Is it time to reconsider?
I am semi retired and have been traveling to Bangkok for around four months each year for the last four years (DTV visa). My previous experiences with Pattaya have been lackluster, so I've been spending most of my time in Bangkok, and when I need some sun and sand, I usually travel down to Rayong. But I needed a change of scenery and so I came to Pattaya this weekend. Walking street still has its beauties, although I find the bar fines a little high (but I also find there are much less aggressive with selling drinks than they are in Nana or Patpong). Soi 6 has a carnival like atmosphere and it might just all be a little too much for me. LK Metro and the surrounding area seems to have potential but I wonder if I'm going to the right bars and go-go clubs because the quality of women looks to be around six or seven.
But I'm beginning to think that the Diamonds in the rough in Pattaya are to be found on ThaiFriendly. I was skimming through the site today and made contact with too many women account. I was on the lookout for someone petite and made contact with several. The girl I settled on wanted a little more than the others (2000 versus the 1200-1500 the others were quoting) but I decided to make the leap.
It turns out she's a barista who works at Central Plaza. At first, when I saw her, I thought I might've made a mistake because it was clear that she had used some filters on her photos, but it was her. But the real surprise occurred when she stripped off her clothes to present to me a tight little 4'10" body of a 22-year-old. Now with someone who is 6 foot three and a little more than double that age, my mind was swirling with devious thoughts.
This leads me to the title I chose for this report. What occurred over the next 90 minutes have me rethinking if I've been mistaken for making my base of operation operations, Bangkok. That little firecracker drained every ounce out of me. Sitting, standing, upright, sideways. Hand, feet, mouth and everything else you could think of. I have nothing left in me and it's only 7:10 PM on a Sunday.
JFC!
Thai Clubs exist in Pattaya!
[QUOTE=SwashBuckler77;3056210]Interest level is extremely high. Of course these are normal ladies so not "grabbing your arm hansome man". More of numerous ladies making eye contact for longer than 2 or 3 seconds (even though when I went, I had a lady on my arm) or randomly coming up to you, toasting etc. I never ever cold approach but I certainly warm approach. All the places I went to were warm approach heaven. Absolutely zero white devil vibes (well I am not a white looking person 555).
To clarify, it wasn't Thai only. Bad choice of words on my part. I meant These venues were 99% Thai. The music was in Thai, all the sing-a-long songs are in Thai, the live bands only sung Thai songs etc. A typical westerner might feel uncomfortable. Hell, I felt uncomfortable the very first time I was there but a local Thai lady took me. I quickly learned to sing a long, dance, and make small talk. Just a very different experience going somewhere that you are the only recognizable foreigner in the building. After a few drinks, toasts from randoms (men and women), and dancing. I quickly forgot that I was even the only foreigner.
Now the late late spot (Newbie. Closes at 4 am), there were a handful of foreigners there. It is more of a dancing type club with dj sets and a live cover band. The DJ played some recognizable western music (EDM, Pop, Hip Hop) but the cover band was all Thai music. The DJ would play for like 30 minutes, then the cover band would do 5 or 6 songs. They just kept swapping out throughout the night.[/QUOTE]I would like to advise that these types of [U]Thai Clubs[/U] are all over [B]Pattaya[/B]. No one ever reports on them. [U]I suspect they don't want others to know where they go[/U]. I know I don't! I've been going to them since the first week I was in [B]Pattaya[/B]. I am glad others are also discovering the a different type of nightlife than usually reported on by visiting [B]International Tricks[/B].
As an [B]Sex-Pat[/B], I am pleased to consistently read these reports and see my favorite spots are never mentioned.
Six Nights In Pattaya: A Full-Length Novel
Well gentlemen, I haven't posted on here in a couple years, mostly because I've spent nearly all of the intervening time trapped beneath the thighs of a parade of Amazonian beauties and unable to reach my phone to tap out a report.
I kid, of course. But I am sitting on a bus brambling down the road from Pattaya to Bangkok with nothing else to do and in quite a blissful state. So I figured I would write a report.
The hotel. Pineapple residence.
I arrived in Pattaya on Friday afternoon (March 6) and checked into the Pineapple Residence on Soi 4. If you are frugal and minimalist like me, I highly recommend it. Having stayed in many budget hotels across the world, I can tell you it is one of the best bargains I've ever found. Cost is 800-1000 baht tonight, and you get a relatively comfortable bed (no bed in a modest Asian is truly comfortable), ice cold air, hot water, good quality internet, a working fridge, TV, and power outlets that work with your chargers from the US. Plus, they clean your room daily and accommodate requests such as extra pillows, towels, water and toilet paper. It is also extremely quiet at all times of the day, despite being within a stone's throw of the main drag. In the six nights I stayed there, I only occasionally ran into another person in the halls and never heard anything inside my room except the occasional passing motor bike. I swatted a couple of gnats but did not see any type of roach or insect in my room.
Of course, it is possible that I got one of the best rooms at the hotel (3rd floor by the stairs), because I complained bitterly about the one they put me in on the 2nd floor which had not been pre-air conditioned for my arrival and I heard the sound of a saw nearby. But the one I got checked every box for me, was much better than the Baron Beach hotel I stayed at last time which cost about double the price, and there was never a thought of going anywhere else once I settled in. Breakfast costs 150 baht if you can wake up by 10:00 after staying out until the wee hours of the morning. Perhaps the only drawback is that there is no elevator, but that probably goes for most hotels in the area.
The BEST PART, however, is that they have no qualms at all allowing you to bring as many girls as you would like up to your room, with zero hassle, paperwork or judgment. The girl just leaves her ID and the front desk and you barely break stride before hitting the sheets. Once, no one was at the desk and me & my lady just strolled right up to the room.
The action. BEACH ROAD BUFFET & ONE BAR FIND.
Having not slept in a bed for over 24 hours when I arrived, the first thing I did was go to sleep. Woke up around 11 pm, and hit Beach Road where the Pattaya Music Festival was in its final weekend and people were everywhere. The top Beach Road waiting spots were occupoed by throngs of people and tents.
LADY #1 - SWEET BUT FUGLY.
I had saved up my juice for about a week and just needed to get some lead out. I picked one of the closest ladies to Soi 4 and we did the deed for 1000 baht. She got the job done, but in retrospect, it was a terrible decision. She was extremely friendly, mid-30's, and gave the best service she could, but face and body were about a 2/10 compared to the women I saw over the course of the next five days. My standards shot up faster over the course of my stay than the price of oil lately. About the only good things that can be said about that first lady is she helped me clear my mind and she wasn't a lady boy.
LADY #2 - 40 y / O GF EXPERIENCE.
Lady #2 was a big upgrade and no doubt the best lay I'd ever had in Pattaya. She wanted 1500 baht but gave me a "discount" of 1300 - I added a 100 baht tip for 1400. From Northeast Thailand, she was very honest with me that she needed money and had not been screwed in two weeks. The reason for that is pretty plain to me. Aside from being 40, she was a conservative dresser, one of the few ladies on the road wearing dark jeans and just a regular t-shirt. Looked like she was dressed for a Chili Peppers concert in fall weather. Had I known what else was out there, I would not have even stopped to ask her name, but I am damn sure glad I did.
Underneath that plain black t-shirt was one of the nicest sets of natural tits I've ever laid hands on. Taller and with more muscle tone than most Thai women, soft skin and long silky smooth hair with an intoxicating perfume that I can still smell at this very moment. The downside was she required me to wear a condom for oral on the first night. Other than that, the sex was amazing. I made her cum with my tongue and cock, and the following evening she was back in my room blowing me bareskin and riding me like a porn star. We made love with the passion of old flames that had not seen each other in years. Her English skills were good, which is always a plus.
LADY #3 - THE BEST FRIEND CUTIE.
Although my balls were completely drained after two trysts in less than 24 hours with Lady #2, I decided to hit Beach Road again at about 3 am To see what was out there. I ran into Nancy across from the Central Payttaya Mall who drove me back to my hotel at no charge on her own motor bike. Nancy is chubby with a cute face & smile, bubbly personality, and good English skills. We spent most of our time together just talking and laughing. The kind of girl I wish I could take home with me, not for the sex but for her company. At the end, she gave me a BJ and hand job. With how spent I was, it wasnt' easy for me to finish, but Nancy made me cum by jamming her fingers deep into my prostate. That did the trick but also put me out of commission for a little while. I paid her 1000 baht and took her WhatsApp.
LADY #4 - REPEAT FROM LAST VISIT.
While perusing Beach Road the next evening, I ran into a lady I had met on my first visit to Pattaya. (One of the drawbacks to Beach Road is that the more time you spend there, the more it becomes a minefield of former flings.) I had made the mistake of telling this lady I would see her again when I returned, and took her my room for 1000 baht purely out of guilt. We mosly just talked. She attempted a hand job, but it was futile given my physical state. I was happy to see her go on her way and give my body a chance to recover.
LADY #5 - BAR FIND.
On Tuesday, I was walking to the 7-11 across from Soi 6 around 4:30 pm and saw three absolutely gorgeous bar girls crossing the road in cutoff blue jean shorts. Two of them had to be 8's, and if one of them wasn't a 10 she was damn near a 9. 5. Let's just say you don't usually see girls that fine except in music videos.
I waited for them to come out of the store, struck up a convo and followed them back to Hollywood Bar. They let me in the back door and I watched as about 20 fine-as-hell girls said a group prayer before beginning their shift. Three other guys were already sitting in the bar before I got there. As soon as the girls broke the huddle, I went looking for the smoking hot one that I saw crossing the street. The girl I grabbed was just as hot, but was actually a different girl. 25 why / o from East Thailand who looked a little like a more athletic version of Zendaya. Toned legs and a perfectly shaped a $$ that was just crying out for baby oil.
I bought her a lady drink (180 baht) and a beer for myself (100 baht). Her English was awful. Almost every sentence had to be translated. At first the girl seemed quite stand-offish, but after turning on my Western charm and telling her a few jokes I got her to laugh and smile at me. After breaking the ice, I was very direct that I wanted to take her to my hotel and described the things I wanted to do with her. She said she could not leave the bar until 10 pm, but I could take her to my room until the bar closed at 2 am For a 1000 baht bar fine and 4000 baht for her. With how she looked in those little cutoff jean shorts, that didn't seem outrageous. But I asked her what it would cost if I wanted her for a shorter time than that, like two hours. She said 800 baht bar fine and 2500 for her. I'm about as frugal as they come, but I have also learned not to stare a gift horse in the mouth. Especially when that horse is 5 feet, 7 inches of feminine perfection. I told her I'd be back at 10.
I walked down Soi 6 several times and never ran into a really beautiful girl who quoted me less than 5 k. I suspected the reason I got that price is because she supposedly had not been bar fined since the music festival started more than 2 weeks ago. It makes sense because there are many pretty girls in that bar, and many more up and down Soi 6, and she is definitely on the shy side.
(By the way, I think I figured out a way to walk down a go-go alley and check out the inventory without getting constantly accosted. Find a group of 5 or 6 young Indian guys, follow close behind, and let them block for you. Young Indians are like pesky bar girl mosquito spray. Pro tip.).
Anyhow, I waited until 10:30 to go back to the bar, in the hope I might create a little sexual tension by making her wonder if I was really going to show. When I arrived, she seemed to be trying to avoid me. I guessed that she regretted the price she quoted me and didn't want to go with me. I sat in the bar for a little while and drank a very reasonably-priced 60 baht bottle of water. I finally saw her alone and asked her if she was ready go. When I initially talked to her, she typed something that was a red flag. That the two hours we had together did not include the time it took us to walk to the hotel together. I found that comment concerning, because only a clock-watcher says that, and I did not want to fork over a large chunk of baht for a dead fish experience with a girl who was just waiting to leave my room.
Anyone who has read my prior reports knows that it is my standard policy to insist that girls go the extra mile to earn my business. It's not about the 15 minutes, it's about gauging whether I am likely to get good service from this girl or not. So after she told me she was ready to go, I asked if it was okay if our two hours didn't start until we got to the hotel room. She responded that the two hours had to start when we left the bar. Test failed. I told her that I needed to go get something to eat first, and I might come back. By that time it was already 11.
As I was walking back, I felt a little miffed and thought to myself how I would be crazy drop 3300 baht on a girl who wasn't excited to go to my hotel, no matter how good she looked. Been there done that, and it's not a good experience. The other option was Lady #2, who had been blowing up my phone every night since I saw her last, but six hours of anticipation for this bar girl had me wanting to try something new.
So I decided, screw it, I'm going to go back to Hollywood, sit there and enjoy the music, and if I can take one of those beauties in the cutoff jean shorts back to my hotel for 2 hours for what sounded to me like the best deal on the strip (800 + 2500), I'd probably take the chance on it this one time just to see how it turns out.
So I go back to the Hollywood bar, plop down and strike up a conversation with an ex-pat from California, and just observe all the beautiful young ladies milling around the place. Very few of whom gave me the time of day. My Zendaya girl walks over near me after a while and I said Hi. Talked a little bit with me, and I don't recall what was said, but at some point flashed me that little smile. And when I saw her smile, I thought what the heck, this is what I came for right?
A few minutes later, we were back at my hotel with her wearing the exact little cowgirl outfit she wore at the bar (you better believe I insisted on that) and us dancing to music over my Bluetooth speaker. She loosened up quite a bit, and even though she didn't speak five words of English, she sang every single word of Rhianna's "Kiss It Better. " And kiss it was exactly what I did. Gently running my hands and mouth over every inch of her stunning body, while sitting in a chair with her standing in between my legs and swaying to the music. I teased her like that for about eight or nine songs, and she got really turned on by it. By the time I finally took her panties off and laid her on the bed to eat her pussy, she was sopping wet. She blew me while draped over the side of my lap with such light mouth pressure that it couldn't possibly get any self-respecting man off; but just looking at her beautiful body while she was doing it kept me hard as rock and raging with lust. The fact that she wasn't that into me but couldn't deny what her body wanted made the sex that much hotter for me. She was my exotic captive princess for the night.
The ending was a new one for me. She didn't want to take my load in her mouth, so I laid her on the bed sideways in front of me and finished on her perfect butt while admiring her beautiful bronzed body. Probably will be my go-to now when I am bedding a 9 or up.
Earlier that evening, I had wondered if 2 hours with this girl would be enough to do her justice and whether I should go ahead and fork out the extra 1500 baht. To my amazement, we did all that walking, dancing, foreplay, banging her into blissful exhaustion, and then laying pipe porno style. All in no more than an hour and 20 minutes. We showered and then spent the remaining 40 minutes spooning while I watched her play candy crush.
Even though I doubted she was into me at all, I was pleasantly surprised when she messaged me on her own the next evening. I went over to the bar and talked to her, but I wasn't about to fork over another 3300 for her mediocre bedroom skills. And I think she understood that. Would I go another round with her one day? Definitely, but not on this trip.
Instead, I had my eyes set on Beach Road once again for my final night in Pattaya.
LADY #6 - 20 why / O BARGAIN BEAUTY.
I ran into Lady #6 on my way back from shopping at Central. Apparently, Wednesday night is the night to hit Beach Road. The volume had tripled from Monday and the quality was much better. I was half ways planning on ending my trip with ladies 2 or 3, but when I saw the other options, my plans changed quick.
The first one that caught my eye was this cute dark-haired oriental lady with a bob sitting in her lawn chair. That's my weakness. The thought of her short hair bouncing rhythmically above my groin as she milks me with those luscious lips sent shivers through my loins. The second was a cute slim young girl in cutoff jean shorts. Another weakness. Both asked 1000 baht for ST. I took their WhatsApps and went to dinner to weigh my options.
My first instinct was to go with the beautiful bob, but I forgot her name and had neglected to send either one of them a message when I took their WhatsApp. Rookie mistake. I spent a good 7-8 minutes scrolling thru my contacts and cussing myself while trying to figure out which one she was, but in vain. Fortunately, I did remember the second girl's name and sent her a message asking if she was a lady boy. No response. That pretty much confirmed to me that she was a biological male, because no girl who looked that good and had a pussy would be offering herself for 1000 baht.
Exactly one hour and 17 minutes after I messaged her that question, at 1:06 am, she responds "I am a woman. " By the time I saw the message, I was sitting at Hollywood bar shooting the sh*t with Zendaya from the night before, while admiring the scenery and contemplating which of the first four ladies was going to end up in my bed when the bar closed. After the new girl confirmed that she did oral without a condom, I told her to come to my hotel in 20 minutes. I kissed Zendaya goodbye and off I went.
I happened to be walking up to my hotel right as her motor bike arrived, and suddenly I was Chevy Chase and she was the girl in the red corvette. I cannot remember seeing a more angelic figure get off the back of a motor bike in my life. I was so awestruck that as she was paying for her taxi, I covertly snapped two pics of her from the side just so I could memorialize what I was seeing. I have never done that before. She wasn't a 10 or even a 9, but for a 20 year old with long flowing hair and a perfect body, she was everything I dreamed of in that moment.
Not even 10 minutes later, I am laying on the bed with my back pressed against the wall while admiring this girl's ass while she gives me the most perfect. And I emphasize the word perfect. Blow job I can remember getting. Perfect rhythm, pressure, saliva, hand action, everything. I put on some music and when "Stacks On All Sides" by SkaiIsThaGod hit that beat with her doing her thing, I was in some kind of hedonistic heaven. I have good stamina and my Colombian girlfriend is the only one who can get me off with just her mouth; but I had to stop this girl three times to keep from erupting.
Flipped her around for 69 and ate her perfectly tight and tiny jewel of a pussy with her toned little at ss sitting on my face. Then once she was good and wet, pounded her in doggy while standing on the side of the bed until my legs were shaking. This girl made all those little high-pitched ultra feminine squeals and gasps that absolutely drive me crazy, but was also sporadic enough to seem like it was an involuntary response to physical pleasure. Her petite knuckles gripping the bed sheets while I pummeled her from behind is a sight I won't soon forget. I have no clue if she was actually loving it, but as many of you fellas know, once you reach middle age, just the illusion that a 20 year old hottie is getting off on your bedroom moves is worth its weight in gold.
Unlike my Zendaya girl, I made it a point to show this girl minimal affection, because I wanted a completely different experience from the night before. Lady 5 was passionate lovemaking and Lady 6 was just hot sweaty f*cking and pure carnal lust.
I finished in her in mish on my elbows, which is highly unusual for me, but with her gasping and bleating into my ear, it just felt right. My climax was mind-blowing and we were both covered with sweat from head to toe.
Her English skills weren't great and when she was blowing me I asked her if I could do 2 shots for 2,000 baht. She agreed, so after the first one I told we'd lay down and rest a little while before going again. I usually wouldn't even consider trying that, but damn this girl made me horny. Well I didn't get a chance to put my sexual prowess to the test, because after an hour and a half of getting absolutely wrecked, she told me she was too tired to go again. I've never heard of a prostitute turning down the chance to double her fee in the same go, so I was surprised. I paid her exactly 1000 baht. No tip, no taxi. Before she went, she let me take pictures of her body in the mirror. Both naked and with clothes, which I will certainly cherish when I am home reminiscing about our night together. She then walked out the door with a smile and a kiss. I figured I probably wouldn't hear from her again, but about 30 minutes later she was texting me heart stickers and asking when we could see each other again.
My experience with Lady #6 was not the best sex of my life, but given what it cost me and how little effort and emotional / time investment it required to get her in bed, I am confident in saying it was the best-value sex of my life. I had found the holy grail of mongering. The diamond in the rough for the price of quartzite.
Fellas, I am now sitting on this bus going to Bangkok and, as I stare 1,000 yards out the window, I can tell you it is one of the most sickening feelings. I am in utter disbelief that I just left that place voluntarily, with a girl like that begging to f*ck me again tonight and maybe every night for the foreseeable future, for less than it would cost me to take her on a decent date. All to do what, sit in a plane for 20 hours and go back to real life? Such a bitter pill to swallow.
I do understand that it has to be this way though. Nothing good would come from staying. Last night raised my standards to an unrealistic level. From now on, every girl who falls short of Lady #6 will be somewhat of a letdown. And if I stayed and had that same girl five more nights in a row (which is what I probably would do), it would just make it that much harder to leave. I'd usually point you guys to a gem, but not this one. Even though I know she won't be there when I return. Don't bother trying to find her, because you'll never be able to pick her out from the lady boys who look and dress just like her. I just happened to luck out, for once. And when some guy who knows how to spend money the right way takes her off the market, at least I'll know there is nothing I could have done.
I used to read the reports on here about Pattaya, and I was always very skeptical. But now I understand.
KapnAmerica knocks it out of the ball park!
[QUOTE=KapnAmerica;3056281]Well gentlemen, I haven't posted on here in a couple years, mostly because I've spent nearly all of the intervening time trapped beneath the thighs of a parade of Amazonian beauties and unable to reach my phone to tap out a report.[/QUOTE]You wrote a great report. [U]Detailed and enjoyable to read[/U]. It should serve as an example to all of the information a trip report should contain. Remember it is not the critics that count. There are plenty of them. Enjoy being a [B]man in the arena[/B] like I am.
[B]Thanks for the excellent report![/B]
