Idiot’s Guide to P4P in Thailand
when a newbie arrives in thailand, he almost always has this stupid look, smiling in anticipation towards all the pussy available. but how does it all work?
it has been said that even the hunchback of notre dame could get laid here (maybe he did) for a few baht so is it that easy? the short answer is yes, it is.
however, doing your homework can really enhance your overall experience as you will know beforehand which places you would like to experience.
(i will also later insert names of places and girls i recommend)
[b]massage parlors :traditional thai massage [/b]
pricing
1 hour = 200 thb
2 hours = 400 thb
basically all the massage places in thailand will offer this type of massage.
you do not get a private room for this type of massage, just a common room with mattresses on the floor separated by curtains.
this is my favorite massage, the technique will amaze you!! they make every bones and joints in your body crack!
you need to wear a pajamas for this massage, they will provide one for you.
unless you go to a hotel’s spa, at the end of the thai massage, 99% of the time the masseuse will ask you if you want the “special massage”
special massage in a thai massage place consists of a hj (hand job) and if you’re lucky a cbj (covered blow job).
hj special is thb 500 and cbj is thb 1,000.
the girl will stay clothed during the whole session
[b]massage parlors : herbal oil massage [/b]
pricing for oil massage:
1 hour = 400 thb
1.5 hours = 600 thb
2 hours = 800 thb
pricing for lotion massage:
1 hour = 600 thb
1.5 hours = 800 thb
2 hours = 1000 thb
this is the carbon copy of what you call a swedish massage.
except for the 5 star places, they will all use baby oil (which smells and is difficult to wash in the shower). lotion massage is an odorless body lotion that is very easy to clean and disappears in the shower once the massage is over.
almost 100% of the oil massage providers will offer you “special massage”
in about 75% of the massage places, farangs will go there for the “extras” (or special massage if you prefer). this is a little different than the traditional thai massage places.
for traditional thai massage, the providers are usually a little “older” and you do not get to chose them.
in the case of oil massage, you are the one to chose your masseuse.
you can chose your girl “live” by going to the room where they all sit, or order from a catalogue where you see all the girls pictures.
the catalogue is for japanese people, most of them would never walk in the room and face 20 girls (that’s 40 pairs of eyes staring at you)… they prefer to be discrete and look at the catalogue. the reason why looking at the catalogue is a bad idea is that all the girl’s pictures are heavily photoshoped. best is to face them and see which ones you get vibes from (while some will smile and wave in your direction, others won’t even look at you).
once you choose your girl, you can order the time you want.
99% of the oil places will offer you a private room with in room shower
for this massage type, you need to take a shower in the room prior and after the massage.
usually, the girl comes in the shower with you and she washes you thoroughly (yes, she cleans you everywhere!) and then showers herself also.
onto the bed she proceeds to massage you using the oil, and for this massage, you are completely naked. after about 45 minutes of massage, she will ask if you want “special massage”.
now this is different from traditional thai massage, because you are in a private and closed room, the extras offered will be as follows :
hj special is thb 500
cbj or bbbj is thb 1,000
fs is thb 1,500
(usually when you order fs, she will give you a bj to start)
once you “come”, the session is over and back to the shower where she washes you again.
[b]massage parlors : body soapy massage[/b]
now this is a very different scheme as the 2 massage types outlined above. while most massage places that offer thai massage will offer you oil massage, the ones that offer soapy only deal with soapy.
pricing:
pricing is a little complicated as every place has its own. some places only cater to thais, some only to japanese and some only to farangs (non asians). though, most places will accept foreigners but apply a fee (called farang surcharge) which can go from thb 500 to 1,500 above the thai price.
cheapest you can find is thb 1,800 for 1.5 hours and could go up to thb 6,500 (for “models” or freelancers).
soapy massage (also called mp by the local farangs) has a very easy modus operandi….
just walk into the mp and wait for the papasan to approach you… you have 2 options :
a) look at the fishbowl first
the fishbowl is called a fishbowl because the room where the girls sit is all glass so you can see them from everywhere…. pretty much like an aquarium.
in some places, the girls cannot see you and in other places, it’s just a glass and they can see who comes in and out.
b) all the ladies have a number that they keep until they quit working for the place… so if you like a certain lady, remember her number and ask the papasan next time you visit and she will have the same number. better, book in advance to make sure she is working that day, and/or not busy with another customer.
some places have 2 or even 3 different fishbowl, which means that the prices are different per fishbowl (every girl in one fb is at the same price)
so you can have a fishbowl @ thb 1,800, another @ thb 2,200 and a third one @ thb 2,800 (the most expensive it gets, the better the girls will look)…. some places even offer you “models” that have made covers of magazines… but they are expensive and quite frankly “starfish”.
also, you sometimes have girls wandering outside of the fb, hanging out on a sofa…. these are freelancers, they do not work for the massage place and are not professionals… they can be your average supermarket cashier trying to get some quick cash… they pay a hefty commission to the mp if they are chosen and are usually also quite expensive and not very good in bed.
c) choose the lady (or ladies… remember, you are paying so you can have as many ladies as you want at the same time).
d) the papasan will quote you a price… (now be wary of these fuckers… some will try to scam you… basically, anything on top of the regular price goes right into his pocket). also, he will “recommend” you ladies… (“take #45, very good”….) but he only pushes girls that will give him a kickback on the “extras” money…
e) soapys (or mps) usually always include the same routine :
a. you get a bath with the girl naked in the bathtub washing you
everywhere
b. you are guaranteed a bbbj in the tub and 99% of the ladies will let
you “come” in their mouth
c. after the bath, you move on to the bed where you receive an oil
massage
nb : some places have an inflatable mattress and offer a full body to body soapy experience (meaning that the girl will soap herself and wash you again with her tits and pussy by sliding all over your body)
not all places have inflatable mattresses as it is quite rare.
d. after the massage, the lady will proceed to another bbbj and then
have sex with you
e. after sex, back in the bathtub and she washes you again before
you leave
f) you need to leave a “tip” to the lady before you leave, the tip is up to you but usually ladies will expect nothing less than thb 500 (unless you did not like the session then you don’t have to tip).
[b]massage parlors : fashion massage[/b] *coming soon*
[b]massage parlors : akasuri massage[/b] *coming soon*
[b]bars : fantasy bars : eden club[/b]
purely the kinkiest club/bar in bangkok….
- eden club is not for everybody: club specialized 1 guy and 2 ladies ( or more )
about the menu:
1 man with 2, or more ladies
if unsatisfied with service, no charge.
special fantasies? let marc (the owner) know and he’ll make it happend
all bisexual ladies, dildo and strap on.
just show the ladies what you like, and don't be shy, they've heard it all before.
left side of the yellow line anal sex.
all the ladies provide oral sex.
90 min. sessions, unlimited sessions.
per lady : 1800 bht (us$45)
everything included
example of a basic eden experience :
- 2 ladies
- 3 drinks
- tips to the ladies
all in all about thb 5,000 (us$ 125)
you choose 2 ladies yourself, even better, you choose one, and she chooses the other.
uniforms on request (to please your fantasies)
you are here for pleasure, not for drinking
about services
xxx : means everybody will provide this service
services that you would like to perform with the ladies :
oral sex bare xxx
cum on face xxx rimming xxx
uniform play xxx
cum in mouth xxx
vaginal sex (with condom) xxx
vaginal fingering xxx
lesbian performance xxx
anal sex (with condom)
anal fingering
spanking
light bondage
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foot worship
services you want the ladies to perform on you :
bare back blowjob (bbbj) xxx
rimming xxx
use toys (strap-on, dildo's,etc... ) xxx
cum sharing xxx
anal fingering xxx
spanking
light bondage
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deep throat
foot worship
about medical
all the ladies have medical records
each month for hiv and siphillis
each week for std
all the checks are to be seen anytime in the club
[b]bars : fantasy bars : blowjob bars[/b]
there are quite a few of those in every main area of thailand.
like the name says, this is a bar where you can have a drink, and choose a lady for a bj and you leave.
pricing:
bj = thb 700 to 1,000 (depending on the place)
this is a pretty straightforward bar (looks like any bar in bkk) except that you need to be prepared before you walk in.
ladies everywhere and all ready to give you a blowjob anywhere… yes, you read correct, you can sit at the bar counter and ask a girl to blow you right there in front of everyone while you quietly sip on your beer…
a lot of people like to be watched and/or watch others receiving a blowjob (think of it as a “live” porn amateur movie).
for the non-exhibitionist, they have areas with couches separated by a thick curtain to give you a little privacy.
as there are no showers, the lady will thoroughly clean you dick before putting it in her mouth..
the girls will give you a bbbj until you come (technically you have 20 minutes to come) and after 15 minutes, she will look at you and ask “you come now?”
in these covered but not so private areas (you will see some people opening the curtains from time to time.. especially girls… some will also come and sit beside you to watch the other girls blow you…) you can be offered fj (whereas the lady will drop her panties and sit on you, she will slip a condom of course) fj = additional thb 500 to 1,000
you also have private cubicles (real concrete walls and a locking door) that cost extra thb 300 to 500 but only for fj.
that’s about all, as its name says, it’s a blowjob bar so you come in, order a beer get sucked, deposit your load in the girl’s mouth, pay and go.
the ladies there are very good at giving blowjobs but the older they are (experience) the deeper they go (great deepthroat). most young girls will not go very far down your dick… and if you ask them to suck deeper, they will complain that “farang too big, mai dai” (meaning that foreigners are too big and she cannot deepthroat)… which of course is bullshit.
you can take a lady out of the bar and bring her back to your hotel but you’ll have to pay a barfine to the bar (usually thb 500 to 600).
[b]bars : gogo bars [/b] *coming soon*
[b]bars : beer bars [/b] *coming soon*
[b]bars : freelancer bars [/b] *coming soon*
[b]bars : coyote bars / g clubs [/b] *coming soon*
[b]clubs : regular clubs [/b] *coming soon*
[b]clubs : after hours clubs [/b] *coming soon*
Lucky Star - Long Gun Opti-fuck
Went back to Long Gun for first time in a long while to check out how Miss N is going. She is tall and stunning. Their are no other stunners in this bar too my taste at the minute with perhaps a couple of pretty ones.
Some Rawhide girls have recently moved to Long Gun. I omit the reasons.
I was a sort of friend with N for several months and she would never go with me for sex. That has now changed so I guess times are tough economically and she cannot afford to knock me back any more. She is not good in bed really as does not kiss or do BJ but her sheer georgous body sort of compensates so that I still enjoy to take her anyway.
She is very shy so lights have to be low and she doesn't like me to stare at her face. Magnificent tits, Not sure if B or C cup. The right one probably small C and left one big B. Many girls are not completely balanced.
I remember my mate saying that he really enjoyed a starfish girl. Miss N is not that but is really not a good mover.
Scores:
Face: 9
Body: 10
Tits: 10
Kissing: 0
BJ: 0
Sex: 6 to 7
Personality: 6 (very difficult)
She appears in a pic:
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First pic girl on the right.
