Pattaya Reports

The other night I had some chick in my Line that I did not recognize so I hit her up. She wanted to come over for short time. I asked her how much and she said you tell me. I said 800. She said 1000. I said 800. Then she was on her way over. I fucked that chick BB 6 ways to Sunday and even ended up putting it in her ass by mistake. She was like ow ow ow. Then I was like well it is in now. I fucked her into a dead sleep. So it would have turned into long time, but I wanted to go to Pratumnak to get a massage before my place closed, so I woke her up at like 1045 after I got ready. Then she hit me up yesterday trying to come over again.

I left the massage shop at midnight and was passing by a buddy's restaurant when his wife saw me and called out for me to come back. I turned around to talk to her and she said it was her birthday and invited me in to eat. She always experiments with desserts and gives them to me and my friends to try when we come in. She said they were going to celebrate at 808 and invited me to come with them. She left on a Bolt motorbike at 12:30 and I went right after her. I caught up with her when the Bolt dropped her off where I always park. I told her she could have ridden with me.

We went in and got the tables. She told me she had 2 bottles coming out. The waitress also brought some ice, club soda, and Schweppes Manao. I paid 7 something for that with my discount. About 20 minutes later her husband, 2 waitresses from their restaurant, and an American chick who was in the restaurant when I was there came in. I saw this chick who I got into it with 12 years ago. One of two times a chick wanted to get the police involved. I posted about it here back then. In short, she was eating chicken nuggets in my bed and got the sauce all over my nightstand. Then she wanted to get in my bed without taking a shower with her dirty ass feet under the bottom. I kept telling her to leave. Then she walked around the bed to my TV and gave it a Bruce Lee kick. I threw her out nekkit and threw her clothes out after her. Like 3:30 am and she started beating on the door, etc. Anyway she ended up leaving with zero. Since I never got to fuck her, I got her number in 808 and took a picture with her to send to my cousin who lived in my building at the time of the incident and tried with security and the building owner to get the girl to calm down outside that night.

After getting her contact I saw a girl standing next to her that I had to have. I talked to her and got her contact. 3:30 am came around and we had finished the bottles and were getting ready to go. I told the second chick lets go and she followed behind me. She asked me if I know Soi 6. I said yes but I never go there. She said that she is 21 and works on Soi 6. I asked which bar. She said Ruby Club. A friend of mine who used to be a waitress at 808 is cashier at that place. We got home and fucked like rabbits. Then she started talking about she had to go. I said no way. She said her boss trips if she does not sleep there at the bar. I said well they are going to be tripping tomorrow when you get there. Then I passed out and she must have passed out too, because she was still there when I woke up at 10. I hit again then we got ready and walked out. I told her to let me scan and I sent her 1500 baht. I told her that I would drop her off but she said she would call Bolt.

That chick has been bugging the shit out of me since, asking me to go home with her to Lopburi and shit next week. One thing I forgot is that in the club when I added her on Line, I wrote my name and sent it to her. It would not send the message talking about I was blocked for violating the terms of service. It did the same thing with 2 other chicks that I had messaged last week who I have known for years. I showed it to her and she deleted my name and instead typed Hi, and it went through. Line sucks.

I might fuck around and go to Lopburi with old girl. Drive my motorbike up there. Only 4 hours. That same day me and my girlfriend had just gotten back from Koh Kood. We took my bike 4 hours there and had to drive back in Tropical Storm Lala. Thankfully I was a Boy Scout so I am always prepared. I must have been up 24 hours that damn day.

[QUOTE=JizzyB;3081850]I read another praise for Club Fate. Dez is that Brit chap right? Girls are there but they mostly sit outside the club gossiping and few play at pool table. Maybe I went on a wrong / low day.[/QUOTE][U]Club Fate[/U] is one of The Cmdr's favorite spots. I always have a good time in there. I have written about several of my visits there.

Are the hottest girls in Pattaya up in the joint? Hell the fuck no. You got Top Tier Agogos on walking street with exclusionary policies based on race for that. Can you go behind the curtain in a Top Tier Agogo? Hell the fuck no!

[B] Life is full of trade offs![/B]

I just tapped one of my regulars up here in Udon. She said all the girls are chattering, and Udon is going be dead this week because they're all heading to Pats to meet the big boat.

Aye Aye SubCmdr. Maybe I need to see it from a different perspective.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;3082002][U]Club Fate[/U] is one of The Cmdr's favorite spots. I always have a good time in there. I have written about several of my visits there.

Are the hottest girls in Pattaya up in the joint? Hell the fuck no. You got Top Tier Agogos on walking street with exclusionary policies based on race for that. Can you go behind the curtain in a Top Tier Agogo? Hell the fuck no!

[B] Life is full of trade offs![/B][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JizzyB;3082155]Aye Aye SubCmdr. Maybe I need to see it from a different perspective.[/QUOTE]Not every place The Cmdr likes is for everyone. We all have our preferences. I don't like the Top Tier Agogos on Walking Street. They pressure me to buy drinks. They pressure me to buy lady drinks. The vibe is uncomfortable for me. Now are the girls smoking hot? Damn straight they are! But I can fuck 7 to 10 times for the cost of bar fining and short timing a girl out of a Top Tier Agogo on Walking Street. To each their own.

[B]Pro Tip for Club Fate[/B]: Wait until after 2200. After 2200 Club Fate allows freelances to come in. Gives you more selection. They often rival the girls on contract. In my opinion, seeing the complete selection before you go in with full lighting is preferable. I always pick the girl I wish to go in with me. Because The Cmdr is not a looky-loo. The Cmdr goes out to seek action. In Club Fate I always get what I came for. Behind the curtain or in the rooms upstairs.

I've been to The Camel Toe multiple times on bar crawls. It's a MILF bar. The women are older and chubbier. So I went yesterday on my own, it was fun. I walked in and I was the only customer in the bar with all of the young ladies staring at me so I chickened out and went to talk to the manager, Marco, for a few minutes. I know him from various bars I frequented the last time I was in Thailand. Anyway, after that Aom came to say Hi. Last week during the bar crawl and after the show I was eating her which was fun. So this time we went to the back room for more fun. She may be older and heavier, but she really put a lot of effort into the exercises. I really enjoyed it. I do recommend the place if you like MILFs.

Too many police this evening on the Beach road. Few freelancers are still there though. I saw more than 20 freelancers, more than 50 cops.

Went to Soi 6 to meet my old friend that owns a bar named SOHO. Well seems that he sold that bar long back. Then checked prices, well 2000 baht is for girl, 500 baht is bar fine to go above in room. Some charge 1000 bar fine with room. Your beer and her Lady drink total 300. So it is ok for some exceptionally beautiful girl, but some top girls walked away from me due to my white hairs. I guess I have to dye them tomorrow before visiting. From my last visit in Corona times, I know these girls are actually hired at 30,000 baht monthly. All girls are around 18 give or take. The girls want to find a suitable husband to settle with. This explains a lot.

The girls that just grabbed me and took me in the bars were not so good for my taste.

The minimum daily wage in Pattaya, Thailand is: 400 THB / Day.

1500 for short time is 3. 75 times the daily minimum wage for 1 hour of work.

Was in LK Metro last night. Showgirls gogo has closed down.

Atmos gogo in Walking Street closed last week but is being replaced by Aura gogo, which is having a grand opening tonight.

After putting together everything I could find, collect, verify, and organize from my own research and experiences, I've finally decided to share it with the community.

This is my attempt to put everything I could put together about Thailand in one place locations, areas, nightlife, useful information, and other things that fellow travelers and mongers may find helpful.

I'm sharing it because I know how difficult it can be to arrive in a new city and figure out where to go, what to expect, and how everything works.

This isn't meant to be the final or perfect guide. Thailand is constantly changing, and that's where you come in.

If you know something that's missing, outdated, incorrect, or simply worth adding & share it.

Think of this as a community-built Thailand mongering map started by me, but improved by all of us.

So, to every monger reading this from anywhere in the world.

Khapun khap.

Regards JL.

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I'm writing a review about Thailand as part of a summer trip through Indonesia, Singapore, Malaysia and. Thailand! In the other sections, I'll be writing reviews of the other countries I visited on my punter trip (and not just that, but that's what this section is about).

So, about Pattaya!

First and foremost, it's brilliant because of all the old and new friends.

In Soi 6, half the girls are my type. Unbelievable! It's all about choosing the best of the beautiful ones.

Few turned me down, but that's fine. Sometimes I was the one turning them down because I'the accidentally ended up in bars with too many drinks. I've always found what I was looking for and found beauty at its finest! Performance levels varied, but all were good or very good; only one was lacklustre.

Tip: tell the girls what you like by writing it down in Thai. They all did it. In fact, it seems they prefer to play a role. That way they become more active, and it also seems they enjoy themselves more.

Costs: on average, including unnecessary drinks and requests for two drinks or just over 2 k for her (sometimes), I spent an average of 3 k each time. To be specific, girls usually charge 2 k, room 500 baht. For 1 hour, always genuine, never rushed. I make this clear before agreeing, via a message in Thai. Everything's always nice and pleasant.

The only two minor let-downs: a girl whose contact details a friend had given me came to the hotel. The photos he'the sent me were heavily photoshopped. I didn't like her all that much, but I couldn't send her away without paying her taxi fare because she hadn't sent me the photos herself. A so-so experience. She was certainly polite and helpful, but not quite my type. 1,500 baht plus about 100 baht for a taxi, but I'm not necessarily interested in saving 500 baht if it means compromising on quality (not that I want to throw money away, of course, but 2 k is fine; anything under 3 k is OK).

Second bit of a rip-off: a girl I picked up from a bar (Dragon, if I remember correctly). She was great fun and friendly in the bar, whilst playing a game of pool with two Italian friends. Back at the hotel, she spent almost the whole time on her mobile on the balcony. Obviously we had sex and she was absolutely gorgeous. But she didn't put in any effort absolutely nothing. She didn't move a muscle. Still, she was fun at the bar and gorgeous looking on the bright side. 2 k for her (it was supposed to be 3 k, but we settled for 2 k), 800 barfine, drinks on a friend's tab.

Total rip-offs: none. Everything else was perfect. Or more than perfect.

Nights out with friends: ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! Discovered a new nightclub (The Tube) and a new mobile game useful for picking But above all, loads of fun with various local friends, . And the lovely girls we'the met along the way. Being able to just be ourselves. Thanks, everyone! Up girls (Coco Roulette).

Thanks for the Pro Tip SubCmdr. I went before 10 PM hence might have diff experience.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;3082158]Not every place The Cmdr likes is for everyone. We all have our preferences. I don't like the Top Tier Agogos on Walking Street. They pressure me to buy drinks. They pressure me to buy lady drinks. The vibe is uncomfortable for me. Now are the girls smoking hot? Damn straight they are! But I can fuck 7 to 10 times for the cost of bar fining and short timing a girl out of a Top Tier Agogo on Walking Street. To each their own.

[B]Pro Tip for Club Fate[/B]: Wait until after 2200. After 2200 Club Fate allows freelances to come in. Gives you more selection. They often rival the girls on contract. In my opinion, seeing the complete selection before you go in with full lighting is preferable. I always pick the girl I wish to go in with me. Because The Cmdr is not a looky-loo. The Cmdr goes out to seek action. In Club Fate I always get what I came for. Behind the curtain or in the rooms upstairs.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;3082587]My bro wants to go to Pattaya. I told him to look here. He says he trusts me. I told him I don't go there and he should meet me in BKK. He insists I should help him.

He wants to stay a week, he wants to be near soi 6 and walking street, which I guess means near beach road.

Got hotel suggestions? One you have stayed at? Cost is not a factor.[/QUOTE]If only there were a topic called "Pattaya hotels".

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;3082648]If only there were a topic called "Pattaya hotels".[/QUOTE]So you don't know one? Hopefully an experienced member will chime in.

Hey admin, could you move this to humour the hall monitor.