Pattaya Reports

Had these chicks during my recent visit to Pattaya. Above average experience, usual charges and co-operative.

-JizzyB.

Went to HA last night. Called over a cute, thin 20-something with full back and leg sleeves. They were actually well done and looked nice. Called herself Ohm. Seems a bit new, but willing to play the game. Got her a LD or two, and went upstairs. 2 K+350 for the room. Had a good time, recommend. On the way upstairs I saw there is a "speakeasy" but not sure how to get an invite. Maybe just for high-rollers?

Next night went to club fate just across the way. The selection wasn't great, but found a decent (6.5 ish) with a nice body. Only did one LD and she was down to sit and chat forever. Since she was so chill I rewarded her with the 3000 B double tequila shot, shirt comes off with the shot. She was quite happy with that. After some playing, she confessed that she could not do boom-boom because Aunt Flo was in town. I was skeptical, but she insisted she wanted to blow me and wants me to come back another day for boom-boom. Meh, whatever. She pulled the curtain and did an acceptable BJ. She was giggling as we watched a guy in the next booth getting his boom-boom on. Pushed her down to lick my nuts and finished on her face. She was quite happy with the whole process, and sat around cuddling with me for another half-hour before I took my leave. Now, catch this. When she handed me my ticket, the curtain fee + BJ fee was not on it. I'm not sure if this was intentional or an oversight. Either way, she was a good cat so I slipped 2 K baht into her bra as I left. I like the vibe of the gentleman's clubs better than the go-gos I think.

[QUOTE=UglyAzzMan;3012894]Perhaps this is an example of raising prices when business is down. Color me Shocked. Hahaha.

Tomcats. If I recall is a Bar stocked with PMs. Portly mature.

17 at Bliss has to have best nose in Thailand. Looks Doctored but we'll done. All over sh is approaching 9 status. Yes that HOT. EZ 2 barfines a night at Nana Plaza. At Bliss I'm not so sure 9 pm there were just 4 customers. Maybe the Barfining happens after midnight when barfine drops.[/QUOTE]Correction Tomcats. I mistook for another Bar with old portly Bargirls.

Went to King Club tonight, had a shitty experience. Starts out good, chatting with a girl. She asks for a drink, no problem. Says I can invite another girl if I want, ok no problem. I tell her to pick who she's comfortable with. She was ok, mid 30's and one of the better looking ones in the bar. Her friend was not. Whatever, it's all pink on the inside. Then she starts pushing the LD, getting LD without my say-so, and so on. I tell her enough, lets go upstairs. They respond with 1000 baht each, 400 for the room. Ok, no problem. Then we get to the room.

Once the shower was done, she starts going all in on the fake moaning / cumming. Girl is licking my nipples and sounding like she is riding a sybian. Fucking turn off. Then we start fucking. Her ugly friend is actually not that bad, and I enjoyed the friend for a bit. Then girl 1 spreads her legs, and as soon as I touch her the 'bad porn moaning' starts again, and she starts with the 'you come soon'. Fuck. I push her out of the way to fuck her ugly friend again, and no shit, mid-fuck she starts asking for more LD. While I'm fucking. That was the final straw for me. Completely turned off, told them I was done. Then she has the nuts to ask me 'why you no cum? LOL You can't make this shit up. I didn't even bother to get their names. There was not one girl in that bar worth going back for. On to other adventures.

[QUOTE=RandoGuy;3012972]Went to HA last night. Called over a cute, thin 20-something with full back and leg sleeves. They were actually well done and looked nice. Called herself Ohm. Seems a bit new, but willing to play the game. Got her a LD or two, and went upstairs. 2 K+350 for the room. Had a good time, recommend. On the way upstairs I saw there is a "speakeasy" but not sure how to get an invite. Maybe just for high-rollers?[/QUOTE]It's called Cleo's and you just walk in. Drinks are more expensive but they make a pretty good cocktail if you're looking for something more fancy. LD prices are a little more expensive and girl prices are also more expensive. I like the vibe but HA downstairs is a better value, IMO.

[QUOTE=Mogwai;3012719]I think this is the place that Old And Ugly was talking about: [URL]https://www.soi2inn.com[/URL].
Looks to me it's just a hotel, but they have called it "serviced apartments" to make it sound more luxury.
The daily price is 1800 Baht (room only), which is OK I think for a hotel like this. But you cannot know that for sure until you've seen it, and the site doesn't mention if taxes and housekeeping are included.
For the monthly price you can get better in Pattaya, I think.
........................................................[/QUOTE]Exactly, that's the one. I stayed across the street at S Lodge for half the price, and It's nicer, I don't get it why anyone will pay double for less. I didn't explored, but I'm sure that if you don't go the tourist route, and rent it by the month will be few hundred $ max. Maybe I'll give it a try after the rainy season, but Dongtan area looks more appealing to me, you can go in the water actually, in Pattaya I saw too much garbage in the water, and I don't go in public (hotel) swimming pools, only in my own, where is pee from family and friends only. The pics are from S Lodge.

[QUOTE=LonePunter;3012808]I was informed that I can only go upstairs after paying for three ladydrinks in addition to the kaa hong of 400 Tb. Totally outrageous. That never happened to me before, a friend of mine was asked to pay four lady drinks for that purpose in Roxy bar.[/QUOTE]If you don't want to go through the LD bullshit, you might try places like Red Point, Chili, Candy, Lolipop, My friend you and all other independant bars.

Avoid all the bars that are part of a group, like NW, Goodfellas, Tomcats, Oppa, Benders, Cooters, Lala land and all these kind of bars.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;3013158]If you don't want to go through the LD bullshit, you might try places like Red Point, Chili, Candy, Lolipop, My friend you and all other independant bars.

Avoid all the bars that are part of a group, like NW, Goodfellas, Tomcats, Oppa, Benders, Cooters, Lala land and all these kind of bars.[/QUOTE]Good tip, Paolo. And now for the 64 million Baht question: how does the quality compare between the "independent" bars and the "corporate" (my word) bars?

Here is the current rate (143 Baht) and times for the bus from Jomtien Station to BKK Airport. Cash Only. If you come early there is a small bar next to the station and a market across the parking lot if you need to pick anything up.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;3013158]If you don't want to go through the LD bullshit, you might try places like Red Point, Chili, Candy, Lolipop, My friend you and all other independant bars.

Avoid all the bars that are part of a group, like NW, Goodfellas, Tomcats, Oppa, Benders, Cooters, Lala land and all these kind of bars.[/QUOTE]I definitely prefer to avoid Lady Drinks and preferably Bar Fines. If anything, get a girl's number and meet her OTC.

When I was in Pattaya last fall, I pulled girls from Soi 6 twice and thought those were my weakest sessions. * I returned to Pattaya last month with a friend who was on his first trip ever to Asia so naturally I had to show him Soi 6. * It was very busy with girls at night and we got grabbed many times as expected. * he got pulled into a bar and then soon after I saw a girl at Lush that looked interesting so I went in with her. * I asked her about rate and she quoted 1500 be which was the same rate my friend got with his girl over at the other bar. * This was kind of surprising to me since I didn't think quotes would go this low from the 2500 I usually got quoted last fall and settled at 2000 for both sessions then. * Maybe it's the low season rate. * So this time we didn't even bother with drinks and I paid the 500 room fine and up we went.

I should have had an interview before hand because once in the room, I couple of red flags appeared. * First the girl didn't want to shower together and when she showered, she didn't want me to look. * Then once on the bed she asked if I had a condom which I did. * Well, she almost immediately went ahead to put the condom on without any prior action to get me going first (second red flag). * She tried a half ass (or even less) BJ which she went just on the head for a few moments (third red flag) and then expected to start the boom boom even before I was fully hard. * She laid on the bed without even climbing on top which was unusual (the now forth red flag). I was kind of okay with this but when I asked her to put it in for me which women usually like anyway, she refused and asked me to do it while giggling. * This was the first time ever that I encountered this by any girl anywhere. * It was pretty dark in the room so I couldn't see well and as I tried to put it in, it was already losing interest.

So I asked her to hand job me and she started almost strangling my pecker. * Completely amateurish. * After I realized that things have gone so far south beyond recovery, I just cut it short right there and ended the session. * The showers afterwards was the same, ie. , separate and didn't want me to look when it was her turn.

My friend later on said his session was pretty crappy too. * So looks like I would have to conclude at least based on my experiences there, Soi 6 while it's fun to stroll through it and gawk at all the girls, it's a crappy place to session with girls in Pattaya especially when compared to other venues. * Our sessions at gents clubs and even soapy places like Honey 1 were way better than Soi 6. * In the future if I decide to pull any girl on Soi 6, I would definitely have to put the girl through a solid interview to try and flush out those potential red flags before commiting to a session. * Or just view Soi 6 much like Walking Street, ie. , a place to stroll through and session at the more solid types of venues.

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3013184]Good tip, Paolo. And now for the 64 million Baht question: how does the quality compare between the "independent" bars and the "corporate" (my word) bars?[/QUOTE]The quality in the independant bars can certainly be as good (or better) as the other places. Through out the years I've met at least one girl in each of these bars (many in Red Point) or in bars like Poison, Showgirls or Fire. Some of these girls were part of the best girls I've ever met in the soi.

The big difference being that these bars are employing less girls than the bars part of a group. So naturally you'll have a harder time finding a girl to your specs than in the bars employing much more girls.

The advantage of these bars over "corporate" bars as you call them, is if you're lucky, you might find a girl working as a freelance in the bar. In my experience, these girls are the best, because they don't give a fuck about LDs, they want to go straight to the action, as they have absolutely no incentive to push the customer buying her numerous drinks.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3013252]So this time we didn't even bother with drinks and I paid the 500 room fine and up we went.[/QUOTE]That's one of the problems when people want to avoid paying a drink first.

You don't have much time to check the chemistry, or even try to figure out if the girl is not a dumb ass.

I've cancelled many potential fucks in these bars after one or a few drinks because the girl did or said something I didn't like, was too dumb or was just not fun at all.

Last fall I went to Pattaya and visited Heaven Above twice since I sessioned with the same girl there. * Last month in June I returned to Pattaya with a friend who was on his first trip to Asia ever so when we made it to town, I obviously had to show him Heaven Above. * I reunited with my girl there from the fall while he pulled a girl too and really enjoyed the place. * I still like the vibe there along with the topless dancing that goes on through the night but it is a more costly 'gents club' compared to others when its room rates are 600 be, higher priced drinks and the girls ask for more for their personal services upstairs. My girl agreed to 2000 be after she originally wanted 3000 be when we were chatting on WhatsApp.

The next day we took the free gents club bar crawl that's offered by the chain of bars starting at Maggie May's. * It was suppose to be a tour of six different gents club but the crawl ended up with seven. More on this later. * At Maggie May's, all the girls stayed outside while all the dudes participating were inside. This was kind of dumb as it was completely different at the other gents clubs. * Anyway, we spent about an hour there just chatting among ourselves with our drinks plus the free shot we each got. * Then after the hour, we walked over across the street to the next club which was Buzzin Lounge owned by the YouTuber who does the Buzzing Pattaya channel. * At least here the girls tried to mingle with us even though me and my friend were not that impressed with the girls at either Maggie May's or Buzzin. * Anyway, we had to spend another hour at Buzzin with another drink bought but again at least we got another free shot.

After Buzzin, we hopped on board one of there pussy wagons (like their own baht bus) and went to Cat Flaps. * Now this gents club was impressive as the decor looked new and the lounge was spacious. * Best of all, there were quite a lot of girls here many whom we thought were quite attractive. * We ordered yet another drink although me and my buddy have been ordering 50 be juices all afternoon along with the free shot we got here too. * As a bonus, we also got some free lasagna. * The other dudes on the tour all claimed that Cat Flaps is usually the best one out of the bunch.

After our hour at Cat Flaps, the pussy wagon took us to the Maggie May's in Jomtien. * Much like with their location in town, we were not impressed with the girls at this Jomtien location so we just ensured another juice and free shot during our hour here. * The next club was Camel Toe which was a nice size venue and they had two girls climb on a table for a free show. * I was however, not impressed with any of the women here so had to endure another hour ordering yet another juice (but got another free shot).

The next one which is #6 was Free Willy's. * Here another two ladies gave a free show. * One of them was attractive enough but the rest of their roster much like at the other gents clubs did not do much for me. * So another hour, another juice and free shot which was my 6th one that afternoon. * The final bar was going to be at Club Fate back in town. * At this point, my buddy and I felt that we were getting overloaded on juices and the bar crawl was already passing what we thought was suppose to be the end point around 5 pm but it was already about 6:30 pm. * So we took advantage of the pussy wagon ride back into town to Club Fate but at the dropoff we told the host that we were not going into this 7th gents club. * Instead, we wanted to return to Cat Flaps for a session.

The host got kind of peeved at us not for skipping out on Club Fate but claimed that we didn't spend enough money this afternoon. * Like what the fuck?* We bought drinks at each gents club we visited even though they were only juices. We just didn't feel like drinking during the afternoon especially when we already got free shots. * he said we should have bought drinks for the ladies but we didn't find them very attractive except for the ones at Cat Flaps which we were returning back to. * So in our view, the tour was a win win for all because me and my buddy got to see what each gents club was like and the crawl did entice us to return to one of their clubs later that night to spend money. * So we thought this host was a real ******* for saying we didn't spend enough money when it was advertised that it was a free bar crawl. * To us, this crawl was to promote their businesses and we think it was successful since we returned to Cat Flaps.

Anyway we both sessioned at Cat Flaps at 1500 be plus 400 for rooms. * The only thing odd we found was for such a nice gents club, the upstairs rooms did not have ensuite bathrooms. * Instead we all had to take turns in a separate bathroom in the hallway for showers.

Another good thing we really liked about the gents club tour is meeting all the other dudes who participated. * We got some great intel about Pattaya from them and on the whole, it was a nice group to hang out with for the afternoon. Except for the a-hole host that is.

The bar crawl Host.

Does it's name rhyme with SEBBY.