Imagine if Donald Trump was in power in 2020!
[QUOTE=Travv;2601805]Washington, DCA sorrowful President Biden expressed deep sadness over the horrific tragedy consuming Afghanistan, wishing only that there was something the President of the United States could have possibly done.
"I've been wracking my brain for hours, ever since I beat Rainbow Road, trying to think of something, anything, that the President could have done," said President Biden. "It is such a helpless feeling, ya know? Sitting there, just watching ruthless terrorists murder people we promised to help. I got this message from a general saying people who helped interpret for our soldiers were going to be executed and I thought. Wow, that's so sad! Why are you bumming me out when there is nothing I can do about this?
In a surprising move given his high character and decency, President Biden has shirked all responsibility and laid blame for the Afghanistan debacle at the feet of President Trump. Per Biden's 'Rules Of Blame', since Trump had planned to withdraw from Afghanistan. And called no take-backs. Any resulting carnage from the withdrawal, even if done in the most unbelievably heinous, idiotic way imaginable, would be Trump's fault.
"I can hardly believe what I'm hearing. Withdrew the military before ensuring USA Citizens were taken care of?" said a despondent Biden. "And the system to take care of local allies crashed? Bases were abandoned so fast that lots of weapons fell into the hands of the Taliban? It's enough to make you sick to your stomach. I'm talking triple-scoop mint chocolate kind of sick. But you know, it is what is. My hands are tied. Welp, anyone up for the Star Cup? 150 CC?[/QUOTE]My only qualm with your comedy, bud, (other than your misuse of original material), is being too easy on Sleepy Joe. Why does no one hold him responsible for negotiating with terrorists, for sending Pompeo for the photo op with Taliban, for moving aside the Afghan government as if it didn't even existed, for signing on a terrible deal that contained no guarantees, no verification clauses, and no denunciation of al-Qaeda, finally for removing troops so speedily that they didn't have time to take with or destroy the military equipment that promptly fell into the enemy hands?
Anyone who's saying that Sleepy Joe didn't totally drop the ball in 2020 is delusional. Imagine if the Artist of the Deal was in power at the time! He surely would've done things right from the get-go.
You are breathing your own exhaust
[QUOTE=ChrisP;2601854]Nobody can prevent Americans from returning to their home country, you fruitloop. The majority of people who fly from China to US are not US citizens; Trump prevented all non-citizens from flying from the covid outbreak source in January 2020. Glassface Nancy and Sleepy Joe criticized his action, telling Americans to hug a Chinaman and calling him "xenophobic".
If the Democrats' demands to continue permitting entry to non-citizens from the covid outbreak source had been implemented, would there have been:
A. more.
Or b. Less.
Covid in the United States?[/QUOTE][B]"Nobody can prevent Americans from returning to their home country"[/B] Actually, your god proposed exactly that.
[B]" Trump prevented all non-citizens from flying from the covid outbreak source in January 2020.[/B] This is absolutely false. Just because you think it happened doesn't make it so. Here's the link for the following quote: [URL]https://apnews.com/article/asia-pacific-anthony-fauci-pandemics-politics-ap-fact-check-d227b34b168e576bf5068b92a03c003d[/URL] Unfortunately you won't read it. "The USA Restrictions that took effect Feb. 2 continued to allow travel to the USA From China's Hong Kong and Macao territories over the past five months. The Associated Press reported that more than 8,000 Chinese and foreign nationals based in those territories entered the USA In the first three months after the travel restrictions were imposed. Additionally, more than 27,000 Americans returned from mainland China in the first month after the restrictions took effect. USA Officials lost track of more than 1,600 of them who were supposed to be monitored for virus exposure. ".
If I were a teacher, I'd have you write on the blackboard a thousand times: "Trump is a xenophobe". I'd even make you memorize the meaning.
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Republicans Call For Impeachment Of Whoever Is Telling Biden What To Do
"Washington, DC Several prominent Republicans came forward this week to call for the impeachment or resignation of whoever on earth is telling Biden what to do every day.
"I think it's clear at this point that the person controlling Biden —and telling him what to do and say every moment—is completely incompetent," said Republican Representative Bob McCobb. "We're not really sure who that is, but they need to be impeached immediately. They suck."
Americans increasingly agree with this sentiment, as recent polls revealed record-low approval ratings for whoever that person is who is pulling the strings of the barely sentient President Biden every day.
"Seriously, can he find a person who can put better words in his mouth and tell him better decisions to make?" said one Ohio voter who agreed to be interviewed.
Biden responded to the attacks, saying "The notion that someone is controlling me and telling me what to say and what to do and chewing my food and changing my diapers is absolutely ridiculous. But that's all I'm allowed to say right now."
