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1ball,

"Dittos" on the no French captain.

Moving to PM.


FD

1ball,

I think we all agree on not helping the French as much as we can. Let them get some back bone and stand up for once. Just my opinion.

Just to give an update/correction about getting from the airport to your hotel. I noticed others posting about taking the limo taxi. It's 550b to Patong and the driver may still stop at a travel agency. I made the mistake of saying I had only been to Phuket a couple times and sure enough he mumbled something about stopping to get something. Next thing I know, we are at a travel agency.

Using the info from this board, I told the travel agent to just get the driver ASAP so it didn't take too much of my time. I was actually looking for some baht to tip the driver and then he pulls this stunt. Needless to say, there was no tip.

I have to say the taxi limo is a very nice way and fast way to travel, though. A bit expensive for Thailand though and it's a bit confusing finding a driver right when you leave the airport. I'd recommend just telling the driver that you know about the scam and recommend that he doesn't stop.

Oh another thing. Somewhere (I thought it was on this board) it was stated that you could just go to any pharmacy for viagra/kamagra. I personally use levitra (real prescription stuff from the good ole USA and expensive as hell) as an occasional pick me up but I wanted to Bust this Myth. Sure enough I checked out 3 pharmacies on the main strip and none of them said they had it. Pretty strange for a pharmacy (at least in the USA) not to have viagra so my guess is that they just didn't want to sell it to me or they had run out due to all the action on the strip , hehe. My guess is that you need a prescription or you need to know who to talk to. Other stuff like fake DVDs are not hidden from public view but pharmaceuticals are probably a different story.

well said Lion Killer, though the french are in trouble right now.

One of their largest white flag factories burned down yesterday, as a result, they are raising their alert level from "surrender", to "collaborate" :)

Let's not forget that if we had listened to what the FRENCH intelligence agencies told the FBI about Zacarias Moussaoui, whom we had in custody at the time, during the summer of 2001, we could well have prevented 9/11. But, because we are a bunch of arrogant xenophobes, we didn't give any credence to the Frenchies information, and 3000 people died that day.

Cherry Buster,

I've been to Patong many times, the limo service is the best way to go.

(from what I could see the bus would be a pain and take too much time away from the fun)

We've had the " stop to sign paper" travel crapola pulled twice.

Driver tells says he has to stop to "sign in", parks at travel agency in small complex on the way. A lady comes out and asks where you go, where you stay, have better place for you, cheeper, yada yada.

The first time (about 3 years ago) we had reservations at Neptuna, and told her so. She said "can get better price, room at delux hotel" I said, "what if we don't like it"? She said (* after a few more trys/conters) "first nigit free, if not like can change."

We took it, it was ok, but pool was not so good, no shade, long walk from room, and could not access outside line for internet access from the room.

We checked out (took 2 hours of waiting, finally we started to walk to the street with our stuff saying I would tell my friends not to stay here because of bad service, being scammed by travel agent and so on. they got us a car to the Neptuna soon after.

I bet (hope) the agent and cab driver got some feedback on this.

Second time (last June) same scam, lady came out, (maybe same lady) after a few words (I never got out of the car) I think she either recognized me or figured out she was wasting both our times, and we were on our way.

Needless to say, the driver did not get a tip either times.

Also, we stayed at Neptuna, used to be our favorite place, but it has chaged owners. Now not so good. We got a room with bad air cond, and they said now they have charge to access outside phone line.

(we hiked our bags over to the Sand Inn the next day.)

Nice rooms, good air cond, free outside phone line access. (and nice food)

Planning on being there (Patong and Sand Inn) mid-Oct. (just in time for rainy season I know).

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1ball,

Why not just head out to the Similans? I hear bad reports about dynamite fishing on the Burma Banks anyway. PM me if you'd like me to recommend a Phuket dive shop.

Arrived in Phuket Friday afternoon from Singapore, but too tired to go out Friday night (see Singapore posts and you'll know why).

Saturday night about 8 PM, a befriended taxi driver and I arrived at The Pink Lady, a bar/club where girls are on display for choosing, almost fish-bowl style. 8 PM is opening time and I was advised to get there early for best selection and to start my night's adventure sooner than later.

Upstairs my driver (a Thai national) and I sat on a couch and I spoke with the mamasan about what I was interested in. She spoke fairly clear English and seemed to understand what I was trying to describe. Also the driver helped whenever he thought clarification was needed. Somehow, with all of that going for me, my primary request was altogether missed: I not only wanted two girls for the night, but specifically two girls who would fully interact with each other (girl-on-girl action with me as a participant). So as best I could describe this and as many times as I asked questions like, "Will the girls do everything together, with each other as well as with me? Kissing, oral sex, etc.?", I kept getting reassurances, "Yes, they will - anything you want." (Where have I heard this before??)

My driver and I moved from the couch to the bar so that now the two rows of girls seated behind the bar are only a few feet away. They're all wearing gowns and in a seated position, it's just hard to tell with precision what kind of bodies are represented. There were all sizes and shapes and most were between 18 and 30, I'd say. All had spent a good deal of time applying make-up and doing their hair, so I knew only the morning-after would reveal true appearances. A few were making eye contact and smiling and using invitational body language. Others were very stoic. Still others were looking down or altogether in some other direction. The mamasan asked for a show of hands: who speaks "a little" English? Although the two I settled on had raised their hands, it truly was "a little". Probably 50 words. But that's about 40 more than I know of their language, so I mention this only for you readers' information (in other words, I'm not reporting it as a complaint or a criticism of the girls).

The one I chose was among the "top 5" cute or attractive ones. The best girls there were low 7's, or maybe high 6's (6.7-6.9). Her eye contact and mannerisms toward me were what helped seal the deal. I left it up to Teo (tay-oh) to choose a friend. She had a clear choice, a girl whose name is pronounced Pom (as in palm but without the "l" sound). As we all sat in the couch area, trying to have discussion between me, the girls, the driver and the mamasan, I kept trying to reinforce my expectations of a true 3-way, and the girls nodded with a no-problem sort of response to the questions interpreted in Thai.

The price quoted for 2 girls, all night was 9000 Baht (about $225 USD), although I had been told to expect 7000 Baht for 2 girls all night, and that Asians get a discount of around 5000 Baht for 2 girls all night. So I hesitated at the 9000 Baht, and after short discussion, the mamasan went to ask the manager (whom I'd met earlier). She came back and said 8000, and I looked at the driver for a nod, then I said OK. It's possible that my initial expectations were based on older information, and the prices could have gone up. I don't know. But 8000 seemed reasonable relative to this monger's experiences, and I even was able to charge it (and all our drinks) on Visa. The girls changed into their regular clothes and we left.

The girls already had started warming up to me quite nicely, but not in a wild sort of way. They were affectionate, though. We all went to have a nice seafood dinner (about 1000 Baht for four of us), then headed to my hotel. This was around 11:00 PM.

Inside the room, the girls seemed to relax even a little more, and I started them off on a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, which they finished and were feeling. When their clothes came off, getting ready for a shower, the revelations began. Here are the stats on Teo: 22 years old, about 5'0", probably 90 pounds, nice round ass, light smoker, 1 child, breasts slightly saggy (but not bad), abdomen slightly stretched. Pom: 24 years old, about 5'4", probably 115 pounds, nice hair and rounded face, but body was very average - nothing great, nothing bad; no kids and non-smoker.

Teo and I got into the full tub together and she washed us both, exploring each other's bodies and trading some DFK. Pom took a shower separately, and by the time she came out, Teo and I were on the bed in some serious foreplay. Neither girl was shaved, which disappointed me quite a bit, but what could I do? Wasn't going to let it ruin the experience - just another preference that went by the wayside. When Pom joined us, Teo and I gave her a massage, meanwhile stealing DFK moments. Then Pom and I gave Teo a massage, also trading kisses, but not DFK.

Finally they gave me a massage, and when it was time to turn me over, I was again disappointed that they went straight for the condom before delivering alternating BJs (another disappointment). I already had the whole STD discussion with them during the taxi drive to the hotel, thinking maybe my recent (printed and available) test results would pave the way at least for BBBJ. Most all the posts I read from Thailand mention BBBJ, so I figured it was a given. Not in my case (sigh). And also disappointing, I tried to maneuver both girls to work on me at the same time, but the best I accomplished was to have one girl sucking while the other kissed my upper thigh. By now I'm thinking, "I don't think these girls are what I call interactive."

After sucking for awhile (I could barely tell, given the latex barrier and my blood alcohol level), Teo mounted me and eventually I got Pom settled on my face so I could demonstrate a proper definition of "giving head" (like it was going to change anything for me). Frankly, I don't remember many details of what happened and in what positions after that - none of it was very memorable - just an average banging episode for an above-average price (IMHO). The girls were categorically non-interactive, other than just both being active at the same time, which at least is better than one girl doing nothing while the other one is doing the work. So, at the end, yep - you guessed it - I can't finish. (hmmm, I wonder why?!) So the girls wash up again, then I do, and we all go to sleep, except that Pom takes the comforter and makes a bed for herself on the floor. That leaves me and Teo on the king-size bed with one pillow. I "sort of" slept throughout the night, and then around 8 am finally started getting Teo aroused enough to have a session. Basic stuff - foreplay, CBJ, cowgirl, finally finished doggie-style, but I pulled it out, took off the condom and blew a thick wad on Teo's leg. About that time, Pom lifts her head off the floor and sees the result and smiles wide and says something congratulatory in Thai. We all get cleaned up (for some reason, no hot water, though). The girls tell me they've got a driver coming to get them, and I take them to breakfast at the hotel, finishing just in time as the driver arrived. I gave them money for the driver and, although in my mind the experience did not warrant any extra tip whatsoever, I also was aware that I had a lot of Thai Baht I needed to spend before tomorrow, plus I do know (and care) that these girls did not receive much of the huge bar fine. So tipping in this case was more humanitarian than anything else. If I had gotten my "dream" night with two girls, they would have been WAY MORE rewarded. That's going to have to be another day, though.

I probably won't go out tonight, but don't be "too" surprised if you see just one more Phuket post! :-)

Anti French comments on the Phuket board ?

Just a couple of french jokes, JD. Nothing serious, all in good fun.

Hello,

How its Pink Lady in Phuket?

Its in Patong or in the city.

Thanks,

Wanlop56

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JackDaniels,

Chill out Jack.

Let me say this up front, before I start. I was very compelled by the girl you are going to read about in this post. I am going to try my best to give you, the reader, as objective a report as I can. But do keep in mind the high chemistry factor, which could unintentionally distort some of my descriptions. Having said that, I know that some (if not many) of you are also in pursuit of chemistry, preferring it over any other single attribute. If you're a "breast guy" and a girl has perfect ones, that's important to your experience, but I'd wager not nearly as important if the perfectly-constructed chest is attached to a mechanical timeclock or business-only attitude.

My taxi driver had told me that "the girls at the bars are not clean" and discouraged me from shopping there. My Phuket contact said that the local Thai nationals are prone to feel that way about bar girls. So I told the driver I really just wanted to experience the bar scene once while I'm here, and he was fine with taking me wherever I wanted to go.

Taking advice from my Forum friend, I first visited the Kata Center bar area and another small cluster of bars (4-5) just a short distance from Kata City Centre. The bars were essentially dormant at 7:30 PM, so I drew all the attention from whatever girls were at each one. On my scale, the overall girl average was maybe mid-5's. At the first bar, Farang Bar, my driver and I had some Gatorade and just sat talking on the bar stools. (Before embarking I had 3 vodka-tonics in my hotel room.) We left and walked the 100 feet or so in order to pass inspection on the other 3 bars. I did chat only briefly with an 18-year-old from "Isan" (sp? pronounced ee-sahn) who was a 7 and do-able...very dark-complexioned and had a nice smile & body. She also spoke reasonably good English, and I was tempted, but I passed (too early to commit). She was even nice enough (or entrepreneurial enough) to walk me across the busy street to my waiting taxi, expressing hope that I'd be back to get her later. And I did think about it.

Next we went through Karon (on our way to Patong Beach). We almost passed right through except for one stunner that caught my eye at a bar directly across from the "Up Seafood Restaurant". So my driver stopped and waited as I ventured into the bar. I was the only customer and there were about 15 girls there, ranging from 2's to the stunner (a solid 8). Upon entering, another girl (about a 6.5...maybe a 7 by some standards) escorted me to a table and kind of dominated me there. I kept trying to figure out "the game" so I could meet the 8. The 8 did walk around the bar area several times, performing a few menial tasks, but never once made eye contact. Her demeanor also indicated attitude with a capital A. She's probably about 18 years old. The girl I was talking to said that for 100 Baht she could arrange for the other girl to come sit with me. I figured she was joking and played along and finally I realized, she's NOT joking! I didn't pay, of course, and finally just left. The 8 never even looked my way. I'm not George Clooney, but I'm not that bad, either! Maybe that girl only does Asian customers. Who knows? Or, maybe it's just the universal Attitude problem that attractive girls have in abundance. My buddies and I have a phrase, "chootsy girls" - girls who are cute (and know it) and are extra-choosy; "cutesy" + "choosy" girl = chutesy girl.

Next stop, Patong area. Overall had a good time there. Go there some time even if just to have some cheap drinks and girl-watch. My driver and I found a parking space (this is low season), then wound up at a very small bar right on Soi Bang La and Soi Easy, a place called Chili's Bar (not the restaurant chain). Most all the bars are small, but this one was right on the sidewalk and could seat maybe 10 people max. Unlike a vast majority of bars, Chili's does not have any bar girls for take-out service. But we were the first ones there and we instantly liked the approach of the bartender and her older (40-something?) manager, both well developed up top, so we stayed. From about 9-10 PM, we sat and enjoyed the scenery and I chatted up the bartender (she said she owned the bar). I would have taken her (a non-pro, far as I could tell) in a heartbeat, but she declined my advances. I saw another stunning girl, a solid 8-8.5, sitting on a motorbike in front of Chili's, yacking on her cell phone, and despite my efforts, she just totally ignored me. The bartender knew her and assured me she was a woman (not lady-boy). I told my driver that I was just going to wander around all the bars to see what there is to see. Came across that same girl just minutes later in a bar across the street, brushed by her and lightly patted the side of her rear-end as I walked by, hoping she'd take the hint and start a conversation with me. But she barely glanced, caught my eye (and my inviting smile), then with zero facial expression, promptly returned to a conversation she was having with some other girl and some real bozo of a guy standing there. (Sorry...might have been one of you readers!) 2 minutes later I saw an old geezer (another one of you?!) walking out of a bar with a solid 9, and I started getting a little pissed off -- how come guys who are much older and much less fit/attractive are scoring with these hot babes, and I can't even get a smile out of them?? And I know it's not the money - there aren't many guys who can outbid me in that department. So, off I went.

Up and down the main drag, Soi Bang La, there are side-streets like Soi Eric and Soi Cowboy. Along those streets are dozens and dozens of small bars and a couple of large ones (like Tiger Disco). I wandered briefly into the large bars but they were dark, very loud and felt more sterile, not to mention having an abundance of girls - the few 7's and 8's curtly ignored me just as did their chootsy predecessors, while the 3's - 6's urged me to sit down. The same was true as I walked exploring every small bar in every area - girls were beckoning me to come in and sit down, but I thought, "Not enough time for that," and kept walking. I did pause in the "69" bar and talked with one girl that I practically made an arrangement with, but told her I had to go find my driver (well, I did).

I started walking back to Chili's bar, resigned to call it a night because obviously I wasn't old enough and ugly enough to get a real hottie. The hottest of any people I saw were katoey (lady-boys) who seem to cluster in a certain bar or two near the center of Soi Bang La. I'm telling you, they were 9's and they were giving me eye contact and invitational gestures. Figures. Just as I hurried past Malibu bar and line of sight, in the corner of my eye, I spotted a vision bending over to reach for a bite of food off her friend's plate, and I think she saw me glancing at her, and in that briefest of moments, there was a sparkle. I walked another foot or two and did a 180. The moment I re-appeared around the corner of the wall, I caught her in the middle of a bite, and she embarrassingly covered her mouth and suppressed a laugh, those eyes gleaming.

Think Roselyn Sanchez (the latin actress), only shorter and without the benefit of make-up artists and unlimited money to spend on looking good. This girl, "Pom", did not even look Thai - she had mixed-DNA features, although she told me both her parents are Thai. She offered me some food (to which her friend jokingly objected because it wasn't Pom's food to begin with). The chemistry was immediately there. Eye contact, joking around within the first 20 seconds, an offer to share food. I somehow felt that I should be thankful for this renewal and quit while I was ahead, so I told her I had to go find my driver. She said, "No, come sit down. Please, please!" She rushed around the counter and out to the sidewalk, grabbing my hand and leading me inside, while her friend gave me a big smile, a slight nod and a wink that said, "Pom really likes you!" I thought, what's a few more minutes. This girl bewitched me. She was wearing white jeans and a white tank-style T-shirt that showed off a few inches of her superbly brown skin above her pants. I thought she was Brazilian or Colombian. I did notice a sizable tattoo on her lower back and another on her triceps area, but also noticed the top of her thong rising above her pant-line. Her disposition and manners were NOT those of a biker chick or what I normally think of when I see large tattoos. She had one piercing, just a tiny piece of jewelry in the mid part of the right side of her nose. You wouldn't even notice it unless you were up close.

Pom's English is pretty good - we occassionally had to struggle with understanding each other. I felt a definite chemistry and I loved her body, her skin, her energy and those eyes, that smile! I paid for the drinks and the 200 Baht bar fine, and agreed to give her 2000 for all night (I'm sure I could have counter-offered 1500). Part of me felt like I was getting the last word on those previous stunners/shunners, while Pom got the jackpot (me) and those girls got whatever they got (and deserved). The other part of me thought, $50 USD to spend all night with this girl who starts my engine and keeps it running just by sitting next to me? Done deal! Plus, I know she needs the money (2-year-old).

By now it's raining pretty hard, and the Malibu bartender gave me her umbrella to go find my driver. I settled the Chili's bar tab, and by then the cute bartender had been imbibing and was warming up to me. I told her that I had been to every bar and had seen every girl there is to see, but that she would still be my first choice (and this is true). She accused me of sweet-talk, then gave me 2 free Bacardi Breezers and a hug anyway. As we were walking away and about 10 feet down the sidewalk, she ran out and gave me her address. OK, I'm feeling a little better now about my last night in Phuket! :-)

We collect Pom and head to the taxi, then the 40-minute ride to arrive at the hotel by 11:45 or so. We walk inside my villa, Pom closes the door and we just stand there in the dark locked in an embrace, slightly swaying, her head on my chest, for many long minutes (not even sure). We went out onto the balcony overlooking Kata Bay until it started drizzling again. I was already happy and no sex has even occurred (yet).

She showered and I got her situated with a bag of toiletries and other small personal gift items, lit some candles (about 30, actually), and by the time I got out of the shower, she had found a movie on TV that we both got into. So we watched the movie, I gave her a massage (I'm certified) and gave her some oral sex from the rear/underneath. I was very pleased (and a little surprised) that she was shaved, tight and smelled good. After that, she and I were both tired - We enjoyed some high-school-style making out and casual fondling through the bath towels. By now it's around 1:30 AM and we both wanted to sleep, so I blew out the candles and she cuddled up super-close to me (now both naked).

Most girls (esp. service providers) I don't like sleeping next to, for various reasons. Pom was different. Although I woke up intermittently during the night, when I was asleep I was quite soundly asleep. Around 8:30 AM, we were both semi-awake and started a round of foreplay, and practically with no warning or expectation, she slid over me, unsheathed. (It should be noted that the previous night on the taxi ride home, we had an STD discussion, including the fact that I was completely checked out just two weeks ago.) I started slow - she was nicely tight for a mother of a 2-year-old. She got off (I think) and we went to doggie style, my favorite, and it didn't take long for me. I came inside and she went to clean up, followed by me, then we snuggled up again and slept until 11 AM! Since my driver was coming at Noon, and I still needed to pack/check-out, and both of us were hungry, we scrambled out of bed. She folded all my clothes for me and we went to the hotel restaurant for brunch. Dropped her off on my way to the airport, having exchanged phone numbers and e-mail addresses. I got a quick picture on the cell phone as she got out, plus one (or two) from the balcony of my room. I'll post when I can finally upload the cell phone pictures. Stats: 5'2", ~105 lbs., dark mid-shoulder length black hair, Thai but has features of a Latin/South American, great rear-end, nice tummy, breasts look good in push-up bra, but are quite saggy...probably they ballooned during childbirth and then shrank completely - would love to see her with some nice implants. They look good only when she's flat on her back. Shaved and clean; some tattoos/one piercing (nose). Affectionate and pretty good English. One uncovered intercourse session, so I can't tell you about BJ. YMMV.

Some of you no doubt will inquire about her contact information. Send me a PM and we'll chat about it.

Later, guys. One more very serious post from Singapore will wrap up this trip, so be on the lookout for it if you're interested. (Finally got the total-interactive 2-girl experience!)

In answer to the question about The Pink Lady - it's in Phuket Town. I'm told that mainly Asian businessmen know about it and go there - the two girls I chose had never even met an American before, much less spent the night with one. But I gave them much better service than they gave to me (IMHO).

If you get a cab to Phuket Town, the driver should know about the place. Or PM me if you want the number of my driver who can take you there (and speaks good English).

There are actually 4 Pink Lady's in Phuket Town. They are all close to each other. The two big ones are on Phang Nga Road, if you start at the Royal Phuket City Hotel the Pink Lady 2002 is about 50 meters from the front door on the same side of the street. The second is about 200 meters further down past the stoplight and on the other side of the street. The 3 rd is the Pink Lady Chamois which is in the basement of the Metropole Hotel and the 4 th one is a little further away and is the Pink Lady Karoke. The first two are basically the same, large rooms with bar and about 20-35 ladies dressed in evening gowns. Price for farang 4,000 baht all night each and for Asians 3,000 baht. Pink Lady Chamois is a little different. There is a band and you can none of the girls behind the bar is allowed to go with you. The take outs are the ladies sitting on the couches across from the bar. The 4 th is much smaller and you walk in and go upstairs to the second floor and again there are 20-30 ladies in evening gowns. Here you can go to karoke rooms if you want or just take out. Most of the ladies will not have been with a farang. Phuket Town is mostly tour groups from Japan, Korea and Taiwan so they see those customers. The farang mostly stay in the beach towns.