Felinas waste of time and money
I registered just to let you know about my experience at Felinas. Background: I am late 50's, speak Spanish fluently, in Valencia for a week or two. Lots of experience all over Central and South America. Rarely have a bad experience.
Being older, I am not at all demanding, and chose Felinas because I am more than happy to pay up for a better looking girl, and a half decent massage and BJ is all I ask. Not interested in 14 different positions or jack hammering for an hour. I'm way beyond those days.
I am well aware of all the pros and cons of the place, and upsells don't concern me as I don't need them and am happy to say so, in Spanish.
Arrived about 7 pm on a Thursday, saw the lineup of about 10 girls, they rushed in and out so fast it was really hard to make a decision. Most were not bad looking, none were stunning. I saw much more attractive women at Vecinas in Barcelona (where I had a very nice time with Alena and Zoe).
I finally chose Yasmin, although I was a little put off by her fake enthusiasm. Should have listened to my gut.
First lousy experience I have ever had with a Brazilian. I'm wondering if she really is one. She started to put the condom on after one minute. I questioned that and she said that's the way it is. Well, you're wasting your time I told her. She fake moaned and sighed for about 5 minutes and I tried to ignore that and salvage something, but it was going nowhere fast. So I tell her to forget it, just take the condom off and give me a hand job.
She does and pours huge amounts of lube on, every 10 seconds or so, so I can't feel anything.
Then she switches hands every 3 or 4 seconds, resting in between.
I've had better handjobs when I was a teenager in the back of the school bus.
After 15 minutes she says I obviously want a different girl, so I say sure, as long as I don't have to pay for a whole new session.
She then decides to shower, slowly gets dressed, walks out. That takes at least 5 minutes or more.
The manager comes in, says well, if I want to pay again I can have another girl, but otherwise, they can't do anything, because to ask a girl to come in for 10 minutes makes no sense,.
Fine. I got dressed and left. Maybe not the worst 80 euros I ever spent, but close to it.
What a shame, as I was fully prepared to go there every day for the next week. I didn't want to have to work to hard at it.
I'll go try to find some independents instead.
Tldr: Waste of time, girls just so so in looks, horrible in performance, much better experience almost anywhere else IMO. Facilities are very nice though, such a shame to waste them.
Felinas waste of time and money
I did tell the manager I would give them appropriate 'criticas' in social media, she literally shrugged. I don't bother getting mad, I just get even. I imagine they will lose a lot more than just my business. And anyway, none of the other chicas looked all that appealing, so in my frame of mind it would have been pointless.
If someone can tell me the local Valencia board, I'll register and post there, along with anywhere else that might let people know.
Tonight I have an independent booked, let's see how that goes. Hopefully things get better from here.