Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[QUOTE=G Haribo]I just came back from a session at Tulip, and would say that it was a disappointment. I went at around 5pm today (Tuesday) and chose "April". I would rate her look 7. She was quite a lazy girl, and I had to do all the actions, except for the massage she gave me, which was lousy.

After the first round (she did not even BJ me), she went asleep, just next to me, and I was just there stupidly watching her. After 5 min, she even dare to ask me to provide her a massage. Then I pushed her a little bit to provide me a 2nd round, which she did reluctantly. I came after 5 min, then showered, paid her the 1500 baht, and went downstairs. Overall, a disappointing experience.

I prefer by far JC Infinity.[/QUOTE]Yes, April is a bit of a nut job. She spend a few minutes actually crying in the shower. Yes, she was lazy for me too, and asked me about assorted other nutty things.

I am thinking of going to TULIP and try to come 7 times in 3 hours... but I am worried I could die LOL

is it really worth a try? I mean, considering what the human body goes through when you have sex:

- Pupils dilate
- Arteries constrict
- Core temperature rises
- Heart races
- Blood pressure skyrockets
- Respiration becomes rapid and shallow
- The brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere
- Secretions spit out of every gland
- The muscles tense and Spasm like you’re lifting 3 times your body weight

It’s violent, ugly and messy… but thank god it is unbelievably fun and pleasurable!

Does anyone know if it is better to change Ladies every hour? or keep the same throughout?

oh, and I will probably, for the first time need a half Pill to help. I will also need a good anti inflamatory cream for the "after" sex :D

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I am thinking of going to TULIP and try to come 7 times in 3 hours... but I am worried I could die LOL[/QUOTE]It's possible, I believe. I had a 5 pop 2 1/2 hour session with Khun Tuk about 3 or 4 weeks ago. And we finished early and I didn't use any pills (I don't even know where to get them.)

Of course, after 4 pops, it stops being pleasurable and turns to painful.

7 pops in 3 hours. Hmmm. Go for it, NicFrenchy.

Good luck

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I am thinking of going to TULIP and try to come 7 times in 3 hours... but I am worried I could die LOL

is it really worth a try? I mean, considering what the human body goes through when you have sex:

- Pupils dilate
- Arteries constrict
- Core temperature rises
- Heart races
- Blood pressure skyrockets
- Respiration becomes rapid and shallow
- The brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere
- Secretions spit out of every gland
- The muscles tense and Spasm like you’re lifting 3 times your body weight

It’s violent, ugly and messy… but thank god it is unbelievably fun and pleasurable!

Does anyone know if it is better to change Ladies every hour? or keep the same throughout?

oh, and I will probably, for the first time need a half Pill to help. I will also need a good anti inflamatory cream for the "after" sex :D[/QUOTE]


Fucking hell man, what have you been imbibing this Xmas? Hope its as good as the glass of Hennessy XO, which I am presently sipping.

Your description of your anticipated sexathon sounds disturbingly like the affects on the human body of a terminal encounter with an electric chair but undoubtedly infinitely more pleasurable.

However, I really feel that, as a younger guy, you are just sadistically turning the screws on the older members of the forum, some of whom might have problems coming seven times in a week, let alone 3 hours.

That said, here's wishing you all the best in your attempt and I hope that the friction burns on your knob heal quickly :D GH

P.S - suggest a different bird each hour is the best plan, ending with Yok who could incite an orgasm in a corpse, which at that point you may closely resemble.

I figured that I may indeed be missing out on only frequenting Tulip's so I decided to miss my weekly meditation at Tulip's and give another MP a try.

I chose Annie's. I contacted Aey via e-mail and told her what I wanted from an Annie's experience and picked out a few numbers from their website. From those numbers, Aey recommended #35 (named Laan) to give me a good time.

I arrived at Annie's in the mid-afternoon after a short walk from Nana BTS. It's very easy to find. Just walk down Soi Nana and turn right at the first 7/11. You'll see the Annie's Massage sign as you near the end of the little road you walk down.

I walked up the stairs to the chiming of bells (my approach was noticed and the girls upstairs were warned of an upcoming punter). The mamasan greeted me as a row of girls started to line up on the outside of the fishbowl. I told her that I had a girl booked so the line up quickly disappeared. She asked for the number. I gave it and she called out Laan's name. No other punters were in the place.

Laan's appearance was a bit of a surprise because she was dressed in her street clothes - a top and jeans. I was a bit confused but she explained later that it was her day off and she was sleeping at home and had just woken up and rushed to Annie's to make her appointment with me.

This didn't work out well for me because, once we were in the room, she said that she needed to get her things, put on her uniform (which was a nicely revealing white dress), and put on some makeup. So she left me alone in the room for approximately 15 minutes while she prepared. I had a lot of time (too much time actually) to check out the room. It was quite large with a bathtub in it. Much nicer that rooms at Tulip's.

When she returned, she was in her uniform and her ample tits were poking out nicely. I was ready to go and stripped and jumped in the bath. The water was nice and hot and she used various scented lotions and such so that was all good. When it came down to the blowjob, it wasn't so good. It was bareback (check there) but her technique was lacking. Some tongue... minimal sucking... no throating. She sucked for just a bit and then moved onto my balls and tried to jerk me off to finish. The positioning in the bath wasn't comfortable though. I'm a tall man so my legs were well outside the tub. Legs up, body down, head up. It just wasn't comfortable enough to enjoy the handjob/blowjob to get me to cum. I called quits on the bath and asked to move to the bed.

At the bed, I tried to generate her interest with touches, kisses, etc but I guess the chemistry just wasn't there. After kissing her tits, neck, ears and down to eat her out, I found her pussy quite dry. Usually after my routine, the girl is sopping wet but nothing from Laan.

I will give her pussy credit though. It was very tight and she made me cum in missionary position pretty quickly. Usually I have to work like a dog in missionary to cum but the tightness of her pussy got me off quickly.

I sensed her lack in interest though and that brought my interest down too. Normally, I can manage 4 pops in 2 hours but I only got two at Annie's. I could have gotten more if I pushed it and insisted but if it isn't fun for the girl (and I emphatically pick up on it), then it isn't fun for me either. Yes, I know that I'm the customer and it is all about my pleasure, not the girl's, but, for me, the experience is doubly good if the girl is into it. I guess I'm a sucker for GFEs.

Between rounds we chatted quite a bit. She wondered why a handsome and young man (her words, not mine) was coming to a place like Annie's. She said that most of her customers are 40+. Laan's actually a very nice girl and she's got a good body on her. If the chemistry had been there, I'm sure that it would've been a superb experience. Alas though, I only got a handjob from her for the second pop.

I tipped her well despite the fact that I considered it a mediocre experience. She asked if I'd come to see her again but she knew that I wouldn't. There were a couple of older guys (50 - 55 years old) who spoke some Eastern European language I couldn't understand checking out the fishbowl as I left.

Overall, it was an okay experience. I liked the bath and the soapy massage. Cumming from the BBBJ in the bath while being in an awkward position is impossible. Nice girl, good body, tight pussy but no chemistry. No GFE. Definitely no PSE. No anal. Two pops only and one of them was a HJ.

Final verdict: I doubt I'll go to Annie's again. I get mind blowing experiences from Tulip's every time so that's where I should stay. Curiosity sent me out looking for another place but I think it just confirmed my belief that Tulip's is indeed THE place to go and nothing else compares.

"When it ain't broken, don't fix it", they say and that old expression certainly applies here. Off to Tulip I go!

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[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I am thinking of going to TULIP and try to come 7 times in 3 hours... but I am worried I could die LOL

is it really worth a try? I mean, considering what the human body goes through when you have sex:

- Pupils dilate
- Arteries constrict
- Core temperature rises
- Heart races
- Blood pressure skyrockets
- Respiration becomes rapid and shallow
- The brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere
- Secretions spit out of every gland
- The muscles tense and Spasm like you’re lifting 3 times your body weight

It’s violent, ugly and messy… but thank god it is unbelievably fun and pleasurable!

Does anyone know if it is better to change Ladies every hour? or keep the same throughout?

oh, and I will probably, for the first time need a half Pill to help. I will also need a good anti inflamatory cream for the "after" sex :D[/QUOTE]
It started in the bath.
I had sex with same girl 7 times in less than 24 hours, but only managed 6 pops (and that was 15 years ago). I guess I'm just too old.

Is your plan to cure yourself of sexual desire? :eek:

Hi everyone,

I will be in Bangkok (for the first time) soon and have RTFF, used the search function, but the Thailand forum is so vast that it isn’t too easy to navigate, so I’m left with a few questions unanswered.

Hope you’ll be able to help me out, and you can count on me posting reports once back.

TULIP:
-What’s the opening time? (info about this differ)
-What’s the recommended way to book a particular girl?
-In case I haven’t booked, what’s the best time to show up on week days?

SAZANKA:
-What are the opening / closing times?
-What’s a good time to show up on week days?

SOAPIES:
There doesn’t seem to be a clear cut best, so I’ll ask you this: sex performance aside, in which soapy are you more likely to get a proper, skillful body slide by a good looking girl?

FRIENDS:
I read somewhere about this place, off sukhumvit, offering great regular (no sex) massages and pampering: can anyone confirm, or suggest another one in the area?

In the meantime, thanks a lot to Jackson and all posters: as usual the ISG has so far proved invaluable!

[QUOTE=Ryo Saeba]Hi everyone,

I will be in Bangkok (for the first time) soon and have RTFF, used the search function, but the Thailand forum is so vast that it isn’t too easy to navigate, so I’m left with a few questions unanswered.[/quote]

Read my post on how to efficiently search the Forum. There are techniques that allow you to find exactly what you are looking for:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=642457&postcount=1203[/url]

[quote]TULIP:
-What’s the opening time? (info about this differ)
-What’s the recommended way to book a particular girl?
-In case I haven’t booked, what’s the best time to show up on week days?[/quote]

- Opening @ 10am Officially but This is Thailand... so you can say 10:30 or 11 for sure.
- You can book a girl by simply calling the MP directly.
- For me, best time to show up is 14:00, I like to show up early :D

[b]Tulip Massage [/b]
806/2-3 Sukhumvit 38 Road, (Thong Lor BTS)
02391-7564
10:00 am ~ Midnight

[quote]SAZANKA:
-What are the opening / closing times?
-What’s a good time to show up on week days?[/quote]

- Haven't been in ages but Sazanka I believe still opens @ 11 am
- I like early afternoons... usually, the girls have eaten and have energy: Thai girls hate to fuck on an empty stomach...

[quote]SOAPIES:
There doesn’t seem to be a clear cut best, so I’ll ask you this: sex performance aside, in which soapy are you more likely to get a proper, skillful body slide by a good looking girl?[/quote]

Interesting question, I have only ever had a real Body slide Soapy on a mattress @ Cupidy. the whole price is 1,800 for Body slide + fuck, 90 minutes. Beware of the Papasans, they are thieves.

Annies also Offer that I think, you can go on their website and ask.
[url]http://www.anniesbangkok.com/[/url]
18 Sukhumvit Soi 2 — 4

[quote]FRIENDS:
I read somewhere about this place, off sukhumvit, offering great regular (no sex) massages and pampering: can anyone confirm, or suggest another one in the area?[/quote]

I am guessing you refer to FRIENDS BARBER on soi 19? Across from Robinsons?
They do it all there. You can get a haircut, manicure, pedicure, Thai Massage, Oil massage, Balls Shaving, HJ, BJ. Some do FS but very rare adn need to be VERY discreet. see their website: [url]http://www.friendsmassage.com/[/url]

A rave review like Il Zorro’s of Nadea either means fake advertisement or a great tip. So I booked her.

Well, yeah… just another Tulip superstar ;)

Great body of 170 cm with more emphasis on ass and upper legs than on tits (I like that). She is very sensual in a slow licking gliding kind of way. I never come twice (no, Mick, not even with Yok hehe), so I took 1,5 hours for the first round. And then while we were cuddling and because she blows very nicely, I asked her for some farewell suckage (ahem) just cause it feels so well. And she sucked, and wow she did manage a CIM. I was sooo proud of her :)

Anyway, Nadea, and Il Zorro: Thanks!

PS: Tulips seems to be closed from 31.12. to 2.1.

[QUOTE=Andy Abs]....
Could anyone recommend a place that would be comfortable for a guy on his own. No Thai language ability.

Your help would save my life. My brother spends a lot of money to come and have a good time. I really don't want his holiday to start on a negative note.[/QUOTE]
Tulip Massage seems to be one of the most popular places with farangs right now.
[url]http://guide.2thebigmango.com/?p=15[/url]

The ladies there might not be the best-looking. But they are service oriented. And they know how to satisfy their man. Which is to make the guy pop his load at least twice, one way or another.

For a guy who has no Thai language ability and for a guy who is a little shy due to the unfamiliarity of the situation. It's best to go with a bold lady who takes the lead and sexually assaults her man first. Because this kind of thing starts a 'tit for tat' kind of thing between the lady and the man that goads the man into having his way with the lady, sexually speaking that is.

Tulip ladies have a reputation for surprising their man in the shower with a good blow job. And from then on, if the guy is too shy to have his way with the lady. Then the lady will have her way with the guy, until he has no choice but to cum, and cum again for her.

The only way a lady can satisfy her man completely is to drain him of his cum completely. And draining their man completely is something Tulip massage ladies do better than most.

Tulip... Will be closed 31st, 1st and 2nd from what I'm told... Better book ahead...

Thanks NicFrenchy for your quick reply and for your search tips, which seem to be very useful.

My few days in BKK are now well organized, with a few options and back up plans.

Also, for my buddy and myself, I have just booked Dao and Nadea from Tulip! Can’t wait!

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]Tulip... Will be closed 31st, 1st and 2nd from what I'm told... Better book ahead...[/QUOTE]Strange. I asked the lady at the reception if they possible was closed at Kings birthday, and she answered that Tulip is open everyday of the year.

[QUOTE=Dextro Sol]Strange. I asked the lady at the reception if they possible was closed at Kings birthday, and she answered that Tulip is open everyday of the year.[/QUOTE]

Could be, the girl I know there told me they are closed for three days and wants to spend them with me. Maybe only she is off but I doubt that.

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]Could be, the girl I know there told me they are closed for three days and wants to spend them with me. Maybe only she is off but I doubt that.[/QUOTE]
I think most of Tulip girls will go up country for those 3 days so its hardly worthwhile for them to open.
Best to collect girls' phone numbers before 31 Dec so can make private arrangements.