Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3089356]What if she neither takes money from a man nor gives him money?[/QUOTE]A rare bird in Pattaya. Someone win the lottery.

The lady came to Pattaya to make money, but doesn't take money from a customer.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3089356]What if she neither takes money from a man nor gives him money?[/QUOTE]Yeah, we always get guys posting about free sex on what is a paid sex forum.

Posts here should deal with the subject of paid sex.

If you want to post about relationships that aren't based on cash, there are plenty of places to post. But for 99% of the guys coming to Pattaya, they want to know where to find ladies, how much to pay, or how to avoid being scammed.

As everyone notices, I post about ladies' boyfriends, because the #1 scam in Pattaya is the "I'm your girlfriend " scam, and any younger lady that doesn't have a dead pussy has a boyfriend.

[QUOTE=Bunky;3089364]A few days in advance I'll get on the AIS web site and buy a travel eSIM that springs to life the second my flight lands at BKK. Super handy, but those SIMS don't include texting or voice calls. Fortunately, there is a lone AIS kiosk after immigration and before customs, close to the baggage carousels[/QUOTE]Why don't you just get an esim that has text and calls? I've had my AIS esim for two years now and it has that. Having a real Thai number is useful.

Mine was purchased and registered abroad with a 30 day plan, I add credit to keep the number alive.

Thanks for the information. I was looking for something like this only. I'll definitely check on it. Also, read about similar in Buzzin Pattaya.

[QUOTE=Allover;3089421]Many of the Gentleman Clubs have organized club hopping. You can do it at a number of clubs. If you need more info stop by Maggie May on Soi Pothole. They are part of the club hopping circuit. Just ask about Gentleman Club tours. They have a poster in the bathroom with the info on it as well.[/QUOTE]

Decided to go to other side of the adult entertainment areas Soi Buakhao and Soi Boomerang and this place was bustling mostly with Farang Oldies. Read FRs about Lips Lounge how raunchy this place is and went there. A male employee escorted me to the inside room and I took a 3rd table. Ladies are right infront of you on the small stage. One lady comes and asks to sit with me. Ordered myself a cola and a lady drink for her and she took my hand and directly kept on her tits. Soft tits with long nips I liked fondling them. She then started massaging my dick over the trouser and asks if I'd like a BJ and informed about the prices. 500 baht BJ in the open and 300 with room upstairs. There were 2 patrons already sitting next to me and I told her that I'm shy and she takes me to the corner seat under the aircon. Brings in wet tissues and cleans my tool and starts the action. She was completely into it and blowing with her mouth without any hand jerk while I kept feeling her all over. I wasn't coming for a long so told her to use her hands also with swift jerks and I spurted into her mouth. She accidently swallowed a bit of the cum and cleaned me up and then went inside to clean herself. Came back, paid the bill and I left the place satisfied. Ladies are not lookers but service skills are good and value for money. As SubCmdr rightly says the objective is to NUT.

Total Expenses - 725 THB.

Could veterans suggest other must visit Bars / GCs in this part of the area?

[QUOTE=JizzyB;3089520]Decided to go to other side of the adult entertainment areas Soi Buakhao and Soi Boomerang and this place was bustling mostly with Farang Oldies. Read FRs about Lips Lounge how raunchy this place is and went there. A male employee escorted me to the inside room and I took a 3rd table. Ladies are right infront of you on the small stage. One lady comes and asks to sit with me. Ordered myself a cola and a lady drink for her and she took my hand and directly kept on her tits. Soft tits with long nips I liked fondling them. She then started massaging my dick over the trouser and asks if I'd like a BJ and informed about the prices. 500 baht BJ in the open and 300 with room upstairs. There were 2 patrons already sitting next to me and I told her that I'm shy and she takes me to the corner seat under the aircon. Brings in wet tissues and cleans my tool and starts the action. She was completely into it and blowing with her mouth without any hand jerk while I kept feeling her all over. I wasn't coming for a long so told her to use her hands also with swift jerks and I spurted into her mouth.[/QUOTE]Outstanding report my brother. Sets an example of what this thread is for. We need more like it.

[U][b]On Soi Honey[/b][/U]

[U]Honey Lounge[/U] my brother. BBBJCIM 500; Curtain 300; Don't remember what rooms and full service are. Never partook in that part.

[U]Other favorites[/U]

Club Excite; Club Fate; La Poste Bar; Maggie Mays; Heaven Above; Mafia Bar (hit and miss).

[U]To Chill[/U]

The Cocktail Car.

All prices in THB.

[QUOTE=JizzyB;3089514]Thanks for the information. I was looking for something like this only. I'll definitely check on it. Also, read about similar in Buzzin Pattaya.[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure the Maggie May Gentleman Crawl includes a stop at Buzzin which is directly across the street from Maggie May.

[QUOTE=Allover;3089421]Many of the Gentleman Clubs have organized club hopping. You can do it at a number of clubs. If you need more info stop by Maggie May on Soi Pothole. They are part of the club hopping circuit. Just ask about Gentleman Club tours. They have a poster in the bathroom with the info on it as well.[/QUOTE]Anyone ever been on one of these? A group of 10+ guys walking into a bar together isn't my thing unless I just want to hang out with guys for the night. Not many GC's even have more than 10 girls. Larger GCs like Kinnaree and Passion come to mind as exceptions. Imo better off just going to Bongkoch 8 aka Soi Full Love Inn and hit 10 bars yourself solo if you want action over hanging out with other guys.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;3089529]Anyone ever been on one of these? A group of 10+ guys walking into a bar together isn't my thing unless I just want to hang out with guys for the night. Not many GC's even have more than 10 girls. Larger GCs like Kinnaree and Passion come to mind as exceptions. Imo better off just going to Bongkoch 8 aka Soi Full Love Inn and hit 10 bars yourself solo if you want action over hanging out with other guys.[/QUOTE][B]This is 100% true[/B] I have read articles about others participating in those events (I never had). You don't stay long enough to get with a girl. But you can learn where all the places are if you want and make contacts to return.

You can hit a lot of clubs in walking. You can hit a lot of clubs bouncing with Bolt in Jomtien / Pratumnak on your own.

Passion; Maggie Mays, Kit Kat Club, Maggie Mays Resort; Monkey House; Pussy Galore; Kinnaree; Catflaps; Maggie Mays Mini (opening soon).

[U]Camel Toe[/U], anyone been lately?

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;3089529]Anyone ever been on one of these? A group of 10+ guys walking into a bar together isn't my thing unless I just want to hang out with guys for the night. Not many GC's even have more than 10 girls. Larger GCs like Kinnaree and Passion come to mind as exceptions. Imo better off just going to Bongkoch 8 aka Soi Full Love Inn and hit 10 bars yourself solo if you want action over hanging out with other guys.[/QUOTE]I occasionally go on a bar crawl. I enjoy meeting new people who speak English. It often gives me a chance to visit bars I've never been to. It gives me an easy out in an hour. It means that I'm not the only customer in the bar, it's nice to not get mobbed, often I can just buy a drink for me without being nagged for lady drinks.

I highly recommend a bar crawl to people who are new to Thailand. There is a lot that can be learned from them.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;3089529]Anyone ever been on one of these? A group of 10+ guys walking into a bar together isn't my thing unless I just want to hang out with guys for the night. Not many GC's even have more than 10 girls. Larger GCs like Kinnaree and Passion come to mind as exceptions. Imo better off just going to Bongkoch 8 aka Soi Full Love Inn and hit 10 bars yourself solo if you want action over hanging out with other guys.[/QUOTE]I did it once long ago. It was mainly a trip to Kinneree and the few GC's on Bongkot 8, organised by someone from Soi 6 who organised a couple of bahtbus's to get around. We should have stayed at Kinneree where all the girls were, the Bongkot clubs would have a few girls in each club but not enough for half the group so we had to spread about. So it's best to travel around solo or with no more than a couple of wingmen.

This was long before Acreman came into to the GC market, now I would not visit any Maggie May's.

[QUOTE=JizzyB;3089520]Decided to go to other side of the adult entertainment areas Soi Buakhao and Soi Boomerang and this place was bustling mostly with Farang Oldies. Read FRs about Lips Lounge how raunchy this place is and went there. A male employee escorted me to the inside room and I took a 3rd table. Ladies are right infront of you on the small stage. One lady comes and asks to sit with me. Ordered myself a cola and a lady drink for her and she took my hand and directly kept on her tits. Soft tits with long nips I liked fondling them. She then started massaging my dick over the trouser and asks if I'd like a BJ and informed about the prices. 500 baht BJ in the open and 300 with room upstairs. There were 2 patrons already sitting next to me and I told her that I'm shy and she takes me to the corner seat under the aircon. Brings in wet tissues and cleans my tool and starts the action. She was completely into it and blowing with her mouth without any hand jerk while I kept feeling her all over. I wasn't coming for a long so told her to use her hands also with swift jerks and I spurted into her mouth. She accidently swallowed a bit of the cum and cleaned me up and then went inside to clean herself. Came back, paid the bill and I left the place satisfied. Ladies are not lookers but service skills are good and value for money. As SubCmdr rightly says the objective is to NUT.

Total Expenses - 725 THB.

Could veterans suggest other must visit Bars / GCs in this part of the area?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE] GC /BJ [/QUOTE]Sorry for dumb question but what is 'GC' - hard to keep up with all the lingo. (I get the idea of BJ) , thanks.