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[QUOTE=Prosal]Oh yeah?. That is why France is world's top tourist destination, with some 80 millions inbound tourists arrival each year?
FYI Bubba, the J. W Bush era and its hatred of everything french is over. Seems you are nostalgic though. Why am I not surprised?[/QUOTE]So, you're French.
That explains it.
ROFLMAO
[QUOTE=Fred100]I'm sure your a very enlightened Human Being. Thank you for your reports. They have given a lot of useful information. There might be a few more mongers out there who will think twice before paddling in your pond latex free.[/QUOTE]
He's not advising anyone to go latex free - if, like most of us, you do not go bareback, then it is your own protection that keeps you safe, not whether someone else has 'paddled' there - as usually there will be *someone* who has, and it's a big city. PP has given useful information on *finding* venues - and with additional info on navigating a complex city (I only know a few mongers, who, like myself, get buses everywhere whenever possible). He's also given info on prices, communicating, and various other things. The rest is up to you. Criticising another member's definition of what they consider safe sex is explicitly against forum rules, except in the dedicated board (see main menu). So he's quite correct. He's put in solid reports. Whether you want to take any notice, even if it is not to 'paddle' as you put it (He's seen maybe a couple of girls in venues that include several hundred - so you are going to rule out those major venues? Good luck. Why not just rule out Rio.)
Christopherd is right. I don't condone anything unsafe. I usually wear one as you see from my pic of anal penetration of the girl named Thais. I even wear my seatbelt when I drive. Prior to Rena in Hotel Travel in Jakarta last April, who you can see over in that pics thread, I never barebacked a pro. Just her and this Gabrielle..I know, it only takes one..It's the most 'extreme sport' short of straight-out bloodsports and I don't promote it.
Just a final report and couple of pics. I did met my goal of 21 girls in 7 days yesterday, just before flying out. So happy about that. Now I'm at a Starbucks in the States trying not to look like a perv typing on ISG, and already missing Rio ;)
Here are the last 2 girl reports.
BA85:
Grabbed one off the 4th floor. An exotic looking slender tall morena who does her eyeliner out to the side like Cleopatra or something and needs braces, typical BA chick with lots of tattoos and looking ghetto, scars, etc..but has a nice body and excellent attitude. The name was too complicated for me to understand, but you'll know her by the eyeliner and ME initials tattoos on the left shoulder. I couldn't understand her name. She picked me out of a crowd of Brasilados and started talking, I guess I looked like money. So I had to take this one and was glad. It was my best session at BA85. Kissing, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and mish. Normally they won’t kiss. I didn’t ask for a photo because I already get it that BA85 garotas consistently want R20 for pics and that isn’t happening, not with me. So we had a good session, I faked a pop at the last minute and called it a session.
So, since I have been nastier than apparently anyone every gets here, I decided to cleanse myself by finishing with a termas session. What can I say, the trip was no holds barred and I wasn’t holding anything back. I came with 1400 US just for sex and without regard for personal safety, either due to sick girls or street guys that I may encounter when I was out walking around at insane times. I basically wanted to get down in the gutter and find girls who are straight up hos. I can do ‘nice’ at home or in Japan. You only live once and mongering isn’t the safest sport anyway that you play it, so…to each there own. This was my way.
So off to 4x4 to cleanse myself before leaving:
Sher was the girl, 1 hour for R280 in the suite. I think I got the suite for the cabine price because the cabines were full just before 5, if I am not mistaken. Pics are posted in the pics thread of her on display and then of her brushing my cum from her mouth after sex.
It was a great session. Loira, 25 years stated, fucked in about 5 positions, I pulled her from the boite at about 4:45 during the mad rush for the free entrance if you session before 5. She agreed to CIM but said she would not swallow..funny, I never mean it that I expect them to swallow but I state it that way. Posso gozar na sua boca e voce pode bebe meu leite..in my hacked Porto slang. Spare me the criticism, I don’t profess to know Porto, just describing how I go about it. It works.
So it was DFK, BBBJ, and then CIM. A whole bunch of positions and she acted like a porn girl, and was yelling safadccinho (maybe she wanted a frappuccino?..sorry, I am at Starbucks now..had to) or something like that, which I’d never heard before. She went BBBJ until I came in her mouth and then she went over to brush her teeth at the sink. She was setting her toothbrush and I was still hard, so I grabbed her and bent her over the ugly jacuzzi tub that is there in the suite, then walked her over to the bed and put her into doggystyle at the end of the bed and was fucking her as hard as I possibly could, trying for a dramatic finish to my last session. I got my fill and then pulled out really quick and it made a popping sound which was cool. The funny thing was that her toothbrush was still in her hand the whole time and still had fresh toothpaste on it.
It was about 5:45, so I cut out and did some last mnute shopping for shirts at Saara market before heading back to Ibis to pick up my stuff. And so it ended. Suadades. I was looking back out the window of the plane last night until I couldn’t see the orange glow anymore.
Christopherd requested that someone pull all my pics together for RODs. Here they are, I would be honored.
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[QUOTE=Zingadoon]So, you're French.[/QUOTE]
Exactly. More precisely from Paris. A city that any single girl on the planet dreams to visit.
Say the word "Paris" and watch a girl eyes light up as her legs spread apart ever so slightly in an uncontrolled response.
[QUOTE=Fred100]I'm sure your a very enlightened Human Being. Thank you for your reports. They have given a lot of useful information. There might be a few more mongers out there who will think twice before paddling in your pond latex free.[/QUOTE]I appreciate your effort to balance out the field reports that PP has been posting with some sound cautionary warnings about his sexual behavior. While others cite forum rules and want these type of comments relegated to the "Safe Sex" discussion thread, I think PP's "extreme nasty" behavior (his words) warranted an open discussion. We are all adults here and can choose what actions we wish to pursue. Be they barebacking and ass munching in flithy joints, or choosing to read some sound health advice in a posting. I was personally surprised at some of the rationalizations made here by others ("evangelists and right wingers overstate the potential rsiks of AIDs", "being tired, drinking alcohol and having a cold have much to do with contracting HIV".) IMO, I think these guys posted irresponsibly.
[QUOTE=Prosal]Exactly. More precisely from Paris. A city that any single girl on the planet dreams to visit.
Say the word "Paris" and watch a girl eyes light up as her legs spread apart ever so slightly in an uncontrolled response.[/QUOTE]Quelle noblesse. L'humilité. Paris? As if Paris has anything to do with it. More precisely, it was YOU that made eyes light up and legs spread apart ever so slightly. God's very own gift to all the upper class, well-educated, beautiful women to get drunk with and give free sex to.
[QUOTE=Prosal]Exactly. More precisely from Paris. A city that any single girl on the planet dreams to visit.
Say the word "Paris" and watch a girl eyes light up as her legs spread apart ever so slightly in an uncontrolled response.[/QUOTE]Certainly many women would love to travel to Paris as they feel it is a romantic city. And it certainly is a great city, with great sights, food and culture. One of my favorites cities.
But not every single girl wants to go there. I know many that feel French men are real assholes. They describe them the same way I hear Brazilian women describe Brazilian men. More cultured, but still tools.
I also think that the popular American view of "French people are arrogant assholes" is wrong. It is carried on by the same ignorant patriotic Americans that don't question their countriy's actions. No different really than dealing with people in NYC. When I want an overload of niceness I go to Chicago.
[QUOTE=Prosal]Exactly. More precisely from Paris. A city that any single girl on the planet dreams to visit.
Say the word "Paris" and watch a girl eyes light up as her legs spread apart ever so slightly in an uncontrolled response.[/QUOTE]
French? That explains It!
Every single chick I ever talked about france with came back with an STD like herpes and tremendous disdain for the country. Only positive came from couples!
Try Italy!
Yes, I have been there. Try a Few things:
1. Platform Shoes
2. Deodorant after bathing not to mask smell
3. Shave Pubs
4. Tanning Bed
5. Just because you spent hours cooking it and your a french chef dont make it taste good. Had better meals at Pubs in London getting hammered and more fun despite the multitude of racial insults (Actually made quite a few good mates as they would say)
6. Paris is a garbage eurotrash city!
7. Bring brown bags. The Touts are dog ugly (No wonder they import so many africans and vietnamese)
Go once to see the tower; try snails (just to say you did); visit the Arch of Triumph and Leave.
Explains it INDEED!!
French Jokes
:) ;) :D
Did you know the toothbrush was invented by the French?
If it had been invented by anyone else it would have been called the Teethbrush.
Q: when was the last good french barbecue?
A: 1431, and it involved Joan of Arc
Q: Why don't the French Barbeque?
A: The snails keep slipping between the grills.
Q: How do you get a French waiter's attention?
A: Start ordering in German.
Q: What's the difference between France and Quebec?
A: Quebec has prettier women and colder beer.
Q: Why do the French like smelly cheeses?
A: Well, in a room full of French people, you can't really smell the cheese.
"A Frenchmen's home is where another man's wife is." - Mark Twain -1878-79 Journal
"There is nothing lower than the human race...except for the French." - Mark Twain 1878-79
"French history: They turn on their friends and surrender to their enemies!"
The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement: "We at the French's Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the country of France. Indeed, our mustard is manufactured in Rochester, NY. The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow".
Why wouldn't the Statue of Liberty work in France? Because she has only one arm raised.
Q. How do you stop a French tank?
A. Say "boo"
How do you separate the men from the boys in France? With a crowbar.
Hey ! Do you know what's the difference between a Frenchman and a chimpansee ? - One of them is hairy, stinky, and scratches his ass all the time. The other is a chimpansee.
Why do the french get more votes in the U.N. They vote with both hands
Q. What is the difference between a frenchwoman and a basketball team?
A. The basketball team showers after 4 periods.
The Surgeon General got a new law passed: all cigarette boxes must have a picture of a French guy on it.
Q. How many jokes are there about the French?
A. One, the rest are true
What is the french peoples favorite movie? the running man
During WW2, the French resistance fighters, in their finest hour, bravely threw sticks of dynamite at the advancing German troops. The Germans then lit them and threw them back.
Q.What is the first thing the French teach their kids in school?
A.How to say "We Surrender" in German!
Q. Why don't cheesburgers sell well in France
A. Because they don't smell like crap.
When is it white laundry day in France? Never, any white laundry in france is already hung up on a stick being waved
Q. How many frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One, because he holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him
Q. How do you confuse a French Soldier?
A. Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.
Q. Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France
A.They do not know how to say "CHARGE!"
Q. What do women who are snipers in the French military use as camouflage?
A. Their armpits
What do you call a french man killed defending his country? ... I don't know either, its never happened!
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen? People were confused about which side to spit on.
"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!"
Q. Why do french people always wear yellow?
A. To match the color of their blood!
Why do the French never perform "the wave" at a soccer game? Because, that's a gesture reserved for use only in time of war.
Q. What does a French military alliance and a French romance have in common?
A. Both are brief, sordid, and completely meaningless.
Q. What's the difference between a Frenchman and a catfish?
A. One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
Q. What's the difference between a Frenchman and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
The French have only one actual fighting war hero, Joan of Arc, and they turned her over to the enemy!
Question: What English word has no equivalent in the French language?
Answer: Gratitude
Why does the French Navy suck? Because cardboard doesn't float!
Q. Since everyone knows that French men are gay, how come there are French children?
A. Because of the confusion caused by the fact that French women have mustaches!!
Q. Do you know why so many Europeans Immigrated to North America? A. To get as far away from the French as possible.
What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad? A salesman
What's the shortest book ever written? French War Heroes.
As read this on the back of a public restroom door. "Here I sit with my buns a'clenchin, giving birth to another Frenchman.
Q. What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
A. How to surrender in at least 10 languages.
Q. What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
A. A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.
Why does Nike like the French Army?
Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.
Why did the French celebrate their World Cup Championship in 2000 so wildly? It was their first time they won anything without the help of the U.S.
and so on... :) :D
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Dude,
I was serious. france is one of the worst cities in europe IMHO. I had more fun and found more cultural enlightenment in islamic countries (the muslims living there think pretty much the same. If it was not for their ability to basically biatch up the French Goverment many would leave.) France is the armpit of europe. Calling out the French for the Biatches they are was one of the few things GW did I agreed with.
Thank God for Vibrant Cities like Rio..
[QUOTE=Alex Deuce]Dude, I was serious. france is one of the worst and cold personable cities un europe. I had more fun and found more cultural enlightenment in islamic counties. France us the armpit of europe.[/QUOTE]
You guys really crack me up. You should hook up all together for a Budweiser party at one of any of yours redneck trailer parks. You'll have a real good laugh and mesh well as you are presumably all truckers and have in common an immoderate liking for brasilian cheap and skanky prostitutes.Just a suggestion: as you surely don't know each other already, you may want to compare your trashy tattoos or your bellies to melt the ice. :)
[QUOTE=Zingadoon]Quelle noblesse. L'humilité. Paris? As if Paris has anything to do with it. More precisely, it was YOU that made eyes light up and legs spread apart ever so slightly. God's very own gift to all the upper class, well-educated, beautiful women to get drunk with and give free sex to.[/QUOTE]
Ok, I deliberately posted a pic of a malaysian GF who is a rather well-known model in KL, just for you who allegedly have spent 10 years mongering in Malaysia (if it's true, surely for fucking semi enslaved prostitutes in nasty Health Centers with others thousands fifty mongers).
But no need to be that embittered. :)
[QUOTE=Prosal]You guys really crack me up. You should hook up all together for a Budweiser party at one of any of yours redneck trailer parks. [/QUOTE]
I am black. The appropriate response was "Project/Ghetto/Hood."
[QUOTE=Hughdad]I appreciate your effort to balance out the field reports that PP has been posting with some sound cautionary warnings about his sexual behavior. While others cite forum rules and want these type of comments relegated to the "Safe Sex" discussion thread, I think PP's "extreme nasty" behavior (his words) warranted an open discussion. We are all adults here and can choose what actions we wish to pursue. Be they barebacking and ass munching in flithy joints, or choosing to read some sound health advice in a posting. I was personally surprised at some of the rationalizations made here by others ("evangelists and right wingers overstate the potential rsiks of AIDs", "being tired, drinking alcohol and having a cold have much to do with contracting HIV".) IMO, I think these guys posted irresponsibly.[/QUOTE]To be honest I only posted with regard to my own unfortunate experience. I was hoping more mongers would seek the latest information on STD transfer. Standing in the bar at L'oumo a few months ago, an American guy proceeded to tell me how he doesn't like to use condoms, he protects himself by using blue soap. At first I thought he was joking, further conversation told me he believed this. Of course good hygiene helps, but using harsh cleaning methods can damage the epidermis that protects us.
Health worker told me a funny story. He was visiting a very elderly couple, there was a news paper headline stating "AIDS EPIDEMIC". Not really understanding, the old lady said "Oh well!! I guess we will have to boil every thing like we did in the war". Bet that thought would make a few mongers wince.
[QUOTE=Java Man]Explains it INDEED!!
French Jokes
:) ;) :D
[url]http://www.google.com/search?q=jokes+about+frence&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&client=firefox-a&rlz=1R1GGGL_enUS347US347[/url][/QUOTE]Funny list! I especially like the one about "ordering in German". But you forgot to mention French hospitality: they plant trees alongside all of their roads so that the German Army can march in the shade, do they not?
But seriously, I wonder why the French have this reputation as cowards with the anglos? OK, so they had one REALLY bad surender in 1940 and their army seems to lose every war they fight. But cowards? If anything, they're historically too bloody-minded.
I mean the country that gave us Napoleon Bonaparte and mass offensives into machineguns in WWI may be alot of things ([url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]-poor about choosing friends and enemies for one, incompetent for another), but cowards they ain't.
[QUOTE=Alex Deuce]I am black. The appropriate response was "Project/Ghetto/Hood."[/QUOTE]and drinking 40's. what does he know, he is French