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Gringo Priveleges
[QUOTE=Happy Neil;1153590]Worked out at the Hilton gym for free, they always let me in without questioning where I stayed.[/QUOTE]I once walked into the Hilton, easily walking through several newly installed barriers and uzi bearing soldiers, only to find myself staring at former President Alvaro Uribe up in the balcony. Amazing that I could get that close to a standing president just because I look like a gringo. I hope no one in the Colombian army reads this.
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[QUOTE=Ricker; 1153481]Well, you make a good point Golfinho.
For those that know BA, Argentina, these girls from Paraguay (Paraguayanas or Paraguashas they're also called) , at least IMO, are the best in that city, as far as love and affection goes anyway. [/QUOTE]These women are paraguayas. Not capitalized (unlike English, nationalities, book titles other than the first word, days of the week, and months of the year are not capitalized in Spanish), and definitely does not rhyme with Pollyana. Paraguay[B]anas[/B], no. I have fucked about 100 paraguayas in BA plus another 20 or so in Paraguay. I recently attended a college reunion (for reasons that remain unclear) and the asshole class president was telling me how much money he had made since graduation and how big his yacht was and such and such. I briefly had the urge to punch him but then I realized that he had never fucked a Guaraní Indian. After that I just grinned and nodded and let him go on and on.
Honestly, after seven years in BA I cannot say that paraguayas are better than argentinas at love and affection but they sure can [B]fuck[/B]. Every red-blooded male should fuck at least one paraguaya before he dies. But watch out for the native positions as they can snap your Johnson clean off if you are not careful.
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[QUOTE=Golfinho;1153635]That's just everybody, not only those like you who need to feel they need to get a little piece of the girl's heart in order to get their hard-on and their rocks off ...[/QUOTE]Are you really that dense or is it just an act?
"Getting a little piece of the girl's heart", as you put it, just adds to the experience for "those like me".
For those like you then, you pay, you do your thing, you're gone, wham bam. Well good for you, but I imagine a blow up doll would suffice.
Are you always this pompous or just with your internet persona?
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[QUOTE=Dickhead; 1153671]These women are paraguayas. Not capitalized (unlike English, nationalities, book titles other than the first word, days of the week, and months of the year are not capitalized.
Honestly, after seven years in BA I cannot say that paraguayas are better than argentinas at love and affection but they sure can [B]fuck[/B]. Every red-blooded male should fuck at least one paraguaya before he dies. But watch out for the native positions as they can snap your Johnson clean off if you are not careful. [/QUOTE]Thanks for the correction, I have heard them call themselves also 'paraguashas'.
Like I said before, I haven't lived in BA but in my experiences there, the paraguayas have been the most affectionate.
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What you need changes
[QUOTE=Ricker; 1153764]Are you really that dense or is it just an act?
"Getting a little piece of the girl's heart", as you put it, just adds to the experience for "those like me".
For those like you then, you pay, you do your thing, you're gone, wham bam. Well good for you, but I imagine a blow up doll would suffice.
Are you always this pompous or just with your internet persona? [/QUOTE]This is an interesting comment and coalesces with the "pro"."semi-pro" and "non-pro" discussion. But what you want and what you need changes. It's all between your ears, not between your legs! Sometimes just some honest, straight forward sex with a sex worker fills the bill. We all need intimacy, at some level. If you don't, I suggest, with all due respect, that you get your head examined. Sometimes the affection and care comes from a girl that occasionally shares her time and her body with people that help her in her life. The "semi-pro" can provide that intimacy. This isn't the place to look for some kind of life long exclusive commitment. The so called "non-pro" changes her classification when she gives her time and her body to the next dude that "helps" her in life.
The secret, if one exists, is simply to take what they will give you, and give but what you can. Always remembering the teachings of the Buddha: the purpose of life is to ease the suffering of others, and that the source of all pain is unfulfilled expectations.
Only good energy!
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Yes, in the Rio Plata area, argentinos, uruguayos, and paraguayos pronounce "why" as "zh." Zho me zhamo Juan. ZhaMAme.
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Workouts at HIlton
[QUOTE=Gonzo;1153665]I once walked into the Hilton, easily walking through several newly installed barriers and uzi bearing soldiers, only to find myself staring at former President Alvaro Uribe up in the balcony. Amazing that I could get that close to a standing president just because I look like a gringo. I hope no one in the Colombian army reads this.[/QUOTE]There was a guy named "Bruce?" who said he worked out at Hilton all the time while staying at his condo. He said he was the owner of a website called "TSM" or "The single male." He said he also owned an oceanfront condo near Juan's office condo. Wondering if anyone has seen him or heard of this website? Maybe he was just a con artist using a fake name.
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[QUOTE=Ricker; 1153393]That being said, BA Argentina is still fairly inexpensive because of the favorable exchange rate.
Though I never lived there, I do visit often enough to know that you can find daytime privado fun for
$40 up to $75 for the end places, and I've found some beauties in those higher end privados.
If you stay away from the touristy night clubs at night and stick to some of the less fancy ones, you can find nice chicas.
For $50 to $100 to hang with you from 2 to 3 hours to all night depending how you guys jive.
I personally choose Colombia or Brazil first though because IMO the girls are much more loving there. [/QUOTE]With all due respect I am with sidney on this one. As far as I know the only thing that is still affordable are the privado chicas. Going to BA without indulging in good food wine and shopping is like going to italy and buying your meals at a supermarket.
BA during the economic crisis was numero 1 for me as I look back on my travels. 24/7 brothels captivating art and world class shopping. I could never go back there as a cheap charlie. I only wish that I had spent more time there. Rumors about arrogant portenos and racist attitudes kept me
from going. Although it does exist I only encountered it once. By an indigenous indian of all people.
The girls from paraguay give it up! I've had a few argentine girls do me justice but most have a washed up attitude and look to them. Too much anglo running through their blood (ye I am white).
I've had some decent sessions in Medellin but way better experiences in Lima. When I go to Cali in August I will have a better idea regarding Colombia in general.
Paisas aren't all that IMHO. They are very intelligent though.
Look at the latest big mac index. A BM is almost right on par with the US. Colombia's is actually higher than ours.
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Bruce
He Quit Colombia one or two years ago, he lives at Charmico Dominican Republic, I meet him 3 times in Cartagena, and was whit some off his Girls, Good Guy, also I did wash some dish after diner one afternoon when Hi was having 3 some, jajajajaja that was fany shit,
Kukulkan.
[QUOTE=Happy Neil;1153823]There was a guy named "Bruce?" who said he worked out at Hilton all the time while staying at his condo. He said he was the owner of a website called "TSM" or "The single male." He said he also owned an oceanfront condo near Juan's office condo. Wondering if anyone has seen him or heard of this website? Maybe he was just a con artist using a fake name.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Ricker; 1153767]Thanks for the correction, I have heard them call themselves also 'paraguashas'.
Like I said before, I haven't lived in BA but in my experiences there, the paraguayas have been the most affectionate. [/QUOTE]Ditto. Paraguayas is what they call themselves and what people calls them, and that's actually what you've heard too, because Paraguashas as you put it down sounds just like a slightly incorrect transcription of the accented word that you have heard yourself.
[QUOTE=Legal Tender;1153777]The secret, if one exists, is simply to take what they will give you, and give but what you can.[/QUOTE]Amen.
Bless
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[QUOTE=Artisttyp;1153839]With all due respect I am with sidney on this one. As far as I know the only thing that is still affordable are the privado chicas. Going to BA without indulging in good food wine and shopping is like going to italy and buying your meals at a supermarket ...[/QUOTE]I got ya amigo. The truth is though, if ya know what you're doing down there, and stay away from the rip-off, American type strip clubs, there are definitely other venues for good love at good value, and many restaurants with great food at great value.
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Buddha
[QUOTE=Legal Tender; 1153777]This is an interesting comment and coalesces with the "pro"."semi-pro" and "non-pro" discussion. But what you want and what you need changes. It's all between your ears, not between your legs! Sometimes just some honest, straight forward sex with a sex worker fills the bill. We all need intimacy, at some level. If you don't, I suggest, with all due respect, that you get your head examined. Sometimes the affection and care comes from a girl that occasionally shares her time and her body with people that help her in her life. The "semi-pro" can provide that intimacy. This isn't the place to look for some kind of life long exclusive commitment. The so called "non-pro" changes her classification when she gives her time and her body to the next dude that "helps" her in life.
The secret, if one exists, is simply to take what they will give you, and give but what you can. Always remembering the teachings of the Buddha: the purpose of life is to ease the suffering of others, and that the source of all pain is unfulfilled expectations.
Only good energy! [/QUOTE]Kind of a funny place to hear the Buddha quoted, but hey it works for me.
{The source of all pain is unfulfilled expectations. } Wow, how true. I think I'll trade my mongering clothes (I will donate them to (BH 69 } for a monks robe.
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[QUOTE=Ricker; 1153764]Are you really that dense or is it just an act?
"Getting a little piece of the girl's heart", as you put it, just adds to the experience for "those like me".
Are you always this pompous or just with your internet persona?[/QUOTE]Just keepin' it real. Always glad to help ya on that one, amigo.
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[QUOTE=Dickhead;1153671]Honestly, after seven years in BA I cannot say that paraguayas are better than argentinas at love and affection but they sure can [B]fuck[/B]. Every red-blooded male should fuck at least one paraguaya before he dies. But watch out for the native positions as they can snap your Johnson clean off if you are not careful.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the additional info and maybe catch up later with this on the Paraguay thread. Will be returning there again before summer. Also, note the paraguayas will rip. Or suction. The rubber right off you if you're not paying attention.
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[QUOTE=Golfinho;1155057]Just keepin' it real. Always glad to help ya on that one, amigo.[/QUOTE]Oh OK, didn't realize you were "just keepin' it real". In that case, you're the best, thanks amigo.