Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan]I think instead of getting glasses you need to maybe get some Brain Focus medication for yourself because you don't seem to get it. The number of post really doesn't have any to do with it nor does being Senior member! You can say whatever you like and I certainly don't enjoy stepping in and pointing out to you that you have pay for your membership so did Mr. E... so what is the problem with him posting his photos?

You seem to like to judge others while taking offense to others judging you! If you don't like the photos, why writing a book criticizing his choice and photos, just move on! You have a right to your opinions I merely suggest you put up! meaning some photos of your own since you so freely seem to think and like to criticise others for their choices. In the end 3 post and all criticism! Is that your induction to all of us into this site? Please get real!

A correction for you... I'm not the man whether I have 1 post or 2,000 post but I certainly not going to sit back and watch a 2 poster member poster start dictating to everyone what they personally consider to be beauty?

Mr. E... thanks for saying what I just don't have the patients to say!
LBM[/QUOTE]Did you see the post today by BIkanjil? Sounds like he is having a real blast and, his picture really turned me on. How about you? Did this stir you?

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational]I don't recall entering a contest here. [/QUOTE]

I guess we can move to PM's to discuss this in detail.

I'll write this to Mr. E, since it was his pics. I don't know if he and LittleMan are a couple,but I assume Mr. E is the husband.

You're right, you didn't enter a contest. Just some comments about your pics. LittleMan overreacted on your behalf.

The pics I've posted have been for the benefit and enjoyment of the other forumites, not for me, obviously I've already seen them.

If someone told me the pictures were unappealing I would take the criticism to heart and think about my pic choices more closely.
Why can't an honest response be taken as that, not as a personal attack? The girl was fugly, not nice to look at, so be it.

Not the first time I've noticed such thin skin on this site. Everyone seems to take themselves so seriously. A little humor, even if it has some bite, is a good thing.

:) Happy Times

[QUOTE=Pytheas Mars]Hi,

I will be going to Pattaya next week end for the first time. Can anyone advise where I can enjoy nude and lesbian shows such as those in Soi Cowboy in Bangkok ?

Thanks in davance[/QUOTE]


There are plenty of go gos that offer what you are looking for x zone & windmill to name a couple.

[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt]
However, sometimes a girl does spends too long working the stretch and then it can chew them up and spit them out. Maybe sleeping beauty was a looker in the not too distant past. Not now. How sad[/QUOTE]

I would look twice, before I would wake up sleeping beauty. For me he looks like a lady boy. Judging from the size of the feeds and the shape of the jaw.;)

[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt]What to do with a spare 30 minutes and 500 baht in Pattaya?

a. Walk from hotel to Beach Road – 5 minutes.
b. Find a suitable girl – 10 minutes.
c. Walk back to hotel – 5 minutes.
d. Proceed to use her mouth, face and body as a cum bucket – 30 seconds (only kidding ;) – say 10 minutes).
e. Pay her a purply, apologise for the red eye and kick her out.

Some moralistic hypocritical assholes here try to push the message that we ought to be going 12 rounds with our consciences for using and abusing these poor little third world sweeties (and then goes out and buys one!). Hahahaha!!

However, sometimes a girl does spends too long working the stretch and then it can chew them up and spit them out. Maybe sleeping beauty was a looker in the not too distant past. Not now. How sad[/QUOTE]
So good to see that there are still some kind, sensitive, caring humanitarians left in this world.

Nice! You hit it before the meltdown....

[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt]What to do with a spare 30 minutes and 500 baht in Pattaya?

a. Walk from hotel to Beach Road – 5 minutes.
b. Find a suitable girl – 10 minutes.
c. Walk back to hotel – 5 minutes.
d. Proceed to use her mouth, face and body as a cum bucket – 30 seconds (only kidding ;) – say 10 minutes).
e. Pay her a purply, apologise for the red eye and kick her out.

Some moralistic hypocritical assholes here try to push the message that we ought to be going 12 rounds with our consciences for using and abusing these poor little third world sweeties (and then goes out and buys one!). Hahahaha!!

However, sometimes a girl does spends too long working the stretch and then it can chew them up and spit them out. Maybe sleeping beauty was a looker in the not too distant past. Not now. How sad[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Run Mann]There was a message on the site earlier indicating that they were/are moving to a new server this week but they are back online now.[/QUOTE]

Thanks, Run Mann.

I will now depart to get my daily fix of news and trivia from P-one!

[QUOTE=DG69]I would look twice, before I would wake up sleeping beauty. For me he looks like a lady boy. Judging from the size of the feeds and the shape of the jaw.;)[/QUOTE]

Sleeping handsome. ;)

[QUOTE=David 2]So good to see that there are still some kind, sensitive, caring humanitarians left in this world.[/QUOTE]

Yes we have a petition at the Vatican to make Cunning Stunt a saint.

Actually the way things are going there lately, it wouldn't surprise me.

[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt]What to do with a spare 30 minutes and 500 baht in Pattaya?

a. Walk from hotel to Beach Road – 5 minutes.
b. Find a suitable girl – 10 minutes.
c. Walk back to hotel – 5 minutes.[/QUOTE]

Please do not get too comfortable or spoiled my friend - perhaps you are too young to remember, but there were many periods of months on end just a few years ago when Beach Road was completely shut down by the authorities, and no suitable girl was to be had, even if you looked for hours, much less ten minutes. Even today 'suitable' is far more rare on the Beach than it was a few years back.

Like so many things in life, enjoy while it lasts - it will not last.

Checked out Happy Bar last night and definitely had a couple of 10s and 9s. I like #22 with the big-ass back Dragon tattoo that goes from her shoulders on down her right leg, nice! Had a bunch of Japanese ATMs show up (thick frame glasses, flower shirts, shorts, sandles w/ socks, and man-bags around their necks) and so I made my escape. As I walked out of the bar, a girl in a sexy flight attendant outfit caught my eye, so I followed her.

I work closely with the airlines in the US, so this interested me greatly. And she led me right to the Airport Club. It's a great club; kinda tight, but deep. I had a pocket full of small gold pilot wings, I usually give them out to flight attendants as give away items. They were gold in this place! Mammasan was the first to get a set., then gave them out to the Captains on down. I ended up buying a drink for one girl, #38; tall with big tits and a stomach tattoo. She was hot, very interactive so I spoke with Mammasan about taking her out.

She told me that the bar-fine was B1500 before 12 midnight, then B1000 after. This was one of the highest I had seen in Pattaya, so I figure it was up for negotiation (it's everything in Pattaya?). After talking with Mammasan, we agreed to B800 bar-fine, B2000 longtime. And it was about 1130 PM when we finally left.

Before we left the bar, I asked Mammasan if she'd take a pic with me outside the bar (so I show my co-workers this bar) and she said yes, but she wanted a copy. I have my iPhone, so we took it with that and I sent her it through email and text message. Later on this would be important.

We got back to my hotel room and started knocking it out. She gave me a sexy strip show, then I started banging her doggy-style against the desk. We finished off on the bed, her on top while I played with her big tits. She got up to clean up, I dropped my condom in the trash and went in to join her in the shower. She soaped me up and rinsed me off, and then we got out to dry off. Her phone rang and she answered it.

After she got off the phone, she started getting dressed. I asked her what's up, and she said her friend called and was sick, so she had to go help her. I figured it was bullshit, she just wanted to grab a new trick, but I wasn't going to argue. I was just going to call my regular to come by. As she was leaving, I gave her B1000. And she went crazy! She said I had to give her B2000, that was the agreement. I countered that she changed it from long time to short time, so I was only going to pay B1000. She picked up my Airbook laptop that was on my desk and threatened to smash it.

My first instinct was to lunge at her, grab my laptop from her and slap the shit out of her. But I checked myself: I'm in a foreign country and didn't want to cause an issue that may involve police in the end. I remembered that I had Mammasan's number, so I figured I'd pay her and get her the fuck out of here, then deal with it. I paid her B2000 and she left.

I called Mammasan and it went to voice mail, so I figured I would leave a message and send her a text message. Surprisingly she called me right back. We discussed the issue and said that she would talk with the girl and get back to me. She called me back and told that if I came by tonight, she would have the girl pay me back the B1000, apologize and buy me a drink or 2. I will stop over and see what happens.

So I learned something. Making friends with Mammasan and getting her contact numbers can be useful, you never know when you'll need it.

If you're coming to Pattaya to skip the politics of BKK, be aware that the water games are on. However, on Monday it will be an all day water war and love fest. Today I was riding behind this fat expat looking guy who was on his scooter and kept putting his hand up to the crowds indicating he was not playing the water games but the natives would have none of it and he was doused and soaking wet after five minutes, he was so pissed because he kept yelling asshole to anyone who sprayed him, it was a funny scene. If you don’t want to get wet stay indoors till 8 pm or ride in a car like I do, it was ugly out there today!

[QUOTE=Run Mann]If you're coming to Pattaya to skip the politics of BKK, be aware that the water games are on. However, on Monday it will be an all day water war and love fest. Today I was riding behind this fat expat looking guy who was on his scooter and kept putting his hand up to the crowds indicating he was not playing the water games but the natives would have none of it and he was doused and soaking wet after five minutes, he was so pissed because he kept yelling asshole to anyone who sprayed him, it was a funny scene. If you don’t want to get wet stay indoors till 8 pm or ride in a car like I do, it was ugly out there today![/QUOTE]
8pm? ... does that mean that one could after 8pm venture out from Jomtien to Walking Street on a motorbike and arrive dry? (I doubt it)

Also ... is it... the madness I mean ... really over on the 19th? I read somewhere that the last day of Songkran in Pattaya this year was the 20th.

[QUOTE=ThaiLearner]There are plenty of go gos that offer what you are looking for x zone & windmill to name a couple.[/QUOTE]Many GoGo bars on Walking Street have shower/bath and lesbian shows. Some more names are: BabyDolls, Air Port Club and What's Up. Some guys were in Baby Doll's and were having a blast soaping up the girls and rinsing them off, using dildos on the girls. One even jumped in the bath and they showered him off.

[QUOTE=Daddy07]8pm? ... does that mean that one could after 8pm venture out from Jomtien to Walking Street on a motorbike and arrive dry? (I doubt it)

Also ... is it... the madness I mean ... really over on the 19th? I read somewhere that the last day of Songkran in Pattaya this year was the 20th.[/QUOTE]Usually by 7-8 pm it's cool to walk around without getting wet. But during the day, expect it and dress accordingly. I have a waterproof zip-lock bag I keep my money and cellphone in. Believe me, you are going to get drenched. On days that I need to go somewhere and don't want to get wet, I have a meter taxi guy that I call and he takes me around.

The thing to keep in mind is that this is one of their biggest (and longest) festival of the year. Deal with the festivities or just stay inside until evening. Someone mentioned seeing a farang driving around on his scooter and getting pissed when they threw water on him. I saw one, too (maybe the same guy) and he actually got off his bike to confront some of the beer bar girls who were throwing water. Every other beer bar girl on the street came over and let him have it, as well as other westerners that were celebrating, it was awesome!

The 18th and 19th are the biggest days. Everyone will be out in force.