Isaan Region (including Udon Thani, KK, Khorat)

Popped down to Surin today after a break of over 3 months

Was pleasantly surprised at the station. 9am - 2 very nice girls available. Took one from Chiang Rai- a 3 holer - for 300bt. 25 years old -slim .Cover optional!. excellent service.

Feeling exceptionally frisky, took a 2nd in the afternoon - hails from the NW of Buriram province. same price - sex and extensive oral provided. Took a time to come due to mornings activities and heat but she persevered, and wouldn't accept my throwing in the towel. Again cover optional. Excellent girl!

Wow, Bumholes, Goyave, you guys give me hope in a very depressing time. I have been completely holed up since the curfew as I hardly ever find anything during the day and in any case hate the heat. I've only been able to access regulars by telephone.

I was in Khon Kaen just days before everything went to s**t, and hung out in Cleo's Kareoke with a friend - 2,000 baht short times, very pretty girls. Needless to say we didn't take. At that time the 500 baht bus station girls were still around, but I'm sure the curfew has eliminated that as it was exclusively a post-nine or ten PM affair.

Over the last six weeks I had two excellent full-services just-the-way-I-like-it at Villa, each for 1,300 baht. Decent looking late-twenties women in both cases - nothing spectacular, but good sex and very cooperative. Almost got anal with one but had only baby oil with me - would've needed KY for sure to seal that deal.

Also, Lilly's Massage in the Charonesi Grand Princess is closed, the desk staff said permanently. Sad to see any Soapy lost to us, though that one was usually very mediocre.

I tried Ceasar Soapy the other day after not visiting for a long while. The guy kept recommending one girl that I couldn't see - where I was sitting she was on a couch with the back to me (yes Ceasar seems poorly laid out). Anyway, I took another one that looked tall and slim, though not very white. Imagine my shock when in the room it turned out she had a bad baby-stomach! And she had been priced at the 1,500 baht level, which certainly ought to gaurantee something decent. I really can't imagine how a Thai man would react to that, and Thais are the bulk of the customers at that establishment.

As it turned out she provided great service including bb, but not without a certain amount of initial protestastion. Her vagina was quite loose and sloppy, which I liked but I'm sure many would not. Creampie was recieved with a good humor, and to be honest her utter lack of interest in sluicing seemed strange to me.

Anyway in Khon Kaen I would still have to recommend Kosa for the looks and Villa for service.

I visited Soi Fai Deng in Udon Thani earlier today (at 7pm approximately) and all the brothels of this area were open then. Moreover, it seems that the girls were also more numerous than in the past weeks.

I saw many girls (and several of them were long-time favorites of mine) that are now back to work here after having "disappeared" for a few weeks or months.

I've been told earlier that these girls were back in their home village or town in Laos, and even about one of my favorites that I've met again today (yes, I met her also in the "biblical sense"!), that she got recently married in Laos and would never come back here! Not sure how true it was then (I didn't ask the question to the girl herself, because if it's true, she might be embarrassed to explain why she has to work again in this brothel), but I was quite happy to see her again today. She has gained some weight in the meanwhile (about 4 extra kilos, I would say), her hair is a bit shorter and her skin color is a bit darker than in the past, but she's still cute and delivers an almost decent service, which is a bit of a rarity in the local brothels of Northeastern Thailand.

Funny enough, in the brothel where she works again, I now "know" several nice girls that are all currently working here (some of them also recently came back after a few weeks or months spent elsewhere, presumably in Laos), and they all have different qualities (for instance, anal sex is possible with one of them, another one gives decent head, another one has great tits, etc.), so, the choice is tough for me now that they are all available at the same time! It will be even tougher on my next visit, because I also saw today a little spinner who was going out of the "bathroom" (just after my session with her colleague) and who seems to have a very beautiful body and who looks to be great fun (she was not shy and joked a bit with me).

Usually, I select only one girl at a time in each brothel (and select only this girl on my next visits and as long as she stays in this place if she's a decent enough provider), and as I like variety, I just go in one establishment or in another one, depending on what kind of girl (or service) I want then. But now, it seems that I will have to schedule my visits elaborately, and in more than one establishment (but in this brothel in particular), in order to enjoy the company of each various provider successively! The beds there are too small alas for a threesome (so, forget about a foursome or more, of course!), provided that the girls would not have been reluctant (which is far than being granted in the local brothels of Northeastern Thailand anyway).

I also saw a lot of new cuties today in this area, so, this soi is definitely worth a visit in my humble opinion if you can go to Udon Thani in the next weeks.

Just visited Soi 2 - everything's open, numbers and quality the same, though as usual girls cycle home and back a lot so it is mostly new faces. This time I tried one from the 'better' house and one from a regular house and got poor service and no concessions from either. Very disappointing trip but no surprise - chances are less than 50/50 in those brothels, and if old favorites are away and your budget is at most 1000 baht, you might well get two duds in a row and be a loser.

Interestingly the man quoted 500 to us first at the 'lower end' house, but I said no way, and he leaned over and whispered to my Thai friend and I that 400 would be fine but he didn't want the other customers, who were newbies, to hear. (They were Thai, just not knowledgeable.)

[QUOTE=Opebo]... Interestingly the man quoted 500 to us first at the 'lower end' house, but I said no way, and he leaned over and whispered to my Thai friend and I that 400 would be fine but he didn't want the other customers, who were newbies, to hear. (They were Thai, just not knowledgeable.)[/QUOTE]Yes, they try that trick with almost every foreigner nowadays, but 400 baht is still what Farang customers should pay in this area (and 300 baht on Soi Fai Deng) for a ST session.

Last time I went there (a few weeks ago), regular Thai customers were still paying 300 baht in the brothels of Adunyadet Soi 2.

In Nong Khai, they now also try to charge their Farang customers 400 baht for a ST session in the cheapest brothels, but 300 baht is the regular price. Ok, it's just a one hundred baht difference, but there is no reason to overpay (the working girls won't get more money anyway) and it's better to give a tip directly to the providers themselves (who deserve it).

By the way, at least for me, the quality is not great nowadays in the cheap brothels of Nong Khai. But Soi Fai Deng in Udon Thani rocks!

[QUOTE=Goyave]Last time I went there (a few weeks ago), regular Thai customers were still paying 300 baht in the brothels of Adunyadet Soi 2.[/quote]Interesting - when I was there, he was trying to charge Thais 500 baht, and was whispering the 400 to me in order that the Thai guys not hear. My Thai friends always get asked for at least 400 and sometimes 500 at those houses, but I suppose they do look rich.

[QUOTE=Goyave]By the way, at least for me, the quality is not great nowadays in the cheap brothels of Nong Khai. But Soi Fai Deng in Udon Thani rocks![/QUOTE]I never go to Nong Khai since Udon is so much better and is less far for me. I agree that Soi Sow Fai Deng is nice for the price (300 baht), but I find service is so bad I usually have to try 2-3 girls to get one that is enjoyable, so the real price is still about 1,000 baht for in order to cum. Also most of the girls are so damned short, and quite a few are a bit chubby really - I just don't like those little extremely short ones.

Any daytime activities up there?

curious mind wants to know if he gets the desire.

My prospective on Udon Thani, for what it's worth!!!

3 golf courses.
Sri Thani - 9 hole, decent condition/challenge...only negative is that the
greens are slow.
Wing 23 - 9 hole course, fair conditions...greens are bad.
18KM - 9 hole course, challenging w/ multiple shot making
required...negatives as usual in Issan gold, greens aren't the greatest.
* Army course just went thru a rehab, so expect it'll be open in a few
weeks.
** 18 holes (two time around) w/ caddie runs 300 baht during the week.
Horse Racing on Saturday, 10 races (crooked as hell, but entertaining). First
race starts at 1230 and the last race starts at 5 PM.
Food.
Irish Cock, good farang and Thai food....little pricey.
Oshii Rest, both buffet and regular.
McD, KFC and Pizza Company. Would be nice if we had a SubWay.
Multiple Thai Rest with good/cheap Thai food.

Nightlife.
Day and Nite, worth visiting (once). Though you may get lucky.
Soi 2 and Soi Farang, brothels.
I prefer Soi 7, aircon rooms and more of a relaxed atmoshphere.
Cost: Soi 2 - 400 baht / Soi Farang - 300 baht / Soi 7 - 850.
Soi 7 cost (150 room S/T and 700 for the lady)
They will bring the ladies to your room, be picky as they have a large
number available and they will normally start with ladies in the 5-6
range.
Masssage/Soapy - have only been to Oscars, opens at 1200....not worth
visiting until after 5 PM. Price (if I remember right): 1600
regular/1800 Sideline.
I personally like the Orange Moon Bar (same farang street with Irish Cock
and Day and Nite). Some nice ladies there, and they have a decent
pool table (sticks suck).

Central Mall / Robinsons - Just a regular mall, there are always some hotties walking around. I'm old and normally with the wife, so haven't tried picking up any thing.

One Go-Go, Wolverine's.....worth visiting once for one beer. Limited eye candy and ST / LT prices are crazy for Udon Thani.

Haven't been to any of the many massage parlors (back and feet), and haven't heard any good reviews.

Oh, on bar lady prices. Have been quoted 500-1000 baht for S/T and 1000-2000 LT. Right now, expect you can get the lower quote with most ladies.

There are a large number of Thai open air bars, night clubs (as most cities in Issan have).......friends have had good luck picking up ladies.....only problem would be that majority of the ladies don't speak a lick of English.

I don't get out often, but this is my prospective on Udon!!!

[QUOTE=Mosquito2002] Soi 2 - 400 baht / Soi Farang - 300 baht / Soi 7 - 850.
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Where is soi farang?
[QUOTE=Mosquito2002]
Have been quoted 500-1000 baht for S/T and 1000-2000 LT. Right now, expect you can get the lower quote with most ladies.
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Bar girls are so overpriced in Udon! I've never seen anything quality enough to come even close to 1000 ST. Some of these girls are so old and used up. I was almost insulted when lots quoted these prices. Just goes to show how many dumb foreigners are showing up nowdays in Udon!

[QUOTE=Amjeck]Where is soi farang?[/QUOTE]

There used to be a "Soi Farang" in the past, an area with small bars (now, it's a parking lot and the bars were demolished more than one year ago) that was located opposite to Central Plaza (formerly known as Charoensri Complex), but actually, Mosquito2002 is probably speaking about "Soi Fai Deng".

Soi Samphan Thamit (the small street where the Irish Pub is located) is now sometimes referred as the new "Soi Farang", because one can find several bars that caters to many (mostly?) expatriates in this area.

[QUOTE=Opebo]Interesting - when I was there, he was trying to charge Thais 500 baht, and was whispering the 400 to me in order that the Thai guys not hear. My Thai friends always get asked for at least 400 and sometimes 500 at those houses, but I suppose they do look rich.[/QUOTE]

I clearly saw an elderly Thai gentleman paying only 300 baht in the first (when coming from Adunyadet main road) brothel on the right (the one with a sliding door) in Adunyadet Soi 2. That's also the price that the working girls told me (although, not recently) that the Thai customers pay in several other brothels of this Soi.

I guess that your Thai friends did not know the regular price and asked how much it is in the selected brothel. That's probably why they were charged more. Moreover, I suppose that if they speak "central Thai" and not the Isan dialect, it's another clue for the local mamasans and papasans to charge them more than the regular price.

[QUOTE=Opebo]... I agree that Soi Sow Fai Deng is nice for the price (300 baht), but I find service is so bad I usually have to try 2-3 girls to get one that is enjoyable, so the real price is still about 1,000 baht for in order to cum. Also most of the girls are so damned short, and quite a few are a bit chubby really - I just don't like those little extremely short ones.[/QUOTE]

I usually don't like the chubby girls too and prefer them slim (and relatively tall preferably, but I also like little spinners), and I encounter not much difficulties to find girls up to my liking in Udon Thani (but not anymore during daytime in Nong Khai, alas).

In my humble opinion, the service is not much different in the various local brothels in Udon Thani. You're right: you often have to visit several places (or try several girls in one brothel) before finding a girl who provides a decent service, but it's true in every red district area in Northeastern Thailand that caters mostly to locals, I suppose.

I am lucky enough to visit the local brothels frequently and I know where I can find decent enough (at least for me) providers in the cheapest places, but it's certainly hit or miss for people who can not come here often.

[QUOTE=AsiaFloyd]Any daytime activities up there?[/QUOTE]

Yes, for daytime activities there are three 'Soapies' - Kosa Hotel (1100/1700/2000/2200, with good quality at higher prices), Ceasar's Massage (1100/1500/1700, sometimes with good quality), and Villa Massage (near Roma Hotel, 1000/1300, lower quality, much better service).

I have no idea if the small brothels which masquerade as kareokes on the small brothel soi are open during the day, but I suppose they might be partially open in very late afternoon. Day is not a normal time for nightlife activities in Isaan.

Tried this 'infamous' massage next to Pathumrat Hotel. Had a history of entertaining Pol Pot's generals as well as the USAF from the 70s on. Was a fishbowl about 3pm with 6 ladies. Was about 6 guys on the seats who all jumped up when I walked in, so they all 'worked' there, although their roles were unclear. No other punters. One guy got talking to me and the others low fived him. I talk some Thai, and he had 3 words of English. Selected a youngish girl. He demanded a tip, and I reluctantly parted with 100b.

Service was OK. She was sweet and inexperienced, which was fun for while. The act was a bit boring, unless you like a girl going 'ow, ow' with her head turned away, eyes closed and hands over her breasts.

The kicker came when I left. I paid the 1500b for 90 mins. Then all these layabout dudes surrounded me, wouldn't let me leave. They finally looked up what they wanted in a book. 'tip, tip'. Disgusted, I handed the girl 100b, and slammed 100b on the counter and stormed out.

Do us all a favor and never go this dump!