Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3027791]You have to understand how many chicks look at Thai Friendly. They look at it as being a bank and they get on it to simply withdraw money. When you go to the ATM, are you expecting or wanting it to hold chats with you? No. You want to put your PIN in and get the money out and be on your way.

If you are not saying come now to get this money then some chicks will have nothing to do with you. They are not on there to make friends, as many mongers try to cozy up to them and call themselves establishing a rapport. Some chicks want you to pay them or leave them the hell alone. They are not there for your how's it going pleasantries. They already have real friends for that.

If 8000 guys were sending you a message every hour saying how's it going when you were only out for money, imagine how fast you would get fed up with it. Sure they could use some customer service skills, but like she said she has so many guys knocking down her door that she finds no need to be pleasant.[/QUOTE]This is Good.

Maybe I should stop trying to be their Friend.

Who am I kidding. A issarn girl want an 85 year old fat short bald Swedish as a Confidant? Now I'm thinking No Way Jose. Hahaha.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3027791]You have to understand how many chicks look at Thai Friendly. They look at it as being a bank and they get on it to simply withdraw money. When you go to the ATM, are you expecting or wanting it to hold chats with you? No. You want to put your PIN in and get the money out and be on your way.

If you are not saying come now to get this money then some chicks will have nothing to do with you. They are not on there to make friends, as many mongers try to cozy up to them and call themselves establishing a rapport. Some chicks want you to pay them or leave them the hell alone. They are not there for your how's it going pleasantries. They already have real friends for that.

If 8000 guys were sending you a message every hour saying how's it going when you were only out for money, imagine how fast you would get fed up with it. Sure they could use some customer service skills, but like she said she has so many guys knocking down her door that she finds no need to be pleasant.[/QUOTE]I can agree to a certain degree, but that's a difference between good service and bad service. I always say then maybe you shouldn't be doing something if you can't handle it. I never wonder why people are in the state they are in because you can see the way they act, behave, work ethic and actions usually a good indicator.

[QUOTE=Member#1088;3027842]The screenshoot of the chat have her mobile number.[/QUOTE]Maybe a few others blow her up and tell her about her bad attitude. People don't apologize or recant the way they act until they are outed. Look at all the stupid people mocking Charlie Kirk's death on media. They end of losing their jobs and enrollment in universities, then cry about they were "wrong". They only say that because they got outed and now Are responsible for their speech. Sure in America there is free speech but what you say is till owned by you and has consequences.

[QUOTE=LondonBird;3027852]I've been only to one massage place. Can you propose others that offer more than legitimate massage. There is an old post here about this, but when I went to the places mentioned, the girls were old or average. I believe though as a rule, that if most of the girls outside the shop are beautiful, there is probably more on offer inside.[/QUOTE]It is not necessarily the place as much as it is the chick. I think I reported last year about a girl who wanted to change shops because it was not allowed to fuck customers in the one she was working in. She would come to me after work though. But like I told you before, they are a dime a dozen. Walk down 2nd Road or Soi Buakhao and there is an endless amount of shops where you can fuck the chicks. The chicks even make BJ motions when you pass. Of course Soi Honey is a given.

[QUOTE=Muccells;3027886]I can agree to a certain degree, but that's a difference between good service and bad service. I always say then maybe you shouldn't be doing something if you can't handle it.[/QUOTE]I prefer to view them as being focused. If you read the reports, it is the same way in the bars. If you are not buying drinks the girls have no time for you. Then if you do buy a drink, she is going to guzzle it down and want another. If you know you want to fuck then cut to the chase. If not, then go find a massage chick who can be more customer focused (has time to waste).

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3027791]You have to understand how many chicks look at Thai Friendly. They look at it as being a bank and they get on it to simply withdraw money. When you go to the ATM, are you expecting or wanting it to hold chats with you? No. You want to put your PIN in and get the money out and be on your way.

If you are not saying come now to get this money then some chicks will have nothing to do with you. They are not on there to make friends, as many mongers try to cozy up to them and call themselves establishing a rapport. Some chicks want you to pay them or leave them the hell alone. They are not there for your how's it going pleasantries. They already have real friends for that.

If 8000 guys were sending you a message every hour saying how's it going when you were only out for money, imagine how fast you would get fed up with it. Sure they could use some customer service skills, but like she said she has so many guys knocking down her door that she finds no need to be pleasant.[/QUOTE]That's the best universal description for all the online dating apps, that I ever came across, so good, that I'm going to repost it.

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White boy in palace. However there is a phenomena when a Thai girl (and I've seen this with indo girls as well) when she gets it in to her pea-sized brain.

That she likes pinky sized peckers, and better relations maybe, with fellow Asians, she will ignore you. This is life. But when you are handsome white boy.

She will sneak looks at you. Sneaks because she does not want to be caught. It is absolutely hilarious. And is absolutely linked with her forbidden desire to.

Be deeply penetrated. The look she gives is fleeting and might be accompanied with a frown. Once again this "cat and mouse" I find hilarious. Then you have the girls.

,mostly ugly, that have no worry of "being caught". You will turn away before they do.

You look downstream, and look back, and you will catch her looking at you. No locked looks though, as she will turn away, not to be caught. I laugh about this charade.

All the time.

So now on to the theme of part one here. So why in Palace and Pin-up and other big-hitter go-go bars walking street, is the talent seriously lacking? It seems the recruiters.

Would try harder for the top-5 go go bars. Are the northern hills drying up? Are alternative opportunities in issan, improving? Head scrartcher!

The solution, from a mongers perspective, is "on any given Sunday" IMO that you could find a gem in a non descript bar as ph-39? Atmos? I saw two "lookers" in harem.

Bar that were better than the top 5.

[QUOTE=PlantSmoke;3028015]White boy in palace. However there is a phenomena when a Thai girl (and I've seen this with indo girls as well) when she gets it in to her pea-sized brain.

That she likes pinky sized peckers, and better relations maybe, with fellow Asians, she will ignore you. This is life. But when you are handsome white boy.

She will sneak looks at you. Sneaks because she does not want to be caught. It is absolutely hilarious. And is absolutely linked with her forbidden desire to.

Be deeply penetrated. The look she gives is fleeting and might be accompanied with a frown. Once again this "cat and mouse" I find hilarious. Then you have the girls.[/QUOTE]Above post is worthy of Hall of Fame.

It really is EZ to make eye contact with the Uglies. Not so much with the Hotties, darn right impossible.

New Seasons bar near Tofu. Miso bar. Top 5 ugly of all Time. She just is. Short, 350 pounds, dark skin. I didn't see face but it had to be Ugly. In a Th9ng.

Quality Schmality. Soi 6 is OK. You just can't look from the street you have to spend that 80 baht for a Cola.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3027903]I prefer to view them as being focused. If you read the reports, it is the same way in the bars. If you are not buying drinks the girls have no time for you. Then if you do buy a drink, she is going to guzzle it down and want another. If you know you want to fuck then cut to the chase. If not, then go find a massage chick who can be more customer focused (has time to waste).[/QUOTE]It's all a hustle, believe that. There all just looking at us as ATMs. LOL Simps are the problem and guys just throwing money around and appealing to the whims of women. Not me, I didn't get where I'm in life by letting my choices always be dictated by others. Some stuff you have to fall in line with that's life. I pride myself on not being the norm. Sure may get blasted or ignored by some women but who cares. LOL. Learn to play on your terms but compromise when its it works for you also. Some stuff out of your control but control what you can.

You, during your Pattaya vacation, are constantly making errors. Because of the the dog to hottie ratio, which favors the dogs. You tell yourself if you.

See a hottie in the street, can't get her line, at least get her place of work.

The alternative is to go thru a dozen mugs of beer on walking street, and even then, you might not find a 3000-bar-fine-worthy-hooker.

Whether bashfullness, awkwardness, fear of being rude, it happened again this morning to me. Coming out of breakfast, she came out of areca lodge.

Number 1, it meant she was amenable to long time. She was maybe an 8. I got nervous. Fumbling with my phone. Do I attempt to get her line?

No DIPSHIT, ask her where she works, and let her go. She was gone on a motorbike before I pulled the trigger, another missed opportunity.

Soon afterwards I promised myself never again. What would you ask her? Dipshit (talking to myself) tell her / ask her "didn't I see you at Fahrenheit last.

Night". Simple as fucking that! This isn't being rude, its a case of mistaken identity. What's my penalty for this missed opportunity? Its a penalty.

That will last 24 hours and beyond. First of all instead of drinking one mug of beer at her place of work, I have to drink multiple mugs, at multiple go-gos'/ bars on another "Easter egg hunt" thru.

Juicers, menstruation, stomach hurts, I'm the daughter of mamasan (that's a good one). Additionally is the thought / hope that fills my brain, "she probably required a condom for a blow job".

In other words, the penalty I pay in the next 24 hours is extreme.

I'm really disappointed in myself, but then I look at posters everywhere for chang, singha. Blame it on the beer. Fortunately I can't buy beer from 1400 to 1700.

Thai Friendly girl advertises 117 lbs, 5 foot 4. She had a fat ass! And she came over with a skirt with frills; my least favorite costume. Additionally she had her hair up in a rubber band. We quickly got rid of the rubber band. (Are they tone deaf; they don't know their species, Asians are known for their black flowing hair? I could not do a thing about the fat ass. It was too late she was already in the room. So how do I not get another fat ass?

1. Who cares if you are rude! It is your right to ask her to twirl around! She purposefully is wearing frills to hide the fat! I am going to argue here.

That it is also your right, in determining if you want to fuck her, to feel up her ass. (If no
2. You should ask her to lift up the frills, the skirt. Only fair (She has already snowed you with her glossies / photoshop photos).

3. Assistance from membership please: on the TF thread is there a weight to height ratio that is known for being fat? Has anybody made one up?

IMO; anything over 110 pounds is going towards the ass.

So she gets in the room and again I continue to make errors. I have continually told myself, "Insist on showering together". Yet I again forget to do so.

Singas and chang? She heads for the shower alone. This was also the initial showing of the fat ass, though there would ber encounters with the fat ass later, multiple times. By now I was tied to the fat ass. Not only did she take her purse into the bathroom with her, she locked the door! This CLICK of the door truly is the sound of death.

Weeks ago TF girl stuck toilet paper up her pussy. At least it wasnt 100 grit sandpaper right? So fat ass comes out of the shower, and you know, I'm not really into it you know? TF is such potluck, beginning out front, on the porch. A game that is made for quick thinkers, not procrastinators, dressed in sneakers so you can go on the run. 200 baht is fair for bailing out. I digress. So I'm fucking this girl, and something doesn't feel right. I pull out and I have creme / lotion on my cock.

Strike 1: fat ass Strike 2: pussy stuffer. Is this a trend in Pattaya? I absolutely had to find out. But she would have to be "greased to find out". I offered her a nominal tip to find out what she stuffed up her pussy? Turns out it was a product called Sabiana. Suppositories! Suppositories that apparently were not "dry" but created some sort of creme! I'm fucking paying money to fuck a vaginal sewer? WTF. IN 2025 Do you have to tell a Pattaya hooker, "Please don't stuff anything in your pussy!

[QUOTE=UglyAzzMan;3028054]Above post is worthy of Hall of Fame.

It really is EZ to make eye contact with the Uglies. Not so much with the Hotties, darn right impossible.

New Seasons bar near Tofu. Miso bar. Top 5 ugly of all Time. She just is. Short, 350 pounds, dark skin. I didn't see face but it had to be Ugly. In a Th9ng.

Quality Schmality. Soi 6 is OK. You just can't look from the street you have to spend that 80 baht for a Cola.[/QUOTE]Which soi 6 bar do you pick? Well a decent strategy is to have built-in phone app notes ready to go. And start writing down the soi 6 bars you see Asians in Asians forums in their home country give ISG a run for the money. And they are dialed into soi 6.

Weeks ago I saw an Asian guy, on the step to go in, hold up his phone to staff of a girl that worked in the bar. He was on target, as his "phone girl" worked.

In the bar. Unfortunately for him she was with a farang at the time.

Is there a top-5 list of soi 6 bars that historically hold hotties? ID like to see it.

Even then, any bar can hold a hottie.

There has been this hottie that infrequently works utopia. She's extremely finikcky. But the men's excuse only lasts 4 days, right? Then she will have to find another excuse.

You know admittedly I have not done a lot of Pattaya forum reading. But I believe there is a need, from experienced Pattaya member.

For a ladies drink 101 post. Why?

Ok the other night I told staff I wanted to "lady drink" a dancer on stage. While (at pin-up) she was dancing, the lady drink was brought.

It was a shot glass within another glass (isn't that how a black and tan is made? She, ther dancer I chose, sat down and juiced me.

1. So who decided what the lady drink would be?

2. When staff notified the dancer she was picked, did sher tell staff what she wanted?

3. since this girl turned out to be a non-barfining juicer, was this "black and tan" concoction her typical drink?

4. is there ever a lady drink menu at a go-go bar?

5. why can't you say "the lady will have a singha beer" or the "lady will have a rum and coke"?

6. does the customer have a say-so at all what the lady drink should be?

7. if you politely ask for a sip, and taste colored water with no alcohol, should you be on the lookout for a juicer?

That is what this forum should be about! Men sharing Intel to combat "chick tricks" like stuffing their pussies with toilet paper. (That doesn't feel good and combined with stubble.

From a pattaya shaved pussy, is an erection ender. The TOPS check-out girl when asked why she shaves her pussy, even though she is as lesbian replies, "All of us Pattaya Girls shave our pussy, we like to copy what westerners do".

[QUOTE=Muccells;3027777]Texted a girl on ThaiFriendly and almost a response right away. Must be automated basically freelancer, prices and services So text today to see how's it going and got same automated response. So I ask her If I can do a video call with her to verify who I would be out with. Well she went ballistic saying she has tons of customers and goes to send me pictures with all these guys she had been with. Calls me ugly rude not interested in me Blahh Blahh Blahh. I"m like for asking to do a video call you get that upset. Sounds like GPS and whackadoodle..[/QUOTE]Have you ever timed yourself how long it takes you to set the phone up for a selfie, and clicked off. Probably 5 second range. Extremely frustrating TF girls are.

Not willing to supplement glossies / photoshopped with real photos.

I often rely on the avatar on line to see what a girl really looks like. The big question I am on the fence with is.

If girl delays / refuses to send real photos does it mean she is ugly?

I guess our leverage is returned by showeing up on front porch with running shoes and shoerlaces tied; although 200 baht fee for her effort.

Is probably ethical thing to do, even though she is a sleuth.