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Now into my third week, to say it is easy, or to give the impression that to walk around any corner and you will be molested is wrong. But on the other hand where can a 59 year old get away with talking his way into 18-23 years old knickers before making any financial inducement. 600 taxi fare seems fine. Mind you have not had a stopover yet. All of my success has been from dating sites, Just had a 21 year old leave who gave me all I wanted, all 3 holes where available, I like a stupid idiot forgot (ky or lubb)(any information where I can obtain would be greatly appreciated). Now for mistake number 4 texting whilst walking in the mulls, lost 3 contacts through that.

The 18 year old sister of the girl with the premature baby showed up today. She was more or less as described ie pretty innocent but prepared to do what was necessary to earn so cash for the family.

She is pretty cute, somewhat short and rather chubby (4ft 11in / 49kg), but nice large and firm boobs. Because she is young the chubbiness is not flabby but quite firm.

She is by no means an expert in the sexual arena and would suit someone willing to take some time to teach her rather than someone expecting a sexual athlete. The initial crisis is to find enough money to ensure the electricity doesn't get disconnected. Beyond that they need to unpawn the various items pawned to fund the sister's hospital bills.

Some pics:

[url]http://www.tagged.com/kirstencebu[/url]

If you are interested to help out you can contact her through tagged or PM me for her cell no.

As of now she is only allowed to meet up during the day early evening as her parents expect her back home at night.

Hug Monster: Glad you have signed up: the sensible thing would have been to PM me to let me know you are now able to receive PMs. You can't expect me to be telepathic or to spend my days scanning ISG on the off chance that you have signed up and are thus able to receive PMs.

Maybe this girl will be of interest to you, She's a bit shy and on the chubby side but quite cherubic.

[QUOTE=Hug Monster]Dear Mr. London, A while back, you were encouraging me to become a "Paid" member so that you can PM me. So on May 4, 1944, I signed-up and paid the fee. However, You still didn't send me any messages. My inbox is still on zero. Nobody has shared any helpful info with me. Here is my latest Question for everyone: How about this for an IDEAL living situation. It would be a way to have a wife, or GF and still not get bored. #1. You marry a woman who is at least Bi-Curious, or bisexual. #2. You hire one or two housemaids who are lesbians, or bisexual. #3. You make an agreement with your wife that she does not need to do any cooking or cleaning, so that both of you can concentrate on being KIND to each other. #4. 2 to 3 times a week, you invite the lesbian housemaids into your bedroom, where you and the "Help" pin your wife to the bed and give her multiple-orgasms using your tongue or fingers and drive her crazy to the point where she is squealing and giggling from the unbearable sensitivity of her clitoris. Your purpose would be to show your wife that you have a lot of fun "Pleasing" her, but at the same time, there would be the AWESOME fact that you would also have multiple girls in your bed and some of them would be all over your cute wife, driving her to immense satisfaction! The key point in the whole process, would be that you don't do anything physical to anyone but your wife, unless, of course, your wife asks you for some help in restraining the other girls so that she can offer some "Payback"... I. E. Rasberries, tickling, etc.[/QUOTE]


Though HM has received quite alot of flack for this fantasy, something along these lines is entirely possible here in the Phils.

Infact I met a predominantly lesbian bisexual girl a couple of weeks ago who said that she had moved in to the pad of a German friend of hers who runs a call center here in Cebu and they had just hired a bisexual cook for these purposes. She said they also tried to organise pool parties at the weekend.

Personally I think bisexual/bi curious girls are much better medium/long term partners precisely as it does open up the possibility of developing a steady friendship/partnership whilst also maintaining sexual novelty.

[QUOTE=Jackzonian]Bella asks a good question. "Can you rent a 100-125cc motorbike in Cebu like Pattaya?" (see below) Can one of you experienced lads answer it. I would also like to know as I, too, visit Cebu next month. jack in boston[/QUOTE]

[b]Bella and Jackzonian,[/b]

I went to the Yamaha dealer on Mango Avenue this afternoon. I thought it was a Honda dealer, my mistake the Honda dealer is located down closer to Yellow Cab pizza, just for clarification purposes.

I spoke with the general sales manager and he told me no such rental places he knows of in Cebu City or surrounding area. He did know about the rental place on Lapux2, but he told me he was certain it was closed as the rental bikes all were sold. I also hung around and spoke with a younger guy who worked in the service side and asked him about rental bikes and he told me the same story of the only rental bike center closing. The younger guy told me the best option would be to buy a trade-in model and re-sell it after you are finished with it, but I am not sure. The fees and all the red tape might be too much for a short trip.

Had a few street kids about 10yrs old come out of the shadows close to Osmena circle and one went for my wallet in my back pocket. I saw him coming at me and I turned around to grab his hand in time and he seemed shocked when I yelled at him. Both kids disappeared into the shadows as quickly as they emerged, so be careful.

I also sent my chatmate from the province to stay with her sister as she will return home tomorrow and I want to roam around Cebu some tonight alone and see what kind of interesting bikini I can play around in. She was also tampo that I was up at 6am doing work online and chatting with a few girls on my YM, so the last thing I need right now is a tampo trainee.

[QUOTE=Jackzonian]Bella asks a good question. "Can you rent a 100-125cc motorbike in Cebu like Pattaya?" (see below) Can one of you experienced lads answer it. I would also like to know as I, too, visit Cebu next month. jack in boston[/QUOTE]Easy Jack. J/K. From one Bostonian to another I'm giving good info here. Sorry I don't have a phone number handy. I just googled MB'S pizza thou and found this thread on a Philippine motorcycle thread. All cabs in this area will know where it is. Hope it helps, And don't beat on the bike to much. I'll be there in dec to rent mine.

P.S. Dear J. E. T. S= the real hard knocks are coming this Sunday.

I know one place where you can rent motorcycles. It is Lapu-Lapu City.

The place is MB's in Kagudoy, Lapu-Lapu City, they are actually into a resto-bar/pizza business but they also have motorcycles for rent.

Last year, I was able to inquire their rates, so here are a few details:

For UB (Honda Bravo)

-P400/day

-P200 gas deposit

-requirements are photo copy of passports for foreigners but am not sure if this is applicable for us.

-drivers license

-other IDs

For Big Bikes (Honda Steed/Yamaha Virago)

-P1, 000/day other additional costs also applies like gas deposit.

-requirements: same applies

I also know another place also in Lapu-Lapu, thats near the old Mactan-Mandaue bridge. Bridgeside Hotel (a. K. A Hiedelberg). But no clues about their rates on their bikes.

[QUOTE=GregLondon]Though HM has received quite alot of flack for this fantasy, something along these lines is entirely possible here in the Phils.

Infact I met a predominantly lesbian bisexual girl a couple of weeks ago who said that she had moved in to the pad of a German friend of hers who runs a call center here in Cebu and they had just hired a bisexual cook for these purposes. She said they also tried to organise pool parties at the weekend.

Personally I think bisexual/bi curious girls are much better medium/long term partners precisely as it does open up the possibility of developing a steady friendship/partnership whilst also maintaining sexual novelty.[/QUOTE]HM's scenario/fantasy/whatever brings to mind something a fellow monger wrote a few years ago on one of these boards; I believe he was living in Pattaya. Taking a remorseful tone, the gist of his wisdom was this:

If the house is being kept clean and tidy, don't start fucking the maid; a good maid is a lot harder to replace than a girl to stay with you is.

Thanks for that update, Stroker -- and the pix. Only here, right? Hahah.

I found an aussie guy online, Paul, on a googlsearch of cebu motorbikes. He wrote right back - he seems straight up. Find him this way: cebu ex pat services. Says he rents out 4 bikes and is there to help ex-pats.

Read his page. Seems quite helpful and legit but I don't underwrite him in any way. I will be going this November and I will report.

See ya in jail, jack in boston

[QUOTE=Col Law]Now into my third week, to say it is easy, or to give the impression that to walk around any corner and you will be molested is wrong. But on the other hand where can a 59 year old get away with talking his way into 18-23 years old knickers before making any financial inducement. 600 taxi fare seems fine. Mind you have not had a stopover yet. All of my success has been from dating sites, Just had a 21 year old leave who gave me all I wanted, all 3 holes where available, I like a stupid idiot forgot (ky or lubb)(any information where I can obtain would be greatly appreciated). Now for mistake number 4 texting whilst walking in the mulls, lost 3 contacts through that.[/QUOTE]

I agree CL and have so before we olde guys are brad Pitts when we are in PI. we can walk in malls and not be stared at us dirty old me (even thought we are) if we were in the USA.

Lube...any pharmacy but explain as sometimes they dont quite get the meaning. Or use vaseline (ask for petroleum jelly..they do know what that is :D)

Malls and walking at same time...never been told that men cannot multi task :)..well we can when are in bed with 2 or more pinays but I dont think that is what was meant LOL

[QUOTE=GregLondon]The 18 year old sister of the girl with the premature baby showed up today. She was more or less as described ie pretty innocent but prepared to do what was necessary to earn so cash for the family.

She is pretty cute, somewhat short and rather chubby (4ft 11in / 49kg), but nice large and firm boobs. Because she is young the chubbiness is not flabby but quite firm.

She is by no means an expert in the sexual arena and would suit someone willing to take some time to teach her rather than someone expecting a sexual athlete. The initial crisis is to find enough money to ensure the electricity doesn't get disconnected. Beyond that they need to unpawn the various items pawned to fund the sister's hospital bills.

Some pics:

[url]http://www.Tagged.com/kirstencebu[/url]

If you are interested to help out you can contact her through tagged or PM me for her cell no.

As of now she is only allowed to meet up during the day early evening as her parents expect her back home at night.

Hug Monster: Glad you have signed up: the sensible thing would have been to PM me to let me know you are now able to receive PMs. You can't expect me to be telepathic or to spend my days scanning ISG on the off chance that you have signed up and are thus able to receive PMs.

Maybe this girl will be of interest to you, She's a bit shy and on the chubby side but quite cherubic.[/QUOTE]Hello Greg,

When I posted the report about becoming a "Paid" member, as you suggested, and that you did not PM me yet, I was only joking! I was attempting a little "Demonstrative" humor and that is why I claimed to have signed-up in 1944.

Sorry for the confusion.

[QUOTE=GregLondon]Though HM has received quite alot of flack for this fantasy, something along these lines is entirely possible here in the Phils.

Infact I met a predominantly lesbian bisexual girl a couple of weeks ago who said that she had moved in to the pad of a German friend of hers who runs a call center here in Cebu and they had just hired a bisexual cook for these purposes. She said they also tried to organise pool parties at the weekend.

Personally I think bisexual/bi curious girls are much better medium/long term partners precisely as it does open up the possibility of developing a steady friendship/partnership whilst also maintaining sexual novelty.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your post Mr. London. I am glad to see that there are others who can see that this set-up is very possible, as I have done it before in Saipan, and it was with Filipinas!

Jackzonia. I will be in Cebu in Nov. staying at the Parklane. Arriving on the 15 and going to Mindiooa on the 22nd then back to Cebu and out on the 28. I will get a local phone upon arrival. Do not have a number to give you now. If these dates are good pm me. At least one other member will be in town then and at the Parklane.

I am at the Parklane, because they have a in room safe. Local internet and wireless for the lap top. At hotels .com I paid 60.00 a night for room with queen bed and desk. Plus 17 per night tax. They have in house food and pool.

Most important is they are guest friendly. And come highly recomended.

[QUOTE=Col Law](ky or lubb)(any information where I can obtain would be greatly appreciated).[/QUOTE]
I don't know if it is the same through out the Philippines, but I brought two packs of "Jelly Lube" at the Mini-stop in AC. It was located right behind the counter next to the condoms and it was 20P and it works great:D

Don't be like a guy who works here with me. He came back and told us that Kamagra Oral Jelly wasn't good:D He thought he was supposed to apply it, and he tried it and told us that the girl asked why his dick tasted like strawberries:)

Robb

Once made the mistake of putting the KY jelly on the night stand next to the IcyHot Muscle Relaxant. Rolled over in the bed when it was dark and applied the IcyHot instead of the KY to my dick. Two seconds later my dick was on fire and I was scrubbing it off in the sink. That stuff burned for the next four hours. No sex that night. Lol

[QUOTE=Robbaf]Don't be like a guy who works here with me. He came back and told us that Kamagra Oral Jelly wasn't good:D He thought he was supposed to apply it, and he tried it and told us that the girl asked why his dick tasted like strawberries:)

Robb[/QUOTE]

Here we are [url]http://www.cebuexpatservices.com/[/url]

[quote=hug monster]dear mr. london, a while back, you were encouraging me to become a "paid" member so that you can pm me. so on may 4, 1944, i signed-up and paid the fee. however, you still didn't send me any messages. my inbox is still on zero. nobody has shared any helpful info with me. here is my latest question for everyone: how about this for an ideal living situation. it would be a way to have a wife, or gf and still not get bored. #1. you marry a woman who is at least bi-curious, or bisexual. #2. you hire one or two housemaids who are lesbians, or bisexual. #3. you make an agreement with your wife that she does not need to do any cooking or cleaning, so that both of you can concentrate on being kind to each other. #4. 2 to 3 times a week, you invite the lesbian housemaids into your bedroom, where you and the "help" pin your wife to the bed and give her multiple-orgasms using your tongue or fingers and drive her crazy to the point where she is squealing and giggling from the unbearable sensitivity of her clitoris. your purpose would be to show your wife that you have a lot of fun "pleasing" her, but at the same time, there would be the awesome fact that you would also have multiple girls in your bed and some of them would be all over your cute wife, driving her to immense satisfaction! the key point in the whole process, would be that you don't do anything physical to anyone but your wife, unless, of course, your wife asks you for some help in restraining the other girls so that she can offer some "payback"... i. e. rasberries, tickling, etc.[/quote]


while this scenario is entirely possible (the spamhog has a set up like this in thailand some years ago)but t could very well be an open invitation to disaster, as it nearly was for me. check on the thai board and ask how many
"falangs" have shown up dead from "suicide" or and "ovedose" because of their wifes/gfs lover male or female and the pair or threesome split up the decedents property.

i seriously suggest that anyone reconsider having anything to do sexually with "the help" there are sooo many things that can go wrong with such a situation. first off, lesbians are the most fucked up in the head people in this world, not to be trusted for whatever arrangement you might have, their loyalty is to each other, not you especially a foreigner they can take advantage of.

while filipinas are not nearly so treacherous and even dangerous as their thai counter parts, there are a whole list of woes that could befall one.

first, your "maid" could extort you for more money, less work or resort to outright stealing, knowing that her trump card is going to the police with complaints of "concubinage" that is a real life charge here when you pay someone to have sex with you. also abuse or misuse of a servant, another big charge, she could imply that it was forced as a condition to keep her employment, sort of like [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url] extortion. more people have gotten in trouble here by a maid going to the cops and lodging a beef about sex than anything else.

"gimme 20 thousand pesos or i tell the cops you grab my butt and try to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url] me."

yeah, i know you can;t prove (or disprove that) but remember the cops in the phils (and thailand) have the morals or a mafia loan shark and will share some of the bounty on your head, guilty or not guilty doesn't matter.

spamhogs strong advise to the brethern, by all means choose a bi or bi curious lady if that is your thing and allow her to play with willing females, just make sure they are not the help.

spam hog