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[QUOTE=Hug Monster]Dear Mr. London, A while back, you were encouraging me to become a "Paid" member so that you can PM me. So on May 4, 1944, I signed-up and paid the fee. However, You still didn't send me any messages. My inbox is still on zero. Nobody has shared any helpful info with me. Here is my latest Question for everyone: How about this for an IDEAL living situation. It would be a way to have a wife, or GF and still not get bored. #1. You marry a woman who is at least Bi-Curious, or bisexual. #2. You hire one or two housemaids who are lesbians, or bisexual. #3. You make an agreement with your wife that she does not need to do any cooking or cleaning, so that both of you can concentrate on being KIND to each other. #4. 2 to 3 times a week, you invite the lesbian housemaids into your bedroom, where you and the "Help" pin your wife to the bed and give her multiple-orgasms using your tongue or fingers and drive her crazy to the point where she is squealing and giggling from the unbearable sensitivity of her clitoris. Your purpose would be to show your wife that you have a lot of fun "Pleasing" her, but at the same time, there would be the AWESOME fact that you would also have multiple girls in your bed and some of them would be all over your cute wife, driving her to immense satisfaction! The key point in the whole process, would be that you don't do anything physical to anyone but your wife, unless, of course, your wife asks you for some help in restraining the other girls so that she can offer some "Payback"... I. E. Rasberries, tickling, etc.[/QUOTE]If a setup like that would work, I think it would have been thought of before and we'd have heard of people in that type of situation and that it actually works for them. Too many dynamics there to try and keep everybody happy, and the house actually clean.

I'm thinking about going to Cebu, and was wondering about motorbikes there? I realize taxis are an option, but it might be nice to have something to ride, and get out and explore a little. Is the situation in Cebu anything like Phuket or Pattaya, where there are loads of places renting small (100-125cc) morotbikes to foreigners?

[QUOTE=Hug Monster]Dear Mr. London, A while back, you were encouraging me to become a "Paid" member so that you can PM me. So on May 4, 1944, I signed-up and paid the fee. However, You still didn't send me any messages. My inbox is still on zero. Nobody has shared any helpful info with me. Here is my latest Question for everyone: How about this for an IDEAL living situation. It would be a way to have a wife, or GF and still not get bored. #1. You marry a woman who is at least Bi-Curious, or bisexual. #2. You hire one or two housemaids who are lesbians, or bisexual. #3. You make an agreement with your wife that she does not need to do any cooking or cleaning, so that both of you can concentrate on being KIND to each other. #4. 2 to 3 times a week, you invite the lesbian housemaids into your bedroom, where you and the "Help" pin your wife to the bed and give her multiple-orgasms using your tongue or fingers and drive her crazy to the point where she is squealing and giggling from the unbearable sensitivity of her clitoris. Your purpose would be to show your wife that you have a lot of fun "Pleasing" her, but at the same time, there would be the AWESOME fact that you would also have multiple girls in your bed and some of them would be all over your cute wife, driving her to immense satisfaction! The key point in the whole process, would be that you don't do anything physical to anyone but your wife, unless, of course, your wife asks you for some help in restraining the other girls so that she can offer some "Payback"... I. E. Rasberries, tickling, etc.[/QUOTE]

I have never put another member on IGNORE before but there is always a first time for everything. With the incessant demands and the ludacris comments and thoughts you post, the senior members of this board have given very good advice and taken alot of time to provide emotional first-aid for someone who acts childish and has all the signs of a lurker-troll that just takes up space. I would have thought after the serious admonishing provided by Jackson your posts would have taken a more sensible tone, but I was wrong.

Enjoy the Iggy Bin.

Just spent the last two days with a nice 24yr old virgin from the Province of Cebu that I met a month ago on the dating sites. She took a ferry and long bus ride to come stay with me. Her training has been rocky but progress is slow with some students, but her virginity is only a memory now. Nice girl but I think she now "loves me". Yikes, but it's to be expected with the Cebuanas who often have deep emotional feelings very quick.

I brought her some nice Playboy panties which she loved and trimmed her HUGE bush last night. The pile of hair I trimmed off her bilat looked like a small animal on the towel and revealed a very nice kitty. I am starting to grow bored of her as her lessons seem to have peaked, and she was too shy to try the vibe I brought along. Only 4'11 with a sexy 21inch waist and loves to wear tight dresses. Also to the 65yr old guy that tried to grab her hand in SM yesterday as we walked around, you made me laugh. While she dresses like she is for sale, she is not. Get your own!

Life is good in the Visayas these days.

[QUOTE=Stroker Ace88]Just spent the last two days with a nice 24yr old virgin from the Province of Cebu that I met a month ago on the dating sites. She took a ferry and long bus ride to come stay with me. Her training has been rocky but progress is slow with some students, but her virginity is only a memory now. Nice girl but I think she now "loves me". Yikes, but it's to be expected with the Cebuanas who often have deep emotional feelings very quick.

I brought her some nice Playboy panties which she loved and trimmed her HUGE bush last night. The pile of hair I trimmed off her bilat looked like a small animal on the towel and revealed a very nice kitty. I am starting to grow bored of her as her lessons seem to have peaked, and she was too shy to try the vibe I brought along. Only 4'11 with a sexy 21inch waist and loves to wear tight dresses. Also to the 65yr old guy that tried to grab her hand in SM yesterday as we walked around, you made me laugh. While she dresses like she is for sale, she is not. Get your own!

Life is good in the Visayas these days.[/QUOTE]To: Stroker Ace 88... Explain to me what I did that got you so pissed-off to the point where you chewed me out in your last report about me. Then,

Get some counseling for your wishy-washy personality and stop crying about a girl who is, BY YOUR OWN DESCRIPTION, a Physically Perfect Specimen! I personally think that she is your "Imaginary" friend, but lets just go over the details as if she is real. You say that she is a 24 y/o virgin, then you say that her "Training" has been rocky. You say that it is to be expected from a Cebuana that they will fall in love with you quickly, but you also say "Now I think she is in love with me, Yikes". You say that when she shaved, it revealed a nice "Kitty" and you say that She's only 4'11" w/a sexy 21 inch waist. However, you also say "I'm starting to become bored of her". Well, if I was going to make a RUDE AND HARSH judgment of you, like you did to me, I would say that you are either Bi-Polar, or just a Total Moron. Tell me how to contact that woman when I get to Cebu in two weeks, so that I can show her that not everyone is as unappreciative as you seem to be.

[QUOTE=Stroker Ace88]I have never put another member on IGNORE before but there is always a first time for everything. With the incessant demands and the ludacris comments and thoughts you post, the senior members of this board have given very good advice and taken alot of time to provide emotional first-aid for someone who acts childish and has all the signs of a lurker-troll that just takes up space. I would have thought after the serious admonishing provided by Jackson your posts would have taken a more sensible tone, but I was wrong.

Enjoy the Iggy Bin.[/QUOTE]Mr. 88,

It is too bad that you have put me, as you said, on "Ignore", because now you can't hear this Joyous Report. I am happy to read all of your posts, because when you offered kindly advice, I made a special effort to file a report that Thanked You. Now that times have changed, I am happy to read your last report about me, because to anyone (except you), that report has no merit at all. I don't see what you are talking about with your complaints and calling me "Childish" and saying that I am "Wasting Space". I have never been rude to you, or anyone on the Forum. However, your demeanor is the part that makes things so "Joyous", because your ranting is so OFF-THE-WALL, to the point where it becomes comical.

Thank You!

[QUOTE=Bella Oxmyx]I'm thinking about going to Cebu, and was wondering about motorbikes there? I realize taxis are an option, but it might be nice to have something to ride, and get out and explore a little. Is the situation in Cebu anything like Phuket or Pattaya, where there are loads of places renting small (100-125cc) morotbikes to foreigners?[/QUOTE]There was someone here on this thread who recommended an expat who offers services here in Cebu do a search here and you will find him. (he had bikes for rent)I would look at the traffic situation here before making plans and great insurance first. I have never seen driving like it anywhere.

[QUOTE=Bella Oxmyx]I'm thinking about going to Cebu, and was wondering about motorbikes there? I realize taxis are an option, but it might be nice to have something to ride, and get out and explore a little. Is the situation in Cebu anything like Phuket or Pattaya, where there are loads of places renting small (100-125cc) morotbikes to foreigners?[/QUOTE]Hey Bella,

I hope this info does not screw my chances of getting a scooter the next time I visit. Haha. There is a place called MB'S Pizza in Lapu Lapu. They have a pretty good selection but can't recall the prices off hand. It is one of the only places I found in Cebu that rents thou. I would suggest only riding a motor bike if your an avid rider. As riding in Phukett and Pataya is for sure more laid back. You have to have your head on a swivel as theres lots of traffic. But for me, its the best way to see somewhere new. Last time in Cebu I would take midnight rides and get lost when there was no traffic. Actually found a great restaurant this way.

Stroker the instant love can be a pain. But as was pointed out to me by WR the virgins are soooooooooooo tight. I think that is what we call just compinsation for other side effects.

To be Frank. I wish I was having your problems right now.

Have fun.

RED

[QUOTE=Hug Monster]Dear Mr. London, A while back, you were encouraging me to become a "Paid" member so that you can PM me. So on May 4, 1944, I signed-up and paid the fee. However, You still didn't send me any messages. My inbox is still on zero. Nobody has shared any helpful info with me. Here is my latest Question for everyone: How about this for an IDEAL living situation. It would be a way to have a wife, or GF and still not get bored. #1. You marry a woman who is at least Bi-Curious, or bisexual. #2. You hire one or two housemaids who are lesbians, or bisexual. #3. You make an agreement with your wife that she does not need to do any cooking or cleaning, so that both of you can concentrate on being KIND to each other. #4. 2 to 3 times a week, you invite the lesbian housemaids into your bedroom, where you and the "Help" pin your wife to the bed and give her multiple-orgasms using your tongue or fingers and drive her crazy to the point where she is squealing and giggling from the unbearable sensitivity of her clitoris. Your purpose would be to show your wife that you have a lot of fun "Pleasing" her, but at the same time, there would be the AWESOME fact that you would also have multiple girls in your bed and some of them would be all over your cute wife, driving her to immense satisfaction! The key point in the whole process, would be that you don't do anything physical to anyone but your wife, unless, of course, your wife asks you for some help in restraining the other girls so that she can offer some "Payback"... I. E. Rasberries, tickling, etc.[/QUOTE]Childish dreams came true. HM you're killin me here. What IF three pinay lesbians walking down the street confuse me as a lesbian and attack me sexually right there. Then, what IF three female PNP officers join in the fray with their night-sticks. Then, what IF.

[QUOTE=Stroker Ace88]Just spent the last two days with a nice 24yr old virgin from the Province of Cebu that I met a month ago on the dating sites. She took a ferry and long bus ride to come stay with me. Her training has been rocky but progress is slow with some students, but her virginity is only a memory now. Nice girl but I think she now "loves me". Yikes, but it's to be expected with the Cebuanas who often have deep emotional feelings very quick.

I brought her some nice Playboy panties which she loved and trimmed her HUGE bush last night. The pile of hair I trimmed off her bilat looked like a small animal on the towel and revealed a very nice kitty. I am starting to grow bored of her as her lessons seem to have peaked, and she was too shy to try the vibe I brought along. Only 4'11 with a sexy 21inch waist and loves to wear tight dresses. Also to the 65yr old guy that tried to grab her hand in SM yesterday as we walked around, you made me laugh. While she dresses like she is for sale, she is not. Get your own!

Life is good in the Visayas these days.[/QUOTE]

SA

LOL, I think she needs some furtehr more prgressive education from the WRU (WR Univeristy) as my good amte JSBacjh would say.

You have done the hard yards so best let her fall out of love when you suggest a good mate is in Cebu very soon and how do you fancy seeing him or a threesome with him...I have an anal plug also so she can progress her studies in sex toys as well ;)

And shall bring some leather and PVC stuff, again purely for 'educational' reasons that a petite pinay would look rather tasty in :D Am sure she has heels...:)

So thats my solution SA :D

And see you Cebu very soon....be good to catch up

Bella asks a good question. "Can you rent a 100-125cc motorbike in Cebu like Pattaya?" (see below) Can one of you experienced lads answer it. I would also like to know as I, too, visit Cebu next month. jack in boston

[QUOTE=Jackzonian]Bella asks a good question. "Can you rent a 100-125cc motorbike in Cebu like Pattaya?" (see below) Can one of you experienced lads answer it. I would also like to know as I, too, visit Cebu next month. jack in boston[/QUOTE]


I have never heard of renting a motorbike in Cebu, they are so cheap (some less than 50K pesos) most people buy them. I would think some resort places near cebu like like Moalboal or Danbantayan or some beach resort area might have that service but I have never seen such.

You can go to one of the numerous dealships (some even in SM mall) and ask about this.

Spamhog

[QUOTE=Redman69]Stroker the instant love can be a pain. But as was pointed out to me by WR the virgins are soooooooooooo tight. I think that is what we call just compinsation for other side effects.

To be Frank. I wish I was having your problems right now.

Have fun.

RED[/QUOTE]

Redman,

I agree she is very tight, but she is still in the painful stage of virginity so when its time for her to have another session of training she feels more pain then pleasure at this point. Each time is better than the last but progress is slow. This girl has told me she has never even been kissed by a guy before and I believe her. When I posted I was bored of her, it just meant that it is sometimes hard to be the first, when she is very very nervous and can't calm down enough to enjoy at this stage. Every two minutes I get the "what's that.... what are you doing now?" comments and the look of fear on her face. It's cute at first but after awhile can get tiring having to explain things and make sure she is ok. She refuses to kiss my utin which to me is a big no-no and she is scared to death of the small 4inch vibe I brought but she is warming up ever so slowly.

WR,

Unfortunatly she returns to the province in a few days, but I am working on getting her sexier younger sisters' mobile to help ease my seperation as she lives in Cebu City to attend class and has that look in her eyes.

Send me a PM when you get to Cebu and we will catch up.

I will update my original post with a few pics of the playboy panties once she has left.

[QUOTE=Spam Hog]I have never heard of renting a motorbike in Cebu, they are so cheap (some less than 50K pesos) most people buy them. I would think some resort places near cebu like like Moalboal or Danbantayan or some beach resort area might have that service but I have never seen such.

You can go to one of the numerous dealships (some even in SM mall) and ask about this.

Spamhog[/QUOTE]

Spamhog,

I was planning to go to the Honda Dealer in between the National bookstore and Mango Square to inquire about rentals, since I am curious to the answer myself.

I will go after my hotel breakfast with my girl since I am on staying on Fuente Osmena and its just a short walk.


On a totally unrelated topic. I noticed they have removed the big blue metal fence on the new Raddison hotel on the SM side. Looks like they will indeed open before the end of September as previously announced, so maybe there are promo deals to be had when they soft open soon. Just a tip.