Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Wadesi;3048219]Hi folks,

Will be back to Pattaya next week after a 10 year or so hiatus for just a few days. I'm traveling through SE Asia and flying back home from BKK. Could use some advise on what area to stay. Will be solo, not really into clubs, more of a beach bar people watching kind of guy. I tend to prefer freelancers and TF to hookup vs formalized gogos or lady bars. I enjoy walking, will walk 5-10 miles a day just exploring areas. Really enjoy good massages, HJ / BJ is the cherry on top but want to get a good massage every day. Maybe twice a day if they don't beat me up too much. Don't mind music everywhere but also not into ear blasting club music. Any advise from the regs would be welcome. Open to other areas as well. Thanks in advance and cheers![/QUOTE]You can get everything you listed in either location. Jomtien beach is a better beach, but these locations are so close to each other it won't matter, pick one or try both.

[QUOTE=KrumeLurer;3048173]You seem like some sort of boosting low iq person. Very few people in Pattaya are making that kind of money. This is bullshit.

You just make this shit up so you can ecuse yourself to pay 5000 baht to ladies thai men would pay 700 to.[/QUOTE]He was joking. A person with a normal IQ would know that.

[QUOTE=KrumeLurer;3048173]You seem like some sort of boosting low iq person. Very few people in Pattaya are making that kind of money. This is bullshit.

You just make this shit up so you can ecuse yourself to pay 5000 baht to ladies thai men would pay 700 to.[/QUOTE]Yeah, you got me.

What was it about my post that convinced you I was deadly serious about believing the horseshit that middle-aged no tits lady was laying on that guy about how many 5000 baht offers she gets every night at Windmill? Was it the part where I said, "That Pattaya lady ought to be paying Windmill a serious chunk of money just to hang out there every night rather than worrying about how poorly they pay her to show up whenever she happens to feels like it" that you quoted or the part where I hoped the hot 25 year olds I know in Bangkok don't read these threads and rush down to Pattaya where middle aged no tits ladies are making big bucks every night?

It's rare that we get someone so preceptive here on these forums. You should write a book.

[QUOTE=XXL;3048206]Why would a girl who can make 5000 in less than an hour give it for 700 to Thai men? Do Thai men feed her some magic potion? These girls do not even do Thai men, except for some "boyfriend" to whom they put out for free (not for puny 700 baht).

Take this girl I was negotiating with yesterday (screenshots below). Tallish, skinny with pinched waist and bubble butt, under 25. When I first contacted her in May 2025 she quoted the following:

2000 covered.
4000 uncovered.
No anal.
No CIM.

I sessioned her back then several times, both for 2000 and for 4000.

This year she only quoted 4000 (see screenshot). I asked her (in Thai) whether this was bareback, to which she replied with an OKAY sticker. This was at 10 am. I told her ok come over then..[/QUOTE]Yeah, its High Season, so trying to arrange a "date" with a lady in advance is problematic. She might find a customer at ridiculous prices, and take off. One reason why High Season sucks for ex-pats in Pattaya. I usually travel abroad for a couple of months until there aren't so many customers. I'm currently in a Vietnam-Singapore-Kazakhstan-Turkiye-Brazil marathon.

As for the infamous 700 baht price for Thai men, it's not real. The Thai sex scene is very different from the Farang scene. There isn't Short Time as we know it. Because so many ladies in Pattaya don't want to go with Farangs, they can work in a Thai bar where there is no barfine, they get paid for drinks. If they meet a guy they like, they will arrange for a date in a day or two. If that works out, she will stop work, and hook up with the guy, and get some day job. Of course, the guy is going to be recently arrived in Pattaya and may have a wife back home.

Just returned from a short trip to Pattaya. I stayed closed to Walking street in a guest friendly hotel.

Every night after 9:30 PM, ladies used to lineup in front of our hotel and nearby area. Those were average looking girls and price for ST was 1000 thb.

I took one of those for 1000 thb and had good time. (uncovered BJ followed by a boom-boom).

In the day time (for next few days), I used to walk around the area and look for the pretty ladies in massage shops (I kind a like ladies in early 30's).

Price for thai massage in the shop is 300 thb for an hour. But if you call the lady to your hotel for massage, it will cost you 500 thb for an hour.

I called multiple such ladies to my hotel during my trip and had good time (CIM, boom-boom, B2 B oil massage etc.). I go to shop and ask the lady of my choice to come to my hotel.

Price for BJ / boom-boom I was asked from those ladies was 1000 to 1500. So, in total it will cost you around 1500 to 2000 (massage fee 500 + 1000/1500 for the lady).

Catch. Some massage ladies may not be ready to do uncovered BJ.

Thai friendly. This time I could not find girls of my liking there. I only called 1 lady twice for CIM.

Price - 2000 thb.

Generally, girls from thai friendly will ask in a range 1500 to 2000. One even asked for 2500. I tried to negotiate for 2000, but then she said pay my taxi fair. I did not proceed.

Non Thai ladies. I found some non-thai ladies standing outside the Marine plaza hotel. Upon checking, I found they were from Morocco, Russia and Uzbekistan.

Took morroco lady (good face as per my liking) for 2000 thb short time. Her figure was good, but I was disappointed once the clothes were off. She has a surgery marks all around her waist. Upon asking she told that.

She had a fat removing surgery or something. Anyways boom-boom was good.

Next day took Russian lady for 2500 thb for ST. She was good. Nice body, no fat, great figure. Tried different positions. Had good time with her.

Both Morocco and Russian lady did covered BJ. To be honest, they cleared it in the negotiation phase that they will do only covered BJ and covered boom-boom.

That was a quick summary of my trip to Pattaya city. The city that we love.

Can someone who has stayed at mera mare pattaya confirm if they allow bring girls less than 20 yrs. Is there anyway to bypass it? Like in Amber you can take the elevator from parking directly to your floor.

Is there a equivalent of "FiwFans" or similar to this for Pattaya?

[URL]https://fan4you.nl/[/URL]

On that site I managed to find a couple a few good deals and prices. One even took me to.

[URL]https://t.me/[/URL]+ztYdYqGcA4 ozMDE1.

Only about 2 of the ladies there looked like the ad, but they were still were ranging from good looking to hot, though they many used "east asian" filters to like like kpop women. But most of all their prices were better, however it was in Bangkok.

Is there something similar in Pattaya?

Also is there rental girlfriends or something similar to "seeking" app service in Pattaya or Bangkok?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Wadesi;3048219]Hi folks,

Will be back to Pattaya next week after a 10 year or so hiatus for just a few days. I'm traveling through SE Asia and flying back home from BKK. Could use some advise on what area to stay. Will be solo, not really into clubs, more of a beach bar people watching kind of guy. I tend to prefer freelancers and TF to hookup vs formalized gogos or lady bars. I enjoy walking, will walk 5-10 miles a day just exploring areas. Really enjoy good massages, HJ / BJ is the cherry on top but want to get a good massage every day. Maybe twice a day if they don't beat me up too much. Don't mind music everywhere but also not into ear blasting club music. Any advise from the regs would be welcome. Open to other areas as well. Thanks in advance and cheers![/QUOTE]I prefer to stay near the Soi Buakhao / Soi Diana intersection. I enjoy LK Metro, Soi Chiyapoon, Soi Boomerang, etc much more than Walking Street and Soi 6. Last time I was there I stayed in Sutus Court 4, which I found to be comfortable and affordable. I like a little slower paced environment.

Gentlemen -.

Is this feasable? Are there quiet Internet cafes where you can do work, or which hotels have good lobbies or business centers? Or, based on your experience, are the temptations of drink and women too strong to be able to concentrate for a couple of hours? I'm contemplating a trip there where I may stay officially on the clock. The other requirement is a reliable, fast Internet connection for Teams calls.

Thanks in advance for any tips or experience.

[QUOTE=OneEyedMan;3048895]Are there quiet Internet cafes where you can do work,[/QUOTE]Internet cafes? It is 2026. Everyone has internet in their hand these days. And damn near any place you go has wifi.

[QUOTE=OneEyedMan;3048895]Are there quiet Internet cafes where you can do work, or which hotels have good lobbies or business centers? Or, based on your experience, are the temptations of drink and women too strong to be able to concentrate for a couple of hours? I'm contemplating a trip there where I may stay officially on the clock. The other requirement is a reliable, fast Internet connection for Teams calls.[/QUOTE]Wi-Fi is ubiquitous, especially at the establishments in the central part of town favored by falang tourists. You can also get a Thai SIM card for your phone and use 5G to work on your phone, or to use it as a hot spot. In light of all that connectivity in ordinary shops fewer hotels these days offer an old-fashioned business center. Perhaps if you pay big money to lodge at the Hilton or another luxe property.

So if your work involves sending or receiving emails via commercial providers like Gmail you'll be fine. Connecting from Pattaya to your employer's system is trickier. Lots of corporations are hinky about any packets that come from an IP address in another country. You may get blocked. Your employer may learn your location.

For online meetings using Teams and the like you'll need more than just bandwidth. You'll need RELIABLE bandwidth PLUS a quiet environment. There are a handful of WeWork-type remote working spots, but I've never used them. Suggestion: Rent a condo with a solid fiber optic internet connection.

As for resisting the tempting places that cater to naughty boys, only you can honestly evaluate your will power and dedication to your job.

[QUOTE=OneEyedMan;3048895]Gentlemen -.

Is this feasable? Are there quiet Internet cafes where you can do work, or which hotels have good lobbies or business centers? Or, based on your experience, are the temptations of drink and women too strong to be able to concentrate for a couple of hours? I'm contemplating a trip there where I may stay officially on the clock. The other requirement is a reliable, fast Internet connection for Teams calls.

Thanks in advance for any tips or experience.[/QUOTE]Be sure to consider timer zone differences. If your team is US based, afternoon calls become 2 am calls when you're in Pattaya.

[QUOTE=OneEyedMan;3048895]Gentlemen -.

Is this feasable? Are there quiet Internet cafes where you can do work, or which hotels have good lobbies or business centers? Or, based on your experience, are the temptations of drink and women too strong to be able to concentrate for a couple of hours? I'm contemplating a trip there where I may stay officially on the clock. The other requirement is a reliable, fast Internet connection for Teams calls.

Thanks in advance for any tips or experience.[/QUOTE]Just get a nice condo, (2000-2500 Baht a night) say View Talay 6 or one of many others.

The places I stay have Uber fast solid room Wi-Fi, 20 plus floors up so it's nice and quiet, have some kind of desk / chair set up and a kitchen table and chairs, decent facilities, kitchen, bathroom, AC etc and with a great view of the sea.

Then when you're done, you're a 10 min walk from bars / all action or even closer (if at view Talay 6) to a selection of Beach Rd princesses or close to many Thai Friendly princesses who will come to you.

You can't go wrong. Good luck.

[QUOTE=JamesBondAjay;3048822]Just returned from a short trip to Pattaya. I stayed closed to Walking street in a guest friendly hotel.

Every night after 9:30 PM, ladies used to lineup in front of our hotel and nearby area. Those were average looking girls and price for ST was 1000 thb.

I took one of those for 1000 thb and had good time. (uncovered BJ followed by a boom-boom).

In the day time (for next few days), I used to walk around the area and look for the pretty ladies in massage shops (I kind a like ladies in early 30's).

Price for thai massage in the shop is 300 thb for an hour. But if you call the lady to your hotel for massage, it will cost you 500 thb for an hour.

I called multiple such ladies to my hotel during my trip and had good time (CIM, boom-boom, B2 B oil massage etc.). I go to shop and ask the lady of my choice to come to my hotel..[/QUOTE]It's nice to hear some different reports, I'm surprised you didn't find much on TF as there seems to be every possible option on there when I look which is daily.

Main problem is until you meet you don't know if she'll do ya head in, speak any English (I speak basic Thai so that's not an issue) or even look like the profile photo, I've had a few where they must have eaten 3 McDonald's meals and 7 bowls of ice cream every day since the photo was taken.

Good thing about meeting first in person is you get a vibe (good or bad) immediately and what you see is what you get.

It's all part of the fun though, be boring if it was like clockwork every time.

[QUOTE=Bunky;3048915]You can also get a Thai SIM card for your phone and use 5G to work on your phone, [/QUOTE]Thailand does not have 5 G.