thanks for posting pictures with your report as well.
[QUOTE=FriskyFrank;2906513]Brazilian [u]prostitute[/u][/QUOTE]
We all know who/what they are so we don't need a reminder. The proper colloquial abbreviation/term is [b]GDP (Garota de Programa)[/b]. This is how they are referred (to) by Brazilians and what they would call themselves.
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2906377]I read a lot of reports of people going to Centro to get pussy, isn't Centro a really dangerous area in Rio? One night around 10 pm or so-[/QUOTE]Around 10 PM or so, yes it is. If you find yourself riding in a cab or Uber after dark, insist they drop you right in front of wherever you're going. I'm pretty sure 5-10 reais will quickly quash their opposition and might save you some potentially expensive issues.
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2906377]..what looked like a bunch of abandoned buildings. Looked super shady...[/QUOTE]Like AH said, you were in the right place. I am posting just to remind you don't get out of Uber until you are sure where you are and that would help you to find the right place.
These buildings are office building and they will be filled with people during daytime. You should not walk around Centro at night if you need to use your phone to guide you.
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[QUOTE=Turgid;2905276].... I did it deliberately as I think it deserves a second read.[/QUOTE]Have you considered to put it in Reports of Distinction?
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Nounce. Would you kindly clear your stored messages so I can privately message you.
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[QUOTE=FriskyFrank;2906513]I made my way to Dark Room located at Praa Olava Bilac 28 and the building is called Edificio Patrimnio. but I'm just a tourist here and don't speak the language and didn't want to have sex with a condom again today. The total investment was 100 real ($20 usd) for 30 minutes and 200 real ($40 usd) for bareback sex without a condom and photos of her body.
Provided are some photos to help you find the location and to see what I consider a slightly above average quality Brazilian prostitute for the incredibly low price of 100 real per half hour or $20 usd per half hour. An hour can be had for 150 real or $30 usd.[/QUOTE]Frisky like others said good reporting and appreciated. Already adding your reports to my trip file. I have USA perspective on pricing abroad but $40 for BBS is an excellent negotiation, particularly for girl with body like that. Keep up good work.
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Just realize it is against rules of the house not ito mention maybe the local authorities to bareback which is why I use codenames.
That said, I was there yesterday, and rode the sweet tight pink kunt of callsign Amber Lynn for a half hour in a hour session. Like just skipped the BBBJ, and put it in her sweet kunt. Amber is back from semi retirement, and many of you may MAY remember her. MAY.
Mongering in Rio and Portuguese speaking regions (see Amado, Jorge.) is a subject recorded in allusion, in letras in letters in literature. To wit.
Anyone know any good sources for the literature of sex, mongering, prostitution, etc?
[QUOTE=FriskyFrank;2906513]I made my way to Dark Room located at Praa Olava Bilac 28 and the beuilding is called Edificio Patrimnio. It's a 20+ sbtory building in centro. To enter you need to stop at security on grolund level and show some form of ID. I provided a picture of my passport from my phone. They give you an electronic key card to enter the elevators area through turnstiles by simply scanning the key card on the reader. The elevator takes you to the 20th floor. Once on the 20th floor you exit the elevator to the right and go down a hall passing 3 fire extinguishers. A few meters down that hall is an opening on the right hand side that gives you access to the stairwell (Suba as escadas written on a red sign) and you can walk up 1 floor to 21. Exit the stairwell on the 21st floor and do a right hand 180 degree turn down the hall to find Cobertura 06, which had a nice plant outside and black painted door with a camera over it. Buzz or knock to be let in. The key card you are provided is used again on the ground level to exit the turnstiles. You simply deposit the key card into a slot rather than scanning it and it allows you to exit the same turnstile you used to get in.
I don't speak Portuguese. I speak native english and A2 level Spanish. Spanish helps a small amount but have your phone translation app handy to ease the communication burden..[/QUOTE]
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Amber Lynn.
So she blocks dreman 3 time, why? 83 year old black prosecutors from SDNY and 21 year old blondes usually don't get along without money and security.
The whole time, Amber Lynn says out loud, fuck me dreman fuck me dreman.
And I just slid it in bare.
You need to cum in her pussy.
I fucked her right after another client for 2 hours.
Slutty little blond ass fed by outback ribs and.
So, what are you saving the 8000 reais for? I mean you like have 5000000 reais in Berkshire Hathaway.
The worst that happens is you come to rio and world war 3 happens.
And you have to stay in Brazil.
It is Amber Lynn.
You have to come to rio because you can fuck amber lynn bare.
[QUOTE=FriskyFrank;2906513]I made my way to Dark Room located at Praa Olava Bilac 28 and the building is called Edificio Patrimnio. It's a 20+ story building in centro. To enter you need to stop at security on ground level and show some form of ID. I provided a picture of my passport from my phone. They give you an electronic key card to enter the elevators area through turnstiles by simply scanning the key card on the reader. The elevator takes you to the 20th floor. Once on the 20th floor you exit the elevator to the right and go down a hall passing 3 fire extinguishers. A few meters down that hall is an opening on the right hand side that gives you access to the stairwell (Suba as escadas written on a red sign) and you can walk up 1 floor to 21. Exit the stairwell on the 21st floor and do a right hand 180 degree turn down the hall to find Cobertura 06, which had a nice plant outside and black painted door with a camera over it. Buzz or knock to be let in. The key card you are provided is used again on the ground level to exit the turnstiles. You simply deposit the key card into a slot rather than scanning it and it allows you to exit the same turnstile you used to get in.[/QUOTE]
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The whole time amber lynn and I are watching amber lynn [URL]interracialvisions.com[/URL] videos of her and she is screaming dreman dreman come fuck me, but I just put on a over ear headset and listen to fucking story of o in russian and chinese and fuck her brains out in my native tongue.
So, you write about say Mary her name in a terma, but you say, that kunt is kira noir because if Mary barebacks that is a problem for Jane and Amber and the other hoars, not to mention her management, who don't want some fuck from the prefeitura tracking down some std hiv infection as a pretext to get a free fuck or some dinheiro because it's rent time.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2906868]Amber Lynn.
So she blocks dreman 3 time, why? 83 year old black prosecutors from SDNY and 21 year old blondes usually don't get along without money and security.
The whole time, Amber Lynn says out loud, fuck me dreman fuck me dreman.
And I just slid it in bare.
You need to cum in her pussy.
I fucked her right after another client for 2 hours.
Slutty little blond ass fed by outback ribs and.
So, what are you saving the 8000 reais for? I mean you like have 5000000 reais in Berkshire Hathaway.
The worst that happens is you come to rio and world war 3 happens.
And you have to stay in Brazil.
It is Amber Lynn.
You have to come to rio because you can fuck amber lynn bare.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Septimius;2906209]Lots of factors that go into this question man. I would say genetics and testosterone levels have a lot to do with it. I know a guy in his 70's that likes to fuck everyday and his wife cannot handle it. He has high testosterone levels and if you saw him you would never know he was in his 70's. Then you have guys in their 30's who don't even get the urge to jerk off. If you are losing libido I'd hit up a hormone clinic and check levels.[/QUOTE]My T level was 210 as of last week.
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On what scale?
Where in rio can one test and augment T?
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2906946]My T level was 210 as of last week.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2906849]......Anyone know any good sources for the literature of sex, mongering, prostitution, etc?[/QUOTE]When I was in high school 54 years ago a classmate lent me "I, Jan Cremer", it was a big deal back then.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2906868].......The worst that happens is you come to rio and world war 3 happens........[/QUOTE]World War III is not too far away so, guys, you need to fuck, fuck and then fuck again. These are the good times.
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Something on audible please, like the excellent jorge amado, marquez, and henry miller mentioned here.
Maybe this should be a thread on literature of prostitution and sex.
[QUOTE=Turgid;2907139]When I was in high school 54 years ago a classmate lent me "I, Jan Cremer", it was a big deal back then.[/QUOTE]
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Something on audible please, like the excellent jorge amado, marquez, and henry miller mentioned here.
Maybe this should be a thread on literature of prostitution and sex.
Today, vagabundo had minor outpatient surgery performed by the hottest skin doctor ever man what a babe, whole time, I was studying her big but not massive cleavage, perfect morena skin, and talking her up about taking her back to mother switzerland, to enjoy her womb wrapped around my italian pepperoni on the shores of lake lugano, perhaps up at big bear, where she had also gone from san clemente, what a hot little piece of brazilian tale. So it was a anticlimax when I had nina deponca come over and give me her 3 carioca holes for a quick pop up her ass, I even made her ride public transport over. Anne amari texted me too late. Finding some volei players and university students out here in recreio, now just need to organize some events.
Prices are going down. Weather is perfect, not hot.
[QUOTE=Turgid;2907139]When I was in high school 54 years ago a classmate lent me "I, Jan Cremer", it was a big deal back then.[/QUOTE]
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After be / see I flew into Rio. Did the normal stuff, mostly termas and the days they were closed, saw my regular girl there. I did visit the new terma, La Confraria Club, at least new to me. It's like a small wiskeria but if you want a robe, you could go that route. Most just stayed in their regular clothes. $30 r. Entrance, I believe that includes a drink because I went two day, didn't take a girl up but got a water and was charged $30 r. This club is small and both times I went there were only about 10 girls. Mostly average but on both days I saw a girl I liked but both days they were already sitting with a customer. Both days I stayed about 45 minutes and the girls were still sitting with the same customer at their tables. If at anytime they would've freed up I would have gone with them. The pricing there is very wallet friendly. $160 r, for half an hour. $180 r, for 40 minutes, and $270 r, for 1 hour. I could see where some guys would not like this club, but I like the intimate feel of the place. Not the crazy 4 x4 atmosphere.
Since most of the termas are discussed plenty I'll just put up some prices. These are by memory so if I got some wrong, please correct me.
4 x4, basic room $350 r, for half hour. $460 r. For the hour.
Cancun / New York $300 r. Half hour. $350 r, 40 minutes, sorry forgot what the hour cost.
It's been a while since I went to the prives in centro but I decided to go to Emporio Do Banho. My timing sucked big time. I get there and the receptionist takes me to room for the presentation. Only one girl. Not my taste so I said I would be back. As I was walking out, a cute girl was walking in. I asked the receptionist and she said the girl is working but has an appointment for the next two hours. Was thinking about going back but never did. Then went to Bel Prazer, I usually had good luck there. Only three in the lineup so left. Went across the street to Dudas. Four in the lineup, none to my taste. I asked the receptionist if she had any tall girls woking. She called a girl from the back who was about 5'9" dark and beautiful. I asked why she wasn't in the lineup and of course, she is waiting for her appointment. Finally went to Dark Room, just had a drink up there and see the talent. That day not too much talent, at least for my taste. So went to lunch and finished the day at the termas. Just for context, I went during easter week so that may have affected the talent.
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[QUOTE=QuackUp;2907213]After be / see I flew into Rio. Did the normal stuff, mostly termas and the days they were closed, saw my regular girl there. I did visit the new terma, La Confraria Club, at least new to me. It's like a small wiskeria but if you want a robe, you could go that route. Most just stayed in their regular clothes. $30 r. Entrance, I believe that includes a drink because I went two day, didn't take a girl up but got a water and was charged $30 r. This club is small and both times I went there were only about 10 girls. Mostly average but on both days I saw a girl I liked but both days they were already sitting with a customer. Both days I stayed about 45 minutes and the girls were still sitting with the same customer at their tables. If at anytime they would've freed up I would have gone with them. The pricing there is very wallet friendly. $160 r, for half an hour. $180 r, for 40 minutes, and $270 r, for 1 hour. I could see where some guys would not like this club, but I like the intimate feel of the place. [/QUOTE]Thanks for reporting about the new terma! It's been a while.
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[QUOTE=Turgid;2907139]When I was in high school 54 years ago a classmate lent me "I, Jan Cremer", it was a big deal back then.[/QUOTE]Wow, I never heard of this book. How did I miss it? It sounds like a very interesting read in a similar vein to Kerouac's "On the Road" which made a huge impression on my teenage mind back in the day. KKK. But "I" is out of print. I see only a $20 used paperback English language copy available on the internet, but I may have to buy it anyway.
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CPF 60 are + bus 15 r. Vagabundo had 5 fucks pernoite nina deponca. Good long 20 minute morning fuck pile-driver. She complained about my waking her up. Fuck that mulatta hoar. Emptied my balls in her 3 holes. Most women pay me 500 reais per hour to inject them with my sperm which entitles them to a free bachelor's degree at the swiss state university of Lugano and the law university of Sao Paulo on the dime of Gavin newsom, that faggot.
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Normal
Yes, perfectly normal.
Everyone's different, but most men reach that point somewhere between their late 40's and early 60's. Although few would admit it, especially on this forum.
There are plenty of ways to boost your T, but they are temporary and come with side effects. Whether it's worth it or not is up to you to decide. Of course good diet and clean living is a good idea regardless.
[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2906199]At what age do men get bored with sex, or lose it's appeal as a weekly thing and become more of a monthly thing. Is it normal to reach early 50's and just not care that much?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2906946]My T level was 210 as of last week.[/QUOTE]That's pretty low man if you're talking about total T and not Free T. I've been there before and I know the feeling. Besides the lack of libido and urge to fuck, I was always tired and feeling depressed. It's like you lose the lust for life. It sucks ass man. I'd get on some hormone replacement therapy for the rest of my life. If you don't want to go that route you can try some alternatives to boost your natural T levels. Maybe try some HCG shots and clomid? Some natural OTC test boosters might help also. I can tell you when I was at the range you're at, I could be around 100 fine ass women and not have any interest. It's the worst feeling.
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In the literature of mongering, we add to the list, torres, fernanda. FIM.
In it she records 5 cariocas.
From 1969 to their death.
In reverse chrono order.
Meaning, the last to die is chapter 1 and so on.
The last (first in the book) is a old doddering man who is hit by a car in copa and dies with his cracked skull, etc.
You can pick which death (life) you, dear reader, want.
The best IMHO is the one who playes volei to the end.
Dies of a heart attack in some beach apartment.
But until he dies he is fucking teens and twenty something carioca kunts.
Bare 22 year old bare naked pink light pink **** is the best natural medicine and the only thing that will add a centimeter or three to your bratwurst naturally.
Don't give me a long life, but give me a life with as much daily 22 ear old slutty hot pussy as possible. Kunts as henry miller would have it. Buceta.
Speaking of which callsign drone and vagabundo are going to darkroom tomorrow where amber lynn will be spread eagled smiling behind her ever present glasses hint hint, fleshy lipped kunt sucking my cock, or another will, at one of the other temples beth vagabundo, perhaps at 21 stories looking east, or at 32 stories looking west over a harbor with 2 jihadi pleasure barge oil tanker frigates with a ironic view of the amerikan consulate flying the faggot colors protesting like a fat middle aged useless kunt asking the brazilians not to let the jihadi frigata into the great diseased kunt of a pussy shaped harbor, filled with the piss and shit of 500 years of cariocas pissing and shitting into the harbor, where some claim you could swim in gloria or copa, but you might as well swim in the toilet after you shat in the toilet, in that harbor, that pussy, that vagina, filled with the lube and precum of every client who fucked every asshole and pussy in rio de janeiro for 500 or even 50,000 years of indigenous kunts, there in that harbor, 32 stories below, with the somehow appropriate faggot flag of gavin newsom flying like a limp wristed san francisco faggot casting his vote for a faggor mayor a faggot governor and a presidential aspirant in a kuntry that promotes freedom to castrate your next generation while abroad the Russians and Chinese and Brasilians only laugh at the faggotry, and train their women to hate faggots and choose brazilian beach volei players and fighters who will roll with them in bed, and plough their kunts, plough their folds like the folds of the earth that ferment salmon a day or three into cured and salted fish, a staple of vikings, who get off their planes and ships and cars and take the local hoars take their pleasure, and leave their lube to add to the great kunt guanabarra bay, which is why one should live in recreio where the atlantic is pure, salty, spoiled only by whatever was in the Atlantic when Vasco sailed the Atlantic.
[QUOTE=Globalnomad5;2907327]Yes, perfectly normal.
nt
Everyone's different, but most men reach that point somewhere between their late 40's and early 60's. Although few would admit it, especially on this forum.
There are plenty of ways to boost your T, but they are temporary and come with side effects. Whether it's worth it or not is up to you to decide. Of course good diet and clean living is a good idea regardless.[/QUOTE]
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I don't know what my t level is.
I guess I should test it.
I count my t by having sex with a real woman once a day, as a rule, though in the last year I have skipped days, even jerked off, which I had never done in my 10 month long trips to rio before, but selah.
As a rule though, I count fuks. Yesterday, I fuked nina deponca 5 times bare 3 holes. Yeah, I used and abused her 60 reais cost per fuk as I paid her 300.
I chased her out of bed as I fuked her in the middle of the night for fuk 4, just spread her legs, and put it in, after changing the white noise to the porn, kinky porn as always, blew a nut into her hole, forgot which one for fuk 4.
I do remember after a good 16 minute (I paused the porn there) fuk for fuk 5 I came in her ass as my bratwurst was getting a little insensitive, and I took my pleasure from her tight hole to milk my 5th load in 12 hours.
Then drained, I walked her to a bus stop, she took another bus, and I took a bus to a federal university north of maracana where I worshipped macumba in a temple with some naked negra big titted hoar who held up a host of bread, actually just some corn bread fat free from a feira dipped in her lubricating pussy juice while a passista licked her prominent clit, which the passista took from the holy vault on one side of the altar, locked away in golden glowing light, while on the cross, an x cross in the hotel itaoka 50 tons of cinza suite, the macumba priestess tied up a blond amber lynn loira, her bare pussy open from behind for me to slide my dick into, grabbing her just right fatty butt cheeks to jiggle in my hands as I received kristo carioca, then traded a bit on bean bag seats beneath the macumba temple, then went to an open air teatro to practice and learn zouk dancing with hot ass butt dancing cariocas naturally doing that dance where they shift their hips in the light of a autumn afternoon, just right, not hot, working up a sweat, then training jiu jitsu beneath the gymnasium, rolling my fat, overweight obese ass, but rolling, rolling with my knee repaired by an nfl team doctor 40 years ago, rolling with a colon surgically repaird, rolling with stiches in my forehead still stitched by some skin doctor hot assed and perfect skinned in fuk me fuk me fuk me high heels with two micro buckles, long brown leather pants, a plunging blouse revealing two big but not massive breasts. Big is not the right word. Nice, pert, hand sized, my hands, my hands yearned for those breasts as she cut the skin tag off of my forehead, and stiched the flesh, with points, stiches. She wore a white doctors coat, but not just a lab coat, it looked like a gucci white lady suit jacket as she attended patients. Her insta revealed volei athleticism, travel to noronha and floripa, and though she had a guy in her insta, she had no ring on her finger, and I favor myself to think she perhaps liked me, in any case, she gave me her number. I rolled around, not sparring, just a first day learning jiu jitsu, practicing take downs, recalling football, head up, eyes open, lock the wrist, recalling wrestling, decades before ancient by functional knees joelhoes, rage rage rage against the dying of the light dylan thomas would say. Have I already outlived dyland thomas, yes, and how do I count, I count by fuks.
Yesterday, I fuked nina deponca 5 times invaded her sleep, chased the hoar out of bed into the servant bedroom, where I ripped off her microfiber blanket, and took her again for 16 minutes, and made her make me coffee, two cups, each sweetened with honey from the feira or from sams club, the one on aryton senna near barra shopping, before I put her on a bus, whining and begging for cash, I gave her two five reais notes only, then as a last gesture of my cesar like magnanimity, I gave her another 5 reais, as I got onto a city bus to university, where my balls drained, I got numbers danced zouk, rolled jiu jitsu, and vowed to the goddess macumba to do it again another day, not any day, but the next day, and forever more, for every day until hell comes rolling out of the sea into praia abrico nudismo with some 21 year old black haired beautiful carioca woman hiking by my side, her nude clitoris in the sun, wet from my spare sperm dripping out her just fertilized ovaries, where cristllike another macumba devil child starts her life from her womb to medical school at the university of lugano on the dime of gavin newsom, that faggot.
[QUOTE=Sepius;2907365]That's pretty low man if you're talking about total T and not Free T. I've been there before and I know the feeling. Besides the lack of libido anosd urge to fuck, I was always tired and feeling depressed. It's like you lose the lust for life. It sucks ass man. I'd get on some hormone replacement therapy for the rest of my life. If you don't want to go that route you can try some alternatives to boost your natural T levels. Maybe try some HCG shots and clomid? Some natural OTC test boosters might help also. I can tell you when I was at the range you're at, I could be around 100 fine ass women and not have any interest. It's the worst feeling.[/QUOTE]
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For those who have got the e-visa, what is it like? Just a PDF file with validity for 10 years?
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2907488]In the literature of mongering, we add to the list, torres, fernanda. FIM.
In it she records 5 cariocas.
From 1969 to their death.
In reverse chrono order.
Meaning, the last to die is chapter 1 and so on.
The last (first in the book) is a old doddering man who is hit by a car in copa and dies with his cracked skull, etc.
You can pick which death (life) you, dear reader, want.
The best IMHO is the one who playes volei to the end.........[/QUOTE]You are not only trolling the forum, you are doing so in gibberish. Go learn how to write in English instead of trolling the forum! There are some good English courses on Youtube and they're free.
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[QUOTE=DonMoscow;2907507]For those who have got the e-visa, what is it like? Just a PDF file with validity for 10 years?[/QUOTE]I purposely waited because I had a feeling it would get pushed back.
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Message for USA Citizens: Postponement of Brazilian Visa Requirement to 2025.
The Brazilian government postponed the visa requirement for USA Nationals for one year. On April 10,2025, the Government of Brazil will reinstate a visa requirement for all USA Nationals visiting Brazil, with an option for an e-visa for qualified applicants. This date reflects a one-year postponement announced on April 9, 2024.
[QUOTE=Septimius;2907567]I purposely waited because I had a feeling it would get pushed back.[/QUOTE]
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Postponed till next year
[QUOTE=DonMoscow;2907507]For those who have got the e-visa, what is it like? Just a PDF file with validity for 10 years?[/QUOTE]Doesn't seem like fake news since the airlines are notifying customers.
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Thanks for the feedback.
[URL]https://www.uol.com.br/splash/noticias/2023/10/25/fim-serie-de-fernanda-torres-no-globoplay-narra-vida-e-morte-de-amigos.htm[/URL]
[QUOTE=XXL;2907519]You are not only trolling the forum, you are doing so in gibberish. Go learn how to write in English instead of trolling the forum! There are some good English courses on Youtube and they're free.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=RioBob;2907583]Doesn't seem like fake news since the airlines are notifying customers.[/QUOTE]As is the US Embassy.
[URL]https://br.usembassy.gov/message-for-u-s-citizens-postponement-of-brazilian-visa-requirement-to-2025/[/URL]
And the Brazilian government.
[URL]https://www.gov.br/mre/pt-br/consulado-miami/information-about-visas-in-english/electronic-visitor-visa-e-visa[/URL]
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Touchdown Rio
Arrived since 3/30 and glad I didn't apply for that silly e-visa. Farewell $90 bucks for those who did.
Man I'm glad I picked an apt in Jacarepagua, close to Recreio beach. This is a growing area of Rio, very beautiful and quiet except for some constructions. Less than two weeks in and already imagined wow this is a nice area to invest while still being developed. Just a thought!
Anyhow, I must say thanks to those who report here especially Vagabundo1. This mofo is hilarious but thanks to you Recreio Terapias and Paris cafe club are my two go-to spots here being couple miles away. Quite a few garotas on photoaccompanhante nearby when I sort by distance. I even found an apt building I can walk to few blocks away with 4-5 girls working. I'm up now extra early since the sun comes up at 4 fucking Am in this mfr LOL. Glad to have met a cool neighbor that takes me to play ball on the beach, then work out. My decent Español definitely helps with learning porto. A local Uber driver calls it Portuñol, I looked it up and it is a thing LOL.
As a filthy degenerate can't wait to visit VM, I might even buy an apt next to that area. Ok kidding. I'm booked where I'm at for 2 mos, after which I may go closer to Copacabana or Centro. VagaB1 if you're offering tours I wouldn't mind do that, especially on weekends. I can pay in beers if it's something you do for fun.
Forget the haters and depressing posts talking about dicks going soft lmao. People have lost their sense of humor and don't appreciate entertaining reports. But many of us do and I write similarly usually, useful intel along with a shitload of crap and fun. I dunno why would anyone risk heart attacks or lose their shit over a fun post.
Loving Rio and its people. More detailed reports coming.
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[QUOTE=Globalnomad5;2907327]Yes, perfectly normal.
Everyone's different, but most men reach that point somewhere between their late 40's and early 60's. Although few would admit it, especially on this forum.
There are plenty of ways to boost your T, but they are temporary and come with side effects. Whether it's worth it or not is up to you to decide. Of course good diet and clean living is a good idea regardless.[/QUOTE]I just googled it. Foods that increase testosterone:
Fatty Fish and Fish Oil.
Milk and Dairy Products.
Legumes.
Dark, Leafy Greens.
Honey.
Onions.
Eggs.
Foods with Flavonoids.
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[QUOTE=CatBert55;2907597]As is the US Embassy.
[URL]https://br.usembassy.gov/message-for-u-s-citizens-postponement-of-brazilian-visa-requirement-to-2025/[/URL]
And the Brazilian government.
[URL]https://www.gov.br/mre/pt-br/consulado-miami/information-about-visas-in-english/electronic-visitor-visa-e-visa[/URL][/QUOTE]Straight from the AA site:
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That is my shopping list at the local feira (farmer market). Economical and healthy as fuk.
Banged anne amari 300 pernoite, finally got her to just cook some of the stuff from the feira.
[QUOTE=Turgid;2907612]I just googled it. Foods that increase testosterone:
Fatty Fish and Fish Oil.
Milk and Dairy Products.
Legumes.
Dark, Leafy Greens.
Honey.
Onions.
Eggs.
Foods with Flavonoids.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=XXL;2907519]You are not only trolling the forum, you are doing so in gibberish. Go learn how to write in English instead of trolling the forum! There are some good English courses on Youtube and they're free.[/QUOTE]I skip Vaga's posts completely now. Can't make heads or tails over what he is posting, its a weird combination of street slang, in jokes, porn references to stars only he seems to know all written in a language that I think only makes sense in his head.
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[QUOTE=Turgid;2907612]I just googled it. Foods that increase testosterone:
Fatty Fish and Fish Oil.
Milk and Dairy Products.
Legumes.
Dark, Leafy Greens.
Honey.
Onions.
Eggs.
Foods with Flavonoids.[/QUOTE]Absolutely the best way to increase testosterone besides these foods is lifting weights. I'm 74 and my testosterone went from just under 500 to 660 after a few months of daily weight training.
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I am glad to link up. In fact, another ISGer callsign drone is in the area at Posto 12. Quality over quantity. We few, we happy few.
I will reach out by pm.
[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2907599]Arrived since 3/30 and glad I didn't apply for that silly e-visa. Farewell $90 bucks for those who did.
Man I'm glad I picked an apt in Jacarepagua, close to Recreio beach. This is a growing area of Rio, very beautiful and quiet except for some constructions. Less than two weeks in and already imagined wow this is a nice area to invest while still being developed. Just a thought!
Anyhow, I must say thanks to those who report here especially Vagabundo1. This mofo is hilarious but thanks to you Recreio Terapias and Paris cafe club are my two go-to spots here being couple miles away. Quite a few garotas on photoaccompanhante nearby when I sort by distance. I even found an apt building I can walk to few blocks away with 4-5 girls working. I'm up now extra early since the sun comes up at 4 fucking Am in this mfr LOL. Glad to have met a cool neighbor that takes me to play ball on the beach, then work out. My decent Espaol definitely helps with learning porto. A local Uber driver calls it Portuol, I looked it up and it is a thing LOL.
As a filthy degenerate can't wait to visit VM, I might even buy an apt next to that area. Ok kidding. I'm booked where I'm at for 2 mos, after which I may go closer to Copacabana or Centro. VagaB1 if you're offering tours I wouldn't mind do that, especially on weekends. I can pay in beers if it's something you do for fun.
Forget the haters and depressing posts talking about dicks going soft lmao. People have lost their sense of humor and don't appreciate entertaining reports. But many of us do and I write similarly usually, useful intel along with a shitload of crap and fun. I dunno why would anyone risk heart attacks or lose their shit over a fun post.
Loving Rio and its people. More detailed reports coming.[/QUOTE]
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Test increase
[QUOTE=HoustonPlayer;2907653]Absolutely the best way to increase testosterone besides these foods is lifting weights. I'm 74 and my testosterone went from just under 500 to 660 after a few months of daily weight training.[/QUOTE]
Lifting is the way.
Unless someone can personally testify their testosterone increased because of some foods I refuse to believe. But I have observed myself that lifting weights does help with testosterone levels.
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LOL maybe.
[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2907599]
Forget the haters and depressing posts talking about dicks going soft lmao. [/QUOTE]There is no lmao when dicks go soft. It's a tragedy and a travesty, and it's depressing indeed.
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[QUOTE=KilledSoul;2907666]Lifting is the way.
Unless someone can personally testify their testosterone increased because of some foods I refuse to believe. But I have observed myself that lifting weights does help with testosterone levels.[/QUOTE]Lifting weights is so boring. I hate it. I might have to accept the fact that I now have the libido of a 100 year old.
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Cum in negra kunt 500 r 1 h.
That IS zaawaadi ana foxxxxx.
23 h.
Perla.
Av de pepe 400.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2907665]I am glad to link up. In fact, another ISGer callsign drone is in the area at Posto 12. Quality over quantity. We few, we happy few.
I will reach out by pm.[/QUOTE]Yessir no doubt. Pm reply sent. Recreio unit in the making. Bud and I usually park in front of posto 10-12 for morning workout so I know the exact spot.
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[QUOTE=KilledSoul;2907666]Lifting is the way.
Unless someone can personally testify their testosterone increased because of some foods I refuse to believe. But I have observed myself that lifting weights does help with testosterone levels.[/QUOTE]I cannot personally testify to the foods I listed, I googled foods that increase testosterone and voila. I can personally testify to the fact that hot stunners boost my libido. Sometimes when I'm intimate with an average looker getting and maintaining an erection can be a challenge. However, if the girl is an 8 or 9 on my scale little Turgid gets erect sometimes even before clothes come off and I'm 70.
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You give me hope my friend
Got a while to hit 70 but if I lose the urge I really don't see the point in being alive. Has made retirement planning really easy.
[QUOTE=Turgid;2907864]I cannot personally testify to the foods I listed, I googled foods that increase testosterone and voila. I can personally testify to the fact that hot stunners boost my libido. Sometimes when I'm intimate with an average looker getting and maintaining an erection can be a challenge. However, if the girl is an 8 or 9 on my scale little Turgid gets erect sometimes even before clothes come off and I'm 70.[/QUOTE]
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Perfect.
Just saw hot ass negra sw at p10 quoting 100 FS covered, 50 r blowjob. Need wingman for security because it is fuck on the beach.
Love recreio.
Like a midori pornstar or monique pornstar quality negra, like vm quality, which is perfect for me.
We need to go patrol that together.
What workout do you do?
I need to do some regular workouts, but fuk, fuking on the beach is a workout, right!
[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2907788]Yessir no doubt. Pm reply sent. Recreio unit in the making. Bud and I usually park in front of posto 10-12 for morning workout so I know the exact spot.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2907907]Perfect.
Just saw hot ass negra sw at p10 quoting 100 FS covered, 50 r blowjob. Need wingman for security because it is fuck on the beach.
Love recreio.
Like a midori pornstar or monique pornstar quality negra, like vm quality, which is perfect for me.
We need to go patrol that together.
What workout do you do?
I need to do some regular workouts, but fuk, fuking on the beach is a workout, right![/QUOTE]Early am on the beach is best, lots and lots of activities, and I see why these women are all in shape, they work out a lot. There's an old guy that looks 90 yrs old jogging on the sand in speedos ea morning, he could be one of us LOL. If he can find motivation so can we, super important.
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This reminds me
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2904767]What are your favorite Passport Bros youtube channels? Prepper Channels?
This is a topic that deserves its own new group / thread, etc.
I will post my links, below.
I would become a Passport Bro Youtuber, but I am the fkin SWISS NAVY Attache, and the SWISS AMBO is sick, and SWITZERLAND has tapped me to be a Swiss Ambassador for a few years. And all youtubers are poor. Except for MR BEAST and ROGAN, so maybe I should become VAGABUNDO PASSPORT BRO! Who would join that channel, haha!
[URL]https://youtu.be/Lb4QlISIIH0?si=h7dKQY14vFc6G_aJ[/URL]
Marine X because this motherfer is a real Marine and you need this shit in Rio de Janeiro. You need to prep for Nuclear War. This is the best place for nuclear war because no one will nuke the capital of hoaring kunts in the world. Rio is the capital of the world and it's own planet.[/QUOTE]When the war started in the middle east which war it does not matter it's all memories at this point, we had a chem suit because we thought that Iraq had WMD's 6 magazines were standard load out, and you had M16 (I never traded my M16 for the M4) and a side arm body armor with multiple inserts the whole nine, NVG's to see at night so after being on patrol not being able to breathe because of the mask design, with all the weight and the gear, over time shit started coming off first the chem mask, then the extras magazines people only took 2, fewer inserts on the body armor the wight takes a toll on hours of patrol the afghans use to call us mules in their language why because they woke up with sandals dried bread and an Ak's to fight us while our dumb asses were walking around with over 100 pounds worth of gear at a minimum plus you have to have the training to use that gear in an emergency, in the heat of combat most people do not know how to use the gear properly.
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Just landed in Rio
Gentlemen,
After a break, coming back to mongering.
1. New to Rio landscape. Was in Sao Paulo pre covid and had a good time. While in Rio, Would love to have a wingman and monger together to understand the local landscape from pros. Thinking about heading to Copacabana and take a place for tonight amd plan from tomorrow.
2. Realized my subscription expired and binance isn't cooperating after verification, it doesn't allow me to buy BTC says. US IP isn't allowed. Any suggestions. I have international see. Cards if that can help pay or transfer to any of you SR members for my subscription? My Handle is my Gmail.
Thank you team.
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Safety. Medication
Safety. Medication.
Tenofir is the name of the local generic PReP, get it at Pacheco, ask for the staff to use their cpf for the discount 187 r per 30 dose bottle.
Uruguiana 19 is the address for best cost generic viagra and cialis.
As we said when we blew up the desert, the P in the pound formula for how much demolitions to use to blow it up is P stands for plenty. Ie, the generics are cheap, just take a bunch of pills and some bare pussy to get your wood as hard as brazilian jungle wood carved up by indigenous women with tight, muscular, dancer asses that can massage your gonads with quivering glutes, preferably oiled up.
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General question
Where to go to in Brazil and find the chicks with the porn star type bodies from the 2010 on back Brazilian Bubble Butt Hunt flick movies? And what's there asking price?
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My experience only YMMV
[QUOTE=MwenByen;2908341]Where to go to in Brazil and find the chicks with the porn star type bodies from the 2010 on back Brazilian Bubble Butt Hunt flick movies? And what's there asking price?[/QUOTE]Porno star Ariella Ferraz in Clinica Tangara, and Prime, always do duplos with Ariella. One of the best porno sessions I had was at prime with Karen and Ariella together. They are a damn porno fantasy land anything goes. Thanks, Kib123.
Another amateur porn, is a young morena with crazy tats in Tangara, in between sessions we watched her threesome-only fans' porno videos. She puts on a college girl outfit, goes to town on BBC orgies. Ya best bring ya A game marathon with that firecracker.
Luiza Marcato has an extensive report on her by RickyRick95.
You can find doppelgngers of porno stars, CenTenCash mentioned one finding porn star lookalike Nia Nacci.
Lately, I shifted from Finding only fans or amateur porn stars to having my late twenties hot, skinny, redbone, mulata help with the selection. We known each other for a few years BC Before covid. She knows my style, taste and how to please me best. We find a cute attractive twenty-year-old for threesome sessions in Scandallo, Solarium, Monte Carlo, or go to Pandas Love Motel in Botafogo or Lush motel near scandallos.
She has all the wild-ass lesbian toys, these young blonde brancas, Brasilia nikkei, and lookalikes of Meghan Duchess of Sex, squirt three times. Goddamn soaking the freakin bed, while I'm rotating thru all six holes, she loves doing crazy freaky wild porno with the garota.
YMMV on porno stars.
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[QUOTE=KilledSoul;2907666]Lifting is the way.
Unless someone can personally testify their testosterone increased because of some foods I refuse to believe. But I have observed myself that lifting weights does help with testosterone levels.[/QUOTE]For me it's been 8+ hours of sleep, less alcohol, weights, cold tub immersions (or showers), eggs, greens, tribulus, ashwagandha, and fenugreek. I suspect that red meat does as well, but I don't eat as much anymore. Also, in my experience, cut back on dairy.
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Rates
Well I take that screwing a porn star is going to pricey how much am I looking at spending.
[QUOTE=Tochka;2908523]Porno star Ariella Ferraz in Clinica Tangara, and Prime, always do duplos with Ariella. One of the best porno sessions I had was at prime with Karen and Ariella together. They are a damn porno fantasy land anything goes. Thanks, Kib123.
Another amateur porn, is a young morena with crazy tats in Tangara, in between sessions we watched her threesome-only fans' porno videos. She puts on a college girl outfit, goes to town on BBC orgies. Ya best bring ya A game marathon with that firecracker.
Luiza Marcato has an extensive report on her by RickyRick95.
You can find doppelgngers of porno stars, CenTenCash mentioned one finding porn star lookalike Nia Nacci.
Lately, I shifted from Finding only fans or amateur porn stars to having my late twenties hot, skinny, redbone, mulata help with the selection. We known each other for a few years BC Before covid. She knows my style, taste and how to please me best. We find a cute attractive twenty-year-old for threesome sessions in Scandallo, Solarium, Monte Carlo, or go to Pandas Love Motel in Botafogo or Lush motel near scandallos.
She has all the wild-ass lesbian toys, these young blonde brancas, Brasilia nikkei, and lookalikes of Meghan Duchess of Sex, squirt three times. Goddamn soaking the freakin bed, while I'm rotating thru all six holes, she loves doing crazy freaky wild porno with the garota.
YMMV on porno stars.[/QUOTE]
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Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana
Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana.
Arrival at GIG airport:
Use the app to find the Uber pickup spot. It has pictures of the 5 minute walk from the airport to the pickup area. Basically, from the international arrival area, you go to the area marked "domestic arrivals" and then exit the building and turn left. You walk along the sidewalk towards the "administration" building and you will see a walkway with a big Uber arched sign over the walkway with different "colored" areas for pickup. I went to the "orange" area and requested a ride. Cost from GIG to Copacabana was 70 reals or $14 US. There were clusters of ATMs on the arrival floor and also up the stairs. Literally none of the ATMs would work with one of my cards. Thankfully, I had a backup card that worked fine.
Emergencies:
Call police (190) or ambulance (191 or 192).
Hotels:
The upscale hotel mentioned on ISG multiple times as "girl friendly" is Marriott Copacabana. It is not cheap. Given the primary venue types available in Rio (prives and termas), I'm not sure that girl friendly is really necessary. If you are an international traveler and blowing into town for a few days or a week, then the sex will happen at the venue, not your hotel room and you are likely aiming for a variety of girls, so you are unlikely to want to get a girl's number and bring her back to your hotel for a repeat. If you plan to stick around for a few weeks or months, then you might want to repeat with a few superstars. In which case, for a long stay, you would probably be renting an AirB&be. For what it is worth, you can walk from the Marriott to Eden Spa or Termas Monte Carlo in about 5 minutes.
ATM:
Bradesco, Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 709 A, No fee. 2500 per withdrawal.
Cialis:
The RioPharma about 2 blocks from the Marriott has 5 MG tablets of generic cialis ("tadalafila" in Portuguese). I was able to simply type "I want 90 tablets of 5 MG tadalafila please" into Google translate and hand that to the pharmacist. Cost for 90 pills: 105 reals or about $20 US. That's right. Insanely cheap.
Meals:
There are plenty of decent restaurants within a few blocks of the Marriott. I was originally concerned about safety in Rio (and Copa in particular), but it didn't really seem that unsafe, although I did tend to be back at the hotel by 11 pm. I just walked to restaurants for dinner and walked back to the hotel. I didn't use Uber door to door like I might have if things seemed super sketchy. There were plenty of families with little kids walking around. It feels like a normal city neighborhood in a developing country, not like a war zone. Centro seemed fine for safety, but I didn't walk around after dark. Like most "upscale" hotels, the Marriott charges a million dollars for breakfast, so I went elsewhere. Great coffee and inexpensive breakfast at Farro, a cafe 2 blocks from the hotel.
Prisma Terapias:
The only venue open in Copacabana on Sundays is Prisma Terapias. The prives that offer full service are closed. Elevator to the tenth floor of a commercial building and down a long hallway to room 1021. On Sunday, apparently the only option is the most expensive, meaning the mutual nude nuru for 330 reals. Was given the choice of 2 girls, and picked Renata, a pale white girl with long red hair and natural small breasts and a toothy smile. She spoke English fairly fluently and said she was from Argentina. First stripped in the tiny room, then wrapped in a towel and headed to the bathroom. Bathroom was very clean and well appointed. Had mouthwash and so forth. I knocked on the bathroom door as requested, and she led me back to the room. The room was tiny, basically the size of a double bed, with the vinyl covered mattress on the floor. She placed the sheet and I laid face down. She removed her robe and performed decent "real" massage with warm nuru gel with her hands, and eventually her whole body. I asked at the beginning what was allowed. Basically, no kissing (including my mouth on her mouth or breasts or pussy) or penetration (with fingers or penis). You were allowed to touch her anywhere, so I stroked her pussy and asshole. She was sexy and engaging and I would have certainly enjoyed full service, but she said that was 400 reals extra, which I refused, of course. All in all, a decent experience for the equivalent of $65 US dollars, but I went there purely because it was the only venue open on a Sunday near my hotel. Any other day, I would have gone to a prive for 220 reals total for full service.
[URL]https://prismaterapias.com.br/clinicas/[/URL]
Eden Spa:
Entered the building at 583 Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana and went past the doorman (who ignored me) and there were elevators on the right. Took the elevator to the 4th floor and went to suite 401 and rang the bell. The receptionist led me to a tiny room to the left to meet the girls. They did a European peck on each cheek and said their name. There were 6-7 girls. I would have happily fucked any of them.
Jenifer: I picked Jenifer, since I like slim mulatto girls with natural breasts. Paid 220 reals to the receptionist. Bring exact change, because I handed her 300 and she claimed to have no change whatsoever. I repeated that mistake later in the week. The first time, she finally found some change, but the second time she refused, so I gave the extra to the girl as a tip. Jenifer looked much better than her pictures on the website. She said she was 23. She had beautiful light brown skin, sleepy eyes, spoke a little English and Spanish, had small natural breasts with pierced nipples, a few tattoos, trimmed but not shaved pussy. Very responsive to DATY. Kissed deeply with tongue. Great BBBJ, including extended rimming. She used a bullet vibe on herself while I stroked her, sucked her nipples, and kissed her. She came like a volcano. After my first shot in missionary, she went to town with rimming. It was intense, but I knew I would need more than that to come a second time and my hour was almost up. I asked for prostate massage and she lubed up a finger and I finished in her mouth while she massaged my prostate. Shuddering orgasm. Totally a 10/10 performance. Exactly the intensely sensual girlfriend experience that I had heard Brazilian girls could provide. I gave her a tip. She earned it. The room was very small with a vinyl covered bed. We were provided with a fitted sheet for the bed and a towel and flip flops for the shower. The shower was down the hall, clean, with liquid soap. Overall, excellent experience and excellent value for money. She was really the superstar of my trip. I repeated with her a few days later and she was once again the star of my holiday. I would highly recommend her to anyone.
Leticia: Went back a day later and chose Leticia. Bad choice. Slim, pretty black girl. Beautiful body but no kissing and covered BJ. How was I able to find the only girl in Rio who doesn't kiss or do bare BJ? Very disappointing session. Could barely get erect and was just going through the motions. I told the mamasan about it (the next time I went) and she was very interested to know the name of the girl, etc. I am hoping my complaint makes the situation better for future customers.
Laura: When I returned again to Eden Spa, the upstairs (401) didn't have any girls available at 10 am. They handed me the card for suite 302 and directed me downstairs. I told the mamasan that I only wanted a girl who kissed. Was offered 2 girls, and I picked Laura. She was a slightly chunky black girl with moderately saggy breasts, but otherwise pretty face and smooth skin and engaging. She spoke a little English and was sweet with girlfriend kisses. Not quite the aggressively hungry kissing of Jennifer, but soft and warm. Nice deep missionary and doggy, then back to missionary for the first pop. Foot and leg massage, BBBJ and then second finish with simultaneous prostate massage. Excellent experience and great VFM.
Samantha: I returned to Eden suite 401, and this time chose Samantha. Cafe au lait skin and pillowy lips. Very tall. DATY, BBBJ, but no rimming and no prostate massage (since she has acrylic claws attached to her real fingernails). I hate fake nails and I always forget to look for them. They turn sensual soft fingertips into talons. Good session, but a little unremarkable with a little too much fake moaning.
Rubi: Next session was Rubi downstairs at suite 302. She has a cute face and thick bouncy dark curls and medium to large silicone breasts, which I don't usually like, but they were subtle enough for me. She gave an excellent BBBJ, but when I went to head downtown for DATY, she told me that her pussy was recovering from an allergic reaction to a gringo's condom from yesterday. As a result, she didn't want to use my condom for sex. So, no DATY and sex only with her condoms. A little bit of a let down, but at least her BBBJ and kissing and covered FS was all very enthusiastic. She's 31 years old. I would have guessed 23. If I were around longer, I would try to repeat with her when her pussy recuperated. If it is a legit allergy to the condom itself, then she would probably be allergic to latex. My favorite condoms, the Trojan Ecstasy, which have the bulbous loose head and are the closest to bare, are unfortunately latex. They are excellent, particularly if you put lube on the head of your penis before you put on the condom. After about 5-10 minutes of sex, the condom starts loosely sliding around and you truly feel like it has broken and you are bare. Major improvement over any other condoms. Unfortunately, none of the non-latex condoms, like Skyn, have that bulbous shape.
Isabela: Next time at Eden, I chose Isabela. She's a slightly chunky light skinned mulatto with lots of tight colorful braids and big natural breasts. Minimal tattoos, if any. She smiled and looked me right in the eye, so I took that as a positive sign. Oops. Another miss. Kissed minimally, and was nearly a silent starfish during DATY, until she shook hard and had a one second orgasm before turning into a starfish again. She didn't like my "romantic" slow sex. She wanted only very forceful rough DATY, practically with teeth, and very forceful sex with hard pounding, and she wanted to just lie there and take it. I tried to kiss her after the DATY, and she was grossed out. She didn't want my mouth, which was tainted with her pussy juice, anywhere near her mouth. Only covered BJ and none of the sensual vibes I would expect from a Brazilian girl. After sex, she handed paper towels to me to wipe myself and when I didn't take them instantly, she waved them in my face. After sex, when she saw a little cum dripping out of the end of my penis, she made a disgusted face and made me wipe it up. Germophobe sex worker? She was the closest girl in Rio to a Romanian sex robot in an FKK club. Sex but no sensual connection and focused on nearly sterile hygiene. Here's the other weird thing: Occasionally, she would kinda stare off into space, or stare me right in the eyes without responding to anything I said. This would last for 10-15 seconds, then she would start talking and acting normal again. It seriously felt like she was having little seizures or something. Another comment: I am aware that the current wisdom among black girls with classic "black" hair is to avoid shampooing frequently. If fact, many don't wash their hair more than once every two weeks. Well, when you have your hair rubbing around in strange men's groins and asses multiple times per day, your hair doesn't smell too nice. I inhaled the perfume on her breasts, sniffed the bouquet of her pussy, kissed and sniffed her neck and ears and then stuck my nose deep into her hair. And got a deep whiff of grandpa's ass juice.
Termas Monte Carlo:
Unremarkable entrance at #19. You could easily miss it. Just double check the street name, then look for the number 19 on the external wall of the building. You can see the Termas Monte Carlo sign INSIDE the doorway. I went back a short hall and the reception was on the right. The receptionist spoke decent English. You pay 150 reals for entrance and you are given a key to the locker. You proceed to the locker room on the same floor as the entrance, change into a robe and put your clothes etc in the locker (just like an FKK club in Germany), then head upstairs to the showers, then go up one more floor to the "bar" area. FYI, there is no separate locker for your wallet. You keep your wallet in the regalia locker and each time you pick a girl, the two of you go downstairs to reception where you pay for the room and the girl, in advance. Termas Monte Carlo is very small and shabby compared to even the smallest and shabbiest FKK club. The shower facilities at Prisma Terapia, for example, were much much nicer. The "sauna" consists of a tiny uninviting steam room next to the toilets, which I don't think anyone uses. Who in the world would want to use a steam room in Rio anyhow, when the temperatures outside are routinely over 100 Fahrenheit with insane humidity? No other "wellness" facilities. If you are expecting a similar experience to the FKK experience, you will be very disappointed. This is not really a luxurious place where you would want to spend the whole day relaxing between sessions, like I frequently do in FKK clubs in Germany. The food here is crappy and a la carte. Even water and soft drinks are a la carte. Not really sure what I am paying for when I pay 150 reals at the entrance. I guess the robe and locker? Seems like a lot of money for Brazil, particularly when you have to pay an additional fee for the room each time. If they included soft drinks, water, snacks, and the cost of the room, and had a little more "wellness" facilities, the price would seem more reasonable.
On to the girls. When I entered at 3:30 pm, I was pretty much the only customer and there were about 8-10 girls. They stood and stared at me, literally. I calmly smiled and ordered a drink and waited. Eventually, they started to sit down and act normal. Later in the evening, once there were a half dozen customers, they didn't re-enact this charade, so if you don't want the standing staring crowd of girls, arrive a little later. In situations like this, I usually pick the girl who reciprocates my smiles and looks directly at me. Anything that resembles flirting is an encouraging sign. Overall, the girls at Monte Carlo were pretty, several were young, and they were mostly fit, but I would be hard pressed to claim that the Monte Carlo girls were significantly better looking than the prive girls. Strangely, there was not a lot of sessioning. In the heyday of FKK Oasis, for example, you had to wait by the lockers to catch the best girls before they were on to another room. Here, the guys seemed to just sit and drink. I only noticed one other guy go for a session during the 4-5 hours that I visited. Maybe most of the action happens very late? Regardless, don't worry about showing up precisely when they open. You won't miss your chance for the best girl.
The girl I picked was the first girl to sit down and act normal. I can't remember her name. We went down to the locker area, I grabbed my wallet, went to the front desk, and paid for one hour in the larger room. The girl (400) plus the room (200) was 600 reals. We went up to the 4th floor for the room. Just to recap: ground floor is reception and lockers, second floor is showers and tiny steam room, third floor is bar with girls, fourth floor is rooms.
She was a 21 year old mulatto girl and very slim with pert small natural breasts. Excellent session for one hour, 2 pops. Very meaty labia and responsive to DATY. Very sweet.
After the session, I showered in the room, which had a cleaner and nicer shower than the grungy communal ones downstairs. I recovered in the "bar" area and ordered what turned out to be a terrible hamburger. They played reggaeton music videos on the TVs and there were mirrors on all of the walls of the bar. It was a very small area. Without the mirrors, it would feel claustrophobic. Your living room at home might be bigger.
After recovering my stamina (meaning my ability to get an erection), I tried another girl, Talia. She was white with curly long hair and had a very pretty face and was only 19. She was flirting constantly, so I took that as the sign. She seemed only a tiny bit chunky, but once the clothes came off in the room, I discovered that she was much more chunky than I like. She was also very "ticklish" during DATY and constantly closing her legs. Told me she didn't want me to "see" her pussy open. WTF, right? So, it was an uphill battle. To salvage the session, I had to convince myself that she was super sexy and that I was starving for her pussy, and dive in head first. I put every bit of charm and sexual energy into the DATY session I could and eventually she was quivering and dripping and holding her legs wide open. During missionary, she demanded that I "choke her" so that she could come. Yep. Bizarre. 19 years old and needs to be choked in order to have an orgasm and doesn't want her sexual customers to see her pussy. Some serious psychological damage in her life story somewhere.
Key feature of the Termas I didn't like: too many clothes preventing a critical assessment. She was only 19 years old and already well on her way towards obesity. This is the sad future of mongering unless Ozempic can perform miracles on this generation of overfed girls before it is too late.
So a quick cost comparison:
Entry is 150, sex for an hour two times is 1200, plus 85 for 3 drinks and a crappy hamburger. Excluding the food, that is $134 US dollars per hour for sex, compared to approximately $250 US dollars per hour for 2 sessions at FKK Sharks (my estimate includes the cost of entrance, but at FKK Sharks that price also includes all of the wellness facilities and 3 meals daily with soft drinks), and also compared to approximately $83 US dollars for ST with a Bangkok agogo girl in your hotel. Eden Spa, on the other hand, was $44 US dollars per hour, with a smaller selection of girls (although there are multiple spas to chose from), cleaner facilities, but no "bar" area to socialize in. In short, the prives are excellent value for money, compared to most venues I've visited around the world. Bogota is the only mongering destination that comes to mind which has a higher value for your money.
I would only go to the Termas if you are traveling with a wingman or you speak Portuguese and want to chat with the girls. Neither of my girls spoke much English and I was traveling solo, so sitting in the bar area was boring. I would rather have had a session in the morning at Eden, then do some tourism, and lie on the beach, then come back for a second session later in the day. The sex at Termas Monte Carlo was no better than Eden Spa and the girls were not noticeably better looking or better performers.
[URL]http://www.termastmc.com.br[/URL]
List of Prives in Copacabana:
1. Eden Spa, Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 583. Suite 401 [URL]https://www.edenspa.com.br[/URL].
2. Massagem 583, Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 583 Suite 302 [URL]https://www.massagem583.com.br[/URL].
3. Copaterapias, Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 583 Suite 505 (in my WhatsApp conversation with them, it appears that full service is not available).
4. Unknown name, Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 583 Suite 206 (this one is apparently cheaper, around 150 reals per hour).
5. Copa Rio Spa, Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 605 Suite 603 [URL]https://www.copariospa.com.br/contato/[/URL].
6. Delirio Oriental, Rua Hilrio de Gouveia 66, suite 201.
7. Copa Massagem, Rua Figueiredo de Magalhes, suite 219.
8. Copa Spa, are. Siqueira Campos, 43, suite 825.
The prives seem to be mostly open 10 am-10 pm Monday to Friday, then 10 am-6 pm on Saturday, and they are closed Sundays. Most seem to have WhatsApp accounts and are easy to contact.
Escort websites:
[URL]https://www.barravipsrio.com[/URL]
[URL]https://www.riosexsite.com[/URL]
[URL]https://www.rioencontro.com.br[/URL]
[URL]https://fatalmodel.com/[/URL]
[URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/[/URL]
From my reading on ISG, barravipsrio and riosexsite seem to be both the most expensive and the most reliable. Photoacompanhantes seems to be the cheapest, but prone to some bait and switch. Fatalmodel was advertised during the local soccer game and on the side of a beach bar on Copacabana beach. It has useful videos of the girls from the neck down doing a simple slow spin. They seem to be the new aggressive competition for the other escort websites. Both riosexsite and fatalmodel allow you to search for girls who speak English. Riosexsite even breaks it down into levels of English ability:
[URL]https://www.riosexsite.com/idioma/speaks-english[/URL]
When the better escorts are expecting 500 reals or more per hour and the termas costing about the same, the primary venue for short term visitors in Copacabana seems to be the prives. I didn't bother with using an escort, but I might consider it on a Sunday. I tried contacting one girl on Sunday via WhatsApp. I tried to confirm her advertised price, but when she tried to upcharge me "because it was Sunday". I told her no.
Overall, Rio is a pretty city with beautiful beaches (but filthy water that I wouldn't swim in), enough tourist potential for at least a week, and excellent VFM with a variety of mongering options, and most girls provide real DFK with BBBJ. Copacabana is a quick Uber to most attractions like museums and a 5 minute walk to some prives and an ideal spot for a first visit. Once you've seen most of the Rio sights and only want a beach and mongering vacation, then for a second trip, I would consider staying in Barra the Tijuca instead for the personal safety and cleaner beaches.
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[QUOTE=MwenByen;2908760]Well I take that screwing a porn star is going to pricey how much am I looking at spending.[/QUOTE]Dude you must be in the basement. You are going around in every thread saying newbie things. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Hookers and strippers make porn for extra money and advertisement. It is not the other way around. They are not pricey. Seems like you are seeing them as more than they are. Don't be simp because a chick got her hair and makeup professionally done and someone recorded them fucking.
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Outstanding report
[QUOTE=ShinyCrazy;2908790]Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana. Snip.[/QUOTE]Have put this post in the Reports of Distinction section.
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Uber Pickup Location at GIG
[QUOTE=ShinyCrazy;2908790]Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana.
Arrival at GIG airport:
Use the app to find the Uber pickup spot. It has pictures of the 5 minute walk from the airport to the pickup area. Basically, from the international arrival area, you go to the area marked "domestic arrivals" and then exit the building and turn left. You walk along the sidewalk towards the "administration" building and you will see a walkway with a big Uber arched sign over the walkway with different "colored" areas for pickup. I went to the "orange" area and requested a ride. Cost from GIG to Copacabana was 70 reals or $14 US. There were clusters of ATMs on the arrival floor and also up the stairs. Literally none of the ATMs would work with one of my cards. Thankfully, I had a backup card that worked fine.
[/QUOTE]Yeah, the pickup location for Uber was a little confusing. They still have signs at the 2nd level of Terminal 2 saying that's the pickup location, but the app kept directing me to the pickup area with the colored zones outside of the domestic terminal. (Maybe there still IS pickups for international arrivals there? Also, I didn't need to change money at the airport since I charged the Uber ride to my credit card. From town to the airport, the Uber dropped me off right in front of the departures area.
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Nina at Bel Prazer
On a recent trip, I made the rounds of the Centro Prives. I initially had put Bel Prazer lower on my list since it doesn't have a lot of recent trip reports on GPArena -- maybe because of the doctors' waiting room atmosphere in the presentation, and the fact that you need to climb steep stairs to get to the rooms. But I found a winner there in Nina. In my first session with her, she said she was new, and the Bel Prazer website just put up her pictures, so maybe that was true:
[URL]https://www.belprazer.com/terapeutas[/URL]
(Scroll down to the bottom for Nina.).
If you like curvy women with Angela White / Sophie Dee physiques, you will probably like Nina. There isn't much photo-shopping in those photos and, if she's had implants, they certainly felt soft and natural. In fact, when I first picked her out of the presentation and told the receptionist, the receptionist made a pantomime motion of arcing her arms over her chest (the universal sign language for "big boobs") to confirm there wasn't any miscommunication about which girl I wanted. Once Nina arrived in the room, she asked if I wanted kissing and, when I said yes, our lips were basically locked for the rest of the session, unless her lips were occupied elsewhere. My repeat sessions with her were part GFE / part PSE, and the only thing I didn't explore was Greek. No surcharges beyond the standard 120/ half hour, 180/ hour. YMMV.
My other experience at Bel Prazer was a letdown. Nani is gorgeous, but was the only girl during my trip who insisted on CBJ, and was robot-like for the session.
I also spent a lot of time at Dark Room (can't beat the prices), and can recommend Laura, though Lais did have a very good introduction. In Copacabana, I tried Eden Spa and can recommend Samantha if you like tall dark and gorgeous.
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Outstanding Report
[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2908841]Have put this post in the Reports of Distinction section.[/QUOTE]Outstanding report. Truly a RoD. I would only add a few things:
1. Walking home along the beach at night can def be dicey. Stay on the BEACH side where the restaurants are. Not the buildings side. And if hookers come your way to proposition you then put your hands on your phone and wallet and get away fast. We tried politely but firmly fending them off and two out of three of us lost our phones and only realized back at the hotel.
2. I actually like Monte Carlo but yeah. Nothing at all like FKK in terms of overall experience. But had some great girls there.
3. So Paulo totally slays Rio for girls and venues. So Shiny if you want the real deal go to Sao Paulo and def experience Scandallo. Every man should at least once.
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[QUOTE=Chicago85;2908756]For me it's been 8+ hours of sleep, less alcohol, weights, cold tub immersions (or showers), eggs, greens, tribulus, ashwagandha, and fenugreek. I suspect that red meat does as well, but I don't eat as much anymore. Also, in my experience, cut back on dairy.[/QUOTE]Semen is mostly calcium, potassium and protein so foods rich in those nutrients should boost sexual prowess.
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Mark up prices for tourists
You know nothing is wrong with me inquiring about the price from some guy. In many parts of the world when you're a tourist you're going to pay more for everything including sex. Recall that I stated in Santo Domingo the local price is 1500 pesos while they expect the tourist to pay $50. If you been reading my threads in other nations that I've visited and did the deed in. Dude I can tell you this things functions just about the same all around the world except in Asia. The only scams you're going to get is romance scams and it's worse when you have a child with the perpetrator. The initial question I asked was about porn star type body of women the and the answer I got was about screwing porn stars with the follow question being inquiring about a price. I planning on taking a trip to Brazil soon and I need to know a good place to do the deed in. I can ask the locals and get that information that I'm inquiring about I'm fluent in Spanish but I can't say not one word in Portuguese. If you have any information that'll help please share.
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2908829]Dude you must be in the basement. You are going around in every thread saying newbie things. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Hookers and strippers make porn for extra money and advertisement. It is not the other way around. They are not pricey. Seems like you are seeing them as more than they are. Don't be simp because a chick got her hair and makeup professionally done and someone recorded them fucking.[/QUOTE]
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What was this?
[QUOTE=WayneRoberts;2907639]I skip Vaga's posts completely now. Can't make heads or tails over what he is posting, its a weird combination of street slang, in jokes, porn references to stars only he seems to know all written in a language that I think only makes sense in his head.[/QUOTE]Endorsed!!
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[QUOTE=Explorer69;2909029]Endorsed!![/QUOTE]The ignore option is great, only have to see them when somebody else quotes them.
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Vagabundo, Henry Miller, Marquez, Amado.
Vagabundo, Henry Miller, Marquez, Amado.
In these pages, Vagabundo has been compared to Henry Miller by his admirers, and he likes that. Listen to or read Henry Miller and you can't follow the plot, but there are insights, theological, sexual, and random. Vagabundo listens to Henry Miller to sleep.
Tomorrow, Amber Lynn wants me to fuck her so I will sleep, a little, then I will slide my dick into her naked pussy in the hotel sevilha at 10 h or 12 h, and if you don't know who Amber Lynn is, look her up, she is Marilyn Monroe, and she will be screaming, fuck me dreman, come back to Rio. That is a reference to a friend from ISG, and you only need a few friends. And I will track down a hot ass Brazilian doctor a skin doctor to take out some stiches. I could do it at a public hospital, but I want to see the hot ass footvolei playing doctor beause I want to see her morena eyes. I love her tits, peaking out of her blouse, I love her distain or faint Mona lisa interest.
Today, Vagabundo went to Centro and fucked a new pussy, a beautiful bare pussy, at one of the many centro prives, for all of 40 USD at current exchange rates. I've posted the details a million times before, so read my posts to follow the clues, but the act was fun, good, and I made her cum after 20 minutes with my dick fucking her pussy, no lube, just natural lube, from a good 69, and then a mini vibe. Man I love rio. We fucked for 40 or 50 minutes and then I got a masage. She wants 400 r pernoite, which is fine.
Realize that I post and write on ganja surrounded by college women who mind fuck me, and I love being mind fucked by these women, whom I love as friends. As peers. Have you tried that, have you experienced that lately. It is not too late to be a student again, a fellow student. Challenge your balls and your spine and your nerve to be young enough to compete for 22 year old pussy, not with money, but with all of it, your swimming, your footvolei, your dancing, dancing against younger latino men who know how to dance, but compete anyway for their respect, their friendship. This is my life, 5 or 7 days a week. You could endlessly go to Centro Rio, go to TDM33,32nd floor and fuck the big titted morena, and lather those nia nazi titties up in baby oil and have her milk your face until your eyes are red with the baby oil, and 69 with her and bang her in all her holes for 40 United States Dollars, you could pay for them with 80 Kennedy half dollars, though that would be a losing trade as those coins are more valuable now. You could do that, but then you could catch the train to the Maracana Federal University and go to the student lounge, and see if you have game enough to bed a real college girl, or to meet her and her friends at Arpoador, and win enough of her respect to take you to Maracana with her friends, or to take you with her friends to Ihla Grande, to pull a Teddy Roosevelt and try for it, to be the man in the arena, rather than the great white hunter shooting wild game at the zoo with a high powered rifle -- which is what you are in a Terma or a prive because there the girls have to fuck you, it is their job.
But, then, I digress. And in such digressions we find our greatest moments. And through it all, I listen to Tchaikopsky with the Russian, and Guns and roses too, into the early morning, and I do not write about it in prose you can understand, because in this marriage of Crime and Punishment and Jorge Amado, I do not want to be followed. I write about this affair so that I can read it and catch the allusions, years hence when in my way of recording the great moments of my life, I will find in my own words my own truth, as Henry Miller did, in Chula Vista in the last chapter of one of his novels, Tropic of Capricorn or Tropic of Cancer, in the sacred and profane, in the pleasure and the pain. Three chord symphony crashes into space. Moon is hanging upside down.
It's a ravenous town.
And it's your face I'm looking for.
On every street.
My knee aches after 70 minutes of Muay Thai tonight at the university. That was 70 minutes on top of the 45 minutes of slow and real fucking the bare pussy of a 22 year old in Centro. Rage rage against the dying of the light. Let us praise the famous men among us like JimmyBoy who is over 70 too, let us hope we will too be fucking then, and I for my part find more of a high in the fucking, the hitting the bag and the gloves than in the ganja, and I feel the sweetest pain when I am away from my real love, The Russian, but I sedate my pain in hot 22 year old bare pussy. For that, I am grateful to Cristo and Deus for Rio de Janeiro.
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To each their own
[QUOTE=SoberHans69;2909077]The ignore option is great, only have to see them when somebody else quotes them.[/QUOTE]I can smoke a bowl and enjoy his streams of consciousness (or altered consciousness haha).
And look for the nuggets of solid info spersed throughout.
I'm fluent in Spanish and learning Portuguese now so I can make my first trips to Rio and Sao Paulo and surrounding cities and I appreciate the crazy tips and info you can find scattered in his posts.
Keep living it up Vagabundo.
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[QUOTE=Steve9696;2908929]Outstanding report. Truly a RoD.
3. So Paulo totally slays Rio for girls and venues. So Shiny if you want the real deal go to Sao Paulo and def experience Scandallo. Every man should at least once.[/QUOTE]Thanks! I've been writing long detailed reports for years. I think that is the first one that ever got boosted to RoD.
Sao Paulo sounds great for girls, but the regular tourism potential seems pretty meager. I like destinations that will keep me entertained or educated between episodes of mongering. SP doesn't seem to have much to offer outside of the girl bonanza. Museums? Nature? Live music? I'm open to learn more about SP.
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[QUOTE=ShinyCrazy;2908790]Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana.[/QUOTE]Well written and detailed report. Useful information especially for Newbies. There is more to Copacabana and Rio as a whole so keep exploring. Look forward to your next report.
[QUOTE=Novio;2908927]On a recent trip, I made the rounds of the Centro Prives.[/QUOTE]
Nice report, look forward to a more extensive writeup of the numerous Centro Prives.
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[QUOTE=ShinyCrazy;2909240]Thanks! I've been writing long detailed reports for years. I think that is the first one that ever got boosted to RoD.
Sao Paulo sounds great for girls, but the regular tourism potential seems pretty meager. I like destinations that will keep me entertained or educated between episodes of mongering. SP doesn't seem to have much to offer outside of the girl bonanza. Museums? Nature? Live music? I'm open to learn more about SP.[/QUOTE]Beautiful parks, museums, street art, old churches, world class restaurants, I mean, you can't compare it to Rio, but SP can totally stand on it's own, at least for a few days or a week.
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We headed to Perola Negra a few years ago, you fucked the hot negra, and I took the mineira, who by the way was back, but she went to SP.
Sometimes ISGers come into town on their first trips, they link up for a tour, then they go on their own way, having taken the knowledge to be self sufficient.
[QUOTE=SoberHans69;2909077]The ignore option is great, only have to see them when somebody else quotes them.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=ShinyCrazy;2908790]Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana..[/QUOTE]As others have said excellent report. Like you I'm a tourist + punter on trips so this is useful info. Couple questions:
1. Prives in centro. What time of day did you start and when did you exit Centro? I ask both for quality of girls and getting out of an area that turns sketchy at night.
Did you get to speak to girl and interview about services before making choice? In reading the threads I see many saying they do this.
Was Uber the reliable form of transport to and from the JW for this?
2. Judging from the boredom comment about Monte Carlo, I assume using google translate with girls got old quickly in terms of establishing a rapport? Personally if I can't establish at least some sort of rapport with a girl I pass. Nothing fucking worse than a girl going through the motions and mechanical. I'd prefer to sit at hotel and have a drink and listen to music than endure that bullshit.
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That is the mineira. If anyone sees her in sp send her back to Rio.
She was in club 74 downtown but I missed her.
QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2909311]We headed to Perola Negra a few years ago, you fucked the hot negra, and I took the mineira, who by the way was back, but she went to SP.
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Do you guys use seeking at all? Have I been overpaying? I gave one girl 1500 reais and a couple others 1000. I did find a few that ask for 500 though.
Are there any hidden gem massage parlors? Eden Spa is not very high quality.
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[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2909385]As others have said excellent report. Like you I'm a tourist + punter on trips so this is useful info. Couple questions:
1. Prives in centro. What time of day did you start and when did you exit Centro? I ask both for quality of girls and getting out of an area that turns sketchy at night. Did you get to speak to girl and interview about services before making choice? In reading the threads I see many saying they do this. Was Uber the reliable form of transport to and from the JW for this?
I spent all of my mongering time in Copacabana, hence the title of my report. I have nothing firsthand to say about Centro prives, but I did spend time in Centro for tourism and just wandering around. The simplest answer is that it seemed fine during daylight hours when I was there. No different than parts of NYC. Its not a war zone. I used Uber pretty much everywhere. It was cheap and easy. If you have a longer wait, then pony up for the better Uber category and youll get a car immediately.
2. Judging from the boredom comment about Monte Carlo, I assume using google translate with girls got old quickly in terms of establishing a rapport? Personally if I can't establish at least some sort of rapport with a girl I pass. Nothing fucking worse than a girl going through the motions and mechanical. I'd prefer to sit at hotel and have a drink and listen to music than endure that bullshit.
Yes, I would agree. Rapport is key. English is not widely spoken among the working girls in Rio. I used Google translate extensively. The vibe in Monte Carlo was just weird. Not conducive to a fun conversation. I would encourage you to go. I think it is worth the time and money for one visit, but I wouldnt plan your trip around it. The facilities are just meager and the vibe is weird. Unlike the German FKK clubs, I would rather go to the pool at the hotel than hang out at Monte Carlo for an extended time. [/QUOTE]I appreciate that ISG members are getting useful information from my report. Since I don't live in Brazil and I don't usually travel to the same places repeatedly, it is unlikely that I'll be giving any additional reports on Rio anytime soon. I'm starting to research Kenya and Jakarta, Indonesia.
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[QUOTE=CCRider1008;2909385] Couple questions:[/QUOTE]That is more than 2 questions. The safe hours are the same hours that you go to work. You will be able to see this once you are there.
You can interview the girl.
Uber is fine.
You can use translator.
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Are you out of your fucking mind? 300-400 is the going rate. Or are you speaking of over night.
[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2909467]Do you guys use seeking at all? Have I been overpaying? I gave one girl 1500 reais and a couple others 1000. I did find a few that ask for 500 though.
Are there any hidden gem massage parlors? Eden Spa is not very high quality.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2909467]Have I been overpaying?[/QUOTE]I think it is difficult to determine with so little information provided. Based on my observation, those numbers are within range of Sao Paulo today. They would be high a couple of years ago. There are girls quoting more and would not back down so I think there are men paying.
The following are real events but the numbers are made up. I had a girl told me she has been given 500 or 1000. Assume everything is equal, I think the one who paid 1000 is overpaying.
I also had a girl told me something similar, but she said it depended on what they did together. I can't tell in this case. This girl started at 1000. She has a regular job at a bank. I assume she charged more because she already had a good job and this number is the number that she thought was worthwhile. She has only went out with two men the whole year. This I do not consider I am overpaying.
There was one girl who was new. She sent me her professional social media account with her real name and number on it. I told her 500. She told me she was thinking about 1000. This one I do not consider 1000 is overpay. This one ask for more because she already have a well paying professional job.
When I arrive at a new city, I can get a feel based on the price I have been quoted. One time, I told a girl 500 and was quickly accepted. Although low but I suspected that I overpaid. The next one I offered 400 instead and was accepted quickly as well. But we negotiated the price back up to 500 again because I asked for things like condom.
Many of the girls I contacted asked for social media. I can also learn about the ones that shared their personal ones well. It's like Brazil version of Medellin FB. The image is a response from one of the girls that I shared my IG with before I have more followers.
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I agree that this is excellent info. Should be made a sticky. One thing I would recommend: avoid the online sites with photos, reality is NEVER like in the pictures, even with the more reliable ones (barravips etc.). I had several tries with photoacompanhantes and all were a failure. I think this is where only trash is offered. Try termas, Mabs or prives instead. And please, please stop completely overpaying those hoes (I must say this goes out especially to our american friends). I read here someone gave a garota 1500. That is absolutely nuts. Even the 600-700 most chicks from the sites demand are a joke. 300 used to be the going rate at Copa if you are not an ugly, fat, old bastard. Lets factor in inflation, maybe 400 now, I give you that. But NEVER 700-1000. Please stop! It is nice that you have so much money, but you are ruining it for everybody. Just yesterday I had an intense fucking session with a drop dead gorgeous 22 year old from Minas in Perola Negra. 10 body and 7-8 face. Damage done: 350 plus entrance and a drink for the lady. Yes its out there gents, you just have to look.
[QUOTE=ShinyCrazy;2908790]Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana.
Arrival at GIG airport:
Use the app to find the Uber pickup spot. It has pictures of the 5 minute walk from the airport to the pickup area. Basically, from the international arrival area, you go to the area marked "domestic arrivals" and then exit the building and turn left. You walk along the sidewalk towards the "administration" building and you will see a walkway with a big Uber arched sign over the walkway with different "colored" areas for pickup. I went to the "orange" area and requested a ride. Cost from GIG to Copacabana was 70 reals or $14 US. There were clusters of ATMs on the arrival floor and also up the stairs. Literally none of the ATMs would work with one of my cards. Thankfully, I had a backup card that worked fine.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2909454]That is the mineira. If anyone sees her in sp send her back to Rio.
She was in club 74 downtown but I missed her.
QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2909311]We headed to Perola Negra a few years ago, you fucked the hot negra, and I took the mineira, who by the way was back, but she went to SP.[/QUOTE]She fine, face and bod. I need to get back to Brazil.
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Hats Off!!
[QUOTE=Filho;2909583]I agree that this is excellent info. Should be made a sticky. One thing I would recommend: avoid the online sites with photos, reality is NEVER like in the pictures, even with the more reliable ones (barravips etc.). I had several tries with photoacompanhantes and all were a failure. I think this is where only trash is offered. Try termas, Mabs or prives instead. And please, please stop completely overpaying those hoes (I must say this goes out especially to our american friends). I read here someone gave a garota 1500. That is absolutely nuts. Even the 600-700 most chicks from the sites demand are a joke. 300 used to be the going rate at Copa if you are not an ugly, fat, old bastard. Lets factor in inflation, maybe 400 now, I give you that. But NEVER 700-1000. Please stop! It is nice that you have so much money, but you are ruining it for everybody. Just yesterday I had an intense fucking session with a drop dead gorgeous 22 year old from Minas in Perola Negra. 10 body and 7-8 face. Damage done: 350 plus entrance and a drink for the lady. Yes its out there gents, you just have to look.[/QUOTE]Once in a while when I see a good comment I like to give kudos!
Well said! This is Gold and hope some of y'all dumb mfrs learn.
I'm not one of the guys on here who's going to cry saying stop ruinning the game by overpaying LOL, but I can understand why many say it. Like for ex I'd love stick around in Rio for months but shiiit bro's already thinking and booking the next stop. So ruin it LOL. I agree that paying anything over 500 r is nuts. Lots of reports here about spending 1000-1500 r on a single fuck. Like wtf? But now that I'm here I realize that oh these girls are sharp as fuck. And personally I think one should use his or her intelligence to get ahead in life. Meaning I don't blame the garotas at all. A couple sharks tried me few days ago. Basically when you step in these termas, especially new and a fresh fish, they'll quote you an upgraded room at first for the hourly instead of the 30/40 min that many have or standard room. So I had to learn that.
Also in mongering lately many no longer discuss CPF / Cost per Fuck. This shit really matters. I used to read on average 200/250 USD (incl flight / stay) as a commonly agreed amt in mult forums. But now mfrs especially here in rio you're seeing 1000/1500 r 200/250 USD in termas, plus adding flight, hotels / Airbnb you're easily at 500 USD cpf. For this amount you might as well stay home using legal bunny ranch brothels in Vegas and pay even less or a trip to Miami and find girls at 200 USd easily. Nothing to brag about oh I fucked x amt of girls in Brazil LOL. Mofo you spent $500 per fuck dumb ass.
Mr E, a vet here who has my respect always says no such thing as high end pussy, only high mileage LOL. Dude's fucking hilarious on this topic. And it is true. Your paying extra for the make up, her dress, and high mileage pussy. I have money, no brag but I do. But I will spend extra on nonpros which I do hunt hard on SA or in person. Harder here since I speak no fucking porto LOL. Like you ain't fucking 10 dudes a day nor work in a brothel, you don't watch the clock with me, spend the night etc. Then yeah budget is unlimited cause that's an actual friendship and relationship. But for wg cpf matters man.
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[QUOTE=Filho;2909579]Are you out of your fucking mind? 300-400 is the going rate. Or are you speaking of over night.[/QUOTE]300-400? Where are you finding these women?
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CPF Cost Per Fuck should be as low as possible.
I agree completely!
Your cost per fuck should be as low as possible. You calibrate your CPF by centro prive or tijuca prive pussy.
[URL]https://gparena.net/tds-areas.php?a=2[/URL]
[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2909618]Once in a while when I see a good comment I like to give kudos!
Well said! This is Gold and hope some of y'all dumb mfrs learn.
I'm not one of the guys on here who's going to cry saying stop ruinning the game by overpaying LOL, but I can understand why many say it. Like for ex I'd love stick around in Rio for months but shiiit bro's already thinking and booking the next stop. So ruin it LOL. I agree that paying anything over 500 r is nuts. Lots of reports here about spending 1000-1500 r on a single fuck. Like wtf? But now that I'm here I realize that oh these girls are sharp as fuck. And personally I think one should use his or her intelligence to get ahead in life. Meaning I don't blame the garotas at all. A couple sharks tried me few days ago. Basically when you step in these termas, especially new and a fresh fish, they'll quote you an upgraded room at first for the hourly instead of the 30/40 min that many have or standard room. So I had to learn that.
Also in mongering lately many no longer discuss CPF / Cost per Fuck. This shit really matters. I used to read on average 200/250 USD (incl flight / stay) as a commonly agreed amt in mult forums. But now mfrs especially here in rio you're seeing 1000/1500 r 200/250 USD in termas, plus adding flight, hotels / Airbnb you're easily at 500 USD cpf. For this amount you might as well stay home using legal bunny ranch brothels in Vegas and pay even less or a trip to Miami and find girls at 200 USd easily. Nothing to brag about oh I fucked x amt of girls in Brazil LOL. Mofo you spent $500 per fuck dumb ass.
Mr E, a vet here who has my respect always says no such thing as high end pussy, only high mileage LOL. Dude's fucking hilarious on this topic. And it is true. Your paying extra for the make up, her dress, and high mileage pussy. I have money, no brag but I do. But I will spend extra on nonpros which I do hunt hard on SA or in person. Harder here since I speak no fucking porto LOL. Like you ain't fucking 10 dudes a day nor work in a brothel, you don't watch the clock with me, spend the night etc. Then yeah budget is unlimited cause that's an actual friendship and relationship. But for wg cpf matters man.[/QUOTE]
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Did you even bother to read at shinycrazy's post? It is all laid out there. Prive girls are less than 200 for short time, Perola Negra is 350,4 x4 around 300 if I remember correctly. And that is in a safe environment for the girls which means they have to give at least half of it to the establishment. So the Mabs rate of 300-400 is already pretty high. Of course, as said, if you want special treatment, all night etc. And if you are an ugly bastard, its different. Still it should NEVER be 1000 for short time. Let them hoes ask what they want but just don't give it to them. Also don't think that just because they ask these prices many other people will pay them. These girl often have no business sense at all and will rather go home unfucked that lower their price. Some of these girls have an odd sense of pride like "I am a 700 Reals girl" so they will rather wait until the next dumbfuck shows up than do it for less than that.
[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2909654]300-400? Where are you finding these women?[/QUOTE]
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I completely agree. For these prices I can stay home in Europe and fuck ANY girl of my liking. Ironically even Brazilians. That being said, I do enjoy the other nice things in Rio, a trip is always more than fucking. So lets keep this natural sex reserve as intact as possible)).
[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2909618]
Also in mongering lately many no longer discuss CPF / Cost per Fuck. This shit really matters. I used to read on average 200/250 USD (incl flight / stay) as a commonly agreed amt in mult forums. But now mfrs especially here in rio you're seeing 1000/1500 r 200/250 USD in termas, plus adding flight, hotels / Airbnb you're easily at 500 USD cpf. For this amount you might as well stay home using legal bunny ranch brothels in Vegas and pay even less or a trip to Miami and find girls at 200 USd easily. [/QUOTE]
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What would be a good time to try 4 X 4 and Perola Negra? Never been to either. I tried to go to 4 X 4 one night and the uber dropped me off in what looked like a bunch of abandoned buildings in a really shady area and there was no sign of anyone, I was confused. Are the girls quality at the above two mentioned establishments?
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CPF: Sure. Ever rational punter wants to minimize his CPF and maximize his pleasures, but there are a lot of variables that go into what is one's pleasures and these pleasures vary from individual to individual. So, what turns you on? A beautiful face? A big ass? 30 minutes wham bam? LT? Huge ta ta's? A large clean bed? BBFS? Or something else? I don't know and I don't much care what others like because I know what I like. But, interestingly I am well aware of a handful of similar minded punters on the various forums like the SP, BKK, CGK, Phnom, and Makati threads who over the years I have barhopped. It has always been entertaining and fun to compare notes and see how each of us feel about various girls, their personalities, the venues, and prices on the ground in actual situations.
This highlights the problems with CPF internet discussions because these discussions are usually conducted in the dark since most ISG'ers including myself will not post facial pics of our favorite girls on the internet for obvious reasons and without pics, CPF discussions can only make sense if you think girls are fungible like a bushel of soybeans. Unfortunately, I do not think so. But hey, if some of you guys think centro prive girls look as good as tier 1 or tier 2 Scandallo girls or even boutique SP Palms clinica girls then knock yourself out. Centro is bargain city for you! Just remember, that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so there is going to be a lot of disagreement on the quality variable. And beauty / looks is only one of the deciding variables that lead to my choice of a girl on any given afternoon or night. A girl's personality or lack thereof is another very important variable for example.
And I don't think I am alone in this. I will only add that a punter should know the particular venue a little and what is typically charged in that venue before he goes there. "Overpaying" or getting ripped off is paying more than others in a particular venue like paying more than the set price in a prive or terma. But it should be obvious to everyone that a shag in a quality terma like Solarium will cost you more than a shag in a centro clinica. I can't say anything more to guys who think the shag and the girls are the same in both venues and the only thing that matters is the BR and CPF. But rock on guys and have a good time wherever you decide to monger. I am not judging anybody, at least not before I see the pics. KKK.
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Fair point
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2909685]CPF Cost Per Fuck should be as low as possible.
I agree completely!
Your cost per fuck should be as low as possible. You calibrate your CPF by centro prive or tijuca prive pussy.
[URL]https://gparena.net/tds-areas.php?a=2[/URL][/QUOTE]Of course, spend 200 usd at Centaurus and 20 usd at a prive and you're already at 110 average. Funny thing is usually in a many reports mongers would say their best lay was the cheaper one LOL. Not always but I read that a lot. I'm also discovering all these low end clubs / prives myself that NO MFR ever report or write about. It is like shame or embarrassment maybe? Or is there a sense of making their balls bigger online aka flexing when reporting high end spots or expenses? I know you VagaB when you report your porn star excessive raw balls deep fucking it's just for fun, besides you lowball their asses at 400/500 per noite. That's how it's done. But talking about spending 1500 on a high mileage hefer and never mentioning the sweet cheap places that they go daily on the low secretly isn't cool man. The $10 pussies are what I want to tell my buds about, VM and everything cause that's what's rare.
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4 x4 and pn
[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2909837]What would be a good time to try 4 X 4 and Perola Negra? Never been to either. I tried to go to 4 X 4 one night and the uber dropped me off in what looked like a bunch of abandoned buildings in a really shady area and there was no sign of anyone, I was confused. Are the girls quality at the above two mentioned establishments?[/QUOTE]The taxi must have dropped you off in the main Road Av Presidente, be sure to have Gmap open, small street looks lke a hallway called are. Buenos Aires on the left is the final turn. Not hard to find. I have a theory of not going to these places on Fri or Sat, since lots of want to be ballers w bottles and usually grab all the best girls 2 or 3 each for hours LOL. If I'm going to spend 400/500 r + drinks / room I must have an 8/9 at least and very picky. So I didn't session at 4 X4 which I tried last Mon., my theory failed that night but almost worked as there wasnt too many dudes but also only few girls, only 2 solid 8's which were grabbed quickly. Tried Perola Negra last Sat and best ones were all busy. I'm going to try early evenings like 5-8 pm Tues. To sat and I might get lucky. Paris Cafe's been great so far on Fri nights after 10 p luckily not too many gents and usually a nice selection.
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I find it hard to believe you are getting 200 usd cpf in miami, Florida. It may be possible but I doubt the quality of a 200 usd girl in miami is the same as a 1000 r brazilian in rio. I'm happy to be corrected on this.
[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2909618]Once in a while when I see a good comment I like to give kudos!
Also in mongering lately many no longer discuss CPF / Cost per Fuck. This shit really matters. I used to read on average 200/250 USD (incl flight / stay) as a commonly agreed amt in mult forums. But now mfrs especially here in rio you're seeing 1000/1500 r 200/250 USD in termas, plus adding flight, hotels / Airbnb you're easily at 500 USD cpf. For this amount you might as well stay home using legal bunny ranch brothels in Vegas and pay even less or a trip to Miami and find girls at 200 USd easily. Nothing to brag about oh I fucked x amt of girls in Brazil LOL. Mofo you spent $500 per fuck dumb ass.
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Lol
[QUOTE=Kazeu;2909892]I find it hard to believe you are getting 200 usd cpf in miami, Florida. It may be possible but I doubt the quality of a 200 usd girl in miami is the same as a 1000 r brazilian in rio. I'm happy to be corrected on this.[/QUOTE]No such thing as a 1000 r Brazilian, chomps pay that then she'll go to another club and charge 100 r or freelancing online for a lot less, and of course giving it free to some.
So yes no trash talk but I can correct you since I lived in Miami, they got Boricuas / Puerto ricans, Cubans, Dominicans, Whites, Blacks, and yes a shit load of Brazilians too LOL. Indeed you can even pay less than $200 for 30 min as I'm just being generous.
The only obvious issue you run into and why it's worth traveling is that this shit is illegal back home; and many of the Ads are cops trying to set you up to blast your face on tv oh we caught another sex trafficker LOL. When you call you cannot ask for rates / cost and talk about sex, and if you talk about sex you cannot talk about cost / rate. The two together is illegal, and that's the trick to know if it's a cop. Escorting is legal, hence you can pay for company, just cannot discuss that it's for sex and what two adults do in private is legal. That's how it's done in the Matrix, and why US still is the largest brothel in the World believe it or not. If she's saying oh for 200 you get sex / BJ blah blah it's 100% a set up. The real ads will say to not ask questions on services offered when you call, etc. Also will ask you if you're a cop, and legally no charges can be filled if a real cop lies. When you live in the US and want P4 P you must know these tricks unfortunately.
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"Rare" is about right.
[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2909860]The $10 pussies are what I want to tell my buds about, VM and everything cause that's what's rare.[/QUOTE]Well, you can still talk to your buds about these unicorn $10 pussies, but you won't find them in real life. Granted it's been years since I last ventured into those paradisiacal urine-stench alleys of VM, but even then a 30-minute session would set you back $16-20, and I doubt it's gotten cheaper since then.
Trash venues are only cheap up to a point. If you're OK with a 30-minute humping in despicable conditions, sure you can save loads of money. But if you want to take your sweet time, that's going to start costing more very quickly, and if you're -- god forbid -- not inclined to have sex in the same sweat- and jizz-soaked sheets used by generations of johns and hookers before you, then we're looking into the same 200-300 reals territory of a relatively decent prive. So what's the point again?
Of course, if you're in Rio for weeks or months, then sure, go to trash prives and collect numbers. But it's still going to cost you way more than $10. Otherwise, I wouldn't bother unless out of curiosity.
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More layers
[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2909901]No such thing as a 1000 r Brazilian, chomps pay that then she'll go to another club and charge 100 r or freelancing online for a lot less, and of course giving it free to some.[/QUOTE]Flight cost is of course part of the cost but there is value to enjoying travel in and of itself, especially if you enjoy the environment, music, culture, and mindset of your destination. There is also the value of convenience, comfort, and being in a place where what you want is readily accessible. It's still important to be informed what is the norm at each location, from high end to low end. But when factoring in all the layers of value, cost is a more complex calculation.
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MT, that is an interesting post on punting in Miami. I live near Miami so I could easily explore this venue if I wanted to, but I prefer not. I extremely dislike the idea of playing cops and robbers and the girls in this price range, especially North American girls in this price range, do not interest me in the slightest. I prefer to save my money so I can afford to fuck the best looking girls wherever I choose to travel for the 10 to 12 weeks of free time I have per year.
Now back to the issue at hand:
[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2909882] If I'm going to spend 400/500 r + drinks / room I must have an 8/9 at least and very picky. So I didn't session at 4 X4 which I tried last Mon., my theory failed that night but almost worked as there wasnt too many dudes but also only few girls, only 2 solid 8's which were grabbed quickly. Tried Perola Negra last Sat and best ones were all busy. I'm going to try early evenings like 5-8 pm Tues. [/QUOTE]I have been to 4 x4 many times and I enjoy the ambiance and the what not, but dude, I have never seen an 8 in 4 x4 or for that matter I have only seen a very small number of near 7's there which makes my point in a previous post that " CPF internet discussions <snip are usually conducted in the dark since most ISG'ers including myself will not post facial pics of our favorite girls on the internet for obvious reasons and without pics, CPF discussions can only make sense if you think girls are fungible like a bushel of soybeans. " Your 8 may be my 5. 5. My 7. 5 may be your "not worth my time or money. " It comes down to a matter of personal taste and personal wallet constraints.
In regard to timing: the best time to go varies terma to terma. So punters need to test the waters and find out for themselves when the best time for them is to go.
I have never been to to 4 x4 earlier than 8 pm. I prefer going around 10 or a little later because by 10 pm the party party is going strong and that is why I like to go there. I enjoy the 4 x4 circus circus ambiance with naked girls writhing around on the alcohol stained floor and sexually engaging with some of the customers. It is fairly wild. I always manage to find a fuckable girl there although it ain't always easy to spot one because there are not that many that I want, but then I have lowered my sights before I even enter the place and I do not looking to find beauty here, so it is not a problem.
Solarium is a different story. I usually find a few very attractive girls (my opinion) in the 6 to 7 range in this bordello although I have never seen an 8 here. So, I prefer going to Solarium between 5:30 and 6:30 because when I go there, I don't like to wait for a girl I want (there are not many of them) and I prefer them fresh. The ambiance at Solarium is friendly and upscale, KKK, for a RJ terma, but the reason I go to Solarium is to shag pretty girls not party party.
Perola Negra is IMHO a late night terma. I have been there as early as 9 pm and it was fucking DEAD. I know some guys really like this joint, but I don't quite get it although I have met a few pretty nice girls there, but this place joint is just not one of my favorites. Again, I am just illustrating my point: different strokes for different folks.
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[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2909901]Also will ask you if you're a cop, and legally no charges can be filled if a real cop lies. When you live in the US and want P4 P you must know these tricks unfortunately.[/QUOTE]Where did you hear that from? That is not true at all. If that was the case then there would be no such thing as undercover police work, because all the criminals would have to do is ask everyone they associate with if they are a cop. They can lie all they want.
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[QUOTE=BallsDeep1980;2909837]What would be a good time to try 4 X 4 and Perola Negra? Never been to either. I tried to go to 4 X 4 one night and the uber dropped me off in what looked like a bunch of abandoned buildings in a really shady area and there was no sign of anyone, I was confused. Are the girls quality at the above two mentioned establishments?[/QUOTE]4 x4 is not a place to go too late. The girls work in shifts. If you are concerned about safety, go around 5 or 6 when there are still a lot of working people. I remember this is the time shift changes. The girls that start the shift may take another hour to prepare themselves before actually showing up in the club area.
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In terms of CPF (Cost Per Fuck), the sweet spot has been centro prives and trash termas.
The CPF is 150 r or 30 r USD. Alot of the best prive girls are as good as the terma girls, but they just don't want to work at night.
We are now in and will be for the next 6 months, the best time IMHO.
Just last night / this morning, Vagabundo had a pornstar from sao paulo over pernoite. On the plus side, she is a porn star, and we fucked, and she actually cleaned, did like a awesome job cleaning, and I only payed her 300 r for overnight. One the downside, she only fucked once as opposed to the minimum 2 and as many as 5 times I fuck with my regulars. We watched Dom again and Cidade de deus and Tropa de elite so I could pacify her Brazilian ears with some portoguese. Anyway, she used to work at a SP Clinica, then got wifed up by one of the owners, and now she doesn't have that relationship, which was predictable.
On the downside too, is the fuck was too fast, bureaucratic, covered, and the experience has me thinking how bad a biz and life porn is. The prives are actually a source of hot new girls and much, much, much better sex.
Well, and on VM, I did go there last Sunday as a bunch of new in town ISGers were looking for a Sunday fuck, and I met up with an ISGer at VM. We did a quick circle on the you, and I found Monique, and we fucked covered and the cost was 115 r, which is a substantial rise from the usual 70 r or 80 r before. Maybe I got gringoéthe? Anyway VM really does suck. We did go up to the 'suite'which was bigger. She brought a sheet, but the room was filled with beer bottles and condoms. With prives you get a clean room. But it is what it is.
If you're going to be here for a period longer than a few weeks, and you should, then it is impertative to tie into non mongering groups like sports or education. The mongering life by itself is toxic, like pure alcohol, which will poison you if taken unadulterated.
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I agree what is written about 4 x4. 80% or even 90% of the girls there I would also not consider worth fucking. But I have never had a disappointing visit there. You just have to be patient. Eventually, a good girl will show up. I have not been often to Solarium. My opinion is, that they might have more good looking girls but they also have a bigger attitude. As I like to fuck perfectly shaped asses and do all kinds of dirty things with girls, this does not mix well. Monte Carlo is overpriced in my mind. The best experiences I must say I had in LÚomos But that is years ago sadly.
Best is to collect a solid amount of numbers from Mabs or other places, then you always can call them should you not be up for a terma. I have found real gems there. But also here: 80-90% is not what I find attractive. But I agree, it all comes down to taste.
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A question to the experienced Rio guys here: what do you do on a Sunday, when all the Termas are closed, the Prives too and none of you numbers are working? What is you suggestion for a good day time / early evening session?
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Because of shinycrazys recommendation I went to Eden Spa yesterday. I did not like any of the girls so they sent me down to the other place. Also there, not for my taste. Except for Ester, a big mulata with a nice ass. She looked a bit like Naomi Campbell with very light skin. Unfortunately she also had her attitude, so service was so so. Still I enjoyed it. She is already a bit on the hardened hooker side, but if you like these looks, it might be worth a try. I would rate her a 6, face maybe even 7.
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[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2909901]Also will ask you if you're a cop, and legally no charges can be filled if a real cop lies. When you live in the US and want P4 P you must know these tricks unfortunately.[/QUOTE]Dude, you couldn't be more wrong. There is no such thing as "Ask an undercover cop if they are a police officer, and they must tell the truth". That is complete bullshit! Police officers lie 24/7.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2910101]In terms of CPF (Cost Per Fuck), the sweet spot has been centro prives and trash termas.
The CPF is 150 r or 30 r USD. Alot of the best prive girls are as good as the terma girls, but they just don't want to work at night.
We are now in and will be for the next 6 months, the best time IMHO.
Just last night / this morning, Vagabundo had a pornstar from sao paulo over pernoite. On the plus side, she is a porn star, and we fucked, and she actually cleaned, did like a awesome job cleaning, and I only payed her 300 r for overnight. One the downside, she only fucked once as opposed to the minimum 2 and as many as 5 times I fuck with my regulars. We watched Dom again and Cidade de deus and Tropa de elite so I could pacify her Brazilian ears with some portoguese. Anyway, she used to work at a SP Clinica, then got wifed up by one of the owners, and now she doesn't have that relationship, which was predictable.
On the downside too, is the fuck was too fast, bureaucratic, covered, and the experience has me thinking how bad a biz and life porn is. The prives are actually a source of hot new girls and much, much, much better sex.
Well, and on VM, I did go there last Sunday as a bunch of new in town ISGers were looking for a Sunday fuck, and I met up with an ISGer at VM. We did a quick circle on the you, and I found Monique, and we fucked covered and the cost was 115 r, which is a substantial rise from the usual 70 r or 80 r before. Maybe I got gringothe? Anyway VM really does suck. We did go up to the 'suite'which was bigger. She brought a sheet, but the room was filled with beer bottles and condoms. With prives you get a clean room. But it is what it is.
If you're going to be here for a period longer than a few weeks, and you should, then it is impertative to tie into non mongering groups like sports or education. The mongering life by itself is toxic, like pure alcohol, which will poison you if taken unadulterated.[/QUOTE]Which termas and which prives? I have only been to centaurus, Solarium, and Marrakesh. I've also been to Eden Spa a few times and have met a few girls on seeking. I liked Centaraus the most, and the girls from seeking werent too bad. The cheapest was Eden Spa and the place is pretty much trash imo.
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Ethnicity can matter in price
To be honest I live in Seattle and some Latino women charge $300 for full rushed service! . It's very rare that you'll find one that charges $150 for full service and if she does more than likely she's on drugs bad. Houston Tx used to be a $150 spot for Latino action now the price is $200's! I visit Mexico every month and the prices are literally gringo like hell $150-200! I am not a big fan of those rates!
[QUOTE=Kazeu;2909892]I find it hard to believe you are getting 200 usd cpf in miami, Florida. It may be possible but I doubt the quality of a 200 usd girl in miami is the same as a 1000 r brazilian in rio. I'm happy to be corrected on this.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Nounce;2910028]4 x4 is not a place to go too late. The girls work in shifts. If you are concerned about safety, go around 5 or 6 when there are still a lot of working people. I remember this is the time shift changes. The girls that start the shift may take another hour to prepare themselves before actually showing up in the club area.[/QUOTE]So is it better to target end of shift girls at 4 pm versus beginning shift girls at 6 pm? Shiny said he went to Monte Carol at 4 pm and was the only one in the terma, and 8 girls stood around looking at him. WTF. I don't understand. I would think all 8 would immediately be on him to make money. What am I missing?
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[QUOTE=MaddTraveler;2909901]...... Also will ask you if you're a cop, and legally no charges can be filled if a real cop lies. When you live in the US and want P4 P you must know these tricks unfortunately.[/QUOTE]Fake hooker: "Hey, you wanna have a good time?"
Monger: "Are you an undercover cop?"
Fake hooker: "No darling, come let me relieve some of that stress you seem to be under".
Monger: "How much?"
Fake hooker "You're under arrest". Slaps on handcuff.
Love American Style.
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If you're going to be here for a period longer than a few weeks, and you should, then it is impertative to tie into non mongering groups like sports or education. The mongering life by itself is toxic, like pure alcohol, which will poison you if taken unadulterated.[/QUOTE]I totally agree, for me anyway.
Other avenues to relax and clear the mind besides mongering, most especially when being somewhere for a lengthy period.
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[QUOTE=Bravo;2910133]Dude, you couldn't be more wrong. There is no such thing as "Ask an undercover cop if they are a police officer, and they must tell the truth". That is complete bullshit! Police officers lie 24/7.[/QUOTE]It's OK bud. Couple of you misunderstood.
I didn't write that on behalf of you the client being safe from that. The hooker will ask you when you call if you're a cop. Undercover cops don't have to answer and if they lied charges on that sex worker will be dropped on the basis of entrapment. Laws maybe diff in FL vs other states.
So all I wrote was if in her ad she says no cops should contact her, or she asks that herself, it's a sign that she herself is real. I wouldn't dare implying this is the same for all undercover work, strictly talking about how our hawkers get charges dropped back home.
Anyhow, I only brought that up in this price / cpf discussion to highlight that mongers don't truly travel out of the US due to high cost, but mainly for the stupid laws that will get you jailed.
Canada's even worse. Legal for the girls to sell sex, but illegal for the gents to buy it LOL. Yeah, exactly. Makes zero sense and a total trap LOL.
Cost is by far the least issue as to why most of us travel. When locals or Airbnb hosts are trying to sell me on their beaches, I reply that I've lived near many my whole life. Then in my head thinking. Where the fuck are the cheap brothels in your area? That's what I want to know.
Back to fucking in Rio for now.
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If you're going to be here for a period longer than a few weeks, and you should, then it is impertative to tie into non mongering groups like sports or education. The mongering life by itself is toxic, like pure alcohol, which will poison you if taken unadulterated.[/QUOTE]No one liles to discuss sad topics incl myself, but what you mentioned is very urgent. On few forums and other articles we're reading gringos falling to their deaths assuming suicides. Depression is no joke. If in your 30's or 40's this almost doesn't apply specially if you're still working and keeping busy. The idea is to have a purpose.
DR and Thailand are the best places for 60+ mongers since those women don't have an issue to have a real relationship with you, like living together. Much harder to find that in Col or Bra since they're more sophisticated with arrogance and pride. You'll be taking care of the entire families in places where you find it but could be a fair exchange.
There are some expats group I've found in Bra and haven't joined them yet, but those are very active in Col like 100 k users via many groups where you meet with locals on certain nights for dancing class, language exchange, etc. These activities are super important. Even joining a gym or hiking group.