Pattaya Reports

Woke up around 7:30 AM and got right on ThaiFriendly to message a few girls. By 8:30 AM, I found someone I really liked and we locked in a short-time deal for 1,000 Baht. She showed up an hour later, we did our thing, and then I grabbed some breakfast over at Cheap Charlie's.

Back at the hotel, I was chilling by the pool when I started thinking about this gorgeous older massage lady I'the seen earlier. I threw some clothes on and headed back over to her shop. Got a 1-hour massage for 200 Baht, and mid-way through, she told me I could ask for "anything. " I asked for a blowjob, and she hit me with a 2,000 Baht price tag. I tried haggling a bit, but she wouldn't budge. I figured "fuck it," I know I over paid but fuck it. Definitely made sure she worked for that money.

Then I went to the barbershop, left my clothes at the laundry, and headed to Kinnaree for some food. This place has a good vibe and some cute ladies. In my opinion, the best-looking one was taken by a Japanese gentleman because I hesitated, so I settled for the second best-looking one. I thought she was 30 years old, but to my surprise, she's 43! She told me she used to be a gogo dancer.

I bought her a couple of lady drinks and had some shots of Jack Daniels myself. She told me the price was 1,500 baht for the ladies and 350 baht for the room, if I remember correctly. Took her to the room and had a nice time. I was kind of drunk, so I went to sleep early. Maybe I will return for the hottest one next time.

Woke up around 2 am and couldn't fall back to sleep, so decided to browse Thai friendly to see if I could find someone I liked. Started talking to this 19 year old girl and told me 2000 baht for short time. She was 4 minutes away from the hotel and told her to come to my room. She had a great body! She was kind of drunk and I was still kind of drunk also. We has fun, she left and I went back to sleep around 4 am.

Looks like Amsterdam GC upstairs room.

[QUOTE=FlukeJose;3088155]Woke up horny at 7:30 AM and hit up a girl on ThaiFriendly. She asked for 1,300 baht, so I told her to come over. She made it to my hotel in just 5 minutes because she walked from home. After she left, I crashed again and woke up around 11:00 AM. Did some touristy stuff, headed back to the hotel for a bath, and then went to La Poste Bar.

The place was full of older women, and some of them looked passable. Ended up hanging out with a 42-year-old who had a nice look. After buying a couple of drinks, the evening continued upstairs at the venue's rooms, which added another 400 baht for the room and 1,000 baht for her time, turning out to be a really good time.

After that, checking out the ferris wheel led right to Soi 6 next door. Walking down the street and popping into a bar for a few drinks was purely for fun, a good chance to charge the phone and enjoy the atmosphere without taking anyone back.

Back at the hotel around midnight, chatting with another girl on ThaiFriendly led to an agreement to meet up for 1,500 baht. She arrived in about 20 minutes, looked even better than her profile pictures, and it ended up being a great wrap to the night.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FlukeJose;3088305]Woke up around 7:30 AM and got right on ThaiFriendly to message a few girls. By 8:30 AM, I found someone I really liked and we locked in a short-time deal for 1,000 Baht. She showed up an hour later, we did our thing, and then I grabbed some breakfast over at Cheap Charlie's.

Back at the hotel, I was chilling by the pool when I started thinking about this gorgeous older massage lady I'the seen earlier. I threw some clothes on and headed back over to her shop. Got a 1-hour massage for 200 Baht, and mid-way through, she told me I could ask for "anything. " I asked for a blowjob, and she hit me with a 2,000 Baht price tag. I tried haggling a bit, but she wouldn't budge. I figured "fuck it," I know I over paid but fuck it. Definitely made sure she worked for that money.

Then I went to the barbershop, left my clothes at the laundry, and headed to Kinnaree for some food. This place has a good vibe and some cute ladies. In my opinion, the best-looking one was taken by a Japanese gentleman because I hesitated, so I settled for the second best-looking one. I thought she was 30 years old, but to my surprise, she's 43! She told me she used to be a gogo dancer.

I bought her a couple of lady drinks and had some shots of Jack Daniels myself. She told me the price was 1,500 baht for the ladies and 350 baht for the room, if I remember correctly. Took her to the room and had a nice time. I was kind of drunk, so I went to sleep early. Maybe I will return for the hottest one next time.

Woke up around 2 am and couldn't fall back to sleep, so decided to browse Thai friendly to see if I could find someone I liked. Started talking to this 19 year old girl and told me 2000 baht for short time. She was 4 minutes away from the hotel and told her to come to my room. She had a great body! She was kind of drunk and I was still kind of drunk also. We has fun, she left and I went back to sleep around 4 am.[/QUOTE]A report of a typical day in the life of a male visitor to Pattaya if I ever read one.

Woke up around 11 AM and started texting a 26-year-old I met on ThaiFriendly. We agreed on 1,500 baht for a short time. She said she'd be at my hotel in 15 minutes but ended up taking an hour, which definitely annoyed me. But she finally made it and actually gave me two shots. After she left, I headed over to I-Rover for a late breakfast.

In the afternoon I went out to meet up with a GILF I found on Thai Friendly. She originally offered me a massage and a blowjob for 1,000 Baht. I'm not totally sure if she just works there or actually owns the place, but she runs things out of a laundry shop that has a big room upstairs with several beds. To be honest, the blowjob was very bad. Instead of just sitting through it, I asked her straight up if we could "boom boom" instead. She seemed pretty surprised by the pivot, but she went along with it, and we ended up fucking twice. We never actually locked down a price for the "boom boom" beforehand. But, being the gentleman that I am, I just handed her 2,000 Baht at the end of it all.

I went on an absolute mission to find a midget, completely guided by some random notes of sightings I had written down. My first stop was Cherry Bar, but the ladies were still just arriving and there was no sign of them. Next up was Naughty Ass Bar, but it was completely dead—just one lady at the bar and no luck. From there, I went on a massive bar crawl checking off the list: Lucky 7 Bar, Palm Beach Bar, Moon 168 Bar, Gina Bar, 23 Bar, and Smile Bar. Every single one of them was a total bust.

I rolled into Red Hot and Blue, where there was only one other customer but some nice-looking ladies. After that, I checked out Kiink—they had a couple of customers, but the overall quality was definitely better back at Red Hot and Blue.

Then Sin club, and oh boy. This place was crazy they had gentlemen with his hands tied and getting wipped on his back by the mamasan, while being whipped he had one lady sucking his dick and another one kissing him, he got hot waxed poured on his dick from a candle, another gentlemen was fingerbanging one of the girl really hard on one of the stools, this place was wild!

Hit up Windmill first and there were so many cuties around. This one girl came over to sit with me, and get this—she used Google Translate to tell me she's deaf and mute what a surprise!

After that, I headed over to XS gogo and man. The girls there were absolutely stunning. A gorgeous girl sat down with me, so I bought her a couple of lady drinks to keep the conversation going. The barfine was 2,000 baht, she wanted to be barfined but by that time, it was almost 2 AM and between the exhaustion and all the beers catching up to me, I was completely spent. I ended up calling it a night and just crashed hard at my hotel instead.

When staying in Central Pattaya I've given off my laundry to one of the many laundry shops along Soi 9 second Rd (between 2nd Rd and Treetown).

Can someone recommend a laundry shop in the area north of Central Pattaya Rd? I'm sure there are many rip-off places around the main hotels, but I don't mean those.

[QUOTE=XXL;3088485]
Can someone recommend a laundry shop in the area north of Central Pattaya Rd? I'm sure there are many rip-off places around the main hotels, but I don't mean those.[/QUOTE]Friendly Laundry, 6 Phettrakul Rd.
And there's another one nearby, around the corner on Pattayaklang 12 soi 10.
Washing and ironing of a full shopping bag of clothes will cost you something around 150-200 baht.

I have never come across a rip-off laundry place in Pattaya, by the way. Unless you think that the above price is a rip-off.

[QUOTE=Mogwai;3088494]Friendly Laundry, 6 Phettrakul Rd.
And there's another one nearby, around the corner on Pattayaklang 12 soi 10.
Washing and ironing of a full shopping bag of clothes will cost you something around 150-200 baht.

I have never come across a rip-off laundry place in Pattaya, by the way. Unless you think that the above price is a rip-off.[/QUOTE]Rip-off I mean places charging a set price per piece of clothing, rather than per kilo. I usually pay 60 baht per kilo.

[QUOTE=XXL;3088495]Rip-off I mean places charging a set price per piece of clothing, rather than per kilo. I usually pay 60 baht per kilo.[/QUOTE]Friendly Laundry is charging per kilo, and the other shop is charging set prices, IIRC. But those set prices are rather low, so the final price is more or less the same.

First day in Pattaya. I like the vibe of the city. My first impression was that this was going to me more my style than BK. Then I went to Soi 6 and thought maybe not. I can imagine going with some buddies to drink and it could be a good time, but going solo, it's an all out assault by the street girls constantly. I went into a few bars, all are open air. Bought a couple lady drinks. But between the stools, super loud music, girls drinking their drinks in 3 minutes, and not being able to understand them, I didn't have a great time.

Walked down beach road to walking street. Got a WhatsApp number from a girl along the road. This seems like a good place for that. Might follow up. I enjoyed walking street more. Geisha and Aura had some incredible talent. This city definitely hosts the best natural tits on the planet. Bought a lady drink at each place and got some groping in with some true stunners. They give them these tiny drink glasses. I'm used to the girls matching my drinking pace. Not the case here. Mercenaries.

Went to Kittens late night. Place was totally empty except for a small lady hiding behind the bar. Took her straight upstairs. Sweet woman who gives a hell of a BJ. Halfway through I asked about upgrading to FS but she wouldn't budge on the no condom, even after I doubled her quote. Oh well. Leaned back and enjoyed the BJ.

What transportation is best to bar hop around the city? Everything is so spread out. I've seen a bunch of bars reported on that I want to check out but they're often very far apart. I logged almost 20 k steps yesterday.

[QUOTE=FuriousGeorge;3088592]What transportation is best to bar hop around the city? Everything is so spread out. I've seen a bunch of bars reported on that I want to check out but they're often very far apart.[/QUOTE]Baht bus if you're doing Soi 6, Walking Street, Treetown, LK Metro, soapies, etc. Motorbike taxis are the cheapest way to go to places off the baht bus route. You can negotiate. For taxis we use Bolt as Bolt is cheaper than Grab in Pattaya.

Last day in Pattaya.

Woke up at 9 AM and texted one of the girls from the night before—1,500 baht again. Headed to Casa Pascual for lunch, and the food there is absolutely excellent!

Wanted to switch things up, so I had an African girl from Madagascar come over to the room for a short time for 2,000 baht. After we both showered, she jumped right on me like a long-lost husband. She was super tight and gave a true girlfriend experience.

Scheduled to meet another GILF girl for 2,000 baht (2 shots) at 6 PM. She arrived, and I bought some wine and beer for us. Man, she was incredibly tight! She claimed I was her very first "chocolate man" (I'm Latino, by the way). She even took photos of us on her phone and sent them to a couple of her friends to show off her first "chocolate man," LOL.

She wanted to take me out to Jomtien, but I just wanted to pack and rest up for the rest of the night since I had an early flight to Phuket the next day. After Phuket, I'm flying to Bangkok and then finally heading to Tokyo.

Peace out, Pattaya!

Note 1# if they agree to BBFS, And they don't tell me to cum outside, I just CIP, none of them complained, I believe they are expecting it, because they just stay there and take it.

I'm currently in Phuket now.

Note #2 Personal opinion, Pattaya is one of the top mongering destination in the world.

#1 Brazil. Hottest women on earth and GFE.

Dubai. Hot women and diversity.

Thailand. Crazy place, amount of women available and BBFS.

I need to get my ass to Germany.

[QUOTE=FuriousGeorge;3088592]First day in Pattaya. I like the vibe of the city. My first impression was that this was going to me more my style than BK. Then I went to Soi 6 and thought maybe not. I can imagine going with some buddies to drink and it could be a good time, but going solo, it's an all out assault by the street girls constantly. I went into a few bars, all are open air. Bought a couple lady drinks. But between the stools, super loud music, girls drinking their drinks in 3 minutes, and not being able to understand them, I didn't have a great time.

Walked down beach road to walking street. Got a WhatsApp number from a girl along the road. This seems like a good place for that. Might follow up. I enjoyed walking street more. Geisha and Aura had some incredible talent. This city definitely hosts the best natural tits on the planet. Bought a lady drink at each place and got some groping in with some true stunners. They give them these tiny drink glasses. I'm used to the girls matching my drinking pace. Not the case here. Mercenaries.

Went to Kittens late night. Place was totally empty except for a small lady hiding behind the bar. Took her straight upstairs. Sweet woman who gives a hell of a BJ. Halfway through I asked about upgrading to FS but she wouldn't budge on the no condom, even after I doubled her quote. Oh well. Leaned back and enjoyed the BJ.

What transportation is best to bar hop around the city? Everything is so spread out. I've seen a bunch of bars reported on that I want to check out but they're often very far apart. I logged almost 20 k steps yesterday.[/QUOTE]Hey bro I'm in Pattaya with another friend and we are looking for BJ bars can the masters here give us an update? I found none in Soi6 , went to exciter yesterday but was no good girls, too late she said come at 3 to 6 pm when more ladies are, in case you want to tag along DM me.

Thanks fellas!

[QUOTE=FuriousGeorge;3088592]
What transportation is best to bar hop around the city? Everything is so spread out.[/QUOTE]
https://capymapa.com/en/pattaya-baht-bus-guide/

Or google "baht bus routes Pattaya".

I compiled a pretty good list of BJ bars through a simple google and reddit search, and reading the forum. Although I don't really care about looks or age for this service. If she's skilled and takes her time without rush, I'm good. If I'm going to barfine, that's different. She has to be hot and it has to be bareback. Which is why I'm not really barfining here in Thailand. I just had a month of exactly that in the Phils, for half the price.

Re: Baht bus. This is exactly what I need. Guess I should have figured that out but appreciate the info.

[QUOTE=Rocketeer666;3088605]Hey bro I'm in Pattaya with another friend and we are looking for BJ bars can the masters here give us an update? I found none in Soi6 , went to exciter yesterday but was no good girls, too late she said come at 3 to 6 pm when more ladies are, in case you want to tag along DM me.

Thanks fellas![/QUOTE]

Go to Soi Bongkoch 8. These are GCs cum BJ Bars all in a single line.

[QUOTE=Rocketeer666;3088605]Hey bro I'm in Pattaya with another friend and we are looking for BJ bars can the masters here give us an update? I found none in Soi6 , went to exciter yesterday but was no good girls, too late she said come at 3 to 6 pm when more ladies are, in case you want to tag along DM me.

Thanks fellas![/QUOTE]